Jean Claude Van Dam? The guy who Chuck Zito knocked out cold in Scores? Another fake movie tough guy who got loud with one of the toughest guys in NY with his hands!
@@robwalsh9843 it's written in to his contracts he can't take a beating, that's why he produces his own bullshit straight to DVD films..I'm convinced that's all a money laundering scheme for his Russian pals 🙄
@Kim Jones Kim, what is it about this comment that so motivates you to piss on our cornflakes? We're just here to have fun and make each other laugh. And then here comes Kim the buzzkill. Zero sense of humor and needlessly looking to pick a fight. Just leave is alone please.
@games guitars and gore Sequel to the Hard to Stop Cryin' When You're Afraid You Be Dyin' flick. Hard to Poop will be a splash hit. I give it 2 Flushes outta 3
Been there done that.... I've had to learn this lesson the hard way a few different times in my life because of just shear loneliness.... I'd rather just be alone then hanging out with crazy people who " accept" you....I don't feel lower than I do at times by myself anyways
@@candasmith Nah, they’re not all the same. While there are many megalomaniacs and colossal egos in the business, there are plenty of down-to-earth people that don’t torture and bully the people around them. Both the Toms are well known in the crew world for being decent and professional with their people. Robert Deniro is a humble guy, believe it or not. George Clooney has literally fought a director who was abusing his crew (David O. Russel). Back in the day, when Reese Witherspoon was working low budget movies, she’d slip her own cash to craft service so the crew could get healthier snacks (and I have first hand knowledge of that). Michael Ironsides is a sweetheart to work with, as is Danny Trevino. I’ve heard that Mickey Rourke was a bit off a diva early on, but at some point dropped the ego and became someone easy to work with. A film set can be a very high pressure work environment, and actors like those mentioned above lighten the load for the crew just by being considerate and positive. It’s like J Borg says, many actors understand that they’re getting paid to pretend. They might take the work seriously, but they don’t take themselves overly seriously and they don’t abuse their star power. I’d even say most of them, like 90%, just do their jobs without being abusive pieces of shit. But make no mistake, there are those pieces of shit actors and directors that make everyone miserable just because they can. There are others that struggle with mental instability that have good days and bad days.
Sammy you had me laughing my ass off with your Steven Segal story and him needing his blankly on the stand. I have to tell you I cannot get enough of your stories. Being home every day the walls start closing in on ya, i appreciate you very much. I have been battling cancer for a while and don’t get out very much, your channel is doing people in my situation a hell of lotta good. Thank you Sammy 🇨🇦❤️🙏🏻
Agent, "He was in the back room hysterically crying. Two agents had to hug him." STB, "Really.... Did they kiss?" Had me rollin' on the floor lmfao. This is that next level, top shelf, grade A content. Keep it coming and I'll keep watching.
I love Sammy’s stories!!! I’m a cop and have been acting for 28 years, I screen tested w Steven and he was such a prick!!! This story just made my day, cuz he acted like he was the toughest guy in the world, I even said to the producers on my way out, “Good luck with this guy as your leading man” 😂😂😂 The movie TANKED!! Glad I wasn’t in it…
@JamesDoherty You look like an UC Agent that infiltrated a Motorcycle Club. Why you showing your face? You're going to blow your cover in the RUclips comment section. SMH 🤦♂️
I can confirm that Sensei Seagal is indeed the toughest man alive. And the best singer. The greatest at sitting. Loves cookies. Turnips....and snatching birthdays
Sammy you’re just one of many that have hilarious seagal stories. That dude takes himself so serious and everyone is just laughing to his face. Too funny. Keep the stories coming Sammy!
Omg, I will never be able to watch a movie again with Steven Seagal, because I will be laughing so hard. Great story, I love all of your stories, their great.
Its incredible to see this man that was on all those FBI secret surveillance videos of our youth (80s early 90s) on all those walk talks with John and the other guys at The Ravenite and now hes here telling us all the stuff that happened back then, like a window into the past,amazing. No matter how crazy your life might be today and there is no light at the end of the tunnel, in 30 years you might be on a beach in Bimini having a umbrella drink, you just never know.
@@a.a.3699Wasn't there rumours that she got addicted to sleeping pills, cos she was popping them to keep him away? Sorry love, not tonight, I've got a heada zzzzzzzzz
@@karamlevi she aged pretty well actually. She just gained some weight, but it's not like she turned into a goblin. She still attractive, she just isn't stopping traffic anymore
Sometimes Right limited?! Lol. During the covid crisis, my job was to take care of human lives! You don’t go to a 2 yr college for that nerd. You sit behind a computer commenting on comments. Nerd
Bear in mind sammy, a REAL martial artist wouldnt act like he does. A real one wouldnt even mention their skill unless it was relevant to the conversation
Still makes me proud to say that my grandfathers were from Brooklyn... Thanks for taking the time to share your true stories Sir. With respect and love from Houston...
"(Seagal) is teaching them how to do karate and all these stupid moves." - Yep, because Italian Martial Arts is performed with a .45. It beats karate every time.
"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the face" in this case, this saying has never been more applicable. Ironic that Steven was in a movie with the guy who said this.
Right, and that should tell anyone with sense that it's probably not true... Pleaded with them to let him bring his Blankie with him into testify.. A man as prideful as Segal🤔 Anyone who believes that is a fool I'm not staunch Segal fan or anything, but many people have made humiliating this man a side job
I don't know why I find it so amusing that at the end of the day sammy f'ing gravano outlasted em all and is living out his golden years as a grandfatherly youtube personality. Say whatever you want it about him, but the man is a survivor.
but can you really walk down the street especially in NY without looking over your shoulder look at that 69 kid has to have body guards everywhere that’s no life to me
Steven Seagal is actually so tough and amazing it's too much for us to mentally comprehend, he transcends reality and warps our perceptions so that we see him as a fuckwit, it's incredible really.
