Jason Goes to Hell Part 2 - Phelous
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
- Jason Voorhees, bouncing here and there and into everyone's bodies. A strange slug than be beyond compare, he is the Jason heart soul... thing.
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Originally Released: March 26, 2013
That Superman theme part was fucking hilarious and perfectly put it.
He did take over a reporter, maybe he took over Clark Kent lol
So since, according to this movie, only another Voorhees can kill Jason, does that mean that if every other member of Jason's family got killed, it would have been up to the baby to kill Jason? Friday The Thirteenth Whatever: Jason vs Baby!
Yah this movie is what happens when the original creator who hates what it becomes tries changing it back to what he wants, it ends up turning into this Body Possessing Story.
If you can't figure out which horror movie you want to rip off, just do all of them. At the same time.
Freddy Michael Vorhees reading the Necronomicon.
Snowflame! What are YOU doing here!
Jeffrey Heesch I'd like him to review Jason X. God that movie was hilariously stupid...
Jeffrey Heesch More movies need to ripoff Birdemic. So many movies would be better with kamikaze clipart birds.
oops they missed psycho, texas chainsaw massacre and childs play. what an oversight... actually scratch off childs play.
This movie really disapointed me...I wanted to see Jason slashing is way through hell
Doom?
David Spring Vs. The Devil!
The infuriating thing about these movies is that they are stupid, but not stupid in the *right* ways, how cool would it be to see Jason actually go to hell, killing demons and such, and to see Jason go on a rampage through Manhattan, so many possibilities
So according to the director Duke DID in fact survive and he is getting his own spin-off.
13:08 Yeah. Sure. I totally believe he survived that. Guess the telekinetic girl from Part 7 brought him back to life off-screen.
It's so infuriating that they did not make Jason spread to another body through the mask. I find it more believable that the coroner would just put on the mask, it could have been for the novelty of wearing the iconic feature of a supernatural killer. I would. Better than *EATING THE HEART.*
Not only does it make more sense but the thing that everybody recognize Jason with, his mask, would be on all the switched bodies. I bet it would be a lot cheaper as well.
I recently saw an anime called _Jojo's Bizarre Adventure_ and it's about vampires that spread by putting a mask on humans. Maybe because I saw that anime the idea sounds better but the makers of this movie really should have focused on the most noticeable thing of the "Friday the 13th" series. (the mask)
+extragirth64 What's actually funny is they did do that in the book series (at least a few of them. I read Road Trip where that happened and it seems to have happened in at least a couple other books. Looking them up though, they all came out 1994 and on, so I guess they went "Man, the heart? What the hell was up with that. Lets have the MASK possess people. And what was fun was it possessed and transformed them, getting them nice and huge unlike how in this movie they were all just the same except with the reflection.
Would you really wear that mask that's been worn for over 10 years and covered in blood on the inside from exposed tissue and bone matter? Seems kinda gross if you ask me, but yeah that would've been a good idea.
There's actually a novel loosely based off the Friday franchise with the plot being that teens find Jason's old hockey mask and begin killing people once they wear it. Very similar to your thesis.
Jesse Flores
Yes, I would be tempted to wear the mask. It's a supernatural killer, when will the opportunity turn up again?
I guess you have a good point there, but I might too....
Jesse Flores what book series was it?
Forget the mask, how the hell was he reborn in those torn up clothes?
You know when Jason became a zombie in Part 6, that at least made some sense given the guy was hung and stabbed multiple times. This just goes off the rails into a coked out trip.
So Jason is a Saiyan from DBZ? He's defeated, but then becomes stronger. He should be Super Saiyan God levels of strong now.
Noah Downs Yeah, pretty much.
+Noah Downs Well, not really. Zenkai boost only counts for a bit. By now he'd still lose to Nappa.
Nerd violence.
8:05
I kinda like the "I got a shotgun" bit...
