Gaming Journalists are BUTTHURT Over Destroy All Humans! 2?

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  • Опубликовано: 23 окт 2024

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  • @ClownfishTV
    @ClownfishTV  2 года назад +72

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    • @anthonywhitt4001
      @anthonywhitt4001 2 года назад

      Kneon no disrespect to you or the clownfish brand but dude Geeky is cringy she needs to be behind the scenes

    • @GusOfTheDorks
      @GusOfTheDorks 2 года назад

      I heard the book lacks anal probing. 0/10. Will never support books that lack alien butt stuff.

    • @Lenriak
      @Lenriak 2 года назад +1

      To think that IGN gave the new Saints Row and Destroy All Humans 2: Reprobed the exact same scores, when one game is functionally better than the other in every single way... that's just sad...
      Also, the journo's not getting the "Reprobed" part of the games title is not the bad part, did they not notice the whole "Destroy. All. Humans" part of the title and fail to figure out that you're playing the villain? lol
      Did they expect the little grey hostile alien to be friendly and respectful?

    • @StratumPress
      @StratumPress 2 года назад +2

      @@anthonywhitt4001 You need to be behind the scenes.

    • @lordlycius
      @lordlycius 2 года назад

      If you think that they're already acting dumb over DAH-2, then I can't wait for those supposed 'Gamer Journo's' to get the chance to play the other big 800lb Gorilla in the (Pop Culture 'memory Berry') room, thats being made right now for (multi-player fun) 😈 I just Can't wait for the > Killer Klowns From Outer Space: The Game ~~~ To finally come out past its Alpha! 👽Its early Trailer looks like is going to be quite epically fun to play!😋 >>> ruclips.net/video/ilwcOZTBa64/видео.html

  • @ThatLoudCockatoo
    @ThatLoudCockatoo 2 года назад +1099

    If it makes "game journalists" upset, then it should be supported.

    • @D0NU75
      @D0NU75 2 года назад +49

      my thoughts exactly, if the """"journalists"""" hate it then it must be good. Remember: some of them couldn't get past the Cup Head tutorial years ago.

    • @zemrocku1287
      @zemrocku1287 2 года назад +17

      I agree 100%

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 2 года назад +19

      good i love the series, not great at it but love play it

    • @JoseHernandez-xv2bt
      @JoseHernandez-xv2bt 2 года назад +28

      Yep, anytime these journalists or any easily offended people are mad at his game are a worth my time playing

    • @PanicOregon
      @PanicOregon 2 года назад +8

      exactly.

  • @LanceD188
    @LanceD188 2 года назад +1043

    If any reviews use the words, "problematic", "lacks inclusivity", "not appealing to a modern audiences" It probably a good game.

    • @animezilla4486
      @animezilla4486 2 года назад +51

      My only complaint about the game is that it's not available for the PS4

    • @scormern
      @scormern 2 года назад +21

      @@animezilla4486 I feel your pain.

    • @LuigiTheMetal64
      @LuigiTheMetal64 2 года назад +63

      When a video game is rated 1/10 or 1/5, that should only be for knowing that the video game is broken, not for not having the so-called diversity and inclusion the losers want.

    • @Temuldjin
      @Temuldjin 2 года назад +23

      @@LuigiTheMetal64 so like every single AAA game at launch?

    • @donutbevil9669
      @donutbevil9669 2 года назад

      @@animezilla4486 Are you sure it isn't because it doesn't have pictures of children in provocative clothing? You seem to enjoy those more.

  • @HighLifeProds17
    @HighLifeProds17 2 года назад +765

    I''m really sick and tired of everything having to be "modernized" just to make certain people who know nothing but our current sanitized and politically correct climate comfortable.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 2 года назад +37

      Resist this iconoclasm at all costs.

    • @HighLifeProds17
      @HighLifeProds17 2 года назад +12

      @@Xbalanque84 I don't know what that means. Can you please explain?

    • @JoseHernandez-xv2bt
      @JoseHernandez-xv2bt 2 года назад +56

      Yeah screw ”modernization” of older titles because a couple of snowflakes are offended and can’t take a joke

    • @3dfreak2000
      @3dfreak2000 2 года назад +41

      Means "Wokenized". Btw. Game "journalists" deserves to be Re-Probed.

    • @Samrules888
      @Samrules888 2 года назад

      the game is literally called DESTROY ALL HUMANS. there is NOTHING politically correct about that.
      for one it treats everyone equally

  • @jaylenharris343
    @jaylenharris343 2 года назад +240

    They're angry because people are flocking to this and not their "modernized" garbage.

    • @syrtycon7299
      @syrtycon7299 2 года назад

      They are angry because they aren’t the ones getting anally probed.

    • @mistydolphin2524
      @mistydolphin2524 2 года назад

      They just mad this is stealing customers from Anus Flow... Err I mean Saints Row. No wait, I was right the first time.

    • @noanswer1864
      @noanswer1864 2 года назад

      They unironically get so terrified whenever that happens that they can't help but lash out. They know we're not the monsters they make us out to be, and I suppose that's what terrifies them the most. If you gave THEM a button that just deleted everyone that isn't exactly their flavor of depraved, they'd break their hand smacking it within the first half second of knowing what the button does. They project everything negative about themselves onto others on a tribal level. When there is any pushback against their ideology, they literally fear for their lives, because they think what they'd like to see done to their ideological enemies is about to happen to them. That should be rather worrisome to you if you examine their reactions to just about anything. It clearly defines what they unironically intend for you.