That just proves what evil scum celebrities really are. For all the murderers, rapists and child molesters that are celebrities and they rip on Segal? What an Absolute Joke.
Peter Gotti sounds like that boss we've all had at one time or another. A complete idiot, incompetent, doesn't listen and can't solve basic problems and some how still ends up in charge.
Let's not forget about Junior who took over the family when his father went bye bye ? John Gotti Jr was a total idiot and couldn't run a candy store without messing that up .....
@@scottclementi4309 I hear 'ya, but these days it just seems more like a bit of 'oral history', regardless who's doing the telling. Though I'm more impressed that we live in a time when ex-wise guys can finally talk openly about this kinda stuff?!
Respect. This story about little Stevie is hilarious. Makes me wonder what stories the FBI has on little Stevie. They got him to testify, they must have something really good on him.
He was probably the most frequent flyer on Epsteins sick little private jet. It would explain why he has spent so much time in Thailand over the last 30 years.
You can slowly build the real story of Steven Seagal through interviews of people he’s interacted with over the years. Never realized who was producing his bootlegs.
I don't have a problem with Seagal being scared, I would have been scared too. These people are psychopaths who do not fuck around and would calmly sip a beer after they'd gouged your eyes out. That level of instant violence isn't in the majority of normal people and they can't relate to it. What I can't stand is the denial if it's ever brought up to him. There isn't anything wrong with admitting that (Whatever it is) is a situation that you can't handle, because no one is Superman. Unless of course you're Steven Seagal.
@@dracomaifoy7377 , so you can't stand rape victims that don't want to talk about abuse too, right?! Funny how you clearly understand the part about psychopathic violence but not the one about the shame, guilt and powerless frustration of having to deal with it. And then he gets ignorant messages from random RUclipsrs on a video from a worthless aggrandized criminal ridiculing him about that exact specific abuse. He does it because he can see sheep like you respect and admire violent aggressor domination but only show contempt and condemn, discredit and ridicule to victctims. And I don't even like the guy 🤷🏻
A great story about Steven Segal, it goes right along with some other stories I’ve heard about him only better. Thanks again, love the stories I could listen all day. Take care and stay safe and healthy.
Mr. Gravano, I think you should have a children's tv show. Sort of like Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, but something that would make the children of today a little tougher.
@Mk Val I don't think you fully understand the principals of respect that govern people like this. fact is some people need killing and the world is a better place for it.
@@duckduck168 objectively I would say that's true, but if you actually asked him that I think he would disagree. Then again, that's what being a man of will is all about
I've always felt that his speaking against other actor/fighters, along with the countless accounts of his lack of humble character, overshadows the debate over his ability to fight. But, I gotta say this man's sharing of this story is exceedingly entertaining and funny! I could listen to him for days on end and never get bored. The way he says he had to change the channel when a Seagal film would air. 😆
Peter Gotti died last month in a prison in North Carolina. Peter was John Gotti's older brother. Peter was referred to as "The Dumbest Don". Always interesting, thanks!
I believe Sammy on this one 100% . And Seagal is a punk no doubt . But the Lebell story was made up . Steve Lambert , and another person on the set , who were there when it happened . Have said it wasn't true .. what happened was Lebell lightly .. applied a choke demonstration on Seagal , and like a jerk he back handed Lebell to the balls .. and Lebell knocked him to the ground . Seagals bodyguards were about to rush in .. to stop anything else . And Seagal waved them off . And that was all that happened . Lebell never choked him out or caused him to crap his pants . That being said Seagal is a major jerk . But Lebell is a story teller also .
I’ve heard several different people tell that story. People who aren’t connected with each other really, they were simply witness to it. The interesting thing is that they all tell their version of events, each with little different nuances unique to themselves and the vantage point they had at the time. They’re little differences all support each of the other people’s version. How often in life does that happen? Statistically it should be impossible. It HAD to have happened. 😂
@@OldStreetDoc The other's who have told the story Kevin Hart , Joe Rogan , Rousey . All are going by what someone told them . Steven Lambert , and another guy working with him on the set . Are the only 2 with credibility . As unlike the other's they were actually there .. with Seagal and Lebell .
@@SJ-ty5rw I absolutely get that. I do. It wasn’t like there were 40 people there that saw it first hand. But there were a handful of folks who evidently did either see it themselves, or the immediate aftermath. And their descriptions of the aftermath seem to line up with the start-to-finish descriptions. What has stuck with me is how everyone I’ve heard describe what happened, with a few exceptions like Rogan for instance, tell the story almost as if they’re embarrassed for Seagal. They aren’t trying to actively bash on Seagal usually. Which makes it that much more reliable really. If it were like a game of telephone with everyone trying to out-do the last version I’d suspect it never happened. Just my opinion… it sounds like bravado got the better of Seagal’s judgment & he thought he’d take what seemed to him to be a small bite. Only it ended up being much more than he had bargained for. And to Seagal’s defense for what it’s worth, he wouldn’t have been nearly the first, or the last, that this particular thing has happened to.
I was told by one of the actors in his very first three-word titled movie that was filmed in Chicago that Segal was scared shitless to be here and carried a gun with him everywhere he went. This was right from the lips of one of his co-stars. They thought he was an Ass-clown.
