Weird Military Weapons in History

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  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Год назад +3202

    Pretty crazy that a team of people designed and constructed a TANK SILENCER just to decrease the amount of noise for the surrounding neighborhood

    • @NotAnAlex_Guy
      @NotAnAlex_Guy Год назад +396

      “hey guys, sorry for all that noise, so we made this suppressor for our tank”
      “bro wtf”

    • @respecthanz9685
      @respecthanz9685 Год назад +39

      Oh hello

    • @ADRay1999
      @ADRay1999 Год назад +93

      He lives

    • @stahlg
      @stahlg Год назад +59

      JUSTIN?!

    • @NinajuiPR
      @NinajuiPR Год назад +15

      Wierd right?

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 Год назад +196

    An anti-tank artillery Vespa is the single most French thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

    • @thomasgade226
      @thomasgade226 Год назад +16

      Electric mcs are used in Ukraine to quietly get Javelins within range against tanks

    • @M60A3
      @M60A3 Год назад +15

      Wait until war thunder adds them

    • @bonelesschicken4455
      @bonelesschicken4455 Год назад +9

      @@M60A3 because it can't be fired from the scooter we will sadly never see it unless it's april fools

    • @bjbell52
      @bjbell52 Год назад +4

      @@bonelesschicken4455 Maybe it can be used on a bigger scooter. I ride a Burgman Executive 650 scooter (650 being the CC of the engine). I once heard that Honda was thinking of coming out with a 800CC scooter, but I don't know if they did.

    • @craigstoner2632
      @craigstoner2632 Год назад +2

      I hear vespasian I think Italy?

  • @Peter-ur3yy
    @Peter-ur3yy Год назад +115

    The Kolibri just seems like a great way to go from getting robbed to getting robbed and stabbed

    • @M_Drabski
      @M_Drabski Год назад +3

      Lol, that’s why you should always carry an m16 American style

    • @killercore007
      @killercore007 Год назад +5

      Granted with current tech, a true functional version could now be made. In theroy anyway.

    • @questionmaker5666
      @questionmaker5666 Год назад +2

      A Walter PPK would be a better idea

    • @gamerguy425
      @gamerguy425 Год назад +4

      it makes .22lr look like a fucking anti-tank round. Another way to put in perspective how tiny it is, it's apparently the equivalent of ONE bird shot pellet running at half the velocity I think.

    • @05-Member-1
      @05-Member-1 2 месяца назад

      Carry a Pocket pistol

  • @aliefabdurrahman3302
    @aliefabdurrahman3302 Год назад +639

    1. The Macadam Shield Shovel(0:08)
    2. The Kolibri Mini pistol(2:02)
    3. Sniper Decoys: Dummy head(4:04)
    4. Dummy Tanks(7:42)
    5. Fake Trees(10:50)
    6. What was the Thing Cold war(13:56)
    7. Curved Barrel/Krummlauf(16:28)
    8: Drip Rifle(18:46)
    9. Periscope Rilfe(20:24)
    10. Tank gun Suppressor(25:56)
    11. The Bazooke Vespa(30:13)
    12. Mobile Shields(34:02)

    • @Hans140
      @Hans140 Год назад +17

      You sir, are a good man. I hope your day goes very well

    • @aliefabdurrahman3302
      @aliefabdurrahman3302 Год назад +3

      @@Hans140 thanks🙏.

    • @partygurke9109
      @partygurke9109 Год назад +13

      so the Penis/Belt Gun thats in "From Dusk till dawn" isnt a thing?

    • @CommanderKraft
      @CommanderKraft Год назад +4

      @@partygurke9109 There were officers belt buckler guns. All version I know of were small caliber and one shot per barrel(many having multiple barrels). Now the version in From Dusk Till Dawn is impractical as revolvers can't feed from two cylinders like that.

    • @titantanic7255
      @titantanic7255 Год назад

      I thought that you didn’t know what was “the thing from the Cold War” and I thought you just wrote “the thing” because you didn’t know what it was 😂😂😂

  • @mclaine33
    @mclaine33 Год назад +355

    The shield shovel is one of those things that sounds great on paper but just fails in every way when put to practical use.