    • @chucklytell
      @chucklytell 2 года назад +17

      LOL exactly, woke Saints Row wasnt quite the game of the century they were expecting was it? "but we checked so many required social quota boxes, twitter told me that equates to real world interest and profit!" LOLOLOLOL

    • @dragonssweets6841
      @dragonssweets6841 2 года назад +12

      Ya saints row failed because They where trying to appeal to the twatters but this game didn’t awesome looks good too

  • @PancakeInu
    @PancakeInu 2 года назад +460

    Respect to Black Forest Games for not caving to the weirdos. It would've been so easy for them to change and remove aspects of the game.

    • @GeneralProfessor
      @GeneralProfessor 2 года назад +54

      The opening "trigger warning" for the remade game is pretty funny.

    • @1978pq
      @1978pq 2 года назад +18

      @@GeneralProfessor Hahaha. Yes

    • @abrahamicreligionsbowbefor3585
      @abrahamicreligionsbowbefor3585 2 года назад +10

      Surprising, a few things were changed in the original remaster.

    • @demonic_myst4503
      @demonic_myst4503 2 года назад

      The creators of destroy all humabs is owner by the same big corp that saint ros compony is thq their bith studios owned by thqs group and thos came out better than saibt row makes u wonder how much of a local level was saint rows development stupiduty

    • @t.t9531
      @t.t9531 2 года назад +3

      Couple things were changed but nothing major.

  • @jaylenharris343
    @jaylenharris343 2 года назад +169

    It's almost like being politically incorrect is the way to go.

    • @theextremeanimator4721
      @theextremeanimator4721 2 года назад +4

      yeey!
      00:07
      28/8/2022

    • @LuigiTheMetal64
      @LuigiTheMetal64 2 года назад +13

      As it should be.

    • @rafabuda0
      @rafabuda0 2 года назад +1

      It's not, games can be politically correct, but they need to learn that that alone does not make a game good.

  • @riftshredder5438
    @riftshredder5438 2 года назад +230

    The whole point of the Destroy All Humans franchise is crude humor and offensive content, thankfully the developers of these remakes understand that otherwise I wouldn't support them

    • @riftshredder5438
      @riftshredder5438 2 года назад +6

      @@mmecharlotte exactly lol

    • @SlimSamari
      @SlimSamari 2 года назад +8

      @@mmecharlotte Yup they became the very thing they tried to rebel against.

    • @thegamingwolf8755
      @thegamingwolf8755 2 года назад +6

      Remember how well it has gone for one game recently when they decided to remove crude humor?

    • @BigDaddyJinx
      @BigDaddyJinx 2 года назад +2

      I remember playing these back in the day and laughing til my guts ached.

    • @riftshredder5438
      @riftshredder5438 2 года назад +6

      @@BigDaddyJinx what's even funnier is that these remakes are being developed in Germany of all places lol

  • @FTChomp9980
    @FTChomp9980 2 года назад +438

    Nice to see the Destroy All Humans Remake Devs have a backbone and not bending the knee to Game Journalists. Highly recommend checking out Gmaxs Review he does a good job and better then the Activists Journalists.

    • @JoseHernandez-xv2bt
      @JoseHernandez-xv2bt 2 года назад +36

      I had immediate faith in the devs after the first remake, and definitely gained more when they showed the Natalya redesign.

    • @maninthemask6275
      @maninthemask6275 2 года назад +26

      Thq Nordic has always been pretty based they even did a ama on 4 Chan once.

    • @JoseHernandez-xv2bt
      @JoseHernandez-xv2bt 2 года назад +27

      They’re the only team of devs that seem to still have balls

    • @skyuru
      @skyuru 2 года назад +19

      And after i saw Natalya im convinced to buy it w

    • @JoseHernandez-xv2bt
      @JoseHernandez-xv2bt 2 года назад +8

      It’ll definitely convince you at the end of the game

  • @dustinwashburn1283
    @dustinwashburn1283 2 года назад +188

    The fact that this "Journalist" doesn't understand that Games are often an escape from reality, tells you how much they understand about Games.

    • @MSinistrari
      @MSinistrari 2 года назад +17

      It makes me wonder what do they do for escapism/fun, if anything. I know I'd be beyond miserable if I didn't have some time to just lose myself in a good book, watch a favorite movie from the 70s or 80s, chill with a favorite game, or just sit outside soaking up some sun.

    • @GeneralProfessor
      @GeneralProfessor 2 года назад

      In a totalitarian state only wrongthinkers have a desire for escapism. That is why escapism needs to go: It is a natural magnet for dissenters and opposition.

    • @linusgustafsson2629
      @linusgustafsson2629 2 года назад

      Sadly almost everyone is sensitive to something. Like if someone wrote books or made games about sex with children, a lot of people would call it problematic and forget that it is an escape from reality and imagination. Everyone seems to have one line where they forget that it is fantasy and not something that needs to be restricted to real life rules. That there even are laws about what you can and can't write about, is already horrible. Freedom of speech should never be censored.
      If Trump wants to write a book about the stolen election he should be able to. If a nazi want to write about the issues of jews, they should be able to. Other people could counter it with writing books about why they are wrong. And all who are interested in truth could just read both and make their own conclusions.

    • @FoxyFoxlyn
      @FoxyFoxlyn 2 года назад +13

      You should see their comment section. Huge echo chamber of the same views. They delete any comments that disagree or critise their reviews. 🙄

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 2 года назад +7

      @@MSinistrari
      Their idea of fun is spreading their misery/tormenting perceived ideological opponents.

