Hello Mr. Rift, my apologies if this is a little odd but I wanted to say that I really appreciate what you do. I've been watching you for a while now and you've always reminded me a lot of my grandfather (he had a similarly magnificent beard). He recently passed away and it's been very comforting for me to watch your videos since. Thank you for all of the wonderful videos, they mean a lot to me :)
You got me through a lot of shit. I remember how surprised I was when you answered an email of mine. Thank you for continuously uploading. Hope you're doing well.
If you fill the inside of the celery ravine with peanut butter and then put raisins in the peanut butter, you have ants on a log, which my mom made all the time for me as a kid. It was amazing.
@@EphemeralRift I don't remember which video it was either but there was something about you re-assuring the machine that it's not noisy and getting annoyed over how sensitive it was and wouldn't believe that it was a good device.
Very peculiar, Paul. Two nights ago, my gf and I were just 'winging it' for dinner, so we steamed a bag of veggies, minute rice and I decided to cut up celery to dip in peanut butter to have my protein. Lo and behold... the next day (yesterday), you upload this video. Are we on the same monthly cycle? 🤘🤘
3 AM here. Opened this video to help myself fall asleep, but ended up asking my mom if we had raw celery to try it with peanut butter. I did and I have to say it's great.
Dude no joke me and my mom were just arguing about Apples and PB vs Celery and PB 😂 you have had many coincidental uploads in my life, ERift Also I recommend Smuckers All Natural. Ingredients are just peanuts and salt, super healthy and the texture is perfect with celery
I just love how there are always some running gags and references to other scenes in the rift-verse randomly but constantly re-appearing in his videos, like the C-elery.
My dad's side has genetic iron deficiency so celery and peanut butter and celery and cream cheese were very common sides. I'm not big on celery, but I'm HUGE on peanut butter.
Magnificent magnetics! Cymatics resounding! RGB - CMYK ; r-y = solar (vibration:horizons) b-m = asteroid belt (vacuum:mirrors). g-c = lunar (shape:ohms). Light is lithospheric. Salt is piezio ele tric. Shape is trauffic. Belts assured geographically in mayan long count. Pangea to growing:expanding EAR'th.
A few days ago I tried celery and peanut butter to see if my tastebuds changed about evil celery. Nope it was horrible. Now I see this video and I think the celery is haunting me.
Can’t wait until “Celery and peanut butter is great and all, but for me it’s the mcchicken the best fast food sandwich” can’t believe I beat it for once 😂
😂❤❤❤ I looooove peanut butter and celery!!! ...sssh I'm italian, I can't let anyone around here hear me 😅 but I love Paul's spelling even more, it's just splencelerytastic really. 🤓😁😁😁🥰 By the way, that's a bag of celery?!?... Wowza! 😂😂😂 As for the rest of the video... I'm still giggling. Just love the word games and spontaneous creativity. 👍👍👍🥰😘
Dude, he just knighted the viewer with a celery stick in the language of the Elder Gods. 😂 I snorted I was laughing so much. You are hilarious Paul! You totally should do a video of eating Mexican restaurant salted chips with salsa/pinto bean dip. Since I also love celery/sunflower peanut butter dip, by default, we’re best friends! I look forward to your next videos to come and I send you many blessings Paul!
I can eat Celery and PB for dinner if nobody stops me. I even make sure to have both crunchy and creamy PB so I don’t have to choose. Celery is also very good with cream cheese.
maybe u should rebrand as peanut butter... like maybe a bunch of celery would start formin outta nowhere, because peanut butter is so great you forget about the regular butter
I love how when its spelled Celery, we just don't say it like that. Most people say Celery as (Cell-ary) meanwhile its spelt as Celary (Kell-ary). Ah English. We don't make sense.
@@EphemeralRift"Well, I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it." - Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. 🖤
this has that wild and random ER energy 😭
Hello Mr. Rift, my apologies if this is a little odd but I wanted to say that I really appreciate what you do. I've been watching you for a while now and you've always reminded me a lot of my grandfather (he had a similarly magnificent beard). He recently passed away and it's been very comforting for me to watch your videos since. Thank you for all of the wonderful videos, they mean a lot to me :)
My condolences, hope your taking it okay.
I feel that, I'm going to not have mine around for much longer, but it's the memories that count becuase we always have those.
R.I.P
“A little odd”
Yes, it is odd, but apology accepted.
The McChicken is okay, but for me, it is Celery & Peanut Butter. The best food combination.
He returns.. wait
The biggest revolutionary of our time lady and gentleman
out with the old.
Viva le celery
You got me through a lot of shit. I remember how surprised I was when you answered an email of mine. Thank you for continuously uploading. Hope you're doing well.
I’m a big fan of these combo delicacy videos, keep them coming!
If you fill the inside of the celery ravine with peanut butter and then put raisins in the peanut butter, you have ants on a log, which my mom made all the time for me as a kid. It was amazing.
