Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Wooden Sword?

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  • @shapesnatch1341
    @shapesnatch1341 3 года назад +3476

    Can you beat Skyrim as Emperor Palpatine
    Rules: Only weapon you can use is sparks, only thing you can wear is black robes and the only shout you can use is Whirlwind Sprint

    • @Yotarnn
      @Yotarnn 3 года назад +107

      @@PredatorAvPFan it's a bot idiot lmao they're everywhere

    • @crusader2112
      @crusader2112 3 года назад +86

      @@PredatorAvPFan It’s a video on a Muslim channel, it’s not Christian, but fax is most likely a bot though.

    • @mobius1965
      @mobius1965 3 года назад +37

      What? No lightsabers? Lame

    • @НікітаДавиденко-м5р
      @НікітаДавиденко-м5р 3 года назад +100

      You should also be able to use Lightning Storm and Telekinesis. Also why would Palpatine have a Whirlwind Sprint?

    • @SunnyBlam
      @SunnyBlam 3 года назад +138

      @@НікітаДавиденко-м5р His crazy spin attack in Episode 3 when the Jedi were trying to arrest him. I think.

  • @aenwyn1329
    @aenwyn1329 11 месяцев назад +585

    May there be plenty of useless weapons that you can turn into something great and hilarious wherever you are now, Paul. Rest in peace. This rewatch hits different now.

    • @gradygoodall833
      @gradygoodall833 10 месяцев назад +9

      Wdym rest in piece?

    • @ratlesbian5498
      @ratlesbian5498 10 месяцев назад +39

      @@gradygoodall833 paul passed away in december.

    • @gradygoodall833
      @gradygoodall833 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@ratlesbian5498 actually? I didn't know

    • @mckinleyclqmp8718
      @mckinleyclqmp8718 8 месяцев назад +17

      Yea it is terrible but he had a long battle I just wish we could have helped more addiction is consuming

    • @coltoncarey7042
      @coltoncarey7042 7 месяцев назад +6

      They all hit different. The real game only begins when you pass.

  • @toxicperson9745
    @toxicperson9745 8 месяцев назад +122

    Sovngarde will be singing your name for ages… rest in piece to the real hero of all of Skyrim and beyond

  • @shumbojrimp8274
    @shumbojrimp8274 3 года назад +1944

    Dude’s beaten skyrim hundreds of times and still had no idea how soul gem sizes work, you love to see it

    • @Kostadin_Arolski
      @Kostadin_Arolski 2 года назад +26

      Not really tough, more of a fallout guy

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 2 года назад +133

      It can be forgiven, soul gems become kinda useless after you get the Black Star. I always make sure to download a mod to make it so a soul only goes into the smallest gem it can (none of that crap where a petty soul fills a grand gem), but that’s about it.

    • @_WhiteMage
      @_WhiteMage 2 года назад +4

      Or dual-wielding.

    • @lightingthief4482
      @lightingthief4482 2 года назад +21

      @@Slender_Man_186 I hate when my grand gems get wasted like that

    • @WarhammerGeek
      @WarhammerGeek 2 года назад +14

      @@lightingthief4482 If you drop them out of your inventory they reset.

  • @oscargonzalez3599
    @oscargonzalez3599 3 года назад +1679

    "And finally I got it, a Wooden sword with 11 damage"
    Me: "By the gods....."

    • @magesticalmysterium6856
      @magesticalmysterium6856 2 года назад +55

      Also. when he said something about Argonians and Khajiit causing 10 Unarmed Damage instead of 4. that is Correct for Argonians, but Khajiit actually cause 22. since they have the Base of 10. but Claws adds 12 ontop of that (It may say it adds 15 but it only adds 12)

    • @maosama3695
      @maosama3695 2 года назад +26

      I did this once for fun.
      I maxed out smithing , enchanting and potion making. I made potions that buff potion , enchanting and smithing. Made armors that enhance potion making , enchanting and smithing.
      Then all of them combined made a legendary wooden sword with an enchantment of the faster attack swings.

    • @sageoz9886
      @sageoz9886 Год назад +1

      @@maosama3695I did the same, 33 Damage and dual enchanted with additional 24 fire and 24 shock

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 11 месяцев назад +3

      laughs in spiffing brit......
      But honestly, the sword becomes much better with broken enchanting. And it adds insult to injury, because you keep beating dragons with a piece of wood.

