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You know as D-class duty goes this one doesn't seem too bad. All the customers seem really polite. And thankfully neither heaven nor hell contain anything as annoying as a Karen.
@@Beachballbou Keter would be more difficult to contain. They only need to keep their clients shopping there, humans do not shop in that place and all the employes are from Foundation - there are not outside people involved untill one of the "clients" wants to shop elsewhere nearby.
Imagine if ya pissed yourself or shit your pants as you thought a angel or demon was gonna destroy your soul but in reality it just wanted some toilet paper or a half off sale.
Proof the Foundation is cold, not cruel: While they may have had to detain and abduct the college student and amnesticize him, when they found out the poor guy had just wanted to buy some orange juice and eggs for his breakfast they made sure he had some when he woke up.
Smart money says the OJ (and/or eggs) were anomalous in some way and our student wound up dead (and/or worse) to satisfy some Foundation scientists' curiosity.
Right? At first I thought how they handled him was a bit rough (I mean it's effective but they could've at least made a more civilized effort to calm him down first), but then seeing they went and stocked his fridge for him, that was very nice of them
That or the Biblically Accurate Angel felt bad for scarying the college student and materialized the OJ & eggs in his fridge. I guess it is a mystery we will never know.
You know it would be nice if monsters and humans can live side by side in harmony, then things would be so much better for everyone to be treated equally.
Agree because Broken Masquerade, SCP-6001, and anomalous civilizations either hidden anomalous civilizations or pocket dimensions, proof and show if humans, parahumans, paramutants, and non-human anomalies can coexisting with each other (Surely not all of these make everyone is peaceful, live or make some kinda utopian life, or eliminate the problems cause it still exist expected for SCP-6001, but at least it proves if human and anomalous can coexist with eachother) But those annoying Normacly Orgs would say "We must preserve normacly 🤓🤡, especially The Jailors and The Bookburners" 🐍🖐🏻🐺
I wonder how Gregory and Alma reacted to their incarceration and if they were eventually let go Imagine you and your partner go out shopping only to find that your preferred store is so closed, so you go to another nearby one only for people to flee in terror at the sight of you, and the two of you end up arrested after deciding to head home
Pretty sure they were if I have to guess the demonic monster have lawyers in the other dimension help bail them out and the SCP can’t have any inter dimensional conflict with other creatures over minor acts
The foundation has no reason to detain them further as they were only there literally to shop, & haven't actually done any harm while they were at it. Being nice to them would also make interrogation easy, & letting them go later also meant they get to warn their friends about shopping elsewhere, reducing the risk of such unintended anomalous encounters.
“Winged horrors covered in eyes, while he had hell in front of him” the fact that he shown a biblical accurate angle and said that it was from hell, that’s funny
Honestly, this store seems like a place I would actually go to. Hey Foundation, leave Babylon’s alone, in fact just remove the open/close sign and just put an “Open 24/7” sign or even an “Always Open” sign and you won’t need to worry about the customers going to different stores.
I love how in reality, so many college students I know would be so chill seeing demons and angels in a supermarket, like a big whatever since finals are more scary 😂
It was nice of the agents to at least get the kid some eggs and oj. They could have been put there to put the kid from wandering around to the store again, but still a chill move.
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This is probably THE most benign SCP i've watched in this channel so far, & instead of not wanting to be anywhere near like how i'd usually do with other SCP, this' one where i'm actually interested to get into & talk to some of the regulars. Hell, if the goods are proven safe for human consumption & actually taste nice, i'd like to shop there as well.
Well this is definitely not about a Alien Plant from another world. Even monsters need to buy their groceries somewhere. Stores in our world may not apply to the monsters here. Anyways a very interesting SCP here. Well done covering this SCP. Keep up the great work and take care.
It was very kind of the SCP Operatives to leave some eggs and orange juice in the fridge for the unfortunate college student. I was expecting him to wake up in some "Interview Room".
Yeah you probably still be startled by their appearance every now and then but if anything the food you get there is probably decently priced then what they're charging it supermarkets nowadays.
