Dirtiest Tricks Used in War

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  • @Simplehistory
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    • @chuchulainn9275
      @chuchulainn9275 Год назад +7

      You guys are being demonetized?

    • @TvGunslingeRvT
      @TvGunslingeRvT Год назад +6

      Please make a video about Armenia Azerbaijan Nagorno karabakh war.

    • @technoguyify
      @technoguyify Год назад +2

      Q try

    • @TheMilitantMazdakite
      @TheMilitantMazdakite Год назад +1

      Hey, Zoroastrian here. You know, we revere all life, too. Just read the Gathas.

    • @MrbreastYTreal
      @MrbreastYTreal Год назад +1

      They edited the title it became trucks to tricks

  • @XA1985
    @XA1985 Год назад +4264

    In Iraq we would often play loud heavy metal music when the enemy was near because we knew they HATE IT, so much it would distract them 😅, it worked well

    • @piranhaattack4836
      @piranhaattack4836 Год назад +36

      Nuh uh

    • @rayzina147
      @rayzina147 Год назад +123

      Yoo that’s smart

    • @tommylawton6253
      @tommylawton6253 Год назад +272

      I’m Brit
      If I heard your music,
      Just call in a CAS
      Get out my phone
      Watch the 1000lb slam into your speakers
      *save to gallary*

    • @butterfacemcgillicutty
      @butterfacemcgillicutty Год назад +174

      Wow, you're an entire geographic country? When did you become sentient enough yo write RUclips comments?
      EDIT: Dangit, OP corrected his poor now my comment makes no sense lol

    • @PfcFloyd
      @PfcFloyd Год назад +50

      Did you guys have any favorite songs or bands in particular that you'd play for the insurgents?

  • @actionjackson1stIDF
    @actionjackson1stIDF Год назад +1844

    As the old saying goes "If you find yourself in a fair fight it's time to re-evaluate your tactics". No such thing as a "Dirty Trick" when it comes to surviving combat.

    • @blacklight1104
      @blacklight1104 Год назад +97

      "Only the dead fight fair" as they say.

    • @thebunnybun
      @thebunnybun Год назад +8

      Truth

    • @SicFromTheKush
      @SicFromTheKush Год назад +28

      If you aint cheating you aint trying

    • @David-uh3co
      @David-uh3co Год назад +51

      I dunno.. Brokering an armistice just so you can kill some 700 unarmed soldiers sounds like murder to me

    • @aighti
      @aighti Год назад +7

      England acted very imperialistic and were the baddies imo. But I don't know much. But still.

  • @Phoenix8492
    @Phoenix8492 Год назад +947

    The most absurd thing about the electrified marshes battle is not simply the scale of how ACME the plan is, but that it worked spectacularly

    • @k3kboi665
      @k3kboi665 Год назад +65

      Iraq had a lot of smart educated men back then.

    • @WarPigstheHun
      @WarPigstheHun Год назад +31

      ​@@k3kboi665even now. They're a capable nation

    • @basedman66868
      @basedman66868 Год назад

      they still lol @@WarPigstheHun

    • @basedman66868
      @basedman66868 Год назад

      nope @@k3kboi665

    • @basedman66868
      @basedman66868 Год назад +24

      it worked so well that they stil lost the land

  • @edi9892
    @edi9892 Год назад +450

    We say that the Germans have no sense of humour, but they certainly knew how to troll...
    What I like about it is that it required few resources or violence and still had a major impact on the enemy as they became paranoid and withdrew troops from the front to chase after ghosts... Heck, it changed travel plans and some celebs were detained as potential Germans...

    • @shreksburgers
      @shreksburgers Год назад +22

      it was good, but not good enough.

    • @slick8038
      @slick8038 Год назад +17

      Omar Bradley even was questioned haha! Surprised they mentioned Bryan Clark and not Omar Bradley

    • @NemesisOgreKing
      @NemesisOgreKing Год назад +10

      German: Kills thousands of soldiers with gas
      USA: Uses shotguns in trench warfare
      German: STOP AMERICA! That's cheating. Britan tell them to stop using those.
      USA: ?

    • @StuartAnderson-xl4bo
      @StuartAnderson-xl4bo Год назад +11

      ​@@NemesisOgreKing different wars

    • @StuartAnderson-xl4bo
      @StuartAnderson-xl4bo Год назад +5

      ​@NemesisOgreKing apologies I misread your comment you are correct

  • @rosaria8384
    @rosaria8384 Год назад +790

    Holy cow that swampland electrocution is the dirtiest here ngl - using the walkable water as a natural barricade using conductivity, now that's proper defense.

    • @user-op8fg3ny3j
      @user-op8fg3ny3j Год назад +34

      You should see the photograph of the poor Iranian boy that was crawling through the electrified marshes

    • @alfredfabulous3640
      @alfredfabulous3640 Год назад +37

      What about the many creatures inhabiting those swamplands - fishes, frogs and other amphibia, insects and plants. ...why doesn't anyone think about these?

    • @cyberdyne9480
      @cyberdyne9480 Год назад

      ​@@alfredfabulous3640❄️

    • @Turkpatriotantalia
      @Turkpatriotantalia Год назад +67

      ​@@alfredfabulous3640No soldier Cares about any Other Life than ITS selfs Life

    • @Natural_Brutality
      @Natural_Brutality Год назад +17

      tbh it was a genius tactic credits to whoever got the idea

  • @ramtin5152
    @ramtin5152 Год назад +235

    Because of that cat trick the Egyptian army suffered 50,000 casualties while the Achaemenid casualties were only 7,000
    Seems like Cambyses inflicted a cat-astrophic defeat on his enemy with a perrrrfect plan

    • @jamierupert7563
      @jamierupert7563 Год назад +8

      Ahahahaha I saw what you did there. I can't believe noone else did.

