Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Wooden Sword?

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • The Wooden Sword is one of the worst weapons in Skyrim. It’s not really even a weapon at all, Wooden Swords are toys meant to be given as a gift to adopted children, it's a toothpick on steroids, it’s so worthless that your bare hands do more damage. You’re better off using nothing at all than the Wooden Sword. So… Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Wooden Sword?
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    Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Wooden Sword? (in text form)
    I wasn’t lying in the intro. Unarmed attacks do 4 damage unless you’re a Khajit or Lizard, then they do 10, an iron dagger’s also a 4, but the wooden sword is sitting rock solid at a very impressive 2 damage per swing. Only the Fork is considered more worthless from the standpoint of damage, and monetary value. While the Fork has the advantage of being a fork, the wooden sword’s biggest advantage is being available in abundance. Wooden Swords can be bought from general merchants, found as random loot, and can be witnessed inside the hall for honorable orphans. Alternatively, they can be stolen from a cat’s hidden pocket. There’s a hidden chest tucked away by the Mineshaft in Dawnstar which contains all Ahkari’s wares. To abuse the exploit that resets her inventory, she needs to be in town, but to rob her blind it wouldn’t really make sense for her to know you’re there. Or, to take it a set further, it wouldn’t make sense for you to know where she it. To immediately get an overpowered Wooden Sword, borrow the enchanted weapons and armor, strip them of their most important merits, take one of the soul gems you stole from Akhari, slap it in the Wooden Sword with the enchantment of your choice and like magic you’ve got stick that does ludicrous amounts of damage.
    With a most impressive stick, I alerted the Jarl of the dragon in Whiterun, took a peak at what lurks beneath the court wizard, sold him my children’s clothing, and set off for Bleak Falls Barrow on Legendary Difficulty. For those of you who had your legencherries popped by a wooden sword like I did, I’ll explain what Legendary difficulty does because I’d never played with such an OP stick before. Legendary difficulty makes NPCs take 1/4 as much damage as they would on Adept which would’ve been a big enough of a deal for me to play on as it is, and also makes the player take 3 times as much damage. Do the math, Legendary makes Skyrim 12 times harder, negating the positive side effects of imbuing a piece of wood with the soul of a snowman. The Widowed Frostbite Spider killed me half a dozen times despite my best efforts to avoid her. She made peace with the Draugr in her own way and came out the other side of the triple bladed swing trap a stronger spider than before. Only by cracking Skyrim back down to Adept, chugging potions, and saving my level up for a moment of introspection could I survive in any meaningful way against 3 of the most basic, uninspired Draugr this barrow had to offer. The Draugr Overlord, a single target, wasn’t as much of a struggle to kill. As usual, returning the Dragonstone advanced the story enough to kick the cats into gear. They’re at Dawnstar, the real game can begin. Up to this point, everything’s been pretty conventional.

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  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 года назад +4095

    This is the best way to celebrate ten years of Skyrim

    • @kylemcclellan3827
      @kylemcclellan3827 2 года назад +14

      Definitely

    • @markwithers6966
      @markwithers6966 2 года назад +30

      My Boi patterrz is really watching my Boi mitten, what are the odds lmao

    • @Reesemike
      @Reesemike 2 года назад +9

      Bruh patterrz I see you everywhere bro love your videos tho have a nice day

    • @1kearneyboy
      @1kearneyboy 2 года назад +2

      Aye patterrz love you videos man

    • @huntermeredith773
      @huntermeredith773 2 года назад +3

      PAT WATCHES MITTEN!!!!

  • @mysterymaster_
    @mysterymaster_ 2 года назад +4044

    For April fool's day mittensquad should do the whole intro part explaining the challenge, but instead of showing the playthrough, he just goes "yes" or "no" and the video ends

    • @bjkwolf9578
      @bjkwolf9578 2 года назад +69

      That would be hilarious 😂

    • @Camilhurt
      @Camilhurt 2 года назад +222

      He should but make that part 4 seconds and the rest of the video is just void for 16 straight mins

    • @marcusbergman6116
      @marcusbergman6116 2 года назад +60

      @@Camilhurt Except like a second 8 seconds before it ends with "April fools"

    • @rouge5140
      @rouge5140 2 года назад +43

      But have 15 minutes of black screen so it doesn't show before you clic on the vid

    • @rawn9234
      @rawn9234 2 года назад +6

      For a new years resolution everyone should stop playing Skyrim

  • @shapesnatch1341
    @shapesnatch1341 2 года назад +3456

    Can you beat Skyrim as Emperor Palpatine
    Rules: Only weapon you can use is sparks, only thing you can wear is black robes and the only shout you can use is Whirlwind Sprint

    • @Yotarnn
      @Yotarnn 2 года назад +107

      @@PredatorAvPFan it's a bot idiot lmao they're everywhere

    • @crusader2112
      @crusader2112 2 года назад +86

      @@PredatorAvPFan It’s a video on a Muslim channel, it’s not Christian, but fax is most likely a bot though.

    • @mobius1965
      @mobius1965 2 года назад +36

      What? No lightsabers? Lame

    • @НікітаДавиденко-м5р
      @НікітаДавиденко-м5р 2 года назад +98

      You should also be able to use Lightning Storm and Telekinesis. Also why would Palpatine have a Whirlwind Sprint?

