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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @SusanWelch-ms9hg
    @SusanWelch-ms9hg Месяц назад +120

    And seven years later......here we are. This video is even more appropriate now than it was 7 years ago.

    • @brandontaylor3249
      @brandontaylor3249 Месяц назад +1

      YUP! Got to love the bastardization of Christianity by Nationalists who don't even love Jesus

  • @TruTriples
    @TruTriples Месяц назад +41

    The amount of Republican jesus videos that have resurfaced after years is the real second coming

  • @truthmatters6831
    @truthmatters6831 Месяц назад +46

    CINOs : christian in name only !
    They believe the rich man's Jesus !

  • @RLee-zs1ds
    @RLee-zs1ds Месяц назад +27

    So true. This add should have been repeatedly run by the Democrats before the 2024 election.

    • @sophiepooks2174
      @sophiepooks2174 Месяц назад

      Many of those Dems were in on it, would not be the first time corporate Neo-liberals/liberal elites and their media have enabled fascist dictatorships, rather than allow capitalism to be become regulated and reformed.
      Some Democrat politicians don't want anything in the status quo to change, many of them own multiple properties and land just like the billionaires and Republican elites.

    • @vanglez765
      @vanglez765 Месяц назад

      Still would have won, blindfulness is bigger now.

  • @DNLDVID
    @DNLDVID 2 месяца назад +111

    Wow! This is 2024 now & this represents the christian nationalist who support DJT!!!!!!! How clear this is what they think what Jesus would say!

    • @Joe-xj2tb
      @Joe-xj2tb 2 месяца назад

      You need help!!

    • @craigsmith1443
      @craigsmith1443 Месяц назад

      There must be, what, 6.72 Christian nationalists in the country? Quite a threat to gin up our emotions to counter.

    • @jerryking1375
      @jerryking1375 Месяц назад +5

      Exactly!

    • @jerryking1375
      @jerryking1375 Месяц назад +11

      ​@@Joe-xj2tbhe is exactly right!

    • @craigsmith1443
      @craigsmith1443 Месяц назад +2

      _How clear this is what they think what Jesus would say!_
      How do you know he wouldn't?

  • @williammccallum1550
    @williammccallum1550 Месяц назад +25

    Sounds like most Christian I know in Georgia.

    • @davidboyd9204
      @davidboyd9204 Месяц назад +3

      And Texas!!

    • @_just_looking_thank_you
      @_just_looking_thank_you Месяц назад +3

      And Florida

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 28 дней назад +1

      I feel that people should be forced to take a test, and if their views are way too different from that of their alleged prophets, they get fined if they call themselves whatever that belief system is.

    • @williammccallum1550
      @williammccallum1550 28 дней назад

      @@_just_looking_thank_you I agree 💯 percent

  • @toddmiller7876
    @toddmiller7876 2 года назад +53

    More sad than anything. Spot on, but sad.

  • @rgrif777
    @rgrif777 Месяц назад +24

    That was so beautiful. How could someone not follow Republican Jesus?🤪😵‍💫🤣

  • @castillo184
    @castillo184 2 месяца назад +25

    Christianity has more than 45,000 denominations worldwide. They all have different teachings, they all also claim to have the truth somebody is lying

    • @erwinivery1294
      @erwinivery1294 Месяц назад

      Forgive me, but I respectfully disagree with you… lying is an intentional act….these phuckin idiots actually believe the crap they’re selling😒

    • @olly8
      @olly8 Месяц назад +5

      Nailed it! As a 12yr old, I went through classes to become Methodist- like my family. When I was asked "do you choose to join the church?"
      I said NO. I decided to check out other religions. But when they started that phrase "this is the ONE true religion..."
      I was outta there. Thanks for pointing this out 👍🏻

    • @unbreakable7633
      @unbreakable7633 Месяц назад

      People can be mistaken. Being mistaken isn't lying.

    • @vicferrari89
      @vicferrari89 Месяц назад

      @@olly8 And now, are you one of us? A-Thiest? Where the truth is common sense and the where common sense is truth.....