    • @BrandonKaiChenLow
      @BrandonKaiChenLow 11 месяцев назад +3

      Fr🤣🤣underatted comment

    • @SmolRotrooper
      @SmolRotrooper 9 месяцев назад +1

      Lol

    • @tomer9952
      @tomer9952 8 месяцев назад

      That trick working as intended was unbelievably stupid

    • @JozefZubor153
      @JozefZubor153 8 месяцев назад +1

      Purfect

  • @Boomer8404
    @Boomer8404 Год назад +412

    Years ago I remember talking to a Vietnam vet, he said he was special forces during the time. He told me about how they would sneak rounds of ammo loaded with C4 explosive, into Charlie’s ammo caches. It’s cool to see video talking about the actual mission.

  • @domination1985
    @domination1985 Год назад +247

    I think one of the weirdest ones I ever heard of was something Canada did during world war 1. They would throw cans of food into the German trenches and when they heard people run up to the food they would toss grenades in.

    • @radicalazuw9964
      @radicalazuw9964 Год назад

      The Canadians were VILE during ww1. It was the geneva suggestion for them lol.

    • @shreksburgers
      @shreksburgers Год назад +64

      not weird. Canada used to be pretty savage too. i heard a story where Canadian troops drew straws for German prisoners, and then they executed the ones who got a short straw. or just shot them if they decided it wasn't worth it.
      i don't know about Canada today. it hasn't fought a major war in a long time and it's gotten very passive and feeble.

    • @jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378
      @jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378 Год назад +28

      ​@@shreksburgerseven in WW1 there some stories that German soldiers who got scalped after being killed

    • @danielokeefe8066
      @danielokeefe8066 Год назад

      ​@lagoonraccoonfuckyeah Our present government of Canada wants to reduce military spending by nearly one billion over the next four years, even though we are well under our NATO obligations at the present spending rates. Cheap out on defence, forsake our allies, and undermind the brave individuals who protect our country. I guess it's no surprise that electing a clown resulted in a circus.

    • @basilcarroll9729
      @basilcarroll9729 Год назад +14

      ​@@shreksburgersAfghanistan mission is not that long ago.

  • @holopilot2241
    @holopilot2241 Год назад +361

    The Iran-Iraq war in the 80s was such a brutal war that the use of electricity to counter that Iranian offensive still makes my skin crawl just thinking about it.

    • @DogeickBateman
      @DogeickBateman Год назад +41

      A good ton of those Iranians on the front were kids too younger than 18
      💀

    • @moonstryder1740
      @moonstryder1740 Год назад +25

      ​@DogeickBateman then they shouldnt be on the field. The moment you pick up the gun you are a soldier. Blame their command

    • @DogeickBateman
      @DogeickBateman Год назад +51

      @@moonstryder1740 They were drafted by the clerics for human wave charges on the iraqis.
      Absolutely messed up

    • @Miloperoza
      @Miloperoza Год назад

      @@moonstryder1740what choice did they have when the scum of this earth was slaughtering them

    • @juliemunoz2762
      @juliemunoz2762 Год назад +9

      It seems like a brilliant defense plan.

  • @imperfectly-balanced8861
    @imperfectly-balanced8861 Год назад +70

    Regarding the first part (switching the ammo with overcharged rounds):
    Just incase anyone is interested in exactly what the catastrophic failure of a firearm and the damage it can do to the user, the channel/"Gun-tuber" 'Kentuckyballistics" has several videos of different guns being blown up using overcharged rounds, including the AK-47!
    And to help picture just how insanely high pressure the rounds were that the MACV-SOG units were sabotaging the ammo supplied with, there's two videos in which Kentuckyballistics blows up .50cal rifles, which normally use rounds with an average operating pressure of 55,000psi, the one he uses to cause the rapid disassembly of the .50's is overcharged to about 190,000 psi.. MACV-SOG were by all accounts making rounds with upwards of 250,000psi.. and in a cartridge thats more than half the size of a .50cal round..
    That's insane.. that would have been like a grenade going off in your hand/in your face.

    • @coolsnake1134
      @coolsnake1134 Год назад +6

      And that is also after he had an accident that almost killed him involving a defective overpressured 50 BMG round that blew up his serbu RN50 single shot rifle.

    • @imperfectly-balanced8861
      @imperfectly-balanced8861 Год назад +2

      @@coolsnake1134 Ps I appreciate ya sharing that rather important bit of lore too bro!
      I realised not long after I posted that comment that I forgot to add that part in hahah. Kinda forgot the most important and badass part 😅

    • @supertrippyjohng
      @supertrippyjohng 5 месяцев назад

      Pressure so high because they are putting c-4 inside of it

  • @Newdivide
    @Newdivide Год назад +332

    Napoleon did one dirty trick back when he was emperor. Before the battle of Austerlitz, the Russian army retreated when Napoleon began to approach them just to undermine him
    So Napoleon tricked Tsar Alexander I into battle by sending a letter to him saying he was in a vulnerable position. The tsar believed him & met at Austerlitz, the Austrian empire
    During the battle of Austerlitz, Napolean retreated from the high ground and the Russians took it. Only for them to realise it was a deception tactic as that is what Napolean wanted
    Thanks to the fog, his army surrounded them & the Russians were forced to retreat giving Napolean the victory

  • @darylcheshire1618
    @darylcheshire1618 Год назад +78

    Cambyses was interesting, he marched an army of probsbly 5000 men into the desert and disappeared without trace. Some versions say 50,000 men. Apparently in a big sandstorm. There are no big piles of bodies and it was suspected that this army got lost and dispersed into local villages and didn’t die.

