Clueless White Guy Orders in Perfect Chinese, Shocks Patrons and Staff

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @xiaomanyc
    @xiaomanyc  4 года назад +31039

    Want to learn fluent Chinese like me? Check out my Chinese course ‘’Street-Smart Chinese’’: www.streetsmartlanguages.com/chinese

  • @hnnhplmr95
    @hnnhplmr95 4 года назад +31832

    I love watching people soften when you start speaking their language, it really shows how much culture can mean to people

    • @stanleyjiang2244
      @stanleyjiang2244 4 года назад +1585

      They truly get more comfortable when they know someone has experienced their language/culture

    • @spongebobmiscellaneous
      @spongebobmiscellaneous 4 года назад +705

      @Iceman 19 I sense a racial argument coming and I’m going to put and end to it before it can start.

    • @rizkiagustian7640
      @rizkiagustian7640 4 года назад +578

      @Iceman 19 If you couldn't care less, you wouldn't have replied to the guy stating that "you couldn't care less". You would have just ignored the notification of that person's reply and went on with your day. The fact that you decided to spend some minutes of your time to write up a reply and stating how "truth hurts" which is you wanting people to know a view that you have, strongly indicates that you do actually care. You hope that making a statement of "truth hurts" which implies that the guy is lesser than you because he "avoids the truth" would provoke him further because you want to sound smart and draw attention to that smartness. You're basically a little bitch of an attention whore who claims not to be one just to sound cool. You probably love reading your own comments and marvel at how enlightened they look to you. Sad little creature.

    • @riowall6956
      @riowall6956 4 года назад +237

      @@rizkiagustian7640 now this made me smile

    • @TsunayoshiSawadaTenth
      @TsunayoshiSawadaTenth 4 года назад +213

      @@rizkiagustian7640 Damn, his name is Ice Man. We’ll he’s gonna need a lot of that after the burn you just inflicted on him 🤣

  • @incorrectbeans
    @incorrectbeans 4 года назад +375432

    This is like the nerd version of flexing your muscles at the beach.

    • @neftali704
      @neftali704 4 года назад +6596

      Chungus Karbunkel very good comment

    • @ferdi_yt
      @ferdi_yt 4 года назад +3494

      Made Ma day bro hahaha

    • @tiagolince1262
      @tiagolince1262 4 года назад +1200

      Funny?

    • @AP-iz1lc
      @AP-iz1lc 4 года назад +554

      Chungus Karbunkel like joey salads

    • @SCP_Void_7274
      @SCP_Void_7274 4 года назад +390

      What can I say except YES

  • @snappy_.
    @snappy_. 3 года назад +20063

    I can’t tell if I’m more impressed by his fluent Chinese or his effortless small talk with all these nice people.

    • @Harry_Blotter
      @Harry_Blotter 3 года назад +528

      I learned Spanish for the last year and a half and it's so wild how easy it is to start up a conversation if you know someone's native language. I think the novelty factor is what really drives it

    • @GEMfanatica
      @GEMfanatica 3 года назад +33

      Neither, 1 billion people speaks Chinese in the world

    • @kidnamedfinger8565
      @kidnamedfinger8565 3 года назад +184

      You should be super impressed by the Chinese. It’s a very hard language.

    • @osmomosis9216
      @osmomosis9216 3 года назад +28

      @@GEMfanatica Actually, more, but yea its at least a billion. and im proud to be one of them

    • @wspitsaddisone9584
      @wspitsaddisone9584 3 года назад +17

      Im impressed by both

  • @connor7162
    @connor7162 9 месяцев назад +863

    I know these videos are all about the reactions but I love the anticlimax of the waiter not giving a damn that he kept jumping into mandarin 😂

    • @rams812
      @rams812 3 месяца назад +14

      Why would they care, they can speak it too…(hahaha yeah I’m just being a troll)

    • @gigi9301
      @gigi9301 2 месяца назад

      @@rams812 Clearly. Like, nobody wants to go there anymore they charge over 300 bucks for the whoop dee doo to visit for what? It's a gross place and off my "to do" list Bye bye china ; oh go ahead and keep making cheap crap

    • @saff2-k2c
      @saff2-k2c 2 месяца назад +15

      the real reason is because he takes up too much of the waiter's time. As he speaks Mandarin well (and Cantonese too), very likely he does not need briefing about the varieties there; instead, should ask the waiter to come back later when he is ready to order.

