One Star Amazon Reviews of Furbies

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @Calvin_Coolage
    @Calvin_Coolage 2 года назад +3117

    Find you someone who looks at you the way those reviewers look at the hoodie-wearing banana man plushie.

    • @Sonja147
      @Sonja147 2 года назад +197

      Not gonna lie, I'm kinda intrigued by it now.

    • @cryingchild4209
      @cryingchild4209 2 года назад +49

      I think Laurenzside has one it was in a video once

    • @Phantomphan613
      @Phantomphan613 2 года назад +89

      He's honestly kind of adorable

    • @medictf2
      @medictf2 2 года назад +35

      Do you see banana man
      Hopping over on the white hot sand

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 2 года назад +18

      I don't think you can compete with such adorableness

  • @julim2603
    @julim2603 2 года назад +6538

    If someone makes a Furby movie I'm nominating Matt to give this creature the voice its deserves

    • @aaaaaaaaaa7862
      @aaaaaaaaaa7862 2 года назад +295

      There actually already is a furby movie called furby island from 2005

    • @redundantfridge9764
      @redundantfridge9764 2 года назад +265

      @@aaaaaaaaaa7862 You have unleashed an ancient memory that had resided within the deepest corners of my mind since I was a wee child.

    • @ravenshade266
      @ravenshade266 2 года назад +88

      are you perhaps omnomnominating

    • @toast6932
      @toast6932 2 года назад +72

      These reviews convinced me to get a furby. I need to feel the horror these people felt

    • @dazcarrr
      @dazcarrr 2 года назад +35

      it has to be a horror film

  • @sealfan8
    @sealfan8 2 года назад +6273

    I will never understand why Matt woke up and said "I'm going to cook a Furby!"

    • @Disgruntled_Dave
      @Disgruntled_Dave 2 года назад +710

      Maybe that's just the best way to be sure that it's goddamn good and dead.

    • @LittleIcarus
      @LittleIcarus 2 года назад +117

      Who wouldn’t

    • @sealfan8
      @sealfan8 2 года назад +87

      @@Disgruntled_Dave True lol

    • @Spongyboi897
      @Spongyboi897 2 года назад +98

      Who knows, Furbies might taste good

    • @feisarspeed
      @feisarspeed 2 года назад +51

      yoy know you would.

  • @lemmetalkaboutthis
    @lemmetalkaboutthis 2 года назад +391

    I just love that humans as a whole decided that anything that can be described as "just a funny-looking little guy" is endearing lmao

  • @dapz
    @dapz 2 года назад +793

    I’ve got a friend with the Garfield plushie, he tied it to something and apparently it untied itself so he crucified it, tied it to his bathroom wall, and put a cross necklace on it

    • @TheEldritchHyena
      @TheEldritchHyena 2 года назад +66

      Your friend sounds like a fun guy to hang out with. (This is the funniest comment I've read in a long time btw)

    • @leoslego5965
      @leoslego5965 2 года назад +35

      Goodness gracious, it’s the great lord himself! Perhaps the only thing that can counter the evil furbies.

    • @Rainbow_Flakes
      @Rainbow_Flakes 2 года назад +10

      oh damn its dapz the invincible god

    • @minecraftify95
      @minecraftify95 Год назад +1

      the god himself

    • @Saturn.gachaa
      @Saturn.gachaa Год назад

      Damn hey

  • @mnArqal93
    @mnArqal93 2 года назад +2811

    I can see why that banana man is great. I mean he just sits there minding his own business doing his own thing. He doesn't sing, speak or fly at you. He respects you, your safety and the silence when needed. It's like he's too pure a toy to not get possessed by some evil spirit.

    • @globalincident694
      @globalincident694 2 года назад

      he's brainwashing everyone to like him, isn't he

    • @whisperoftheworm6479
      @whisperoftheworm6479 2 года назад +108

      WHY DOES IT SAY ONE REPLY WHERE IS THE REPLY RUclips KHGFKKYD

    • @MegaLolmann
      @MegaLolmann 2 года назад +98

      @@whisperoftheworm6479 finally someone speaks what i think on what feels like an almost daily basis

    • @doplop
      @doplop 2 года назад +55

      @@whisperoftheworm6479 youtubes been going insane with the reply amounts for a few months idk whats up

    • @ely_wannadie
      @ely_wannadie 2 года назад +13

      For some reason I thought he would be bigger thou :,(

  • @sarahbums
    @sarahbums 2 года назад +2761

    the only thing more viscerally terrifying than a furby's voice is Matt's impression of a furby's voice

    • @BigyetiTechnologies
      @BigyetiTechnologies 2 года назад +42

      However, on 19th Apr 2023, they all wake up and they're out for blood.

    • @arandomcommenter412
      @arandomcommenter412 2 года назад +29

      @@BigyetiTechnologies I’ll remember this and if it isn’t true I’m going to send you threats in the mail

    • @damond4346
      @damond4346 2 года назад +21

      @@BigyetiTechnologies putting this on my calendar. apparently i tend to put random shit like this on my calendar all the time, i have a reminder that says "new hiv outbreak" but i have literally no idea why i put it there or where i got it from. hopefully future me understands "furbpocalypse"

    • @SoshJam
      @SoshJam 2 года назад +5

      100% unrelated but what pride flag is that i haven’t seen it before

    • @biggestastiest
      @biggestastiest 2 года назад +7

      @@SoshJam i think it's a mix of the asexual and aromantic pride flags. the black, gray, and purple on top is ace and the two shades of green on the bottom is aro. i could be wrong tho.