    • @braveheartz263
      @braveheartz263 Год назад +1

      I wonder if LIDAR is being used to find them?

    • @Kokong
      @Kokong Год назад +2

      I bet he got turned into a human scorpion.

    • @sirridesalot6652
      @sirridesalot6652 6 месяцев назад

      Or he didn't march his army into the desert but only said he did so that he'd have those troops to defend his own area.

  • @Tim.1113
    @Tim.1113 10 месяцев назад +46

    If I was a general in a war, I would build a giant wooden horse to give to the enemy as a gift. I would load the horse with soldiers and as soon as it was in place, the attack would be on. Genius

    • @douglasb5046
      @douglasb5046 10 месяцев назад +4

      Brilliant novel idea 😂😂

    • @ahnafusaid8028
      @ahnafusaid8028 5 месяцев назад

      Where have I heard that one before?

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 5 месяцев назад +1

      Well, I wouldn't recommend sailing after pulling such a stunt. Poseidon doesn't like it when you do that.

    • @TheHammerGuy94
      @TheHammerGuy94 3 месяца назад +1

      Who are you? Odysseus?
      The ancient one or Raul menendez?

    • @TheHammerGuy94
      @TheHammerGuy94 3 месяца назад +1

      You don't have to do a giant wooden horse.
      Soldiers can just be imposters.

  • @cameronhermann9400
    @cameronhermann9400 Год назад +159

    The Egyptian story, releasing cats at the enemy is funny and genius. I wish I could see this in real life it would be adorable

    • @derekbrunette222
      @derekbrunette222 Год назад +19

      Genghis Khan had a spin on it that you would hate

    • @TheresaLiu-qf7pm
      @TheresaLiu-qf7pm Год назад +3

      Don’t use pets

    • @91mrpogi
      @91mrpogi 11 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah. Psychological warfare by way of using the Enemies' beliefs against them..

    • @Abualalwzzse
      @Abualalwzzse 10 месяцев назад

      FaKe story

    • @bbbex24
      @bbbex24 10 месяцев назад

      @@derekbrunette222what’s the spin ?

  • @jarrettowens6073
    @jarrettowens6073 Год назад +256

    This video teaches a valuable lesson: War isn't fair.

    • @jarrettowens6073
      @jarrettowens6073 Год назад +18

      Actually, it teaches another valuable lesson: Both sides will do ANYTHING to drive someone up the wall.

    • @jamierupert7563
      @jamierupert7563 Год назад +6

      As the saying goes, all's fair in love and war.

    • @rohan_3128
      @rohan_3128 Год назад +3

      Even the life isn't fair!

    • @RicardoSantos-oz3uj
      @RicardoSantos-oz3uj Год назад

      You do not win wars by being good. You win wars by being ruthless.
      And those who start the wars, the bankers, are never affected.

    • @maltsday
      @maltsday Год назад

      Yeah but the brits tricking the tibetians who Just wanted Peace has nothing to do with being not "fair", it Just shows how horriffic britains colonialism has been. I'm all about tricks in wars as long as these are legit wars.

  • @MrHrannsi
    @MrHrannsi Год назад +46

    Ah, the ancient Egyptian reverence for cats.
    Every living cat on this planet today still remembers that 😊

  • @dvb2957
    @dvb2957 Год назад +158

    Always cheat. Always win. The only fair fight is the fight that you lose.

  • @SlyCooper1920
    @SlyCooper1920 Год назад +159

    During war and in some cases, reasonable men must do unreasonable things to win the day

    • @soccerandtrack10
      @soccerandtrack10 Год назад

      Like turn people into robots,shove some1 into a cofin thats on a robot,forced galaxy slavery,forced galaxy recrutment,kill whole planets,kill a group of solders because they learned the truth,make up fake stories,kill planets because,rebbelled because no rights,or because they stopped giveing people or not worshipping,sending googleplex people to die by aleins,tortureing millions (why=?),kidnapping kids who survived wars when a kid,then 90% die because of training,destroying nature on planets to build muintain corperations(litterly.),kidnapping people and forceing them to train,or just killing really powerful super people,ignoreing "help!"because it doesnt have power?

    • @General_Tso762
      @General_Tso762 Год назад +3

      Calling bullshit on that

    • @0utlawactual363
      @0utlawactual363 Год назад +18

      @@General_Tso762 you mean that reasonable people will NEVER end up doing smt fucked up or dirty to survive/win? Im calling bs on that.

    • @jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378
      @jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378 Год назад

      ​@@General_Tso762 You're just too pathetic that enemy deploys desperate tactics an you stay on the one side of it?

    • @SlyCooper1920
      @SlyCooper1920 Год назад +5

      @General_Tso762 War is war, gotta do anything to win even if some acts are questionable or dirty

  • @youngspectre5356
    @youngspectre5356 Год назад +27

    Stokes: Who brings a gun to a knife fight?
    Grissom: The winner.

    • @victoriafelix5932
      @victoriafelix5932 6 месяцев назад

      Remembering the Love & Cyanide comic regarding the same ....

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 5 месяцев назад

      Not always. Rush a gun, run from a knife.

  • @Lance-b2l
    @Lance-b2l Год назад +33

    Watching this video I got flashbacks from when Beretta pistols, their slide was cracking they were putting a larger charge in the bullet, and that was causing the damage to the pistol. Long story short, Beretta sued the US government for that sure would love to see a story on that.

