SEC Shorts - Texas gets held up at SEC security

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 1,7 тыс.

  • @coasterking4994
    @coasterking4994 3 года назад +2836

    The biggest win in this whole situation is easily the fact that SEC Shorts can now freely target Texas on the regular.

    • @nullockalwin2954
      @nullockalwin2954 3 года назад +78

      It's a good time to be an SEC Shorts fan

    • @ltothep6289
      @ltothep6289 3 года назад +117

      why throw shots at one UT when you can belittle 2 of them

    • @gmajor1273
      @gmajor1273 3 года назад +6

      Totally agree.

    • @malcolmjuban1864
      @malcolmjuban1864 3 года назад +60

      Hell yes, horns down

    • @michaelhogg324
      @michaelhogg324 3 года назад +5

      If they do come to the SEC

  • @WolVOLrine
    @WolVOLrine 3 года назад +1708

    Texas A&M making the scanner go off was genius 😂

    • @12thmanrailfans26
      @12thmanrailfans26 3 года назад +49

      Do not allow Texas in the SEC, Oklahoma I’m fine with, they can go to the basement for 2-3 years with Vanderbilt for all I care but Texas is a no go, boot out Mizzou and get Oklahoma in

    • @Jwill1242
      @Jwill1242 3 года назад +30

      @@12thmanrailfans26 they wouldn't boot a team because more teams means more money

    • @roncarpenter7240
      @roncarpenter7240 3 года назад +4

      @@12thmanrailfans26 No OK, no way.

    • @danielmoultrie
      @danielmoultrie 3 года назад +2

      I agree. It has me rolling 😂

    • @brianjacob8728
      @brianjacob8728 3 года назад +14

      i guess you can mess with texas...

  • @thegamecock22
    @thegamecock22 3 года назад +1325

    “please follow the sign to claim your blowout loss to Alabama”. Amazing

    • @BlueLotus4evr
      @BlueLotus4evr 3 года назад +27

      RTR!!🐘🐘🐘❤

    • @oumaniac
      @oumaniac 3 года назад +40

      Except OU has a decent record vs Alabama

    • @smoove7932
      @smoove7932 3 года назад +23

      @@oumaniac Decent............classic!

    • @ss4goku34
      @ss4goku34 3 года назад +31

      Trevor Knight says hello

    • @ckmckeon
      @ckmckeon 3 года назад +54

      @@ss4goku34 0-3 in the playoffs say hello.

  • @JWex-jy7sk
    @JWex-jy7sk 3 года назад +445

    I just knew when it was announced Oklahoma and Texas were considering the conference “SEC Shorts” was gonna immediately be on it for a new video! 😂😂😂

    • @jphilb
      @jphilb 3 года назад +5

      But how did they do it so fast!
      Genius!

    • @jch450
      @jch450 3 года назад +5

      @@jphilb Brother I am betting they had this one "in the can" ready to go weeks ago. They just needed to record it and that took not very long.

    • @michaelkrivak5218
      @michaelkrivak5218 3 года назад +2

      Bama damn near lost to Florida and Florida got blew out by Oklahoma but then again most of Florida's weapons opted out.

    • @KINGCHRIS_XI
      @KINGCHRIS_XI 3 года назад +3

      @@michaelkrivak5218 yeah that Florida-Oklahoma game obviously counts but I wouldn’t really compare that team to the team that played in the SEC Championship lol

  • @shadykadie
    @shadykadie 3 года назад +374

    Big 12 levels of domineering influence 😂😂😂😂

    • @austin_l
      @austin_l 3 года назад +5

      SEC fans better hope Texas doesn't do what they did to the SWC and Big 12 (hey remember the Big 8?). They are impossible to deal with.

    • @ajg8722
      @ajg8722 3 года назад +4

      @@austin_l it’s why I didn’t want Texas in the SEC. I’m cool with OK, but I feel like Texas is guna wreck our conference later on.

    • @Mimi-un5tr
      @Mimi-un5tr 3 года назад +3

      @@ajg8722 we will just have to kick them out. No team is worth wrecking our conference! That’s the hill I will die on

    • @wigglesticker
      @wigglesticker 3 года назад

      No, I want them to destroy the SEC just like the blew up the Big Eight.

    • @lgmmrm
      @lgmmrm 2 года назад +2

      @@Mimi-un5tr Yeah. Missouri and TAMU aren’t going to let Texas Texas again and I doubt the rest of the SEC will let them Texas again either.

  • @Antilles1974
    @Antilles1974 3 года назад +505

    Really loved the vid, but Texas should have been carrying a *lot* more baggage...

    • @SS11660
      @SS11660 3 года назад +11

      Maybe prior coaches buy outs.

    • @raggles123
      @raggles123 3 года назад +3

      yo mama was busy at the club.

    • @mrbillsix
      @mrbillsix 3 года назад +3

      Whatever anyone decides on they need to double it.

    • @brianjacob8728
      @brianjacob8728 3 года назад +17

      Swc baggage, Big12 take 1 baggage, Big 12 take 2 baggage... Yup, it does add up when you have a history of ruining conferences with your greed. F'in tea sips...

    • @codingwithculp
      @codingwithculp 3 года назад +2

      A LOT more.

  • @rich5785
    @rich5785 3 года назад +732

    As an A&M fan, this is probably the most accurate thing I've ever seen

    • @cottonclarksa
      @cottonclarksa 3 года назад +59

      Yup. “I can do this all day.” Damn right, I can. Gig’em!👍🏽

    • @firghteningtruth7173
      @firghteningtruth7173 3 года назад +18

      @@cottonclarksa good god, you guys are sad.

    • @michaelvincent7115
      @michaelvincent7115 3 года назад +16

      Except that Texas > Texas A&M always and forever. Aggies will always be little brother

    • @rich5785
      @rich5785 3 года назад +75

      @@michaelvincent7115 is that why we were top 4 last year while you guys were barely even top top 20?

    • @rich5785
      @rich5785 3 года назад +6

      @@firghteningtruth7173 what did we even do 😭

  • @neugey
    @neugey 3 года назад +239

    He should have tried walking Bevo through the scanner LOL

    • @johnw3922
      @johnw3922 3 года назад +13

      If they had time they might have. I'm shocked they got a video out so fast, that was quick work.