    • @SunnyBlam
      @SunnyBlam 2 года назад +133

      @@НікітаДавиденко-м5р His crazy spin attack in Episode 3 when the Jedi were trying to arrest him. I think.

  • @oscargonzalez3599
    @oscargonzalez3599 2 года назад +1663

    "And finally I got it, a Wooden sword with 11 damage"
    Me: "By the gods....."

    • @magesticalmysterium6856
      @magesticalmysterium6856 2 года назад +54

      Also. when he said something about Argonians and Khajiit causing 10 Unarmed Damage instead of 4. that is Correct for Argonians, but Khajiit actually cause 22. since they have the Base of 10. but Claws adds 12 ontop of that (It may say it adds 15 but it only adds 12)

    • @maosama3695
      @maosama3695 2 года назад +25

      I did this once for fun.
      I maxed out smithing , enchanting and potion making. I made potions that buff potion , enchanting and smithing. Made armors that enhance potion making , enchanting and smithing.
      Then all of them combined made a legendary wooden sword with an enchantment of the faster attack swings.

    • @sageoz9886
      @sageoz9886 Год назад +1

      @@maosama3695I did the same, 33 Damage and dual enchanted with additional 24 fire and 24 shock

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 10 месяцев назад +3

      laughs in spiffing brit......
      But honestly, the sword becomes much better with broken enchanting. And it adds insult to injury, because you keep beating dragons with a piece of wood.

  • @shumbojrimp8274
    @shumbojrimp8274 2 года назад +1930

    Dude’s beaten skyrim hundreds of times and still had no idea how soul gem sizes work, you love to see it

    • @Kostadin_Arolski
      @Kostadin_Arolski 2 года назад +26

      Not really tough, more of a fallout guy

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 2 года назад +132

      It can be forgiven, soul gems become kinda useless after you get the Black Star. I always make sure to download a mod to make it so a soul only goes into the smallest gem it can (none of that crap where a petty soul fills a grand gem), but that’s about it.

    • @_WhiteMage
      @_WhiteMage 2 года назад +4

      Or dual-wielding.

    • @lightingthief4482
      @lightingthief4482 2 года назад +21

      @@Slender_Man_186 I hate when my grand gems get wasted like that

    • @WarhammerGeek
      @WarhammerGeek 2 года назад +14

      @@lightingthief4482 If you drop them out of your inventory they reset.

  • @axelambrose4897
    @axelambrose4897 2 года назад +842

    Everytime that I see that Paul has uploaded, my only thought is "In what new way has he managed to torture himself this time", and I am always impressed.

    • @readmyprofiledont5060
      @readmyprofiledont5060 2 года назад +3

      Don't read my name;##7÷%✓

    • @connortaco56
      @connortaco56 2 года назад +5

      @@readmyprofiledont5060 ok

    • @Not_Claptrap
      @Not_Claptrap 2 года назад +4

      @@readmyprofiledont5060 done

    • @jordaneggerman4734
      @jordaneggerman4734 2 года назад +3

      _What fresh hell hath he dreamt up now?!_
      Paul is great, though, and I'm always glad to see a new upload from him again.

    • @ObIitus
      @ObIitus 2 года назад +4

      Well, it is actually pretty predictable - use trader chest glitch, use alchemy/enchantment loop glitch, become a god, use flavor of the week weapon to trample everyone.

  • @aenwyn1329
    @aenwyn1329 9 месяцев назад +556

    May there be plenty of useless weapons that you can turn into something great and hilarious wherever you are now, Paul. Rest in peace. This rewatch hits different now.

    • @gradygoodall833
      @gradygoodall833 8 месяцев назад +9

      Wdym rest in piece?

    • @ratlesbian5498
      @ratlesbian5498 8 месяцев назад +39

      @@gradygoodall833 paul passed away in december.

    • @gradygoodall833
      @gradygoodall833 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@ratlesbian5498 actually? I didn't know

    • @mckinleyclqmp8718
      @mckinleyclqmp8718 6 месяцев назад +17

      Yea it is terrible but he had a long battle I just wish we could have helped more addiction is consuming

    • @coltoncarey7042
      @coltoncarey7042 6 месяцев назад +6

      They all hit different. The real game only begins when you pass.

  • @thea-rate6655
    @thea-rate6655 2 года назад +587

    Short answer: Yes.
    Long answer: Yes, now let's watch Paul rave about buckets and whatnot. Grab some popcorn.

  • @shmahofshmehandshmah4158
    @shmahofshmehandshmah4158 2 года назад +685

    Skyrim: Here. This sword is for children.
    Me, watching my children play with Dragonbone daggers of Fiery Soul Trap: OH so that's what those were for!

    • @wtf_is_this_handle_shit
      @wtf_is_this_handle_shit 2 года назад +4

      I hate that enchantment so much bc the fire damage isn't what's boosted by having a higher enchantment level.

    • @eaglestryker1338
      @eaglestryker1338 2 года назад +54

      Theres nothing like watching your kids turn your spouse into a paraplegic after she steps in front of them training with a dagger that causes paralysis for 130 years.

    • @dontstarvenick8838
      @dontstarvenick8838 2 года назад +12

      @@eaglestryker1338 are you talking from experience

    • @eaglestryker1338
      @eaglestryker1338 2 года назад +24

      @@dontstarvenick8838 it was one time. Poor Ysolda never recovered

    • @VotEtoPizdets
      @VotEtoPizdets 2 года назад +18

      I adopted a child in Windhelm and she cast firestorm on the pet bunny i let her keep. It died.