Im offended that you think "large beefy men covered in tattoos should "be locked up for life""! I'll have you know my 83 yr. old grandma who tends to her garden everyday and made us the best chocolate chip cookies growing up is the nicest bulging bicep tattooed man you'll ever meet.
@@The_Real_SmolOrTem even when you are the SCP, agents and researchers will often get you requested items if 1 you ask nicely and 2 they don't see it as a security risk
So, a couple of demons are just trying to grocery shop, minding their own business, and then they’re screamed at, then kidnapped and held hostage by a bunch of humans for who knows how long.
Well according to the file it says that they've been released the day or so after this incident and I've made sure not to go do any late night grocery shopping. On speaker that I need to go pick some things up from babylon's I forgot on what aisle they have The cockatry eggs.
I wonder if they tried to communicate with them? I mean, if you go to a supermarket and find people looking at you bad everytime and limiting you, it could feel bad, just tell them the rules when they visit Earth.
Im so glad I watched this just because of that intro alone. That shit made me super uncomfortable and then laughing like I saw somebody get knocked out with a foam finger.
I gotta feeling cosplayers would be fine shopping and working at Babylons. Plus, why is Gregory looking for stocked groceries when Alma is already stacked?
Personally i would love to go this store,the creatures don't seem hostile but rather friendly and the products are so unique,would be fun to browse around and maybe talk to some of the creatures
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thanks I definitely needed that (I'm deadass)
3 days?
@@thegoldenfox2403yea
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT BETTERHELP
Lovecraftian monsters need reasonably-priced groceries, too. Can't conquer the world and establish dominion over all souls on an empty stomach
Yeah, 10 gnome dollars for un-bread is unacceptable
@@DietaryCandleinflation is getting crazy. with these prices, monsters wont even be able to commute to our realm.
Probably why we don't see any these days @@stjeep
I'd like to drop by one if one is available
No malls in R'lyeh unfortunately 😉😁🤣
You know as D-class duty goes this one doesn't seem too bad. All the customers seem really polite. And thankfully neither heaven nor hell contain anything as annoying as a Karen.
Untill they meet demon named Kraen
Why did they make it Euclid?
@@Beachballbou because it's Euclid
@@BeachballbouDo you ever heard "customers are always right" provoking them and you won't get to live to see another day.
@@Beachballbou Keter would be more difficult to contain. They only need to keep their clients shopping there, humans do not shop in that place and all the employes are from Foundation - there are not outside people involved untill one of the "clients" wants to shop elsewhere nearby.
The biblical accurate angel asking for toilet paper made me roll😂😂
Good!
Ahh, see what you did there
All this laughing has me wiped out
The implication is a little terrifying... haha
biblical accurate client
Imagine if ya pissed yourself or shit your pants as you thought a angel or demon was gonna destroy your soul but in reality it just wanted some toilet paper or a half off sale.
Oh please, I don’t believe the Walmart employee panicked or was scared, that sh*t is normal for Walmart.
Why do you think their turnover rate is so high?
As a Walmart employee I can confirm we deal with way worse than demons on a daily basis
@@maxwellkukowski8818Ohio is the same as anywhere else in the USA except being remoter than the average state
@@maxwellkukowski8818 explain Florida
A bunch of us where I work are fans of Hazbin Good omens and other demon stuff so we'd be thrilled
Proof the Foundation is cold, not cruel: While they may have had to detain and abduct the college student and amnesticize him, when they found out the poor guy had just wanted to buy some orange juice and eggs for his breakfast they made sure he had some when he woke up.
ikr right but he got the one with pulp tho.
it was mainly just to stop him going back out to get them, and inevitably going back to Babylon's
Ok 05 council we know its you
Smart money says the OJ (and/or eggs) were anomalous in some way and our student wound up dead (and/or worse) to satisfy some Foundation scientists' curiosity.
I love how an instance of a Biblically accurate Angel shops there.
I love how the 2854 cash is the ‘You’ve been Gnomed’ gnome logo.
I'm not a gnelf
I'm not a gnoblin
I'm a Gahnome, and you've been GNOMED!
Wow, that's nice of the SCP agents to get that guy some eggs and OJ.
I would say it is just an easy way to prevent the same events from happening again.