    • @AppalachianMountaineer1863
      @AppalachianMountaineer1863 Месяц назад +4

      I feel like as time continues on it’s less and less impressive people can speak other languages. So many people already speak English and so many people are learning other languages I don’t think most people really even bat an eye to other races and nationalities speaking different languages especially in big cities

    • @gigi9301
      @gigi9301 Месяц назад +6

      @@AppalachianMountaineer1863 I live in the Denver area and half of the drivers here cant'(won't) speak english. Actually one guy refused to say hello or anything, but when I was exiting the vehicle he said, "TIP". Interesting; I did tip him through the app in USD of course but it's very ridiculous to live in another country, work there, and not even have basic language skills of that country.

  • @EthnHDmlle
    @EthnHDmlle 5 лет назад +45466

    Can’t wait to see “clueless white guy joins Chinese street gang”

    • @LostFelidae
      @LostFelidae 5 лет назад +1326

      Sounds like a legit plan for reducing calorie intake..

    • @razistheworst
      @razistheworst 5 лет назад +1026

      Thats a great way to reduce fat and become a most wanted by the police for being a translator to a gang!

    • @yanni2737
      @yanni2737 5 лет назад +76

      😂😂😂😂

    • @savannahrose4447
      @savannahrose4447 5 лет назад +46

      Ethan Harper LOOOOL

    • @IrishAnnie
      @IrishAnnie 5 лет назад +21

      Lol!!!!

  • @yeafoo7473
    @yeafoo7473 2 года назад +16316

    He’s like a lawyer that already knows he won the case but he just lets everyone think he has no chance lmao

  • @TalkS1ck3
    @TalkS1ck3 3 года назад +19874

    One thing I’ve learned from his videos is that seeing a white man speaking perfect mandarin in China town is equivalent to seeing a unicorn

    • @genxho8430
      @genxho8430 3 года назад +233

      I would get surprise if white people or anyone that's not Thai, speak Thai Infront of me

    • @muhaimin6014
      @muhaimin6014 3 года назад +72

      @Athynx Lol, that was a nice one

    • @muhaimin6014
      @muhaimin6014 3 года назад +17

      @Athynx oh lol

    • @eduluiz8
      @eduluiz8 3 года назад +187

      @@genxho8430 I think that unlike people that speaks english or maybe spanish, everyone gets surprised when see someone from another country that knows your mother language. I would be very surprised if I find someone speaking portuguese in another country

    • @MariaSilva-hd1vz
      @MariaSilva-hd1vz 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😘

  • @judimardula8685
    @judimardula8685 9 месяцев назад +151

    When I was in China with a tour group, we were warned that as individuals we could be approached by individuals wishing to to practice English. This happened to me as I was walking alone and we had a wonderful conversation. The gentleman offered to buy me a cup of tea but I had to get back to the ship. Others were taken to homes and had a wonderful time. So glad we were given a head up.

  • @samrae_wp5568
    @samrae_wp5568 4 года назад +116830

    This is how white moms feel at Taco Bell when they say “gracias”

  • @Condom01
    @Condom01 4 года назад +12254

    I like when someone turns over like “Da fuq.”