  • @mysterymaster_
    @mysterymaster_ 3 года назад +4082

    For April fool's day mittensquad should do the whole intro part explaining the challenge, but instead of showing the playthrough, he just goes "yes" or "no" and the video ends

    • @bjkwolf9578
      @bjkwolf9578 3 года назад +69

      That would be hilarious 😂

    • @Camilhurt
      @Camilhurt 3 года назад +222

      He should but make that part 4 seconds and the rest of the video is just void for 16 straight mins

    • @marcusbergman6116
      @marcusbergman6116 3 года назад +60

      @@Camilhurt Except like a second 8 seconds before it ends with "April fools"

    • @rouge5140
      @rouge5140 3 года назад +43

      But have 15 minutes of black screen so it doesn't show before you clic on the vid

    • @rawn9234
      @rawn9234 3 года назад +6

      For a new years resolution everyone should stop playing Skyrim

  • @axelambrose4897
    @axelambrose4897 3 года назад +848

    Everytime that I see that Paul has uploaded, my only thought is "In what new way has he managed to torture himself this time", and I am always impressed.

    • @readmyprofiledont5060
      @readmyprofiledont5060 3 года назад +3

      Don't read my name;##7÷%✓

    • @connortaco56
      @connortaco56 3 года назад +5

      @@readmyprofiledont5060 ok

    • @Not_Claptrap
      @Not_Claptrap 3 года назад +4

      @@readmyprofiledont5060 done

    • @jordaneggerman4734
      @jordaneggerman4734 3 года назад +3

      _What fresh hell hath he dreamt up now?!_
      Paul is great, though, and I'm always glad to see a new upload from him again.

    • @ObIitus
      @ObIitus 3 года назад +4

      Well, it is actually pretty predictable - use trader chest glitch, use alchemy/enchantment loop glitch, become a god, use flavor of the week weapon to trample everyone.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 3 года назад +4097

    This is the best way to celebrate ten years of Skyrim

    • @kylemcclellan3827
      @kylemcclellan3827 3 года назад +14

      Definitely

    • @markwithers6966
      @markwithers6966 3 года назад +30

      My Boi patterrz is really watching my Boi mitten, what are the odds lmao

    • @Reesemike
      @Reesemike 3 года назад +9

      Bruh patterrz I see you everywhere bro love your videos tho have a nice day

    • @1kearneyboy
      @1kearneyboy 3 года назад +2

      Aye patterrz love you videos man

    • @huntermeredith773
      @huntermeredith773 3 года назад +3

      PAT WATCHES MITTEN!!!!

  • @beeboop5158
    @beeboop5158 11 месяцев назад +83

    God rest your soul, I watched your videos a long time ago but stopped watching honestly due to finding other style of content. But I have watched countless hours of these videos, they're all amazing. God bless your soul

  • @o3941
    @o3941 2 года назад +362

    I honestly hate when a higher difficulty is simply "Enemy takes less damage, Player takes more." It's artificial as fuck.

    • @Crowfist
      @Crowfist Год назад +22

      if only every game was given the Halo difficulty treatment...

    • @BriarHood
      @BriarHood Год назад +22

      When difficulty made the enemies smarter, not just stronger. I agree!

    • @LetThereBeLight-26
      @LetThereBeLight-26 10 месяцев назад +6

      For me it's what Destiny did that's stupid, they literally added enemies that force you to use certain weapons to kill based on what they decided is meta for the next few months

    • @NoGraphicsGaming
      @NoGraphicsGaming 9 месяцев назад +2

      That’s how difficulty settings work in 99% of games. Harder for you, easier for them. If they hit for the same amount and have the same amount of health and the same accuracy, then how does a difficulty setting matter?

    • @LetThereBeLight-26
      @LetThereBeLight-26 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@NoGraphicsGaming not Halo, enemies are tougher, smarter, and quicker, flee less, etc, this is especially visible in Halo 3 and Reach.

  • @thea-rate6655
    @thea-rate6655 3 года назад +591

    Short answer: Yes.
    Long answer: Yes, now let's watch Paul rave about buckets and whatnot. Grab some popcorn.

  • @Skull35
    @Skull35 3 года назад +813

    "This is the end of the line."
    Reasonable person- he's coming to the end of the playthrough.
    My stupid brain- Paul can't do that quest in Skyrim! The Railroad is nowhere to be seen/killed!

  • @nomnomnom1234100
    @nomnomnom1234100 3 года назад +1977

    “I left the bucket behind so people wouldn’t know I was there.” Damn it, dude. You never fail to make the best jokes.

    • @itsaguinness
      @itsaguinness 3 года назад +3

      Were the wet bandits!
      You're sick you know that! Your sick!

  • @shmahofshmehandshmah4158
    @shmahofshmehandshmah4158 3 года назад +687

    Skyrim: Here. This sword is for children.
    Me, watching my children play with Dragonbone daggers of Fiery Soul Trap: OH so that's what those were for!

    • @wtf_is_this_handle_shit
      @wtf_is_this_handle_shit 2 года назад +4

      I hate that enchantment so much bc the fire damage isn't what's boosted by having a higher enchantment level.