I say that now every time I play Xbox and get a shot gun. Dammit Phelous your sayings are too catchy!
+Max Mustermann I believe that was taken from one version of cast introduction scene in the 1996 game, 'Resident Evil' ("one version" in that the scene had two different recordings and the music was repeatedly changed).
Love it
It's fkin hilarious every single time lol
"Chris Redfield"
Jason is the killer Superman! Or just Man of Steel Superman I guess. : P
I almost cried that was hilarious XD
Oh come on!
I'm so glad that this abomination of a movie isn't considered cannon...
10:20 Actually, Jason's very first words where in FRIDAY THE 13TH 8 when he's in the sewer and he sees the toxic waste coming at him and he says,"Mommy...mommy, help me!"
still putting it in the baby book.^^
Next to baby’s first hockey mask. 😊
This movie is so tone-deaf that that Superman theme kinda fits.
It makes sense that Jason is a Kraang because honestly that's a better explanation than what the movie gave us.
Edgardo Peregrino A crazy Kraang.
Who else thinks that the slug creature was just a deadite impersonating Jason?
makes sense considering the Necronomicon was involved.
I’ll buy that.
Jason is actually canonically a Deadite, so the rules are kind of loose with him.
The best part of this movie- the ending
Freedy Micheal Voorhees will be the new DLC character in Mortal Kombat X.
Do you have proof
No just Jason but LeatherFace is in Kombat pack two
Well Creighton Duke is Mr. X from the X-Files. So course he'd know all this.
So if you have to destroy the heart, why did the heart have to be eaten for Jason to be possessed, since that is destroying the heart. Also, after he possesses another person, how exactly does that work now because it isn't his heart, it's the person he is controlling. Also, why would it kill him if he is now a demonic slug? Also...why did he turn into a demonic slug in the first place? Why wasn't he like that before he got blown to smithereens? If Jason could talk, and make himself seem like the person he was controlling, why was he silent and murderous every other time? Why not simply control the boyfriend and then get to a point where you could kiss her and then go inside her mouth? If you don't need them alive, why not just kill one of your relatives then and revive yourself....though this could actually be a good plot element in that he needed a living relative to be fully reborn which is why he returned as a zombie but given all these other plot holes, that clearly isn't the case. Man, I really want to know the thought process for this movie and how they let all this slide. It's a horror movie, it doesn't have to be well thought out but that doesn't mean you can have such glaring plot holes that make most of the movie pointless.
I actually liked "Friday the 13th: The Series". Sure it had nothing to do with the movies but it had a lot of really good stories of their own especially for a syndicated 80's series. :)
***** Yeah, I mean it had it's really bad or unintentionally funny moments (like in the season one episode with the cursed glove when Miki and Ryan are racing to save Jack and, because he had their car, they show up on bikes :) but overall it was pretty good and some of the curses were really clever.
I especially liked the season three episode "Long Road Home" which had a very 80's "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" vibe to it.
I kind of felt the way they wrote Ryan out was a bit gutless given the risk and death the series always had going on. It probably would've been more powerful to kill him off but I guess maybe they wanted to leave the door open for him to come back.
+Chris McWilliams The series was great with a fair amount of memorable episodes. Was quite glad when all the seasons were released on DVD. :)
RydiaXizos Me too. :)
PRHILL9696 Yeah, I liked the idea for the show and they did some cool things given the time period and the budget.
I kinda like the part in this film where the end credits came up and the lights came on. Yes, me and my girlfriend and 2 other people left the theatre feeling very depressed and at a loss as to why someone would give Adam Marcus money to make this pile of shit.
I can totally see Jason X as a Power Ranger villain XD
that would be awesome.
Jake Bryant I want to see Jason X become a giant monster that fights the power rangers robot
Reminds me of that tome the scooby gang went to crystal lake.
Velma was the only survivor....and had sex with the killer....who was an old man.
Robot chicken was/is weird
The have Drakkon now,he might as well be Jason voorhees.
