+Kayies M Hee hee...It seemed like Loni and the audience was thinking it because Loni eyes started to shift and the audience got quiet for a beat. I was waiting for them to say that.
Did anyone get the "if you swallow a watermelon seed, it'll grow inside you." lie? A preschool teacher of mine did that to one of the kids, and she burst out crying. Her mom had to come and get her and everything. I never did find out what happened to that teacher.....
the most used lie by hispanic parents when kids wouldn't stop misbehaving would be pointing at a stranger and saying "Look that man/lady is gonna take you if you don't stop it"
My parents would do this too, but my dad always took it too far. He had a co-worker that owned a snake and told us that he took kids, made his wife cook them and then feed them to his snake. Honest to God, I thought that was going to happen one time me and my brother misbehaved, and he said "get in the car, I'm taking you to him." I swear, I went around the whole neighborhood saying goodbye to everyone bc I thought I was gonna die😂😂😂
My mom used to tell me if swallowed gum , it would stay in my system for 7 years !!! Now atleast every week I swallow a piece of gum ! And if I roll my eyes too long , it would get stuck ! So I would make sure if I was irritated I would not roll my eyes 😂😂
Myronn Coleman you know what's funny, I always told my daughter to stop crossing or rolling her eyes and then last year we found out she needed vision therapy and the first thing they have her doing is crossing her eyes 😄😄
So you think she didn't contribute to the conversation because she didn't have a joke? Because I was wondering the entire time why she didn't say ANYTHING.
Okay. I'm tired of this... Are yall sleeping with Tahj. *NOPE YOU AREN'T!!* So stop saying he's gay. Unless you're in his bed and he is your man, you don't know his life. Leave him alone. If he's gay he's gay. If he's straight, he's straight. That's his business. Not yours.
My grandmother used to tell me and my uncle that she had a third eye 👁 that was on the back of her neck so whenever we would roll our eyes at her or do something we weren't suppose to do she would know....one time while she was napping we looked at her neck and moved her hair around to find that third eye 😭😭😭😭..we were determined to find that third eye !
My lil nephew hit my sister and i said don't hit people you can go to jail he hit her again so i lied and said i was calling the cops he said "Call the popo hoe" (To much Madea movies lol) Lucky for me we was living in the hood so police sirens was riding past the house he really thought i called and scared him so bad he pee'd on himself. That's why i'm not fit to be a mom lol!!
What my parents did was if my cousin hit me, they hit him back and always told us "you get what you give" and "treat others how you want to be treated".
Biggest lie that I actually believed was that tampons took your virginity. I literally had my friend's mom explain it to me in the car and didn't touch boys because the idea of penetration scared me so much.
Nalgas oh my Fucking GOD!!!! Same!!! Lmfao bro I was scared to death of tampons I remember one day in gym class getting my period and my best friend said here take a tampon and I was like NO called my mom in the bathroom crying and begged her to bring me some pads lmfao
My grandma was straight up with me! She said she wanted to prepare me for LIFE! I got the full length sex talk at age 10! She told me to be respectful to others and in return they will respect me. Wash my face and brush my teeth daily! Take a bath twice a day to keep your body fresh and smelling good! Use minimal makeup. Save your money, pay your bills BEFORE they are due. Be cordial around others. Don't talk to strangers. Call 911 in case of emergencies. Only fight when NECCESSARY( Somebody hits me or a family member). Study so I can pass all my tests and get good grades on my assignments. She taught me everything she could to get me prepared for this world!
Yeah, Tamera said she tells Aden if he doesn't brush his teeth, he would get bugs in his mouth. But, I guess different guest, so different perspective... Idk
Here y'all go with the "Tahj is gay" comments. It's funny how people yap about not wanting it thrown in their face and they're on the hunt trying to find the gays. 😂😂 get it together folks!
the people who don't want being gay thrown in their face is different from the group trying to out someone. One is homophobic, and the next wants more LGBT representation
we use to stare at food being warmed up in the microwave; so my mom use to tell us if we kept staring at the food in the microwave, the microwave would blow up lol
What Jeannie said at 3:08 was so true. My grandma is Thai and she used to my brother and I that if we were too loud at night or kept looking out the windows, then the neighbors would throw bricks at us. 😂
I've only just realised he was in Full house, he played Michelle's friend, can't believe how many times I've watched full house and I've only just realised it was him xxx
It wasn't my mum that told me the crazy lies, it was the other kids in school, that would say stuff like 'if you eat apple seeds, my mummy says an apple tree will grown your tummy!' Or like 'my mum told me I didn't eat my dinner I would be taken away!' Like...kids scared me with their lies more than my mum lol 😂
bare west indian/caribbean tings lol... walk in the house backwards after midnight if not you'll bring duppy (ghosts) in the house, don't open an umbrella inside or you'll, again, bring duppy lol.... if anyone dreams of fish, somebody's pregnant....
