Stanley and Karen are like the little angel and the little devil that sits on each one of your shoulders! Stanley is classic see no evil hear no evil speak, tranquil, full of love. And Karen is Medusa
Can I say… as much as I love Michael, Craig and Keith… and as much as I respect Craigs disappointment in Michael becoming a unicycling proctologist…Jason holds my heart. He’s always doing his own thing.. but when there’s a fight… he’s CENTER STAGE.
Somehow RUclips recommended one of your shorts to me. I found myself watching it and then binge watching the rest of your stuff😂. This is the channel that I never knew I needed. Thank you❤. Subscribed!
I live for Stanley’s dancing. He’s the Mikhail Baryshnikov of the barnyard. Stanley makes it look so easy to float like a graceful butterfly but those moves take years of practice to perfect.
Lucy reminds me of a lot of women I've known. You think they are nice, but they kick or bite you when your back is turned. Woman, your patience and love are legendary. 😊
Its so nice your video s , all the big animals love you , pure love You are very rich with all that love. I had many cats in my life, their love made me feel Heavenly, you know what I mean Greets Amanda, and a kiss for your 💕children💕🇳🇱👩🏼🦰the Netherlands
Thank you for a longer video! I love it when you get up close and personal with all the wonderful critters you care for!! I love them all❣️❣️❣️ Kathy Washington State 🇺🇸👋🏻🥰
Stanley is the best boi! And of course, I love the alpaca posse! They’re so rowdy and noisy and weird! Doug isn’t really bad, he’s just a little mischievous? Karen never fails to be aggressive and murderous, but at least she’s consistent!
Daaaamn! She almost got you! 😆 *Serious question:* Have you ever thought of making a notebook with every animal's picture, name, age, likes, dislikes, and care instructions in case of emergency involving you or the animals? Something that, if you were no longer able to care for them, a loved one could easily find and use? ... You know, in case Karen gets closer to her goal than she did at the end of this video?
I can’t speak for Useless Farm but as an animal behavioral consultant and watching so many posts. I’d place good money the answer is yes. It’s crucial that information is tracked daily. Far too many animals have the ability to hide pain for quite some time. Seeing quickly that their usual routine has altered means a visit to the vet asap. The sooner we catch it the better the odds are for a full recovery, or at least very close. Hope this helped a bit. 💯☮️☀️ Also- you can hear how she speaks to Karen’s initial attempts. She clearly far more annoyed with her than afraid. Even when she did lunge she was watching her the whole time. Trust after this long, she really knows this predatory free-loader. 🤭😂😂
@@jbrubin8274 That's a good point! Another good reason to have to have that. But, I meant more along the lines of if someone else needs to start caring for the animals. I'll edit the original comment to reflect that. Thank you so much for responding!
well its not just her there, her husband and son who is an adult it looks like are also there taking care of the animals so unless something happened to all three of them there'd be someone to do that. I still say its a good idea. i have 2 cats which i know doesn't compare but i'm also disabled and don't have much family left and those fam members don't like animals so i need to do that myself idk why i put it off my health is pretty bad and my cats have medical issues. its always a good idea to have that info handy should something happen to you!
Love to see you and ❤ Stanley hugg it out, he just automatically lays down, it's really sweet. Karen...well, she's consistent. I was thinking, the sounds the alpacas make, reminds me of characters I've heard on star wars, lol. Their very cute. Sending you good vibes, and thank you for sharing, love your channel!! 😊
At about the 4:40 minute mark, the two lama’s are giv’n me an SNL Cwafee Twak , Verklempt moment with all of their sneezes and guttural noises! You guys are having way to much fun!
I really do love the sound of the alpaca's and they're honking and mewwing. Plus, Karen reminds me a few tweaker chicks i used to know, if those tweaker chicks ate lettuce....
Poor Stanley elegantly ate his lettuce and got choked up yet Karen's a savage with that lettuce and chomped it down with no problem. 🥬😳 Also, it makes my heart so happy to see Brad getting along with others. It's funny how he has to be right in the middle because he's always the center of attention. It's like he's saying, "I'm the king around here, you peasants! Now bow to me." 🐓🥰😆
Was Keith gargling or talking......singing? I'm just gonna go with singing because that's what it sounded like......in an upside down, yet adorable, kinda way. Lol!!❤❤❤
I live thru you now that my own animals are gone. Thank you. I can't begin to tell you how it heals my heart. Have you ever considered adding a palm turkey or a kunekune pig?