Right? At first I thought how they handled him was a bit rough (I mean it's effective but they could've at least made a more civilized effort to calm him down first), but then seeing they went and stocked his fridge for him, that was very nice of them
Cold, not cruel. And it kept him from wandering out of the apartment again.
This place seems safer than the other super store... and less weird than Omega Mart.
That or the Biblically Accurate Angel felt bad for scarying the college student and materialized the OJ & eggs in his fridge. I guess it is a mystery we will never know.
I can respect Gregory stance:
“We already walked through the door, we have a commitment to shop here.”
the demonic customers:
All bark and no bite. Polite.
Most aren't even bark, they talk in casual tones
All bark?? Hell, most just happened to talk with a harsh voice becuz they're born like that! They didn't even try to bark!
You know it would be nice if monsters and humans can live side by side in harmony, then things would be so much better for everyone to be treated equally.
Serpents hand agent spotted
@@maxwellkukowski8818 rogue that I’ll wait for further instructions from command
Agree because Broken Masquerade, SCP-6001, and anomalous civilizations either hidden anomalous civilizations or pocket dimensions, proof and show if humans, parahumans, paramutants, and non-human anomalies can coexisting with each other (Surely not all of these make everyone is peaceful, live or make some kinda utopian life, or eliminate the problems cause it still exist expected for SCP-6001, but at least it proves if human and anomalous can coexist with eachother)
But those annoying Normacly Orgs would say "We must preserve normacly 🤓🤡, especially The Jailors and The Bookburners"
🐍🖐🏻🐺
@@agustofurrywolf That makes a lot of sense
Given how humans are, I can’t see that working anytime soon… sadly
This must be where the Scarlet King pops by to get some groceries.
🎏 where did this emoji spawn😭😭😭
@@snacku7 They spawn in fabric rich environments so they can make more flags. 🎏🥻🎌
sshhhh, dont give him form
@@snacku7🤽🏻♂️
10:30 Man, it's even more surreal to see an Ophanim animated. Also, what would it want with toilet paper?
Maybe its picking it up for a friend?
Or maybe something something else?
He and the boys are going down to TP ol' man Beelzebub's house.
🤣
Ever heard of a holy shit
Damn it Walmart, taking business away for Local Anomalous Businesses
Cerberus Hot dog is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
Until you try eating it and then it eats you back.
Thats nice of the agents to buy him groceries
He would’ve just gone back
I wonder how Gregory and Alma reacted to their incarceration and if they were eventually let go
Imagine you and your partner go out shopping only to find that your preferred store is so closed, so you go to another nearby one only for people to flee in terror at the sight of you, and the two of you end up arrested after deciding to head home
Pretty sure they were if I have to guess the demonic monster have lawyers in the other dimension help bail them out and the SCP can’t have any inter dimensional conflict with other creatures over minor acts
Most likely since the Foundation seems to be largely leaving the store to it's own devices
The foundation has no reason to detain them further as they were only there literally to shop, & haven't actually done any harm while they were at it. Being nice to them would also make interrogation easy, & letting them go later also meant they get to warn their friends about shopping elsewhere, reducing the risk of such unintended anomalous encounters.
“Winged horrors covered in eyes, while he had hell in front of him” the fact that he shown a biblical accurate angle and said that it was from hell, that’s funny
Could have been a fallen angel
Ha! SCP-4703 laughs: You call yourself an anomalous supermarket??
SCP-2854: Well, yeah. I've got gummy souls and everything!
SCP-4703: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
I think you miss-write scp,it's scp 4703
@@Artem_Tkachenko oops! Thank you!
@@SirWilliamKidney no problems.
@@SirWilliamKidney and also kraken
@@Artem_Tkachenko Haha I did notice that and decided it wasn't worth correcting, but hey since I'm here anyway :)
He could've made a hellish omelet if he found those deviled eggs.
Not the deviled eggs that meme needs to die😂
i love that this is one of the more wholesome files
😆😆I want more of Gregory and Alma
Loved this one, I can only imagine the creatures hating inflation as Much as us 😂
Honestly, this store seems like a place I would actually go to. Hey Foundation, leave Babylon’s alone, in fact just remove the open/close sign and just put an “Open 24/7” sign or even an “Always Open” sign and you won’t need to worry about the customers going to different stores.