  • @beeboop5158
    @beeboop5158 9 месяцев назад +78

    God rest your soul, I watched your videos a long time ago but stopped watching honestly due to finding other style of content. But I have watched countless hours of these videos, they're all amazing. God bless your soul

  • @YoUnGPhEnOmJR
    @YoUnGPhEnOmJR 2 года назад +483

    I am constantly reminded that there is always a challenge out there that I never knew I needed completed for my viewing pleasure. And it is always voiced over with just the slightest hint of twinging pain laced into every sentence. It’s beautiful.

  • @Skull35
    @Skull35 2 года назад +814

    "This is the end of the line."
    Reasonable person- he's coming to the end of the playthrough.
    My stupid brain- Paul can't do that quest in Skyrim! The Railroad is nowhere to be seen/killed!

  • @nomnomnom1234100
    @nomnomnom1234100 2 года назад +1974

    “I left the bucket behind so people wouldn’t know I was there.” Damn it, dude. You never fail to make the best jokes.

    • @itsaguinness
      @itsaguinness 2 года назад +3

      Were the wet bandits!
      You're sick you know that! Your sick!

  • @o3941
    @o3941 2 года назад +353

    I honestly hate when a higher difficulty is simply "Enemy takes less damage, Player takes more." It's artificial as fuck.

    • @Crowfist
      @Crowfist Год назад +21

      if only every game was given the Halo difficulty treatment...

    • @BriarHood
      @BriarHood Год назад +20

      When difficulty made the enemies smarter, not just stronger. I agree!

    • @TheGamingEvangelist
      @TheGamingEvangelist 8 месяцев назад +6

      For me it's what Destiny did that's stupid, they literally added enemies that force you to use certain weapons to kill based on what they decided is meta for the next few months

    • @NoGraphicsGaming
      @NoGraphicsGaming 7 месяцев назад +2

      That’s how difficulty settings work in 99% of games. Harder for you, easier for them. If they hit for the same amount and have the same amount of health and the same accuracy, then how does a difficulty setting matter?

    • @TheGamingEvangelist
      @TheGamingEvangelist 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@NoGraphicsGaming not Halo, enemies are tougher, smarter, and quicker, flee less, etc, this is especially visible in Halo 3 and Reach.

  • @sammyjones8279
    @sammyjones8279 9 месяцев назад +155

    I've decided to rewatch this video tonight, because I want to pretend everything is normal. I want to pretend he isn't gone. 😢

    • @jordanmillard3802
      @jordanmillard3802 9 месяцев назад +16

      This comment made me cry fr

    • @Roonayy
      @Roonayy 9 месяцев назад +14

      I've been rewatching his stuff for a few hours after hearing the news. I had almost forgotten.

    • @TheOneTrueSpy
      @TheOneTrueSpy 9 месяцев назад +9

      Bro you and me both...😢

    • @jakubport7361
      @jakubport7361 7 месяцев назад +3

      We all are 😢

  • @jonathanpryzby4029
    @jonathanpryzby4029 2 года назад +618

    Me: Didn't he already do this with a worse weapon?
    Mttensquad: Legendary is no joke, son.
    Also Mittensquad: Oh right, I don't have a son.

    • @mixes1228
      @mixes1228 2 года назад +2

      What does the punchline of your shitty joke have to do with your first question?

    • @alexb6380
      @alexb6380 2 года назад +4

      @@mixes1228 Looks like someone got his period a bit early.

    • @jonathanpryzby4029
      @jonathanpryzby4029 2 года назад

      Clearly you haven't seen Paul's older content.
      It's ok, thinking hard might make your head hurt.

    • @mixes1228
      @mixes1228 2 года назад +2

      @@jonathanpryzby4029 no I've watched it and I heard what he said. Your input to his joke was useless and dumbasf. But haha you used a meme template, how funny.

    • @jonathanpryzby4029
      @jonathanpryzby4029 2 года назад +2

      @@mixes1228 is this what it feels like to talk to someone with brain damage? No, this is what it feels like to talk to someone who can't get girls to like them. Enjoy being old and alone

  • @JD_the_fox
    @JD_the_fox 2 года назад +843

    Mitten squad: "can you beat skyrim with only a wooden sword?"
    Me who know you have to use fire shout on pathurnax: "I think we all know where this is going"

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 2 года назад +43

      He's not an enemy you have to beat, that can't possibly count.

    • @JD_the_fox
      @JD_the_fox 2 года назад +19

      @@Great_Olaf5 but he still says that he did not beat it

    • @KyotoriGaming
      @KyotoriGaming 2 года назад +16

      @@JD_the_fox I believe it’s because the horse did damage to that person

    • @jordaneggerman4734
      @jordaneggerman4734 2 года назад +34

      @@JD_the_fox yeah, I mean, Paarthurnax or not, you still have to use Dragonrend multiple times to progress multiple quests.

