"Good evening, ladies & gentlemen, members of the press... Now first, I'd just like to say that the complete annihilation of western Europe, Hawaii and three fifths of the continental United States earlier this afternoon was clearly less than ideal. Mistakes were made and I will be the first to admit it..."
The second the modified the original pride flag, they showed they didn't understand what the rainbow signified. All the colors of the rainbow? The infinite variability of the light spectrum? Everyone is already included in the rainbow. Flags are supposed to be unifying. If you have to add individual symbols for each group, you're indicating you're not unified.
Love Tim’s reference to the old school SNES Donkey Kong Country toxic water levels, what a nostalgic throwback triggered some childhood memories for me haha
Growing through this for two years has made me a much better person. When you can watch a narc up close for a while, it’s eye opening. I never imagined a person could be this way. My wife had done every single thing I’ve heard on all these videos. It’s a sickness. Treating someone who cares about you like dirt has to be an illness. But the experience has made me better in the end.
I have an uncle who lives in the Hamptons. He was a NYC school teacher. His retirement is 20k a month. He made 0 crazy investments. He just had a pension. He retired in 1985. He can't believe the cost of bananas
Yeah a week off and I couldn't decide between a fresh start or suicide. Some say they both are fresh starts but I made it by playing back highlight videos of the Tim Dillon show. Thank God tim is back..
Moves to South Tucson last year, lived in the Midwest my whole life. I’m back home now because EXACTLY what tim talked about. couldn’t deal with being accosted by 14 “sand people” on my way into a gas station. I once had to chase one down on a borrowed bike and jump him for stealing my phone I had gotten 2 weeks prior. The desert is a horror
The seamless transition of this podcast from being one of the funniest shows to the musings of a lonely gay man real state ramblings is really something
Completely agree, compare anything he has done on the last 2yrs. Compared to episodes like #288, 301,302, or the "Tourette " episode. Fewer and fewer Saturday nights are wasted hoping it will get better. R.I.P. TDS 2018 to 2022.
I suggest whoever is reading this to buy a couple of trauma kits, get the proper training to use them, keep one at home, one or two in the car/truck and a small one on you, chest seals, tourniquets, packing gauze, and pressure dressings... This is an election year and probably gonna be wild... You have a responsibility to your fellow humans to "be useful"
@@williemasterofdestruction5339Damn no 2 for 1 deal? Planned Parenthood should really be offering discounts by now. Sorry for your bank account’s loss!
Thanks for speaking on Phoenix! You nailed it perfectly. On the plus side, many cities including Phoenix and my suburb Mesa started putting up signs stating “it’s OK to say NO to panhandlers”. FYI Scottsdale is trying to trick you. It’s actually the worst place on the East side.
The Justin Timberlake mug shot looks like Hugh Jackman. Whoa! That means JT could be the new franchise Wolverine, and then Wolverine would at last be a short man like in the comic books, like JT!
The triangles look militant. Especially the kind of khaki vibe it's giving the whole thing. Kind of dominating the old flag quite viciously. So there's that.
The pride flag ever since they changed it from a simple rainbow, has got to be a 4chan psyop. All these squares, triangles, circles and addition colors is insane
i want Tim Dillon as a White House press secretary when World War 3 kicks off.
"Good evening, ladies & gentlemen, members of the press... Now first, I'd just like to say that the complete annihilation of western Europe, Hawaii and three fifths of the continental United States earlier this afternoon was clearly less than ideal. Mistakes were made and I will be the first to admit it..."
We need that for the next rounds of gilly and keeves sketches!!
@johnnyshanksalot8358 if Carribean islands get destroyed, Tim would express his sadness that we'll never find out who went to Epstein's Island
Just a normal day of doing FAKE BUSINESS!@johnnyshanksalot8358
"The draft is enacted, we wish them well. You want the real tragedy, my pool isnt done yet."
Tim picked an amazing shirt to show us what it would look like if a massive tsunami were to overtake a city
last time he bombed at the beach it caused a tsunami so it could be a metaphor perhaps?
What a beautiful image
I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard at a comment in a very long time
That's Good
Real life lol
My depressed rodent brother in law has reason to not kill himself today. Thank you, mental health professional Tim Dillon!
blessed
We wish him well.