    • @texasforever7887
      @texasforever7887 3 года назад +10

      @@johnw3922 the Aggies tipped them off earlier

    • @GregasaurausRex
      @GregasaurausRex 3 года назад +6

      I believe Bevo is running for governor of Arkansas. oops, my mistake it is Sarah Huckabee Sanders. easy mistake.

    • @falconhoward4032
      @falconhoward4032 3 года назад +3

      @@GregasaurausRex wow, good one buddy

    • @raggles123
      @raggles123 3 года назад +1

      We've had worse by a lot better.

  • @woltersworld
    @woltersworld 3 года назад +182

    This is one of the best ones where YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE CLOSED CAPTIONING as that is even better!

    • @Letsreviewsomething
      @Letsreviewsomething 3 года назад +2

      I didn’t know y’all were college football fans! What SEC team do y’all root for? I love your videos and they helped me plan my 2018 high school graduation trip to Germany!

    • @woltersworld
      @woltersworld 3 года назад +3

      @@Letsreviewsomething my wife is a huge Georgia fan.

    • @bparker111665
      @bparker111665 3 года назад

      @@woltersworld Hell Yeah

    • @Gutslinger
      @Gutslinger 3 года назад +2

      I thought you looked familiar. Took me a minute to realize who you were. Lol

    • @woltersworld
      @woltersworld 3 года назад +1

      @@Gutslinger its all good :)

  • @BoomerKeith1
    @BoomerKeith1 3 года назад +331

    This is awesome! As a Sooner fan I really appreciated the "follow the signs to claim your blowout loss to Alabama". It hurt, but it's not wrong.

    • @nullockalwin2954
      @nullockalwin2954 3 года назад +36

      @@brianglenn526 Jesus I didn't know Stoops was still the HC

    • @DD-mj3yf
      @DD-mj3yf 3 года назад +8

      As a Texas fan if we leave even tho I hate OU I rly don’t want to separate from them and not be in their conference nor do I want to lose the rivalry game. Now I rly hate OU but I kinda want it to be more of a package deal thing than a separate thing. You feel me?

    • @duketogo2020
      @duketogo2020 3 года назад +11

      @@brianglenn526 Choklahoma 0-3 vs. Playoffs.

    • @BoomerKeith1
      @BoomerKeith1 3 года назад +10

      @@duketogo2020 Yep. We've only shown up once in the playoffs (the OT loss to UGA). We'll revisit this after this season is over because I think that's about to change.

    • @alldayray7511
      @alldayray7511 3 года назад +15

      @@BoomerKeith1 BOOMER SOONER!! Does this mean OU will get to schedule MERCER and The Citadel every year like Bama does? I hope they don't lol

  • @carterbhuff
    @carterbhuff 3 года назад +262

    I wanted a short as soon as I heard the news

    • @EmmaBonn96
      @EmmaBonn96 3 года назад

      What’s the news I missed this whole thing

    • @carterbhuff
      @carterbhuff 3 года назад +7

      @@EmmaBonn96OU and Texas want to join the SEC.

    • @kidzz_gaming1789
      @kidzz_gaming1789 3 года назад

      Same

    • @neilwani1178
      @neilwani1178 3 года назад +5

      @@EmmaBonn96 So the SEC wants to open up recruiting in Alabama and Florida and Georgia for Oklahoma and Texas. Why? Why dont they win the playoffs and get recruits from their own state and make money off the Longhorn Network. The fact is its a win for them and a big mistake for SEC teams. It was nice Texas opened up for SEC teams with Texas A&M. It would be foolish to let them in. We have a great thing going and we now want to shoot ourselves in the foot.

    • @neilwani1178
      @neilwani1178 3 года назад

      @@bigbossman3987 I am talking about rare recruits. Every once in a while an athlete is born that runs a 4.4 40. Or has great strength to block better than others. Many of those come from the South East. Why add more schools for them to choose. The less schools the better chance each team has to win the SEC and recruit better. Does Auburn or Arkansas have a better chance to win the SEC with Texas and Oklahoma added?

  • @westmezzanine4321
    @westmezzanine4321 3 года назад +300

    The “it just means more banner” joke is going to get lost and it makes me sad

    • @randyayo2846
      @randyayo2846 3 года назад +25

      Only because most sec fans can’t read

    • @UnNuclear
      @UnNuclear 3 года назад +49

      @@randyayo2846 There's a lot of Bama fans that would be very upset at your comment if they could read.

    • @Jwill1242
      @Jwill1242 3 года назад +3

      @@UnNuclear where is the Laugh instead of like button

    • @randyayo2846
      @randyayo2846 3 года назад +9

      @@UnNuclear Just think of the masses of lsu fans…they can’t even get the video to play

    • @KPX-nl4nt
      @KPX-nl4nt 3 года назад +7

      The peni…I mean SEC envy makes me laugh out loud every day!

  • @TheAlfrulz
    @TheAlfrulz 3 года назад +128

    PSA - Make sure you rewatch it with the captions on. The descriptions for the non verbal audio is awesome.

    • @anthonyvaughn2222
      @anthonyvaughn2222 3 года назад +4

      Always!

    • @Pseudowolf
      @Pseudowolf 3 года назад +9

      I feel like they need to just put that in the video description since there are some incredible jokes in the captions that I think half of the viewers miss.

  • @90srule96
    @90srule96 3 года назад +36

    Josh had to pull the “Texas Gonna Texas” bumper sticker. I died!😂😂😂

  • @mcwheesus
    @mcwheesus 3 года назад +146

    For those who aren't aware, there are jokes in the closed captioning.

    • @JJ-zr6fu
      @JJ-zr6fu 3 года назад +2

      Thank's for the head up.

    • @awg6397
      @awg6397 3 года назад +5

      Oh you magnificent bastard, that made it even better

    • @junior3dc
      @junior3dc 3 года назад +3

      @Kurt, you are a scholar and a gentleman. Texas ~the inventor of the SEC Chant~ moving to the SEC is priceless irony indeed.