When I was younger my grandma wouldn't let us say "Dang" i guess it was too close to "damn" 😂 we was always saying "woooooow" lmao we all bout grown and I swear if I say it to her she ah give me a stern side eye 😂😂😂😂
My mum always told me that the devil is spitting on your face when you are sleeping, so you have to wash your face in the morning.🤔😅 I'm 22 and still believe in it 😅
Tamera is always overthinking and ready to go in a deep convo about her kids. The question was have you told them a lie? "Well he's 4 and Ariah is..." MAAM just answer the question lol. The funny part is she then says all the lies they use then says "but for the most part we're honest" lol. I like Tamera but I was like ma'am if you don't come on!
BawdyVlogger they do talk about stuff going on in the world... but people aren't really satisfied when they do that because they don't think they are being REAL , but when they don't talk about it , then people complain why they aren't talking about things going on in the world ! Damned if you do and damned if you don't
Myronn Coleman I mean I don't watch the same I just see clips on here sometimes. It feels like they just recycle topics but give it a new name! Even Tamara said they talked about it before.
Not everyone wants to see depressive world and political issues. If I wanted to see stuff like that I would just watch the news. The whole reason I don't watch the news is because it puts me in a bad mood.
The lie that I tell my kids is when they see a car accident they always ask me why do people get in car accidents and I tell them because the kids were in the back seat jumping around so my kids are really well behaved when they are in the car hey what five kids you got to say something it's working
The mowrys are the perfect example of just plain old good people. I love how tamera is of her baby bro and the way she gushed when Tia came on the show. She gets on my damn nerves sometime acting like she's the first and only person to have a family. But she's sweet.
My dad told me this is how we came about: I went to Walmart and bought some seeds with y'all faces on it, then I plants y'all and the next day, y'all was babies. 😂😂
Развлечения
"You be good or the America they send you back to Vietnam " 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Instantly taught of Donald trump, anyone else. 😂
not a lie anymore
+Kayies M Hee hee...It seemed like Loni and the audience was thinking it because Loni eyes started to shift and the audience got quiet for a beat. I was waiting for them to say that.
right
She has literally taken over this show since Tamar left!
Jeannie looking like a flight attendant
Andeavor 🤣🤣
True
🤣 whyy
She reminds me of Brenda Song. 😮
Andeavor 😩😂
Did anyone get the "if you swallow a watermelon seed, it'll grow inside you." lie?
A preschool teacher of mine did that to one of the kids, and she burst out crying. Her mom had to come and get her and everything. I never did find out what happened to that teacher.....
bol
once I learned about photosynthesis I realized I had been lied to!! LMAO
Ashley Morales ME! hahahahaha
My sister told me something like that as a child after TELLING ME TO SWALLOW THE SEED. I was so scared.
Lol I believed that for years like I think even in high school
I remember when I wasn't allowed to say lying around or to my parents. I would have to say "telling a story".
Labria Kennard me too 😂😂😂
KAiManningMusic lol I use to always forget. I be like "you lying"! Or "he/she lying". Then I be like "oops, I mean telling a story"😂
me too lol why was that a thing
Labria Kennard lol I think thats a black people thing😂😂 bc I used to do that too.
TheKidd I was just about to comment that. I couldn't say lie either as a kid and I'm totally black. Lol.