I was a stockbroker in the 90's. Steven and his business partner opened an account with me for their Steamroller Productions. They wanted me to buy all kinds of stuff but they never wanted to pay for anything. I finally had to tell them to go somewhere else. I'll never forget. I am also a martial artist and I did stunts and movie fighting during college. I ran into Steven at a martial arts convention and he pretended like everything was cool. When I brought up the account, he threw his old business partner under the bus badly. That's Hollywood baby!!!
I love this Sammy so much that I sort of mourn everytime I remember his age. Sammy, you have lived a life only %1of men have lived! You have charisma and class! You have no fear in you. You're a soldier. Love ya bro! Australia
"You have charisma and class! You have no fear in you. You're a soldier" And you're a moron. This guy was a gangster, a violent, murdering psychopath that preyed on hard working, law abiding people. This guy admitted in court, that he was involved in the murders of 19 people. And you admire him? I guess you'd like your kids to grow up to be violent, murdering psychopaths also? "I love this Sammy so much" Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? I find the stories interesting too, but I don't admire this guy, he's a sick fuck. Evil One666 is a great name for you.
Jean Claude Van Damme must be rolling on the floor laughing hysterically wahahaha 😂🤣 He must be thinking i knew it Mr. Ponytail is wearing diapers after all wahahaha 🤣😂
@Timmy Hill You are so wrong it hurts. He has a pro record of 18-1 and amateur record of 44-4. Maybe next time do some research... save you the embarrassment.
@@liampowell5014 Y'all use all the karate you want. There was a guy here in Atlanta who held some record in karate. All that training was for nothing when he was murdered by a man with a gun. Now read the quote again and you will see it's quite accurate.
@@aintrunnin6608 Dude is a low life piece of shit who robbed and killed all of his miserable existence, he has a point. And please don't idolize people like Sammy the Bull, learn from them and be a better person.
He's a joke and a fraud, one minute he's a Russian next he's a Japanese samurai next he's a New Orleans guy... Guys so confused he grew a ponytail and tried to be a woman at one time
In a way, even if you can’t respect their character, you can respect them like you respect the danger of a bear or even poisonous plants. Now, I can imagine Seagal giving the latter respect. Apparently, Seagal did testify. The bawling part was sad, though, coming from him.
"He's teaching them to do karate and all these stupid moves, whatever." 😂 P.S. Apparently shatting his pants is a favorite pastime for Steven Seagal. Just ask Gene Lebell 🤣
The production value of these videos are very good,these stories seem to flow perfectly. I like how the video starts with Sammy starting to talk like he sitting in the room talking to his friends
Jean-Claude Van Damme is sitting at home loving every minute of this.
He ain't much different. All running around in Chuck Norris' shadow.
Yep cause Jean Claude called Steven out to a 1 on 1 fight and Steven was horrified
Jean Claude Van Dam? The guy who Chuck Zito knocked out cold in Scores? Another fake movie tough guy who got loud with one of the toughest guys in NY with his hands!
VanDamme atleast has a sense of humor about it. Check out the JCVD movie.
@@NYScorpion222 true story
Steven can actually fight. It's on record, he has a winning record against his ex-wives and girlfriends
A win is a win.
She at least has a real aikido belt.
What a great quote!!!
I'm done with the internet
😂🤣😂🤣😂🔟
When Seagal recounts this story, he saved everyone from terrorists, cleaned up the environment, and taught the mafia how to fight...
Highly possible
All while attending an all you can eat buffet
@machinech brilliant, LOL! Have you heard Tom Segura's stand up where he talks about Steven Segal? Your comment sounds a lot like that, LMAO!
Sagal also knows were jimmy hoffa is burried he arrested the mobsters that did it but he wouldn't wana brag about taking out 5 mafiosos XD
I'm not so sure about the environment part.
I’ll never be able to watch another Steven Seagal movie again without cracking up 😂
Could you watch one before this without cracking up? If so, youre a more serious man than i am.
I cracked up at his movies as soon as they came out. He never gets so much of a slap upside the face in his fight choreography.
I always wondered how he got the roles, didn't like his acting at all, the mob opens a lot of doors to crooks like him.
@@robwalsh9843 it's written in to his contracts he can't take a beating, that's why he produces his own bullshit straight to DVD films..I'm convinced that's all a money laundering scheme for his Russian pals 🙄
You could so far? : D
I can’t stop hearing Seagal’s voice “you think you goombas can come in here and intimidate me...well guess what?...you can.”
😂😂😂
LOL
Classic !
@Kim Jones Kim, what is it about this comment that so motivates you to piss on our cornflakes? We're just here to have fun and make each other laugh. And then here comes Kim the buzzkill. Zero sense of humor and needlessly looking to pick a fight. Just leave is alone please.
🤣🤣
Coming this summer.....Steven Seagal in..."Hard to Stop Crying"
Lmao 🤣
😂🤣
Hahaha. legend
@games guitars and gore Sequel to the Hard to Stop Cryin' When You're Afraid You Be Dyin' flick.
Hard to Poop will be a splash hit.
I give it 2 Flushes outta 3
😂😂😂
There's a lesson here: if you associate with criminals you will eventually find yourself in the wrong place at the wrong time.
and apparently in a lot of bad movies they want you to keep appearing in so you'll start appearing as a deputy in a bad reality tv show.
Well that isn't true. You don't have to associate with criminals to be a target D.A.! Just as any victim of crime.
@@captainarcher2 That's not what they said.
I ended up at a drug dealers house once after 3 days off clubbing, he had about 150 pigeonsflying inside his house. Wrong place wrong time
Been there done that.... I've had to learn this lesson the hard way a few different times in my life because of just shear loneliness.... I'd rather just be alone then hanging out with crazy people who " accept" you....I don't feel lower than I do at times by myself anyways
This the funniest Steven Seagal story I’ve ever heard.
