"Good evening, ladies & gentlemen, members of the press... Now first, I'd just like to say that the complete annihilation of western Europe, Hawaii and three fifths of the continental United States earlier this afternoon was clearly less than ideal. Mistakes were made and I will be the first to admit it..."
The second the modified the original pride flag, they showed they didn't understand what the rainbow signified. All the colors of the rainbow? The infinite variability of the light spectrum? Everyone is already included in the rainbow. Flags are supposed to be unifying. If you have to add individual symbols for each group, you're indicating you're not unified.
Love Tim’s reference to the old school SNES Donkey Kong Country toxic water levels, what a nostalgic throwback triggered some childhood memories for me haha
Growing through this for two years has made me a much better person. When you can watch a narc up close for a while, it’s eye opening. I never imagined a person could be this way. My wife had done every single thing I’ve heard on all these videos. It’s a sickness. Treating someone who cares about you like dirt has to be an illness. But the experience has made me better in the end.
Yeah a week off and I couldn't decide between a fresh start or suicide. Some say they both are fresh starts but I made it by playing back highlight videos of the Tim Dillon show. Thank God tim is back..
Moves to South Tucson last year, lived in the Midwest my whole life. I’m back home now because EXACTLY what tim talked about. couldn’t deal with being accosted by 14 “sand people” on my way into a gas station. I once had to chase one down on a borrowed bike and jump him for stealing my phone I had gotten 2 weeks prior. The desert is a horror
Thanks for speaking on Phoenix! You nailed it perfectly. On the plus side, many cities including Phoenix and my suburb Mesa started putting up signs stating “it’s OK to say NO to panhandlers”. FYI Scottsdale is trying to trick you. It’s actually the worst place on the East side.
The triangles look militant. Especially the kind of khaki vibe it's giving the whole thing. Kind of dominating the old flag quite viciously. So there's that.
I suggest whoever is reading this to buy a couple of trauma kits, get the proper training to use them, keep one at home, one or two in the car/truck and a small one on you, chest seals, tourniquets, packing gauze, and pressure dressings... This is an election year and probably gonna be wild... You have a responsibility to your fellow humans to "be useful"
I can see a lot of great late stage career roles for Tim that he’s not quite ready for yet but one day will be. Mostly villains including but not limited to Disney and classic video game to film remakes. Clown from Spawn. Trans Ursula from the little mermaid. Dr. Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog. The Cat or the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland more the Cat. Any advisor to a film’s central villain antagonist. It’s just the beginning. Tim hasn’t even begun to bloom. Enjoy the very beginning folks. ❤
The Justin Timberlake mug shot looks like Hugh Jackman. Whoa! That means JT could be the new franchise Wolverine, and then Wolverine would at last be a short man like in the comic books, like JT!
@@williemasterofdestruction5339Damn no 2 for 1 deal? Planned Parenthood should really be offering discounts by now. Sorry for your bank account’s loss!
The seamless transition of this podcast from being one of the funniest shows to the musings of a lonely gay man real state ramblings is really something
Completely agree, compare anything he has done on the last 2yrs. Compared to episodes like #288, 301,302, or the "Tourette " episode. Fewer and fewer Saturday nights are wasted hoping it will get better. R.I.P. TDS 2018 to 2022.
I'm just saying as a person who enjoys this free comedy, im very angry at the delay. How dare you not drop something? How dare you make me wait? Fuck you Tim Dillon Love you x
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This lesbian makes some great points. Subscribed!
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She's not lying
Love this comment ❤ Tim is one of my favorite podcasters I think he looks cuddly!!!
Weekly reminder that Tim Dillion should have a radio show on GTA6 make it happen piglets
But I want him as a CoD skin!
Don't stop posting . This could happen
Great idea!
Not only that, Tim needs to lock this up with rockstar right now. EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS!
Nothing would make me happier
Fame and money usually destroys people. It just makes Tim stronger
Tim picked an amazing shirt to show us what it would look like if a massive tsunami were to overtake a city
last time he bombed at the beach it caused a tsunami so it could be a metaphor perhaps?
What a beautiful image
I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard at a comment in a very long time
That's Good
Real life lol
My depressed rodent brother in law has reason to not kill himself today. Thank you, mental health professional Tim Dillon!
blessed
We wish him well.
Do mousy women date rodent men? Do they have Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles marathons?
Year of the Rat! 😂
My baby is having surgery today and your episode put a smile on my face.
🙏🏼🙏🏼❤❤❤
Sending prayers for your baby and your family! 🙏🏻💫❤️ God Bless you all!