  • @richardwilliams473
    @richardwilliams473 2 года назад +18

    Music in the background, the guitar playing an excerpt from Appalachian Spring by composer Aaron Copeland

    • @guitarz76
      @guitarz76 Месяц назад +2

      I know this song as "It's a Gift to be Simple", a Shaker folk song.

  • @JOHNSmith-pn6fj
    @JOHNSmith-pn6fj Месяц назад +22

    Spot on for those good Christain Republicans

  • @Boby-f7r
    @Boby-f7r Месяц назад +5

    This needs to be reposted as "historically accurate Jesus." So the far right can be outraged about this!

  • @rhodeislandrose
    @rhodeislandrose Месяц назад +10

    Made 7 years ago - Yikes! We need to do some serious soul searching!

  • @Sirius39170
    @Sirius39170 Месяц назад +7

    This is why we have separation of church and state in the U.S.

  • @kimlallen639
    @kimlallen639 Месяц назад +7

    Jesus certainly wouldn't be republican

    • @justice4all719
      @justice4all719 Месяц назад

      On the other side you have democrats genociding Palestinians. Both sides rotten to the core

  • @jerryjones7293
    @jerryjones7293 2 месяца назад +12

    Obviously, truth is precious, complicated, and often painful.

  • @zenncatt
    @zenncatt Месяц назад +10

    MAGA Jesus isn't nice. 🙁

  • @FoOtFoOt542
    @FoOtFoOt542 Месяц назад +3

    This aged well.
    Too well

  • @nadrojfan
    @nadrojfan 3 года назад +30

    The preachers in the USA today literally say these things... and even much worse!

    • @andybray9791
      @andybray9791 5 месяцев назад

      People like Voddie bauchman wouldn’t say that

    • @DNLDVID
      @DNLDVID 2 месяца назад

      Deceived!

  • @perrymasonxix5954
    @perrymasonxix5954 3 месяца назад +29

    This is actually very accurate

  • @pikespice
    @pikespice Месяц назад +2

    Therapist: Jesus with Countryballs voice isn't real, it can't hurt you.
    Jesus with Countryballs voice:

  • @okd521
    @okd521 Месяц назад +2

    Why is it that only those who are outside the cult can see it 😐

  • @topfuel29channel
    @topfuel29channel 6 лет назад +22

    Good Video. More people need to watch this.
    Good Job.

    • @JesusChristisLordForever
      @JesusChristisLordForever 2 года назад

      PEOPLE, Please STOP using The Lord's name in VAIN
      What good is people praising you for such and you living a pleasurable life
      If you are going to lose it all When you die and burn in the lake of fire
      It's not worth it
      There is only one God
      The God of the bible
      Jesus Christ is his son
      Him and His Son are ONE
      He is the King of all Kings and he is calling on you to Repent, leave any sinful living, believe in and follow only him for he IS THE WAY AND THE LIGHT
      Not Muhammad, Not budah, No one but the God of the Bible
      He died for our sins, defeated death, and rose again
      Jesus Lives

    • @Kingsdragonz
      @Kingsdragonz 8 месяцев назад +3

      Correct, especially more of the MAGA cult.

    • @Marshall_Stacks
      @Marshall_Stacks 2 месяца назад

      @@JesusChristisLordForever TL;DR, but HAHA!

    • @TodaysDante
      @TodaysDante Месяц назад

      Why? You like being lied to?

  • @CarrinaCarrillo
    @CarrinaCarrillo 21 день назад +1

    I think he is talking about the Democrats.

  • @gggaryjon67
    @gggaryjon67 Месяц назад +1

    The sorrow for the US continues. Will selfishness and greed work this time?

  • @jasonwardy8192
    @jasonwardy8192 2 месяца назад +11

    Wish this were a joke.

    • @Joe-xj2tb
      @Joe-xj2tb 2 месяца назад

      It is a joke

  • @tommyoliver5106
    @tommyoliver5106 2 месяца назад +5

    CORRECT REPUBLICANS DO GOOD AS TELLING YOU THAT THEY LOVE GOD, BUT THEIR ACTIONS SHOW OTHERWISE!