I love it when Jeannie does mama mai voice
I love it when Jeannie talks in her Vietnamese voice 😂😂
the most used lie by hispanic parents when kids wouldn't stop misbehaving would be pointing at a stranger and saying "Look that man/lady is gonna take you if you don't stop it"
My mom always said that lol
Ikr
M mom's half white half Hispanic and yes she did this
I got told that 😂
My parents would do this too, but my dad always took it too far. He had a co-worker that owned a snake and told us that he took kids, made his wife cook them and then feed them to his snake. Honest to God, I thought that was going to happen one time me and my brother misbehaved, and he said "get in the car, I'm taking you to him." I swear, I went around the whole neighborhood saying goodbye to everyone bc I thought I was gonna die😂😂😂
omg y'all hear jeannie's neck crack at 3:19
dog334ful I didn't...
dog334ful omg yes! 😩
That sounded like a good crack lol, yea it was loud enough to hear
dog334ful I hear the same sound again around 4:58 which makes me think it may not be her neck. I'm not sure though.
You my friend is petty but yes I did 😂😂
My mom used to tell me if swallowed gum , it would stay in my system for 7 years !!! Now atleast every week I swallow a piece of gum ! And if I roll my eyes too long , it would get stuck ! So I would make sure if I was irritated I would not roll my eyes 😂😂
Myronn Coleman you know what's funny, I always told my daughter to stop crossing or rolling her eyes and then last year we found out she needed vision therapy and the first thing they have her doing is crossing her eyes 😄😄
Oh wow 😂
Myronn Coleman yup! Really healthy to roll your eyes because it strengths those focusing muscles.
Oh wow, the more you know. Yea I used to cross my eyes for fun and my mum would tell me it would get stuck that way.
Myronn Coleman OMG so true. I never swallow gum so that message must've stuck with me.
In an African household , you mess up your really going back to Africa lol
Amber Boozer FACTS!! 😂😩😭
Yes. Anywhere in Africa
I don't get it tell me?
Omg! Deadass!!
Facts where my Africans at loooool
Every time I see Tahj, I sing to myself..."He's A Smart Guyyyyyy" 😂
Thats Jalisa 😅one of my fav shows.
🤣🤣
I love how proud Tamera sounds when she's talking about Tahj's young accomplishments ❤
It's so sweet the way Tamera looks at Tahj. You can tell she's always been motherly towards him.
my mum used to say if I didn't eat the rice. The rice will cry....😂
Jewel Rays lmaooo😂
Jewel Rays mine said the vegies!and that they wud come and haunt me in my dreams and i once woke from being chased by a green pepper 😕
LOOOL too funny
😂😂😂
😳😩😂😂😂🤣
Tahj is so fine, lordT Jesussss.
E. J. Iuuuuu-÷8÷÷88÷
HE IS👏🏾🙌🏾
I wish Loni would speak more even if she doesn't have a "joke" to tell
Koala She does especially on serious issues
So you think she didn't contribute to the conversation because she didn't have a joke? Because I was wondering the entire time why she didn't say ANYTHING.
Koala lonnie is corny .she could go..and bring another plus size confident women ..and actually funny.
Koala maybe she finds the topic boring.
This whole time I thought everyone was calling her "Koala Lonnie"... I was like huhhhh
I LIIIVVVEEE for Jeanie imitating her mother! LMAOOOOO!!!!!!!
Tamera and tahj bond is so cool to watch I love it ❤️❤️
Okay. I'm tired of this...
Are yall sleeping with Tahj.
*NOPE YOU AREN'T!!*
So stop saying he's gay. Unless you're in his bed and he is your man, you don't know his life.
Leave him alone. If he's gay he's gay. If he's straight, he's straight. That's his business. Not yours.
Exactly.
Thank you!
HKimberly what!!!! who's saying he's gay....people don't have no lives
There are receipts and Jason Lee had him
I don't understand people's obsession with whats happening with other people privates.
Jeannie giving us air hostess vibes today. Make up on point.
southwest or ✈✈ delta 😂😂
My grandmother used to tell me and my uncle that she had a third eye 👁 that was on the back of her neck so whenever we would roll our eyes at her or do something we weren't suppose to do she would know....one time while she was napping we looked at her neck and moved her hair around to find that third eye 😭😭😭😭..we were determined to find that third eye !
😅😅😅😅
Kia Dee 😂😂😂
Kia Dee 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😅
I can't 😂😂😂😂😂
My parents were like Adrienne’s 😂😂 always give the worst case scenario and brutal honesty
My lil nephew hit my sister and i said don't hit people you can go to jail he hit her again so i lied and said i was calling the cops he said "Call the popo hoe" (To much Madea movies lol) Lucky for me we was living in the hood so police sirens was riding past the house he really thought i called and scared him so bad he pee'd on himself. That's why i'm not fit to be a mom lol!!