Don’t know if it’s my imagination or what, but it honestly sounds like Jason & Michael respond every time the rooster crowed. The one would even raise his head up and they both seem to try crowing. The videos are so much fun looking into how the different animals react/treat one another and you. Never a dull day…….. J
I'm new here and I love your channel. Where are you located with all that ❄️ 😮 I follow Imasurviver, Suites ti Boots, LHL , Flip Flop Farmer and I think that's where I heard of your channel. Thank you for making me laugh.
Stanley and Karen are like the little angel and the little devil that sits on each one of your shoulders! Stanley is classic see no evil hear no evil speak, tranquil, full of love. And Karen is Medusa
Lmao- it’s almost like they practice these ‘bits’ at night, when everyone else is asleep.
The SNL duo of @uselessfarm. 😂💯
@@jbrubin8274 😂
Opposites attract!
This is the only channel I have ever purchased merch from. 😊 So wholesome and perfect, my mental health is worth the price of a damn fine hoodie. 💖
How do you buy MERCH?? I want to support my favorite Useless Farm!!!
“Emotional support hay” 🤣
I absolutely love Michael’s face
I think it’s funny that when you’re snuggling with Stanley, Karen leaves you alone.
I noticed that too. She gives you that much respect lol
"Ok guys, everyone except Brad have a good day." Thank you for posting this update. I hope Stanley got the lettuce down ok. :)
That was my favorite line too😂
The alpacas make the most amazing sounds. I had no idea they such vocal range.
Watch out for Brad, looks like he was trying to unionize the geese, just saying...
That damn Brad!!! 🍆
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I love that Stanley and Cruella have pink walls. Michael is always handsome. Lol.
Science used to say pink is a calming color. I say 'used to' because clearly Karen has disproved that.
I LIVE for Michael's emotional support piece of hay in every video ❤️
Can I say… as much as I love Michael, Craig and Keith… and as much as I respect Craigs disappointment in Michael becoming a unicycling proctologist…Jason holds my heart. He’s always doing his own thing.. but when there’s a fight… he’s CENTER STAGE.
Stanley's dancing reminds me of Elaine dancing on Seinfeld!
😂🤣🤣👌
That’s right 😆😁🤣
Kathy was trying to escape......all the madness. Understandable. I can relate. 😂
Michael and Keith.... cuteness!!!!!
...not ever "okay"- but always GREAT! Love you and thank you all for the joy...even Karen
Emotional Support hay 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 gets me every time 💜
Stanley has the best dance moves
The noises... hilarious, Michael. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Somehow RUclips recommended one of your shorts to me. I found myself watching it and then binge watching the rest of your stuff😂. This is the channel that I never knew I needed. Thank you❤. Subscribed!
Yes, same! I'm binge watching now!
Me too! Subscribed and binge watching now❤️
I just love Stanley's one long curl on his head. He's such a sweetheart 💕
The peacock showing off in the end was hilarious. They're beautiful, one of my fave birds. Your animals are characters for sure.
It's official...I need and emotional support Michael. And he can bring his friend Captain Underbite!!!
I live for Stanley’s dancing. He’s the Mikhail Baryshnikov of the barnyard. Stanley makes it look so easy to float like a graceful butterfly but those moves take years of practice to perfect.
Love the behind-the-scenes, in-person feeling of the extended-video treasure of treats! ✨Pure delight in every moment.✨ Thank you! ❤️
Lucy reminds me of a lot of women I've known. You think they are nice, but they kick or bite you when your back is turned. Woman, your patience and love are legendary. 😊
Such drama. Such theater. Such roller-coaster. What a show 😂👏
Right after you said living laughing loving, Karen and Stanley made a heart with their heads 😍
I saw it too💕 so precious!
My day is starting in a wonderful way knowing all the farm creatures are getting their love and attention💚💚
Its so nice your video s , all the big animals love you , pure love You are very rich with all that love. I had many cats in my life, their love made me feel Heavenly, you know what I mean Greets Amanda, and a kiss for your 💕children💕🇳🇱👩🏼🦰the Netherlands
Stanley's reversed morning comb over is just awe inspiring
Stanley is just the sweetest….then there’s Karen
Thank you for a longer video! I love it when you get up close and personal with all the wonderful critters you care for!! I love them all❣️❣️❣️
Kathy
Washington State 🇺🇸👋🏻🥰
Love all the animals! Karen makes me laugh every time I watch. Love the channel.