We wish him well 🏌️♂️
@@fubey8x so edgy, no wonder you appreciate the dark comedy of Tim
@@Pope_John_Auspol_II The incel has entered the chat. Poor guy. This is his only way of getting attention. Sad.
Life in the big city.
Life in the 🐖🌃
I wish em well
VONDERBAR!
@chriznew1695 In the wishing well.
It's a real knife fight out there
i want Tim Dillon as a White House press secretary when World War 3 kicks off.
"Good evening, ladies & gentlemen, members of the press... Now first, I'd just like to say that the complete annihilation of western Europe, Hawaii and three fifths of the continental United States earlier this afternoon was clearly less than ideal. Mistakes were made and I will be the first to admit it..."
We need that for the next rounds of gilly and keeves sketches!!
@johnnyshanksalot8358 if Carribean islands get destroyed, Tim would express his sadness that we'll never find out who went to Epstein's Island
Just a normal day of doing FAKE BUSINESS!@johnnyshanksalot8358
"The draft is enacted, we wish them well. You want the real tragedy, my pool isnt done yet."
You are required to have at least 6 pieces of flair on your pride flag.
👏👏👏
Chachis
Soon the World Atlas will just be a big Pride Flag, encapsulating EVERYTHING.
There's that number again. Every time, I'm tellin ya.
Only 6!? What are you, some kind of far-right extreme racist?
only one thing could make me more depressed than living in a world without Tim Dillon and that is the world with Tim Dillon
When i dont see Tim Dillon ep’s i think ‘no’.
When i do see Tim Dillon ep’s i also think ‘no’.
@@clintkantorquickest way to get fake sympathy
Like your his hubby or his pet dressed in a onezie
It’s because he keeps it Real so you realize he’s talking about our Collective Reality and it is like “Oh No” 😨
While also shilling @@Mizikame
Last week I cried when Tim didn’t release a new episode
Me too 😢
He did though
Thats it? I had to sacrifice my first born in order to satiate what was missing.
Last week I didn't notice when a new episode wasn't released, podcasts are background noise.
I just watched him riffing with Nick Mullen on tafs to fill the void and was not disappointed.
In the middle of a flood, but Tim Dillon comments sections are always a hearthstone of comfort.
You in Minnesota?
@@mikelsbug817 Yeaaap. 😅
A flood... hah, thats tiny
@dertythegrower Still sucks. 50 mil in damages, supposedly.
We all wish you well.
Tim you are my eternal scooby snack
Never heard it explained better
HAHAHA RELAX, hilarious comment
The second the modified the original pride flag, they showed they didn't understand what the rainbow signified.
All the colors of the rainbow? The infinite variability of the light spectrum? Everyone is already included in the rainbow. Flags are supposed to be unifying. If you have to add individual symbols for each group, you're indicating you're not unified.
That's what it's for, division through diversity, through atomization.
Where is the flag’s component for neurodivergent Scandinavian rodent attracted demi-bulimic single dad identifying minors? Outraged.
It's gay race communism
it's gay race communism
it's gay race communism
Brett Cooper was way ahead of this! "Wet Cigarette" boys she called them. I like that better 🤷♂️
Easy way or hard way, Tony Soprano wants his shirt back Tim.
Lol. Great comment
Tim woke up this morning, got himself a pint. At salt & straw
I’d love to see this man as a new host on The View.
Tim and Whoopi the new Morning Show coming this Fall!
It’s gunna be a rat boy summer for sure
Profile pic checks out. Live it up rodent.
Pass the cheese ratboy😊!
Year of the Rat 🐀
😂
A rat tat tat on that ass type of summer 😂😂😂😂😂
A Seasonal Summer Abortion is my favorite Woody Allen movie
I believe you meant a midsummer night’s abortion
As a Vermonter, I’m just happy. We finally got mentioned our little state ! Big fan from the 802
There's something to be said for bringing shame back.
Shames kinda like eugenics.
Sounds great but where do you start & stop?
@@adamjames1375shame is not like eugenics at all, what are you smoking?
@@adamjames1375 Vergogna!
Never fails. Within a few minutes, I’m laughing hysterically. “Is that part for the hostages?” (Gay flag) hahaaaa 😂
LOL !!!!!!!!!!
As a resident of Phoenix for 20 plus years, can confirm it's like the movie Dune but everyone has a Gun 😂
sh hole
Love Tim’s reference to the old school SNES Donkey Kong Country toxic water levels, what a nostalgic throwback triggered some childhood memories for me haha
Thank you Tim Dillon, I’m feel majorly blessed to live in the same time as you 🙌🏼🔥💜
Tim slays on Tucker's podcast.