    • @dontstarvenick8838
      @dontstarvenick8838 2 года назад +11

      @Richard Delinsky are you talking from experience

    • @VotEtoPizdets
      @VotEtoPizdets 2 года назад +18

      I adopted a child in Windhelm and she cast firestorm on the pet bunny i let her keep. It died.

    • @Thatoneperson783
      @Thatoneperson783 2 года назад +1

      @EagleStryker1 my guy

    • @AghiTron
      @AghiTron 2 года назад +7

      Me, enchanting the wooden sword to deal 12 million lightning damage using exploits: Fine, I'll get the kids some safer toys.

  • @TheOneTrueSpy
    @TheOneTrueSpy 11 месяцев назад +27

    Rest in peace, the one and only Great Paul. May the Mitten Squad live on in your Honor, Paul.

  • @callumbrown7149
    @callumbrown7149 3 года назад +955

    Not sure how well known this is, I came across it years ago when Skyrim first came out. If you fast travel whilst casting the telekinesis spell and wearing equipment that gives you zero magika drain, then your alteration skill automatically rises based on the time taken to fast travel from paint A to B, which almost always puts it to 100. Legendary the perk for unlimited perk point.

    • @ashtonbaptiste1024
      @ashtonbaptiste1024 3 года назад +134

      Way easier than levitating a raw rabbit leg then accidentally getting a bounty because you hit someone wit it

    • @ashtonbaptiste1024
      @ashtonbaptiste1024 3 года назад +47

      @@CARILYNF its really not. its not a bug or exploit its 100% do able by standard means. Just 4 pieces of equipment is needed.

    • @callumbrown7149
      @callumbrown7149 3 года назад +19

      @@CARILYNF Last I checked it was working. Make sure you can cast telekinesis at 0 magika.

    • @ashtonbaptiste1024
      @ashtonbaptiste1024 3 года назад +33

      @@CARILYNF All you do bro is get 4 different items that you can enchant wit fortify alteration(or whatever school it is) at 25%. That will make the telekinesis cost 0 magica to cast. Now since you have unlimited telekinis, while your levitating whatever item you choose to, open the menu and select a far away place to fast travel to. By the time you spawn to wherever you chose your alteration will be on 100

    • @ashtonbaptiste1024
      @ashtonbaptiste1024 3 года назад +3

      @@CARILYNF lol say less

  • @YoUnGPhEnOmJR
    @YoUnGPhEnOmJR 3 года назад +484

    I am constantly reminded that there is always a challenge out there that I never knew I needed completed for my viewing pleasure. And it is always voiced over with just the slightest hint of twinging pain laced into every sentence. It’s beautiful.

  • @JD_the_fox
    @JD_the_fox 3 года назад +845

    Mitten squad: "can you beat skyrim with only a wooden sword?"
    Me who know you have to use fire shout on pathurnax: "I think we all know where this is going"

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 3 года назад +44

      He's not an enemy you have to beat, that can't possibly count.

    • @JD_the_fox
      @JD_the_fox 3 года назад +19

      @@Great_Olaf5 but he still says that he did not beat it

    • @KyotoriGaming
      @KyotoriGaming 3 года назад +16

      @@JD_the_fox I believe it’s because the horse did damage to that person

    • @jordaneggerman4734
      @jordaneggerman4734 3 года назад +34

      @@JD_the_fox yeah, I mean, Paarthurnax or not, you still have to use Dragonrend multiple times to progress multiple quests.

    • @Trippnbxlls
      @Trippnbxlls 3 года назад +5

      Use fire shout on parthanax ? Tf

  • @waffleeater223
    @waffleeater223 11 месяцев назад +29

    It's hard to watch this knowing the legend died, rest easy, Paul

    • @xspeedyjjx7419
      @xspeedyjjx7419 10 месяцев назад

      Mother f this is how I find out?!

    • @waffleeater223
      @waffleeater223 10 месяцев назад

      @@xspeedyjjx7419Sadly, yes.

  • @augustuschapek6939
    @augustuschapek6939 3 года назад +471

    When you do the fortify restoration trick, you have to also make fortify enchanting potions, and then use those to enchant your gear to the absurd levels. They'll stay permanently overpowered that way.

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 3 года назад +10

      i think he did that, he just didn't finish it in time for the potion to still be in effect.

    • @Scanlaid
      @Scanlaid 3 года назад +9

      I believe there's another step where you need to save / exit the game and reload for the enchants to stay

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 3 года назад +26

      @@Scanlaid nah - putting on gear with the restoration potion effect on boosts AL buffs, basically, which is why this glitch works - even perks are weak to it.
      on the other side, making an enchant potion, just like a blacksmithing boosted enchant, will make any items while under it's effects 'normally'. no real trickery there, just, not supposed to be able to get such large numbers.