    • @richardharepax123
      @richardharepax123 Год назад +17

      It wasn't a total flop it probably inspired someone to make body armor

    • @megrimlock6140
      @megrimlock6140 Год назад +18

      Bring it to a nerf war

    • @hfffju7913
      @hfffju7913 Год назад +3

      Yeah that's what the video said noone needs your redundant imput

    • @hfffju7913
      @hfffju7913 Год назад

      You must come from a really poor annoying family who just repeat and copy normal ppl trying to fit in but never succeeding and always irritatingly useless and oblivious

    • @giantidiot31
      @giantidiot31 Год назад +7

      @@hfffju7913 damn ok

  • @dogeclanleader1
    @dogeclanleader1 Год назад +34

    Everybody gangsta till Bob pulls up with his shield shovel

    • @DARTHRAGNAR
      @DARTHRAGNAR 8 месяцев назад +2

      Bruh how is this not the top comment

  • @deltaomega2136
    @deltaomega2136 Год назад +349

    The shield shovel has a valuable lesson: Don't take military advice from a secretary.

    • @crhu319
      @crhu319 Год назад +24

      What nonsense. Hedy Lamarr was a civilian too. But you're using her invention now.

    • @Ronoc49
      @Ronoc49 Год назад +9

      @@crhu319 it’s *Hedly*

    • @michealstrom4425
      @michealstrom4425 Год назад +9

      @@Ronoc49 “hedy” makes her sound like a Whitehouse intern lol

    • @jwaustinmunguy
      @jwaustinmunguy Год назад

      Even if you're an idiot like Sam Hughes.

    • @walterkronkitesleftshoe6684
      @walterkronkitesleftshoe6684 Год назад +16

      @@Ronoc49 "Hedly"? Utter nonsense. Its HEDY... short for "Hedwig" Which was her Austrian birth name. Check facts before typing complete BS.

  • @rockkid1412
    @rockkid1412 Год назад +736

    It's nice to see the evolution of Simple History's production quality through these compilations.

  • @pocketsand4404
    @pocketsand4404 Год назад +145

    Check out the Grendel P-10. It doesn't have a detachable magazine, it's fixed like the C-96 broomhandle pistol. It feeds by stripper clips. The P-10 was made by George Kellgren, the founder of Kel-tec. One of the strangest guns I've owned I wish I still kept it.

  • @botcherbutcher7608
    @botcherbutcher7608 Год назад +196

    As somebody who grew up in a small town close to Meppen, which was even closer to the site, I always found it fascinating since they had shooting drills every Wednesday and you could hear it at out school, not too loud, more like in the distance but as kids we loved it as we tried to figure out the timing etc. Also for quite some time jets (the much bigger noise polluters imo) used Haren's big Church dome as visual aid while navigating and flying maneuvers. Also Kudos for recreating the Meppen Town Hall in your video, loved it!

  • @pseudonymsam
    @pseudonymsam Год назад +83

    The Kolibri pistol is an interesting piece of history, but why is a novelty item for the civilian market included in a list of weird "military weapons?"

    • @Juicewski2
      @Juicewski2 Год назад +25

      Probably because it was in battlefield 1, which makes some people think that it was an actual sidearm.

    • @thewafflegamer6152
      @thewafflegamer6152 Год назад +17

      @@Juicewski2 not to mention it was a collectable in the First World War

    • @vandal1764
      @vandal1764 Год назад +1

      Your mom is also an interesting piece of History

    • @ThommyofThenn
      @ThommyofThenn Год назад +14

      More like an early 1900s take on pepper spray. Intended to deter an attacker on the street than in a true combat situation in which it would be hilariously unsuited.

    • @ilikeships9333
      @ilikeships9333 Год назад +5

      Because this Chanel loves clickbait.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo Год назад +53

    It's crazy how creative we get when it comes to fighting

    • @spurgu9769
      @spurgu9769 Год назад +11

      necessity is the mother of invention

    • @Niever
      @Niever Год назад +3

      Except for the tank silencer. Not for war. For testing artillery and tanks.

    • @Sapphiregamer8605
      @Sapphiregamer8605 4 дня назад

      @@Nieversilencers in general were made for testing.

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter Год назад +129

    Could watch compilations like this forever honestly, as informative as it is entertaining.

    • @jwhite3830
      @jwhite3830 Год назад

      Do you watch them sober?

    • @believeinmatter
      @believeinmatter Год назад +1

      @@jwhite3830 Yes I’m going on 2 years sober right now actually. Had a problem with drinking

    • @jwhite3830
      @jwhite3830 Год назад

      Hmm not me. Every weapon was a drink, every 2 weapons was a marijuana hit.

    • @ilikeships9333
      @ilikeships9333 Год назад

      So it must be pretty boring to watch.

    • @nickrobinsonaws732
      @nickrobinsonaws732 Год назад +1

      @@believeinmatter Good for you, brother.

  • @jbecker8874
    @jbecker8874 Год назад +30

    23:03 That's a brilliant design. Props to that guy
    24:31 And this guy, man they got creative...