Am I the only one who would actually like working at this store?
No you're not I went to but the problem is you have to work for the foundation to even get a job there.
I love how in reality, so many college students I know would be so chill seeing demons and angels in a supermarket, like a big whatever since finals are more scary 😂
Poor gregory and alma they just wanted some groceries😂
15:24 Thanks for gnoming us, Dr. Bob
So this is what Diablo was doing between games.
Gregory D. Diablo loves his candied souls.
Not even death can save you if you keep him from a sale.
Nice of the hungover guy to make sure his roommate was on his side (just in case) before he left.
I swear I’d watch a sitcom around Gregory & Alma 😂
It was nice of the agents to at least get the kid some eggs and oj. They could have been put there to put the kid from wandering around to the store again, but still a chill move.
Poor Gregory and Alma 🥲
Alma looks kinda of cute in demonic way
Better help isn’t trusted,
There's a lot of controversy around it
Do NOT buy it!!!
i wish dr bob would stop sponsoring the company its annoying seeing so many channels i like doing this
@@billyhatcher643 i thought it was the other way around where companies sponsor you
Companies like BH give people they sponsor contracts, so they have to continue advertising them until it runs out. As far as I'm aware, BH in particular has contracts that can last up to a year.
Better help in an SCP.
@@alfonzog6327 this is why
I know they were demons but damn they were just shopping
"I was just wondering if you knew where I could find some toilet paper in here" 😂
-Says the biblically accurate angel that was just fallen from the godly plains of heaven😂
…42 seconds in, and I’m already sold on this.
"It's a being torn out of the most ancient scriptures," Ezekiel 17. The "un-bread" made me laugh tho.
This is probably THE most benign SCP i've watched in this channel so far, & instead of not wanting to be anywhere near like how i'd usually do with other SCP, this' one where i'm actually interested to get into & talk to some of the regulars. Hell, if the goods are proven safe for human consumption & actually taste nice, i'd like to shop there as well.
Well this is definitely not about a Alien Plant from another world.
Even monsters need to buy their groceries somewhere. Stores in our world may not apply to the monsters here.
Anyways a very interesting SCP here. Well done covering this SCP.
Keep up the great work and take care.
It was very kind of the SCP Operatives to leave some eggs and orange juice in the fridge for the unfortunate college student.
I was expecting him to wake up in some "Interview Room".
I won't be afraid of those creatures I will still shop in the store
Yeah you probably still be startled by their appearance every now and then but if anything the food you get there is probably decently priced then what they're charging it supermarkets nowadays.
Im offended that you think "large beefy men covered in tattoos should "be locked up for life""!
I'll have you know my 83 yr. old grandma who tends to her garden everyday and made us the best chocolate chip cookies growing up is the nicest bulging bicep tattooed man you'll ever meet.
I’m pretty sure it was the made up college student who thought that
Super awesome.
Bro this is my favourite SCP so far
So even the Heavenly realms were affected by the toilet paper crisis and COVID panic-buying.
Sounds like a pretty cool interdimensional supermarket.👌
Is this one of the safest SCPs for D Class to work around? lol
until you tell them that product no longer exists, i think it is >_
Biblically Accurate just needed the toilet paper my man
What's he wipin'!!!
Oh boy Hotdog!
You mean, "Oh crap, helldog."
Oh crap sus dangerous dog
This reminded me about that Interdimensional Diner, at least the customers is friendly and mostly mind their own shopping business
I work at a Wally World atm and found this very entertaining, btw in the span of 4 or 5 days I finally caught up to your current videos.
I live in Wilmington North Carolina and I can confirm this did happen I was at the Walmart
Dr bob is becoming more and more less scary but the situations seem more common that could happen to anyone
This video is one of the several times were a real brand appears, i will not count how many car brands appeard in all dr bob videos
gregory seems like a pretty cool guy
Don't know why everyones' screaming, primitive entities beyond mortal comprehension are a very common occurrence over there.
at least he got his Eggs and Orange Juice
I thought that was nice of the feild agents to get the collage students breakfast ingredients 😊
@@sarajohnson6855 hey, if you say something you need to a SCP Agent when you're not the SCP you might get something!