    • @Trippnbxlls
      @Trippnbxlls 2 года назад +5

      Use fire shout on parthanax ? Tf

  • @callumbrown7149
    @callumbrown7149 2 года назад +951

    Not sure how well known this is, I came across it years ago when Skyrim first came out. If you fast travel whilst casting the telekinesis spell and wearing equipment that gives you zero magika drain, then your alteration skill automatically rises based on the time taken to fast travel from paint A to B, which almost always puts it to 100. Legendary the perk for unlimited perk point.

    • @ashtonbaptiste1024
      @ashtonbaptiste1024 2 года назад +134

      Way easier than levitating a raw rabbit leg then accidentally getting a bounty because you hit someone wit it

    • @ashtonbaptiste1024
      @ashtonbaptiste1024 2 года назад +47

      @@CARILYNF its really not. its not a bug or exploit its 100% do able by standard means. Just 4 pieces of equipment is needed.

    • @callumbrown7149
      @callumbrown7149 2 года назад +19

      @@CARILYNF Last I checked it was working. Make sure you can cast telekinesis at 0 magika.

    • @ashtonbaptiste1024
      @ashtonbaptiste1024 2 года назад +33

      @@CARILYNF All you do bro is get 4 different items that you can enchant wit fortify alteration(or whatever school it is) at 25%. That will make the telekinesis cost 0 magica to cast. Now since you have unlimited telekinis, while your levitating whatever item you choose to, open the menu and select a far away place to fast travel to. By the time you spawn to wherever you chose your alteration will be on 100

    • @ashtonbaptiste1024
      @ashtonbaptiste1024 2 года назад +3

      @@CARILYNF lol say less

  • @toxicperson9745
    @toxicperson9745 6 месяцев назад +111

    Sovngarde will be singing your name for ages… rest in piece to the real hero of all of Skyrim and beyond

  • @augustuschapek6939
    @augustuschapek6939 2 года назад +469

    When you do the fortify restoration trick, you have to also make fortify enchanting potions, and then use those to enchant your gear to the absurd levels. They'll stay permanently overpowered that way.

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 2 года назад +10

      i think he did that, he just didn't finish it in time for the potion to still be in effect.

    • @Scanlaid
      @Scanlaid 2 года назад +9

      I believe there's another step where you need to save / exit the game and reload for the enchants to stay

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 2 года назад +26

      @@Scanlaid nah - putting on gear with the restoration potion effect on boosts AL buffs, basically, which is why this glitch works - even perks are weak to it.
      on the other side, making an enchant potion, just like a blacksmithing boosted enchant, will make any items while under it's effects 'normally'. no real trickery there, just, not supposed to be able to get such large numbers.

    • @Altair1243WAR
      @Altair1243WAR 2 года назад +1

      IIRC you don't want gear that gives like 1mil HP anyways, right? It either doesn't work or crashes the game, I believe

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 2 года назад +4

      @@Altair1243WAR pretty much. but still, something like 40k% better stuff is still utterly game breaking without, you know, actually breaking the game on you.
      hell, 4k% even.
      the game tends to be balanced around maybe double your stuff -litle less than double health, magicka, stamina doesn't matter as much, double ish wh, 2h, bows, free magic though it takes up most armor slots to become a 'master' mage, little bit better enchanting, potions, blacksmithing.

  • @iamnotawesome227
    @iamnotawesome227 2 года назад +177

    Some day I want to see a run that Paul actually WANTS to do. Like "Can I beat _____ in the most enjoyable way"?

    • @jonathanpryzby4029
      @jonathanpryzby4029 2 года назад +36

      Yea he deserves one of those runs once in a while. Thats why I loved his "beat new Vegas as a necromancer" run.

    • @TheVikingKing125
      @TheVikingKing125 2 года назад +23

      I also think he does some of these because he wants to. I mean he titled it can you beat skyrim then ended up doing the dark brotherhood questline for most of the video. Not saying he shouldn't go have fun but I think he does some of these because they seem so ridiculous that they are fun.

  • @laernulienlaernulienlaernu8953
    @laernulienlaernulienlaernu8953 2 года назад +172

    Ahh, at last. I'm sick of watching all these jokers doing "challenges". Nobody is as challenged as you Paul. 👍

  • @DrunkenIrishman890
    @DrunkenIrishman890 2 года назад +161

    Before even watching, if he can beat this game with a fork, he can most certainly beat it with a wooden sword.

    • @cmelton6796
      @cmelton6796 2 года назад +7

      If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!

    • @PanicLedisko
      @PanicLedisko 2 года назад +2

      @@cmelton6796 Omg yeeesss!!!

  • @annabelleautumn5859
    @annabelleautumn5859 9 месяцев назад +38

    Rest in Sovengard Paul

  • @e1357
    @e1357 2 года назад +113

    The reason the Fortify Restoration glitch didnt work as well as you anticipated is because you gotta make a fortify enchanting, and enchant new alchemy gear. That sort of anchors your progress and from there you can kickstart the process in the future.
    Also, you missed an absolute powerhouse of a rapid leveling exploit.
    Remember that necklace you made that makes alteration spells cost nothing? Instead of just holding an object and leveling that way, instead... hold the object. Then open the fast travel menu and go across the whole map...
    The game counts it as if you walked the whole distance while holding the object with telekinesis... if memory serves me right, Whiterun to Riften is enough to go from freshly reset to a full 100 in Alteration. Rinse and repeat and you can get to a few hundred levels in a few hours, easy.