    • @PK-so2yr
      @PK-so2yr 4 года назад +121

      I love your name 😏😏

    • @lollipop96537
      @lollipop96537 4 года назад +85

      Your name and profile picture-

    • @vapingkiwicat2565
      @vapingkiwicat2565 4 года назад +28

      Dah phuq

    • @reynakondaveeti8346
      @reynakondaveeti8346 4 года назад +20

      Yeah lol they’re so confused it’s hilarious

    • @woolfy02
      @woolfy02 4 года назад +6

      Inssssaaaaannnnnnneeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!111111

  • @skylabrown5597
    @skylabrown5597 4 года назад +3446

    That old couple in the back at the first restaurant looked like they were ready to adopt you. 🤣 I’ve never seen so much adoration in someone’s eyes before

    • @yaasgurl6544
      @yaasgurl6544 4 года назад +17

      How you know they a couple

    • @skylabrown5597
      @skylabrown5597 4 года назад +100

      @monika brown Does it really matter if they are or not? Do you personally know them? 🤣 I don’t think I’m offending anyone by assuming, so what If they’re together or just a pair of friends hanging out for lunch.

    • @yiumyoumsan6997
      @yiumyoumsan6997 4 года назад +12

      @@skylabrown5597 Chill

    • @jonsena6yearsagoand949
      @jonsena6yearsagoand949 4 года назад +15

      @@skylabrown5597 You right, it doesn't matter if they are or aren't a couple. But just like what the guy above me said, cool down.

    • @marko514
      @marko514 4 года назад +6

      That face of the man @2:40.. I can't help myself, but thinking of "YEAH BOI MEME" hahahaha

  • @matthewreilly7153
    @matthewreilly7153 9 месяцев назад +129

    I love this. So respectful to their tradition and heritage. I love the reactions. Good job

  • @samuelbogaert1944
    @samuelbogaert1944 3 года назад +5794

    This guy makes friends in less then a minute.

  • @bendingbananas6540
    @bendingbananas6540 4 года назад +8066

    it'd be funny if one of the waiters were actually native born American and didn't speak mandarin at all lol

    • @waywrong9995
      @waywrong9995 4 года назад +26

      oof

    • @fairlywren3664
      @fairlywren3664 4 года назад +203

      Why I don't speak Japanese when I get Sushi

    • @pedrosilvaproductions
      @pedrosilvaproductions 4 года назад +425

      @@fairlywren3664 me neither. I tend to avoid that to save myself the embarassement
      Also because I dont speak japanese

    • @henleyindo
      @henleyindo 4 года назад +1

      yess

    • @metalheadblues
      @metalheadblues 4 года назад +17

      That happened and he usually leaves

  • @addison2282
    @addison2282 3 года назад +12616

    Him being able to speak fluent mandarin is very impressive, but the amount of food he was able to eat is even more impressive.

    • @tamilol5367
      @tamilol5367 3 года назад +103

      IKR I could never-

    • @Exinith
      @Exinith 3 года назад +97

      Give me that food and 2 hours and boom

    • @天使黒見
      @天使黒見 3 года назад +19

      IKR I COULD NEVER

    • @callme1x591
      @callme1x591 3 года назад +19

      The food is literally why I clicked on 😂😂

    • @parachutenova3346
      @parachutenova3346 3 года назад +2

      Watch matt stonie

  • @habercar
    @habercar 9 месяцев назад +117

    To see the joy in their faces when you speak their language is awesome. Good for you!

    • @zombiebotz
      @zombiebotz Месяц назад

      Shouldn't they have joy whether he speaks their language or not?

    • @tylerxoxo7357
      @tylerxoxo7357 9 дней назад

      @@zombiebotzhe is just saying it’s a really cool moment of bonding and camaraderie between the two

  • @liberationpocket6435
    @liberationpocket6435 5 лет назад +135969

    White guy: **starts speaking mandarin*
    Asian guy: "Dude I'm from New Jersey"

  • @Rudy97
    @Rudy97 5 лет назад +14012

    He just goes around eating and flexing his language skills

    • @H3arts444hxrrxr
      @H3arts444hxrrxr 5 лет назад +266

      Martin
      I wanna be like this 😂

    • @grandmuthur
      @grandmuthur 5 лет назад +56

      Eats language skills

    • @ssrb0101
      @ssrb0101 5 лет назад +16

      reminds me of laoshu

    • @dieu1403
      @dieu1403 5 лет назад +11

      Mark Estrada exactly what I was thinking, I got this in my recommendations cuz of Daily Dose of Internet

    • @Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027
      @Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027 5 лет назад +5

      and BANKING $$$$

  • @malib02
    @malib02 5 лет назад +1827

    Love how after he starts speaking Mandarin everyone gets like a huge smile, like ok bro you're cool...LOL

    • @Brandon11746
      @Brandon11746 5 лет назад +26

      lol yep. they really respect that.