  • @icarusmarioFAN
    @icarusmarioFAN 2 года назад +839

    Could you imagine being an archeologist 1000 years from now digging up the ruins of what used to be LA or something and inadvertantly finding a Furby, not knowing what it even is or what significance it had for the culture of the people who lived there a millennium ago.
    Then it lights up and starts speaking all of a sudden

    • @dashcamandy2242
      @dashcamandy2242 2 года назад +96

      Now you've gotten me thinking of that Original Star Trek episode "The Trouble with Tribbles," except the Enterprise is overrun with reproducing Furbys.
      OK, Hollywood, there's another movie idea!
      Coming to theaters and IMAX (do they still do that?) Halloween 2023...

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 года назад +31

      @@dashcamandy2242 It's... brilliant.
      I wish I knew someone you could pitch this to. Seriously. It needs to happen.

    • @matildaangrybirdsrealreal691
      @matildaangrybirdsrealreal691 2 года назад +47

      at that point all of it's components would be unusable
      but it's furby
      it never dies

    • @limegreenracerpro3369
      @limegreenracerpro3369 2 года назад +9

      @@matildaangrybirdsrealreal691 They could still reverse engineer it

    • @roastintoastinbat5758
      @roastintoastinbat5758 Год назад +26

      but instead of being a.. " normal " working furby its broken and screams ' nomnomnom hungry WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH ' continuously over and over again in this deep voice. then when they stop it from saying that continuously, it begins to make an ear-splitting SHRIEK..before dying.

  • @spookyplaguedoctor5714
    @spookyplaguedoctor5714 2 года назад +235

    3:44 I love how you can hear Bamboo's tiny little squeaks after the dog noises

  • @KageTenshiiRyuu
    @KageTenshiiRyuu 11 месяцев назад +72

    I firmly believe that after Horror Stories started surfacing about furbies, manufacturers intentionally put little glitches and quirks into Furbies so that every now and then stories about possession and similar Horrors could continue to re-emerge.

    • @Pennali
      @Pennali 3 месяца назад +2

      Actually amazing marketing tbh if its true

  • @_Bucket_of_Chicken_
    @_Bucket_of_Chicken_ 2 года назад +3176

    As a person who grew up with furbies, they’re the most terrifying creatures on earth

  • @mx.sinistxr
    @mx.sinistxr 2 года назад +473

    i had a shelby, which was the more “rude and snobby friend” of furby. one time it threw itself off the table and told me “i’ve fallen and can’t get up!” little bastard. five stars.

    • @nauuuurrrrr
      @nauuuurrrrr 2 года назад +19

      Why do I kinda want that

    • @TopsWormsly
      @TopsWormsly Год назад +8

      Not factually correct but hilarious nonetheless, I have a Shelby myself (wanted one for years) and they're definitely more irritable than Furbies... They are, however, physically incapable of moving apart from simply lifting their shells up and down and moving their antennae, so I highly doubt the Shelby threw itself off the table?

    • @lastchanc3stars
      @lastchanc3stars Год назад +6

      ​@@TopsWormslytbh it probably was on the edge of the table and then weight pulled it off

  • @littlespark333
    @littlespark333 2 года назад +1325

    I remember having something like this…but an actual baby. It was called a Baby alive I think. You can actually feed it these powered food that you put in water to make it into apple sauce like thing. I don’t remember most of it since it was a long time ago. My mom said my Nana found it with ants DEAD AND SOME CRAWLING and the disgusting Pea food on its mouth. Probably better than a Furby but not the best toy either… Edit: thanks to someone who unlocked an unknown memory in my head The Diaper was also filled like Stewie (?) griffins Diaper in that one episode where Lois went to jail.

    • @basilbat273
      @basilbat273 2 года назад +49

      Omg baby alive! I still have mine

    • @albuszx
      @albuszx 2 года назад +90

      Baby alive dolls hunt me in my sleep, creepy little creatures with their supposed cuteness and cadaver looking faces

    • @Slicedtoastyt
      @Slicedtoastyt 2 года назад +41

      @@albuszx Same here, my 6 year old step sister owns one, and i accidently destroyed the mouth making it look terrifying.

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 2 года назад +72

      omg i had one that took fat shits everywhere. i think it put me off having kids because again. it shit everywhere

    • @valrose4409
      @valrose4409 2 года назад +68

      I had one as a kid and one of its limbs popped out, for some reason there were plastic tubes connecting all the body parts inside like a grimy digestive skeleton💀

  • @lunathepig1600
    @lunathepig1600 2 года назад +107

    1:52 introducing the new fnaf Animatronic, Withered Furby

  • @HannahTheInsomniac
    @HannahTheInsomniac Год назад +55

    I would just like to share that I watched this video with my mother, and I ended up owning a Banana Man the next day unexpectedly.
    Let me just inform you that the purchase was worth it for my mom, because this little guy is just the best and I can't get enough of him- In fact, we got a green one as well, who we call Banana Boy. 5 stars

  • @tiggsyhopp7651
    @tiggsyhopp7651 2 года назад +495

    I watched this video, paused at 5:16 and bought myself a banana man. It's arriving tomorrow, best purchase I EVER MADE!!!- I will update when he arrives :)
    UPDATE: HE'S ARRIVED!!!!
    This is the most magnificent creature I have ever laid eyes on, he gives great hugs, and I have been jumping up and down yelling banana man for the past half hour in my joy! 100/10 would recommend!!