  • @cygnusereve4779
    @cygnusereve4779 Год назад +21

    What about the Canadians throwing canned food to fool the Germans during WW1. When the Germans begged for more food, the Canadians threw grenades.

  • @brawlstarssponsorships
    @brawlstarssponsorships Год назад +45

    Wow, that SOG thing was interesting. More videos like that would be cool.

  • @Dishbsmeosisusujsjsjs
    @Dishbsmeosisusujsjsjs Год назад +51

    I really like your videos, they teach me more than school and are very entertaining 👍

  • @Stealth86651
    @Stealth86651 Год назад +31

    I knew from the start that the generator/swamp bit was from the Iraq Iran War, there were so many weird and unbelievable events in that one. Check out Lions Led by Donkeys if you want military stories of failure/weirdness/etc.

  • @TitanAEX4
    @TitanAEX4 Год назад +29

    The opening scenes had me speculate we'd hear about rye ergot - one of the first cases of biological warfare was by the Assyrians, where they would dump the potentially-deadly fungus into enemy wells to poison them.

    • @donaldmackerer9032
      @donaldmackerer9032 Год назад +1

      It would cause the enemy to have massive hallucinations.

  • @Mizzle420420
    @Mizzle420420 Год назад +7

    These animations are so detailed. I love how at 12:25 you can see Hitler hiding his tremoring hand behind his back

    • @zachryder3150
      @zachryder3150 11 месяцев назад +1

      WTF that's such a good spot!

  • @praevasc4299
    @praevasc4299 Год назад +34

    There is an alleged trick, I don't remember if from the Korean or Vietnam war, where Americans wanted to capture a strategic position but did not have enough troops ready, so they walked against the enemy defensive lines with a marching band playing victory songs, and the enemy thought that the Americans have won and were celebrating their victory, so they withdrew. I don't know how much of this happened or is a legend.

    • @a_good_doggo
      @a_good_doggo Год назад +7

      High risk high reward

    • @gsteel98
      @gsteel98 Год назад +2

      That's way too ballsy

    • @a_good_doggo
      @a_good_doggo Год назад +7

      @@gsteel98 it worked

    • @jamierupert7563
      @jamierupert7563 Год назад +4

      ​@@a_good_doggoyep

    • @philiprice7875
      @philiprice7875 9 месяцев назад +1

      germans did that in norway WW2 marched into town behind a band told the local milita that the Oslo government has surrendered

  • @goodgame3374
    @goodgame3374 11 месяцев назад +7

    Poor Tibetans, they have had a rough go of it.

    • @harryedwards4080
      @harryedwards4080 6 месяцев назад

      It's complete utter nonsense the one with the British. Just google it. Makes for a great story though, but that is all it is, a story. At the end of that tale It even has a disclaimer saying that there is controversy as to whether it happened that way or not, so in other words it didn't... So don't go repeating it as a historical fact or people will just laugh at you.

  • @dallasyap3064
    @dallasyap3064 Год назад +28

    The electrocution tactic damn, I've always thought that such tactic was possible but never thought that someone will actually use it. The ancient Persian and Egypt using cat was hilarious. My favorite is still project eldest son. Read that story years ago, and was amazed and impressed by it. The Green Berets basically took guerrilla warfare to a whole new level.

    • @chamuuemura5314
      @chamuuemura5314 11 месяцев назад +3

      The odd thing though, it was unnecessary. Percussion damage from exploding shells underwater would be sufficient to cause major organ damage. The Iranians jumping into the water were sadly going to lose their lives either way.

  • @kaylenwardlow3961
    @kaylenwardlow3961 Год назад +89

    I'm surprised Operation Eland from the Rhodesian Bush War wasn't mentioned in this list.

    • @mondo3556
      @mondo3556 Год назад +16

      Less of a dirty tactic, more like an atrocity

    • @pgbrofficialyoutube349
      @pgbrofficialyoutube349 Год назад

      @@mondo3556 Was it not an atrocity when those same guerillas shot down that air liner full of civilians?

    • @tommyhijmensen6257
      @tommyhijmensen6257 Год назад +10

      ​@@mondo3556😂its a long way from mukumbura

    • @blackjed
      @blackjed Год назад +3

      What happened there?

    • @mondo3556
      @mondo3556 Год назад

      @@blackjed basically Ian Smith ordered Rhodesian troops to murder a bunch of refugees

  • @juanelorriaga2840
    @juanelorriaga2840 Год назад +17

    The Iran Iraq war was a brutal strange war with a lot of firsts and WW1 tactics it even excelled medical treatment to wounded soliders and only war so far that has had attack choppers fights…..so far

  • @carlosferreira6420
    @carlosferreira6420 Год назад +71

    Well this tatics are dirties?
    Sure, but.
    WAR, IS WAR!

  • @idontno0
    @idontno0 Год назад +22

    Macv sog was absolutely amazing. I recommend reading books about what they did in Laos, Cambodia, and Vietnam or listening to the ones that are still alive on jocko podcast. Absolutely insane stories, stuff you would think is only in movies.

  • @T34-Tank-Commander-Volkov
    @T34-Tank-Commander-Volkov Год назад +56

    Can’t wait to use these tactics in the Minecraft server!

    • @thatmemestar378
      @thatmemestar378 Год назад +1

      You might want to follow the Mojang Convention .

    • @laurenpark5436
      @laurenpark5436 Год назад +3

      You mean the mojang suggestions?