  • @theherald4340
    @theherald4340 Месяц назад +2

    Jesus has no political affiliations!

    • @tdb517
      @tdb517 Месяц назад +1

      He basically supported socialism

    • @theherald4340
      @theherald4340 Месяц назад +1

      @ True to some point. But not socialism as some blindly take on politically. No socialism, means not caring about or helping other humans and their needs, which is what the Man Jesus, (if he did indeed come among us 20centuries ago) was about.

    • @tdb517
      @tdb517 Месяц назад

      @@theherald4340 yes socialism doesn't mean blindly believe a doctrine, it means humans matter more than profit.

    • @theherald4340
      @theherald4340 Месяц назад

      @ Absolutely 👍

  • @joecosta5189
    @joecosta5189 Месяц назад +5

    there god is the almighty dollar 💵

  • @davidmccall4776
    @davidmccall4776 Месяц назад +5

    Spot on!

  • @jamesalexander5623
    @jamesalexander5623 Месяц назад +3

    Conservative American Christians .... Aren't!

  • @unbreakable7633
    @unbreakable7633 Месяц назад +6

    God has no religion, no race, no politics.

  • @Panbaneesha
    @Panbaneesha Месяц назад +2

    Like a prophecy...

  • @mongoharry7765
    @mongoharry7765 Месяц назад +3

    Jesus is NOT Republican. Matt 25:44 KJV.

  • @Giuvannuzzeddu
    @Giuvannuzzeddu 3 года назад +11

    Tragic but accurate

  • @ryzekiv7147
    @ryzekiv7147 Месяц назад +1

    1:1 adaptation of the Conservative Bible

  • @danielg.1707
    @danielg.1707 Месяц назад +2

    Hallelujah brother, America has a new orange God now.

  • @Unknown-m7u
    @Unknown-m7u Месяц назад +7

    This shit is hilarious

  • @shihyuchu6753
    @shihyuchu6753 3 года назад +12

    Donald...are you a Christian? Are you born again? Do you have eternal life? Or are you just using Jesus name to politicise?

  • @businesscat4435
    @businesscat4435 3 года назад +5

    Seems like he's missing guns

    • @johngallagher912
      @johngallagher912 2 месяца назад

      You wanted your children to be safe in school, so I gave you unlimited assault weapon ownership.

    • @johngallagher912
      @johngallagher912 2 месяца назад

      You wanted your children to be safe in school, so I gave you unlimited assault gun ownership.

  • @desertsunman5880
    @desertsunman5880 3 года назад +7

    So well said - sad, true, but very well said - thx

  • @isitrachelorj3953
    @isitrachelorj3953 Месяц назад

    No way dude, that is Dusty (Dustin) Klingle from Mantoen Kansas. I went to high school with that dude. Smoked a lot of dope, chivvied a lot of "sweet-thangs". Heard he want to jail after CC, then went born-again and became a pastor when he got out. Not surprising, he always said that was where all the little girls were.

  • @mauriciofonseca2079
    @mauriciofonseca2079 Месяц назад +1

    Orange is the new Jesus

  • @Proj_Doomsday
    @Proj_Doomsday 28 дней назад

    The only people who are religious were either raised in a religious family, or turned to it in hard times. Because nobody else would believe the fairy tale in right state of mind.

  • @PatDawson-d6q
    @PatDawson-d6q Месяц назад

    America first, if you don't like it, don't let the door hit you in the ass
    .

  • @AltPotus
    @AltPotus Месяц назад

    Oh, well...the rich get richer, the stupid get screwed.

  • @josephbelisle5792
    @josephbelisle5792 Месяц назад +1

    WWJD? Freak out at what christians consider christianity.

  • @bellabug246
    @bellabug246 Месяц назад +2

    💯

  • @screechingwind114
    @screechingwind114 Месяц назад +1

    Ladies and WombMen around The World have to Figure Out how to Turn Nasty Roosters into Hens ?