I can just picture him bawling into his blanky.
Seagal is the only “actor” I enjoy people exposing….. after watching his movies all my life, he’s the only action star who takes himself too seriously
They all do
@@candasmith Seagal takes it to the next level. The others seem to at least understand that they didn't actually do the things their characters did.
@@candasmith Nah, they’re not all the same. While there are many megalomaniacs and colossal egos in the business, there are plenty of down-to-earth people that don’t torture and bully the people around them. Both the Toms are well known in the crew world for being decent and professional with their people. Robert Deniro is a humble guy, believe it or not. George Clooney has literally fought a director who was abusing his crew (David O. Russel). Back in the day, when Reese Witherspoon was working low budget movies, she’d slip her own cash to craft service so the crew could get healthier snacks (and I have first hand knowledge of that). Michael Ironsides is a sweetheart to work with, as is Danny Trevino. I’ve heard that Mickey Rourke was a bit off a diva early on, but at some point dropped the ego and became someone easy to work with.
A film set can be a very high pressure work environment, and actors like those mentioned above lighten the load for the crew just by being considerate and positive. It’s like J Borg says, many actors understand that they’re getting paid to pretend. They might take the work seriously, but they don’t take themselves overly seriously and they don’t abuse their star power. I’d even say most of them, like 90%, just do their jobs without being abusive pieces of shit.
But make no mistake, there are those pieces of shit actors and directors that make everyone miserable just because they can. There are others that struggle with mental instability that have good days and bad days.
hes a narcissist and massively insecure pathological liar
you are a hater
"He teaches karate and all these stupid moves...whatever" 😂👌
I had to laugh at this one too
Sammy is such a throwback. Guy is hilarious.
Best quote in the clip 🤣🤣🤣
An he runs like a freakin girl....
Aikido*
The invention of the internet has not been kind to Steven Seagal 😳
Food also.
Neither has McDonald's
Lol
Steven Segal hasnt been very kind to Steven Segal
Understatement of the century hahaha!
Sammy you had me laughing my ass off with your Steven Segal story and him needing his blankly on the stand.
I have to tell you I cannot get enough of your stories. Being home every day the walls start closing in on ya, i appreciate you very much. I have been battling cancer for a while and don’t get out very much, your channel is doing people in my situation a hell of lotta good.
Thank you Sammy
🇨🇦❤️🙏🏻
"Why didn't he just get up and give Peter Gotti a couple of karate chops?"
I'm fuckin' dying!!!
A lot of other people did too...
Hot air everywhere....
Agent, "He was in the back room hysterically crying. Two agents had to hug him."
STB, "Really.... Did they kiss?"
Had me rollin' on the floor lmfao.
This is that next level, top shelf, grade A content. Keep it coming and I'll keep watching.
I love Sammy’s stories!!! I’m a cop and have been acting for 28 years, I screen tested w Steven and he was such a prick!!! This story just made my day, cuz he acted like he was the toughest guy in the world, I even said to the producers on my way out, “Good luck with this guy as your leading man” 😂😂😂 The movie TANKED!! Glad I wasn’t in it…
👍👏👏👏I'm not a bit suprised
You do know that Segal couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag?
@JamesDoherty You look like an UC Agent that infiltrated a Motorcycle Club.
Why you showing your face?
You're going to blow your cover in the RUclips comment section. SMH 🤦♂️
What was the name of the movie? I have 2 guesses but not sure.
@@denisrose9207 Thank you….👍🏽👍🏽
I can never get enough of Steven Seagal stories..
Good one Sammy...
Seagal never had the makings of a varsity athlete!
So funny
That was awesome sammy..me and my father where laughing with you
Seagal is more of a plump Sea Lion 🤣
small hands, that's his problem!
@@flyurs1675 lol! I was waiting for someone to respond with this! Lol!!
Steven Segal is one of those guys everyone has a bad story about. And they're always ridiculously entertaining
Steven Segal was on the stand holding a blanket like Linus from Charlie Brown!😂😂😂😂😂
Now visualize Steven Seagal running😂😂😂😂
And he breaks Lucy’s neck. Lol
@@sweetdrahthaar7951 his run with his arms swinging around, while his blankey waves in the breeze 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He should market that: the Steven Segal li'l comfort blanky. I'd totally buy that.
@@celebritytributes 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
I can confirm that Sensei Seagal is indeed the toughest man alive. And the best singer. The greatest at sitting. Loves cookies. Turnips....and snatching birthdays
Hey imagine seeing you here 😂
You misspelled, “whiny bitch”.
Every motherfucker birthday.
Came here from your video the safety blanket that Sammy mentioned in the clip I had to watch the whole video lol
Lol hey Sensei 😂
Sammy you’re just one of many that have hilarious seagal stories. That dude takes himself so serious and everyone is just laughing to his face. Too funny. Keep the stories coming Sammy!
Omg, I will never be able to watch a movie again with Steven Seagal, because I will be laughing so hard. Great story, I love all of your stories, their great.
Yeah you love stories being told by a murderer
“So he [Seagal] goes to work with some Sheriffs dept., teaching them karate and all these stupid moves... or whatever I don’t know”😂
Hard truth he scared of the real gangsters.The real tough guys.
Lol here in Phx,Az I'm guessing
he never kicked anyone couldn't lift his legs up he only used his hands funny as hell
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Foist of all..
Its incredible to see this man that was on all those FBI secret surveillance videos of our youth (80s early 90s) on all those walk talks with John and the other guys at The Ravenite and now hes here telling us all the stuff that happened back then, like a window into the past,amazing.
No matter how crazy your life might be today and there is no light at the end of the tunnel, in 30 years you might be on a beach in Bimini having a umbrella drink, you just never know.