    • @SirSoup
      @SirSoup 2 года назад +23

      Do you have a link for me to also buy it?

    • @SirSoup
      @SirSoup 2 года назад +18

      @@jaydencrossley4792 swell, thank you I have also purchased a banana man plush for my own

    • @SirSoup
      @SirSoup 2 года назад +18

      My banana man came today, the reviews do not lie

    • @tiggsyhopp7651
      @tiggsyhopp7651 2 года назад +17

      @@SirSoup Banana man is the key to all happiness, I am beyond certain!

    • @nauuuurrrrr
      @nauuuurrrrr 2 года назад +16

      Ah dammit I'm gonna have to buy this too huh

  • @thepumpkin3203
    @thepumpkin3203 2 года назад +663

    The furby king has returned at long last to reclaim his throne.

  • @NujasZ
    @NujasZ 2 года назад +353

    i once had a furby that just screamed at me
    it didn't say anything creepy it just kept on screaming
    8/10 would probably buy another screaming furby

    • @MissingHunter
      @MissingHunter 2 года назад +20

      Goat furby

    • @Sunsoons
      @Sunsoons 2 года назад +24

      I had 2 furby connects (still have them) and a few years ago I was looking for something under my bed. I heard some sort of talking and then saw that the furby box was glowing. I slowly opened it. and since the furby was afraid of the dark. it just screamed

    • @ashtonnn777
      @ashtonnn777 10 месяцев назад +2

      These videos make me want one

  • @WoundPxnetration
    @WoundPxnetration 2 года назад +49

    1:07 whoever said that was definitely being held at gun point by a furby

    • @stormtendo
      @stormtendo 9 месяцев назад +4

      Nah it would just possess the dude to make him write

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 6 месяцев назад

      How about we torture the Furby?

  • @insanitygaming1526
    @insanitygaming1526 Год назад +30

    4:27 Jesus your nephews arm fell off this toy must be extremely dangerous

  • @Schlingelkind
    @Schlingelkind 2 года назад +157

    Seeing as the "underterrainean" review is from Germany, I'm guessing they meant "unterirdisch schlecht", which roughly translates to "it's so bad, the niveau just sunk below the earth"

    • @Meela9088
      @Meela9088 2 года назад +5

      What is the niveau?

    • @mares164
      @mares164 2 года назад +13

      @@Meela9088 the level

    • @grkb
      @grkb 2 года назад +3

      @@Meela9088 it's "level" in german (not just french? huh)

    • @letterborneVods
      @letterborneVods 2 года назад +14

      Translated to English you could also say “the bar is so low it sank below the Earth”

  • @spiritwarhol707
    @spiritwarhol707 2 года назад +121

    "Excellent little creature man" are the vibes I hope to embody.

  • @crytothink
    @crytothink 2 года назад +65

    That banana man wasn't even a sponsor but I am more convinced on buying that thing than anything in my entire life.

  • @gummyghostxx
    @gummyghostxx 2 года назад +92

    2:26
    Furby wake up, I DON'T LIKE THIS. FURBY WAKE UP-

  • @luditheuber
    @luditheuber Год назад +11

    I had a Furby Boom as a kid. For show-and-tell one day, I brought it in, and saw that its care was low, and immediately burst into tears of fear. I used to think that this was quite a silly response, but now I realise that it was a perfectly normal reaction for one who had displeased an almighty deity.

  • @menacingpyro2005
    @menacingpyro2005 2 года назад +327

    I remember having one of those digital screen faced furbies. I spilt orange juice on it then it wouldn’t play music anymore. It’d just randomly sing while the display glitched. Also every night for a month at like 3 in the morning on the dot it’d start screaming “feed me” while shaking about on repeat until it fell off the shelf. This happened back in like 2016 and I have not bought a furby or any variant since

    • @cryingchild4209
      @cryingchild4209 2 года назад +9

      This reminds me of one of the fazbear frights stories 1:35 am I think it is called only kind of reminds me of it idk

    • @fangirl3086
      @fangirl3086 2 года назад +17

      My little sister had her furby boom too when she was younger. She got it for Christmas one year and I immediately hated it as soon as she turned it on. For some reason I was the only one who could hear the screeching static sound coming from it and it drove me crazy for months. My little sister used to follow me around the house with it and torment me cuz she knew I didn't freaking like it. Time goes on and like for most kids she lost interest in the toy and it became part of the big pile of toys in the back of our closet. One night though at around 3:00 in the morning I woke up to the furby chatting to itself in the back of the closet. Tired and frustrated I got up out of my bed and into the closet and found the furby to take out its batteries and put it back. But when I open the back of the furby to take out the batteries, I saw there was no batteries in the furby in it started laughing at me and my light in my closet flickered. I quickly as I could through the furby as far as I could back into the closet and then ran out of the closet with the lights still on and barricaded the door and I could not sleep for the rest of the night. It kept laughing at me.

    • @mystic_topaz6783
      @mystic_topaz6783 2 года назад +8

      @@fangirl3086 Is it still in the closet?