So...Jason in this film is basically a rip-off of the villain of The Hidden - a much, much better film.
Ken Shinn "I want this car. I need the keys. Thank you. Bye."
Hard to believe the director of The Hidden also brought us Nightmare on Elm Street 2 -- arguably the worst NOES sequel.
Compared to 5, 6, and the reboot? Yeah, I'll take part 2 over those ANY day. Even over 4.
@@mrmusickhimself um no. Your comment is stupid.
@@mrmusickhimself Nahh, DreamChild and Freddy's dead are waaaaaay worse
Freddy Michael Voorhees. Nice. However a better combo would have Micheal and Jason duke it out, psycho silent killer vs undead silent killer.
I really wanted Creighton Duke to become a playable character in Friday the 13th: The Game. Like Tommy Jarvis, he could have been used to defeat Jason.
I'm still waiting for "Freddy vs Jason vs Michael". XD
the heart, Vorhees, you must attack the heart!
at the end I thought Freddy Michael Voorhees was going to do a musical number
Could you review Things? It's a 1980s Canadian horror film made by three incompetent drunkards who saw Evil Dead once on TV.
@08:04-08:06
"I Got A Shotgun!!!!"
13:57 - "I... I know everything! I AM everything!"
13:08 What was with the DUKEY! Line?
Phelous excellent review as always! Turing the shot upside down at the end was genius!!!!!
Wait, there was a Firday the 13th series... without JasoN???
The Krang Style Jason... hilarious! Great Work as ALWAYS!
go go power jason!
yeah he could probably take out all evil by himself.
10:24 Oh Phelous, that's not a baby book, that's Ghostbusters II the movie starring The Real Ghostbusters!
Phelan have you ever considered doing a Friday the 13th film with the Cinema Snob since he's getting to the more... interesting movies in his reviews
"I must go now. My planet needs me."
lol
I would like to see you and nostalgia critic review the Of Chucky trilogy.
Since you guys already did the Child's Play Trilogy.
Also every thing you said about this movie was Priceless
Freddy Michael Voorhees died on the way to his home planet.
so from what I gather, Jason has become M. bison in this movie. possessing bodies, supernatural powers, burning up host bodies after using his abilities, you can even argue his getting stronger after taking damage is like him going "final bison".
What is it with 90's horror movies and the "person being dramatically thrown through a window" scenes?
Thank God that Freddy vs Jason and Jason X got rid of the absolutely stupid slug thing
3:01 - 3:05 is that a rendering issue?
3:03 - Glitch?
Either way, this is a really crazy and senseless movie.
8:23 I remember the first time I watched this movie and saw that part, I had to stop it because I was laughing so hard.
Considering you used an audio clip from Raptor in your Octopus 2 review, will you review that film too? (I am obviously referring to Raptor e_e)
Gojira Gigantis I have no plans to review Raptor, sorry.
+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous is there any chance you'll do some British horror films like Severance? I'd love to see you rip that apart.
raptor is actually part of the Carnosaur series there all shit
This movie is silly.
I would pay to see Freddy Michael Voorhees in a movie!😂
From what I've read Jason's dad was apparently considered to be in the film which I honestly would have found to far more interesting.
so he couldn't use the superman theme on "man's best friend" but he did here? that doesn't make any sense.
SHUT UP
am i telling myself to shut up? is this a reference or...
SHUT UP
Someone has a multiple personality disorder. I'll say. I agree. Thanks guys!
Dragon empress RUclips commenters are de craziest peoples! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!
Freddy-Michael Voorhees tho.
Also, Phelous spotted at the mirror at 17:40. XD
great review Phelous! This is defiantly one of my all time favorite reviews from you. You really give this movie the ass beating it deserves. Just like you said, how could they possibly screw up a Friday he 13th movie this bad.
Really glad _Ash vs Evil Dead_ destroyed any potential canonicity propelled by the Necronomicon's appearance in this film.