    • @_josh_cyr_
      @_josh_cyr_ 3 года назад +1

      Thank you

    • @ahammer607
      @ahammer607 3 года назад

      I didn't get most of them. What is up with TCU slashing McConaughey's tires? Deloss Dodd reference? Aggie handshake agreement?

  • @kyle2kyletroii612
    @kyle2kyletroii612 3 года назад +103

    Haven’t even watched and I know it’s gonna be gold

  • @leifvaughan769
    @leifvaughan769 3 года назад +20

    "silent stare of Longhorn Intramural frisbee losing its prime time broadcast slot" - these guys are brilliant..

    • @Coolman13355
      @Coolman13355 3 месяца назад

      I was rewatching and came across this comment. I tried to like it a 2nd time.

  • @smitty810
    @smitty810 2 года назад +17

    Man, this Texas - Texas A&M thing is going to be good! Can't wait for the show in a couple of years. Gotta love College Football Rivalries!

  • @USCndaATL
    @USCndaATL 3 года назад +44

    *buzzer of Aggies realizing a "hand shake agreement" is not legally enforceable* is the reason I love the closed captioning on these videos.

    • @michaeljohnson7937
      @michaeljohnson7937 3 года назад +2

      There was a whole sub dialogue that I would have missed if you hadn't called it out. You're my hero. This is quality stuff 🤣.

  • @brewersfan71
    @brewersfan71 3 года назад +126

    I was wondering how long it’d take for the brilliant minds as SEC Shorts to come up with a video about this. Not bad guys. Not bad at all!
    (You’ve got to watch this with the closed captioning on!)

    • @bobcannell9007
      @bobcannell9007 3 года назад +2

      Texas so shitty, the Sooners look like the good guys.

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 2 года назад

      You always have to watch with close captioning on. I usually like to do two run throughs. One without the captions so I can laugh at the video in continuum. And one to stop and read the captions along the way.

  • @gmajor1273
    @gmajor1273 3 года назад +57

    SEC shorts is the best. This was just talked about yesterday and a hilarious video already.

  • @aggiesfan1269
    @aggiesfan1269 3 года назад +45

    😂 😂😂😂😂😂 as and A&M fan this is absolutely amazing

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 3 года назад +6

      Aggie engineering probably designed that scanner 😂

  • @jerryjanik480
    @jerryjanik480 3 года назад +77

    It would have been better if the guy did aMatthew McConaughey impression alright alright alright

    • @wtk6069
      @wtk6069 3 года назад +5

      Semi-random McConaughey SEC trivia: his father actually played college football in the SEC at Kentucky.

    • @jerryjanik480
      @jerryjanik480 3 года назад +2

      @@wtk6069 Thank you for the random football fact Did not know that

  • @alexroberson4454
    @alexroberson4454 3 года назад +26

    "Please follow the signs to claim your blowout loss vs Alabama". I LOST MY S***!!

  • @michaelk19thcfan10
    @michaelk19thcfan10 3 года назад +54

    I think the security guard will need to do a full body cavity search of Mr. Longhorn.

    • @independenceltd.
      @independenceltd. 3 года назад +8

      He/him will enjoy it.

    • @TheRealPurpleHand
      @TheRealPurpleHand 3 года назад +3

      The line "with which hand shall I do this, sir?" Seems very appropo right about now....

    • @haydenhenry3990
      @haydenhenry3990 3 года назад +1

      Everyone wants to touch the lightning

    • @cbartek7902
      @cbartek7902 3 года назад +5

      Yeah they're big into that kind of thing in Austin. Don't tease them.

    • @charlesnorth6249
      @charlesnorth6249 3 года назад +1

      The security guard is smart. Mr. Longhorn is too full of b.s. It might blow out on the guard.

  • @jessicabrand4142
    @jessicabrand4142 3 года назад +74

    The buzzer of Deloss Doss trying to be a poor man’s Steve Spurrier for 10 years is sublime. 😂

    • @TheRealPurpleHand
      @TheRealPurpleHand 3 года назад +10

      Someone else who caught the subtitle gold!

    • @jessicabrand4142
      @jessicabrand4142 3 года назад +7

      @@TheRealPurpleHand Absolutely! Watching SEC Shorts by itself is being a Power 5 team. Watching with captions on is being the SEC.

    • @TheRealPurpleHand
      @TheRealPurpleHand 3 года назад +4

      @@jessicabrand4142 you are my hero(ine)!

  • @Kingtcyoung
    @Kingtcyoung 3 года назад +100

    "Follow the signs to claim your blowout loss to Alabama" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @emilygiles8125
      @emilygiles8125 3 года назад +1

      That's really the best part.

    • @StuUngar
      @StuUngar 3 года назад

      Hey now….Sabans gotta retire eventually.

    • @retronerds6884
      @retronerds6884 3 года назад +1

      @@StuUngar nope as long as little Debbie is in business he'll never retire RTR 🤣😭

    • @joshelliott4451
      @joshelliott4451 3 года назад

      Bama doesn't have the offense for a blowout.

    • @thatbigbammer3491
      @thatbigbammer3491 3 года назад +1

      We don’t go easy on newbies

  • @mattneal5257
    @mattneal5257 3 года назад +18

    This page should really have 3-4 million subscribers. Everything about their content is so well done. Writing, production quality, acting. It’s so damn good

  • @captainbup
    @captainbup 3 года назад +27

    I knew the plot twist had to be with A&M lol

  • @MrGatechfan99
    @MrGatechfan99 3 года назад +27

    You know what it looks like to me? Texas unhappy that A&M are thriving without being tied to the hip of Texas

    • @saraho8540
      @saraho8540 3 года назад +3

      More like pissed they're best hs guys are going to sec and ou (my team). A &M recruiting just got way harder. But honestly I think a&m showed ou the best reason it'd be a good idea to head on over.