    • @scrittle
      @scrittle 2 года назад +10

      @@mystic_topaz6783 He's long gone. This incident occurred yesterday, Furby has exacted his revenge.

    • @neru1584
      @neru1584 2 года назад +5

      I remember when I was younger, I walked into the kitchen and my first would wake up randomly out of nowhere (it was on a table in the kitchen idk why) and it scared the fuck out of me and I SWEAR I jumped 6 feet that night. 5 seconds later the batteries were taken out of thing and we're never put back in again.

  • @illeatthat
    @illeatthat 2 года назад +114

    Banana man looks like he's filled with the excess existential dread I can't bear anymore - and I love him even though I don't own him.

  • @cresture6200
    @cresture6200 2 года назад +69

    As someone who has a furby collection and my mom sometimes likes to take all of them and put in batteries, then puts them in front of my door to wake me up, and then starts laughing manically as they all start screaming like they are being shaken because most of them are second hand…
    I can say, with full truth
    I love them to bits nothing could ever make me stop loving them

    • @ElizabethBattle
      @ElizabethBattle 10 месяцев назад +5

      Your mom is my hero

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi 8 месяцев назад +3

      This is wholesome! Finally another furbie enthusiast

  • @aliza_h
    @aliza_h Год назад +6

    The review about the son saying Banana Man feels like a friend is so goddamn heartwarming

  • @SkrunklySkrunkleton
    @SkrunklySkrunkleton Год назад +6

    I think the reason they do the deep voice and fire eyes is actually for advertising. It might do that so that people who like horror but can’t afford old furbies (or can’t find any) can experience the furby experience x10. Also so that people like Matt can spread the world of their magnificent horrors.

  • @mallowanimationsyt4646
    @mallowanimationsyt4646 2 года назад +48

    As someone who has previously owned a furby connect, I’d say mine was pretty normal. Emphasis on was. My parents always thought it a was strange little thing, but around 5-6 months after owning it, it’s voice started malfunctioning and it was sounding like some sort of horror doll; as it would say things like “AWOOdA!” And then start screaming. After a while, it was mid-sentence when its eyes turned black and died completely. No batteries was saving that.
    The worst part of all, it’s last sentence it said was:
    “I’m tired.”
    So now I don’t own a furby. Got scarred for life from it

  • @prismaticc_abyss
    @prismaticc_abyss 2 года назад +64

    3:33 underterranean bad likely is a mistranslation of German "unterirdisch schlecht" [lit. "Subterreneanly bad"] meaning really abysmal.

    • @beady5831
      @beady5831 2 года назад +6

      typical only-the-first-result-in-the-dictionary translation

    • @topicvideosguy
      @topicvideosguy 8 месяцев назад +1

      This just made me realize that's what "abysmal" literally means. Deep hole-ish. Or hellish, if you use the original meaning of abysm.

  • @huleeyaxerssius7
    @huleeyaxerssius7 2 года назад +180

    I remember having a brown one about 22 years ago, it never did any strange things, was normal, thankfully. Others, as shown here & with that first video, weren't so lucky.

    • @hedwig7s
      @hedwig7s 2 года назад +6

      Mine is normal too (Furby Boom)
      Only time it acted up was when it was low on battery and gave me nightmares with a death scream and glitchy eyes

    • @huleeyaxerssius7
      @huleeyaxerssius7 2 года назад +7

      @@hedwig7s Quite the low battery indicator, that is. Either way, pretty much every furby can be a fluffy ball of hellspawn. Cute one moment, nightmare fuel the next.

    • @Cinnashiba
      @Cinnashiba 2 года назад +2

      I had a furby once and it never did anything weird, kinda just slept all the time or stared at me and sometimes it would squawk at me if I touched it but that was all it ever did, my cousin has it now.

  • @plaguster
    @plaguster 2 года назад +49

    2:04 "IT UPSET GRANDMA"

    • @RatPfink66
      @RatPfink66 4 месяца назад +1

      to be honest, Grandma's been upset since about 1948, when she flipped on the radio and heard Stan Kenton and his screaming trumpets playing _The Peanut Vendor._

  • @Ashley-vc2gy
    @Ashley-vc2gy 11 месяцев назад +25

    I have a Banana Man and I can confirm that he is fantastic. I made him a yellow Easter egg with his face drawn on it during Easter 😂 He was very pleased

  • @CoolLookinPea
    @CoolLookinPea 2 года назад +53

    I thought we left this behind, please
    Edit: 4:33 rare footage of Matt going off character

  • @annigram
    @annigram 2 года назад +76

    Making this many Furby videos should be considered torture.

  • @oogyboof
    @oogyboof 2 года назад +78

    The closest I had to a furby was a robotic dog that would bark and walk. I called him fydo and I loved. He then shortly set on fire and started melting all the while barking. That might have been the turning point in my life.

    • @brianroberts783
      @brianroberts783 2 года назад +7

      Mine was called Techno. They also made cat and bird versions, I think, but I only ever had the dog. Never had any trouble with mine.

    • @rosykindbunny1313
      @rosykindbunny1313 2 года назад +8

      @@brianroberts783 I had a Zoomer. That thing had awful voice command recognition, but god dammit I treated that thing like it was a real dog.