  • @NeilBrown-j6h
    @NeilBrown-j6h Год назад +11

    I think it was in the Iraq-Iran war . They would have children hold each other's hands, standing side by side. Then they were told to march forward across mine fields. They used them to clear minefields this way , for the troops

    • @jamiejohnson8176
      @jamiejohnson8176 Год назад +1

      Wow sad I heard stories about like that from Vietnam war to

    • @jamierupert7563
      @jamierupert7563 Год назад

      Probably afghanistan. They'll blow up their own children with a suicide vest. They don't care. They're evil.

  • @nightmaretrooper5064
    @nightmaretrooper5064 Год назад +137

    There is no such thing as a fair fight. I learned that from Combat Veterans.

    • @landryjennings9774
      @landryjennings9774 Год назад +5

      There’s only survival.

    • @rynun7620
      @rynun7620 Год назад +10

      That's because your combat veterans were born in the modern era. Guerilla warfare wasn't always commonplace, y'know. There were some folks had honor back then. Just look up the combat of the thirty

    • @landryjennings9774
      @landryjennings9774 Год назад +18

      @@rynun7620 I don’t see much honor in standing in a straight line getting mowed down while the people telling you to stand there are far away.

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 Год назад +13

      Honor in combat is such a dumb concept any way. There is no honor in killing someone, so might as well just get the job done in the most efficient way possible.

    • @landryjennings9774
      @landryjennings9774 Год назад +2

      @@battlesheep2552 people need to read the book of 5 rings.

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Год назад +10

    War: *Breaks out*
    Special forces: Time to pull a pro gamer move

  • @JackBarrett7
    @JackBarrett7 Год назад +15

    I read once about a bunch of prisoners somewhere who would get tattoos of Jesus and Mary on their chest, as there was a similar law about desecrating an image of them, and the prisoners stopped their own executions, bc firing squad was the only method, and the condemned were shot in the heart.

    • @phatphil7836
      @phatphil7836 Год назад +8

      In Soviet gulags, prisoners would get chest tattoos of Stalin and Lenin for the same reason.

  • @draganobradovic7512
    @draganobradovic7512 Год назад +41

    The action to release Mussolini was designed as a PR promotion, as can be seen from the photos where the Italian guards are photographed together with the German paratroopers .

  • @whovianhistorybuff
    @whovianhistorybuff 9 месяцев назад +2

    Will Turner: you cheated
    Jack Sparrow: Pirate!
    Will: You didn't beat me, you ignored the rules of engagement, in a fair fight I'd kill you
    Jack: that's not much incentive for me to fight fair then is it?

  • @6.0.1breacher2
    @6.0.1breacher2 Год назад +83

    I really hope someone invents some sort of spectators version of time travel..I’d love to go back and be able to watch these battles with a Birds Eye view

    • @user-bm6wu9zw9m
      @user-bm6wu9zw9m Год назад +12

      I thought I was the only one.

    • @meicc398
      @meicc398 Год назад

      You wanna see people dying?

    • @chamuuemura5314
      @chamuuemura5314 11 месяцев назад +4

      Why’d you want to witness the suffering and death of thousands of youth? Seems rather psychopathic to be honest.

    • @pesokpesok
      @pesokpesok 11 месяцев назад

      already exists in Vatican Archives - Chrono something is the name

  • @ALLMETAL1970
    @ALLMETAL1970 Год назад +6

    Forgot about Byzantine blinding, the byzantines would take thousands of Bulgarian pow's and round them in groups of 100. 99 would have both eyes gouged out, while the 100th men would have 1 eye gouged out to lead the Bulgarians home. When tsar Samuel of Bulgaria saw his troops, he died of a heart attack.

  • @sayansp1105
    @sayansp1105 Год назад +36

    We won war with superior weapons : we won the war haha
    We lost war : they fighting nasty and doing war crimes
    What a joke

    • @cyberdyne9480
      @cyberdyne9480 Год назад

      🧂

    • @Sebastian36962
      @Sebastian36962 Год назад +5

      US when they won a war:💪😎
      US when they lost a war : 💀

    • @sayansp1105
      @sayansp1105 Год назад +3

      @@Sebastian36962 not only USA bro every country is like that

    • @Broski2445
      @Broski2445 Год назад

      ​@@sayansp1105not the uk lol

    • @sayansp1105
      @sayansp1105 Год назад

      @@Broski2445 let's see that country who colonized Asia,America and Africa and looted everything
      OH YES

  • @olligesd9343
    @olligesd9343 10 месяцев назад +2

    War is total. There is no such thing as a "dirty" trick, since those "tricks" may cause you to keep your life through the encounter. No matter the method in how war is waged, it is horrible nonetheless. Anyone who eschews a "dirty fight" or tactics is probably in line with there being an "honorable" fight. The British learned this quickly in the 1700's after Americans started adopting Native American camouflaging/cover techniques instead of standing tall in an open field wearing red jackets with 50+ of your closest friends shoulder-to-shoulder. The British considered taking cover "Dirty" as well. Look how well that worked for them.

  • @jaymie855
    @jaymie855 Год назад +48

    Germany: Hey you're cheating. No shotgun.
    US: We'll stop using shotgun if you stop using gas attacks.
    Germany: NO!
    US: Hey, you're cheating. No sticks.
    Vietnam: We'll stop using sticks if you gtfo our country.
    US: NO! Okay, we get out.

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 Год назад +1

      Don't forget German use of Flamethrowers during WW1 !!!

