@@tizenray I respect your opinion but sorry buddy, not even close. Solid Snake fought basically countless walking big ass tanks, super humans and went into a big ass microwave and got out alive despite his rapid aging disease. Imo Venom doesn’t have much of a personality due to being a “copy” of Big Boss himself and made himself thinking he’s BB, also due to the fact that he barely even speak in the game except in the tapes resulting to not having enough personality for me to like him as much as I like Solid Snake, Big Boss and Raiden.
@@sebastianfox112 yeah... He's definitely full of it. That's not how a front headlock works, and a decent (or even beginner) wrestler would eat you alive if you held onto that and turned your hips away from him. You basically just turned the corner for him. Your ass is hitting the ground immediately. And you're probably going to stay there. (also... Catching a punch and hitting them on the back of the hand like a catholic nun? Save it. You're getting hit square in the jaw with the hardest cross they can throw if you grab a jab with both hands... Also, you can't fucking grab a jab. Not happening.)
It is true tho a mf once swing the bat on me because i was talking to his girl i kicked him in the balls and ran away like an idiot🤣 my knees was trembling lmao
It’s crazy impressive to see how Noah has evolved. He was legit back when but now it’s just mind blowing. Breakdowns are still one of the dopest in the game. He’s just mastered a lot more stuff. I remember he helped me on my spinning hook kick. Quickest and most efficient breakdown ever. Like I haven’t heard another person talk about panantukan in ever. It’s one of the arts I learned and the concepts are useful in many arts and real life fighting. Keep doing your thing.
“looking at the way he jumps on the back of their neck and cuts their head off, I would say that’s a real technique, my buddy KŃÜÆQBŽ had that happen to him once”
@@aaronsanborn4291 you're probably more in shape the me, its not that bad during normal situations. Its most when they used as a punishment. Like duck walking with it on,irom miking etc then having to resume normal crouch movement
For any “choking enthusiasts” in the comments, here’s the deal: The trick to unconsciousness is the brain, and choking does this by depriving oxygen. In a regular choke attacking the windpipe, it could take up to two minutes before they drop. Oxygen is already in the bloodstream, and the body will shut down extremities (like the hands and legs) to keep the brain oxygenated. The real shit is the blood choke, which closes the artery in the neck feeding blood to the brain. If that artery is closed, it doesn’t matter how much oxygen is in your blood; there’s no way to replace what the brain spends. The brain will deoxygenate and knock the person out in 3-5 seconds.
I Was just thinking about that too. Like how in Ghost recon breakpoint the character was cutting both arterys in the persons throat. I think slicing someones throat would kill them in 3-5 sec whilst choking would take 7-10 seconds like Noah said in the video
@@reimov not necessarily. It depends on how long you deprive brain of its oxygen. - Less than 10 seconds it's pretty safe. You just fall unconscious. - Above 14 seconds the brain starts suffering damage that may or may not be permanent. -Above 25 seconds it's usually enough to kill a person.
10:06 "This is what it means to be sexy" Controversy aside, I totally share this opinion. Glad I'm not the only one who appreciates this kind of reliability.
yea Im not into the whole shopping, Instagram everyday, no hobbies or talents girls either, the women should know how to fight aswell like it used to be
@@midknight5194 Damn right! So many cultures praised and respected warriors and hunters of both genders, now look what society turned into. So much hubris in the air, all for the wrong reasons.
Playing days worth of Black Flag, TLOU1 & 2, and MGSV, I've see so many clean animations snd still finding more! (Noah being a physical and knowledge king in this, and Gemma giving us Prince Ali Kenway and that deep throat quip, I must stan.)
If you play Assassin's Creed 3, you get to see Connor redirecting two bayonet lunges at the same time and the soldiers end up impaling and shooting each other instead.
One of the thing's I love about black flag is the fact he dual wields properly moving their weapon out of the way with one and stabbing with the other.
9:08 moment was truly amazing. Love to see experts go out of their way to explain this kind of stuff. As always, loving the videos, specially the doctor's and these two champs.
@@internaut4257 Nah, 'cause in America you can say ass, and that got censored. You can't say asshole weirdly enough, and then only the "hole" part gets censored.
In regards to assassins fighting with hoods on, every protagonist in the series has eagle vision, meaning they essentially have the ability to use all of their heightened senses in unison to sense the entire world around them. In a way, the hood is kind of a flex 😅
As someone who trained in German sword fighting styles, there are actually some old manuscripts describing how to fight with two rapiers at once and it's really rare and hard (which is why I love "The Greatcoats" by Sebastien De Castell because the main character does exactly that and it's written by an actual fencer.)
Jesus.. no matter how many times I see The Last Of Us: Part II’s melee combat. I’m blown away by how incredibly realistic & brutal it looks. The systems they created are just top notch.