    • @kylekistner7153
      @kylekistner7153 3 года назад +3

      Texas and OU left because they were tired off supporting the entire big 12 from a financial standpoint

    • @kimberlysingleton2205
      @kimberlysingleton2205 6 месяцев назад

      Texas is not focused on A&M or any other school. Texas is focused on Texas and has won the Director’s Cup 2 out of the last 3 years (and will win it this year) as the best athletic program in the country. That will continue in the SEC. 😎🤘🏽

    • @philrockett2828
      @philrockett2828 4 месяца назад

      Texas fans and players don’t even regard A&M as much of anything. A giant obnoxious student body with a perineal losing program. A&M has NEVER won ANY national championship and I’ve been watching them lose for 50 years!!! UT’s rival has ALWAYS been OU and will now be Alabama, LSU, GA., and Tn. as well.

    • @Lone_Star_Proud
      @Lone_Star_Proud Месяц назад

      Thriving?

  • @GarisonC
    @GarisonC 3 года назад +12

    Love how Oklahoma walks in first and their like “ok, you’re good”

  • @brandnewman21
    @brandnewman21 3 года назад +188

    Dang they made this one fast.

    • @clw22580
      @clw22580 3 года назад +6

      Sec speed I woke up this am and my 40 time was down a whole second

    • @russellwinfree7587
      @russellwinfree7587 3 года назад +8

      SEC Shorts def ain’t messing around!!! 🤣

    • @flipboyunited
      @flipboyunited 3 года назад +5

      They are always quick with their content…Saturday games and Mondays SEC Shorts! 👍🏼

    • @TheJhtlag
      @TheJhtlag 3 года назад

      yep, pretty good for quick notice

  • @TheRealPurpleHand
    @TheRealPurpleHand 3 года назад +21

    OMG!!! You have to watch it with the subtitles....it is a MUST!!!!

  • @iluvdissheet
    @iluvdissheet 3 года назад +90

    "The silent stare of the sweet sweet irony of Texas having to do the 'SEC' chant"....🤣😂 yall brutal af!

    • @slushymatis
      @slushymatis 3 года назад +8

      That shit is not happening. 🤢😷

    • @alamogeorge
      @alamogeorge 3 года назад +7

      Their band will find it offensive.

    • @iluvdissheet
      @iluvdissheet 3 года назад +8

      @@slushymatis then stay where you are and be mediocre.
      Yea, it will happen because you gonna take all the SEC TV money and love it.
      Your band is gonna learn the chant for a chance to be on GameDay.
      And your fans will appreciate being a part of the best football conference in the country.

    • @iluvdissheet
      @iluvdissheet 3 года назад +2

      @@alamogeorge who cares what the band thinks?

    • @slushymatis
      @slushymatis 3 года назад +3

      @@iluvdissheet lol Longhorns have too much pride to chant something so stupid. Our success and happiness is based on us and us alone. It is based on what WE do. Texas is top athletically in a lot of sports my good sir or ma'am. I quote a crazy drunk Irishman, "We are not here to take part, we are here to take over." We're not bending the knee to anyone.

  • @bamaengineer
    @bamaengineer 3 года назад +29

    Maybe they just identify as an SEC team

  • @waltoncummins719
    @waltoncummins719 3 года назад +102

    As an Aggie this brings immeasurable joy to me.

    • @ryantaylor3828
      @ryantaylor3828 3 года назад +12

      As a burnt orange fan this brings me immeasurable joy 76-37-5 lifetime vs a&m. 👍

    • @thegoalhorncreator9822
      @thegoalhorncreator9822 3 года назад +29

      @@ryantaylor3828 After A&M became a public school the record was basically .500. Enjoy those Mickey Mouse wins against A&M for those 70 years tho.

    • @ryantaylor3828
      @ryantaylor3828 3 года назад +7

      @@thegoalhorncreator9822 this isn’t just about the past this is also more recent history which is why y’all left the big 12 to begin with y’all got tired of playing 2nd string to Texas and so y’all found an exit and bailed which is pretty soft now y’all are crying because your afraid Texas will come in and steal away the SEC relevancy that a&m has acquired and play second fiddle to Texas once again.

    • @cbartek7902
      @cbartek7902 3 года назад +19

      People drove Model T's during the time you built up that lead.
      Nobody in the SEC cares about your ancient history

    • @unclefester1840
      @unclefester1840 3 года назад +3

      Well how does it feel knowing that your school is terrified of the idea of Texas join in the SEC? Are y’all that bad that you know automatically you will lose that many recruits? Face it, aggies Will always be the other guy no matter where they go they can run away from Conference to Conference but they will never be who y’all seem to think they are!

  • @Stoneador
    @Stoneador 3 года назад +18

    How is this made already? Well done!

  • @dawggirl
    @dawggirl 3 года назад +70

    Video, brilliant. I personally am not all that thrilled. The SEC is big enough as it is.

    • @danielmackey9765
      @danielmackey9765 3 года назад +11

      💩 Texas is gonna get beat down on the regular. Oklahoma won't make the playoffs every year. Don't know why they would but hey whatever.

    • @ashleymeggan
      @ashleymeggan 3 года назад +4

      @@danielmackey9765 Texas is going to fuck up the alignment and strength of schedule.

    • @brendonbuffaloe8830
      @brendonbuffaloe8830 3 года назад +4

      @@danielmackey9765 Yeah OU had an easy path to the playoffs every year

    • @boom8250
      @boom8250 3 года назад +1

      Good thing your opinion doesn’t matter

    • @boom8250
      @boom8250 3 года назад +1

      @@brendonbuffaloe8830 OU is about to booty blast that ass

  • @NotBlindside
    @NotBlindside 3 года назад +60

    “Please claim your blowout loss to Alabama.” - SEC

    • @thatbigbammer3491
      @thatbigbammer3491 3 года назад +3

      We don’t go easy on newbies

    • @joshelliott4451
      @joshelliott4451 3 года назад +3

      @@thatbigbammer3491 no you tend to lose to them lol

    • @JJ-nu8qi
      @JJ-nu8qi 3 года назад +1

      Yea like Missouri winning the east?

    • @AW-zy1kw
      @AW-zy1kw 3 года назад

      @@joshelliott4451 Lol getting a lot of mileage out of the Johnny Foosball miracle.

  • @parkerstewart8454
    @parkerstewart8454 3 года назад +13

    As always, gotta have the captions.
    Awesome video as always!

  • @90srule96
    @90srule96 3 года назад +6

    You had this coming Texas and Oklahoma. Thank you once again, SEC Shorts!