  • @TheColonelKlink
    @TheColonelKlink 2 года назад +51

    Gaming journalists. AKA life's failures.

  • @Dragonk116
    @Dragonk116 2 года назад +76

    Because they want you to enjoy the garbage saints row remake game instead.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 2 года назад +8

      I take unspeakable satisfaction in defying their expectations/dashing their hopes.

    • @Kamina.D.Fierce
      @Kamina.D.Fierce 2 года назад +5

      That makes me want to buy 2 copies of the game now. One to play, the other to spite the crappy Saints Row remake (and be a gift for someone else so as to not waste it).

    • @DocNo27
      @DocNo27 2 года назад +6

      ​@@Kamina.D.Fierce I just bought my copy. Good idea on buying a second copy for a friend. They are handing out the multiplayer DLC if you pre-order so even better!

    • @moisesmunguiafalloutmoises112
      @moisesmunguiafalloutmoises112 2 года назад +2

      I knew this is coming and it's hilarious to watch

    • @dookie_12
      @dookie_12 2 года назад +2

      How Do You Do, Fellow Zoomers? Simulator 2022

  • @corvega_joe
    @corvega_joe 2 года назад +176

    If they’re this butthurt over this game, I can’t wait for the meltdowns when that Harry Potter game comes out in February. Also, what the hell was that crap about mortgages? That reminded me of the Kotaku PS5 review when that lunatic wrote like 10 paragraphs whining about Trump and BLM.

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 2 года назад +29

      because they keep hiring these lunatics

    • @Niterayde
      @Niterayde 2 года назад +6

      This.

    • @royalnovember66
      @royalnovember66 2 года назад +20

      Whatever happened to journalism where you set aside your personal biases and just report objective facts?

    • @ryohoshi8445
      @ryohoshi8445 2 года назад +21

      @@royalnovember66 Journalism became a white-collar profession where you got in via academia and abandoned its blue-collar origins with its on-the-job results-oriented training.

    • @calebgoodman3028
      @calebgoodman3028 2 года назад +3

      February? I’ll add it to the birthday list then.

  • @fightingcock8096
    @fightingcock8096 2 года назад +82

    When the critics hate something, the fans are probably gonna like it

  • @theghostofmaximumvolume3414
    @theghostofmaximumvolume3414 2 года назад +138

    When is the last time anybody read an article from a game journalist that talked about a game being fun or not?
    Was it the 90s or 80s?

    • @zerovalon6243
      @zerovalon6243 2 года назад +6

      DMC 2 is the last I recall.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 2 года назад +5

      Last one I remember reading that actually got me hyped for a game release was in the mid-2000s for the first Dead Space game. I literally can't remember anything about the magazine beyond that promo, not even the name of the magazine that ran it.

    • @theghostofmaximumvolume3414
      @theghostofmaximumvolume3414 2 года назад

      @@Xbalanque84
      Dead Space needs a 4k VR release when the equipment is ready to move gaming beyond pc/consoles.

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 2 года назад +4

      before the world insane that was only few years ago, i been these sites even in 2000s, just after 2014 i stopped going to these garbage outlets

    • @skyuru
      @skyuru 2 года назад +1

      Only in japan lol

  • @jakedizzle
    @jakedizzle 2 года назад +65

    This is why I’m all for gatekeeping people from hobbies.

    • @bot0643
      @bot0643 2 года назад +11

      I'm not a fan of it, but I'm beginning to see it is the only real defense against bad faith actors who don't actually care about the hobbies

    • @linusgustafsson2629
      @linusgustafsson2629 2 года назад +2

      Considering the journalists are never part of the hobbies, it is probably better to gatekeep them from journalism. But that would require IQ tests for creating a blog site.

    • @mrjohnnyk
      @mrjohnnyk 2 года назад +17

      If you don't gatekeep them they will gatekeep you.

  • @Not_Soundwave
    @Not_Soundwave 2 года назад +128

    "They're very privileged if they've got a mortgage, right"
    yo, honestly, a lot of people have noticed it's always the upper-middle class people who keep larping as oppressed. they just preach to each other.

    • @deanfirnatine7814
      @deanfirnatine7814 2 года назад

      Upper class white women are the single biggest woke perps

    • @rjlundholm89
      @rjlundholm89 2 года назад +5

      So uppity well.to dos are being uppity...yeah nothing has changed.

    • @GeneralProfessor
      @GeneralProfessor 2 года назад +1

      Ordinary people from the middle / upper class feel guilty for their comforts. Back in the day Christianity managed that guilt with organized donations, charity work, confessions, care for "thy neighbour", etc. With it on the decline people with a guilty conscience need an outlet and that is where regressive leftism comes in and weaponizes their guilt as some sort of revolutionary fuel.

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 2 года назад +1

      The funny thing is that this game also points that out. As far back as 2006 DAH2 had a running joke about how all these social activists are just rich kids with no responsibilities talking about how oppressed they are and are too stupid to reflect on themselves because their brains are too addled with drugs and sex.
      My favorite line is:
      Crypto: so you guys are a gang
      Hippie: we’re not a Gang! We’re enterprising young dudes who use violence to get what we deserve
      Crypto: in other words: you’re a gang

  • @dantespicysausage9615
    @dantespicysausage9615 2 года назад +95

    This journo pretty much exposed itself.
    It's not MODERN and it's super bad people who bought the first game bought and enjoyed it without our ideology pushed in it

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 2 года назад +2

      >Journo
      >ITself
      boy, you not just misgendered that thing,
      but also mis-specied ITself
      youre based AF 🤣

  • @LordSephleon
    @LordSephleon 2 года назад +73

    I saw GmanLives' review, and although I already had it on my wishlist (as I owned the original games and loved them), the moment the review pointed out the very fact that the devs are NOT messing with the story/dialogue at all, I immediately preordered it to support them.