  • @lifefordummies
    @lifefordummies Год назад +56

    The amount of cat and mouse style deception that happened in the war is fascinating. I could learn about it all day. I also like the spy training camps that used cool techniques to choose their agents. Example: get everyone to write an aptitude test, but half way through have a few people chase each other thought the room with guns. Then the real test begins. How many men where there? what colour were their eyes? which ones had guns? etc. Pure genius.

  • @wesleythomas7125
    @wesleythomas7125 Год назад +15

    The best part about the howitzer silencer is that it's built to have the Strongest Shape...

  • @haydnadkins5007
    @haydnadkins5007 Год назад +36

    Imagine being stuck in a fake tree when you're trench is taken. That would definitely be a nighttime escape back to your lines type of mission in a game.

    • @Project_1143M
      @Project_1143M Год назад +1

      and then you want to pee

    • @martinschmiedt3075
      @martinschmiedt3075 8 месяцев назад +3

      I’d rather imagine the board meeting for the German “tank muffler” lmao
      “-Hans i got zis crazy idea,ja! Ich will make ze panzer quieter! Ich been looking through meine schoolpapers and i heard zis great boom and i saw zis drawing on ze papieren,ja!
      -Dietrich,zis is a pen’
      -Ich made a blueprint already it iz going to ze production,ja!”

    • @svenshruufx7380
      @svenshruufx7380 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@martinschmiedt3075 Ich war selbst dabei und genau so ist es gewesen 😁

    • @bugstuff2121
      @bugstuff2121 Месяц назад

      we can make a historically inaccurate movie out of this!

  • @doggydude2668
    @doggydude2668 Год назад +36

    I noticed that they suddenly returned to their old style took me so long to realize they just put together old videos lol

    • @dominuslimo4147
      @dominuslimo4147 Год назад +4

      I personally prefer their old style compared to the new style

    • @doggydude2668
      @doggydude2668 Год назад +2

      @@dominuslimo4147 honestly yeah not even for nostalgia it just looked so nice especially for its simplicity

  • @michaelmoorrees3585
    @michaelmoorrees3585 Год назад +92

    The Kolibri was a "parlor pistol". It really was for plinking indoors. Usually at parties, with lots of alcohol.
    "The thing", was physics creation made by Leon Theremin. It used basic passive theory, and could not be detected by standard bug detecting gear, which was made to detect "active" bugs. It could only be detected with a properly tuned grid dip meter, close up. Sometimes you get the best results going back to "first principles" instead of some fancy piece of high tech gear.

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 Год назад +2

      Makes sense one of their most successful bugs was a simple design. It was basically idiot-proof.

    • @tonks9462
      @tonks9462 Год назад

      Tt

  • @stealthynaxo
    @stealthynaxo Год назад +10

    A shovel with a hole. A true display of human ingenuity and survival instinct at work.

    • @killercore007
      @killercore007 Год назад +2

      Perhaps if it had a working shudder?

    • @reliantncc1864
      @reliantncc1864 Год назад +2

      To be matched only by the solar powered flashlight...

  • @jacobzehner2004
    @jacobzehner2004 Год назад +16

    2:02 it’s such a tiny pistol that it would kill bugs.

  • @kaelbryant7660
    @kaelbryant7660 Год назад +7

    28:48 …. So we’re not gonna talk about the “muffler” shape?

  • @James__Russell
    @James__Russell Год назад +108

    Always neat to see these interesting bits of history even if some of the stuff is a bit hit & miss sometimes.
    9:56 guy that goes by Wendigoon actually did a pretty good video talking about one such double agent. Strung the Germans along for ages.

  • @jackzed2020
    @jackzed2020 Год назад +35

    Fun fact
    There are multiple WTDs across Germany, each having their own specialised field of research, such as avionic, naval vessels and weapons, landbound and air-to-ground ammunition and weapons (Meppen), infantry related stuff, landbound vehicles (the tanks and trucks themselves, I worked there) and pioneer machinery.
    Actually an interesting topic on its own *hint hint*

  • @bigj1905
    @bigj1905 Год назад +31

    I love how half of these inventions are useless and impractical and the other half actually served a niche purpose extremely well.

    • @stoopingfalcon891
      @stoopingfalcon891 Год назад +4

      Also wondering how many useless inventions actually led to practical items?

  • @seanpalmer3982
    @seanpalmer3982 Год назад +31

    44 MPH while carrying all that equipment is quite impressive

  • @vinny.g5778
    @vinny.g5778 Год назад +8

    Gotta love that rocket vespa

  • @williamromine5715
    @williamromine5715 Год назад +53

    The drip gun would only fire once, since it was bolt action, so they would have had to set up a great many guns to give an impression that the defenses were still manned. It wouldn't seem very effective, but I guess any confusion it caused was helpful.