  • @ishmaelgraham164
    @ishmaelgraham164 3 года назад +11

    Jesus is not a Republican he could ve been a Democrat

    • @bobbafett1849
      @bobbafett1849 4 месяца назад +2

      He was a *woke socialist* so we already know.

    • @andybray9791
      @andybray9791 3 месяца назад +2

      Jesus was neither

    • @juanchgames_yt
      @juanchgames_yt 2 месяца назад

      Jesus was neither a Democrat or Republican, he was a Jewish in Jerusalem who was crucified by his message of a new kingdom based on kindness and love.
      The liberation theology sucks, marxism and plenty of lies, should of never been considered a Theology.
      Anyways I don't think Jesus would of agree anyways with 120+ genders or anything the democrats are now.
      Democrats would of crucify him today.

  • @zackfair914
    @zackfair914 3 года назад +8

    Well done.

    • @JesusChristisLordForever
      @JesusChristisLordForever 2 года назад

      PEOPLE, Please STOP using The Lord's name in VAIN
      What good is people praising you for such and you living a pleasurable life
      If you are going to lose it all When you die and burn in the lake of fire
      It's not worth it
      There is only one God
      The God of the bible
      Jesus Christ is his son
      Him and His Son are ONE
      He is the King of all Kings and he is calling on you to Repent, leave any sinful living, believe in and follow only him for he IS THE WAY AND THE LIGHT
      Not Muhammad, Not budah, No one but the God of the Bible
      He died for our sins, defeated death, and rose again
      Jesus Lives

  • @geralddecaire6664
    @geralddecaire6664 6 лет назад +8

    This is hilarious

    • @JesusChristisLordForever
      @JesusChristisLordForever 2 года назад

      PEOPLE, Please STOP using The Lord's name in VAIN
      What good is people praising you for such and you living a pleasurable life
      If you are going to lose it all When you die and burn in the lake of fire
      It's not worth it
      There is only one God
      The God of the bible
      Jesus Christ is his son
      Him and His Son are ONE
      He is the King of all Kings and he is calling on you to Repent, leave any sinful living, believe in and follow only him for he IS THE WAY AND THE LIGHT
      Not Muhammad, Not budah, No one but the God of the Bible
      He died for our sins, defeated death, and rose again
      Jesus Lives

  • @joea363
    @joea363 Месяц назад

    At last true Christian values.

  • @CLOUD-z9w
    @CLOUD-z9w Месяц назад +1

    We have Father God Trump. We dont need no jesus.

  • @Eedduuaarrddoo
    @Eedduuaarrddoo 26 дней назад

    Amem 🙏🏻

  • @howardkerr8174
    @howardkerr8174 2 года назад +1

    Pretty much my idea of a Republican, particularly an Evangelical Republican.
    But what's the deal here? This face looks like it's a photograph and it moves in a way that allows it to speak in many different languages.

    • @DNLDVID
      @DNLDVID 2 месяца назад

      AI , DUH!

    • @viannizvnv7222
      @viannizvnv7222 Месяц назад

      @@DNLDVID this was a time when generative ai was not prevalent, at the most you had cleverbot

  • @youtube-handle-are-a-joke
    @youtube-handle-are-a-joke Месяц назад

    Second coming with a vengeance.

  • @garyrouleau4676
    @garyrouleau4676 Месяц назад

    All my Christian friends!

  • @hsc69
    @hsc69 3 года назад +2

    Excellent 👌

  • @boydross
    @boydross Месяц назад +1

    VERY TRUR

  • @erwinivery1294
    @erwinivery1294 Месяц назад

    Hallelujah… Amen😔

  • @rodlytton765
    @rodlytton765 Месяц назад

    If only he looked a bit more like Gaetz!!!

  • @JohnMiller-hg7ty
    @JohnMiller-hg7ty 3 года назад +3

    Brilliant!!!

  • @jhauptmann9850
    @jhauptmann9850 3 года назад +1

    YUS!!! Well done!