I think I'd be crying regularly, if I used to wake up next to Kelly LeBrock, but don't anymore.
I don’t know. You might be crying now. I don’t think time was kind to her.
@@a.a.3699Wasn't there rumours that she got addicted to sleeping pills, cos she was popping them to keep him away?
Sorry love, not tonight, I've got a heada zzzzzzzzz
She didn’t age wall.
I mean, she didn’t age well.
😱😱😱 don’t look her up today 😆
Well, he used to beat her up, so I think she would cry, waking up next to him.
@@karamlevi she aged pretty well actually. She just gained some weight, but it's not like she turned into a goblin. She still attractive, she just isn't stopping traffic anymore
“He held on to his safety blanket on the stand”. I almost shit myself twice!!!!! 😂
That can't be right. Would a judge even allow that?
Womder how would you handle it. It is funny though. But I know i would of crap my self too
Sometimes Right it’s called referencing. Did u even watch the video? NERD
Sometimes Right limited?! Lol. During the covid crisis, my job was to take care of human lives! You don’t go to a 2 yr college for that nerd. You sit behind a computer commenting on comments. Nerd
@@enterauh72bx wimp.
Bear in mind sammy, a REAL martial artist wouldnt act like he does. A real one wouldnt even mention their skill unless it was relevant to the conversation
"I just read... the greatest screenplay... ever written."
"Really? Who wrote it?"
"I did."
Still makes me proud to say that my grandfathers were from Brooklyn... Thanks for taking the time to share your true stories Sir. With respect and love from Houston...
"(Seagal) is teaching them how to do karate and all these stupid moves." - Yep, because Italian Martial Arts is performed with a .45. It beats karate every time.
@Lamont Wilson Aw, you poor baby. Show us on the doll where the bad gun hurt you.
What if you don’t have weapons? Would you use noodles?
Mavin vetorri
And a baseball bat,lol !!
Lol it's true
5 people dislike this video. One of them is named Segal and the other 4 are Gotti's 🤣
😂😂😂
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Hahahaha
@@TheOriginalStubbs1967Sauce 🤦♂️
good one!
“This was a cute story about Steven” my guy you just assassinated his one spec of credibility 😂
Steven Seagal managed perfectly fine to assassinate his own credibility.
this was in 2021, steves credibility was rip for 2 decades already, mostly due to him going on interviews and making no sense whatsoever.
There seems to be an underlying theme with Seagal everytime he gets scared or under pressure; he shits his pants.
That's his technique. Scat fu. If u attack, he will shit on ur fists and you'll get balls palsy and die off. That's how danger Stevens Senegal is.
"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the face" in this case, this saying has never been more applicable. Ironic that Steven was in a movie with the guy who said this.
I bet in his mind he has mastered the octopus techinque or something...
Defensive mechanism like a skunk. He's wonder of nature.
Right, and that should tell anyone with sense that it's probably not true...
Pleaded with them to let him bring his Blankie with him into testify..
A man as prideful as Segal🤔
Anyone who believes that is a fool
I'm not staunch Segal fan or anything, but many people have made humiliating this man a side job
You have to enjoy the moments when Sammy laughs; what a great sense of humor.
I don't know why I find it so amusing that at the end of the day sammy f'ing gravano outlasted em all and is living out his golden years as a grandfatherly youtube personality. Say whatever you want it about him, but the man is a survivor.
in a group of humans, one is going to be alive while all the rest are dead. Say what you want about it, but that's just math, you moron.
Aren't the ones who flip and go into witness protection the ones who last the longest?
@@vision821k4 Small people age a bit slower.
@@vision821k4 Bad day? Did someone hurt your feelings?
but can you really walk down the street especially in NY without looking over your shoulder look at that 69 kid has to have body guards everywhere that’s no life to me
Sammy, I grew up in New York and to hear you talk about it is music to my ears. I miss it. That was one funny story, thank you.
Sammy Give it six more months on RUclips and you’ll be “bigger than US steel” your the best
I agree 💯
You're*
I’m not talking the most popular mob podcast on RUclips I’m talking the most popular podcast on RUclips period he’ll be bigger than Joe Rogan
Agreed!!!
@@armanddeluca6557 I agree he's amazing i can see him being on top
Mr Gravano is one of the very last gems left on RUclips. Best story teller I've ever had the pleasure of listening to.
"Anybody seen Richie?" ... tell em I needs a hug
Too funny👍😂
Richie!!!!
Anybody know why Richie did Bobby lupo?
Sammy is a brave guy..... Segal would legit kill.... all the food in his refridgerator
Or Segal might just eat Sammy the Bull for a snack...
Bruh 😂😂😂😅😅😅
Sammy is a sociopath
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it’ll be some torture to see
“He’s teaching them how to do karate and all these stupid moves, whatever” lol
Rotflmfaoooo
😂😂😂😂
He teaches bullshido.
Steven Seagal runs like Ace Ventura with a bunch of darts in his arms.
Haha!
STaRtIN tO GeT NuMB!!
Absolutely one of the best comments I’ve read in a long time thanks for the laugh
That’s not true he’s my uncle
So original. You stole this comment off the video of Steven Seagal running from 4 years ago lol
"...He becomes a cop and hes teaching them Karate and all these stupid moves." 🤣🤣🤣😂
😂
Nobody can beat good old gun shot
Steven seagull is COP SENSEI..
Steven Seagal is actually so tough and amazing it's too much for us to mentally comprehend, he transcends reality and warps our perceptions so that we see him as a fuckwit, it's incredible really.
Fuckwit. That's my new word for the day. ...sorry baby Jesus...