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 Год назад +20

      It was a plan that was crazy enough to work. This was Gallipoli a notorious meat-grinder for the ANZAC so they would no shortage of rifles to use too. They also set the guns on a delay so they wouldn't fire in large volleys but still close enough between guns to give the impression there were soldiers trying to find targets.

    • @DJSockmonkeyMusic
      @DJSockmonkeyMusic Год назад +20

      As per Ember Fists comment, the idea was to give the appearance of troops firing at random intervals. The ANZACs set up literally hundreds of drip guns to cover the final evacuation, resulting in a clear withdrawal with zero casualties. The rifles were spaced and timed such that 4 or 5 rifles would fire every few minutes at distances covering the entire trenchline. Rifles can be easily replaced. Experienced troops can't. The last troops to leave also spent their last hours running up and down the trenchline firing of rounds at random positions and making noise to resemble a fully manned trenchline. The Gallipoli evacuation was an incredible feat of deception the fooled the Turks for several hours after the last of the ANZACs was on board the troop transports that removed them from an unsustainable position, and is a testament to the creativity and teamwork that cemented Australia and New Zealand as truly valuable soldiers to the Commonwealth, a legacy that holds to this day.

    • @williamromine5715
      @williamromine5715 Год назад +7

      @@emberfist8347 You may be right. The only downside to the plan was leaving a whole bunch of rifles to the Turks, which wouldn't be that big a deal unless the Turks had a lot off .303 ammunition.

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 Год назад +12

      @@williamromine5715 Lee-Enfields could be replaced much easier and the Ottomans used mostly Germans arms.

    • @ryanhampson673
      @ryanhampson673 Год назад +6

      If it’s crazy but works…It’s not crazy.

  • @gyromurphy
    @gyromurphy Год назад +10

    That Vespa is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

  • @Furzkampfbomber
    @Furzkampfbomber Год назад +13

    'OP Tree', I get the name. In case two trees had a fight, any tree reenforced with steel and armed with a soldier would be called totally OP.

  • @waylon4426
    @waylon4426 Год назад +27

    Imagine how quiet a suppressed kolibri would be.

    • @yourusual_BigShot
      @yourusual_BigShot Год назад +2

      It would probably sound like this:

    • @praetorian3902
      @praetorian3902 11 месяцев назад

      Quieter than a greasy fart.

    • @error4v0r47
      @error4v0r47 11 месяцев назад +4

      You wouldn’t hear it if it misfired in your handbag.

  • @BraydenM014
    @BraydenM014 Год назад +4

    The Vespa is the funniest and cutest little thing. And you put some kickass metal in the background. Just another reason why this is my favorite history channel

  • @gfr2023
    @gfr2023 Год назад +6

    30:19 the bazooka vespa... I'm Italian and one day i saw that exposed for a parade... i cannot believe my eyes !!! i was thinking at some strange steam punk fantasy work from a techno artist but later i discover that exist for real :D

  • @cameron571
    @cameron571 Год назад +9

    Someone really needs to make an FPS game centered around weird weapons. Like maybe it could be a spec-ops vs spec-ops type of thing where you pick a country and build a loadout from a selection of that country's most unusual weapons, after which you and your teammates fight another group

    • @tony9146
      @tony9146 Год назад +1

      That existed already and was glorious when the player base was high. It was the “Secret Weapons of WWII” expansion to BF1942, an already amazing game. You can still find copies of it and every now and then there’s servers that can be found with other players.

    • @tonyaugusto3114
      @tonyaugusto3114 Год назад

      Battlefield1

  • @indianajones4321
    @indianajones4321 Год назад +15

    Me and the boys crossing no man’s land with our mobile shields in 1917

  • @pabcu2507
    @pabcu2507 Год назад +14

    All of that is nothing compared to ed with a pebble in his shoe

  • @aitch1tee1
    @aitch1tee1 Год назад +4

    “does anyone have any ammo?”
    “I do”
    “why are they so small”

    • @SCP096.
      @SCP096. Год назад +3

      “I think it’s above average”

    • @aitch1tee1
      @aitch1tee1 Год назад +1

      @@SCP096. 💀

  • @neofulcrum5013
    @neofulcrum5013 Год назад +12

    Please cover guerrilla warfare tactics used in history in a video

  • @Neuro537
    @Neuro537 Год назад +6

    25:56 i always wonder what were the engineers thinking when they created this

  • @annlee6102
    @annlee6102 Год назад +11

    Fun Fact: The Kolibri mini pistol can be used in Battlefield 1.