@@gavyntaylor5541 Too bad u never ever played the game either. LOL. Why'd u reply if u actually dont like it? We're enjoying talking about the gameplay aspect.
Man, I know Noah's talked about issues with anger and pride when he was younger, but now that he's worked past that, he's got such good stories! It's like, he knows the value of his present chill mindset, because he's seen how far shit can go down the drain without it! My martial arts was always theoretical or sport, I never saw shit get real like he has! It's fascinating :' )
Ive seen shit get real in videos and it's always made me weary if fights, I do plan to learn how to fight to protect myself but I've come to realize that you never know who you're messing with and fighting just isn't worth it.
I love the attention to detail in A thief's end, when Nathan threw the guy over him his legs dangled over the Ledge instead of going limp, when Nathan pins someone to a wall, they Actually try escape it.
The rear naked choke is so hard to escape. If the person already has your neck in their elbow the best thing you can do is go for their eyes or pull forward on their neck with all your weight.
I mean, the game is not bad, it just had a lot of shitty microtransactions, and they also added a " Ghost Mode " which removes all RPG elements, so no more health bars, damage numbers or item rarities. Just a improved Wildlands.
@@mallardofmodernia8092 Yeah, I also preferred Wildlands. I just wish Ubisoft didn’t go full RPG-lite with every single one of their damn games in recent years
That's interesting that he mentioned using a light like that. The only game I've seen that functional in is of course MGSV. It's just the slightest stagger, but it can save you from a detection when you need to rush someone down. That game is unrivaled in kill and takedown creativity to this day
11:23 "Bro. I would watch a whole Metal Gear Solid movie, and I think they are doing one. Yeah, I think so." - The way he says it, it kind of sounds like he's actually working on the movie.
When the guy mentioned the cinematics of MGS, I really wish whomever was making the video would just go ahead and show them the Snake VS Liquid Ocelot fight on top of Outer Heaven.
I like how Noah commented on MGSV, Judo is a type of martial Japanese arts and it focuses on non-lethally taking out enemies, fast and not complicated, simple and fast to learn. And what do you know? CQC is a non-lethal way to neutralise enemies fast an quick.
Loved the reaction! As someone who trains regularly with real steel swords, it would be hard; depending on what kind of sword you were using. Despite what people think, a well-crafted steel sword can actually be wielded fairly efficiently one-handed, but it gets tiring pretty fast if you're not in peak condition. That said, if you know enough not to cut yourself, this kind of fighting can be incredibly deadly, as it allows you to both attack and defend with both hands, enabling you to menace your opponents from multiple directions.
Fighting with two swords? Terrible idea. Theoretically sound, practically useless. There is a reason people didn't do it frequently throughout all of human history where people were trying to kill other people. I mean honestly swords in general aren't your best choice so why make it even harder on yourself lol
I can't remember where I heard this so take this with a grain of salt, but it is believed historically a trained roman legionary could only fight continuously for 5 minutes. I assume with a knight it would be similar.
@@the_corvid97 they could fight for way longer than that, in fact roman legionaries wore their armour all day, only taking it off for maintenance, while bathing or to sleep and they trained with weapons and shields that were twice the weight of what they'd carry into battle, they also built roads, bridges and fortifications while in armour, they were conditioned for stamina. the reason why legionaries were able to rest mid battle was because their formations consisted of three shorter rows, as opposed to one long one, which allowed for the last row to rest, while the front row fought and the second row shielded them from above, the rows would cycle through on command simply because the second row couldn't hold their shields up forever. a knight would be a completely different story. knights and men at arms rode into battle on horseback and usually used lances or war hammers, swords were mainly used as a backup weapon, self defence tools while on the road, or in duels. also historical swords were much lighter than most people think and properly balanced, a good reproductions barely tires you out more than a fist fight.
This is my favorite duo on the channel. The chemistry between them is perfect. Both have similar timing and sense of humor so the show just flows so well. More "Martial Artists React To" soon please!!!
In the lore explanation, Kenway and all the other assassins have a strong visual sense which is why we see them in third person. It's basically they have a synesthesia between sound and sight giving them a much wider field of vision than what we can achieve with just our eyes. That's why it doesn't matter if the hood is on or not.
Actually there are a LOT of styles of karate, all of which have grappling and choke holds in them, especially the ones that had jujutsu influences. And since karate comes from Kung fu it certainly has a LOT of grappling and submissions.
@@michaelterrell5061 but its true that karate is much less focus on those moves, its the reason when kongfu fighter try to go for MMA fight they lose by grapling , its because they are less experience and trainint for that stuff . karate and boxer-kickboxer have the same problem , they have less training for grapling .
@@PursuedByAMemory people don't cry about how fucking Abby looks, they cry about the god awful story and how they did Joel really fucjing dirty. It was a solid game from a gameplay perspective, but goddamn the story was awful.