@@The_Real_SmolOrTem even when you are the SCP, agents and researchers will often get you requested items if 1 you ask nicely and 2 they don't see it as a security risk
I worked at Walmart, for five years...over 20 years ago. Would be nice to have some Class A amnestics😮😂...
Guess I found the second SCP I'd like to meet in person! The first, of course, is the tickle monster... Thanks for the cover Doc!
the intro had me laughing
Yo my guy. I dont need therapy. You are my therapy
The bull guy:"Wheres the produce section"
Worker: "Isle 4"
The bull guy:"Hm I wonder why he didnt tell us"
I like how the Throne at 10:57 sounds a lot like Gianni Matragrano’s Gabriel voice.
gotta agree with that demon. 25% off on bananas? great deal
So, a couple of demons are just trying to grocery shop, minding their own business, and then they’re screamed at, then kidnapped and held hostage by a bunch of humans for who knows how long.
i think i would consider it as a level safe
That was magnificent. You made a masterpiece, Dr. Bob, again. 👏
LMAO. Fairtrade organic bananas. 25% off. Had me reeling.
A demon saying Goddamn is hilarious to me
Strange, this is one of the few instances where the anomaly isn't gonna kill you yet
If the food is good I'd shop there. The customers seem chill.
9:54 If I ever saw a Biblically Accurate Angel coming towards my direction, I'd probably try to either run or just stare at it in all of its "glory"
The term Hel-Mart lives up to its name LOL 😂😂😂
I would probably prefer to shop at Babylons compared to my local asda
12:34 nice for the foundation to get him breakfast
10;46 that’s a biblical description of an angel.
I would shop here i mean sure as hell it would beat any other store and the enteties seems nice enough
I think dado 2 go would be the next scip drBob should cover because this is that but chaotic as hell
Glad Dr. Bob recovered from whatever memetic effect that was making him upload compilation videos! Happy to see you’re better 😉
l love that Dr bob is now balancing between compilations and separate videos ❤
Thanks for listening
That intro was great!!
What happened to Alma and Gregory though? They just wanted to do some shopping.
Well according to the file it says that they've been released the day or so after this incident and I've made sure not to go do any late night grocery shopping.
On speaker that I need to go pick some things up from babylon's I forgot on what aisle they have The cockatry eggs.
Most likely they were released since the Foundation seems to be largely leaving the store to it's own devices
The line about grocery prices towards the end 😘
You think Alastor and Constantine shop here?
They're both banned because of the egg Incident and because john keeps smoking even though there's A no smoking rule
I have alot of respect for people that work retail thst must suck i cant stand dealing with people very long-term
20:48 Personally I think customers are also more likely to shop elsewhere if the store is actively kidnapping them, but that's just me
SCP agent 1 "wait which orange juice did you get him?"
SCP agent 2 "the one with pulp"
SCP agent 1 "you moron he doesn't usually get that type!"
I wonder if they tried to communicate with them? I mean, if you go to a supermarket and find people looking at you bad everytime and limiting you, it could feel bad, just tell them the rules when they visit Earth.
How would SCP-001 when day breaks even react to this?
wow...youd think wall-mart would be ok with satan monster'z xD
i mean they would its not the worst thing that showed up their.....like demonic customers are ok compared to a karen xd
NOW THAT'S A HOT DOG 😅😅😅. but that 25% off tho. Even the monster couldn't resist
Im so glad I watched this just because of that intro alone. That shit made me super uncomfortable and then laughing like I saw somebody get knocked out with a foam finger.
I gotta feeling cosplayers would be fine shopping and working at Babylons. Plus, why is Gregory looking for stocked groceries when Alma is already stacked?
the materialization is just the 4D clerk restocking
Personally i would love to go this store,the creatures don't seem hostile but rather friendly and the products are so unique,would be fun to browse around and maybe talk to some of the creatures
I want to go to this store it looks awesome. This SCP reminds me of SCP 4258 Freddy’s dinner
I bet those deviled eggs are spicy.
Man, I've been to that Walmart it sucks.
0:00 I thought it was a pterodactyl