    • @Kimairan
      @Kimairan 2 года назад +14

      I had something that sounds kinda similar but it was a horse. It would neigh and walk, and you could "feed" it with plastic apples.
      One day my sibling snapped its leg off for no reason (don't ask me _how_ because I wasn't in the room, just walked in and the leg was gone). Turned it on afterwards and all it would do was silently display sad eyes on its digital face. No neighing, no response from apple, no movement, just sadness.

    • @ElizabethBattle
      @ElizabethBattle 10 месяцев назад

      I had a toy like that! Mine also burned. It was like a right of passage...

    • @zurirobinson2749
      @zurirobinson2749 7 месяцев назад +1

      I had a few of these and I remember I started carrying one of them with me everywhere (not to school but everywhere else) after my real dog died. It didn't even look like my real dog, which I actually had a stuffed replica of, I just got attached to this thing because it was "alive". This story is nightmare fuel.

  • @kitcat2449
    @kitcat2449 2 года назад +4

    You crushing the furby on a pan stuck with me. You made my brain start a long thought process about what youtubers do for one second clip like 'is it worth it', but then I realized how much that clip affected me as I'm thinking of it even now. Man.

  • @lofthouse23
    @lofthouse23 5 месяцев назад +3

    "Wake up Furby, wake up..." Got me in the feels 😢

  • @sockpuppetman26
    @sockpuppetman26 2 года назад +103

    ive had my eyes on that banana man for a while now, waiting for the perfect moment to purchase him and love him for the rest of my life

  • @TheRealGasGiant
    @TheRealGasGiant 2 года назад +114

    I feel like Furbies are the mascots of Matt's channel

  • @ShrekAddict
    @ShrekAddict 2 года назад +246

    I remember when I was younger, I was at my friends house for a sleepover and he owned a Chewbacca Furby. I'd never seen a real furby before so I wanted to see how it worked so I turned it on. My friend turned to me and just said "What did you do?" before the furby started screeching until my friend's dad had to take the batteries out.

    • @404_Toonz
      @404_Toonz 2 года назад +76

      :what, did, you do?
      :well I... Just...
      :WHAT. DID. YOU DOOOO?!?!?!
      :I'm SORRY *sob*
      Furby: REEEEEeeEeEEeee

    • @ShrekAddict
      @ShrekAddict 2 года назад +36

      @@404_Toonz LOL that is literally what happened.

    • @Jasnah.Kholin
      @Jasnah.Kholin 2 года назад +11

      it's angry that someone brought it into existence

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED 2 года назад +15

      You've unleashed an ancient evil that was never meant to be freed upon this world...

    • @ShrekAddict
      @ShrekAddict 2 года назад +3

      @@X-SPONGED lol

  • @3amPepsi
    @3amPepsi Месяц назад +2

    4:13 A few years ago some kid at my little brother's school got so scared because other kids were bringing in their huggy wuggy plushies that the school sent an email to everyone's parents in the entire school talking about how harmful the "hug monster" is.

  • @mosqit4324
    @mosqit4324 2 года назад +18

    4:59 he looks like the creature from the incredibox V1 bonuses

  • @ThePigeon5734
    @ThePigeon5734 2 года назад +36

    4:01 my brother bought that cactus. It stays locked in a box to avoid the satanic screaming.

  • @lbsgaming1982
    @lbsgaming1982 2 года назад +20

    I have no idea what sorcery is applied to that banana man but I can tell it’s working on me I need one.

  • @ScreamingAllTheTime
    @ScreamingAllTheTime 2 года назад +148

    I had one of these kind of furbies when I was 10. It also randomly turned into a crass man. It’s caused by feeding it too many fatty foods in the furby app. As described in my 2012 journal: “my furby turned trangener today, but went back”

  • @oogwaythewise8154
    @oogwaythewise8154 2 года назад +36

    4:50 WOOO BANANA MAN I have one at home yay

    • @lemoneringue
      @lemoneringue 2 года назад +3

      Eyyy me too banana man is amazing

    • @senilerodent
      @senilerodent Год назад +6

      Do you see banana man?

    • @tobyfreestone1855
      @tobyfreestone1855 Год назад +1

      Same, he's on my bag.

    • @Beetle-y2k
      @Beetle-y2k 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@senilerodenthopping all over on de white hot sandddd(i forgor the lyrics

    • @whatifieatedsoap
      @whatifieatedsoap 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@Beetle-y2khere he come with some for me:3

  • @sakurafalls2468
    @sakurafalls2468 2 года назад +3

    I watched this movie with my parents when I was little and they wanted to get me a furby, and I was in tears simply at the idea of it. They mocked me for being scared, so I'm SO glad to know other people agree with me 14 years later XD

  • @emilyofjane
    @emilyofjane 2 года назад +65

    My little brother and sister had a newer Furby (it was like 10 ago so it’s probably not this exact model), but it had digital eyes that let out this horrible super-high-pitched screech whenever they turned on. The kind of high pitch only people with sensitive hearing can hear.
    I was the only one who could hear the screech and no one understood why I hated it so much

    • @blockstacker5614
      @blockstacker5614 2 года назад +4

      Can you also hear the noise an old CRT tv makes?