@@SomeAustrianGuy_ there were transphobs lamenting their hate for Abby, spreading their vocal views with transphobic memes and video edits. When TLoU2 leaked and launched there was a clear effort by degenerates to flood the internet with transphobic "memes"(btw she is not trans). The story isn't close to being awful, it wasn't as good as TLoU1 and that's about it.
@@formdoggie5 It got to a point where they couldn’t leave unless they signed a treaty because the French did a good job at blockading their position until they (the British) gave up. And the French were helping them because “the enemy of my enemy is my friend.” I may make jokes about France giving up, but we Americans should thank France for helping us gain our independence.
@@Gamer88334 I was referring to the overarching world position vs just the US, but yes, the French are almost singlehandedly responsible for our victory as not only did they stop attacking us from the north, but their blockade of England and harrasment campaign is -- even to this day -- one of the greatest wartime achievements, let alone naval acheivements, ever.
Thanks for watching guys! Be sure to check out Noah's stay-at-home training program here: theosugym.com/
Nice video keep up you are the legend ❤
Next video martial artists react to ninja gaiden pls
Do BLACK OPS 1 PLS
@@MONSTERKILLERMFLEXJR Next video martial artists react to ninja gaiden pls
Make them react to baki or kengan ashura !!!!
“I wanna be solid snake”
Dude... everyone wants to be solid snake
You ain't wrong
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I think he meant to say Venom snake
No I want to be Venom Snake.
Yeah, until 5 yrz later when your bio degradable shelf life iz up
"I want to be Solid Snake."
Bro, we ALL wish we could be a mere fraction of Solid Snake.
Only problem is you might not inherit the right JEANS and get a british accent
I'm going for venom snake he cooler
@@tizenray also, chance to nail quiet. downside of vocal parisite tho.
@@tizenray I respect your opinion but sorry buddy, not even close. Solid Snake fought basically countless walking big ass tanks, super humans and went into a big ass microwave and got out alive despite his rapid aging disease. Imo Venom doesn’t have much of a personality due to being a “copy” of Big Boss himself and made himself thinking he’s BB, also due to the fact that he barely even speak in the game except in the tapes resulting to not having enough personality for me to like him as much as I like Solid Snake, Big Boss and Raiden.
I would go for raiden
Noah every 3 minutes: “So yeah this one time I put someone in the hospital.” This man deserves to be the real life Liu Kang.
I’d love to see him play Wei Shen in a Sleeping Dogs movie
now he is kenshi
bro is a pretty boy actor, sounds like he keeps on saying it to try and convince everyone lol
he's kenshi and reptile now lol
@@defaultname7685not really he actually knows his shit
I'd like to see them react to a lot of Ghost of Tsushima takedowns, stealth and combat.... The Middle-Earth games too.
Yeeee
And the executions in middle earth
@@marcusmorris960 or shadow of war
Didn’t they do GoT a few months back? It was a video called Japanese Sword Experts react or something.
I agree with this comment entirely
"Have you put anyone to sleep in a chokehold before?"
"Let me tell you guys a story~"
Idk what type of wrestler he fought but he got lucky lol. Also he explained the choke wrong. Ik a sound like a know it all but it’s true😂
@@sebastianfox112 yeah... He's definitely full of it.
That's not how a front headlock works, and a decent (or even beginner) wrestler would eat you alive if you held onto that and turned your hips away from him.
You basically just turned the corner for him. Your ass is hitting the ground immediately. And you're probably going to stay there.
(also... Catching a punch and hitting them on the back of the hand like a catholic nun? Save it. You're getting hit square in the jaw with the hardest cross they can throw if you grab a jab with both hands... Also, you can't fucking grab a jab. Not happening.)
No jail time?
@@JaguarGoat do you train? I do bjj
@@JaguarGoat Can you turn the front headlock into a choke (assume you wanna kill that poor bastard) ? I don't do ground stuff much so...
I love how 5 years later that people are still talking about MGS V. It's a beautiful game and so much fun.
What about AC 4?
Not really, doesn’t have he depth or true gameplay of the ones before
@@EmperorMagnaGreymon3 AC4 is my favorite AC game. The shanties and sea combats are the best!
It's pretty good.
@@tony_5156 what mgs or ac4
"What's that on his back is that a frickin bazooka?"
"It depends on the mood."
So damn true in MGSV 😂
*cue Big Boss running 30mph through the desert while "Take On Me" blares from an approaching helicopter*
@@hanburgundy4317 ahhhhh yessssss.....the 80's what a time to be alive in the metal gear universe
@@hanburgundy4317 big boss huh?