    • @jameshurley776
      @jameshurley776 2 года назад +1

      Gman was happy they did not censor the game and not back down to sjw s the guy is a good reviewer

    • @karisasani7006
      @karisasani7006 2 года назад +3

      @@jameshurley776 In fact when it came to cutscenes they improved upon them like adding better animations and heck the fact the ending now takes place at a beach instead of on the UFO makes it look even better. They really understood the concept of, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" when it came to dialogue.

    • @breadeats
      @breadeats 2 года назад

      @@jameshurley776 enjoy it while it lasts. Im sure soyboi sony will want to enforce censorship to it post launch. My tip is buy physical and NEVER download update. Or just play on pc.

  • @aBerlin1945
    @aBerlin1945 2 года назад +39

    Allowing hipsters into video game journalism was a mistake

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 2 года назад

      Hipsters are cultural parasites at the best of times. Who expected them to be the scouting party/vanguard of the Social Justice Army?

    • @sundowner2663
      @sundowner2663 Год назад

      Hated hipsters 10 years ago when it was taking off and I hate ‘‘em even more now

  • @barryon8706
    @barryon8706 2 года назад +8

    Is "modern audience" a dogwhistle for "the audience we say is there but keeps refusing to show up"?

  • @CptPhilippnes
    @CptPhilippnes 2 года назад +81

    God how is it that I didn't even know they were planning on remaking Destroy All Humans 2?! I loved playing the original

    • @lunarSoul0
      @lunarSoul0 2 года назад +7

      Same

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 2 года назад +10

      i know right?
      feels like the remake of destroy all humans 1 was just a couple months ago and that was great honest remake as well no dumb changes or censorship.
      im glad to see them do the same with number 2 unarguably the best in the series.
      though i HOPE they give 3 a remake as well just for the GODLY fun ablitys and weapons in that game being better then ever.
      from stop time to the VENUS TITAN TRAP literally spawn a boss where ever you want to cause havoc.

    • @CptPhilippnes
      @CptPhilippnes 2 года назад +3

      @@wilmagregg3131 is it just me or was there not too much adverts for Destroy All Humans 2?

    • @repstyle8518
      @repstyle8518 2 года назад +1

      @@CptPhilippnes if youre subbed to ANY platforms channel or gaming news channels or even tuned into a game reveal evnt or two there was plenty of advertisements or gameplay reveal trailers for a while now. mainstream wise though like tv? i doubt it but then again i dont watch tv. ive been excited for this game since the first remake cause murmers about remastering the trilogy have been around for a while.

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 2 года назад

      I had ads for it on couple of videos here on YT (if you're a YT RED subscriber, that's how you missed it).

  • @Torgonius
    @Torgonius 2 года назад +28

    Needs a 'Destroy all Game Journos' DLC

  • @sunayocarissime5309
    @sunayocarissime5309 2 года назад +41

    "I find this game upsetting so you shouldn't play it either."
    Nope reality doesn't work that way urinalists. Real gamers don't care about your, "misery loves company," mindset. They like entertainment not being preached at about stuff they are actively trying to ignore.

  • @wesmcinerny4524
    @wesmcinerny4524 2 года назад +38

    Why do they even call themselves gaming journalists when they act all anti-game?

    • @taags
      @taags 2 года назад +14

      Because they wanted to be real journalists, now they are just failures.

    • @thatHARVguy
      @thatHARVguy 2 года назад +3

      @@taags I had an English teacher in Jr. high school, that kept harping about stuff he taught in Sr. high school. Like dude, we all know you don't wanna be here, but do your damn job without putting the students down. It's the same vibe with "game journalists".

    • @wesmcinerny4524
      @wesmcinerny4524 2 года назад +1

      @@taags They even failed journalist classes?

    • @wesmcinerny4524
      @wesmcinerny4524 2 года назад

      @@thatHARVguy Why didn't this weird English teacher just quit?

    • @thatHARVguy
      @thatHARVguy 2 года назад

      @@wesmcinerny4524 No idea. Because he kept teaching Sr. high level stuff, those student's grades dropped that year. 😠

  • @elgoat3038
    @elgoat3038 2 года назад +37

    Its pronounced Gaming Urinalist

  • @blampfno
    @blampfno 2 года назад +19

    "Butthurt" is a gaming journalist's resting state

  • @DieselJT
    @DieselJT 2 года назад +17

    If they are complaining about it on Twitter that means it's a great time. And a definite buy for me!

  • @veggsbacon1891
    @veggsbacon1891 2 года назад +17

    "Journalist": "diz game hurtz mee! Wah! Muh feeweengs and politiks!"
    Sweet, it seems like a good game. 🗿👍🏽

  • @mrbisshie
    @mrbisshie 2 года назад +56

    It's like buying a survivor horror video game with "cannibals" in the title, and then getting offended when your survival horror game has you eating people. I personally would be more offended if I bought the game and it DIDN'T have you eating people. And yes, I'm the type who gets offended when Tomb Raider doesn't have any tombs to raid.

    • @Niterayde
      @Niterayde 2 года назад +3

      XD

    • @shawntraub7249
      @shawntraub7249 2 года назад +6

      Sounds like you need to play The Forest.

    • @linusgustafsson2629
      @linusgustafsson2629 2 года назад +5

      @@shawntraub7249 I hope that has a forest.