    • @discount-dracula
      @discount-dracula 2 года назад +5

      that's because these models communicate with one another through this screech!! older furbies don't have that as they communicate through those black spots on their foreheads instead, and newest ones (connect), through bluetooth. i am also of quite sensitive hearing so i rarely turn on my 2012 furby (and also because i need to replace his motor but shhhh)

    • @rainbowflowerpower4464
      @rainbowflowerpower4464 2 года назад +1

      @@blockstacker5614 oh god I hate that sound

    • @blockstacker5614
      @blockstacker5614 2 года назад +1

      @@rainbowflowerpower4464 EEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @emilyofjane
      @emilyofjane 2 года назад +1

      @@blockstacker5614 Oh my god yes that sound haunts me in my nightmares

  • @viljamtheninja
    @viljamtheninja 2 года назад +85

    Press F to mourn that guy's nephew's arm.

  • @joechabus1220
    @joechabus1220 2 года назад +61

    3:22 I love this part

    • @joechabus1220
      @joechabus1220 2 года назад +6

      *Mha*

    • @lukiwei9468
      @lukiwei9468 Год назад +1

      @@joechabus1220 Do they mean My Hero Academia?

    • @S1LLYW31RD0S4M
      @S1LLYW31RD0S4M Год назад +9

      @@lukiwei9468 no, it means *Mha* in Italian

    • @B.L.U.S
      @B.L.U.S Год назад

      They were pikmins

    • @B.L.U.S
      @B.L.U.S Год назад +2

      They were pikmins

  • @shikarifox4337
    @shikarifox4337 2 года назад +3

    I love that Matt kept Bamboo's sounds in the video rather than just having the barking.

  • @PoopetPlushProductions
    @PoopetPlushProductions 2 года назад +2

    I was so happy when he mentioned godly bannanna man at the end
    He’s underrated. Literally great. Hug during rainy days, and recreate that Kermit meme of him looking out the rainy window.

  • @spacem80
    @spacem80 2 года назад +49

    0:51 Remember kids, if anyone tries to tell you to do Furbies, just say no.

  • @elizumaki1312
    @elizumaki1312 2 года назад +23

    I always thought furbies were cute and harmless when I was younger because I owned a furbling. They have about 6 sounds and only activate when you touch their head. Peaceful alternative to a furby if you really want one.

  • @godfrey_approves
    @godfrey_approves 2 года назад +42

    2:44 OH NOOO THE DREADED CURSE OF THE FURBY

  • @dovewing
    @dovewing 2 года назад +14

    0:40 the one on the bottom left corner is dead in my cupboard. It changed personalities four times and went mad often

  • @Rice_Wolf
    @Rice_Wolf 2 года назад +8

    I remember one time I went on amazon and found one of those cute shiba inu plushies. One person said theirs came with a little less stuffing and started making a full on speech about how he’s gonna start a go fund me page to help the shoober’s malnutrition. Oddly enough, one of the best amazon reviews I read. It felt like I just read a really great book

  • @cebbi1313
    @cebbi1313 2 года назад +78

    Honestly, based on those reviews I'm more convinced that the banana man is cursed than any of the others

    • @maowohammer2577
      @maowohammer2577 2 года назад +24

      OBEY THE BANANA GOD!

    • @brianroberts783
      @brianroberts783 2 года назад +16

      At least Furby is possessed by an honest demon.

    • @samsabugs
      @samsabugs 2 года назад +14

      actually I have one myself, he's very polite, just sits there looking like he's never had a thought in his life

  • @confoozledfox
    @confoozledfox 2 года назад +122

    As a (half) Italian, I can confirm that “mha” does indeed translate to “mha”.
    Also, I don’t understand why they’re making plushies of that… blue… THING. I’m so repulsed by it I refuse to even say its name. We went to Rome over the summer and they were ALL OVER THE PLACE. My little brother BEGGED my parents to get one and I died a bit on the inside when they finally agreed. I just don’t get why anyone would even want that! IT’S A HIDEOUS ABOMINATION. WHY DO YOU WANT A PLUSHIE OF SOME BLUE, TOOTHY ELDRITCH CREATURE!?!? Sorry for the rant, I just really hate those things.

    • @dimensionalMystery
      @dimensionalMystery 2 года назад +39

      same!! it's from a horror game and it bothers me that so many parents don't know that when buying for their kids, the game has some pretty disturbing deaths

    • @r4ts311
      @r4ts311 2 года назад +36

      It's a soulless "horror" game made to parasite off the FNAF hype and appeal to kids... Poppy playtime or something

    • @confoozledfox
      @confoozledfox 2 года назад +24

      @@dimensionalMystery The most confusing bit for me is why kids want it in the first place. Like, are you not scared of THE LANKY, BLUE, TOOTHY ELDRITCH ABOMINATION? WHY DO YOU WANT THIS TO SIT IN YOUR BED WITH YOU AT NIGHT? *WHY!?*

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh 2 года назад +9

      @@confoozledfox He just a floofy boi ¯\( ° ;;;;;;; ° )/¯

    • @rosykindbunny1313
      @rosykindbunny1313 2 года назад +20

      Also very confused on why that one person was saying the song teaches kids how to die. Does it play a song when you squeeze it or something?

  • @eyeseedee
    @eyeseedee 2 года назад +41

    2:16 is kind of sad :(

  • @ardenlolli4612
    @ardenlolli4612 Год назад +2

    Thank you Matt for introducing me to the Banana Man plushie, I bought one as soon as the video ended.