  • @Galaxy-Ryder
    @Galaxy-Ryder 2 года назад +166

    The wooden sword run has finally come

    • @ethanbrooks6709
      @ethanbrooks6709 2 года назад +1

      I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who remembered he mentioned in it a few videos ago

  • @TheOneTrueSpy
    @TheOneTrueSpy 9 месяцев назад +25

    Rest in peace, the one and only Great Paul. May the Mitten Squad live on in your Honor, Paul.

  • @Shishomuru
    @Shishomuru 2 года назад +146

    Never stop with the dry humor, that bit with the octopus of justice being 7 steps ahead was hilarious.

  • @waffleeater223
    @waffleeater223 9 месяцев назад +26

    It's hard to watch this knowing the legend died, rest easy, Paul

    • @xspeedyjjx7419
      @xspeedyjjx7419 8 месяцев назад

      Mother f this is how I find out?!

    • @waffleeater223
      @waffleeater223 8 месяцев назад

      @@xspeedyjjx7419Sadly, yes.

  • @emperortrevornorton3119
    @emperortrevornorton3119 8 месяцев назад +8

    Fuck I can believe that you are gone Paul watching your back catalog doesn't compare to seeing a fresh video you are missed by all strange gamers who put more trouble into game play than necessary

  • @TargetSparky
    @TargetSparky 2 года назад +129

    "Can you beat Skyrim with only a shield"
    You can, I've done it, it's possible, but it really makes you think outside the box, like using that one spiked shield you can get while the elder scroll quest in the Dwarven ruins, the skills and skill tree, stamina management, and nothing feels better then killing Alduin with nothing more than a fucking shield

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 2 года назад +11

      You mean smashing board?

    • @pvt_picklestomp3014
      @pvt_picklestomp3014 2 года назад +10

      The W I D E stick

    • @zm1786
      @zm1786 2 года назад +8

      The shield was the primary weapon of the Roman legion's. Turns out being hit with a big piece of wood doesnt feel good. Especially if it has a metal point

    • @uriahgarcia3329
      @uriahgarcia3329 2 года назад +4

      Auriels shield is also pretty good for knocking people off cliffs

    • @tonydraht
      @tonydraht 2 года назад +1

      He's done a video on that already.

  • @ThatGuy-wj9pr
    @ThatGuy-wj9pr 2 года назад +157

    “This is like my apartment raising rent by a few hundred dollars per month, while giving everyone a five dollar Starbucks gift card as a token of appreciation for being a tenet.”
    Yeah Paul? XD

    • @nothankyou7086
      @nothankyou7086 2 года назад +2

      So freakin real though

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 2 года назад +2

      Oddly specific, but he’s right.

  • @yuular6218
    @yuular6218 2 года назад +208

    You are essentially asking whether you can beat the game with a sturdy branch that the Dragonborn ripped off a tree

    • @python1972
      @python1972 2 года назад +13

      Nah, that would do way more damage I think

    • @caleb2035
      @caleb2035 2 года назад +4

      It’s the zephyr blade

    • @Prespanda
      @Prespanda 2 года назад +3

      @@caleb2035 That's a zephyr biscuit

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria 2 года назад

      STICC

    • @Assassinq
      @Assassinq 2 года назад +1

      @@caleb2035 nice to meet some fellow associates all the way out here 🤝

  • @milesgiese2712
    @milesgiese2712 Месяц назад +5

    Always makes me smile and helps me sleep some nights. Thanks mittens, even after you've been gone for a bit now. Miss ya lots

  • @HyperMooKitty18
    @HyperMooKitty18 Год назад +23

    Still use your videos to help me fall asleep. Hope you're doing okay, great and recover. We love you Paul, and we hope you get better soon!

    • @KaysNewGroove
      @KaysNewGroove 9 месяцев назад +4

      I'm pretty sure he passed a week or so ago. There's an obituary at a funeral home and everything that says December 14th.

    • @HyperMooKitty18
      @HyperMooKitty18 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@KaysNewGroove Unfortunately, you are correct.

    • @Braxton-ig1iz
      @Braxton-ig1iz 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@KaysNewGroove2 days before my bday rip

  • @michaeldoesthings3665
    @michaeldoesthings3665 2 года назад +164

    Mitten: a wooden sword is fucking awful and is almost impossible to kill things with.
    Miyamoto musashi: am I a joke to you?

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 2 года назад +5

      but that's exactly why he's kinda a badass. because a wooden sword is fucking awful and almost impossible to kill things with, and he did it anyway.

  • @brianlanphear109
    @brianlanphear109 5 месяцев назад +7

    ....god damn i just started watching this guy like à week ago and just found out he died

  • @hakunamatata7657
    @hakunamatata7657 6 месяцев назад +9

    R.I.P. your funny humor and way of brightening days wont be forgotten.

  • @Astraeus..
    @Astraeus.. Месяц назад +5

    I was super happy when this showed back up in my recommended....got real sad about it the split second later when I remembered, but I'm watching anyway, this stuff is indeed legendary. I'd like to think that whenever Paul got to the other side, the first thing he said after they explained what was going on was "Well, now the real game can begin"

  • @unixreddead
    @unixreddead 6 месяцев назад +9

    This just showed up on the main page… Rest in Peace brother..

