Yo, you think I’m the one who gets rizzed? Bruh, I’m the one who does the rizzing. When you hear someone got ratio’d at midnight, bet, that’s me. You think I’m just some dude getting Fanum taxed out here? Nah, I’m the sigma, the one who sticks out the gyat for real. You wanna talk about skibidi? I’m the skibidi in the shadows, making the game itself sus. Listen, when that door knocks, you better believe it's not trouble waiting-it's me, the ultimate danger, the one who knocks with the full force of a viral gyat , making the very concept of fear hit different. Bet, I’m the storm they never saw coming -Sun Tzu
Stop trying to justify this whole thing and admit you have L rizz! Who are you edging to right now? Who is it you think you skibidi? Do you know how much fanum tax I make a year? Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop playing OG Fortnite? A Twitch stream big enough, that I could appear on Kai Cenat's channel goes belly-up, disappears! It ceases to exist without me. You don't know who you are edging to, so let me clue you in. I do not have L rizz, Skyler. I AM THE RIZZLER! A guy loses his mewing streak, and you think that of me? No, I AM THE ONE WHO MOGS!
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Not as good as the channel that did the Spiderman edits
Ok go watch those then and zip up his pants when you’re done
Gyat for sur bro, stop trying your skibidi on him, you don't know how much he rizzed for that video
@@j4cktherabbit bro is salty
Bro got dat pin of SHAME
This is the moment he became edgingberg
I am batman
I AM THE ONE WHO JELQS.
"let him rizz..!"
..Jesrizz
Gyatenburg
"I am the one who mogs" goes so hard
I know! I re-watch this video every now and then to listen to that line. The Ai did it’s JOB 💯
Average conversation in 2024
filastin hura
Conversation*
we will have flying cars in 2024!
2024:
People in the 90: "In the future, we will speak cool futuristic words."
They didn't know the futuristic rizz in question would be so skibidi.
Rizz sounds pretty futuristic I think
“Jesse! Jesse! We need to mew”
IM NOT IN DANGER OF EDGING I AM THE ONE WHO EDGES
Best line at the end
“You clearly don’t know who you’re edging too” 💀💀
Breaking Bad if it was made in Gen Alpha:
Tragic part is there are kids who unironically speak like this.
You copied that comment from a different video
Why is that tragic?
@@Phyt5 even more tragic part is one of them just commented.
@@5koby4 I don’t really use those words, so thanks for not answering my question
@StrikeBolteafc Get off the internet you're only in the beginning stages of brainrot you can still save yourself.
As a person who knows english quite well, I see that I need to relearn it.
"who is it you think, you, skibidi" 💀💀
Classic
How does this has only a 10k views?
I absolutely love it
This is edgingburg
Jesse we need to Subscribe!
This is so skibidi fanum tax ohio gyat
It’s giving me the option to translate lmao
Breaking bad if Vince actually knew what he was doing
how does this only have 786 views lmao
None of those words are in the Bible
It’s 2024 😭
@@Mauriceisadoofusreally? what happened to my times? what you people now call "bc"
"who reads bible now🤓"
"Just as I have mogged you, you also are to mog one another" - Rizzler 13;34
Idk what I was expecting.
Heisinedging
I'm only 29, but I wouldn't know any of these words if I didn't just hear about them on a tech radio show for old people
20 years in Albuquerque, I wanted Los Pollos. I compromised. I ate pizza off the roof instead.
WHY TF DOES THIS ACTUALLY HAS TENSION??
I am the one who Rizzes!
Yo, you think I’m the one who gets rizzed? Bruh, I’m the one who does the rizzing. When you hear someone got ratio’d at midnight, bet, that’s me. You think I’m just some dude getting Fanum taxed out here? Nah, I’m the sigma, the one who sticks out the gyat for real. You wanna talk about skibidi? I’m the skibidi in the shadows, making the game itself sus. Listen, when that door knocks, you better believe it's not trouble waiting-it's me, the ultimate danger, the one who knocks with the full force of a viral gyat , making the very concept of fear hit different. Bet, I’m the storm they never saw coming -Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu did not die for this 🙏😭
800th like good video
Legend!
...flyings cars they said
bro i still dont know what the fuck fantum tax is
There’s this streamer named Fanum and he eats all of this other Streamer’s (Kai Cenat) food. So they call it fanum taxing.
I like how the URL has Cook in it
it would have been better if he said do you know how many aura i gain a year
Aura wasn’t a Brainrot term back when I made the video
L rizz ❌
El Rizz ✔
i laughed
Do Hank's death next
I’m writing this down
Ill do a push up for every like this comment gets (PLEASE DONT)
Well that was painful
Cool! Now buy my merch: streamlabs.com/crayonax/merch
@@j4cktherabbitbros shilling
Stop trying to justify this whole thing and admit you have L rizz!
Who are you edging to right now? Who is it you think you skibidi? Do you know how much fanum tax I make a year? Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop playing OG Fortnite? A Twitch stream big enough, that I could appear on Kai Cenat's channel goes belly-up, disappears! It ceases to exist without me. You don't know who you are edging to, so let me clue you in. I do not have L rizz, Skyler. I AM THE RIZZLER! A guy loses his mewing streak, and you think that of me? No, I AM THE ONE WHO MOGS!
L rizz, l bozo, rip
“Cook” is in the video url
🚽
Ambatukam 😊
Good 😏
Do you know how much fanum tax i make a year
Bro why is og Fortnite brain rot💀
I made it back when OG fort came back 😎 shit was peak
@@j4cktherabbit fax
Og Fortnite
0:06 you
Hell nah 😭
This is the worst best thing I have ever watched
This is awful, not even in an ironic "it's so bad it's funny'. No. This is awful
I don’t care