    • @andrewstiegel9730
      @andrewstiegel9730 Год назад +5

      Which is hilarious because it's completely incapable of killing anyone. There's legitimately more dangerous air rifles available.

    • @Nero180
      @Nero180 Год назад +1

      @@andrewstiegel9730 one of the only way to get kills is to kill trash players by headshots on their back or flanks

    • @kspbro506
      @kspbro506 Год назад +1

      @@Nero180 I've seen people take out tanks with it, surprisingly. Just set down a couple of anti-tank mines, shoot them with the kolibri, and they are dead

    • @tonyaugusto3114
      @tonyaugusto3114 Год назад +1

      ​@@Nero180well you can hit him first with a SMLE III and finish the poor basterd off with the Kolibri + 30sec. T-bagging🥳🥳🥳

  • @Stan_man
    @Stan_man Год назад +15

    That curve barrel gun is probably only piece of weird tec that is still use today under the name CornerShot. Difference is that it doesn't curve barrle but the gun is mounted on stock that can be turn 90 degree and holds small lcd monitor so you see where you are aiming.

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 Год назад +4

      rumor has it that hitler even ordered one with a 180-degree barrel for his own personal use.

  • @mistersandwich0034
    @mistersandwich0034 Год назад +7

    now imagine you’re a german soldier walking with your friend, only to be killed by a goddamn balloon tank

  • @jamesbrice3267
    @jamesbrice3267 Год назад +2

    "You can't say there isn't any progress, we're always finding new ways of killing each other".

  • @halvaman3394
    @halvaman3394 Год назад +6

    Renal artery failure

  • @user-vx2vl9cr5m
    @user-vx2vl9cr5m Год назад +7

    The kolibri pistol was made by a watchmaker, giving a reason for its tiny size.

  • @stoopingfalcon891
    @stoopingfalcon891 Год назад +5

    The mobile shields. Can you imagine how exhausing it would be to push one of those things across no mans land?

  • @SAMarcus
    @SAMarcus Год назад +10

    I would like to point out that the concept of mobile shields is actually much, much older than your video states. The designs presented are just modern variations of the siege protections from the Medieval Era, using metal instead of wood for protection from bullets rather than arrows and rocks. Still weird though.

    • @craigstoner2632
      @craigstoner2632 Год назад +2

      Which are just updates to the ancient civilisations. Fun fact, shields were invented before explosively propelled projectiles, by many millenia

    • @finnrobson9331
      @finnrobson9331 10 месяцев назад +1

      Well yeh the Greek romans and Spartans all used shield formations to protect against enemy arrow fire

  • @GoredonTheDestroyer
    @GoredonTheDestroyer Год назад +6

    It should be noted that the Kolibri was never really designed to be a _military_ arm. I don't know _why_ it was designed, but its most applicable use would be a backup _backup_ pistol. Its 2.7mm ammunition would be _lucky_ to penetrate a typical coat of the period, let alone something as thick as an army greatcoat. To put this into stupid people terms, imagine getting hit with a pinecone being thrown by an MLB pitcher.

    • @ryansheesley3703
      @ryansheesley3703 Год назад +1

      That would hurt. I once had 3 pinecones smack me in the face while my neighbor was mowing. He ran them over and they went flying and smacked me in the face. The first one hit me, then the next two as i was retreating. It was like they were homing pinecones. They hit a God damn moving target and in the same spot on my face. Didn't feel wonderful

  • @kevinstachovak8842
    @kevinstachovak8842 Год назад +10

    I wonder how often a periscope rifle was used- only to shoot at a dummy head? Epic video

  • @Eagleblazer69
    @Eagleblazer69 Месяц назад +1

    18:45 no way!!! This rifle got drip boi! Look at that fancy drip!

  • @Johnketes54
    @Johnketes54 Год назад +5

    Funny how this tank gun noise suppressor is mentioned because two rounds have gone of at foulness just watching it this far

  • @coreymerrill3257
    @coreymerrill3257 Год назад +4

    The kolibri is the argument to "any gun is better than no gun in a gunfight ".

  • @marcelxd1633
    @marcelxd1633 Год назад +6

    2:02 Best weapon in bf1

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion Год назад +2

    As someone who owns one of the rifles features here ( Standard issue, military serial number and all stamped on the butt of the rifle. Inherited it from my grandfather that got it from a friend's dad. Apparently brought it home with him from WW1. ) - I love knowing I have a piece of history hidden in a gun locker that I keep well oiled and all the parts well kept. Especially because they're all ORIGINAL WW1 PARTS.

    • @RandomUser-fl3zo
      @RandomUser-fl3zo Год назад +1

      I imagine you bring that up in any conversation you have.