It's Makela Rose lmfaooo
👀
Lmao 😂 this is hilarious!
What my parents did was if my cousin hit me, they hit him back and always told us "you get what you give" and "treat others how you want to be treated".
that was funny LMAO
Biggest lie that I actually believed was that tampons took your virginity. I literally had my friend's mom explain it to me in the car and didn't touch boys because the idea of penetration scared me so much.
Nalgas oh my Fucking GOD!!!! Same!!! Lmfao bro I was scared to death of tampons I remember one day in gym class getting my period and my best friend said here take a tampon and I was like NO called my mom in the bathroom crying and begged her to bring me some pads lmfao
Omg my friend's grandma told us that one girl tried to put in a tampon and her vagina split open... I was terrified of tampons until age 20
😂😂😂 me too! didn't try them till I got to college when I learned more about them.
Nalgas I'm 16 and I still believe that 😂 I'm still scared of tampons
Myth or no myth, tampons ARE scary!!! The warning label about toxic shock syndrome just puts me off.
Why do I feel like Jeannie is more of the comedian than Loni?
Jeanie threw major shade. "You guys were raised believing in God, where are storks in bible?" Yikes Jeannie. 😂
my mom always told me it was illegal to drive with the light on lol now idk if that's true or not lol
Jordan Gaddis wait I always thought that too smhl
👀 Wait, but what's the truth? Lol
My parents said the same crap and I still don't know if it's true or not as well
No girl thats a lie 😂 every parent says that for some reason 😅
John Taylor 🤨 what?? Lol didn’t get your comment at all lol
awww. Tahj used to be my childhood "celeb" crush
"If you lie, you're gonna go to your room." What? Is that punishment? lol Growing up in Nigeria it was "If you lie, you're going to get flogged."
lol
Olanma Mang 😂😂
Olanma Mang yo, not just Nigerians. I got that line all the time too.......also, SOME KIDS HAD A ROOM?!?!
Olanma Mang frfr But all Africans tho😂
yeah us polynesians got the tour of the house, in which they showed us everything around the house and outside that they were gonna hit us w
My grandma was straight up with me! She said she wanted to prepare me for LIFE! I got the full length sex talk at age 10! She told me to be respectful to others and in return they will respect me. Wash my face and brush my teeth daily! Take a bath twice a day to keep your body fresh and smelling good! Use minimal makeup. Save your money, pay your bills BEFORE they are due. Be cordial around others. Don't talk to strangers. Call 911 in case of emergencies. Only fight when NECCESSARY( Somebody hits me or a family member). Study so I can pass all my tests and get good grades on my assignments. She taught me everything she could to get me prepared for this world!
I’m surprised the “go to your room” is still a punishment lol I wouldn’t mind going to my room if I was told 😂 I love it
Is it just me or did they discuss this before?
they totally did
Call Me Niecy that was childhood fears though lol
Call Me Niecy they did!
lol its not just me....yep I felt it in my spirit
Yeah, Tamera said she tells Aden if he doesn't brush his teeth, he would get bugs in his mouth.
But, I guess different guest, so different perspective... Idk
Here y'all go with the "Tahj is gay" comments. It's funny how people yap about not wanting it thrown in their face and they're on the hunt trying to find the gays. 😂😂 get it together folks!
Houston Scott They're on a hunt to find a gay as if there were a reward 😁😂
Right! It's honestly getting really old
You're body though. You could probably get Tahjs cakes. He likes muscle men
Houston Scott Lmfao hey Houston such a small world!!
the people who don't want being gay thrown in their face is different from the group trying to out someone. One is homophobic, and the next wants more LGBT representation
"Aiden.. if you lie, you're gonna go to your room" Oh the irony
what's ironic ?
Love the entire Mowery Family they always have a friendly cool authentic vibe they seem like a great family love love love them and all of their work!
Wait, eating chocolate doesn't give pimples?
My whole life is a lie!!