    • @Altair1243WAR
      @Altair1243WAR 2 года назад +1

      IIRC you don't want gear that gives like 1mil HP anyways, right? It either doesn't work or crashes the game, I believe

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 2 года назад +4

      @@Altair1243WAR pretty much. but still, something like 40k% better stuff is still utterly game breaking without, you know, actually breaking the game on you.
      hell, 4k% even.
      the game tends to be balanced around maybe double your stuff -litle less than double health, magicka, stamina doesn't matter as much, double ish wh, 2h, bows, free magic though it takes up most armor slots to become a 'master' mage, little bit better enchanting, potions, blacksmithing.

  • @annabelleautumn5859
    @annabelleautumn5859 11 месяцев назад +43

    Rest in Sovengard Paul

  • @iamnotawesome227
    @iamnotawesome227 3 года назад +178

    Some day I want to see a run that Paul actually WANTS to do. Like "Can I beat _____ in the most enjoyable way"?

    • @jonathanpryzby4029
      @jonathanpryzby4029 3 года назад +36

      Yea he deserves one of those runs once in a while. Thats why I loved his "beat new Vegas as a necromancer" run.

    • @TheVikingKing125
      @TheVikingKing125 3 года назад +23

      I also think he does some of these because he wants to. I mean he titled it can you beat skyrim then ended up doing the dark brotherhood questline for most of the video. Not saying he shouldn't go have fun but I think he does some of these because they seem so ridiculous that they are fun.

  • @sammyjones8279
    @sammyjones8279 11 месяцев назад +164

    I've decided to rewatch this video tonight, because I want to pretend everything is normal. I want to pretend he isn't gone. 😢

    • @jordanmillard3802
      @jordanmillard3802 11 месяцев назад +16

      This comment made me cry fr

    • @Roonayy
      @Roonayy 11 месяцев назад +15

      I've been rewatching his stuff for a few hours after hearing the news. I had almost forgotten.

    • @TheOneTrueSpy
      @TheOneTrueSpy 11 месяцев назад +10

      Bro you and me both...😢

    • @jakubport7361
      @jakubport7361 9 месяцев назад +3

      We all are 😢

  • @hakunamatata7657
    @hakunamatata7657 8 месяцев назад +11

    R.I.P. your funny humor and way of brightening days wont be forgotten.

  • @e1357
    @e1357 3 года назад +113

    The reason the Fortify Restoration glitch didnt work as well as you anticipated is because you gotta make a fortify enchanting, and enchant new alchemy gear. That sort of anchors your progress and from there you can kickstart the process in the future.
    Also, you missed an absolute powerhouse of a rapid leveling exploit.
    Remember that necklace you made that makes alteration spells cost nothing? Instead of just holding an object and leveling that way, instead... hold the object. Then open the fast travel menu and go across the whole map...
    The game counts it as if you walked the whole distance while holding the object with telekinesis... if memory serves me right, Whiterun to Riften is enough to go from freshly reset to a full 100 in Alteration. Rinse and repeat and you can get to a few hundred levels in a few hours, easy.

  • @jonathanpryzby4029
    @jonathanpryzby4029 3 года назад +618

    Me: Didn't he already do this with a worse weapon?
    Mttensquad: Legendary is no joke, son.
    Also Mittensquad: Oh right, I don't have a son.

    • @mixes1228
      @mixes1228 3 года назад +2

      What does the punchline of your shitty joke have to do with your first question?

    • @alexb6380
      @alexb6380 3 года назад +4

      @@mixes1228 Looks like someone got his period a bit early.

    • @jonathanpryzby4029
      @jonathanpryzby4029 3 года назад

      Clearly you haven't seen Paul's older content.
      It's ok, thinking hard might make your head hurt.

    • @mixes1228
      @mixes1228 3 года назад +2

      @@jonathanpryzby4029 no I've watched it and I heard what he said. Your input to his joke was useless and dumbasf. But haha you used a meme template, how funny.

    • @jonathanpryzby4029
      @jonathanpryzby4029 3 года назад +2

      @@mixes1228 is this what it feels like to talk to someone with brain damage? No, this is what it feels like to talk to someone who can't get girls to like them. Enjoy being old and alone

  • @Astraeus..
    @Astraeus.. 3 месяца назад +6

    I was super happy when this showed back up in my recommended....got real sad about it the split second later when I remembered, but I'm watching anyway, this stuff is indeed legendary. I'd like to think that whenever Paul got to the other side, the first thing he said after they explained what was going on was "Well, now the real game can begin"

  • @Shishomuru
    @Shishomuru 3 года назад +147

    Never stop with the dry humor, that bit with the octopus of justice being 7 steps ahead was hilarious.