    • @jonagreen7323
      @jonagreen7323 2 года назад +3

      Yeah you should play the forest, it's about surviving in a barren desert.

    • @breadeats
      @breadeats 2 года назад +1

      @@linusgustafsson2629 well..... it depends if you can count few patches of trees as forest...

  • @premiumdude8353
    @premiumdude8353 2 года назад +30

    this is why no one takes game journalists seriously anymore.

  • @chrisw207
    @chrisw207 2 года назад +21

    Oh good, I was worried they'd change the game. I'm kind of amazed they'd complain. It's a lot of satire of the politics and attitudes of the time. Maybe it's the anti commie and anti hippie stuff.

  • @rahn45
    @rahn45 2 года назад +15

    I guess developers need to start sleeping with game journalists again or something to get good reviews!

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 2 года назад

      And that's how it all started cuz some Jewish chick bang like 20 dude for better reviews.

  • @donlewis470
    @donlewis470 2 года назад +8

    They’re upset about these aliens exploring Uranus, along with other assorted complaints.

  • @taags
    @taags 2 года назад +30

    Imagine being a game journalist. The shame. They only exist for us to despise.

    • @mrjohnnyk
      @mrjohnnyk 2 года назад

      How far they have fallen.

  • @wordfabstream8745
    @wordfabstream8745 2 года назад +186

    "Pretend they were Republicans"
    It actually works. Strangely enough if you play Fallout 3, New Vegas or 4 and pretend the Raiders and Ghouls are just SJWs and Leftists, the replayability is fantastic and it's 100% lore friendly ;)

    • @GoodAnon22
      @GoodAnon22 2 года назад +39

      It just works

    • @Niterayde
      @Niterayde 2 года назад +33

      Someone needs to make this a mod, a full mod and make all of the raiders/ghouls and other mobs into that sjw shit like in that acquitted game it’s funny XD

    • @TheLeadElite
      @TheLeadElite 2 года назад +37

      @@Niterayde I think somebody made a mod where raiders wore BLM stuff but it got taken down because... well we all know why.

    • @Edwin-iw8gb
      @Edwin-iw8gb 2 года назад +2

      @@GoodAnon22 🤣

    • @wordfabstream8745
      @wordfabstream8745 2 года назад +7

      @@GoodAnon22 See that mountain? You can climb it! In horse Armor!

  • @jordanscherr6699
    @jordanscherr6699 2 года назад +69

    Even if it's a mediocre game, reviews like this just insure some level of success. At this point, gaming journalism is utterly irrelevant at best, or have an opposite effect at worst like here. It's all word of mouth in the gamer community by this point, so they aren't doing themselves any favors.

    • @mrjohnnyk
      @mrjohnnyk 2 года назад +4

      Yeah very true. The journalists have lost all their pull with me. Hard to respect people who don't respect me.

    • @TheSGBrown
      @TheSGBrown 2 года назад +1

      It's NOT a "Mediocre game": it's a slick presentation of a non-politically correct FUN game from yesteryear. /ymmv

    • @jordanscherr6699
      @jordanscherr6699 2 года назад

      @@TheSGBrown You know what, you might bloody well be right! I said even "IF" it's a mediocre games. The reviewer is fairly low on the credibility list.

  • @erickdraven4810
    @erickdraven4810 2 года назад +31

    "We went to the therapist" Did two or more people write that article or does the writer have multiple personalities or is it a pronoun thing?

    • @Ace56723
      @Ace56723 2 года назад +10

      Yes

    • @SlimSamari
      @SlimSamari 2 года назад +2

      The world will never know.

    • @amandap7733
      @amandap7733 2 года назад +3

      They think they're so important they use the "royal we"

    • @graveyard_marriage4291
      @graveyard_marriage4291 2 года назад +1

      More then likely they refer to themselves as “we” Pronouns thing

    • @deathproof8732
      @deathproof8732 2 года назад

      They're all a bunch of whacked out, overly coddled Gen Z/Millenials who were never allowed outside as children out of fear their kids would want to get a job for money.
      No we can't have our kids "shudder" working. Use your victimized mental instability to try to force working folks to hand you money because you are an entitled twat.
      Sorry I ranted.

  • @Vasher-The-Destroyer
    @Vasher-The-Destroyer 2 года назад +33

    It's a silly alien game

  • @TJUntame
    @TJUntame 2 года назад +8

    The game starts off with a text screen literally warning these kinds of people they should not play.
    Journalists:
    "That sign won't stop me because I can't read!"

  • @bitwize
    @bitwize 2 года назад +13

    Fun fact: the voice over guy for Ancient Aliens is Robert Clotworthy -- the voice of Jim Raynor from StarCraft.

  • @grimreaper.123-zhr
    @grimreaper.123-zhr 2 года назад +12

    Me: *Reads video title*
    Me: "Now I am for sure going to buy it."

  • @4P0CA1YP5E
    @4P0CA1YP5E 2 года назад +46

    If I remember correctly, there is a giant Godzilla like creature in Destroy All Humans 2. Really loved seeing and shooting all the hippies with all the Make peace not war signs.
    (Edit) And the probe gun. Really loved the probe gun.

    • @EastlakeRasta7
      @EastlakeRasta7 2 года назад +9

      I remember somewhere on the back of the game case in the middle it said "make war not love." As a kid I thought that was sick and awesome

    • @4P0CA1YP5E
      @4P0CA1YP5E 2 года назад +3

      @@EastlakeRasta7 Same

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 2 года назад +1

      That alien was based he killed communist and hippies he's the real hero.