Do mousy women date rodent men? Do they have Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles marathons?
Year of the Rat! 😂
This lesbian makes some great points. Subscribed!
🤣🤣🤣
She's not lying
Love this comment ❤ Tim is one of my favorite podcasters I think he looks cuddly!!!
You are required to have at least 6 pieces of flair on your pride flag.
👏👏👏
Chachis
Soon the World Atlas will just be a big Pride Flag, encapsulating EVERYTHING.
There's that number again. Every time, I'm tellin ya.
Only 6!? What are you, some kind of far-right extreme racist?
Weekly reminder that Tim Dillion should have a radio show on GTA6 make it happen piglets
But I want him as a CoD skin!
Don't stop posting . This could happen
Great idea!
Not only that, Tim needs to lock this up with rockstar right now. EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS!
Nothing would make me happier
My baby is having surgery today and your episode put a smile on my face.
🙏🏼🙏🏼❤❤❤
Sending prayers for your baby and your family! 🙏🏻💫❤️ God Bless you all!
We wish him well 🏌️♂️
@@fubey8x so edgy, no wonder you appreciate the dark comedy of Tim
@@Pope_John_Auspol_II The incel has entered the chat. Poor guy. This is his only way of getting attention. Sad.
Fame and money usually destroys people. It just makes Tim stronger
only one thing could make me more depressed than living in a world without Tim Dillon and that is the world with Tim Dillon
When i dont see Tim Dillon ep’s i think ‘no’.
When i do see Tim Dillon ep’s i also think ‘no’.
@@clintkantorquickest way to get fake sympathy
Like your his hubby or his pet dressed in a onezie
It’s because he keeps it Real so you realize he’s talking about our Collective Reality and it is like “Oh No” 😨
While also shilling @@Mizikame
Life in the big city.
Life in the 🐖🌃
I wish em well
VONDERBAR!
@chriznew1695 In the wishing well.
It's a real knife fight out there
Tim you are my eternal scooby snack
Never heard it explained better
HAHAHA RELAX, hilarious comment
In the middle of a flood, but Tim Dillon comments sections are always a hearthstone of comfort.
You in Minnesota?
@@mikelsbug817 Yeaaap. 😅
A flood... hah, thats tiny
@dertythegrower Still sucks. 50 mil in damages, supposedly.
We all wish you well.
Never fails. Within a few minutes, I’m laughing hysterically. “Is that part for the hostages?” (Gay flag) hahaaaa 😂
LOL !!!!!!!!!!
It’s gunna be a rat boy summer for sure
Profile pic checks out. Live it up rodent.
Pass the cheese ratboy😊!
Year of the Rat 🐀
😂
A rat tat tat on that ass type of summer 😂😂😂😂😂
Last week I cried when Tim didn’t release a new episode
Me too 😢
He did though
Thats it? I had to sacrifice my first born in order to satiate what was missing.
Last week I didn't notice when a new episode wasn't released, podcasts are background noise.
I just watched him riffing with Nick Mullen on tafs to fill the void and was not disappointed.
As a resident of Phoenix for 20 plus years, can confirm it's like the movie Dune but everyone has a Gun 😂
sh hole
A Seasonal Summer Abortion is my favorite Woody Allen movie
I believe you meant a midsummer night’s abortion
Easy way or hard way, Tony Soprano wants his shirt back Tim.
Lol. Great comment
Tim woke up this morning, got himself a pint. At salt & straw
It's a beyoootiful shirt! 😂
The second the modified the original pride flag, they showed they didn't understand what the rainbow signified.
All the colors of the rainbow? The infinite variability of the light spectrum? Everyone is already included in the rainbow. Flags are supposed to be unifying. If you have to add individual symbols for each group, you're indicating you're not unified.
That's what it's for, division through diversity, through atomization.
Where is the flag’s component for neurodivergent Scandinavian rodent attracted demi-bulimic single dad identifying minors? Outraged.
It's gay race communism
it's gay race communism
it's gay race communism
I’d love to see this man as a new host on The View.
Tim and Whoopi the new Morning Show coming this Fall!