Tim, Tucker, and Joe on the panel for presidential debates. Yes or Yes
@@hwholmes9683 And Alex.
@@anthonyrotola9905 Problem with a having Alex on the panel is he wont stop talking long enough for anyone else to make a point lol
Baby boomer part is just so spot on
Watch Tim’s podcast with Lex Friedman ❤
Thank you for brightening my Saturday once again Timmy
Growing through this for two years has made me a much better person. When you can watch a narc up close for a while, it’s eye opening. I never imagined a person could be this way. My wife had done every single thing I’ve heard on all these videos. It’s a sickness. Treating someone who cares about you like dirt has to be an illness. But the experience has made me better in the end.
In Phoenix, the floor is literally lava.
The circle represents the prolapses
🤣🤣🤣💀⚰️
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Oh noooooo
what a beautiful saturday. new episode. LOVE IT
“TOR-tuuuuuuu-GAH!” Hahaaa 😂
You're the bestest in the whole wide world homeboy!!! Making my day at work a bit more tolerable...
Emerald green for the Irish! 😂
I let Tim Dillon do all my thinking for me 💌
😂
😂 same as the rest of us
Tim! Do you know the amount of dopamine withdrawal I have had to endure while waiting for you to post. My brain was sweating!!
I had lost my cat and was looking for it and I played Tim's podcast and it meowed and I found him
@@joshcortezmusic8697 it was truly miraculous
My boy Theo gonna have the time of his life. Let’s go rat king!
Gang gang baby!!!! 🐀👑
Prof. Von never stops killin it my brutha! Gang Gang
I'm at a community pool right now and I'm gonna play this so loud 😂
😂😂😂😂
It’s my summer finally baby
About time! 😂 needed this for work
Slop is served
I've set up my alarm to explode in six hours so i can watch it ay!
Yeah a week off and I couldn't decide between a fresh start or suicide. Some say they both are fresh starts but I made it by playing back highlight videos of the Tim Dillon show. Thank God tim is back..
Kim and Putin look so happy! Tim's right. I think this new friendship is gonna be the start of something special..
“ I’ve had enough of the demonizing of North Korea” 😂😂
Weekly reminder that Timmy needs his own radio station on GTA6
why did you copy the top comment 3 hours after?? psh
@@dertythegrowerboth of the NPCs copied it from the previous 25 weeks
We get it
Cringe
You and anyone else who takes the 2 seconds to type that are worthless losers.
Since the draft is coming back can we start listening to CCR
Who stopped listening?!?!
Rat Boy Summer !!! Let’s Goooooo!!!!
The single greatest reader of articles ever
32:33 I wish he would have made more fun of the fact the migrant lays the price for the US not fixing its system. I mean, what a statement
Tim dillon talking about poison pond from dkc is just awesome hahaha
Tim making a Donkeu Kong Country reference made me happier than it should have
tim would be a church pastor in an alternate universe
Desert homeless fucking killed me😂😂😂 and the griddlecake sidewalk
Is second degree burnt flesh the components of heme?
Tim, please do a video of you at a protest or march, asking people about their pride flags not including intersex...
This would be great....
44:44 off camera producer laugh like the old days when I first became aware of the show :))
Imagine secretly recording an old women (who is a private citizen mind you) complaining about ugly flags and think youve got a big scoop lol
I was not expecting a Donkey Kong Country reference from Tim Dillon, I figured he thought video games are too gay.
As a rodentkin I’m pleased with this news.
Moves to South Tucson last year, lived in the Midwest my whole life. I’m back home now because EXACTLY what tim talked about. couldn’t deal with being accosted by 14 “sand people” on my way into a gas station. I once had to chase one down on a borrowed bike and jump him for stealing my phone I had gotten 2 weeks prior. The desert is a horror
It ain't for the soft, that's for sure
Makes it sound like you were accosted by Tusken Raiders
Thanks for speaking on Phoenix! You nailed it perfectly. On the plus side, many cities including Phoenix and my suburb Mesa started putting up signs stating “it’s OK to say NO to panhandlers”.
FYI Scottsdale is trying to trick you. It’s actually the worst place on the East side.
“Sexy rat” is so funny to me.
The triangles look militant. Especially the kind of khaki vibe it's giving the whole thing. Kind of dominating the old flag quite viciously. So there's that.
I can't believe the progress flag doesn't include all of the platonic solids. I guess it's still a work in progress
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This is the only podcast that I actually enjoy listening to the ads. “And I’m on a moat with a goat” 😂
Tim Dillon and John Mulaney should be doing Daily Show/ Colbert Report style late shows back to back
They'd muzzle Timmy. He's better off here
John Mulaney sucks
@@vaughncollins1386 that’s why it’s a good idea. Polar opposites not everyone likes both but something in between for everyone.