Comedian Tom Segura has a hliarious bit about Steven Seagal. "He's the only celebrity in the world that other celebrities will open ridicule"
Did he tell the story about him saying he had just read the most amazing script ever! When the guy asked him who wrote it he replied,I did! Hahahaha
@@jasonantigua6825 That's a retelling of Rob Snider's story...Segura sucks
Lmfao I just tweeted segura this video
@@ShowtimeThaRaptor same
That just proves what evil scum celebrities really are. For all the murderers, rapists and child molesters that are celebrities and they rip on Segal?
What an Absolute Joke.
The only hard thing about segal is the skidmarks in his boxer shorts. 😂
Marked For Death (of his skivvies )?
A shitty death
SeNsEi skid mark
@dat ain't mine and then proceed to eat it
Growing up in the 80's with this guy's movies, this story is hilarious.
It's very important for us, people with normal life, to listen to your stories and learn how things worked at the time.Very interesting and impressive
I will never be able to watch out for justice the same again
“Anybody see Ritchie?!”
“Anyone know why Richie did Bobby Lupooooo?”
Anybody know why he did Bobby Lupooo
@@gerardwilkinson7008 😄😄😄
The car chase was epic. That made me want a Box Caprice... Ended up with town cars.
THERE AINT NOBODY UPSTAIIIIRS
Peter Gotti sounds like that boss we've all had at one time or another. A complete idiot, incompetent, doesn't listen and can't solve basic problems and some how still ends up in charge.
Let’s be honest all the gottis were idiots when they ran the family.
Let's not forget about Junior who took over the family when his father went bye bye ? John Gotti Jr was a total idiot and couldn't run a candy store without messing that up .....
They were idiotic hotheads that got their positions out of nepotism.
@@AgentSmith911 keep posting you're about to get whacked lol😁
@@hand2handmc XD
Love Sammy’s laugh. He was crackin himself up at the end. 😂
Perversely captivating. Gotta give him props as a brilliant story-teller. I feel guilty for liking these videos so much.
I wondered if anyone else did as well thanks
Right it ,only took how many deaths and years of terror inflicted on small business and neighbors for us to enjoy the content.
@@scottclementi4309 I hear 'ya, but these days it just seems more like a bit of 'oral history', regardless who's doing the telling. Though I'm more impressed that we live in a time when ex-wise guys can finally talk openly about this kinda stuff?!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sammy crazy "Did they kiss?"💯 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hearing that story about Steven Seagal comes as no surprise at all,the only real bad ass karate guy was the legend Bruce Lee who was a total bad ass
@@clemenza24 Bruce Lee never did karate
cracked me up too!!!
I don't know. If memory serves, it's been Sammy hugging and kissing people in a few stories now.
@@clemenza24 Bruce Lee was an actor and no badass.
Do you have any Jimmy Burke, Henry Hill, Paul Vario or Tommy DeSimone stories ?
He had many videos talking about them. He always felt sorry for Henry Hill. The dude was a real mess, not like the the movie.
*"Has anyone seen Richie? Does anyone know why Richie did Bobby Lupo? Has anyone seen my snuggle blanket?"*
I don't care if Seagal is a clown irl, Out for Justice was badass
I read comments sections just to see things like you’ve written😂😂😂😂
🤣
@@fanofgodjimindiva2497 richie made the movie badass
*FBI* "We need you to testify"
*steven* "I've been testifying with my blanket for 45 years"
Tom Segura reference. Nice.🤣
He probably watches Charlie brown in his free time.
I thought Steven Segal destroyed the mafia in “Out For Justice”?
haha In reality William Forsythe would kick the shit out of Seagal in a street fight with no tables, trays or rolling pins around.
That was payback for making him 💩 his 👖 twice.
*"GOD DAMN U GENO!"*
Respect. This story about little Stevie is hilarious. Makes me wonder what stories the FBI has on little Stevie. They got him to testify, they must have something really good on him.
He was probably the most frequent flyer on Epsteins sick little private jet. It would explain why he has spent so much time in Thailand over the last 30 years.
I enjoy these moments of levity sprinkled in with the crazy serious shit. Sammy is an amazing story teller
When he said "he's a big woman, I can't even look at him now, he comes on tv I change the channel" (paraphrased) I agree with him there.
You can slowly build the real story of Steven Seagal through interviews of people he’s interacted with over the years. Never realized who was producing his bootlegs.
Yeah, it kinda makes sense now. His weird sense of entitlement but fragile ego. He was a trout swimming with sharks.
I don't have a problem with Seagal being scared, I would have been scared too. These people are psychopaths who do not fuck around and would calmly sip a beer after they'd gouged your eyes out. That level of instant violence isn't in the majority of normal people and they can't relate to it. What I can't stand is the denial if it's ever brought up to him. There isn't anything wrong with admitting that (Whatever it is) is a situation that you can't handle, because no one is Superman. Unless of course you're Steven Seagal.
@@dracomaifoy7377 , so you can't stand rape victims that don't want to talk about abuse too, right?!
Funny how you clearly understand the part about psychopathic violence but not the one about the shame, guilt and powerless frustration of having to deal with it. And then he gets ignorant messages from random RUclipsrs on a video from a worthless aggrandized criminal ridiculing him about that exact specific abuse.
He does it because he can see sheep like you respect and admire violent aggressor domination but only show contempt and condemn, discredit and ridicule to victctims. And I don't even like the guy 🤷🏻
@@alexivan3911 segal is pals with PUTIN
@@ClaimClam Most rape victims don’t brag & act like tough a-holes though.
A great story about Steven Segal, it goes right along with some other stories I’ve heard about him only better. Thanks again, love the stories I could listen all day. Take care and stay safe and healthy.