Thank you for brightening my Saturday once again Timmy
Thank you Tim Dillon, I’m feel majorly blessed to live in the same time as you 🙌🏼🔥💜
“TOR-tuuuuuuu-GAH!” Hahaaa 😂
what a beautiful saturday. new episode. LOVE IT
Brett Cooper was way ahead of this! "Wet Cigarette" boys she called them. I like that better 🤷♂️
Love Tim’s reference to the old school SNES Donkey Kong Country toxic water levels, what a nostalgic throwback triggered some childhood memories for me haha
The circle represents the prolapses
🤣🤣🤣💀⚰️
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Oh noooooo
Imagine secretly recording an old women (who is a private citizen mind you) complaining about ugly flags and think youve got a big scoop lol
You're the bestest in the whole wide world homeboy!!! Making my day at work a bit more tolerable...
Tim slays on Tucker's podcast.
Tim, Tucker, and Joe on the panel for presidential debates. Yes or Yes
@@hwholmes9683 And Alex.
@@anthonyrotola9905 Problem with a having Alex on the panel is he wont stop talking long enough for anyone else to make a point lol
Baby boomer part is just so spot on
Watch Tim’s podcast with Lex Friedman ❤
There's something to be said for bringing shame back.
Shames kinda like eugenics.
Sounds great but where do you start & stop?
@@adamjames1375shame is not like eugenics at all, what are you smoking?
@@adamjames1375 Vergogna!
As a Vermonter, I’m just happy. We finally got mentioned our little state ! Big fan from the 802
In Phoenix, the floor is literally lava.
Emerald green for the Irish! 😂
I let Tim Dillon do all my thinking for me 💌
😂
😂 same as the rest of us
Since the draft is coming back can we start listening to CCR
Who stopped listening?!?!
My boy Theo gonna have the time of his life. Let’s go rat king!
Gang gang baby!!!! 🐀👑
Prof. Von never stops killin it my brutha! Gang Gang
Growing through this for two years has made me a much better person. When you can watch a narc up close for a while, it’s eye opening. I never imagined a person could be this way. My wife had done every single thing I’ve heard on all these videos. It’s a sickness. Treating someone who cares about you like dirt has to be an illness. But the experience has made me better in the end.
It’s my summer finally baby
Tim! Do you know the amount of dopamine withdrawal I have had to endure while waiting for you to post. My brain was sweating!!
Slop is served
Weekly reminder that Timmy needs his own radio station on GTA6
why did you copy the top comment 3 hours after?? psh
We get it
Cringe
You and anyone else who takes the 2 seconds to type that are worthless losers.
Yes please continue this campaign
“ I’ve had enough of the demonizing of North Korea” 😂😂
I had lost my cat and was looking for it and I played Tim's podcast and it meowed and I found him
@@joshcortezmusic8697 it was truly miraculous
I'm at a community pool right now and I'm gonna play this so loud 😂
😂😂😂😂
Rat Boy Summer !!! Let’s Goooooo!!!!
tim would be a church pastor in an alternate universe
I've set up my alarm to explode in six hours so i can watch it ay!
Women: “We don’t like being weak and subjugated”
*gets power*
Women: “So we like weak and subjugated men”
Except they really don't.
Kim and Putin look so happy! Tim's right. I think this new friendship is gonna be the start of something special..
About time! 😂 needed this for work
I was not expecting a Donkey Kong Country reference from Tim Dillon, I figured he thought video games are too gay.
As a rodentkin I’m pleased with this news.
Please lets sign a petition to get Tim Dillon his own GTA 6 radio station.
I did .. I left it in your room.
Tim dillon talking about poison pond from dkc is just awesome hahaha
I have an uncle who lives in the Hamptons. He was a NYC school teacher. His retirement is 20k a month. He made 0 crazy investments. He just had a pension. He retired in 1985. He can't believe the cost of bananas
💀
And you would be in his position if you just worked hard and didn't buy expensive coffee all the time
@@jordanzothegreat8696exactly. He needs to work hard until he dies.
#datboomerlife
The single greatest reader of articles ever
32:33 I wish he would have made more fun of the fact the migrant lays the price for the US not fixing its system. I mean, what a statement
Now I have a reason to go to bed 😂
Tim is gay. He doesn’t want to go to bed with you.