  • @Insertnamehere-l2m
    @Insertnamehere-l2m 4 месяца назад +2

    “My nephew arm also came off”
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!! 😮

  • @MerlinWolfGames
    @MerlinWolfGames 2 года назад +31

    Literally watched your entire furby series from several months ago just yesterday, then this video comes out.
    Also I just remembered I have a furby somewhere lost in my house.... 💀

    • @ElizabethBattle
      @ElizabethBattle 10 месяцев назад

      It's undoubtedly plotting your untimely demise.

  • @kinoko6096
    @kinoko6096 2 года назад +17

    Aww glad to see bamboo is doing well! He’s such a cutie

  • @autisticOSCfan
    @autisticOSCfan 2 года назад +22

    Cool that you put the reviews of that dumb bootleg plush of Huggy Wuggy 4:14

  • @crowsen9492
    @crowsen9492 2 года назад +3

    I literally have my banana man plushie sitting next to me while watching this! Mine has a green hood and i bought my best friend the yellow hoodie one for her b-day , we have them hold hands :D

  • @Cratermus
    @Cratermus 2 года назад +16

    5:50 this had no right in making me laugh so damn hard 🤣

  • @Ilikenoodlesbecausethatsfunny
    @Ilikenoodlesbecausethatsfunny 2 года назад +22

    The U-nye-Tay-at-doo? Always gets me.

  • @jaydenmann2453
    @jaydenmann2453 2 года назад +18

    I had a pikachu one and if you forgot to take the batteries out, it would make some kind of screech at midnight.
    And mine was like:"I'm gonna still screech when I have no batteries".

    • @limegreenracerpro3369
      @limegreenracerpro3369 2 года назад +1

      Is it possible that Furbies could register pain from low energy, hence the screeching?

  • @wispisang
    @wispisang 2 года назад +21

    I can’t remember a lot of things from my childhood but I remember my sister got a Furby once and we couldn’t figure out how to shut it up, it would just start screaming while we were trying to sleep from what I remember and I think eventually we just took the batteries out and gave up. I can’t exactly remember what happened to it other than it eventually broke but I do remember I hated it.

  • @isaacables9922
    @isaacables9922 Год назад +2

    I owned a furby once, I put it somewhere in my house and forgot about it. Later when I had to move, I found the furby shoved up in the corner of my bedroom. I decided to take it with me for whatever reason. That was a big mistake. I tried to see if I could turn the furby on, and it worked. I then put it overlooking my bed and forgot about it until I was outside. I was walking around and I found a pet carrier stacked on top of some boxes. I looked in the carrier and the furby was there. I would have just ignored it, but there was a HAMMER behind the furby. I turned it on and asked it if it was a demon. It said "Yes, yes, very yes" then it just turned off with the pitch black eyes. I then shoved it on top of a counter and ran some errands. When I got back, the furby was facing the complete opposite direction. Lets just say that I don't have that furby anymore.

  • @theonlyrosy
    @theonlyrosy 2 года назад +3

    “about as interactive as my dead nan” had me dead as their nan💀💀💀

  • @jaxonbeanie
    @jaxonbeanie 2 года назад +15

    When I was younger I did have a furby (still have even though it's broken) but before that, I had a Wuv Luv. Weird mechanical furry thing with GIANT eyelashes who's stomach opened up to give you an egg with a baby Wuv Luv inside.
    The baby and mother were meant to be able to have conversations with each other, but for some reason mine came from two different sets so the mother was Polish while the baby was English.
    I only know the name of this thing because I had a dream about it and frantically googled things like "furby like toy egg belly???"

  • @GwenSpanner
    @GwenSpanner 2 года назад +19

    I love how most of these are horror stories but there's one that's just complaining about it being the wrong colour

  • @NicoTheMooTheShroom
    @NicoTheMooTheShroom 2 года назад +2

    after all that it was just so wholesome seeing how many people loved banana man

  • @cheesebiscuit8376
    @cheesebiscuit8376 2 года назад +4

    I had a furby boom and it wouldnt turn off at night, so i took out the batteries to sleep. Apparently, they have an extra battery source, so all night it shouted, “I NEED BATTERIES”

  • @karynmcdougall4800
    @karynmcdougall4800 2 года назад +56

    I never owned a furby and after watching these is it weird I kind of wish I had one?😅

    • @kel_tism
      @kel_tism 2 года назад +3

      you have to get one, its gonna curse you but do it anyway

    • @mancat643
      @mancat643 2 года назад +1

      yes it is

    • @kitcat2449
      @kitcat2449 2 года назад +1

      I wish I could buy the connect version since they can be coded

    • @demon_hawkeye5269
      @demon_hawkeye5269 2 года назад +6

      @@kitcat2449 time to put every piece of malware known to man into a furry just to see what happens

    • @theelementalgamer5910
      @theelementalgamer5910 2 года назад +3

      @@demon_hawkeye5269 The first question is whether a Furby can run DOOM. The second is 'what happens when I put every piece of dangerous code in to this thing?'

  • @M3CH4N1X
    @M3CH4N1X 2 года назад +38

    2:50 “om nom nom nom.”

