I was actually going for Cats VS Dogs, but the actual quotes weren’t quite as funny. “You don't just press the big button.” “Now we can push the big button.”
Im crying and screaming on phone Most infuriating video ever and he kept laughing EVERY time RUN, just run dammit you have played million troll and number one troll is to never wait yet he does it EVERY time augh
Basilicon : All right. Do you press the button? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and then you continue the level, and find out who is right... and who is dead. Dave : But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would troll me if I hit the button? Now, a clever man would put the troll when I don't hit the button, because he would know that only a great fool would hit the button when told not to. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose to not hit the button. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose to hit the button. Basilicon : You've made your decision then? Dave : Not remotely. Because Mario Maker is connected to the internet, as everyone knows, and the internet is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose to not hit the button. Basilicon : Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. Dave : Wait till I get going! Now, where was I? Basilicon : The internet. Dave : Yes, the internet. And you must have suspected I would have known about Mario Maker's connectivity, so I can clearly not choose to hit the button. Basilicon : You're just stalling now. Dave : You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've killed me by relying on me waiting too long, which means you're exceptionally brave, so you could've put the troll when I don't hit the button, trusting on your willpower to save you, so I can clearly not choose to not hit the button. But, you've also bested me by dropping cannons, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that Mario is supposed to be fun, so you would have put the answer in the level description, so I can clearly not choose to hit the button. Basilicon : You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work. Dave : IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE TROLL IS! Basilicon : Then make your choice. Dave : I will, and I choose... what in the world can that be? [Dave gestures up and away from the game. Basilicon looks backwards. Dave hits the button] Basilicon : What? Where? I don't see anything. Dave : Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. But no matter. [Dave tries to hold back laughter] Basilicon : What's so funny? Dave : I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's continue with the level. Me not hitting the button. [Dave and Basilicon continue] Basilicon : You guessed wrong. Dave : You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I hit the button when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when RUclips content is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... [Dave stops suddenly, his smile frozen on his face, Mario falls to the ground dead. Basilicon removes the blindfold from the comment section's head] Basilicon : You all right? RUclips comments : And to think, all that time it was hitting the button that was the troll. Basilicon : They were both going to troll him. I spent the last few years building levels to troll people no matter what.
No you can actually kill it by having the pow block in the plant If you do what the level actually say you just drop it and the plant dies Then anytime you can go up to the wall and the thwomp activates
Dave: "I need a like a scrapbook or something" Something that records it for posterity? Maybe something you could go back and watch? Good idea, let me know when you find such technology =p
It's not a troll level but I did a level with that in the level. 0PP-966-9SG (will only give one hint choose wisely the answer can be found around the 2nd half of the level)
@@galacticman9690 thank you! I made it for DGR as he requested in this video: ruclips.net/video/7FGzl6f0qCI/видео.html @ 6:20 then emailed him and he replied like 3 weeks later saying he'd use it periodically in his videos and leave a link in the description to my channel
Thomas Alban Can you tell me, do the lyrics say “It’s a troll level”? Because it sounds like “It’s a trolled level” to me, and it’s been bothering me ever since I first heard it. I must know!
Usually I hate troll levels, but this one was not only stuffed with brilliant trolls, it also told you what to do after failing. And THAT is really nice, because this level just never gets frustrating at any point.
That level was hilarious. Watched with my 3 sons, and they were constantly laughing, and yelling to hit the button every time (and of course DGR listens!) Question: When do you normally live stream? Been looking, but never seem to catch at the right time.
The subscribe button is also a red button so, sadly, I can't subscribe to your channel! 😥 If you press the Like button on my comment, I will switch the red button to another colour and I will subscribe you! 😉
me: *sees pow and piranha plant* me: you have to drop it, not throw it *a few deaths later* *DGR finds out he had to drop it* I called it so hard I swear
In the star section, the troll was that you *can* grab the shelmet, but if you do you can't get past the grinder until the star runs out meaning you die to the other grinder when you go through the pipe because your invincibility frames from taking damage will run out. Good job avoiding that troll Dave.
Notice that at the right side there's a POW falling as well. You wouldn't have needed to suicide, just could have grabbed that after returning from the door.
Every action movie ever: “DO NOT PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON!”
Right before the end: “Now, we push the Big Red Button.”
Nice reference!
Prober Gaming What do you think it’s from?
@@ProberGaming What movie are you referring to? There alot of movies like this
I was actually going for Cats VS Dogs, but the actual quotes weren’t quite as funny.
“You don't just press the big button.”
“Now we can push the big button.”
Dmonitised Dave
“That was so dumb! Not that you’re surprised by that.” -Self-aware Dave 2020
His comment helped me realize my own faults 😂
Lol imagine a troll level that's actually a normal level but everyone's so paranoid.