  • @KeanoCarr
    @KeanoCarr 3 месяца назад +8

    RIP Paul. May we all meet in Sovngarde ✊️😔

  • @HyperMooKitty18
    @HyperMooKitty18 Год назад +23

    Still use your videos to help me fall asleep. Hope you're doing okay, great and recover. We love you Paul, and we hope you get better soon!

    • @KaysNewGroove
      @KaysNewGroove 11 месяцев назад +4

      I'm pretty sure he passed a week or so ago. There's an obituary at a funeral home and everything that says December 14th.

    • @HyperMooKitty18
      @HyperMooKitty18 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@KaysNewGroove Unfortunately, you are correct.

    • @Braxton-ig1iz
      @Braxton-ig1iz 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@KaysNewGroove2 days before my bday rip

  • @Galaxy-Ryder
    @Galaxy-Ryder 3 года назад +167

    The wooden sword run has finally come

    • @ethanbrooks6709
      @ethanbrooks6709 3 года назад +1

      I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who remembered he mentioned in it a few videos ago

  • @unixreddead
    @unixreddead 7 месяцев назад +10

    This just showed up on the main page… Rest in Peace brother..

  • @DrunkenIrishman890
    @DrunkenIrishman890 3 года назад +162

    Before even watching, if he can beat this game with a fork, he can most certainly beat it with a wooden sword.

    • @cmelton6796
      @cmelton6796 3 года назад +7

      If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!

    • @PanicLedisko
      @PanicLedisko 2 года назад +2

      @@cmelton6796 Omg yeeesss!!!

  • @th0rn3
    @th0rn3 9 месяцев назад +7

    miss you, paul. thanks for everything, and may you rest in peace and happiness beyond the veil

  • @milesgiese2712
    @milesgiese2712 3 месяца назад +5

    Always makes me smile and helps me sleep some nights. Thanks mittens, even after you've been gone for a bit now. Miss ya lots

  • @TargetSparky
    @TargetSparky 3 года назад +129

    "Can you beat Skyrim with only a shield"
    You can, I've done it, it's possible, but it really makes you think outside the box, like using that one spiked shield you can get while the elder scroll quest in the Dwarven ruins, the skills and skill tree, stamina management, and nothing feels better then killing Alduin with nothing more than a fucking shield

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 3 года назад +11

      You mean smashing board?

    • @pvt_picklestomp3014
      @pvt_picklestomp3014 3 года назад +10

      The W I D E stick

    • @zm1786
      @zm1786 3 года назад +8

      The shield was the primary weapon of the Roman legion's. Turns out being hit with a big piece of wood doesnt feel good. Especially if it has a metal point

    • @uriahgarcia3329
      @uriahgarcia3329 3 года назад +4

      Auriels shield is also pretty good for knocking people off cliffs

    • @tonydraht
      @tonydraht 3 года назад +1

      He's done a video on that already.

  • @petercross1879
    @petercross1879 3 года назад +45

    I would love to see you beat all the big quests. Alduin, Civil War, Theives Guild, Companions, College of Winterhold, Dark Brotherhood, Dawngaurd, and Dragonborn all in on video

    • @zachlewis9751
      @zachlewis9751 3 года назад +6

      No you don’t

    • @SanityTitan
      @SanityTitan 3 года назад

      It's been a long time since iv seen that picture

    • @petercross1879
      @petercross1879 3 года назад

      @@SanityTitan XANA is great

    • @petercross1879
      @petercross1879 3 года назад

      @@zachlewis9751 why not? We have seen plenty of main quest playthroughs

  • @daemiller52
    @daemiller52 10 месяцев назад +3

    rip man. you and your work on this channel over these years wont be forgotten

  • @RockMalcon02
    @RockMalcon02 2 месяца назад +3

    This happened to appear in my "Watch Again" list, couldn't refuse. Thank you for all the laughs and wacky adventures with your unique sense of humour. Wish you a wonderful rest, Paul. Save us a seat in Sovngarde.

  • @Ayem427
    @Ayem427 2 месяца назад +2

    I was never your subscriber, but i still watched your content as a kid and i still come bsck here to rewatch sometimes. Thanks for all you did, rest easy man.

  • @qquarzwar
    @qquarzwar 3 года назад +14

    When I am dying, and my life flashes before my eyes, I want the narrator to be Mittensquad.