  • @themanager5129
    @themanager5129 3 года назад +49

    Would’ve made it evens funnier if Oklahoma State walked in past Texas at the end, and then the “FBS Independents” dragged Texas away

    • @thegianttater
      @thegianttater 3 года назад +6

      I am all about this becoming another SEC Short.

    • @ryanfitzgerald2816
      @ryanfitzgerald2816 3 года назад +1

      Oh man, that would have been great if they had done that!!! OSU would definitely be the 3rd best school from the Big 12 to bring into the SEC anyways, plus they don't have the attitude problem that Texas does.

    • @TacoMan-qu7du
      @TacoMan-qu7du 3 года назад +5

      @@ryanfitzgerald2816 Actually over the past 10 seasons, Oklahoma State is 100% the second best Big 12 team. Just based of Big 12 stats in the last decade, Oklahoma State would do a better job than Texas (considering in the last 10 years they’ve had the second best record in the Big 12 with the 5th most blue chips in the conference). Texas gets the most blue chips of any big 12 school and their win loss record is tied with Kansas State who has had 2 (yes…just 2) blue chips in the past decade…Texas is legitimately fucking horrible.

    • @TacoMan-qu7du
      @TacoMan-qu7du 3 года назад +4

      Oklahoma State would 100% stand a better chance in the SEC than Texas.

    • @ryanfitzgerald2816
      @ryanfitzgerald2816 3 года назад +3

      @@TacoMan-qu7du I agree, I'd rather have OSU. Texas has a bigger profile than OSU but the problems they'd bring wouldn't be worth it. Lets just get the whole state of Oklahoma and be done with it if the SEC expands.

  • @lsufan4138
    @lsufan4138 3 года назад +16

    Nice to see y'all do a skit on this. I think it would be nice actually to be able to whoop up on Texas every year.

    • @RyanTheKiller254
      @RyanTheKiller254 3 года назад +1

      Only if LSU can fake more leg cramps every play.

    • @lsufan4138
      @lsufan4138 3 года назад +1

      @@RyanTheKiller254 Y'all are still soar that y'all lost😂😂

  • @1manmanythings144
    @1manmanythings144 3 года назад +23

    i have never laughed so hard when he told texas they had alot of baggage. Nothing could be more true than that statement right there.

  • @Clayton-w4n
    @Clayton-w4n 3 года назад +12

    “I can do this all year” -Texas A&M fan

  • @bushwhackerslawncarepryoro6526
    @bushwhackerslawncarepryoro6526 3 года назад +52

    As a Sooner fan, I’ve waited all day for this.

    • @jennimoyer4857
      @jennimoyer4857 3 года назад +7

      One of the best parts of being in the SEC is SEC Shorts. Hotty toddy!

    • @markh6545
      @markh6545 3 года назад +3

      Hope you guys come, It's awesome to be in the SEC!...I look forward to some new and fun rivalries getting started!..GO VOLS!!

    • @TacoMan-qu7du
      @TacoMan-qu7du 3 года назад +1

      I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Texas will not survive the SEC. Just based of Big 12 stats in the last decade, Oklahoma State would do a better job than Texas (considering in the last 10 years OSU had the second best record in the Big 12 with the 5th most blue chips in the conference). Texas gets the most blue chips of any big 12 school and their win loss record is tied with Kansas State who has had 2 (yes…just 2) blue chips in the past decade…Texas is legitimately fucking horrible.

    • @bushwhackerslawncarepryoro6526
      @bushwhackerslawncarepryoro6526 3 года назад +1

      @@TacoMan-qu7du I really wish OSU could join.

    • @bushwhackerslawncarepryoro6526
      @bushwhackerslawncarepryoro6526 3 года назад

      @Paradigm Shift that’s funny because I own a lawn and landscaping business.

  • @donovanshannon1234
    @donovanshannon1234 3 года назад +15

    Stripping Texas of its dignity was too funny

  • @adamstevens5070
    @adamstevens5070 3 года назад +7

    As a Longhorn alum these are gonna get so painful...at least they'll be really funny. Texas just signed up for 6 wins a season for a while...

  • @Jeromus1970
    @Jeromus1970 3 года назад +17

    I'm a Texas Tech alumni and I think there are hilarious! I can't wait for Bama, Auburn, LSU and Georgia to kick the snot out of UT like the Hogs just did.

  • @RobsterCWell
    @RobsterCWell 3 года назад +44

    Don't worry about the shoes. Florida got you covered.

    • @j-slugg
      @j-slugg 3 года назад +2

      Lol you wrong fam

    • @jamesp57867
      @jamesp57867 3 года назад +1

      Seriously, who throws a shoe?

    • @j-slugg
      @j-slugg 3 года назад +2

      @@jamesp57867 Florida man throws a shoe that's who fam when the game was won but that's old stuff that we really need to forget it makes me wanna throw a shoe or two

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 3 года назад

      @@j-slugg Florida’s butt fumble. On par with the actual butt fumble, Jose Cansaco’s dome run, and Stefan’s missed empty netter.

    • @rolltideandriseup5751
      @rolltideandriseup5751 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @andylimb
    @andylimb 3 года назад +38

    I’m a Longhorn through and through and I just have to laugh.

    • @BoomerKeith1
      @BoomerKeith1 3 года назад +7

      As long as we get out of the Big XII, I'll gladly take shots in SEC Shorts. This is one of the few times that OU and Texas fans agree.

    • @hale9585
      @hale9585 3 года назад +6

      All we can say is Welcome fellas! Shoulda been Texas and OU before TAMU and Mizzou anyway.

    • @cottonclarksa
      @cottonclarksa 3 года назад +10

      @@hale9585 wrong. The A&M culture fits hand-in-glove with the SEC. The teasippers?… they are more closely aligned with the tree huggers of the northwest.

    • @robfalter2522
      @robfalter2522 3 года назад +1

      @@cottonclarksa culture?....LMAO !

    • @hale9585
      @hale9585 3 года назад +2

      @@cottonclarksa Bless your heart… y’all couldn’t even win the Big 12 and came to the SEC thinkin you could win it. And let’s be honest… no one was scared when we heard TAMU was coming to play big boy ball.