  • @NoahNettingham
    @NoahNettingham 2 года назад +10

    I never knew I needed Matt to yell "FURBY!!!!!!!!" like it had just slain his family akin to Jason Vorhees

  • @peanutgolds4058
    @peanutgolds4058 Год назад +4

    I used to have a furby, although it never really scared me that much I do remember a couple instances after watching these videos when the furby would go from its goofy and cheery personality to this really cranky and petty, almost bratty personality. It would also alert when the personality changed by flat out having a nervous breakdown, screaming and all that. I always thought it was because I always had the thing on and packed her around with me. Didn’t know it was demon incarnate, 😂

  • @SirensOfNC
    @SirensOfNC 2 года назад +8

    4:42
    The song teach your kids h o w t o d i e

  • @LittleIcarus
    @LittleIcarus 2 года назад +58

    3:56
    Me: A time-agotchi :)
    Matt: a watch.
    Me: oh

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  2 года назад +28

      Tamawatchi would have also worked 😥

    • @Axiser
      @Axiser 2 года назад +6

      NOO I thought of the same thing and commented it but got worried and scrolled through the comments and just saw this 🥲. Well great minds do think alike I guess.

    • @B77L
      @B77L 2 года назад +1

      @@Matt_Rose or a timeagotcji

    • @laudedah
      @laudedah Месяц назад

      @@Matt_Rose2 years late but fun fact the name tamagotchi, at least the gotchi part (tama is egg) is speculated to be derived from the english word watch, so egg watch

  • @rizcore
    @rizcore 2 года назад +16

    I've never had a furby and this makes me feel mad that I didn't have this fun of a childhood. I also found you for the first time by the first furby video you made. This might be a sign to get one.

    • @brianroberts783
      @brianroberts783 2 года назад +2

      Stock up on salt and holy water first.

    • @rizcore
      @rizcore 2 года назад

      @@brianroberts783 i will!

    • @rizcore
      @rizcore 2 года назад

      @Local Orel Fan but I also don't want my grandma to give it away. maybe i'll get one when I move out. a lot of waiting.

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 2 года назад +5

    Literally two days ago my friends and i were talking about how terrifying furbies are. Best timing possible.

  • @eldaroses.g.r.7945
    @eldaroses.g.r.7945 Год назад

    His little black cat made me extremely happy! Such a beautiful floof!

  • @maddog102
    @maddog102 Год назад +1

    I had a zuzu pet once, well I had about 10 or so of them 😅, I had this zip up case for it that had little areas that were designed as bedrooms for them. I remember over the course of a few years, even if the batteries were brand new and there was nothing wrong with the wiring in them (my grandpa checked them) half of them would randomly made noises. Their lil noises sounded like someone increased the volume up to 1000% when they did go off, they wouldn’t stop until I whisper talked to them for a few seconds. Oddly enough, the ones that didn’t turned on were my favorite ones from the beginning. They never went off, they didn’t try to get out of the cases like the ones that went off did. I remember one night tho, I forgot to put two up. One was my second favorite and the other wasn’t my most hated one but wasn’t a favorite. They were on the top shelf of my closet, and that night all I heard was something falling to the floor and one of the toys making noise. Turned on the light and looked at my closet ,the non favorite was moving around on the shelf as if dancing, it was making a lot of noise as if celebrating and on the floor was the favorite. It still worked but one of the wheels was slightly more oval shaped after that, the toys were nowhere near the edge of that shelf, it was towards the middle of it. Still don’t know how that one fell and how the other one turned on..

  • @zebchicken
    @zebchicken 2 года назад +25

    Furbies are wonderful creatures.
    Nightmares are quite beautiful if you ask me!

  • @sierrasasmartass7755
    @sierrasasmartass7755 2 года назад +6

    I don't know why, but I feel like banana man understands me

  • @rebekahl840
    @rebekahl840 2 года назад +8

    1 - all this talk of furbiez reminds me of when I first encountered one :
    My sister had gone to her friend's house, so we had to drop her off. While our mums were talking, my sister and I went upstairs, to the friend's room, in which I explored, and they played.
    I found a furby.
    I then try and work said furby for a good 5 minutes, before the friend notices and gets scared before telling me to stop what I was doing.
    I managed to get it to wake up. I am so sorry.
    2 - I want a banana man

  • @thatw31rdkd90
    @thatw31rdkd90 Год назад +2

    The fact that now I know that Matt was slightly intoxicated during this video makes it 10x funnier

  • @robbycooper6787
    @robbycooper6787 Год назад +1

    I once saw an advertisement for these demons on Cartoon Network where young girls held it and said I love you.

  • @j_cannot_type
    @j_cannot_type 2 года назад +7

    omg i had that owleez toy. absoloutely terrified me, to the extent i would run out of the room and hide when it started flying 😭

  • @Slicedtoastyt
    @Slicedtoastyt 2 года назад +43

    I never had a furry growing up, but my brother did, one time I was in hjs room and it turned on and bit my nipple, we gave it a yahoo review I think.

  • @ProulxS
    @ProulxS 2 года назад +32

    5:58 Analog grinning emoji

  • @Sam-yi9qe
    @Sam-yi9qe 2 года назад +1

    i’ve had a horrible, HORRIBLE day today. there is nothing that could make me feel better than realizing there’s four new matt rose videos to watch.

  • @RileyLastname
    @RileyLastname 3 месяца назад +1

    I own a version of the little banana man!! Mine has bunny ears and orange sneakers on. I've named him "My Son Who Has Every Disease" and I love him to bits. 5 stars

  • @eMallard
    @eMallard 2 года назад +4

    If the banana man thing was a sponsor then it worked, I have just ordered one. I have fallen in love.