  • @petercross1879
    @petercross1879 2 года назад +45

    I would love to see you beat all the big quests. Alduin, Civil War, Theives Guild, Companions, College of Winterhold, Dark Brotherhood, Dawngaurd, and Dragonborn all in on video

    • @zachlewis9751
      @zachlewis9751 2 года назад +6

      No you don’t

    • @SanityTitan
      @SanityTitan 2 года назад

      It's been a long time since iv seen that picture

    • @petercross1879
      @petercross1879 2 года назад

      @@SanityTitan XANA is great

    • @petercross1879
      @petercross1879 2 года назад

      @@zachlewis9751 why not? We have seen plenty of main quest playthroughs

  • @lukemaker4671
    @lukemaker4671 2 месяца назад +6

    Sleep well Paul... we miss you

  • @th0rn3
    @th0rn3 7 месяцев назад +7

    miss you, paul. thanks for everything, and may you rest in peace and happiness beyond the veil

  • @kevin_the_missing_one
    @kevin_the_missing_one 6 месяцев назад +9

    Rest in peace Paul 😢

  • @Johnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    @Johnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 9 месяцев назад +11

    Rest In Peace. Thank you for all of the laughs ❤

  • @brandon6257
    @brandon6257 2 года назад +25

    Omg now that you can equip the fishing pole like a weapon you gotta beat Skyrim with that

  • @qquarzwar
    @qquarzwar 2 года назад +14

    When I am dying, and my life flashes before my eyes, I want the narrator to be Mittensquad.

  • @Mr.GobIin
    @Mr.GobIin 9 месяцев назад +18

    You think they got skyrim in heaven?
    Rip you legend

  • @castulogonzalez-perez9675
    @castulogonzalez-perez9675 9 месяцев назад +8

    Rewatching to just kinda be sad about his passing. Rip

  • @mertdinc5459
    @mertdinc5459 2 года назад +75

    This video contains all of the" "greatest" exploits of ye ol' skyrim which is why this video is the best way to celebrate the 10th anniversary

  • @arifhossain9751
    @arifhossain9751 2 года назад +18

    Just enchant with paralysis.
    Instant game win
    Edit: name the second donkey "Fortify Restoration loop"

  • @UltraInstinctShaggyNO.1
    @UltraInstinctShaggyNO.1 2 года назад +38

    I remember I used a Skyrim mod that allowed me to upgrade any weapons with the grindstone.
    I thought I would only be able to upgrade low damage items by a little bit. But then I did the smithing quest that glitches how much you can upgrade weapons.
    It came to the point that I had a wooden sword that did 7845564 damage

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 Год назад +6

      I can only think of one epic name for that Wooden Sword which is, "Branch of Yggdrasil." A wooden sword carved from the branch of the World Tree that can destroy anything within all the realms connected to it. From lowly dark elves to the mighty serpent Jormungandr.

    • @notadrawer7261
      @notadrawer7261 Год назад +2

      @@Maniacman2030 this shit is badass

  • @The_mighty_CAESAR.
    @The_mighty_CAESAR. 3 месяца назад +4

    Me ,the mighty caesar will never forget you mighty legate

  • @davidcrocker846
    @davidcrocker846 6 месяцев назад +13

    New rule: anytime you see a mitten squad video on your recommended you have to watch it.

    • @SinfulWolfCS
      @SinfulWolfCS 6 месяцев назад +2

      Will do this till I can't no more.

    • @doomiag
      @doomiag Месяц назад +1

      Been rewatching and liking everything as well as sharing a like to everyone commenting love after he passed. Seeing it really shows how many people Paul has to keep him with us in spirit 💜

  • @definitelynotapresident7446
    @definitelynotapresident7446 2 года назад +41

    You should do a challenge as a fisherman in Skyrim. You can only do damage with a fishing pole only wear fisherman’s garb (I know there is at least a hat) and heal off of fish and mud crab meat.

    • @mhallicegaming
      @mhallicegaming 2 года назад +6

      As soon as I found out you could use the fishing pole as a weapon I have decided it's my new main weapon

    • @elwayfan01
      @elwayfan01 2 года назад +3

      Mornin, nice day for fishin ain't it? Huh hah!

    • @Dragon-of-Insanity-Town
      @Dragon-of-Insanity-Town 2 года назад +1

      @@elwayfan01 Good reference, hope you enjoy your stay in honeywood

  • @sasaki999pro
    @sasaki999pro 2 года назад +45

    name the second mule: _"Grandma Sparkle"_ and see if she's capable of crashing reality.

  • @delta6704
    @delta6704 2 года назад +45

    paul, its wouldn't be Skyrim Day without you. you are the best worst Dovahkiin ever❤️

  • @Mycotography
    @Mycotography 9 месяцев назад +5

    i cant watch these videos without being sad.. RIP Joseph.

  • @Toxamine
    @Toxamine 9 месяцев назад +12

    Re-watching his videos make me feel like another legend is already no longer with us just like Technoblade. Paul's videos and his creative ideas brought many creators like me inspired his content and make our challenge along with it. Rest in peace Paul, your legacy will never be forgotten.

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 2 года назад +59

    Ah finally, the wooden sword aka bucket's cousin. This is where the real game begins.