  • @brandon6257
    @brandon6257 3 года назад +25

    Omg now that you can equip the fishing pole like a weapon you gotta beat Skyrim with that

  • @UltraInstinctShaggyNO.1
    @UltraInstinctShaggyNO.1 3 года назад +38

    I remember I used a Skyrim mod that allowed me to upgrade any weapons with the grindstone.
    I thought I would only be able to upgrade low damage items by a little bit. But then I did the smithing quest that glitches how much you can upgrade weapons.
    It came to the point that I had a wooden sword that did 7845564 damage

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 Год назад +6

      I can only think of one epic name for that Wooden Sword which is, "Branch of Yggdrasil." A wooden sword carved from the branch of the World Tree that can destroy anything within all the realms connected to it. From lowly dark elves to the mighty serpent Jormungandr.

    • @notadrawer7261
      @notadrawer7261 Год назад +2

      @@Maniacman2030 this shit is badass

  • @NoGraphicsGaming
    @NoGraphicsGaming 9 месяцев назад +5

    Just wish we could have gotten just a couple more videos… Rest in Peace Paul. Your videos will live on and make you immortal. The fans will always be here for you. 🕊️

  • @masscreed6083
    @masscreed6083 2 месяца назад +11

    R.I.P brother. i think you would apricate this joke with the sense of humor you had.. .... can you beat Skyrim from heaven?

  • @deedeethedog05
    @deedeethedog05 3 года назад +18

    I really really liked how you did this video. We've seen the main quest of Skyrim on this channel a million times. I enjoyed how you picked a subplot and did that instead and then just rushed through the main quest at the end. More of this, please. Thieves guild next?

  • @michaeldoesthings3665
    @michaeldoesthings3665 3 года назад +164

    Mitten: a wooden sword is fucking awful and is almost impossible to kill things with.
    Miyamoto musashi: am I a joke to you?

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 3 года назад +5

      but that's exactly why he's kinda a badass. because a wooden sword is fucking awful and almost impossible to kill things with, and he did it anyway.

  • @mertdinc5459
    @mertdinc5459 3 года назад +75

    This video contains all of the" "greatest" exploits of ye ol' skyrim which is why this video is the best way to celebrate the 10th anniversary

  • @879PC
    @879PC 3 месяца назад +6

    I haven't been able to watch a full mitten squad video since I first heard the news. The fact that he was actively trying to better himself when it happened just makes the whole thing so much harder to process.

  • @castulogonzalez-perez9675
    @castulogonzalez-perez9675 11 месяцев назад +8

    Rewatching to just kinda be sad about his passing. Rip

  • @pulsefel9210
    @pulsefel9210 3 года назад +23

    When doing the alchemy loop make sure to quick save and wait after equipping the gear. The gear retains the power it has when equipped until removed. Then the waiting prevents the issue of potion effects stacking and timing out removing all active effects.

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 3 года назад +1

      except the issue he had was with the enchanting part, which is more likely 'you've got like 30 seconds to finish enchanting something, if you press 'create item' at like 31 seconds, you're screwed'.

    • @busty1985
      @busty1985 3 года назад +1

      I will admit I don't even know if the quick save thing works, but I will say the best way to take advantage of it is while you're under the effects of the ridiculous potions and your gear increases your potion power by 1000000% or whatever (not TOO high lest you crash the game). During this window you create a fortify enchanting potion or 5 if you can. Drink said potion of fortify enchanting and immediately enchanted whatever item you like with the fortify alchemy and bam you have a price of gear that permanently increases the potency of potions by a stupid amount and you never have to do the loop again

  • @Meatful
    @Meatful 3 года назад +48

    It looked like you really enjoyed yourself during this play through. I’m really glad, and it makes it even more enjoyable to watch

  • @greyskywarren6028
    @greyskywarren6028 11 месяцев назад +4

    Im here because I just found out about Mitten Squads passing. RIP, Bro - your dedication to beating these Bethesda games are stories of Legend. My blessings to you and your Family. Thanks for the amazing content.

  • @Mycotography
    @Mycotography 11 месяцев назад +5

    i cant watch these videos without being sad.. RIP Joseph.

  • @Johnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    @Johnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 11 месяцев назад +11

    Rest In Peace. Thank you for all of the laughs ❤

  • @goldlizard9270
    @goldlizard9270 3 года назад +20

    “And good god is their morale about to take a tumble.”
    I spit out my tea

  • @jerikagoddess
    @jerikagoddess 11 месяцев назад +5

    I'm gonna miss these videos. RIP man.

  • @umbreonhidden1174
    @umbreonhidden1174 2 месяца назад +4

    I hope you're finally resting peacefully

  • @kevin_the_missing_one
    @kevin_the_missing_one 8 месяцев назад +9

    Rest in peace Paul 😢

  • @marcmorales5668
    @marcmorales5668 11 месяцев назад +5

    Rest in paradise brother

  • @definitelynotapresident7446
    @definitelynotapresident7446 3 года назад +41

    You should do a challenge as a fisherman in Skyrim. You can only do damage with a fishing pole only wear fisherman’s garb (I know there is at least a hat) and heal off of fish and mud crab meat.