    • @animezilla4486
      @animezilla4486 2 года назад +3

      Yeah I remember that boss fight that was amazing

  • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
    @cheeseburgersuperior1874 2 года назад +26

    Ironic that they're the ones who gets reprobed in real life.

    • @SlimSamari
      @SlimSamari 2 года назад +2

      Nah they get that every night by Chad's half brother Tad while their girlfriend watches.

  • @francisty139
    @francisty139 2 года назад +15

    Attention Humans. We are here to Probe your Gaming Journalists. They can't say no until they tried it.🤑

    • @Theblaster125
      @Theblaster125 2 года назад

      Don't expect a brain to pop of their heads when they explode. Just an over abundance of shit.

  • @somedudewhodraws9377
    @somedudewhodraws9377 2 года назад +19

    Its a game about a Grey Alien and his quest to score and impress a Human Woman ;) Of course the game has vulgar humor and jokes. Its meant to be a kooky crazy game for godsakes.

    • @BronyNumber4096
      @BronyNumber4096 2 года назад +1

      "Outdated humor"
      Yeah, that's kind of the point. I haven't played Destroy All Humans (other than a demo I found in stores), but doesn't the game take place in the 50s?

    • @somedudewhodraws9377
      @somedudewhodraws9377 2 года назад

      @@BronyNumber4096 the first one does but the second takes place in the 60s and the 3rd in the 70s

  • @retiresatisfied
    @retiresatisfied 2 года назад +12

    These people need to get their heads out of their asses over being mad at an old ass game.
    Gaming journalists... pfffttt...

  • @gjtrue
    @gjtrue 2 года назад +16

    Well it sure as hell did sell more copies. Now I'm sure as hell gonna go buy it and support it.

  • @VerdeMorte
    @VerdeMorte 2 года назад +7

    Game "Journalists" are like a literal version of the SNL "Downer Debbie" skit...

  • @MasterKNEES001
    @MasterKNEES001 2 года назад +8

    Whenever people complain about something being "outdated", "problematic", or "not for a modern audience", it's pretty safe to assume what they're trying to pull; but if you call them out on it, they'll immediately pull the "it's just criticism" card like calls for censorship and criticism can never be one in the same. They aren't fooling anyone.

  • @Cerabelus
    @Cerabelus 2 года назад +13

    Gamer: "Is the game fun & engaging?".
    Journalist: "Is the game Feminists, Socialist & Intersectional?".

  • @cheeseburger12
    @cheeseburger12 2 года назад +8

    I remember loving Destroy All Humans 1 and 2 back on the PS2.

  • @remiarn8795
    @remiarn8795 2 года назад +6

    Because saint row remake done with modern politics and idealism did so amazing. Sometimes games can be mind numbing fun and destruction lol

  • @SwayRod836
    @SwayRod836 2 года назад +9

    "The audience for this game is very specific..."
    It's cognitive dissonance. They think that the world is filled with unfun losers like them. Games are released or rereleased to make money. The developers clearly thought that this game would sell to a wide audience.

    • @mrjohnnyk
      @mrjohnnyk 2 года назад +3

      They basically project themselves onto others. Everything they like only appeals to a very specific audience, so they claim anything they don't like is like that.

  • @WarrenCBennett
    @WarrenCBennett 2 года назад +3

    I just got banned from Push Square’s sister site Nintendo Life for saying I am sick of games with “representation” and if Nintendo was heading down that road, they will lose customers. Bam! Banned.

  • @Frightknight15
    @Frightknight15 2 года назад +11

    These people are so thin skinned they might as well be skeletons

  • @Xbalanque84
    @Xbalanque84 2 года назад +8

    *_ALL HAIL THE SACRED CROTCH OF ARKVOODLE!_*

  • @lordtrinen2249
    @lordtrinen2249 2 года назад +13

    "This review probably sold a few more copies!" While I was listening to you read this article, I pulled up the game's page on Steam and literally clicked PURCHASE just as you said this. XD
    I still haven't finished the first game but I love the style of classic games so in my library this one goes!

    • @MuljoStpho
      @MuljoStpho 2 года назад

      I usually stick to sales (the more they cut the price, the better) and the virtual bargain bin categories ($10 or less / $5 or less) in most of my Steam purchases. And then on top of that paying full price for a remake of something I've played before is always a hard sell for me. But now I'm feeling really tempted here to go all in on reliving both the 1st and 2nd game's remakes at full price. And hopefully they'll continue with the rest of the series as well. I've played the first two on Ps2 and I've played the third game that was on Wii, but I only just found out today that there had been a fourth game that I missed out on (I liked what I played on PS1 and PS2 but I got tired of Playstation (and never cared about Xbox to begin with) and returned to only caring about Nintendo's systems after that).

  • @hitandruncommentor
    @hitandruncommentor 2 года назад +5

    They're now mad over a nearly 20 year old game. How desperate are these people.

  • @carterh914
    @carterh914 2 года назад +22

    I knew people would get upset about this game. Im getting it cause i want this series to keep going.

    • @lenarmangum8630
      @lenarmangum8630 2 года назад

      Same the Destroy All Humans series means so much to me!

    • @anthonylugo4626
      @anthonylugo4626 2 года назад

      Yup, make the next on in the 70’s

    • @demonic_myst4503
      @demonic_myst4503 2 года назад

      Next is a spin either they remake the least liked game in the seroes path of furun or they male a new one

  • @JenMistress
    @JenMistress 2 года назад +10

    Hearing that review from the game journo actually makes me want to check out that game, so good going there. 😉😂🤣

  • @timmer919hep
    @timmer919hep 2 года назад +17

    The devs have a backbone and that should be rewarded greatly. I'm def buying the game now.