Dang but they are all so gorgeous …..including Brad 😂
Why is Stanley so captivating. Adorable snuggles
Stanley is the best boi! And of course, I love the alpaca posse! They’re so rowdy and noisy and weird! Doug isn’t really bad, he’s just a little mischievous? Karen never fails to be aggressive and murderous, but at least she’s consistent!
Daaaamn! She almost got you! 😆
*Serious question:* Have you ever thought of making a notebook with every animal's picture, name, age, likes, dislikes, and care instructions in case of emergency involving you or the animals? Something that, if you were no longer able to care for them, a loved one could easily find and use?
... You know, in case Karen gets closer to her goal than she did at the end of this video?
I can’t speak for Useless Farm but as an animal behavioral consultant and watching so many posts.
I’d place good money the answer is yes. It’s crucial that information is tracked daily. Far too many animals have the ability to hide pain for quite some time. Seeing quickly that their usual routine has altered means a visit to the vet asap. The sooner we catch it the better the odds are for a full recovery, or at least very close. Hope this helped a bit. 💯☮️☀️
Also- you can hear how she speaks to Karen’s initial attempts. She clearly far more annoyed with her than afraid. Even when she did lunge she was watching her the whole time. Trust after this long, she really knows this predatory free-loader. 🤭😂😂
@@jbrubin8274 That's a good point! Another good reason to have to have that. But, I meant more along the lines of if someone else needs to start caring for the animals. I'll edit the original comment to reflect that.
Thank you so much for responding!
well its not just her there, her husband and son who is an adult it looks like are also there taking care of the animals so unless something happened to all three of them there'd be someone to do that. I still say its a good idea. i have 2 cats which i know doesn't compare but i'm also disabled and don't have much family left and those fam members don't like animals so i need to do that myself idk why i put it off my health is pretty bad and my cats have medical issues. its always a good idea to have that info handy should something happen to you!
"Karen! Be nice!" .......I'm not sure she knows how, Amanda!!! 😏💜💜💜
The artwork up in the Emu pen 😂😂😂.
I almost🫛d myself laughing .
Stanley is so loving.
Loved the watch. Everyone except Brad have a good day. . . 😮😊
If i could have only one animal from Useless farm, I would have to have Doug. Hes such a bad little donkey hahahhahahah luv him x
I love the chatter from Michael and the boys!!!!
Love to see you and ❤ Stanley hugg it out, he just automatically lays down, it's really sweet. Karen...well, she's consistent. I was thinking, the sounds the alpacas make, reminds me of characters I've heard on star wars, lol. Their very cute.
Sending you good vibes, and thank you for sharing, love your channel!! 😊
I love your videos so much! You and your farm friends are beautiful and make me smile so much!
As many times as I've watched the Useless Gang over a few months, for the life of me, I STILL can't tell Michael, Keith & sometimes Craig apart, lol*
Micheals little “I love yous”are really cute but that “gurgling I’m gonna hock a lougee on you!!” is so unpleasant&😂@the same time❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
At about the 4:40 minute mark, the two lama’s are giv’n me an SNL Cwafee Twak , Verklempt moment with all of their sneezes and guttural noises! You guys are having way to much fun!
Amanda: What a lovely couple living, laughing and loving. The emus: make a heart using their heads
Stanley lit👏er👏al👏ly has the moves like Jagger.
You may have something there. Thinking back to Mick’s iconic strut, there could definitely be a touch of emu in there!
I really do love the sound of the alpaca's and they're honking and mewwing. Plus, Karen reminds me a few tweaker chicks i used to know, if those tweaker chicks ate lettuce....
Stanley has the heart of a little boy. ♥
Poor Michael wakes up every morning to a brand new day😂😂😂 I love him best!
Your straight-faced casual commentary slays me. I am so glad I found your channel 😝
Omg the decibel level in the barn must be crazy with Brad and the rest cackling and crowing away!