    • @360pboi4
      @360pboi4 Год назад +3

      Americans in vietnam: used speakers to make vietcong
      Suffer panic attacks

    • @BernieGores-ji3hd
      @BernieGores-ji3hd Год назад +2

      They weren't in their country. A completely different country was invaded and we the good guys came to their defense

    • @Mentallyheld
      @Mentallyheld Год назад

      @@BernieGores-ji3hd your insufferable

    • @Truerussiantigershark
      @Truerussiantigershark 9 месяцев назад

      Russia casually in both of them doing nothing about it

  • @giraffesinc.2193
    @giraffesinc.2193 Год назад +21

    Amazing content, Simple History!!!! Thank you so much!

  • @StevenBaer-zv6lq
    @StevenBaer-zv6lq 8 месяцев назад +1

    Lazy dogs were actually numerous metal flechette darts from cluster bombs exploded in the sky and rained down on the NVA soldiers in the Vietnam War. Silent and also deadly weapons.

  • @SAMAYDOSTDAR
    @SAMAYDOSTDAR Год назад +174

    In Afghanistan 🇦🇫 when we fought against the soviets we would stick a lamp to a dozen of goats and send them towards the enemy at nights the soviets would think that they were enemies and waste all of their bullets on the goats and we would attack from the other side 😂

    • @danendraarkananta9442
      @danendraarkananta9442 Год назад +9

      GG

    • @alfredfabulous3640
      @alfredfabulous3640 Год назад +9

      Poor creatures....those goats :(
      This is why I am a misanthrop!

    • @Swagmaster07
      @Swagmaster07 Год назад +2

      Their sentries had nightvision, idk exactly if all of them did.

    • @mikethemechanic7395
      @mikethemechanic7395 Год назад +31

      Nice! Your war made me not join after 9/11 happened. Seved 93-97 Us Army. Was asked to rejoin after 9/11. Told my recruiter. The Russians lost. Why would the US do any better? I was right over 20 years later.

    • @SadKnight48
      @SadKnight48 Год назад

      @@alfredfabulous3640 If it works, it works

  • @eastside2473
    @eastside2473 10 месяцев назад +1

    The greatest era ever!!! Stephanie and Sean deserve their respect both were so great at selling every Angel they were in

  • @usmcdevildog3497
    @usmcdevildog3497 Год назад +6

    1:01 YESSSSSS WE'RE GETTING CLOSE, more for SOG video and operations

  • @Mach5Johnny
    @Mach5Johnny Год назад +8

    I’m honestly shocked that you guys didn’t mention The Byzantine Blinding.

    • @jacklucas5908
      @jacklucas5908 Год назад +3

      That happened after the war was over though. I think they actually talked about it in an older video about brutal punishments.

  • @Billchu13
    @Billchu13 Год назад +33

    What's dirtier: an invading force using napalm, or a defending force using pungee pits?

    • @dub3r5
      @dub3r5 Год назад

      Invading with napalm is scary because it can just fall out of the sky while it lands and sticks on people and houses burning everything and spreading in your home town and you can’t do anything to stop it.

    • @mill2712
      @mill2712 Год назад +11

      Pungee pits won't cause a wild fire.

    • @morisco56
      @morisco56 Год назад +8

      Also agent orange and white phosporus

    • @Mentallyheld
      @Mentallyheld Год назад +4

      One kills more than people, it kills entire sections of forest which contain vital wild life which can cause a inbalance and even worse conditions to everybody else living within said location. the other while still cruel it only goes towards enemy soldiers and not anyone else

    • @illcommunicvtion
      @illcommunicvtion 9 месяцев назад

      Or poisoning their crops and food supply.

  • @guardianofthetoasters2323
    @guardianofthetoasters2323 Год назад +16

    So long as they don't drag civis almost all dirty tactics seemed to be a viable option and to not use them is stupid

  • @Danzel_Gaming
    @Danzel_Gaming Год назад +9

    "Hey, Its War Baby"
    -Honest Abe

  • @bipedallifeform3990
    @bipedallifeform3990 7 месяцев назад

    You have one of the best narrators on RUclips. Keep this guy for as long as you can.

  • @Morattis
    @Morattis 7 месяцев назад +3

    the press always fucking things up

  • @thepilotofepic
    @thepilotofepic Год назад +9

    Fun fact: theres still Eldest Son ammo kicking around

    • @BaconLover100
      @BaconLover100 4 месяца назад

      I heard a story a bit ago about Vietnamese peacekeepers working with the UN had a rifle blow up, it was speculated that the round came from eldest son due to similar explosion marks.

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 Год назад +19

    3:40 FFS Sometimes the press needs to learn to keep its mouth shut.

    • @12b_engineer
      @12b_engineer Год назад

      They shouldn't even be allowed in combat

    • @greggrace967
      @greggrace967 Год назад +3

      I would just appreciate them not lieing all the time!! About EVERYTHING.

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 Год назад

      @@greggrace967 *lying

    • @kremepye3613
      @kremepye3613 Год назад +1

      ​@@brainflash1*who cares

    • @greggrace967
      @greggrace967 Год назад

      @@kremepye3613 what a dim wit huh? People like that have no friends.

  • @tedwojtasik8781
    @tedwojtasik8781 7 месяцев назад +3

    American checkpoint guard: Ok bub...what was Babe Ruth's batting average in 1921 and what was the name of his childhood pet? General Clark: Are you F'ing serious???

  • @devonflood8232
    @devonflood8232 Год назад +6

    Should have included the skirmish between the German raider Kormoran and the HMAS Sydney that was pretty dirty!