@@senatorarmstrong2843 Shhhh lol
@@senatorarmstrong2843 yes he is BIG BOSS
"Look at those guns, and I don't mean her weapon"
Abby Armstrong: "Nanomachines son"
XD
you again??? ive seen you 500 times in mr beast videos
"It's a man, baby."
-Austin Powers
with each comment you make you get less and less funny each time
“Ive been playing college ball”
"When somebody walks up you and they has a bat in hand, and his girl is next to you, the energy is super different" - s
Socrates
It is true tho a mf once swing the bat on me because i was talking to his girl i kicked him in the balls and ran away like an idiot🤣 my knees was trembling lmao
"F" to the soldiers on mother base that were privileged to be CQC'ed by a bored Big Boss.
*literally abusing his staff* “thanks boss”
@Nguyễn Hải Dương nobody cares, don’t bring up the story here
@@kevinc.cucumber3697 I'm started to think that they were all a masochist
Harder, boss.
@Nguyễn Hải Dương wait what😶
I love how when martial artists see something unrealistic, instead of bashing it, they go "man i wanna do that"
Even the Spec Ops, Marines, Hackers, Parkour Experts, Swordsmans and Police Officer enjoys every game they react. Mostly the Marines.
This is mainly because they see it as entertainment and games than trying to be martial arts.
It’s called critiquing, not bashing. World of a difference.
they arent really fighter martial artists, theyre actor martial artists. they fight to look cool, not to win
It’s crazy impressive to see how Noah has evolved.
He was legit back when but now it’s just mind blowing. Breakdowns are still one of the dopest in the game. He’s just mastered a lot more stuff. I remember he helped me on my spinning hook kick. Quickest and most efficient breakdown ever.
Like I haven’t heard another person talk about panantukan in ever. It’s one of the arts I learned and the concepts are useful in many arts and real life fighting.
Keep doing your thing.
Next: Real Demons react to Doom Eternal.
the entire video they just cower in fear
Good luck getting Kenneth Copeland.
RUclips in hell (Youhell) is gonna DEMONotize them
“looking at the way he jumps on the back of their neck and cuts their head off, I would say that’s a real technique, my buddy KŃÜÆQBŽ had that happen to him once”
No demons aren't real
But horse are , next : horse react to RDR2
LMAO I felt that when he said i don't think people realize how painful it is to just walk around crouched like that.
Yeah, I did that my first time playing paintball... three days of stiff legs after.
The knees really take it too
@@Blazorbust Im up, He sees me im down lol
It's not that bad if you're in shape. But you only crouch like that when needed
@@aaronsanborn4291 you're probably more in shape the me, its not that bad during normal situations. Its most when they used as a punishment. Like duck walking with it on,irom miking etc then having to resume normal crouch movement
"He's just standing there"
Bro he's on Mother Base aint got much else to do.
"Put me on a mission, Boss!"
For any “choking enthusiasts” in the comments, here’s the deal:
The trick to unconsciousness is the brain, and choking does this by depriving oxygen. In a regular choke attacking the windpipe, it could take up to two minutes before they drop. Oxygen is already in the bloodstream, and the body will shut down extremities (like the hands and legs) to keep the brain oxygenated.
The real shit is the blood choke, which closes the artery in the neck feeding blood to the brain. If that artery is closed, it doesn’t matter how much oxygen is in your blood; there’s no way to replace what the brain spends. The brain will deoxygenate and knock the person out in 3-5 seconds.
Thats some good info I hope I won't ever have to use
I Was just thinking about that too. Like how in Ghost recon breakpoint the character was cutting both arterys in the persons throat. I think slicing someones throat would kill them in 3-5 sec whilst choking would take 7-10 seconds like Noah said in the video
Wouldn't that cause permanent brain damage though?
@@reimov Depends on how long you choke
@@reimov not necessarily. It depends on how long you deprive brain of its oxygen.
- Less than 10 seconds it's pretty safe. You just fall unconscious.
- Above 14 seconds the brain starts suffering damage that may or may not be permanent.
-Above 25 seconds it's usually enough to kill a person.
The second I saw mgs5 I freaked
Kept you waiting huh?
@@solid_salsa Nice ref, you're pretty good!
Hell yeah 😎
Same m8
Me too jajajaajja
10:06 "This is what it means to be sexy"
Controversy aside, I totally share this opinion. Glad I'm not the only one who appreciates this kind of reliability.
yea Im not into the whole shopping, Instagram everyday, no hobbies or talents girls either, the women should know how to fight aswell like it used to be
@@midknight5194 Damn right! So many cultures praised and respected warriors and hunters of both genders, now look what society turned into. So much hubris in the air, all for the wrong reasons.
@@solracstormhunter3023 JJAJJAAJJAAJJAJA
I'd take a woman who could kick the shit out of me any day
Same here. I love Abby so much just for that
Playing days worth of Black Flag, TLOU1 & 2, and MGSV, I've see so many clean animations snd still finding more!