That sounds kinda cool. You have a great mother.
Ive never heard of such a thing!!!Sounds yummy for sure
If you don't like raisins, could you use chocolate chips?
@@Erikmtz2it’s a free country, man
ahhh ok i was wondering what that meant in the comments lol interesting....
maybe later in 2024
Splencelerytastic video, Paul!
I’ve been watching your vids for almost 7 years now and these food ones are always my favorite thanks for the sleep
Rift back at it again with another one of the greatest delicacies in the history of mankind. I’ve noticed that they all involve peanut butter
Peanut Butter vs Everything I guess is next
I'm really glad I watched this video instead of studying for mid terms
nahlij is overaytd
such a random combination, but its so relaxing
Uncle E calming a piece of celery has to be one of the funniest things on this channel
"whats up mothafuckas" "its pickle rift"
You obviously forget him reassuring his coffee machine on its performance and then negotiating compensation
lol @harry6743 i can't remember the coffee one. was that the more recent coffee video I did last year or something
@@EphemeralRift I don't remember which video it was either but there was something about you re-assuring the machine that it's not noisy and getting annoyed over how sensitive it was and wouldn't believe that it was a good device.
Very peculiar, Paul. Two nights ago, my gf and I were just 'winging it' for dinner, so we steamed a bag of veggies, minute rice and I decided to cut up celery to dip in peanut butter to have my protein. Lo and behold... the next day (yesterday), you upload this video. Are we on the same monthly cycle? 🤘🤘
You are the most creative asmrist on the platform
I do celery and peanut butter, and I also do a cream cheese version. Both make great hordavors for parties at a nice price.
In this video you made me feel tingles, feel insane, laugh and many other overwhelmingly positive emotions. What a great video and bravo👏🎉
3 AM here. Opened this video to help myself fall asleep, but ended up asking my mom if we had raw celery to try it with peanut butter. I did and I have to say it's great.
Dude no joke me and my mom were just arguing about Apples and PB vs Celery and PB 😂 you have had many coincidental uploads in my life, ERift
Also I recommend Smuckers All Natural. Ingredients are just peanuts and salt, super healthy and the texture is perfect with celery
Uncle E is starting to resemble Rasputin. Now that would be a relaxing experience!
This guy is rather odd but he sure does deliver some of the most effective asmr out there 🍻
Yes. Asmr with my favourite food and the one food I’m allergic to. What could go wrong
my favorite snack from Corbus after a long day
Hi Uncle E, Ijust wanted to say that your videos are amazing and heart warming and that I love the content, keep it up!
I just love how there are always some running gags and references to other scenes in the rift-verse randomly but constantly re-appearing in his videos, like the C-elery.
I cant remember the first time I had celery and peanut butter only that I like it and never questioned its existence
Literally the celery and peanut butter combo goes hard asl
Clearly and pb is a very common snack item up in Canada, I remember having it several times when I was young, people even have raisins with them.
You should totally make a video of just the vegetables blessings and or other food items
hmmm
So I tingled and laughed all the way through this video. Had a great time! Thank you!
My dad's side has genetic iron deficiency so celery and peanut butter and celery and cream cheese were very common sides. I'm not big on celery, but I'm HUGE on peanut butter.
I was immediately drawn in when Rift was comforting some celery.
Thanks you Uncle E for teaching us celery safety so we don't stain our knifes, tables and clothing
i like the energy of this one
It’s been like 5 years since I saw his video and he’s still same person. I love him :)
This is the best snack
dude i love your videos , they are amazing quality wise , keep it up
22:37 how Rhubarb is made
Dude I literally got that exact bland of celery TODAY as a part of my groceries
Don't come here often but just seeing the title and thumbnail makes me want some Ants on a log
Day one of asking rift to bring back the currency exchange guy
Now that my nearest store has big peanut butter jars, I have to try this.
So apparently, celery on my forehead gives me tingles.
This world is beyond understanding....🤷😂
Next level combo
Magnificent magnetics! Cymatics resounding! RGB - CMYK ; r-y = solar (vibration:horizons) b-m = asteroid belt (vacuum:mirrors). g-c = lunar (shape:ohms). Light is lithospheric. Salt is piezio ele tric. Shape is trauffic. Belts assured geographically in mayan long count. Pangea to growing:expanding EAR'th.
going to find a way to incorporate the word "splendcelerytastic" into my next essay
Have you ever done French Burnt Peanuts? I feel those could make some very good clicky and crunch sounds
Maybe in an older Candy Man video, but... hmm.. not on their own...
Can’t wait for the sequel, carrots and ranch.
"MOM RIFT POSTED"
If this McChicken guy comments I swear😭😂
Totally Ephemeral! And thanks to you my channel has now grown from 12 to 80 subscribers! Yes! I shall add celery and see what happens next. HNY!
celery and pb sounds like a 3 am snack
A few days ago I tried celery and peanut butter to see if my tastebuds changed about evil celery. Nope it was horrible. Now I see this video and I think the celery is haunting me.
lol
This seems quite interesting the taste of celery and peanut butter might be good
I miss TFHS... But your new content is just as great!