Hallowizer YES
@@slopes7858 That level actually exists, and juzcook played it. It's called "To Troll or Not To Troll. That is the Troll."
Oh god I need to play it
69th like
You're like Hitler but even he cared about Germany... or something!
“Do not touch the red button”
Other half of my brain: *Don’t touch it*
Other half of my brain: Is this a challenge?
Mind games...
guy with a mustage
wy do i see you everywere i go
then there's the other half of the brain the red button looks like hot sauce
@@basilicon. 😂😂😂
@@Jolllypop does he earn by Commenting?
“Call me a tree cause I’m stumped” DGR says, ok treeGR
Dammit now I have to delete my comment of the same joke :(
#savethetrees
r/comedyheven
Lol
3:42 When you hit the “P” you *GET* the P.
Actually you get the PP
edit: when you get the "P" you get the "D"
Aidan Snyder me too because that was real weird and cringey
Aidan Snyder also if he did no one would know
Aidan Snyder what was there
Basilicon: DO NOT TOUCH THE RED BUTTON!
Dave: *proceeds to touch every single red button in the entire level*
Me:
That's just it. When you tell someone not to touch the red button in a game you're telling them "DO IT FOR LULZ"
Im crying and screaming on phone
Most infuriating video ever and he kept laughing EVERY time
RUN, just run dammit you have played million troll and number one troll is to never wait yet he does it EVERY time augh
Rules: Am I a joke to you?
Kevin Tish lmak
boodesultan12 انت الي بمدارس رياض الصالحين؟؟
I feel like Dave's old college days were extremely interesting.
Filled with red angry wigglers, black and red balls to the face, and glory holes
Ikr
Zachary San Vicente “we gotta do the ol’ front to back switcheroo on the thwomp.” Dave?
Zachary San Vicente Lacke
I mean you’re not wrong
"My thumbs were just shaking in their boots"
- Dave 2020
Do you know where I can find thumb boots? Hey, Siri, order me a case of thumb boots, large, suede.
HAHA that was hilarious when hearing that
I love the trolled level jingle. It’s amazing.
thank you!
Thomas Alban is a legend
Dave: I haven't done that since my old college days.
You went to a strange college.
no u
Ya who hasn’t done that
Never done the front to back before
Indeed
YOU LITTLE BRATS
I DEMAND A "CHECK POINT CITY " T SHIRT
Pauly AND A DGR GUARANTEE T SHIRT
Do you know the designs that allow you to run your hand across it and flip the colors? (I forgot the name...)
Have both sides say TROLLED.
How about a "fill the horn with oil" shirt?
@@tibomusique no...a DGR guarantee button
Local Maple it’s called a sequin.
DGR - “I’m not giving up”
Chain chomp - I would be to differ
Is it reverse psychology or reverse reverse psychology or reverse reverse reverse psychology 🤔
Basilicon : All right. Do you press the button? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and then you continue the level, and find out who is right... and who is dead.
Dave : But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would troll me if I hit the button? Now, a clever man would put the troll when I don't hit the button, because he would know that only a great fool would hit the button when told not to. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose to not hit the button. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose to hit the button.
Basilicon : You've made your decision then?
Dave : Not remotely. Because Mario Maker is connected to the internet, as everyone knows, and the internet is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose to not hit the button.
Basilicon : Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Dave : Wait till I get going! Now, where was I?
Basilicon : The internet.
Dave : Yes, the internet. And you must have suspected I would have known about Mario Maker's connectivity, so I can clearly not choose to hit the button.
Basilicon : You're just stalling now.
Dave : You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've killed me by relying on me waiting too long, which means you're exceptionally brave, so you could've put the troll when I don't hit the button, trusting on your willpower to save you, so I can clearly not choose to not hit the button. But, you've also bested me by dropping cannons, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that Mario is supposed to be fun, so you would have put the answer in the level description, so I can clearly not choose to hit the button.
Basilicon : You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
Dave : IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE TROLL IS!
Basilicon : Then make your choice.
Dave : I will, and I choose... what in the world can that be?
[Dave gestures up and away from the game. Basilicon looks backwards. Dave hits the button]
Basilicon : What? Where? I don't see anything.
Dave : Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. But no matter.
[Dave tries to hold back laughter]
Basilicon : What's so funny?
Dave : I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's continue with the level. Me not hitting the button.
[Dave and Basilicon continue]
Basilicon : You guessed wrong.
Dave : You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I hit the button when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when RUclips content is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
[Dave stops suddenly, his smile frozen on his face, Mario falls to the ground dead. Basilicon removes the blindfold from the comment section's head]
Basilicon : You all right?
RUclips comments : And to think, all that time it was hitting the button that was the troll.
Basilicon : They were both going to troll him. I spent the last few years building levels to troll people no matter what.