  • @TheRealMacAndCheese
    @TheRealMacAndCheese 3 года назад +1

    I mean, the writing and acting in these videos are easily better than Hollywood productions. Amazing work as always from a Big Ten fan!

  • @markstokes1401
    @markstokes1401 3 года назад +6

    Texas: "We're joining the SEC". Texas A&M: "The F##K you are".

  • @codingwithculp
    @codingwithculp 3 года назад +1

    Honestly as soon as I found out Oklahoma and Texas were headed to the SEC, I was excited because finally Oklahoma would be on SEC Shorts on a regular basis! I just didn’t think it would be this quick!
    The video was genius!

  • @alamogeorge
    @alamogeorge 3 года назад +29

    One of the perks of being in the SEC is having SEC Shorts. tu doesn't deserve this kind of brilliance. :D

    • @mapsgoonthewall5396
      @mapsgoonthewall5396 3 года назад +1

      @@thetoptige8014 Insert obligatory "I hate Tennessee" video here, but nah. In the SEC Texas will have to find some other acronym because our retarded brethren to the north are UT.

    • @balapadmanabhan5705
      @balapadmanabhan5705 2 года назад

      @Paradigm Shift And yet, its always the little brother that succeeds in the end, right? The older one was just a showoff .

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 2 года назад +2

      @@thetoptige8014 UT is Tennessee. t.u. is Texas. A&M got it right all along.

  • @coodyoutdoors8766
    @coodyoutdoors8766 3 года назад +17

    Sec better not make it a penalty for the horns down

  • @davidcole240
    @davidcole240 3 года назад +54

    I think Most SEC Fans would love to have Oklahoma and don't want Texas. Especially after they ran 3 Schools out of the Big 12.

    • @abedikn
      @abedikn 3 года назад +15

      To much drama with texas. Take Oklahoma and okie state

    • @Grieves0001
      @Grieves0001 3 года назад +10

      4 schools, Missouri, Texas A&M, Nebraska and Colorado

    • @joshelliott4451
      @joshelliott4451 3 года назад +2

      @@abedikn Oklahoma state wouldn't cone to the SEC. Literally no reason for them to join. SEC has an alright football program held up by the committee and is trash in every other aspect.

    • @abedikn
      @abedikn 3 года назад +4

      @@joshelliott4451 I don’t see why you say that the sec is a Mediocre. Since 2000, they have won 12 national titles. They also generate the most money via TV deal. I believe this is what attracted Texas and Oklahoma: The long-term revenue and The stability of the conference.

    • @davidhfranz
      @davidhfranz 3 года назад

      4 Big 12 (Nebraska, Colorado, Texas A&M, Missouri) + 1 SWC (Arkansas)

  • @christopherjustice6411
    @christopherjustice6411 3 года назад +21

    I love how Texas almost singlehandedly destroyed the Big 12 and then awkwardly stayed.

    • @TacoMan-qu7du
      @TacoMan-qu7du 3 года назад +6

      THANK YOU!!! It’s like no one remembers this!!!

    • @ianisaac2501
      @ianisaac2501 3 года назад +2

      @ToddRobinson13 I thought it was that whole SMU death penalty deal that did it. Had no idea Texas burned the Southwest Conference

    • @ags41win
      @ags41win 3 года назад +4

      @@ianisaac2501 yep. They have a history of destructive selfish self dealing.
      Ran off Mo, AM, CO, NE to other conferences because of this behavior

    • @vidpie
      @vidpie 3 года назад

      @@ags41win "Ran off..." No, they ran off.

    • @brian2440
      @brian2440 3 года назад +4

      @@ianisaac2501 Texas played a major role in SMU getting the death penalty

  • @obsidian00
    @obsidian00 3 года назад +8

    College Football really needs to get here…Texas A&M is fitting well in the SEC 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PurpleChevron
    @PurpleChevron 3 года назад +2

    I've watched this 5 times. It never gets old.

  • @VonBluesman
    @VonBluesman 3 года назад +75

    Texas hasn’t seen nothing yet, they think they have a problem with horns down. LOL 😂 SEC fans will be all over that. LOL 😂

    • @danielmackey9765
      @danielmackey9765 3 года назад +11

      Hell I don't think they will need to do the horns down. They won't win more than 5 games a season if they join

    • @texasforever7887
      @texasforever7887 3 года назад +14

      Fans don't care. Its just the coaching staff trying to distract us from their inability to coach. As a Longhorn fan it makes me proud y'all do the horns down. It proves how important we are to y'all.

    • @fredwheeler9735
      @fredwheeler9735 3 года назад +6

      @@danielmackey9765 as long as they don't schedule Maryland or Kansas they ought to be able to squeeze out 5 wins with 4 non-conference wins, right?🤷‍♀️

    • @danielmackey9765
      @danielmackey9765 3 года назад +3

      @@fredwheeler9735 that is what I was thinking. Schedule Texas St., Rice and FIU and they might be able to win 5. Maybe.

    • @Bones12x2
      @Bones12x2 3 года назад +8

      Texas fans don't care about the horns down, its fun trash talk... its just the Big XII management trying to feel like they are doing something.

  • @2ndCovey
    @2ndCovey 3 года назад +2

    B10 fan here. This is comedy gold. Salute

  • @JDR501
    @JDR501 3 года назад +4

    THIS IS EPIC! HAHAHA!
    You can’t help but love these guys. 😆

  • @aggiejedi1998
    @aggiejedi1998 3 года назад

    Seriously, you have to watch with CC ON to read the buzzer sounds. Priceless...way to go SEC Shorts..

  • @theawesomepossum7465
    @theawesomepossum7465 3 года назад +28

    *The entire SEC right now* HORNS DOWN 🤘👇🤣🤣

  • @thefuzzman
    @thefuzzman 3 года назад +68

    My personal opinion: I'd rather not have Texas and their diva mentality in the SEC. Oklahoma wouldn't be too bad, but a resounding "HELL NO" to Texas.
    🐗#WPS🐗

    • @lagandy21
      @lagandy21 3 года назад +6

      Oklahoma actually wanted to come when Ta&m first left but texas blocked them from doing so

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 3 года назад +10

      Exactly! I have zero problem with OU, but their biggest issue is the unwanted baggage they have to carry with them in the form of a burnt orange turd.