Mr. Gravano, I think you should have a children's tv show. Sort of like Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, but something that would make the children of today a little tougher.
@Mk Val I don't think you fully understand the principals of respect that govern people like this. fact is some people need killing and the world is a better place for it.
@@carlswenson5403 people don’t look at it that way nowadays, they’re soft.
@@carlswenson5403 The innocent child he killed and NEVER talks about didn't need killing...
@@duckduck168 objectively I would say that's true, but if you actually asked him that I think he would disagree. Then again, that's what being a man of will is all about
Amen!
I've always felt that his speaking against other actor/fighters, along with the countless accounts of his lack of humble character, overshadows the debate over his ability to fight. But, I gotta say this man's sharing of this story is exceedingly entertaining and funny! I could listen to him for days on end and never get bored. The way he says he had to change the channel when a Seagal film would air. 😆
"In this world nothing is certain but death, taxes, and Sammy with another great story"
Just listened to Patrice O’Neal talking about Steven sea gal and than this pops up, what a gem
“Did they kiss?” Sammy the Savage
😂😂😂😂😂
Not for nuttin, but doesn't Sammy talk about kissing alot of guys? I'm not sayin. I'm just sayin.
Your name is a little too Irish. Just sayin'.
@@richardcollier1912 Have another bowl of spaghetti. Have some sauce too.
Karate and all these stupid moves…. That had me dying 😂😂😂😂
Peter Gotti died last month in a prison in North Carolina. Peter was John Gotti's older brother. Peter was referred to as "The Dumbest Don". Always interesting, thanks!
That makes me think of Fredo in the godfather
I thought that nickname was Gotti juniors lol
@@VinnyA1965 Gotti Jr. nickname was Dumbfella
Where in North Carolina?
@@jonathanroberts716 3000 Old Highway 75, Butner, NC. Approximately 25 miles NW of Raleigh.
Shit his pants twice XD. Kinda makes Gene Lebells story even more credible than it already was.
I believe Sammy on this one 100% . And Seagal is a punk no doubt . But the Lebell story was made up . Steve Lambert , and another person on the set , who were there when it happened . Have said it wasn't true .. what happened was Lebell lightly .. applied a choke demonstration on Seagal , and like a jerk he back handed Lebell to the balls .. and Lebell knocked him to the ground . Seagals bodyguards were about to rush in .. to stop anything else . And Seagal waved them off . And that was all that happened . Lebell never choked him out or caused him to crap his pants . That being said Seagal is a major jerk . But Lebell is a story teller also .
So he has shit in hes pants at least 3 times in public.
I’ve heard several different people tell that story. People who aren’t connected with each other really, they were simply witness to it. The interesting thing is that they all tell their version of events, each with little different nuances unique to themselves and the vantage point they had at the time. They’re little differences all support each of the other people’s version.
How often in life does that happen? Statistically it should be impossible. It HAD to have happened. 😂
@@OldStreetDoc The other's who have told the story Kevin Hart , Joe Rogan , Rousey . All are going by what someone told them . Steven Lambert , and another guy working with him on the set . Are the only 2 with credibility . As unlike the other's they were actually there .. with Seagal and Lebell .
@@SJ-ty5rw I absolutely get that. I do. It wasn’t like there were 40 people there that saw it first hand. But there were a handful of folks who evidently did either see it themselves, or the immediate aftermath. And their descriptions of the aftermath seem to line up with the start-to-finish descriptions.
What has stuck with me is how everyone I’ve heard describe what happened, with a few exceptions like Rogan for instance, tell the story almost as if they’re embarrassed for Seagal. They aren’t trying to actively bash on Seagal usually. Which makes it that much more reliable really. If it were like a game of telephone with everyone trying to out-do the last version I’d suspect it never happened.
Just my opinion… it sounds like bravado got the better of Seagal’s judgment & he thought he’d take what seemed to him to be a small bite. Only it ended up being much more than he had bargained for. And to Seagal’s defense for what it’s worth, he wouldn’t have been nearly the first, or the last, that this particular thing has happened to.
When sammy said two agents had to hug him. I almost choked on my food😂😂🤣💀💀
Merry Christmas Mr. Gravano, love your stories, I could listen to them all day.
JCVD is rolling on his floor and kicking his legs in the air laughing
Until he remembers a power ranger punks him 🤣😂
@@ftniceberg874 wait what?
You mean at home snorting coke
He's another cry baby...When Chuck Zito smacked him around...
@@godbluffvdgg wasnt that at Scores
This is truly a magical story lol. Made my whole day lol
Seagal had a history of Incontinence. He should be the spokesman for Depends Undergarments.
Gene LaBelle can tell you all about that. Seagal got too phony for his own good. 😁
He seems to have a history of shitting himself as well
Do they even make them that big?!!
Mr. Gravano, I just found your channel. This is awesome! Thank you for sharing it with us.
Sammy didn't know that crying to authorities is the ultimate technique in akido. Sammy was lucky he survived.
That’s fuckin funny
That was good. You got me haha
Lol
He obviously learnt the technique himself eventually
Jim Jones yess he did....he knows how to handle authorites and fbi agents....he runs his mouth, remember?
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So now I understand the way he runs in the movies he made, I always though his running was kind of funny!
You are such a phenomenal storyteller Mr. G. - I love your stories ( love from South Africa )
I hope we get one of the Podcasts where it’s just funny stories Sammy tells. I am absolutely HOOKED on this channel and the content. Keep it up man!!
I was told by one of the actors in his very first three-word titled movie that was filmed in Chicago that Segal was scared shitless to be here and carried a gun with him everywhere he went. This was right from the lips of one of his co-stars. They thought he was an Ass-clown.