At that point it just becomes psychology lol
Oscar Jessup that was amazing. I'm surprised you put that much work into a comment.
@@OscatJ, this must've took you so long to write that comment!
It was reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse psychology. 🤓
Dgr : don't look at naked pipes kids
3:50 a large cacti d*** shown
Dgr : that's not telling us anything
Wait a minute... there’s the design with the bottoms of two naked pipes touching to form a double-sided pipe... Oh *DEEEAAAAAAAAAR*
@@kwisowofer9872 Wtf 😂😂
I have a troll level called, “The Trilogy of Trollogy”. The level code is: QJH-4C7-6RF if anyone wants to try play it.
I'll take a look at it tonight.
I played it and it’s really good
@@gooberhead9025 Dude what do you do at the second checkpoint lmao. I was a little lost, but loved the CP1... I thought I was so smart
Tim Welty you have to climb up the vine before you get to CP2
@@timwelty6857 that's what she said
*bahahahahahaha*
8:45 dropping the pow block didn't kill the piranha plant it was the thwomp next to it that dropped on a pow block killing it.
No you can actually kill it by having the pow block in the plant
If you do what the level actually say you just drop it and the plant dies
Then anytime you can go up to the wall and the thwomp activates
@@just__mate 11:39
@@just__mate The thwomp hitting the pow block kills the piranha plant like I said.
Calvin B
Actually, dropping the POW on the plant kills it
Title: Do not touch the red button
Me: *Presses the button on thumbnaill*
Basilicon was probably watching this, and thought "Okay, you're done, and... wait. Why are you still going? What?!"
”Ive been trained not to touch it”
Keeps on jumping on top of it.
Hey DGR what happened to the multiplayer versus series? Or the 1v1 series with Mayro? Please respond❤️
Yea haven't seen them in a long time. He also got an heart rate monitor and never used it while working properly.
@@nielshartman6040 It doesn't work properly, guess he couldn't calibrate it at all...
Dave: "I need a like a scrapbook or something"
Something that records it for posterity?
Maybe something you could go back and watch?
Good idea, let me know when you find such technology =p
Perhaps he should pin things to his wall
Dave: Goal is right in front of him:
Also Dave: Wanders through a pipe and CP1's himself
Well done Dave, I've never seen anyone do that before XD
I've started watching your "played levels" list so I can play the troll levels you do and then watch the video to see how many trolls I missed. :)
DGR: plays level
THE LEVLE: 😏 hehe
People: Commenting about Dave doing the level
Me: How wild were Dave's college days for him to keep bringing it up time and again.
You didn't have to die when you got to the end. Another POW comes down on the other side
*Teacher:* Why are you laughing?
*Me:* I'm laughing at a cactus... 😂
*Teacher:* Uhhh, what?
*Me:* 3:40!
*It-sa Troll Level!*
🎶 Troll Level
*It-sa Troll Level!*
🎶 Troll Level
We need troll level where:
One Red button on start that block you way to flag pole on end of level
It's not a troll level but I did a level with that in the level. 0PP-966-9SG (will only give one hint choose wisely the answer can be found around the 2nd half of the level)
The Intro music tho- XD
were you talking about my remix?
@@TAMusic Yes,Its very unique and funny LoL
@@galacticman9690 thank you! I made it for DGR as he requested in this video: ruclips.net/video/7FGzl6f0qCI/видео.html @ 6:20
then emailed him and he replied like 3 weeks later saying he'd use it periodically in his videos and leave a link in the description to my channel
@Sky Diver AD thank you! I made a full version on my channel as well
Thomas Alban Can you tell me, do the lyrics say “It’s a troll level”? Because it sounds like “It’s a trolled level” to me, and it’s been bothering me ever since I first heard it. I must know!
15:27 DGR: I've been trained not to touch it.
Every signle person: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
Making our way downtown....9:00 More like making our death side twamp.
8:39 The Office, Michael Quote
Do not touch the red button
Dave:*wearing the red t-shrt*
Fans: What can go wrong?
Usually I hate troll levels, but this one was not only stuffed with brilliant trolls, it also told you what to do after failing.
And THAT is really nice, because this level just never gets frustrating at any point.
10:52 good freeze frame
Pirantha Plant: Im alergic to Pow Blocks
Dave: I will make you eat this blue block thing so I can go on
That level was hilarious. Watched with my 3 sons, and they were constantly laughing, and yelling to hit the button every time (and of course DGR listens!)
Question: When do you normally live stream? Been looking, but never seem to catch at the right time.
Teacher: What sound makes a pig?
Me: 5:42
13:05
more like teacher: "says something"
me: "snore"
DGR: *presses the red button*
1 second later.... DGR.exe has stopped working
Do Not Touch The Red Button
ME: Touching the red button when it changed to blue
The subscribe button is also a red button so, sadly, I can't subscribe to your channel! 😥
If you press the Like button on my comment, I will switch the red button to another colour and I will subscribe you! 😉
@@alisiaale565 i was gonna like, but then u begged and i decided it wasn't worth it anymore
Someone should make a 10 hour troll jungle... LUL!