    • @mhallicegaming
      @mhallicegaming 3 года назад +6

      As soon as I found out you could use the fishing pole as a weapon I have decided it's my new main weapon

    • @elwayfan01
      @elwayfan01 3 года назад +3

      Mornin, nice day for fishin ain't it? Huh hah!

    • @Dragon-of-Insanity-Town
      @Dragon-of-Insanity-Town 3 года назад +1

      @@elwayfan01 Good reference, hope you enjoy your stay in honeywood

  • @deviusgamer1508
    @deviusgamer1508 7 месяцев назад +3

    Rest in peace mate may you break heaven for your heaven runs on the Skyrim engine.

  • @Evirix
    @Evirix 3 года назад +8

    Tips i discovered in skyrim while goofing off
    take a bow. enchant with "if target dies within x amount of seconds, fills a soul gem" and set it to 1 second for maximum charges. no matter how long you fight you'll always fill a soul gem with a kill.
    still smith a shit load of iron daggers (very poor nowadays but it helps later)
    take those 2k iron daggers and enchant them all with the filled soul gems you got along the way. enchant all those daggers. craft clothes that allow 25% reduced cast cost for what you want to cast. Cast master level spells at no cost and without needing to level up that spell tree.

  • @jarr6091
    @jarr6091 3 года назад +51

    I’m pretty sure the loop is supposed to be: High% Fortify Alchemy Potion => Fortify Enchanting Potion => Use that to give an item a permanent super enchantment

  • @ragohwhiteclaw7462
    @ragohwhiteclaw7462 9 месяцев назад +3

    "Sold him my children's clothing..." You never really think about how ridiculous the trading system is in Bethesda games until you hear someone deadpan it so beautifully XD

  • @ThatGuy-wj9pr
    @ThatGuy-wj9pr 3 года назад +157

    “This is like my apartment raising rent by a few hundred dollars per month, while giving everyone a five dollar Starbucks gift card as a token of appreciation for being a tenet.”
    Yeah Paul? XD

    • @nothankyou7086
      @nothankyou7086 3 года назад +2

      So freakin real though

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 3 года назад +2

      Oddly specific, but he’s right.

  • @yuular6218
    @yuular6218 3 года назад +208

    You are essentially asking whether you can beat the game with a sturdy branch that the Dragonborn ripped off a tree

    • @python1972
      @python1972 3 года назад +13

      Nah, that would do way more damage I think

    • @caleb2035
      @caleb2035 3 года назад +4

      It’s the zephyr blade

    • @Prespanda
      @Prespanda 3 года назад +3

      @@caleb2035 That's a zephyr biscuit

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria 3 года назад

      STICC

    • @Assassinq
      @Assassinq 3 года назад +1

      @@caleb2035 nice to meet some fellow associates all the way out here 🤝

  • @donnie1241
    @donnie1241 11 месяцев назад +9

    Rest in peace you mad lad ❤

  • @Sydsourtrout
    @Sydsourtrout 7 месяцев назад +2

    Rest in peace man. If only you knew how much you’d be missed.

  • @veson231
    @veson231 Месяц назад +2

    Know what I think would be a good tribute to Mitten Squad? A mod where when you beat Alduin at the end, he actually explodes into buckets.

  • @laernulienlaernulienlaernu8953
    @laernulienlaernulienlaernu8953 3 года назад +173

    Ahh, at last. I'm sick of watching all these jokers doing "challenges". Nobody is as challenged as you Paul. 👍

  • @sasaki999pro
    @sasaki999pro 3 года назад +45

    name the second mule: _"Grandma Sparkle"_ and see if she's capable of crashing reality.

  • @nexusguncaster3094
    @nexusguncaster3094 8 месяцев назад +3

    Had to come back for the rewatch, rest in peace! You are forever honored in the halls of sovengard.

  • @lukemaker4671
    @lukemaker4671 3 месяца назад +8

    Sleep well Paul... we miss you

  • @leroykrieger4528
    @leroykrieger4528 3 года назад +19

    THIS GUY IS THE FUNNIEST MAN I HAVE EVER HEARD. he leveled up his speech and sarcasm, then made them legendary. Keep it up

  • @bookreaderman6715
    @bookreaderman6715 3 года назад +40

    9:30 "that makes a fortify restoration potion"
    Me: "oh no, I know exactly where this is going"

    • @Prespanda
      @Prespanda 3 года назад +6

      This is where the fun beings

    • @zachlewis9751
      @zachlewis9751 3 года назад +4

      General Kenobi

    • @getthegoons
      @getthegoons 3 года назад +1

      As soon as he named the fish it was Neuron Activation.