    • @frost214ify
      @frost214ify 5 лет назад +22

      I always think it’s really cool when people walk into a culture, and have respect for it like this. Brings a smile to my face. It’s actually why I don’t travel, because I’d feel like a DICK not really, synergizing with any of the people.

    • @aminabesmilin4691
      @aminabesmilin4691 5 лет назад +3

      Roger E. Mclean yes I get that too! I’m a black woman who speaks Spanish & a lot of people their reactions are priceless! It sure makes up for the people who get butt hurt and want to treat you shitty; like the guy with the gf... I’ve had a lot of reactions like that... sometimes they will say racist things to you (using older words) so that you’re not familiar with it.

    • @redphoenix9468
      @redphoenix9468 5 лет назад +2

      Amina Be'Smilin some blac have spanish slavery roots so they were forced to learned it sadly then they synchronized with the culture

    • @aminabesmilin4691
      @aminabesmilin4691 5 лет назад

      Young Syrup but that shouldn’t offend someone. 🤦🏾‍♀️ that’s what I don’t understand, it should make you happy that someone wants to learn about you & your culture.. right?? Or am I tripping? Lol maybe I’m the one with a problem, cause all I want is peace and happiness for everyone.. But it sucks because when we feel insulted, we have to clap back. Lol

  • @jayzepickle6637
    @jayzepickle6637 8 месяцев назад +34

    One of my favorite things when I was beginning to learn Manderin as a non-chinese person in the US was using it at a chinese shop. I didnt speak it too well, but the shop keeper was always so supportive and excited when I tried. I love how supportive people are!

  • @jimmerseiber
    @jimmerseiber 3 года назад +1769

    I like the lady in the red shirt who almost didn't even realize. She just said uhuh haha

    • @Gotobar
      @Gotobar 3 года назад +16

      She did seem really nice

    • @erekalucille-bird1992
      @erekalucille-bird1992 3 года назад +16

      you can tell she’s had it up to HERE with life. she doesn’t get fazed 😂

  • @RobinFlysHigh
    @RobinFlysHigh 5 лет назад +32504

    This guy studied for 10 years just to be able to see people go 😯 ahahaha

  • @asafimc
    @asafimc 5 лет назад +10606

    Him: talks in perfect mandarin
    People in the background: wait, that's illegal

    • @34lokos
      @34lokos 5 лет назад +282

      asafimc people in background: you weren’t supposed to do that

    • @swift2677
      @swift2677 5 лет назад +5

      That meme never gets old

    • @eqhsw3979
      @eqhsw3979 5 лет назад +6

      Wait thats illegal get him

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 5 лет назад +1

      asafimc lmfaooo

    • @lemoncardboard4877
      @lemoncardboard4877 5 лет назад +1

      SPEAKS *M O N G O L I A N*

  • @DMC88mph
    @DMC88mph 4 месяца назад +13

    It just makes them SO happy. I'm watching what's essentially the same video/scenario over and over. And the only reason is the joy on their faces.

  • @ПОКАВСЕМ-э6р
    @ПОКАВСЕМ-э6р 4 года назад +18949

    man: *speaks chinese*
    the people in the restaraunt: impossible.

    • @petragoveia1520
      @petragoveia1520 4 года назад +271

      You mean : B-BAKANA!
      I'm sorry I was watching JoJo when I posted that

    • @sorrenzz3610
      @sorrenzz3610 4 года назад +360

      @@petragoveia1520 except that is japanese

    • @wupper9173
      @wupper9173 4 года назад +42

      Japanese lmap

    • @pudimy
      @pudimy 4 года назад +63

      @@petragoveia1520 this is japanese bro

    • @h3llh0undm0bile2
      @h3llh0undm0bile2 4 года назад +19

      You mean Mandarin?