  • @goldlizard9270
    @goldlizard9270 2 года назад +20

    “And good god is their morale about to take a tumble.”
    I spit out my tea

  • @NoGraphicsGaming
    @NoGraphicsGaming 7 месяцев назад +5

    Just wish we could have gotten just a couple more videos… Rest in Peace Paul. Your videos will live on and make you immortal. The fans will always be here for you. 🕊️

  • @sterlingarcher8305
    @sterlingarcher8305 4 месяца назад +3

    Bro I know it's too late to say this.. but you have really nice handwriting.
    Rest in power king. I hope the real game is even better.

  • @pulsefel9210
    @pulsefel9210 2 года назад +23

    When doing the alchemy loop make sure to quick save and wait after equipping the gear. The gear retains the power it has when equipped until removed. Then the waiting prevents the issue of potion effects stacking and timing out removing all active effects.

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 2 года назад +1

      except the issue he had was with the enchanting part, which is more likely 'you've got like 30 seconds to finish enchanting something, if you press 'create item' at like 31 seconds, you're screwed'.

    • @busty1985
      @busty1985 2 года назад +1

      I will admit I don't even know if the quick save thing works, but I will say the best way to take advantage of it is while you're under the effects of the ridiculous potions and your gear increases your potion power by 1000000% or whatever (not TOO high lest you crash the game). During this window you create a fortify enchanting potion or 5 if you can. Drink said potion of fortify enchanting and immediately enchanted whatever item you like with the fortify alchemy and bam you have a price of gear that permanently increases the potency of potions by a stupid amount and you never have to do the loop again

  • @bookreaderman6715
    @bookreaderman6715 2 года назад +40

    9:30 "that makes a fortify restoration potion"
    Me: "oh no, I know exactly where this is going"

    • @Prespanda
      @Prespanda 2 года назад +6

      This is where the fun beings

    • @zachlewis9751
      @zachlewis9751 2 года назад +4

      General Kenobi

    • @getthegoons
      @getthegoons 2 года назад +1

      As soon as he named the fish it was Neuron Activation.

  • @deedeethedog05
    @deedeethedog05 2 года назад +18

    I really really liked how you did this video. We've seen the main quest of Skyrim on this channel a million times. I enjoyed how you picked a subplot and did that instead and then just rushed through the main quest at the end. More of this, please. Thieves guild next?

  • @db-bq8wi
    @db-bq8wi 7 месяцев назад +5

    rip dude

  • @donnie1241
    @donnie1241 9 месяцев назад +9

    Rest in peace you mad lad ❤

  • @burgeridiot
    @burgeridiot 2 года назад +7

    the

  • @justinreich2023
    @justinreich2023 2 года назад +11

    without even watching the video, the answer is emphatically yes. level enchanting to 100 and wooden sword becomes easily one of the most power weapons in the game.
    edit: I did this in one of my runs and named my sword "bitchstick"

  • @nicholasoverfield6143
    @nicholasoverfield6143 6 месяцев назад +4

    On novice you should be able to do it easy but I wrote this before o watched so I don't know what difficulty this is on
    Edit damn fucking legendary how tf is this possible

    • @deteriorating7063
      @deteriorating7063 6 месяцев назад +3

      sorry he wont see this , he sadly passed away

  • @thewolfstu
    @thewolfstu 2 года назад +40

    Oh, I see your mistake with the potions, you forgot the enchantment potion. The restoration loop gets you pretty far, but an enchantment potion seals your deeds with an iron grip.

  • @jerikagoddess
    @jerikagoddess 9 месяцев назад +5

    I'm gonna miss these videos. RIP man.

  • @littlevivigaming4822
    @littlevivigaming4822 2 года назад +22

    Iirc, the reason your armor wasnt keeping the permanent buff is cuz you need to make fortify enchantment potions and make armor with stronger fortify alchemy effects which are then used to make stronger fortify enchantment potions

    • @derekboardman9995
      @derekboardman9995 2 года назад

      In my first or second playthrough of vanilla Skyrim I made a game-breaking armor set using the enchanting exploit. I could one shot dragons by punching them. I whirlwind sprinted off the Throat of the World and lived (300k health, the fall did between 100k an 150k).

    • @littlevivigaming4822
      @littlevivigaming4822 2 года назад

      @@derekboardman9995 ive always wanted to do that, but never had the patience to do all those exploits, though i did once grind to 100 stealth and 100 one handed during the tutorial, so if i REALLY wanted to, i could

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 2 года назад +56

    "Wooden sword is not a weapon."
    All the people, who died to planks and cricket bats are sure relieved to hear that.

    • @anastasiacline6159
      @anastasiacline6159 2 года назад +3

      I mean, Legos aren't a weapon either

    • @ThatZenoGuy
      @ThatZenoGuy 2 года назад +6

      I hate these reddit-tier 'aha, gotcha' moments. No, a wooden sword is not a weapon, hence it's a wooden sword and not a club, or some other sort of designed weapon. No, a plank and a cricket bat is not a weapon either inherently, otherwise you could say moronic shit like a fistful of fire ants, paper sheets, and water are weapons.
      A wooden sword is a training tool for people who don't need to use actual swords, its not a weapon, get over it and go back to reddit please.

    • @getthegoons
      @getthegoons 2 года назад

      Not the same thing.

    • @grukmccrymyselftoosleep7098
      @grukmccrymyselftoosleep7098 2 года назад +2

      @@ThatZenoGuy what does that have to do with Reddit

    • @ThatZenoGuy
      @ThatZenoGuy 2 года назад +2

      @@grukmccrymyselftoosleep7098
      Come on, you know how redditors act, they act just like OP.
      People who think they're smarter than everybody else when truthfully they're at best, average. They make up ridiculous factoids which are wrong and then smell their own farts.