13 hr ago is wild
What’s the reason?
Shut your mouth.
Tim making a Donkeu Kong Country reference made me happier than it should have
44:44 off camera producer laugh like the old days when I first became aware of the show :))
Yeah a week off and I couldn't decide between a fresh start or suicide. Some say they both are fresh starts but I made it by playing back highlight videos of the Tim Dillon show. Thank God tim is back..
Tim talking about the judge's wife is the most "tell me you're a single gay man without telling me you're a single gay man."
Because?
@@AlexanderTheMedium Tim's gayness doesn't allow him to understand the dynamics of a man - woman relationship.
This is the only podcast that I actually enjoy listening to the ads. “And I’m on a moat with a goat” 😂
48:40 best part of the entire episode. “Little human cheeseburgers” and the screaming bit was absolutely hilarious
Tim Dillon and John Mulaney should be doing Daily Show/ Colbert Report style late shows back to back
They'd muzzle Timmy. He's better off here
John Mulaney sucks
@@vaughncollins1386 that’s why it’s a good idea. Polar opposites not everyone likes both but something in between for everyone.
Omg please 🙏🏼
tim dillon is so good i dont even skip the 2nd ad
Desert homeless fucking killed me😂😂😂 and the griddlecake sidewalk
Is second degree burnt flesh the components of heme?
Moves to South Tucson last year, lived in the Midwest my whole life. I’m back home now because EXACTLY what tim talked about. couldn’t deal with being accosted by 14 “sand people” on my way into a gas station. I once had to chase one down on a borrowed bike and jump him for stealing my phone I had gotten 2 weeks prior. The desert is a horror
It ain't for the soft, that's for sure
Makes it sound like you were accosted by Tusken Raiders
Where can I get a shame flag?
The seamless transition of this podcast from being one of the funniest shows to the musings of a lonely gay man real state ramblings is really something
Completely agree, compare anything he has done on the last 2yrs. Compared to episodes like #288, 301,302, or the "Tourette " episode. Fewer and fewer Saturday nights are wasted hoping it will get better. R.I.P. TDS 2018 to 2022.
Thank you Tim Saturday complete
“Sexy rat” is so funny to me.
5min in & im dying with the rat-men 😭
I suggest whoever is reading this to buy a couple of trauma kits, get the proper training to use them, keep one at home, one or two in the car/truck and a small one on you, chest seals, tourniquets, packing gauze, and pressure dressings... This is an election year and probably gonna be wild... You have a responsibility to your fellow humans to "be useful"
Legit
This is how the US forestry service comments on Tim Dillon videos.
Act accordingly.
Imagine being a purple circle person
i knew it
had the feeling Tim was going to upload
I hope you enjoyed your holiday break
Ain’t no holiday here
Took both my girlfriends.
One had twins in her🙄
So glad things worked out.
Planned parenthood should have a buy 5 get one free tho.
Goin broke.
@@williemasterofdestruction5339Damn no 2 for 1 deal? Planned Parenthood should really be offering discounts by now. Sorry for your bank account’s loss!
36:17 “It’s a Disney fast pass” is the greatest comparison I’ve ever heard.