  • @markodgers2091
    @markodgers2091 5 лет назад +71841

    The boyfriend wasn't too happy that you impressed his girl.

    • @Myusernameistakenwtf
      @Myusernameistakenwtf 5 лет назад +2548

      In his defense I think he just didn't want to stare. Lol. After all he did say his Chinese is really good

    • @ds2985
      @ds2985 5 лет назад +625

      Yea lets go we're leaving lol

    • @exzobree9158
      @exzobree9158 5 лет назад +1222

      Boyfriend: i don't want my girlfriend to be near with this mr-steal-yo-girl guy.

    • @AL.N-music
      @AL.N-music 5 лет назад +113

      ikr

    • @johnowen7302
      @johnowen7302 5 лет назад +266

      Init bro he was instantly pissed

  • @TheClassyArchitect
    @TheClassyArchitect 3 года назад +8106

    The coolest part about these videos is how barriers instantly go down when you can speak to someone in their native language.

    • @vincentdreemurr
      @vincentdreemurr 3 года назад +162

      @@heartwithreason and if you talk to me in my language, I'll ignore you because I never learnt my own language

    • @I_Eat_Lemons
      @I_Eat_Lemons 3 года назад +32

      @@heartwithreason Bruh there ain't no way I'm learning my language any time soon that shit sounds so difficult.

    • @dustin_echoes
      @dustin_echoes 3 года назад +9

      Idk man never happened to me when I spoke English.

    • @TomorrowWeLive
      @TomorrowWeLive 3 года назад

      @@vincentdreemurr what is your language?

    • @TomorrowWeLive
      @TomorrowWeLive 3 года назад

      @@I_Eat_Lemons what is it?

  • @humanwithoutA_sleepschedule
    @humanwithoutA_sleepschedule Месяц назад +88

    0:10 when did you name urself ‘small horse’😭😭

    • @strawberrypie1010
      @strawberrypie1010 Месяц назад

      His yt name is xiaomanyc

    • @SaltyWit-em2nn
      @SaltyWit-em2nn Месяц назад +6

      IS THAT WAHT THAT MEANS????? 😭😭😭😭

    • @redsun7365
      @redsun7365 25 дней назад +6

      @@SaltyWit-em2nnin a lot of American high school mandarin books they use scenarios with characters to help students learn. One of the more popular characters is Xiaoma so I suppose he just took it from there

    • @JelloFluoride
      @JelloFluoride 22 дня назад +1

      ​@@SaltyWit-em2nnI DON'T KNOW

    • @procgne
      @procgne 12 дней назад

      I NOTICED THAT TOO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 小马

  • @scarlettem.z.7988
    @scarlettem.z.7988 4 года назад +3983

    Waitress: *sees white guy* Hands him a fork
    Him: CHOPSTICKS

    • @jadenviado6419
      @jadenviado6419 4 года назад +49

      I SEE EVERYTHING... MY EYE!! YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO REGENERATE THAT?!?

    • @norange7903
      @norange7903 4 года назад +72

      Him: _You undersestimate my power._

    • @macsh6434
      @macsh6434 4 года назад +27

      In her defense; she may have done this because he never reached for the chopsticks that where right in front of him. Also he himself titled his own video "Clueless White Guy". 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 4 года назад

      I see nothing wrong with handing out old chinese invention...

    • @scarlettem.z.7988
      @scarlettem.z.7988 4 года назад +1

      @@macsh6434 True

  • @allen604
    @allen604 4 года назад +5790

    I'm the opposite of this guy,
    "locals are shocked how badly Chinese person speaks Chinese."

    • @DrDirtNips
      @DrDirtNips 4 года назад +44

      I'm still learning to speak English!!!!!!!!!

    • @nagarajuchukkala9538
      @nagarajuchukkala9538 4 года назад +18

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Eineus
      @Eineus 4 года назад +109

      As a chinese person who lives in a household that primarily speaks english, I feel you man. My chinese is only good for ordering food lol.