(Noah being a physical and knowledge king in this, and Gemma giving us Prince Ali Kenway and that deep throat quip, I must stan.)
If you play Assassin's Creed 3, you get to see Connor redirecting two bayonet lunges at the same time and the soldiers end up impaling and shooting each other instead.
One of the thing's I love about black flag is the fact he dual wields properly moving their weapon out of the way with one and stabbing with the other.
Did you almost call it a "deep throat gag" and then think "wait, no"?
To bad the story in tlou2 wasnt as good as some fraction of the combat
In this video the black flag finishers looks so smooth and in place, when I play black flag the finishers are all buggy and out of place lol
4:28 “I call big spoon, not with you” my man was hurt💀😂
F
F
Big F
@@flareboy166 I see what you did there xdd
he's definitely gonna cry in the car after that one
The Cqc in Phantom Pain is pure emotion and pure poetry!
"I'd love to watch a whole Metal Gear Solid movie."
MY GUY THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT THE WHOLE SERIES IS LMAO
Haha ikr, but in all seriousness, there are actual cinematic compilations of the game, so in essence actual movies :p
They're making, and Oscar Issac is playing snake
@@jamariobrown-tolliver8163 kojima is not involved, so it’s probably trash imo
@@samxware I'd only have high hopes for the movie if they were adapting the story from MGS1
@@samxware The director is a huge fan of the series and has met Kojima to discuss the film. But we'll see how it turns out
Next vid: *Real spiders react to Spiderman: Miles Morales*
Would be a good idea ngl lol
Black teens react to Spiderman: Miles Morales
Spiders: nah, this aint realistic. Webs should come out of his ass not his hands.
with the exaggerated swagger of a black spider
@@chefc6114 hahahaha, perfect.
9:08 moment was truly amazing. Love to see experts go out of their way to explain this kind of stuff. As always, loving the videos, specially the doctor's and these two champs.
*NPC dies in a horrible way*
Guy: Yeah, that’s pretty nice
Girl: Duuuuuuuuuude
*NPC dies an agonizing death*
guy: yeah that's sexy.
He was being sarcastic but ok
@@Naughtydogfan-dj7rf and he was telling a joke
*Guy casually getting his eyes gouged out with a knife* and the words "holy shit" get censored
welcome to america
Sh** fu** a**merica
@@internaut4257 nah it's youtube not America. They want monetization
timestamp ?
@@internaut4257 Nah, 'cause in America you can say ass, and that got censored. You can't say asshole weirdly enough, and then only the "hole" part gets censored.
"I wanna see a Metal Gear Solid movie."
So just play any of the games.
MGs4 is literally movie with only 3hours of gameplay
@@ferod7732 way more than 1 movie lol... its like 9 hrs of cutscenes
@@ferod7732 And I loved it
@@ferod7732 made it really easy to get through the game without entering alert phase. Still felt good about that.
@@ferod7732 still a great game, the ending fight was amazing
I first learned the word “CQC” from MGS series. 😅
In regards to assassins fighting with hoods on, every protagonist in the series has eagle vision, meaning they essentially have the ability to use all of their heightened senses in unison to sense the entire world around them. In a way, the hood is kind of a flex 😅
I don't think they were hoping for the answer to be "blah blah magic nonsense", lol
They were talking about the realities of fighting like that
@@raimarulightningit isn't magic, AC was supposed to be a sci-fi series. Well until origins
@@ssstrega It is, for all intents and purposes, magic.
"Any sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from magic."
"staff member has died.........."
"staff member has died.........."
"staff member has died.........."
"staff member has died.........."
We live and die by your order, Boss!
Bruh look at your pfp
@@humanasir78 it is not ok
@@thosewhoknowreal what do you mean its completely normal
Stop reminding me of this...PTSD intensifies
Noah has some really sketch ass, terrifying side comments. I like it.
As someone who trained in German sword fighting styles, there are actually some old manuscripts describing how to fight with two rapiers at once and it's really rare and hard (which is why I love "The Greatcoats" by Sebastien De Castell because the main character does exactly that and it's written by an actual fencer.)
Jesus Christ that is one fucked up profile pic
@@IsoSubject5 yes it is
Not as impossible as people think, though.
GOOD GOD METAL GEAR SOLID 5 CQC I WAS WAAIIIITIIIING FOR IT FOR SO LONG IT'S JUST TOO GOOOD
same
Long have we waited
@@unrealevent0 kept us waiting huh?
@@BigBoss-um9rt this mans pfp tells that hes been waiting
MGS5 was one of the best games of this eighth generation of video game consoles! :)
Jesus.. no matter how many times I see The Last Of Us: Part II’s melee combat. I’m blown away by how incredibly realistic & brutal it looks. The systems they created are just top notch.