  • @911outrun
    @911outrun Год назад +2

    Something else to note about the drip rifle is that it wasn't the gun just on its own, it was also the ANZAC forces training the turkish troops to see a quiet trench as dangerous.
    They would let a trench go quiet and seem abandonded before attacking and pushing back once the turks had entered or gotten near the trench. Over time this meant that focus was kept around the trenches with drip rifles firing and silent trenches avoided as a suspected trap. By the time the last rifles had fired, it still took several hours before the trenches were entered.
    They even shipped supplies out with the troops and replaced them with empty crates to look like it was still supplied.
    It was a huge deception and so it is said, not one life was lost during the retreat.

  • @tigerimschlamm2724
    @tigerimschlamm2724 Год назад +5

    The Colibri was NOT an Military Weapon. Just in Battlefield1 🤣

  • @GlassesCoolGuy
    @GlassesCoolGuy Год назад +5

    LOL THE KOLIBRI

  • @manhunter433
    @manhunter433 Год назад +4

    A wise man once said, If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.

    • @aarongreen1654
      @aarongreen1654 Год назад +1

      If there are better, easier, and cheaper ways to accomplish the exact same thing - it's stupid. It would be like building a sundial to tell the time when you have a wristwatch on your wrist and a smartphone in your pocket. Sure it 'works' - but it's stupid and a waste of time.

  • @punisher0717
    @punisher0717 Год назад +21

    I’m so skeptical the second I saw the shovel I was like yeah a child came up with that idea….

    • @gamerguy425
      @gamerguy425 Год назад +6

      it's the definition of "sounds good on paper"
      It sounds like it could have been experimented with and made more effective, especially with modern tech, but the end result would probably still be meh.

    • @KrusherMike
      @KrusherMike Год назад +2

      It's Canadian. Bless 'em. They tried their best.

    • @nikoraasu6929
      @nikoraasu6929 Год назад +6

      ofc a woman designed that

    • @billybob8555
      @billybob8555 Год назад

      @@nikoraasu6929 Wdym by that?

    • @nikoraasu6929
      @nikoraasu6929 Год назад +1

      @@billybob8555 never faced warfare

  • @brandonrodriguez5310
    @brandonrodriguez5310 Год назад +18

    It would be cool to see a video about the Aztec Eagles!! The unsung Mexican pilots of Ww2!!

    • @vandal1764
      @vandal1764 Год назад +1

      It would be cool to see a video about your mom

    • @brandonrodriguez5310
      @brandonrodriguez5310 Год назад +2

      @@vandal1764 she is a strong lady with many great stories to tell. That would be a good video idea :-)!

    • @TheAoalec14
      @TheAoalec14 Год назад

      You could do a video about a million obscure units..a far more interesting topic is how hitler tried to convince Mexico to invade the US

  • @schmorgus4592
    @schmorgus4592 Год назад +2

    My favorite Era of dumb military weapons has to be ww2. The pigeon bomb, anti-tank dogs, rc mini tanks, that weird rocket propelled axel that was meant to destroy barriers, and the infamous hot air balloon bomb to name a few

  • @MattSmith-us3ru
    @MattSmith-us3ru Год назад +2

    "anti-tank scooter." That in and of itself is awesome

  • @Tsirkon
    @Tsirkon Год назад +29

    Honestly you're better of having an airsoft gun as self defense than the kolibri 😂

    • @DieselDoktor
      @DieselDoktor Год назад +1

      I was thinking about the 5 Joule SSG10 and giggled a little bit. 😂

  • @GeneralGayJay
    @GeneralGayJay Год назад +7

    Mufflers and flash-suppressors would definitely be useful on modern vehicles.

    • @reliantncc1864
      @reliantncc1864 Год назад +4

      I'm not sure how my car has lasted so long without a flash suppressor.

    • @GeneralGayJay
      @GeneralGayJay Год назад +2

      @@reliantncc1864 haha I mean military vehicles and on gun barrels during war. Of course much smaller than the ones in vid.

    • @reliantncc1864
      @reliantncc1864 Год назад +2

      @@GeneralGayJay I'm being very sarcastic. I thought that was what you were doing, given the obvious uselessness of flash suppressors on modern military vehicles. Were you doing something else?

  • @ScarlettDeLion
    @ScarlettDeLion Год назад +14

    I wouldn't call the kolibri a military weapon, due to it being more a "hey I wanna see if I can actually do this, maybe I'll sell a few".
    I also wouldn't call the tank surpressors as weird military weapons as they were more meant for keeping down noise complaints.