Also, if Jason could talk and behave like a normal person while in his host body, why did he go around acting like a blood-thirsty psychopath the whole time? Seems like he could have accomplished his goal a whole lot sooner.
you think its jason takeing over hell would be the movie but nope
What next Jason vs Freddy vs Ash from Evil Dead the comic.
Nope. Michael vs Jason is rumored to be made.
I hope so
I would kill for the Freddy vs. Jason v.s Ash movie to get made. I'd also enjoy Freddy vs. Jason vs. Michael.
I would pay SO much money to see Ash from the Evil Dead franchise take on Freddy Krueger
I genuinely think the only reason they did this was so someone could film their reverse cooterburster fetish.
Jason Goes To Hell is enjoyable to me as it explains how Jason can keep coming back that doesn't rely on a plot convenient lightning strike and allows him to keep coming back as he isn't really human anymore and has become a monster who will use his own family to be reborn, showing how far his has fallen given he cared for his mother and even avenged her death! Sure its BAT $HIT insanity but it works for a slasher film franchise and the characters are mostly likeable! Also the Necronomicon cameo was a nice touch as presumably explains how Jason got his body swapping powers and the Freddy VS Jason VS Ash comics revealed Pamela used it to resurrect Jason when he drowned as a child, thus explaining his ability to come back again and again! Also would explain why he turned into that demonic slug thing!
*The following is the option of a talking salty SEAGULL who shows up from time to time in my posts!*
[Earl the Salty SEAGULL:] "Phelous should really do a review of JASON X as that movie is even more insane than JASON GOES TO HELL (though not as crazy as when the Leprechaun franchise did it)! Besides at least JASON GOES TO HELL actually has him going there, sets up Freddy VS Jason, and the FBI SWATING JASON was a nice treat as usually they either don't believe a potentially supernatural slasher killer exists, just incompetent, and/or local ones get killed early on (sure the local cops were still pretty useless but that's par for the course for local law enforcement around camp crystal lake)! Also JASON GOES TO HELL is definitely better than that time he went to Manhattan during which he was literally killing time on the boat trip there! Again he actually goes to hell in this and one could argue he's already a kind of hellspawn given the Necronomicon and his slug form! Besides him wanting to possess his sister and then his niece to be reborn isn't the same thing as Michael's fixation on his sister as he just wants to kill her! Also Jason does have a sixth sense when it comes to teenagers banging which I assume is part of Pamela's little resurrection spell or something Jason picked up while reading the Necronomicon cause it belonged to his beloved mother! Though I do agree with Phelous that Jason resurrecting in his sister's body probably would have made more sense (but with the hockey mask, zombified appearance, and super strength)! Also I found the Friday the 13th the series connection with the actor who played the main protagonist (aka the final dude cause he was the only main guy to survive) to be kinda neat even though the series and the film itself have nothing in common besides the name and horror elements! At least this film is better than most modern day outings and the main characters aren't unlikable douche bags you want to see die (Duke gave me some Captain Ahab vibes due to the lengths he went to to put an end to Jason and him being killed by Jason in the end)! Also Jason's body swapping was a nice change of pace and I really wish they would have done more with it, like Jason planning to use it to restore not only himself, but his mother to life using his surviving blood relatives to resurrect them instead of his usual just kill people cause he's an supernatural slasher who hates it when young people bone!"
This sounds awfully like the Chucky franchise...
I used to like this movie and rented it often. looking back, I have no idea why!
So it's Friday the 13th meets Evil Dead meets The Hidden. And how does Duke know all those things? Because he's a Magic Black Man!
Other than the Necronomicon ex-Mortis, there's also the crate from Creepshow and the jungle gym from The Birds
13:07!
Why does this edit make me laugh so much!? It's funny as hell.
Jason the Superman noone asked for but Everyone needed!