For real, the combat itself does nothing new pretty much the same as the last game but the animations? Holy shit.
@@battousaix4263 What do u mean? Dodging is a completely new mechanic to Last of Us. It's not exactly the same
To bad the game sucks
@@gavyntaylor5541 Fr
@@gavyntaylor5541 Too bad u never ever played the game either. LOL. Why'd u reply if u actually dont like it? We're enjoying talking about the gameplay aspect.
Bro the fact they gave MGSV the least amount of time on screen is a crime
Snake, try to remember some of the basics of CQC
You know I actually find it odd because he said that three and four he wasn't as interested in but three and four introduced realistic CQC.
@@PACKERMAN2077 nah he said he “lost interest at 4 and 5 brought me back”
Everyone likes MGS 1 -3, you’d be a fool not to.
Imagine a snake eater remastered easily GOTY today
@@PACKERMAN2077 three was the goat, I can see why he lost interest in terms of story
@@icoh25 Konami already did. But as Pachinko/slot machine
Really this doesn't spark any joy
Man, I know Noah's talked about issues with anger and pride when he was younger, but now that he's worked past that, he's got such good stories! It's like, he knows the value of his present chill mindset, because he's seen how far shit can go down the drain without it!
My martial arts was always theoretical or sport, I never saw shit get real like he has! It's fascinating :' )
Ive seen shit get real in videos and it's always made me weary if fights, I do plan to learn how to fight to protect myself but I've come to realize that you never know who you're messing with and fighting just isn't worth it.
I like these two synergy/dynamics.
They're both entertaining to watch and informative~
Let's all be honest..
We all want to be solid snake.
Eh..Big Boss is the real chad
@@Hillthugsta faxx
@@Hillthugsta he still gets no respect
We are Big Boss.
@@rimurutempest117 There are no angels in our heaven.
“That makes a huge difference Jenna it does!” Killed me lol
I love the attention to detail in A thief's end, when Nathan threw the guy over him his legs dangled over the Ledge instead of going limp, when Nathan pins someone to a wall, they Actually try escape it.
Gemma "Flying Big Spoon" Nguyen: Legendary Martial Artist
Noah: Speaks.
Me: Well, that got dark really quickly. I like it.
"Hey Boss!"
*puts the guy into coma*
"Thank you Boss!"
Noah: *Chokes dude half to death*
And since that day, no one has ever messed with Noah ever again
The rear naked choke is so hard to escape. If the person already has your neck in their elbow the best thing you can do is go for their eyes or pull forward on their neck with all your weight.
Snake Eater was an incredible game. The Joy was a terror in the CQC sequences
Kept you waiting huh?
Wow you fought “The Joy?” when I tried to fight him the police came to my house and said that I was not worthy.
You know its off to a good start when not even a minute in, one goes “oh I worked on this”
15:03
“ Now that’s what I call deep throat”
- Gemma Nguyen
Lol where was this? I missed it
@@bc5893at the end when they have credits rolling
Funny1
I can't tell you how excited I get when I see Gemma and Noah. They're super entertaining.
Ok?
“That’s what I call a deep throat” 15:04
"this dude is fearless"
Yeap that's Joel, definitely fearless
And he likes golf
@@utkarshrastogi8791 I hate you.
Except in the last of us 2
In that game is an old guy who died in a stupid way...
@@raven7672 do you know what the word fearless mean?
@@utkarshrastogi8791 How could u say that??
Metal Gear Solid V: The only game where you can beat the living hell out of your own soldiers.
For the next closest thing in real life, be a corporate executive.
And they would thank you
@@omegagilgamesh BB ain't about that
@@BlazerT48 receives big bashing and gets thrown
Thank you Big Boss and gives a salute
You can also technically beat the crap out of your own soldiers in Metal gear solid peace walker in some training missions if i remember
I love how they did black flag, I still remember the old days when I was playing that game.
I think this is the first time somebody praised gr Breakpoint
Facts
I mean, the game is not bad, it just had a lot of shitty microtransactions, and they also added a " Ghost Mode " which removes all RPG elements, so no more health bars, damage numbers or item rarities. Just a improved Wildlands.
@@manoeleduardoaraujofilho782 i like wildlands atmosphere compared to breakpoints technocracy wolf hunt but thats just preference.
@@mallardofmodernia8092 Yeah, I also preferred Wildlands. I just wish Ubisoft didn’t go full RPG-lite with every single one of their damn games in recent years
@@Stryfe52 yeah i like the cartel vibes, with references to bolivian culture and, the religious themes.
It just adds a lot to the story .
"where are they?"