    • @ljgaming639
      @ljgaming639 3 года назад +5

      100%. OU fans are die hards like SEC fans. They will fit in well in the SEC. Texas, yeah not so much. I was at that LSU Texas game in 2019 and DKR just did not bring it.

    • @TacoMan-qu7du
      @TacoMan-qu7du 3 года назад +8

      I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Texas will not survive the SEC. Just based of Big 12 stats in the last decade, Oklahoma State would do a better job than Texas (considering in the last 10 years OSU had the second best record in the Big 12 with the 5th most blue chips in the conference). Texas gets the most blue chips of any big 12 school and their win loss record is tied with Kansas State who has had 2 (yes…just 2) blue chips in the past decade…Texas is legitimately fucking horrible.

    • @LeeGoGators
      @LeeGoGators 3 года назад

      OU and Virginia Tech would be an interesting combo

  • @thejackbox
    @thejackbox 3 года назад +79

    Texas fans are hilarious. They lose to TCU, Iowa State, barely beat TTU last year and now they think they’re going to come in and steamroll the SEC. 🙄

    • @ljgaming639
      @ljgaming639 3 года назад +8

      Imagine if they had Arkansas' schedule this year. @Georgia, @Alabama, @LSU, vs TAMU, @Ole Miss, vs Auburn, vs Mizzou, Lol

    • @rickfowler7313
      @rickfowler7313 3 года назад +2

      They do have a Saban trained coach? How’s that worked out so far? Ask Georgia. Roll Tide!!!

    • @ljgaming639
      @ljgaming639 3 года назад +2

      @@rickfowler7313 OrTennessee

    • @ryanmcgillan8524
      @ryanmcgillan8524 3 года назад +1

      @@ljgaming639 Or Florida or South Carolina

    • @MikesWorld1
      @MikesWorld1 3 года назад +3

      Can’t wait for Arkansas to beat Texas. Texas is now the running joke in the SEC.

  • @Gizziiusa
    @Gizziiusa 3 года назад +2

    Dont mess with Texas.
    SEC Security: Hold my Bourbon

  • @mr.rubicon1193
    @mr.rubicon1193 3 года назад +41

    SEC is perfect as is. Leave it alone.

    • @richardwang1739
      @richardwang1739 3 года назад +3

      And let the Pac 12 claim Texas and Oklahoma in time for a new broadcast rights deal... not happening. Obviously.

    • @wtk6069
      @wtk6069 3 года назад +4

      I don't see the move happening. It reminds me of when the SEC teams with ACC rivals all four used their vetoes as members to keep their rivals out during the last expansion. Now A&M is in the same position.

    • @stanleymyrick4068
      @stanleymyrick4068 3 года назад +3

      I don't want Texas or Oklahoma. Why reward them for being a.hats? Let them go pac or wherever and enjoy. Not the sec.

    • @stanleymyrick4068
      @stanleymyrick4068 3 года назад +3

      I'd not mind adding Virginia tech and maybe nc.

    • @ahammer607
      @ahammer607 3 года назад

      It's too big. Get rid of Vandy and either Kentucky or South Car then make room for other teams.

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 3 года назад +1

    “Empty any 1970s wishbone playbooks…”
    Hey, that was cold.

  • @soloarcher2562
    @soloarcher2562 3 года назад +7

    Turn on the closed caption people. They've hidden jokes in there. Funny stuff!

  • @VonBluesman
    @VonBluesman 3 года назад +3

    MS. State Bulldogs are already having Horns Down painted on their new Cowbells. LOL 😂

  • @dekedak9726
    @dekedak9726 3 года назад +35

    Welcome to the SEC where the real UT is Tennesse and you have never seen such sadness on a Saturday

    • @josephmanno4514
      @josephmanno4514 3 года назад +1

      As Peter Sellers would say, "Not anymore!" Texas lifts that UT moniker right off Tennessee with nary a struggle.

    • @totallytubulartay
      @totallytubulartay 3 года назад +1

      See I’m the only Tennessee fan concerned seemingly? Like they’ll take the UT title right from us lol

    • @kommsofort6977
      @kommsofort6977 3 года назад +1

      They are not going to the SEC--this is their pipedream. It won't happen.

    • @wesleyowens4089
      @wesleyowens4089 3 года назад +1

      @@kommsofort6977 I wouldn't be too sure even though they sucked for the last decade they're still one of the top brands in cfb it's all about the money

    • @BillyGHill
      @BillyGHill 3 года назад +1

      @@josephmanno4514 They should play for it. Whoever wins is "UT" until they play again.

  • @nobleguy2019
    @nobleguy2019 3 года назад +1

    These Closed Captions just make these videos that much better😂

  • @wcs494
    @wcs494 3 года назад +9

    Oklahama can’t bring the old wish bone play book to the SEC thats funny.

  • @KS-vs7ht
    @KS-vs7ht 3 года назад

    The closed caption are always on point!! Welcome to the SEC TU, sit down, shut up and fall in line like we had too. Get ready to earn respect like you never have before.

  • @conman128
    @conman128 3 года назад +13

    When I heard the news I knew SEC shorts would make a vid about this😂

  • @julianwells4055
    @julianwells4055 3 года назад +2

    If we take Texas and OK can we get rid of Missouri? Please. Nobody wants them.

  • @manbuckets
    @manbuckets 3 года назад +37

    As a Texas fan, I’m not tryna join the SEC. We can’t even win the Big 12😔

    • @StuUngar
      @StuUngar 3 года назад +2

      So that means Texas will win the SEC in 2522

    • @iruleall15
      @iruleall15 3 года назад +1

      Look at it this way. Now that we got the SEC boost who's gonna stop us from killing it in state recruiting? A&M got them only because SEC bias. Now it's gone.

    • @codywschroeder
      @codywschroeder 3 года назад +10

      @@iruleall15 I'm sure having a consistent winning record since joining the SEC had nothing to do with it, or finishing 4th in the country....