I can't believe the progress flag doesn't include all of the platonic solids. I guess it's still a work in progress
😂😮😢😮🎉😂🎉🎉🎉😅😂😅😅 44:17 44:17 44:17 44:17 44:17 44:17 44:17 44:18 44:18 44:18 44:18 44:19 44:19 44:19 44:19 44:19 🎉 44:19 44:20 44:20 44:20 🎉 44:20 44:20 44:20 44:20 44:20 44:21 44:21 44:21 44:21 44:21 44:21 44:21 44:21 44:21 44:21 44:22 44:22 44:22 44:22 44:22 44:22 44:22 44:22 44:22 44:22 44:22 44:22 44:23 44:23 44:23 44:23 44:23 44:23 44:23 44:23 44:23 44:23 44:23 44:23 44:24 44:24 44:24 44:24 44:24 44:24 44:24 44:24 44:24 44:25 44:25 44:25 44:25 44:25 44:25 44:25 44:25 44:25 44:25 44:25 44:25 44:26 44:26 44:26 44:26 44:26 44:26 44:26 44:26 44:26 44:26 44:26 44:27 44:27 44:27 44:27 44:27 44:29 44:29 44:29 😅😅😂😅😅😅😅🎉😅😅😅🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂🎉🎉😅🎉🎉🎉😅😅😅 45:01 45:01 😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅🎉🎉🎉🎉😅😅😅🎉🎉😅🎉😅🎉🎉🎉🎉 45:14 😅😅🎉😅🎉 45:16 45:16 45:16 45:16 45:17 45:17 45:17 45:18 45:18 45:18 45:19 45:19 45:19 45:19 45:20 45:20 45:20 🎉🎉 45:20 45:20 45:21 45:21 🎉 45:21 🎉🎉 45:21 45:21 45:22 45:22 45:22 45:22 45:22 45:22 45:22 45:23 🎉 45:23 🎉🎉 45:24 45:24 45:24 45:24 🎉 45:24 45:25 🎉 45:25 45:25 45:26 45:26 45:26 45:26 45:26 45:26 45:26 45:26 45:26 45:27 😂😅🎉🎉🎉🎉😅😅🎉🎉😢😢🎉😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 45:38 45:38 45:38 😅 45:40 45:40 45:40 45:40 45:41 45:41 45:41 45:41 45:41 45:41 45:41 45:41 45:41 45:41 45:42 45:42 45:42 45:42 45:43 45:43 45:43 45:43 45:43 45:43 🎉 45:46 45:47 45:47 45:47 45:47 45:47 45:47 🎉🎉🎉🎉😅 45:53 45:53 45:54 45:54 😂😂 46:19 46:19 😂 46:20 😅😅🎉😅😅😅😂😂😂😅😂 46:32 😅😅😂🎉😅😅😅❤🎉❤ ❤❤❤❤❤❤51:09 😅😅😅😅😮😅😮😅😮😮
Where’s the Patreon episode
Fake biz baby you know you love it
Yeah bAbies
Had a friend once that looked like Chuck E Cheese. He pulled a suprising amount of tail.
Thanks for speaking on Phoenix! You nailed it perfectly. On the plus side, many cities including Phoenix and my suburb Mesa started putting up signs stating “it’s OK to say NO to panhandlers”.
FYI Scottsdale is trying to trick you. It’s actually the worst place on the East side.
“Rat men” 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
The Justin Timberlake mug shot looks like Hugh Jackman. Whoa! That means JT could be the new franchise Wolverine, and then Wolverine would at last be a short man like in the comic books, like JT!
This guy can talk for hours. Imagine when he's 70.
The triangles look militant. Especially the kind of khaki vibe it's giving the whole thing. Kind of dominating the old flag quite viciously. So there's that.
Am I to understand that black = trans = gay? Because that is what that flag is saying.
That is what it says.
The only people not included thankfully are us white folk.
It’s hilarious. Anything but white is the same as being gay
We're nearing the event horizon where everything is equal, except anything.
@@adamjames1375spot on.
really? lol. No, that's not what it's saying. It's a sign of solidarity and support for various separate types of marginalized people.
Tim Dillon and MSSP over everything
You know, the Atlantic ocean is very nice this time of year.
You bet, I was just in it today....I was in heaven.
Damnit… I was on a working roll momentum, cleaning out the truck… ALMOST DONE… but I HAD to click on the rat face discussion😂
There is only one Rat King and his name is Theo Vonn.
Tim Dillon you are my hero! I love your rant and personality! Youre Iconic!!!!
I'm sitting outside of this grocery store in Phoenix spraying elderly in the face with those little water fans, thanks Tim!
4:35 the supreme court betch who is great btw😂😂
The pride flag ever since they changed it from a simple rainbow, has got to be a 4chan psyop. All these squares, triangles, circles and addition colors is insane
😅every time I see it, I think psyop
How long until it's the same all seeing eye pyramid they have on the dollar?
God hates flags
Thank you for your comedy Tim! 🙏🏽
Tim, please do a video of you at a protest or march, asking people about their pride flags not including intersex...
This would be great....
Happiness when Tim posts his weekly rant 👏🏻🥰
Tim is the type of guy to drink a beer while playing with his Model Train Set!
Tim should be casted to play Gus in a Cinderella reboot.