  • @wattsnottaken1
    @wattsnottaken1 7 месяцев назад +1

    None of these can be as dirty as the stun grenade in the new call of duty

  • @EpiclilJohnny
    @EpiclilJohnny Год назад +22

    When I have kids they're going to watch your Channel. 🙌 I'll have to become a donator at that point to get your exclusive content.
    Keep up the good work! You teach history better than Public School Systems!

  • @richardpickett3882
    @richardpickett3882 Год назад +17

    Those who don’t study history are doomed to repeat it

  • @ariaantoroatang7720
    @ariaantoroatang7720 Год назад +2

    Wartime brought the worst out of people. In order to survive people betrayed each other. War is something that hurts everybody.

  • @JamesQI-q3k
    @JamesQI-q3k Год назад +5

    Great Video Simple History

  • @Dragon-bi6xp
    @Dragon-bi6xp Месяц назад +1

    3:45 who turns their head at such a demonic angle?

  • @HATECELL
    @HATECELL Год назад +16

    If those generators were just standard industrial equipment with 230V outputs it is likely that some of the soldiers didn't die from the electricity, they just got paralysed and drowned

    • @clydedoris5002
      @clydedoris5002 Год назад +1

      I've heard that when you got alot of electricity going through you, you are unable to move only when someone pushes you with something nonconductive

    • @Mere-Lachaiselongue
      @Mere-Lachaiselongue Год назад +3

      @@clydedoris5002 Correct. The electricity makes your whole body use it's muscles so for example people that have intrusive thoughts and put a fork or something in an outlet aren't able to let go even if they want to.

    • @JoeRogansForehead
      @JoeRogansForehead Год назад +1

      @@clydedoris5002when I got tased in highschool I couldn’t move until the cop pushed me into a glass wall

    • @jamierupert7563
      @jamierupert7563 Год назад

      ​@@JoeRogansForeheadhahaha why'd you get tased in high school?

    • @colonelfustercluck486
      @colonelfustercluck486 7 месяцев назад

      @@JoeRogansForehead .. you didn't do the homework?

  • @JerryRigedRebel
    @JerryRigedRebel 10 месяцев назад

    I love these videos . They are very informative and give me something to listen to while I work on trucks at work. Thank you guys for everything you do on your channel .

  • @nathanielschwartz425
    @nathanielschwartz425 Год назад +3

    I’m kinda surprised that he didn’t talk about (or even mention) Operation Wandering Soul from the Vietnam War. This was a tape recording, labeled “Ghost Tape #10” and was a recording of ghostly wines and cries that the US played on full blast on loud speakers in helicopters over the enemy. The goal was to scare the Vietnam soldiers forcing them to give away their positions. It was based on the Vietnam’s belief that after a person dies their soul will haunt people if they are not properly buried.

    • @rosaria8384
      @rosaria8384 Год назад +1

      It has its specific video already

    • @nathanielschwartz425
      @nathanielschwartz425 11 месяцев назад +1

      Oh. But still they could've at least mentioned it. I mean, it would've really fit the theme of this video as well.@@rosaria8384

    • @odayconhadep68
      @odayconhadep68 11 месяцев назад

      AND VIETNAM RESPONDED WITH HANNAH HANOI

  • @Perplexedreal
    @Perplexedreal 8 месяцев назад +2

    Imagine winning a war with cats 😂

  • @TheHammerGuy94
    @TheHammerGuy94 Год назад +6

    that ammo sabotage trick...
    How do I dissuade bike thieves from stealing
    Bike Lock? that will just make them jump to another bike to steal.
    Brake lock? sabotage the brakes from functioning if I am not using it.
    either that will teach them a lesson, or think twice about stealing an unlocked bike next time.

    • @coolsnake1134
      @coolsnake1134 Год назад +2

      Love the old meme of the yeet seat bicycle anti-theft device, basically the meme showed a person cutting open their bike seat and sticking petn explosives into it, sewing it back up and putting a barbecue grill igniter as a trigger. So that way when the thief sat on the seat it would set off the explosives

    • @TheHammerGuy94
      @TheHammerGuy94 Год назад

      @@coolsnake1134
      As much as I would like to do that, That sounds like the shotgun door booby trap that was featured in simple history.
      Using lethal methods to dissuade perpetrators, which could possibly lead to a lawsuit if they do survive or if somebody witness it.
      At least the way I am planning to do it, Is to make the perpetrator be more vulnerable to getting into an accident
      In considering they value their escape more than being safe, they won't be getting away.

  • @MHLegacy
    @MHLegacy 10 месяцев назад

    (12:23) Great job animating that famous footage of Hitler's last appearance greeting those young soldiers, holding his trembling hand behind him. Nice attention to detail in including the trembling hand.

  • @bumpermanthesecond615
    @bumpermanthesecond615 Год назад +44

    "It's not war crime if we won"

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Год назад +2

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff

  • @dy9955
    @dy9955 Год назад +18

    Just remember. There are NO RULES in war. No matter what someone tells you. The moment you follow the rules is the moment your enemy will brake them to kill you.

  • @dereckhasken9055
    @dereckhasken9055 Год назад +5

    The doctoring of weapons was first documented during the Malaya Insurgency (1950’s)
    rifle barrels found by British Army were slightly bent to ensure they exploded a bit easier than
    replacing propellant

  • @williambenson1477
    @williambenson1477 Год назад +3

    war is suppose to be horrific. by making it 'fair', nobody minds going to war. if it were an horrific thing, everyone would avoid it

  • @MrKagyal
    @MrKagyal Год назад +2

    4:58 nope Tibet was neither a vassal state nor a procteriate. Tibet was an independent state that maintained diplomatic relations with other countries.