    • @karisasani7006
      @karisasani7006 2 года назад +2

      Yeah this is an example of a game that actually feels like you should do a preorder on because it is one of those that actually sell the product complete and with no strings attached. This game basically brings people to the old days before all the microtransactions, bad dlcs, and especially the blasted NFTs and lootboxes. Man I miss the days of the AA devs. Another studio that basically brings back these days would be Krome studios and how they did the same thing as these devs with their Ty the Tasmanian Tiger remakes. These devs are those that we can definitely say are basically reminding people of the Golden Age of gaming aka the early to mid 2000's in other words the era of the Xbox/GCN/PS2 and early to mid Wii/360/PS3 consoles. These devs are even trying to bring back the Cheat Codes where if you input certain commands or went to the game's cheat menu where you input a password you basically either unlock something early or get special treats. Ah good times.

    • @hideakiakio6698
      @hideakiakio6698 2 года назад

      I heard people say in the remaster of the original some of the dialogue was cut however that must be a regional thing if it's true at all because in my copy which is updated to the latest version none of that dialogue is cut it's all there.

  • @dwood78part23
    @dwood78part23 2 года назад +13

    Par for the course with modern day Game Journalists. & once again, we have someone who can't keep his politics out of his game review

  • @benmasta5814
    @benmasta5814 2 года назад +12

    It's funny because they call jokes and stories "problematic" because they "promote making fun of certain people/ideas" but in reality, the problematic part is it actually creates "resentment and annoyance" due to demanded special treatments all the time.
    The best part, is the majority of people demanding the special treatments are demanding it on others' behalf, or trying to speak for others lmao.

    • @ms.chomper5024
      @ms.chomper5024 2 года назад +2

      I mean they already added us Mexicans with the aliens

  • @TheLegendaryBillCipher
    @TheLegendaryBillCipher 2 года назад +2

    I hate these people for ruining what could've been a dream job for me.

  • @Kat1kafka
    @Kat1kafka 2 года назад +7

    Saints Row got modernized and look how that game turned out....

    • @JoseHernandez-xv2bt
      @JoseHernandez-xv2bt 2 года назад +2

      They’ll still be mad because “muh I didn’t get enough representation or this minority of people didn’t have enough screen time, even if said groups says they’re not offended

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 2 года назад +1

      The first mistake was one of them the creators at that time was already infected with the wokeness back in 2014 they should have gotten rid of that individual look what happened they let the cancer spread and now it rotted the company deep silver and now they're going to get crushed by destroy All humans 2 sales coming soon.

  • @Reptile64
    @Reptile64 2 года назад +8

    These journos would have a heart attack if there was ever a new Duke Nukem

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 2 года назад

      If they can actually make a proper remake I want to play it.

  • @misterkaos.357
    @misterkaos.357 2 года назад +3

    They mad because the alien destroys all of the humans, instead of just the white ones. He is an equal-opportunity destroyer.

  • @MerlosTheMad
    @MerlosTheMad 2 года назад +9

    06:00 these people writing articles like this think theyre the gatekeepers of what is good and what isnt. makes me sick.

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 2 года назад +2

      And this is what 8 years ago taught us never trust anyone from any gaming magazine or publication stick to Indy reviewers people actually play games for a living who aren't bought by big companies.

  • @misscheif
    @misscheif 2 года назад +8

    Most of the time a single storyline with a few side quests is what I want to play, not these long branching storylines that's more popular lately
    Part of the reason I'm still a Rockstar fan even though they are pushing microtransactions more,the main games like rdr and gta still have a simple storyline with simple objectives and easy to follow plots, with a bigger world to discover if you choose to go along with it
    But rly I play games to have fun not listen to npc's tell me about their daddy issues

  • @masamune2984
    @masamune2984 2 года назад +3

    And this is why we game designers/developers (most of us) don’t give a sh*t about most present-day “game journalists.”

  • @simsreject5925
    @simsreject5925 2 года назад +29

    This game is irresponsible. It needs to include a warning about monkeypox so any aliens out there don't try this at home

  • @mrmanceres7653
    @mrmanceres7653 2 года назад +11

    The game is a satire on the 1950's America. You'd think Yournalist would love it but an underdeveloped sense of humor prevents it.

  • @crozraven
    @crozraven 2 года назад +7

    Like I said, game devs should really consider "game journos" mode feature to avoid this shenanigans. Basically remove any fun out of the game & just put 10 minutes god mode gameplay & another 10 minutes of super censored cutscenes to the ending.

  • @thevilemace6121
    @thevilemace6121 2 года назад +3

    Does anyone even care what Games Journalists have to say at this point?

    • @SHINIGAMI6774
      @SHINIGAMI6774 2 года назад

      Normal people no but blue hair beluga whales do

  • @merlin-ju6fu
    @merlin-ju6fu 2 года назад +2

    The subtitle " Close Encounters Of The Turd Kind" fits in with the humor of the game.

  • @greatgatsby0174
    @greatgatsby0174 2 года назад +5

    ALRIGHT, I love this franchise even more if it’s pissing off journalists.