"they're at the rave"
oh, gemma, we love you
I love the CQC moves from Metal Gear Solid V
That's interesting that he mentioned using a light like that. The only game I've seen that functional in is of course MGSV. It's just the slightest stagger, but it can save you from a detection when you need to rush someone down. That game is unrivaled in kill and takedown creativity to this day
11:23 "Bro. I would watch a whole Metal Gear Solid movie, and I think they are doing one. Yeah, I think so." - The way he says it, it kind of sounds like he's actually working on the movie.
Exactly what I was thinking, pretty sure he can't talk about it but he was excited so he went half-in
"I wonder how hard it is to fight in the hood...." Bruh....it can get pretty tough fighting in the hood. The hood dont accept weakness.
Noah: "What if you missed?"
Master Chief: "I won't."
When the guy mentioned the cinematics of MGS, I really wish whomever was making the video would just go ahead and show them the Snake VS Liquid Ocelot fight on top of Outer Heaven.
I like how all of the videos with Gemma and Noah, one half is them joking around, the other half is them actually watching the gameplay.
"I would watch a whole movie of that."
My dude didn't play MGS4
Lol
Don't blame him
He did say he skipped those and got back into MGS at V.
If they ever made a MGS movie, I hope they get Hugh Jackman to play Snake
@@nr1NPC I’ve always thought he looked like snake, and yelled like him too
As soon as she made that Aladdin reference my entire childhood just flashed before my eyes
I was scrolling for the reply referencing her Aladdin reference. Thank you and thank you for using the name of the greatest wizard in Fairy Tale.
I like how Noah commented on MGSV, Judo is a type of martial Japanese arts and it focuses on non-lethally taking out enemies, fast and not complicated, simple and fast to learn. And what do you know? CQC is a non-lethal way to neutralise enemies fast an quick.
the last words from an Assassin's Creed guard were: "I'm about to ruin this man's whole ca--"
4:28 a moment of silence for our brother in the friend zone
Loved the reaction! As someone who trains regularly with real steel swords, it would be hard; depending on what kind of sword you were using. Despite what people think, a well-crafted steel sword can actually be wielded fairly efficiently one-handed, but it gets tiring pretty fast if you're not in peak condition. That said, if you know enough not to cut yourself, this kind of fighting can be incredibly deadly, as it allows you to both attack and defend with both hands, enabling you to menace your opponents from multiple directions.
Fighting with two swords? Terrible idea. Theoretically sound, practically useless.
There is a reason people didn't do it frequently throughout all of human history where people were trying to kill other people.
I mean honestly swords in general aren't your best choice so why make it even harder on yourself lol
“Doing a metal gear solid movie”
Me an intellectual: death stranding
Wait mgsv wasn’t a movie? What
MGS4 is pretty much a movie.
The whole mgs series are movies
@@aryabratsahoo7474 yeah but MGS4 had an hour long cutscene. Such a shame how little gameplay there was in that game.
@Walt Disney which works for me. I prefer playing a video game then watching nothing but cutscenes. Which is why I will never touch a telltale game.
"I would be tired with continuos swordfight"
Dude can you imagine being a knight back in medieval time
30 extra lbs of just steel and iron with every step u take
I can't remember where I heard this so take this with a grain of salt, but it is believed historically a trained roman legionary could only fight continuously for 5 minutes. I assume with a knight it would be similar.
@@flareboy166
50 to 60 lbs on average actually.
But it's evenly distributed.
@@the_corvid97 they have a fighting system so soldiers can fight and rest mid battle,
@@the_corvid97
they could fight for way longer than that, in fact roman legionaries wore their armour all day, only taking it off for maintenance, while bathing or to sleep and they trained with weapons and shields that were twice the weight of what they'd carry into battle, they also built roads, bridges and fortifications while in armour, they were conditioned for stamina.
the reason why legionaries were able to rest mid battle was because their formations consisted of three shorter rows, as opposed to one long one, which allowed for the last row to rest, while the front row fought and the second row shielded them from above, the rows would cycle through on command simply because the second row couldn't hold their shields up forever.
a knight would be a completely different story. knights and men at arms rode into battle on horseback and usually used lances or war hammers, swords were mainly used as a backup weapon, self defence tools while on the road, or in duels.
also historical swords were much lighter than most people think and properly balanced, a good reproductions barely tires you out more than a fist fight.
This is my favorite duo on the channel. The chemistry between them is perfect. Both have similar timing and sense of humor so the show just flows so well. More "Martial Artists React To" soon please!!!
"Double the Deadliness" has to be a B-movie tagline.
'Why would this guy even stay here, five of his dudes just died. I would run away' True story 😂😂😂
In the lore explanation, Kenway and all the other assassins have a strong visual sense which is why we see them in third person. It's basically they have a synesthesia between sound and sight giving them a much wider field of vision than what we can achieve with just our eyes. That's why it doesn't matter if the hood is on or not.