  • @DeadGothicRed
    @DeadGothicRed Год назад +5

    Fun fact, OGA (Other Government Agency) units in Iraq and Afghanistan would do sabotaged ammo A LOT.

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv Год назад +2

      What means

    • @alexcosentino4649
      @alexcosentino4649 Год назад +2

      @@AC-hj9tvOGA? CIA

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv Год назад +1

      @@alexcosentino4649 thank you

    • @MrHrannsi
      @MrHrannsi Год назад +1

      Indeed, quite a few videos of exploding mortars floating around the internet.

    • @tundranomad
      @tundranomad Год назад

      Interesting, I didn't know that about Iraq/Afghanistan. If you Google search "last photo combat camera", you'll see the last photo that a US soldier took as a mortar round exploded in the tube. Story will be with the photo. I wonder if that's the real truth behind that occurrence.

  • @theofficialken1755
    @theofficialken1755 Год назад +2

    Dad still dreams of playing "Fortunate Son" over the fields of Vietnam.

  • @PawAshtraysMatter
    @PawAshtraysMatter Год назад +3

    A group of rivals were kidnapped and the lone survivor was dressed like a cop, shot and left on street. When officers arrived a nearby car bomb went off.

  • @TRD315
    @TRD315 10 месяцев назад +1

    Awesome video and content.

  • @BillaCode
    @BillaCode Год назад +4

    History is wonderful, same historical incodents are taught completely differently in different countries

  • @ToudaHell
    @ToudaHell Год назад +4

    I thought theres no rules in war. Theres no dirty tricks, just excellent strategy.

  • @Flesh_Wizard
    @Flesh_Wizard 10 месяцев назад +2

    "All warfare is based on deception"
    - Sun Tzu

  • @Techgnome21
    @Techgnome21 Год назад +1

    Man-of-wars used to flag different, paint their ships different colors and further change their appearance to trick the enemy.

  • @mcmelonmaster
    @mcmelonmaster Год назад +7

    The russians used boobytrap magazines in Afghanistan too.

  • @pesokpesok
    @pesokpesok 11 месяцев назад +2

    cant believe you didnt say - all is fair in love and war

  • @WoziduranJahemter
    @WoziduranJahemter Год назад +6

    Additional funding leverage for this channel, great history and very important lessons! Just awesomely great! ++

  • @roberthidalgo4321
    @roberthidalgo4321 Месяц назад +1

    You can always count on the American press to mess it up this is what they do consistently

  • @christopherdempsey3878
    @christopherdempsey3878 Год назад +4

    These days we just refer to it as a pro gamer move.

  • @susanfarley1332
    @susanfarley1332 Год назад +2

    Just the thought of taking cats into battle and expecting the cats to behave in a certain manner...lol. I don't think the cats ran towards the enemy. Once released they would have run in every direction possible. Like they say, you can't herd cats.

  • @mcbrians.8508
    @mcbrians.8508 Год назад +3

    Love you Chris!

  • @SpectrumSwordtails
    @SpectrumSwordtails 4 месяца назад

    The Battle of the Marshes one was just plain brutal. Clever, but brutal.

  • @davealmighty9638
    @davealmighty9638 Год назад +7

    My grandfather was awarded 5 bronze starts, 3 with valor, and a silver star. He was a Sgt. Major, who fought in Korea, and 4 tours in Vietnam. He was one of the first 500 Americans sent to Vietnam as an advisor. He was with a small attachment of south Vietnamese troops, and was one of only 3 americans on this patrol. They had reports of a patrol of around 50 NVA troops coming there way. They sent scouts, and soon learned that it was closer to 300 NVA troops. They were outnumbered and were low on ammo, but had plenty of explosives and det cord. They expected the NVA to come thru a narrow valley, on their way south. They lined explosives in 3 X patterns thru the valley, across about 100 yards and had claymores on both sides of the valley, all was connected with detenation cord, and had troops on the hills of both sides. They waited for the NVA to come thru the valley, and from a single detonator, caused a massive series of explosions, eliminated almost of the enemy at once. Troops picked off the few survivors, and took many prisoners. They also got a lot of valuable intel from captured NVA. He was awarded the bronze star with valor, and the paperwork that comes with that award is quite fun to read. The story of his silver star is also a good read, but is a story for another day.

  • @tictcha612
    @tictcha612 9 месяцев назад +1

    Nice video !

  • @salvatoreregalbuto5444
    @salvatoreregalbuto5444 Год назад +5

    war’s should not have any rules other than the basic dont execute prisoners. any weapons should be at your disposal.

    • @greggrace967
      @greggrace967 Год назад +1

      War DOESN'T have any rules now!! Where are you from? geez....

    • @salvatoreregalbuto5444
      @salvatoreregalbuto5444 Год назад +1

      @@greggrace967there are plenty of weapons banned in war makes no sense

    • @Iauchmitschlauch
      @Iauchmitschlauch Год назад +1

      ​@@salvatoreregalbuto5444nothing is banned, just some countries signed treaties that they would not use certain weapons

  • @solocanaanite4655
    @solocanaanite4655 10 месяцев назад +1

    It did, my dad served in the cambodian war, and he worked in the office and they treated him like an enemy (he was a southerner) and earned the respect of the officers in the office when he discovered 3 different defective rounds. It seems the Mag V Sogs missions were too effective 😅😂 Because they blamed the Chinese until like 2012

  • @BennyFromFalloutNewVegas
    @BennyFromFalloutNewVegas Год назад +7

    You missed the mouse trap suit! Where the enemy wears several mouse traps on their uniforms. So after you kill them, you get your nuts caught in a mousetrap when you teabag them!