  • @Oarf_
    @Oarf_ Год назад +5

    13:30
    oh jesus christ
    As a german im used to non german speakers to butcher our words (as we probably do with other languages aswell, im not implying that we are better, we're not)
    But that one realy hurt deep in my soul

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359 Год назад +7

    My team of super heroes used some odd weapons, such as “The Blame Thrower”, “Tornado In A Can”, “The Clothes Shrinker”, and we had an armored vehicle with a magnetic turret on top.

    • @Recentlyisekai89
      @Recentlyisekai89 Год назад +1

      The clothes one could theoretically be lethal

    • @blacktemplar1139
      @blacktemplar1139 Год назад +1

      @@Recentlyisekai89 yes to your bravery and self esteem

    • @Recentlyisekai89
      @Recentlyisekai89 Год назад

      @@blacktemplar1139 true

    • @jamesbrice3267
      @jamesbrice3267 Год назад

      @@Recentlyisekai89 Especially in the crotch region.

    • @killercore007
      @killercore007 Год назад

      The canned tornado too, depending on where and how high it flung you.

  • @ProfessorDreamer
    @ProfessorDreamer Год назад +13

    Simple History can you do a video of The Worst Military Junta Dictators That Has Ever Lived.

  • @omarhishamelsayed3890
    @omarhishamelsayed3890 Год назад +1

    The more I watch these the more I fall in love with bf1

  • @Lazer-bp9lf
    @Lazer-bp9lf Год назад +9

    2:03 The gun which makes you feels like a pro when you get a kill with it in Battlefield 1. No wonder it's such an OP weapon.

    • @tonyaugusto3114
      @tonyaugusto3114 Год назад +1

      It is for sure a great handgun!!!🥳 Got 194 kills with it😁

  • @channingdeadnight
    @channingdeadnight Год назад +4

    the name tank was actually originally a code name. before their invention the only tanks were like water tanks or gas tanks. which the military thought was boring enough nobody would get curious about them and the name stuck.

  • @sharpshooter33
    @sharpshooter33 Год назад +9

    Some of these aren't weird. The military needed a specific tool for a specific job. Others don't seem to be military in nature just things that existed during the war

  • @811brian
    @811brian Год назад +3

    Interesting solution for the curved barrel. Use round ball bullets instead of conical bullets.

    • @vandal1764
      @vandal1764 Год назад

      Your mom has an interesting solution to the curved barrel

  • @georgecranston8102
    @georgecranston8102 Год назад +28

    Can you imagine making a ton of dummy tanks to scare the enemy but they just send more tanks to attack.

    • @anthonymichaeleardley494
      @anthonymichaeleardley494 Год назад +10

      The idea was to lure a majority of the enemy force away from the areas where the allies were preparing their real advances. So you would imagine how the enemy was thinking that they believed they made the winning move, only for the allies to show up out of nowhere.

    • @peritoquastenberg4487
      @peritoquastenberg4487 Год назад

      The British army in WWII North Africa disguised supply trucks as tanks, but the also disguised tanks as supply trucks.

  • @The_ZeroLine
    @The_ZeroLine Год назад +3

    I always wanted to see dummy heads used. I’m glad someone tried it.

  • @Tb0071
    @Tb0071 Год назад +5

    You have thought me quite a few things because without seeing the video I already knew all the things from the thumbnail! So thank you very much for that, I really love your videos!❤

  • @Joeofthemasks
    @Joeofthemasks 5 дней назад

    The Problem with the shield was not that it was heavy from being made of steel. the PROTOTYPES were made of steel, all the ones that were produced were made of Tin or Aluminium, making them light enough to carry... but able to be pierced by ANYTHING and because they were made of light weight metal they couldn't even be used as shovels.

  • @ryleymiller2940
    @ryleymiller2940 Год назад +2

    9:25 **me going to check every corner of my house to make sure there are no dummy tanks there**

  • @cjharvie7240
    @cjharvie7240 Год назад +2

    My compliments for using the Ross Rifle in the McAdam's segment. This WWI Historian (and Canadian) approves!

  • @LichsuhoathinhDrabattle
    @LichsuhoathinhDrabattle Год назад +4

    The video is very good, the historical knowledge about the war is good and easy to absorb. I hope the channel grows more and more🤗🤗🤗🤗

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion Год назад

    " The Drip Rifle. ' *Bunch of soldiers in Supreme jackets*

  • @jefferyjohnson8297
    @jefferyjohnson8297 Год назад +2

    Damn it i thought they were gonna fire the cannon from the vespa, its still kinda cool. I was really hoping to see a drive by of vespa shooting while moving and blowing up a tank.