Omg please 🙏🏼
I suggest whoever is reading this to buy a couple of trauma kits, get the proper training to use them, keep one at home, one or two in the car/truck and a small one on you, chest seals, tourniquets, packing gauze, and pressure dressings... This is an election year and probably gonna be wild... You have a responsibility to your fellow humans to "be useful"
Legit
This is how the US forestry service comments on Tim Dillon videos.
Act accordingly.
Now I have a reason to go to bed 😂
Tim is gay. He doesn’t want to go to bed with you.
13 hr ago is wild
What’s the reason?
Shut your mouth.
I can see a lot of great late stage career roles for Tim that he’s not quite ready for yet but one day will be. Mostly villains including but not limited to Disney and classic video game to film remakes. Clown from Spawn. Trans Ursula from the little mermaid. Dr. Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog. The Cat or the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland more the Cat. Any advisor to a film’s central villain antagonist. It’s just the beginning. Tim hasn’t even begun to bloom. Enjoy the very beginning folks. ❤
Yes! Major Cheshire Cat vibes.
Where can I get a shame flag?
Women: “We don’t like being weak and subjugated”
*gets power*
Women: “So we like weak and subjugated men”
Except they really don't.
I'd love to see a "Tim Dillon's Guide To The Hamptons" video
Had a friend once that looked like Chuck E Cheese. He pulled a suprising amount of tail.
Tim Dillon and MSSP over everything
I am very pleased to see the Princess Diana bear but I miss her pod commentary.
tim dillon is so good i dont even skip the 2nd ad
5min in & im dying with the rat-men 😭
48:40 best part of the entire episode. “Little human cheeseburgers” and the screaming bit was absolutely hilarious
You know, the Atlantic ocean is very nice this time of year.
You bet, I was just in it today....I was in heaven.
Please lets sign a petition to get Tim Dillon his own GTA 6 radio station.
I did .. I left it in your room.
The Justin Timberlake mug shot looks like Hugh Jackman. Whoa! That means JT could be the new franchise Wolverine, and then Wolverine would at last be a short man like in the comic books, like JT!
Tim's shirt Looks like a Sim City 2000 flood.
i knew it
had the feeling Tim was going to upload
I'm sitting outside of this grocery store in Phoenix spraying elderly in the face with those little water fans, thanks Tim!
Am I to understand that black = trans = gay? Because that is what that flag is saying.
That is what it says.
The only people not included thankfully are us white folk.
It’s hilarious. Anything but white is the same as being gay
We're nearing the event horizon where everything is equal, except anything.
@@adamjames1375spot on.
really? lol. No, that's not what it's saying. It's a sign of solidarity and support for various separate types of marginalized people.
This guy can talk for hours. Imagine when he's 70.
There is only one Rat King and his name is Theo Vonn.
Thank you Tim Saturday complete
I hope you enjoyed your holiday break
Ain’t no holiday here
Took both my girlfriends.
One had twins in her🙄
So glad things worked out.
Planned parenthood should have a buy 5 get one free tho.
Goin broke.
@@williemasterofdestruction5339Damn no 2 for 1 deal? Planned Parenthood should really be offering discounts by now. Sorry for your bank account’s loss!
4:35 the supreme court betch who is great btw😂😂
The seamless transition of this podcast from being one of the funniest shows to the musings of a lonely gay man real state ramblings is really something
Completely agree, compare anything he has done on the last 2yrs. Compared to episodes like #288, 301,302, or the "Tourette " episode. Fewer and fewer Saturday nights are wasted hoping it will get better. R.I.P. TDS 2018 to 2022.
Imagine Tim Dillon on a morning radio show, I would want to wake up early just for it.
Imagine being a purple circle person
Tim should be casted to play Gus in a Cinderella reboot.
Tim talking about the judge's wife is the most "tell me you're a single gay man without telling me you're a single gay man."
Because?
@@Josh-the-man Tim's gayness doesn't allow him to understand the dynamics of a man - woman relationship.
No connection between this MADNESS and YOU, Tim… None whatsoever.
Where’s the Patreon episode
Fake biz baby you know you love it
Yeah bAbies
Tim Dillon show is like my inner thoughts being played out loud. Very ADHD esque
I'm just saying as a person who enjoys this free comedy, im very angry at the delay. How dare you not drop something? How dare you make me wait? Fuck you Tim Dillon
Love you x
But we love and support king pig💯💯
@@cwood1776 shut up,, I'm a peasant
I've seen over and over
GTA6 should have tim dillon on it I'm all for it!!!!