Steph Hampes All this time you could’ve been munching on some nice good chocolate 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂🤦🤦🤦
Ino it’s been 4 years lol but I’m pretty sure bc it contains dairy which is inflammatory to the skin that overconsumption of it can give u acne x
Adrienne kept reeling it in! Good Job Adrienne.
Kara El *Adrienne
Kenwood High Your're right! I fixed it.
we use to stare at food being warmed up in the microwave; so my mom use to tell us if we kept staring at the food in the microwave, the microwave would blow up lol
I was told I’d get sick from the radiation if I stood to close lol
What Jeannie said at 3:08 was so true. My grandma is Thai and she used to my brother and I that if we were too loud at night or kept looking out the windows, then the neighbors would throw bricks at us. 😂
My mom told me that if I swallowed watermelon seeds, they would grow inside my stomach
nairobi1234 OK call her 8707145707
I love Tahj! He's amazing. Also did anyone hear Jeanie's neck pop!!! When she's talking about the milk?
Live Love Learn @ 3:19
Live Love Learn HAHAHA! Exorcist moment!!
Seriously! Haha it was so loud! Lol
so did Tamera's
Nn
I remember mom telling me if i hurt myself "don't cry or it hurts more " - i believed it for years!
My Mom Told Me I Was Hatched 🐣 🤣🤣🤣
I've only just realised he was in Full house, he played Michelle's friend, can't believe how many times I've watched full house and I've only just realised it was him xxx
It wasn't my mum that told me the crazy lies, it was the other kids in school, that would say stuff like 'if you eat apple seeds, my mummy says an apple tree will grown your tummy!' Or like 'my mum told me I didn't eat my dinner I would be taken away!' Like...kids scared me with their lies more than my mum lol 😂
Tamera 1:45 is still salty about Tahj booking waaayyyy more commercials then her and Tia lol 😂
jonny davis she was bragging about his achievements like a proud older sister , nothing looked salty about her
Definitely heard the same Bahamian sayings growing up. "Don't make that face or it'll get stuck like that" is so relatable!!
"Dont swallow ya gum it'll stick to your inside forever" I screamed and cried so bad they had to hurry up and take that one back quick lol
bare west indian/caribbean tings lol... walk in the house backwards after midnight if not you'll bring duppy (ghosts) in the house, don't open an umbrella inside or you'll, again, bring duppy lol.... if anyone dreams of fish, somebody's pregnant....
firebaby7 you're so right lol
firebaby7 and sweeping the house after 6pm means sweeping away money
firebaby7 wuan guwan yardy bless up ya now respect!
Put umbrella ova yuh head inside n yuh nah get married. Don't open the door to sweep the dust outside a night cause yah welcome duppy
OR don't make your baby look at themselves in the mirror or they will turn out ugly
Lol my mom named me off Tahj even though im a girl. Seeing the comments about tahj makes me feel like they're about me lol
Adriene! I swear my mom was the same way! I’m so thankful too
lol now I'm on the hunt for all of Tahj's commercials!
my parents were, and still are, like adrienne's mom 😂😂
My mom used to tell me that if I kissed a boy I would get pregnant.
How about please behave unless the police is going to arrest you..lmao get em Adrienne put em on the spot!
Lookbehindyou ... 😂 tht is so funny I never heard tht one before .
When I was younger my grandma wouldn't let us say "Dang" i guess it was too close to "damn" 😂 we was always saying "woooooow" lmao we all bout grown and I swear if I say it to her she ah give me a stern side eye 😂😂😂😂
Why is Loni so quiet???
Because Ram ain't havin it with the flirting with her baby brother.
maybe she didn’t sleep much the other night or she just is in a bad mood
Probably because she’s older and can relate to the topic.
Love there conversations. Miss this show.
I lovvvve when Jennie mocks her mom🤦🏾♀️🤣🤣🤣
Loni didn't say one word for 6mins...
preach Jeannie! Christians and the stork. . .we shouldn't do that
mzl9292 Why not? I'm genuinely curious. I think that there is a certain age for that, but why lie to your kid about it? That never made sense to me
Their parents did so good ❤
I literally relate to Jeannie! 😂
I forgot Loni was there
My mum always told me that the devil is spitting on your face when you are sleeping, so you have to wash your face in the morning.🤔😅 I'm 22 and still believe in it 😅
Canny B. Rubbish
My mom used to tell me if I ate too much candy I would get worms too! Lol I’m Mexican :)
LMFAOO OMG, when i was little my mom & wela would tell me "si sigues portándote mal ese hombre te va a llevar" 😭
Tamera is always overthinking and ready to go in a deep convo about her kids. The question was have you told them a lie? "Well he's 4 and Ariah is..." MAAM just answer the question lol. The funny part is she then says all the lies they use then says "but for the most part we're honest" lol. I like Tamera but I was like ma'am if you don't come on!