11:52 dude the more times you use the Kool Aid Man voice the funnier it gets
Do more friday the 13th
Using Superman theme... 🤣🤣🤣😵😵💀💀 I’m fuckin’ dead.
In the movie's defense Randy was a pretty dimwitted cop, so Steven managing to disarm him even with broken fingers, isn't totally outside the realm of possibility.
No "rape horn" at 11:45 ? I mean, she was dead, but...doesn't that still count?
@@darthkai8242
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I laughed so fucking much at your reaction to the slug
This was directed by the guy who wrote Texas Chainsaw 3D
This song in the end is the worst thing I've ever heard, seriously
When I saw the title... I figured the movie would be about Jason in hell.
this is an awesome review XD
One of the great Friday reviews on this platform
I guess in a way, it'd make sense that shooting Jason's host(?) wouldn't be the end of it if you think of his possession as more of ethereal puppeteering. The super strength still doesn't make sense, though.
Did they ever thought of not making the bars so wide in these movie prisons?
i like jason goes to hell its a gulity plessure of mine
Voorhees a jolly good fellow for which nobody can denie!😂
Well, now that you put this idea in my head, I want to see a movie where an evil entity needs to retrieve his shattered soul that was hidden in our world, held by three powerful beings who spree murder frivolous teenagers in order to appease the Gods who created us. It will be a trilogy, the first movie will focus on Michael Myers, who gets possessed by the entity and not only will kill everyone, but also needs to be stopped before fusing with Jason and Freddy Krueger, otherwise he'll achieve true immortality and destroy our universe...
This movie is so much more enjoyable with the superman theme.
Please do a review on Freddy vs. Jason!!!!
3:35 Wow, for a single mother working as a camp cook, Mrs. Voorhees had quite the pad!
wait so because of the newline retcon. jason died from the drowning was brought back by the book of the dead then his mom died then he ran around killing people for a few years then got blown up by the military then soul hoped for a few days got his body back then got sent to hell by his sister then got brought back by freddy then he fights freddy then he gets kidnapped by the military then gets frozen for a thousand years then he gets taken to space and then he becomes a cyborg then he goes to earth two and continues to kill people?, the timeline forged by jason goes to hell is even worse then the thorn trilogy timeline from the halloween series
I always thought the title 'Jason goes to Hell' was about Jason being literally in Hell, my expectations were definitelly subverted.
I didn't realise this was a Gummi bear crossover with Kraang XD
*and that's the story of evil superman and the shotgun*
When the guy's being dragged in by the dirt demons, it's always bothered me that she pauses before helping him. Like, she was considering just letting him get sucked into Hell. And there's no reason. She has to know he didn't kill her mother, so there's no indication he's done anything to deserve it. And afterwards, they're all walking into the sunset with their baby. Like, what the fuck?!
03:30 I think it should be much more than 13 years later, the timeline of the series is weird - like Part II is set 5 years after the original so in 1984 and Tommy ages several years between 4 and 6, even though they came out like 2 years apart..
3:02 Uh...anybody notice that glitch?
Yep!
You've used snippets of the song of unhealing over the years but you've never mentioned it once. I once thought that maybe it was leading up to something but alas nothing. I don't really know where i was going with this.
Phelous review is by far my favorite review of this film. Way too many people try to justify it or play it down. Phelous tears it apart which is so cathartic. F this movie lol
Dukie is X from the X files.
13:32 A valiant attempt ( for a bit at least) to make Jason X cool.
Stop being likable friday the 13th the series all 90s slasher characters are supposed to be annoying.
Nice review, are you planning on doing a review of Jason X next?
Even though this movie sucks I wouldn't mind seeing a Cragton Duke prequel movie
If nothing else Jason X is at least a fun flick to watch in comparison to JGTH.
Well, Lord Zedd have always looked like jason
I love the Gummy Bears theme song reference in the description! :)
one of the greatest cartoon theme songs of all time haha