  • @PerpetualBass
    @PerpetualBass Год назад

    Loved the guitar tapping during the section about the TAP. Nice

  • @rockets-space
    @rockets-space Год назад +5

    32:08 Why is the enemy infantry at the bottom blinking at hypersonic speed? XD

    • @ouch9402
      @ouch9402 Год назад

      I saw it too lmao

  • @Ajarpopcorn2304
    @Ajarpopcorn2304 Год назад +6

    So the shield shovel was a shovel that couldn't shovel

    • @5uxxo2
      @5uxxo2 Год назад

      And couldn't shield

  • @KraganFischer
    @KraganFischer 3 месяца назад

    38:31 Therapist: Backwards "mosin nagant Does not exist therefore it cannot hurt you"
    Backwards mosin nagant:

  • @megrimlock6140
    @megrimlock6140 Год назад +1

    Imagine being an ottoman soldier at Galipoli and being shot and your ghost just sees that no one pulled the trigger

  • @zackzittel7683
    @zackzittel7683 Год назад +4

    3 foot pounds!? That’s incredible…… incredible underpowered. Even .22 CB’s (.22 shorts with no powder, they simply use the power generated by the primer) make 30-30ft/lbs of energy

  • @markgarin6355
    @markgarin6355 Год назад +7

    Smart idea. Don't think the hole in the shovel effected much.
    Of course, if everyone was using the periscope rifles, there would not have been too many targets.
    How do plastic bags of water... capture smoke or sound?
    Vespa now used for rush hour traffic in Paris.

    • @KraziEyevin
      @KraziEyevin Год назад +1

      Try shoveling wet mud with a slotted spoon and you'll get an idea of how helpful a too-heavy shovel with a hole in it would be on the Western Front.

    • @markgarin6355
      @markgarin6355 Год назад

      @@KraziEyevin well....dry soil I don't think it would make much difference, high clay content your not getting damp to wet earth off anything.

    • @KraziEyevin
      @KraziEyevin Год назад +1

      @@markgarin6355 read some firsthand accounts of the WW1 Western Front. Some places the mud was so wet if you fell in a shell crater you'd never make it out.
      Plus, remember that this shovel is probably twice or three times as heavy as normal on the business end. It's going to seriously suck to swing it around.

    • @markgarin6355
      @markgarin6355 Год назад

      @@KraziEyevin historically... entrenching tools were notoriously useless. In WWI the last while building miles of trenches....I wouldn't have one anywhere near me.

    • @KraziEyevin
      @KraziEyevin Год назад +1

      @@markgarin6355 I don't think you'd have much of a choice, between drafts and the penalties for insubordination.

  • @UNFRIENDLYSTRANGER
    @UNFRIENDLYSTRANGER 17 дней назад +1

    the name "OP Tree" surely aged well

  • @yishaqdavid2029
    @yishaqdavid2029 Год назад +1

    Mobile shield invetors prsentation.
    "its like a tank, with no engine, no wheels, and very weak armor"
    "game set and match,. this war is going to be over"

  • @simongruber5661
    @simongruber5661 Год назад +11

    When you watch this as a German you will laugh by the german words.

  • @rain8767
    @rain8767 Год назад +3

    A more appropriate title for this video would be "weird military equipment". Most of these aren't even weapons. Like the tank silencer wasn't used in combat but to lessen the sound of a tank's gun so it wouldn't disturb the nearby populace so much. And the Kolibri was a gimmick advertised for women to put on their purse and it wasn't better than a bb gun. Weird how they upgraded the quality of their videos since the t-34 episodes but resulted to recycling older videos that we already watched from other recycled videos.

  • @SuperJusSaiyan
    @SuperJusSaiyan Год назад

    Loved the guitar solo blazing behind the Vespa bazooka presentation in this 😂

  • @richardharepax123
    @richardharepax123 Год назад

    Now that is great success when you don't find a fake tree for months

  • @snailetiquette
    @snailetiquette Год назад +11

    You can really see the evolution of the animation quality

  • @justcallmeSmith
    @justcallmeSmith Год назад +7

    Don't sleep on the kolibri, I took out a behemoth with one.

  • @nelsonnoname001
    @nelsonnoname001 Год назад +1

    Here's the thing with the shields - YOU NEED A HAND TO CYCLE THE BOLT!

  • @fluttzkrieg4392
    @fluttzkrieg4392 4 дня назад +1

    The Kolibri is almost non lethal, but I've been shot many times by airsoft BBs which have less than 1j of energy, but that already was enough to draw a bit of blood sometimes. I don't doubt the Kolibri could go into the skull and brain if it hit the eye.
    Although even my air gun would be more lethal at 27j. I never want to be hit by that thing.

  • @franbethea1821
    @franbethea1821 Год назад +2

    How could you forget Project Pigeon. Actual pigeon guided bombs.