Around Christmas time, I use to tell my niece I would call Santa if she acted up
Jeanie "Did u ever wanna sellem to make some money, *poke* Haha u dont need anymore money" 😂😂 GIRL
I remember that. I still tell my children that
Adrienne my momma is Puerto Rican and she did the exact same thing!
After Tamera said that her & Adam are honest, I stg I though she was gonna say "Aden, if you lie, you're going to go to hell." 😂😂
Brutal honesty with my children.
I love his laugh
Why don't they talk about stuff going on in the world? They talk about the same stuff all the time.
BawdyVlogger they do talk about stuff going on in the world... but people aren't really satisfied when they do that because they don't think they are being REAL , but when they don't talk about it , then people complain why they aren't talking about things going on in the world ! Damned if you do and damned if you don't
Myronn Coleman I mean I don't watch the same I just see clips on here sometimes. It feels like they just recycle topics but give it a new name! Even Tamara said they talked about it before.
BawdyVlogger cuz if they do,they'll get fired like Tamar for talking about Trump.
Jose S.M. Bogus. I should be able to call him out and keep the job lol
Not everyone wants to see depressive world and political issues. If I wanted to see stuff like that I would just watch the news. The whole reason I don't watch the news is because it puts me in a bad mood.
"keep playing with that thang you gone go blind"
Everytime I see Tahj the "Smart Guy" theme song pops into my head.
My parents said I was found in a cabbage patch and I told anyone who asked me where I was born 😂
We lived in a high rise building and to keep us away from leaning on the windows mom used to say a witch will come and snatch us by the braids lmao
I miss you tahj on full house, it's a golden retriever 😂😉😍🤗😂😂
I love Mamma Mai. She is so hilarious!!!
Adrienne: It’s a bird Jeannie!!
💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was nice having Tahj on.
The lie that I tell my kids is when they see a car accident they always ask me why do people get in car accidents and I tell them because the kids were in the back seat jumping around so my kids are really well behaved when they are in the car hey what five kids you got to say something it's working
I love hearing her say Bahamian....because I'm Bahamian. Love that!!
Mama mai always take the cake❤️🤣🤣
My parents were brutally honest, I could relate to Adrienne. I think most Hispanic , Latino parents are.
Mr Tahj Mowry....listen, I'm here for you with open legs and an open mouth *in my Tiffany Pollard voice* Lmao
keimonte14 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀👍👍
Ariana Washington
keimonte14 wtf! 😂😂😂😂😂
keimonte14 how do you know he's gay? Or is this wishful thinking :-)
Definitely wishful thinking Lmao. I have no idea, but I would hope so.
Tahj is so funny! I just love him. 😄😄😄
The stuff our parents would tell us... smh 😂
the chocolate thing is true. every time i eat chocolate especially dark chocolate i get pimple the next day.
Juna Antenor maybe a detox effect?
idk. but i wake up with painful pimple
Juna Antenor lies. I eat chocolate almost every day lol
Yeah some skin is sensitive to sugar. It's not only chocolate.
Juna Antenor dark chocolate does it too?
The mowrys are the perfect example of just plain old good people. I love how tamera is of her baby bro and the way she gushed when Tia came on the show. She gets on my damn nerves sometime acting like she's the first and only person to have a family. But she's sweet.
My dad told me this is how we came about: I went to Walmart and bought some seeds with y'all faces on it, then I plants y'all and the next day, y'all was babies. 😂😂
Jeannie and money 😂😂😂 I love herrr
They need to do a whole girl chat where Jeanie tells stories I love her stories
Tahj has been adorable forever, oh my Lord 😂
The worm thing is also a belief where I'm from lol (Cuba) 😂
Tahj has grown up to be so handsome!!!!! Their parents made some good looking babies that's for sure