I made the jingle! and yes, that is on my list haha
3:45 min
Duuuude i thought this was a family friendly channel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Look at the cactus and you will have bad news...! 😂
So did Dave
Dave: "Now, next time, we're going to have to-" *dies* Me: "Not do that!" Dave: "-not. Do. That."
9:00 me:run DGR run
DGR:*waits*
Me:*facepalm*
“Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?”
“NO I CAN’T!!!”
Dave: The level code is right beside me...
What's beside him: *Download button*
From One bad dad joke to another: that level required a bad hack saw.
10:02 lmao his face!
It was at this moment, he knew, he fucked up.
3:41 Hey, Chichiri said it was required
Nice. Next time, you should make it out of naked pipes.
I just got SMM2 and this was the first troll level I played. It was so cool to see you play it and fall for the same trolls I did!
16:03 DGR.exe has stopped working
Was I the only one thinking WHY DIDNT YA GO BACK IN THE DOOR AT 5:37 no maybe yes
If the little fish is called Cheep-cheep, then the giant ones should be called expensive-expensive.
Do not touch the red button
Dave : I kNoW wHaT wEre goNNA dO tODay
13:41 through 13:56 watch... hilarious shows your kung fu award on pressing the red button. 😂😂😂
How normal players are raging: hnhubftcrdxdb
How dgr rages: hahahaha
Like wtf😂
"We have to go to the door that's the only option.."
*shoes accessible pipe to the right*
**facepalm**
6:21
*laughs* it’s always nice to **NO** that I’m wrong
Dave: "I've been trained not to touch it" also Dave: jumping around and running over the red button, thus already touching it...
me: *sees pow and piranha plant*
me: you have to drop it, not throw it
*a few deaths later*
*DGR finds out he had to drop it*
I called it so hard I swear
Yes! this is my favorite series!
6:58 Checkpoint city got a guardfish.
"I have so many good memories of dying over and over" - Dave
That was really smart to hide the ending behind the Thwomp...
I literally said "not do that" BEFORE you said it. I'm friggin' PSYCHIC! 🤣
7:36 The ground near the left spike
Normal...
Everybody :
DGR: ITS THE TROLL LEVEL * troll level*
3:40 you : what is in the cannons ?
3:42 Dave : take some seconds to realise his video gonna get demonitized .
I loved that on/off switch with the cat paws. XD
YAASSS ANOTHER TROLL LEVEL
6:15 why am I laughing so hard at the Wii Logo
13:52 It's almost like he is saying "STOP PRESSING MY BUTTON!!!!"
If you step on a Dash Block, you can automatically go through a Warp Pipe without pressing any buttons. It's a good thing to use for a troll.
8:47 Our Pal Dave fails to see a thwomp hitting a pow block and killing the piranha plant
In the star section, the troll was that you *can* grab the shelmet, but if you do you can't get past the grinder until the star runs out meaning you die to the other grinder when you go through the pipe because your invincibility frames from taking damage will run out.
Good job avoiding that troll Dave.
Dave has discovered the almighty 50-50-90 probability
A new troll intro. This is just getting better and better.
7:00 Checkpoint fishy, it's a beautiful fishy.
Notice that at the right side there's a POW falling as well. You wouldn't have needed to suicide, just could have grabbed that after returning from the door.
5:26 big brain troll explanation: that door was a troll because in order to access the door, a red button had to be touched
It never pays to be over-zealous? More like never take checkpoint for granted.
Dang man you had me cracking up on this level
17:54 he came out the mouth of the cheep cheep XD
4:03 “A nice collage of Cacti”- DGR
Yooo, Basilicon gettin' a DGR vid, gj! :D That end troll was incredible.
Well this video isn't child friendly
DGR, your scrapbook is literally your channel. It's called re-watching your videos ;)
(Also doing a first-video reaction XD)
*cue "It's a troll level"* yep. I'm ready for Dave to make himself look like an idiot with these trolls 😂
😄👍🏼 this was awesome
Now they need to make one with the blue button lol
Finally, another video
11:42 well, that didn't quite work out as I had PLANT
Literally nobody:
Dave: DOOOOOOAAAAH
Noti Gang happy to see a new vid every time
*Title:* Do not press the red button!
*Me:* I don't think I need the red joycon, do I? 🤔
"I don't think this is right"
*softlocks himself"
Well Dave, thanks for checking that pipe and not grabing the end. I guess otherwise I would have needed to play that level just to try it myself :)
3:41 this is why Deserts have Cactuses
Anything: a
Dave: Haven't done that since my old college days