  • @SHINIGAMI6774
    @SHINIGAMI6774 2 года назад +11

    Can these jurnos hurry up and go out of business I’m tired of this they are ruining everything

    • @sonictelephone1526
      @sonictelephone1526 2 года назад +1

      I'd go the opposite way. Any time they give a bad review, you know it'll be a good game lol

    • @SHINIGAMI6774
      @SHINIGAMI6774 2 года назад

      @@sonictelephone1526 meta critic plus there a actual game reviewers on yt

    • @sonictelephone1526
      @sonictelephone1526 2 года назад

      @@SHINIGAMI6774 I know. It was a joke

    • @SHINIGAMI6774
      @SHINIGAMI6774 2 года назад

      @@sonictelephone1526 oh my bad

  • @mrbigglezworth42
    @mrbigglezworth42 2 года назад +3

    Mortgages
    US politics
    Sexual Assault
    Of course, 3 things that I think of when playing a game about an Alien going around destroying all humans.

  • @Slayerthecrow
    @Slayerthecrow 2 года назад +4

    I was watching Gmanlives who basically said that this is a gold standard for what a remake should be.

  • @dookie_12
    @dookie_12 2 года назад +10

    Games journalism is just a front for rage bait.

  • @darthlaurel
    @darthlaurel 2 года назад +4

    Any review that includes the writer talking about visiting his therapist about the trauma he felt regarding playing a game for his job needs to be ignored. This is not a person who can either be objective, or sensible.

  • @RushValentine
    @RushValentine 2 года назад +20

    That honestly explain why games like TLOU2 gets raving reviews.
    They don't want fun in games, they just want a hamfisted message that shoved down everyone's throat.

    • @thatHARVguy
      @thatHARVguy 2 года назад +4

      And sometimes they'll use a golf club to do it.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 2 года назад

      And mocapped grinding between the dev and a man with Greta Thunberg's head.

    • @mrjohnnyk
      @mrjohnnyk 2 года назад +2

      They love misery and hate fun.

    • @dorugoramon0518
      @dorugoramon0518 2 года назад

      @@mrjohnnyk No wonder they love waking simulators so much then.

  • @Atzros
    @Atzros 2 года назад +6

    "Game Journalists are butthurt" When are they not?

  • @wilmagregg3131
    @wilmagregg3131 2 года назад +7

    feels like the remake of destroy all humans 1 was just a couple months ago and that was great honest remake as well no dumb changes or censorship.
    im glad to see them do the same with number 2 unarguably the best in the series.
    though i HOPE they give 3 a remake as well just for the GODLY fun ablitys and weapons in that game being better then ever from stop time to the VENUS TITAN TRAP literally spawn a boss where ever you want to cause havoc.

  • @ViperChief117
    @ViperChief117 2 года назад +19

    Destroy All Humans 2 is easily one of my favorite video games in the entire franchise. Maybe they should play something else??? Lol

    • @animezilla4486
      @animezilla4486 2 года назад +3

      Seriously if they don't like the game no one says they had to play it or buy it

    • @VenomBroly
      @VenomBroly 2 года назад

      They did, they loved « abbyzilla the last pro golfer 2 »

  • @Problembeing
    @Problembeing 2 года назад +4

    Aliens don’t care about your feelings.

  • @registereduser
    @registereduser 2 года назад +3

    “…barely any attempt to integrate itself into a modern audience…”
    GOOD.

  • @MaxsonAtTheFort
    @MaxsonAtTheFort 2 года назад +11

    Lets be honest, the main reason these “journalists” are mad is because of Natalya.😂

    • @mrjohnnyk
      @mrjohnnyk 2 года назад

      These women hate it when women look attractive, wonder why...

    • @kingpizza386
      @kingpizza386 2 года назад +2

      That's what I'm thinking

  • @zippityzop
    @zippityzop 2 года назад +3

    Urinalism. I was sad and as angry as Crypto when that sob shot Natalya :( .

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 2 года назад

      She may have had a nice cans but those cans were full of Communism friend and you can't trust that.

  • @changer_of_ways_999
    @changer_of_ways_999 2 года назад +17

    It's funny that every time journos do this, they end up supporting the works they hate. I bet this will get people to buy DAH2 that wouldn't have otherwise just to stick it to the woke blokes.

    • @sonictelephone1526
      @sonictelephone1526 2 года назад

      I've never played a DAH game. This looks really fun though. Thinking of picking it up

  • @foxvulpes8245
    @foxvulpes8245 2 года назад +4

    On average: if the critics hate it, I pay to enjoy it... if they love it, I don't pay or even watch it.

  • @aeternusdoleo4531
    @aeternusdoleo4531 2 года назад +3

    Give it a month or six. Most of these people will be flipping burgers. Unemployment is what they deserve and will get.

  • @Kushrada
    @Kushrada 2 года назад +2

    This honestly comes off as if they are telling on themselves, like "How dare my personal hobby of things going into my butt be portrayed as comedy by this game, I demand to be taken seriously...and also up the butt!"

  • @BustinCider8
    @BustinCider8 2 года назад +8

    I'll be playing this day 1! Loved this game as a kid.

  • @Drakontwilight
    @Drakontwilight 2 года назад +4

    That was my favorite weapon…..in the game my favorite weapon in the game

  • @quatreraberbawinner2628
    @quatreraberbawinner2628 2 года назад +5

    This review might as well be an endorsements as far as I'm concerned

  • @Testsubject276
    @Testsubject276 2 года назад +1

    Who the fuck plays a game and can't help but thinking about their mortgage.

  • @gabriel10169
    @gabriel10169 2 года назад +3

    Destroy All Game Journalists 2!

  • @PlayaSinNombre
    @PlayaSinNombre 2 года назад +3

    OMG! I haven’t heard anybody say hin*y h*le in years!!! 😂🤣