    • @boyfromboston2469
      @boyfromboston2469 3 года назад +4

      Big 12 is imploding either way. I think everyone is trying to get out and Pac 12 SEC or independent is the best choice for Texas

    • @danielmackey9765
      @danielmackey9765 3 года назад +4

      Texas will be lucky to have 5 wins a year if they move to the sec.

  • @SafetyisFirst
    @SafetyisFirst 3 года назад +43

    Should of had Uga the bulldog sniff for any BCS bowl pride.

    • @VinayKumarBingi
      @VinayKumarBingi 3 года назад +4

      Would've loved that. Will take it as revenge for Bevo charging at Uga.

    • @brandiereese3501
      @brandiereese3501 3 года назад

      SEC Shorts can't afford UGA (the team mascot.)

  • @traviswebb3532
    @traviswebb3532 3 года назад +16

    Texas and Oklahoma leaving the big 12 is going to have ripple effects thru all of college football and that is not a good thing.

    • @BoomerKeith1
      @BoomerKeith1 3 года назад +8

      This was all going to happen eventually. The Big XII barely made it through the last realignment phase and instead of doing what the ACC did, going out and aggressively adding schools, they thought they'd just stay at 10 and be fine. There's way too much money at stake and both OU and Texas know they can make more in the SEC and the SEC knows it can make more with OU/Texas. Why is it not a good thing? We've known since the last realignment that Super Conferences were coming, this is just the first domino that could possibly fall.

    • @EternalSkies1999
      @EternalSkies1999 3 года назад +5

      It was gonna happen at some point. The Big 12 has been on the decline for years.

    • @traviswebb3532
      @traviswebb3532 3 года назад +2

      @@BoomerKeith1 they will all make lots of money but that won't be good for the sport. This is going to destroy what little competition is left. Also in like 10 to 20 years when half the teams are powerful now are bottom feeders they will be rethinking this decision and guess what they will all move again.

    • @g.williams2047
      @g.williams2047 3 года назад +3

      ACC can crutch football on Clemson and whatever other team out of the Coastal decides to be good that year. Big Ten has a good selection of excellent teams and up and comers. SEC is SEC
      Big 12 was never that fun to watch imo, when it's just TX and OK deciding who wants to slip up in game 9 and lose to TCU or Kstate while Iowa State tries and fails to show it deserves to be at the next level. TX and OU in the SEC would be awesome to watch.

    • @neilwani1178
      @neilwani1178 3 года назад

      @@BoomerKeith1 I dont think this will happen. Its a win for Texas and Oklahoma but the SEC just opens up the South East for Oklahoma and Texas recruiting. This only helps Texas and Oklahoma.

  • @kendallbledsoe6548
    @kendallbledsoe6548 3 года назад

    The A&M Guy making the security alarm go off.. I can do this all Day..lol...

  • @dcallen8619
    @dcallen8619 3 года назад +8

    Yes love how SEC already starting the Texas hate! BOOMER SOONER!

    • @thatbigbammer3491
      @thatbigbammer3491 3 года назад +1

      Happy to do it!

    • @tomhouk4688
      @tomhouk4688 3 года назад

      It comes naturally. If you think you hate them now, just wait until the bust up your conference because they say they deserve more money than any other member.

  • @mapsgoonthewall5396
    @mapsgoonthewall5396 3 года назад +1

    "That's a lot of baggage" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @clw22580
    @clw22580 3 года назад +3

    That was fast and thank you from Oklahoma you can leave Texas in security if you want

  • @jasoneickmeier114
    @jasoneickmeier114 3 года назад

    This video is even better with the captions on! Who knew that scanner beeps could say so much.

  • @jdredwine7224
    @jdredwine7224 3 года назад +6

    In this conference we will Horns Down you baby!

  • @stevefriery9086
    @stevefriery9086 3 года назад +1

    And Arkansas says, "Come on in. We're tired of being the yearly doormat. It's your job now."

  • @jacksonwilliams6845
    @jacksonwilliams6845 3 года назад +3

    Yesss, now SEC shorts has two new teams to bash every single week!!

  • @niswr7319
    @niswr7319 3 года назад +1

    In the beginning I thought he said 77-0 playbooks LMAO.

  • @timothyvermeer8721
    @timothyvermeer8721 3 года назад +4

    Looking forward to Vandy fans storming the field after a win against Texas.

    • @stanleyharrell6009
      @stanleyharrell6009 3 года назад

      We really need Texas in the East. That way, Vandy, Tennessee and South Carolina will have a dependable conference win each year😂😂😂

  • @jimmartin2548
    @jimmartin2548 3 года назад

    I knew it was coming but did not expect it this soon! As always, well done guys love your work!

  • @jacobwatson1406
    @jacobwatson1406 3 года назад +3

    BRO THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @toddhawk9921
    @toddhawk9921 3 года назад

    Great vid! But those two considering a move to the SEC is ridiculous. Enough already!

  • @captainkirk9879
    @captainkirk9879 3 года назад +3

    *HORNS DOWN*.WILL BECOME A NEW SEC TRADITION 🤩🤩🍻

  • @stephenyoung2742
    @stephenyoung2742 3 года назад +2

    Nebraska wanted to make their own broadcasting channel! Big12 said NO but yes to Texas!

  • @savvydaughter7368
    @savvydaughter7368 3 года назад +5

    I am so glad when I get this notification!

  • @asherkennedy1276
    @asherkennedy1276 3 года назад +2

    Longhorn Network is gonna have their highest viewership all year when they show the Southwest LLWS regionals!

  • @waynemattson9143
    @waynemattson9143 3 года назад +4

    Honestly, I think adding Texas and Oklahoma to the SEC is a bad move for all parties involved. I hope it doesn't happen

    • @courtneytaylor2672
      @courtneytaylor2672 3 года назад

      I agree. For the SEC what do u gain? 1 middle of the pack team and one team thats good every year but struggles to win big12

    • @saraho8540
      @saraho8540 3 года назад

      Money they gain money LOTS of money. Plus with expansion of playoffs its a no Brainer because none of the legit contenders are hurting their championship chances. If anything playing so many top teams will make us better able to win the title.

  • @JD-tn5lz
    @JD-tn5lz 4 месяца назад +2

    I hate the SEC, but I love this channel