  • @ericgen1231
    @ericgen1231 Месяц назад

    Republican Jesus: Matthew chapter 10 verse 34

  • @scruffyguy5695
    @scruffyguy5695 2 года назад

    The truth shall set them free

  • @stellabella8224
    @stellabella8224 3 года назад +1

    Music is to loud. Otherwise loved the talk.

  • @randywalters8382
    @randywalters8382 Месяц назад +1

    How true

  • @taylorshelton3267
    @taylorshelton3267 3 года назад

    This is what a lot of Republicans say and preach but I wonder what kind of messages a Democratic jesus would say.

    • @monsieurlespike7265
      @monsieurlespike7265 3 года назад +3

      Probably pretty much the same stuff that regular Jesus said.

    • @JM-ot8ux
      @JM-ot8ux 2 года назад

      Make your own fing video then.

  • @danasekundiak2604
    @danasekundiak2604 Месяц назад

    Uh ! Jesus was not a white guy!

  • @carlgranados7106
    @carlgranados7106 Месяц назад

    hallelujah.

  • @imafriend1336
    @imafriend1336 Месяц назад +1

    Jesus is neither party rather he is Holy

    • @_just_looking_thank_you
      @_just_looking_thank_you Месяц назад +2

      It seems you may have missed the point of this video. It is intended to satirically highlight the hypocrisy of right wingers who claim to be followers of Jesus, while they so clearly do not practice what he preached.

    • @alienpizzawafflz
      @alienpizzawafflz Месяц назад

      Jesus didn’t exist, but even if he had Christian’s are not the least bit his followers.

  • @Pittypat747
    @Pittypat747 Месяц назад

    Oh you got the skin color wrong!

  • @r123brown
    @r123brown 3 года назад +1

    Got it correct

  • @babylonkingbartshabelcapricorn
    @babylonkingbartshabelcapricorn 23 дня назад

    playboy ok me dollar jesus resurected back im with you as bussiness bible sign not born come 3 days crucified resurected can give sleep mom belly thank you jesus love ya etc christ

  • @chrislom5288
    @chrislom5288 Месяц назад

    The King Moron edition

  • @DAD0123
    @DAD0123 Месяц назад

    Praise Jebus !

  • @Bret-q9r
    @Bret-q9r Месяц назад

    God's plan.

  • @johnnyringo9930
    @johnnyringo9930 Месяц назад

    Soo we are donkeys so you treated us like jackasses

  • @douglas9607
    @douglas9607 Месяц назад

    Thank you Republican Jesus

  • @crazyburkey3677
    @crazyburkey3677 Месяц назад

    F.r.j.

  • @funkyflights
    @funkyflights 3 года назад

    👍

  • @harrymillon3340
    @harrymillon3340 2 месяца назад

    Using Jesus name and image in vain can bring about catastrophic reprocussions

    • @umbraemilitos
      @umbraemilitos 2 месяца назад +2

      Republicans do it every day...

    • @ledzimmerman
      @ledzimmerman День назад

      Meh - not as bad as electing the Worst Possible Orange Choice

  • @shihyuchu6753
    @shihyuchu6753 3 года назад

    Can the creator of this Jesus caricature give me your BEST evidence for the origin of life apart from GOD?

    • @canbest7668
      @canbest7668 3 года назад +2

      the burden of proof is on the one that makes the claim. And so far no one ever has been able to do that

    • @unstoppableExodia
      @unstoppableExodia 2 года назад +1

      Hey Shihyu Chu Can you prove the existence of God using real evidence that is measurable and observable ?

    • @bobbafett1849
      @bobbafett1849 4 месяца назад

      whats that got to do with corporate capitalism running the govt and using religion to con the masses?
      how do you think Jesus would react? what did he do to the money-changers in the temple making profit off the poor?

    • @dive_bomb3r
      @dive_bomb3r Месяц назад

      What is origin of "GOD" then? If he gets to do some magic nonsense to exist, why can't life?