Poor Stanley elegantly ate his lettuce and got choked up yet Karen's a savage with that lettuce and chomped it down with no problem. 🥬😳 Also, it makes my heart so happy to see Brad getting along with others. It's funny how he has to be right in the middle because he's always the center of attention. It's like he's saying, "I'm the king around here, you peasants! Now bow to me." 🐓🥰😆
Michael even smiles while getting spit at. Such a sweetheart ❤❤❤
An orthodontist would have a field day with Michael.
Those alpaca noises sound like the conversations in the cantina scene from Star Wars.
Thank you so much for that refreshing & fun walk thru your farm.🤗 I want your life!!💕 (Well….sometimes not……but mostly)
Love your channel!
🦆🦙🐓🐴🥰
the hayyyyy dust all over the lips....the birds think its wine o' clock....i love this
It’s so cute how they snuggle and give you kisses when you make the kissy face , they love you and they love the attention ❤️
Karen is the only reason I know what an angry emu sounds like
I'm 4 days late but it seem to me Stanley was looking extra floofy & festive this day!.💫 But they all sounded especially 🎶 musical as well. 🤣
Stanley is so dang sweet
Michael is the light of my life 🥰
I just love llama chat. I had no idea they could be so vocal, or that they could...sing??
Lamas are so cool... They look like smiling long neck sheep and sound like Chewbacca!!
You are an Earth Angel in living form!! I'm sure you have your days but know that I think your seat is WELL reserved in heaven.
I love Stanley!!!❤❤❤
I just realized the vocalizations of the tauntauns in Star Wars are actually alpacas!
Emotional Support Hay, do you sell that by any chance ? LOL. Thanks you for everything you do and the love you give all your critters xo
Keith winked at you when you said he was the cutest fuzzy D. Lmao 🤣
Was Keith gargling or talking......singing? I'm just gonna go with singing because that's what it sounded like......in an upside down, yet adorable, kinda way. Lol!!❤❤❤
You should put cameras up inside just to see what this gang does when you’re not around.
That wd be golden
Ok, the snuggles with Stanley are cool because you can actually see some detail in his feathers.
Love these longer videos ! ❤🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🦙🦙🦙🐐🐐🦆🦆
Can u feel the love and sweet peace your precious babies on the farm give u 💖 💓 💗 💕 💛 ❤️ 🕊 🕊 🕊 🕊 🕊 🕊
Michael is such a sweetheart! 🥰
Your babies love you so very much…..because you love and care for them.
What a beautiful morning! 🌞 I'm hoping we find out the details of the bird meeting in a future video, I'm sure it was very important
As someone who spins yarn and knits... I can only hope to one day have a scarf made of michael fluff... well washed michael fluff that is.
I live thru you now that my own animals are gone. Thank you. I can't begin to tell you how it heals my heart. Have you ever considered adding a palm turkey or a kunekune pig?
The "do u need a morning hug" altercation tho....Amanda you are a saint girlie
I love the sayings you have on the walls, so homey.
Stan is so sweet, the exact opposite to Karen 😂😂
Don’t know if it’s my imagination or what, but it honestly sounds like Jason & Michael respond every time the rooster crowed. The one would even raise his head up and they both seem to try crowing. The videos are so much fun looking into how the different animals react/treat one another and you. Never a dull day…….. J
I'm new here and I love your channel. Where are you located with all that ❄️ 😮
I follow Imasurviver, Suites ti Boots, LHL , Flip Flop Farmer and I think that's where I heard of your channel.
Thank you for making me laugh.
I love how your pets love you so much. And Karen and Brad in their own way ! 🤣
Michael's voice would make a great ring tone! LMAO
Wow 3:31 ive never seen Michael get vocal like that before 😂😅🦙
You are a beautiful soul, so sweet and brave
Love all these animals.
OMG those Alpaca noises were the cutest!!
Love when you ask if Karen needs a morning hug then she snips at you and then choker hold 😂😂😂
Keith & Michael are wearing snow well.
Those boots look like they're real warm and comfortable.
Omg Karen is out of control. 😂❤❤❤❤❤
Not many can say they get to snuggle an emu! It's on my bucket list!
Stanley reminds me of Stuart the character Jim Carey did. “ Look what I can do”. Stanley is so adorable❤
That was Michael McDonald as Stuart on MADtv, not Jim Carrey.
I've just noticed all of Karrens "Live laugh love" style tat in the pen, that's brilliant lol
Stanley is such a cuddly birb