Can’t wait until “Celery and peanut butter is great and all, but for me it’s the mcchicken the best fast food sandwich” can’t believe I beat it for once 😂
I think someone needs to check on that account because it’s still not here😳
😂❤❤❤ I looooove peanut butter and celery!!! ...sssh I'm italian, I can't let anyone around here hear me 😅 but I love Paul's spelling even more, it's just splencelerytastic really. 🤓😁😁😁🥰 By the way, that's a bag of celery?!?... Wowza! 😂😂😂 As for the rest of the video... I'm still giggling. Just love the word games and spontaneous creativity. 👍👍👍🥰😘
Chocolate dipped in Sweet Chilli Sauce is quite nice.
Dude, he just knighted the viewer with a celery stick in the language of the Elder Gods. 😂 I snorted I was laughing so much. You are hilarious Paul! You totally should do a video of eating Mexican restaurant salted chips with salsa/pinto bean dip. Since I also love celery/sunflower peanut butter dip, by default, we’re best friends! I look forward to your next videos to come and I send you many blessings Paul!
I walk into this video and see he’s talking to a celery, stick and petting it, I’m interested
I did end up feeling splencelerytastic!!
It would be great if the very soft whispering like the pb and j video was reinvented
I sometimes eat raw onions with peanutbutter
You absolute madlad!
Celery Juice cleanses the Cyst-em.
I can eat Celery and PB for dinner if nobody stops me. I even make sure to have both crunchy and creamy PB so I don’t have to choose. Celery is also very good with cream cheese.
It's a great source of protein. You're just eating roughage and stoppage, simultaneously.. good combination!
America’s iconic combo food
thank you for posting ✨💛
It's not a McChicken and it's not a fluffernutter but it will do
Ants on a Log is the best thing anyone’s ever done with Celery in the history of green stalked vegetation.
22:28 why the cut mid sentence and why is it so smooth
nice sweater, looks good on you
maybe u should rebrand as peanut butter... like maybe a bunch of celery would start formin outta nowhere, because peanut butter is so great you forget about the regular butter
Yes
I never had celery with peanut butter but i like it with cheez whiz
Well it would appear my tastesbuds decide we're.....
FRIENDS
Not to overuse peanut butter, but I am curious on your opinion of fig newtons and peanut butter
genius
The best food is, but the McChicken combination Celery and Peanut butter. The for me is okay.
Bro if rift continues this knife handling im gonna need margaret to reanimate me again
Great video, great relax, great food
I love how when its spelled Celery, we just don't say it like that.
Most people say Celery as (Cell-ary) meanwhile its spelt as Celary (Kell-ary).
Ah English. We don't make sense.
I'd refer to the Corrugated Cardboard Confederation's complete and coherent counter-cacological clue collection for correct pronunciation.
Ah *Humans.
Fixed it for ya ;)
Australians pronounce it as sell-ery
@@EphemeralRift Ah yes, I forgor.
Thanks for fixing the mistake.
Peanut butter + Celery + raisins ❤❤❤
I appreciate the completely wanted grammar mistake in the timestamps
Every time i watch his intro i always think "slen FUCKING tastic" from the literally one time he said it i think lol
I don’t think I’ve ever seen celery as long as yours, Uncle E. (Did things just get weird?) 🙃
You just HAD to make it weird didntcha
@@EphemeralRift"Well, I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it." - Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. 🖤
I love your vids
“These are the cries of the carrots”🥕
I eat peanut butter by itself all the time. If you don't, you're a psychopath ;)
Apple's getting jealous😂
I used to eat celery and peanut butter when I was a kid and I think that’s where my decent into madness started if I were to pinpoint it all
I still like it but now I eat it with vicarious intent
Where the Burguer King guy at?(deliberate insult)
Add some raisins and it becomes ants on a log! Childhood favorite!!
Here before the McChicken man
My mother would love that combo.
I on my side hate the taste of both 😅
How do you hate the taste of peanut butter?? No like I kinda understand but still, I could eat a whole pack of pb with no issues lol
okay but now where's our celery and peanut butter with old bay seasoning?
I feel so conflicted, celery is one of the vegetables I hate the most but I love peanut butter. So many mixed feelings..
True asmr❤
Ahh the Firnd and Seconst ingredients.
I’m early I’m hear before the Mcchicken guy
I love how the only difference is his scripting doesnt include ('se-") and he never says another word with ('se-) in it the entire time
Ah nevermind he says "delicacy"
Otherwise completely normal R̶i̶t̶u̶a̶l̶ video
Have you ever played Escape From Tarkov? Would maybe be a game you’d enjoy I think
No I haven’t