  • @TodaysDante
    @TodaysDante Месяц назад

    It was BS then and it's BS now. You people invoke Jesus when it suits you but you know as little about Him as you know about Republicans.

    • @tdb517
      @tdb517 Месяц назад +3

      Jesus would've voted democrat without hesitation

    • @TodaysDante
      @TodaysDante Месяц назад

      @@tdb517 - Why? Because Jesus would be for lawlessness? Or premarital sex? Or "fetus removal" on demand? What Christian belief do the dems have?

    • @TodaysDante
      @TodaysDante Месяц назад

      @@tdb517 - Then why would Kamala tell a Christian to go to another rally?

    • @TodaysDante
      @TodaysDante Месяц назад

      @@tdb517 - What dem policy would Jesus want to vote for? Abortion? Men marrying men? Premarital sex? Being a fair weather friend to Israel? Please enlighten me.

    • @joebeetz1832
      @joebeetz1832 Месяц назад

      Itsure as hell wouldn't be to take away snap benefits and school lunches,or separate and cage kids away from their parents.
      Probably wouldn't promote violence and chaos either. ​@@TodaysDante

  • @JesusChristisLordForever
    @JesusChristisLordForever 2 года назад +2

    PEOPLE, Please STOP using The Lord's name in VAIN
    What good is people praising you for such and you living a pleasurable life
    If you are going to lose it all When you die and burn in the lake of fire
    It's not worth it
    There is only one God
    The God of the bible
    Jesus Christ is his son
    Him and His Son are ONE
    He is the King of all Kings and he is calling on you to Repent, leave any sinful living, believe in and follow only him for he IS THE WAY AND THE LIGHT
    Not Muhammad, Not budah, No one but the God of the Bible
    He died for our sins, defeated death, and rose again
    Jesus Lives

  • @ThinkerFeeler
    @ThinkerFeeler  6 лет назад

    This is similar: ruclips.net/video/np61pasdp-Q/видео.html

  • @JesusChristisLordForever
    @JesusChristisLordForever 2 года назад

    There is only one God
    The God of the bible
    He has a Son, named Jesus Christ
    Him and His Son are ONE
    He is the King of all Kings and he is calling on you to Repent, leave any sinful living, believe in and follow only him for he IS THE WAY AND THE LIGHT
    Not Muhammad, Not budah, No one but the God of the Bible
    He died for our sins, defeated death, and rose again
    Jesus Lives

  • @shihyuchu6753
    @shihyuchu6753 3 года назад

    Pure propaganda

    • @JM-ot8ux
      @JM-ot8ux 2 года назад +4

      No, that would be the product of your local church.

  • @Erikmafer
    @Erikmafer 6 лет назад

    even though it's a bullshit video. still better than the alternative...

    • @louisbrugnoni1291
      @louisbrugnoni1291 6 лет назад +1

      JE M Both sides suck! Neither side would recognize Jesus if He sat next to them in a bus! At least the Democrats aren’t hypocrites. They admit they are pagans and worship idols. The Republicans say they walk with Jesus so I expect more from them. My Jesus is full of love and mercy. I’m looking for a decent Independent candidate. I think that’s our only chance 🙏🏽

    • @Erikmafer
      @Erikmafer 6 лет назад +1

      @@louisbrugnoni1291 an independent candidate will never happen at least not in our lifetime. Most of the ones saying there independent are not even such so yea still better than the alternative.

    • @louisbrugnoni1291
      @louisbrugnoni1291 6 лет назад

      JE M God bless. I will be forever be searching for a candidate I can actually respect. Maybe I’m a fool but that’s what I expect

    • @Phatooine
      @Phatooine 5 лет назад +5

      @JE M: Read the Bible. Especially the 4 gospels. You'll actually learn that Jesus was a socialist, not a capitalist.

    • @genghiskhan7041
      @genghiskhan7041 3 года назад +2

      @@louisbrugnoni1291 You are an idiot. I've never heard a Democrat say "I'm a pagan and worship idols". Typical Trumpanzee conflation.