  • @Meatful
    @Meatful 2 года назад +48

    It looked like you really enjoyed yourself during this play through. I’m really glad, and it makes it even more enjoyable to watch

  • @_Phoenix_339
    @_Phoenix_339 5 месяцев назад +3

    Our challenge father passed but his spirit lives on and all challenge tubers from joov to nerbit respect his name and that shows his impact

  • @marcmorales5668
    @marcmorales5668 9 месяцев назад +5

    Rest in paradise brother

  • @AbbazonPrime
    @AbbazonPrime 2 года назад +13

    The next video will be “Can you beat Skyrim only using a fishing pole” XD

  • @TheTortler
    @TheTortler 2 года назад +9

    For the donkey, have you considered the name "DONK" - its very fun to have pet names in capitals because you get to yell them

  • @KeanoCarr
    @KeanoCarr 2 месяца назад +6

    RIP Paul. May we all meet in Sovngarde ✊️😔

  • @greyskywarren6028
    @greyskywarren6028 9 месяцев назад +4

    Im here because I just found out about Mitten Squads passing. RIP, Bro - your dedication to beating these Bethesda games are stories of Legend. My blessings to you and your Family. Thanks for the amazing content.

  • @ceciliustront3250
    @ceciliustront3250 2 года назад +8

    "i need a name for the remaining donkey, if you've got one, leave it somewhere, i don't care where"
    priceless!
    played that bit back 8 times, still can't stop laughing.
    try "albert" for your donkey.

  • @deviusgamer1508
    @deviusgamer1508 5 месяцев назад +3

    Rest in peace mate may you break heaven for your heaven runs on the Skyrim engine.

  • @stickinittotheman1
    @stickinittotheman1 2 года назад +11

    I love your new energy Paul, you seem pretty happy for once!
    Great work as always, have an excellent day 🤘

  • @RossCleveland42
    @RossCleveland42 8 месяцев назад +3

    Miss you buddy. Hope you’re doing well, wherever you are.

  • @jarr6091
    @jarr6091 2 года назад +51

    I’m pretty sure the loop is supposed to be: High% Fortify Alchemy Potion => Fortify Enchanting Potion => Use that to give an item a permanent super enchantment

  • @leangreenmememachine5246
    @leangreenmememachine5246 2 года назад +13

    Finally, the time has come for the ultimate challenge

  • @IsfetSolaris
    @IsfetSolaris 2 года назад +26

    Can you beat skyrim with only a wooden sword?
    *TheSpiffingBrit has entered the chat

  • @declayoutdooradventures1089
    @declayoutdooradventures1089 6 месяцев назад +4

    ill miss u

  • @daemiller52
    @daemiller52 8 месяцев назад +3

    rip man. you and your work on this channel over these years wont be forgotten

  • @879PC
    @879PC Месяц назад +5

    I haven't been able to watch a full mitten squad video since I first heard the news. The fact that he was actively trying to better himself when it happened just makes the whole thing so much harder to process.

  • @primusofcatarina4910
    @primusofcatarina4910 2 года назад +7

    Watching these videos made me start doing challenge runs myself. Currently trying to beat Mothership zeta without using alien technology. Playing games with stupid rules is a lot more interesting and fun as I thought it would be, and sometimes also infuriating.

    • @unculturedweeb4240
      @unculturedweeb4240 2 года назад

      I tried to be a pacifist in Skyrim once. It was so damn boring but challenging though.

  • @goreobsessed2308
    @goreobsessed2308 2 года назад +9

    How could you kill dear Cicero he is easily the best character in the game
    Ah skyrim at this point it's almost impossible not to exploit lol

    • @cosmicbilly
      @cosmicbilly 2 года назад

      He is ANNOYING. i kill him every play through. The only time i didnt kill him i regretted it. He irks me

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 2 года назад

      @@cosmicbilly you must be real gun at parties

  • @Pickle_Dickle
    @Pickle_Dickle 9 месяцев назад +4

    RIP legend

  • @sundaydave9904
    @sundaydave9904 10 месяцев назад +3

    We miss you Paul!

  • @shmotlegot6563
    @shmotlegot6563 6 месяцев назад +4

    Rest in peace mitten squad

  • @ragohwhiteclaw7462
    @ragohwhiteclaw7462 7 месяцев назад +3

    "Sold him my children's clothing..." You never really think about how ridiculous the trading system is in Bethesda games until you hear someone deadpan it so beautifully XD

  • @nexusguncaster3094
    @nexusguncaster3094 6 месяцев назад +3

    Had to come back for the rewatch, rest in peace! You are forever honored in the halls of sovengard.

  • @gradygoodall833
    @gradygoodall833 6 месяцев назад +3

    I just found out he died and am just asking if anyone can tell me how he passed?

    • @gonzalohiguero6632
      @gonzalohiguero6632 6 месяцев назад

      He got back on alcohol, finally his adiction took him away sadly, he Will be missed a lot, his videos helped me in a rough time

    • @gradygoodall833
      @gradygoodall833 6 месяцев назад

      @@gonzalohiguero6632 thanks for letting me know