  • @arifhossain9751
    @arifhossain9751 3 года назад +18

    Just enchant with paralysis.
    Instant game win
    Edit: name the second donkey "Fortify Restoration loop"

  • @stickinittotheman1
    @stickinittotheman1 3 года назад +11

    I love your new energy Paul, you seem pretty happy for once!
    Great work as always, have an excellent day 🤘

  • @The_mighty_CAESAR.
    @The_mighty_CAESAR. 4 месяца назад +4

    Me ,the mighty caesar will never forget you mighty legate

  • @SegmentW
    @SegmentW 2 года назад +6

    Your commentary is phenomenal. Excellent writing/editing. Great humor.
    Thank you for making this

  • @thewolfstu
    @thewolfstu 2 года назад +40

    Oh, I see your mistake with the potions, you forgot the enchantment potion. The restoration loop gets you pretty far, but an enchantment potion seals your deeds with an iron grip.

  • @IvanIvanov-qx5oz
    @IvanIvanov-qx5oz 2 года назад +7

    "The eight-legged octopus of justice was once again 7 steps ahead of me." This is straight poetry.

  • @_Phoenix_339
    @_Phoenix_339 7 месяцев назад +3

    Our challenge father passed but his spirit lives on and all challenge tubers from joov to nerbit respect his name and that shows his impact

  • @jaydenspencemusic
    @jaydenspencemusic Месяц назад +2

    You may be gone Paul, but you will never be forgotten, and your amazing humour will make us all laugh for all eternity

  • @shmotlegot6563
    @shmotlegot6563 7 месяцев назад +4

    Rest in peace mitten squad

  • @leangreenmememachine5246
    @leangreenmememachine5246 3 года назад +13

    Finally, the time has come for the ultimate challenge

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 3 года назад +7

    I love that you can give your children a wooden sword that won't hurt anyone, or a very real dagger that can actually poke people to death.

  • @Mr.GobIin
    @Mr.GobIin 11 месяцев назад +18

    You think they got skyrim in heaven?
    Rip you legend

  • @alpacka18
    @alpacka18 3 месяца назад +2

    Such a wonderful man we lost way too soon. Hopefully he knows how much he's missed by his community whereever he is, miss you dearly paul, thank you sir.❤

  • @chibiterasu369
    @chibiterasu369 10 месяцев назад +3

    I always enjoyed your skyrim videos. Rest in peace!

  • @primusofcatarina4910
    @primusofcatarina4910 3 года назад +7

    Watching these videos made me start doing challenge runs myself. Currently trying to beat Mothership zeta without using alien technology. Playing games with stupid rules is a lot more interesting and fun as I thought it would be, and sometimes also infuriating.

    • @unculturedweeb4240
      @unculturedweeb4240 3 года назад

      I tried to be a pacifist in Skyrim once. It was so damn boring but challenging though.

  • @adrianlaverick8040
    @adrianlaverick8040 3 года назад +8

    "The opposable thumb on the black hand" - fuckin classic. This script is top tier Mr. MittenSquad

  • @jessicawillis4689
    @jessicawillis4689 3 года назад +17

    the enchantment effect counts as what it says when you put it on. so even after it wears off it still has the ridiculously hight stats until you unequip it

  • @Dragon-uz5ek
    @Dragon-uz5ek 22 дня назад +4

    Rip Paul your next challenge it “ can you beat Skyrim with angle wings”

  • @emperortrevornorton3119
    @emperortrevornorton3119 9 месяцев назад +9

    Fuck I can believe that you are gone Paul watching your back catalog doesn't compare to seeing a fresh video you are missed by all strange gamers who put more trouble into game play than necessary

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 3 года назад +59

    Ah finally, the wooden sword aka bucket's cousin. This is where the real game begins.

  • @ErikRicardoMD
    @ErikRicardoMD 11 месяцев назад +4

    RIP bro, you will be missed.

  • @sodapop1311
    @sodapop1311 3 месяца назад +3

    Miss you brother hope all is good in heaven for you

  • @davidcrocker846
    @davidcrocker846 8 месяцев назад +13

    New rule: anytime you see a mitten squad video on your recommended you have to watch it.

    • @SinfulWolfCS
      @SinfulWolfCS 7 месяцев назад +2

      Will do this till I can't no more.

    • @doomiag
      @doomiag 3 месяца назад +1

      Been rewatching and liking everything as well as sharing a like to everyone commenting love after he passed. Seeing it really shows how many people Paul has to keep him with us in spirit 💜

  • @TheTortler
    @TheTortler 3 года назад +9

    For the donkey, have you considered the name "DONK" - its very fun to have pet names in capitals because you get to yell them