I missed noah, bruh idk if it’s me but that man gives me nightwings vibes
I absolutely LOVE these two, specially together! Just so, so fun to watch! 15 minutes went like a breeze.
“I love all the blade work”
My mom: “911 we have a potential serial killer” 😂😆
😂
When you think the characters are choking their enemies, but they're actually snapping necks like its nothing😭
These two have some badass chemistry 😎💪🤩🥰
She was just mimicking him for most of the video.
@@yoshidinono8095 that’s kinda what people do when they’re into someone lol
Gemma: "He uses allergies. It's super effective!" cracked me up XD
" I do Karate I kick people, I don't put people in a chokehold."
Actually there are a LOT of styles of karate, all of which have grappling and choke holds in them, especially the ones that had jujutsu influences. And since karate comes from Kung fu it certainly has a LOT of grappling and submissions.
@@michaelterrell5061 r/Whoosh
@@overseer8175 Aw man, don’t do that to me.
@@michaelterrell5061 but its true that karate is much less focus on those moves, its the reason when kongfu fighter try to go for MMA fight they lose by grapling , its because they are less experience and trainint for that stuff . karate and boxer-kickboxer have the same problem , they have less training for grapling .
@@unknow11712 you are correct, just putting it out there that both have grappling in them.
You guys are so funny other people should watch you more
Everybody subscribe to Joshua onofre
The one with 61 subscribers
The push the bayonet into the guy on the ground from the AC Black Flag clips is crazy, creative and just brutal
Imagine them reacting to "God of High school" That would be epic🔥
Too bad it's not a game
@@CrazyLikeChris be they did react on movies like Witcher
@@CrazyLikeChris Animology. how do we make this happen??
@@royalkumar795 trueeee. So it's definitely possible
I wish they would
Should've had splinter cell:blacklist on here,sickest cqc in any game
These two are the best pair on this channel I always come back for these guys
0:17 Not gonna lie that introduction was sick!
The Aladdin reference made me love Gemma even more 😍🥰
Those two deserve their own show
10:10 "I'm on her team"
*Ohh boy I have a treat for you.*
don’t.. bless her soul.
Abby is a girl though...
It's almost like people like buff women unlike the toxic "gamers" crying about TLoU2.
@@PursuedByAMemory people don't cry about how fucking Abby looks, they cry about the god awful story and how they did Joel really fucjing dirty.
It was a solid game from a gameplay perspective, but goddamn the story was awful.
@@SomeAustrianGuy_ there were transphobs lamenting their hate for Abby, spreading their vocal views with transphobic memes and video edits. When TLoU2 leaked and launched there was a clear effort by degenerates to flood the internet with transphobic "memes"(btw she is not trans). The story isn't close to being awful, it wasn't as good as TLoU1 and that's about it.
Every time and see these two, i will always ask: Have them react to the Blazings moves in Def Jam, Fight for New York.
BRUH I LOVE THESE TWO'S ENERGY
Noah's just like all serious explaining Panantukan and whatnot and the very next second - YEEEEEEEEEA BIG SPOOOOOOON
No one:
Gemma: And that's what we call
*A D E E P T H R O A T*
“I call big spoon😂😂…not with you🤣🤣” BRUH😭😭
he's down bad
DEAD BODY *REPORTED*
Time stamp pls
AtomicWaffle 4:26
"British aren't smart"
Me: *Angry coloniser noises*
@@xanderoreilly1098 The guys in the video were joking. There’s no need to take it to heart mate.
@@xanderoreilly1098 Yeah conquered half the world then got shit on by some colonies
@@buttnakedsnake9357 I mean, it was more they just left instead of killing them all instead, but sure.
@@formdoggie5 It got to a point where they couldn’t leave unless they signed a treaty because the French did a good job at blockading their position until they (the British) gave up. And the French were helping them because “the enemy of my enemy is my friend.” I may make jokes about France giving up, but we Americans should thank France for helping us gain our independence.
@@Gamer88334 I was referring to the overarching world position vs just the US, but yes, the French are almost singlehandedly responsible for our victory as not only did they stop attacking us from the north, but their blockade of England and harrasment campaign is -- even to this day -- one of the greatest wartime achievements, let alone naval acheivements, ever.
Boss... You killed a child
Wait this isn't a MGSV only video oops
AMAZING
@@laytonvicars4606 AMAZING WORK, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE BOSS
ANAZING! Mission complete
AMAZING, MISSION COMPLETE! THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY YOU’RE THE BEST BOSS, THE ONE AND ONLY!
" I want big spoon, Not with you." damn she rlly did that lmao
She savage
Last of Us fight choreography is some of my all time favorite. So gritty and believable.
"He's varasity" the tone as he tried to desperately convince her