I bet his Karate was fake.
@Tony 2 Toes he said he also knew Karate
‘Did they kiss’ 😂😂
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I was fuckin dyin 😂😂😂😂😂
I thought Seagal was suppose to be such a tough guy!!! Love the story Salvatore! Goes to show what happens when fantasy meets reality!!!
Worlds collide!
I was a stockbroker in the 90's. Steven and his business partner opened an account with me for their Steamroller Productions. They wanted me to buy all kinds of stuff but they never wanted to pay for anything. I finally had to tell them to go somewhere else. I'll never forget. I am also a martial artist and I did stunts and movie fighting during college. I ran into Steven at a martial arts convention and he pretended like everything was cool. When I brought up the account, he threw his old business partner under the bus badly. That's Hollywood baby!!!
Steamroller? That's what he is when a buffet is around.
"He's like a Big Woman now" lololol
I love this Sammy so much that I sort of mourn everytime I remember his age.
Sammy, you have lived a life only %1of men have lived!
You have charisma and class!
You have no fear in you.
You're a soldier.
Love ya bro!
Australia
"You have charisma and class! You have no fear in you. You're a soldier"
And you're a moron. This guy was a gangster, a violent, murdering psychopath that preyed on hard working, law abiding people. This guy admitted in court, that he was involved in the murders of 19 people. And you admire him? I guess you'd like your kids to grow up to be violent, murdering psychopaths also?
"I love this Sammy so much"
Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? I find the stories interesting too, but I don't admire this guy, he's a sick fuck.
Evil One666 is a great name for you.
Lmao 😂 Good one Sammy, Now I don't think I can even look at Steven Seagal the same anymore"
Love 💘 ur stories. They are so... much better than all the bookstore I've read.
Jean Claude Van Damme must be rolling on the floor laughing hysterically wahahaha 😂🤣 He must be thinking i knew it Mr. Ponytail is wearing diapers after all wahahaha 🤣😂
Van dame is no more than a dancer doesn’t know the first thing about karate you people need to wake up
@Timmy Hill You are so wrong it hurts. He has a pro record of 18-1 and amateur record of 44-4. Maybe next time do some research... save you the embarrassment.
@@samuellindsey6379
Yeah. Van damme is an actual fighter. He stopped many years ago but he's legit. They seagal is legit but idk bout that
Van Damme is also a big showboat.
@@shannonwindsor8947 At least Van Damme is not a little cry baby like Mr. Ponytail Seagal
"Karate is based on the silly notion that the other guy will fight fair"
Jim Rockford
The Rockford Files
That and Asian culture was based on honor should tell you a lot.
@@ftniceberg874
Tells me nothing.
If the other guy doesn't fight fair you will lose. Period.
Kind of an ignorant quote considering there are many karate techniques considered ‘dirty’ or not fighting fair.
@@liampowell5014
Y'all use all the karate you want. There was a guy here in Atlanta who held some record in karate. All that training was for nothing when he was murdered by a man with a gun.
Now read the quote again and you will see it's quite accurate.
@@Aint_no_senators_son So…it should be changed to assuming the other guy won’t fight with a gun?
I barely remember what happened last week this guy's memory is unbelievable
I'm sure 60% is all bullshit
Any evidence of your claim? @Mr Green? Or just talkin out your ass like most trolls? 😂
@Timothy Campbell i think your comment butthurt a Segal fan 😂
@@aintrunnin6608 Dude is a low life piece of shit who robbed and killed all of his miserable existence, he has a point. And please don't idolize people like Sammy the Bull, learn from them and be a better person.
@@khoabuivan4458 glad I am not the only one who feels this way...seems like it though
I love how Sammy just tells it straight not pulling any punches no matter who he's talking about.
Steve still has the same shinebox from when he was a kid...They called him Spit Shine Stevie. Now he uses it to polish his hair black -- two coats.
They should call him shit-shorts Seagal.
@@HermanIngram Damn man, you went straight in for the kill. Respect…
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@crankylifter You got that right, Mr. Vandelay.
That's completely unnecessary. Hahaha.
Lmao remember when Seagal said he taught Anderson silva the front kick that knocked out Vitor🤣
That shit was off chops...showed just how mental he really is. Next he's gonna claim he taught Luke the art of the lightsaber.
@@manna6618 😅😅
He's a joke and a fraud, one minute he's a Russian next he's a Japanese samurai next he's a New Orleans guy... Guys so confused he grew a ponytail and tried to be a woman at one time
Not only that. He's Luke's father, too.
Sammy can make a video talking about anything and it’s still worth watching 🤷🏼♂️
In a way, even if you can’t respect their character, you can respect them like you respect the danger of a bear or even poisonous plants. Now, I can imagine Seagal giving the latter respect. Apparently, Seagal did testify. The bawling part was sad, though, coming from him.
Best Seagal story I've ever heard!
"He's teaching them to do karate and all these stupid moves, whatever." 😂
P.S. Apparently shatting his pants is a favorite pastime for Steven Seagal. Just ask Gene Lebell 🤣
Pooping his pants was actually a technique to break the choke.
@@danielramone4205 I’d break choke too, if some guy doodoo’d is scibeys
Aishido
True he did shit him self 😂🤣😂
Lol Steven never did that. Steven lambert even said that wasn't true he is the stunt and fight coordinator.
The production value of these videos are very good,these stories seem to flow perfectly. I like how the video starts with Sammy starting to talk like he sitting in the room talking to his friends
Sammy we can’t wait to have you on the podcast next week.
Steven seagal is like a real life Hercule from dbz to me haha