    • @egthatyoutubes8094
      @egthatyoutubes8094 4 года назад +6

      THAT
      thAT is me

    • @kavin_kumar
      @kavin_kumar 4 года назад +4

      Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SpagettyLettuce
    @SpagettyLettuce 3 года назад +3053

    love how this man casually sacrifices his stomach capacity for our entertainment purposes

    • @popcorn8153
      @popcorn8153 3 года назад +86

      its Chinese food, he is only gaining deliciousness

    • @imsomeone922
      @imsomeone922 3 года назад +9

      THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS COME! PREPARE. WORK THE WORK OF RIGHTEOUSNESS, AND BELIEVE ON THE NAME OF YASHUA THE MESSIAH. EVERY PERSON WILL BE REWARDED ACCORDING TO HIS OR HER WORKS!
      {John 3:16 KJV} "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
      HalleluYAH!

    • @animeclipx111
      @animeclipx111 3 года назад +13

      @@imsomeone922 Sorry this ain't a religious video

    • @kunnonpoika1883
      @kunnonpoika1883 3 года назад +21

      @@imsomeone922 Smoke meth, hail satan ✌🏻

    • @palletbitch
      @palletbitch 3 года назад

      I'm sure he knows what he is ordering

  • @solraca8622
    @solraca8622 3 года назад +8083

    People just appreciate someone who isn't from where they're from speaking their language and respecting their culture. This is natural.

    • @wfuduke
      @wfuduke 3 года назад +78

      But the catch here is that he goes in on an ego trip. And then gets gratification from surprising them. Its the old Gaijin can speak our hard language rush. Same in Japanese. Russians could care less.

    • @wfuduke
      @wfuduke 3 года назад

      @Gravity SIave I know what you mean.

    • @pranavi1949
      @pranavi1949 3 года назад +20

      @@wfuduke Sometimes yeah, but people are usually happy he speaks they're langugae

    • @wfuduke
      @wfuduke 3 года назад +29

      @@pranavi1949 I agree 100%. I lived in Japan and Korea over 20 yrs. They really do appreciate the interest in their culture, and learning g the language is the crown jewel. I just think he sets them up for his gratification. Plus his sentences are simple. One yr of study, no more. I'd be impressed if he could read and write kanji.

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 3 года назад +12

      in america it's kinda normal at this point to see some foreigner speak perfect english

  • @IronMqn
    @IronMqn 5 лет назад +5033

    Imagine if some people sat next to you and started insulting you in Chinese and you just casually join in on the conversation.😂

    • @Charlie_Rowe
      @Charlie_Rowe 5 лет назад +532

      A couple guys did that to me in the grocery store. I enjoyed the looks on their faces when they realized the guy twice their size understood every word they said.

    • @IronMqn
      @IronMqn 5 лет назад +95

      Thats awesome i bet you did i would of loved to see their faces. 😂

    • @johntaco861
      @johntaco861 5 лет назад +226

      Jack that is my entire motivation for learning a language, just to spot out the shit talkers

    • @G1NZOU
      @G1NZOU 5 лет назад +303

      I remember reading a story about a grocery store cashier who was scanning and packing, while the Chinese lady was complaining in Mandarin about her short hair, saying she looked like a boy, and telling her husband to make sure she doesn't crush the eggs. Right near the end she says "make sure she doesn't forget the water" and the cashier replies in English "I won't forget the water".
      Lady was horrified when she realised the cashier had understood absolutely everything, her husband was like "That's why you shouldn't badmouth the retail workers".

    • @garrsondaulton2058
      @garrsondaulton2058 5 лет назад +57

      @@G1NZOU fantastic story. As a retail worker, i fully approve this, take my like you glorious person.

  • @Arthutstut641
    @Arthutstut641 4 года назад +6526

    This channel is just a guy flexing his chinese.
    And its fun.

  • @RythorneGaming
    @RythorneGaming Месяц назад +6

    @2:58 guy was like "this white guy about to steal my girl"

  • @lilshrtt7545
    @lilshrtt7545 3 года назад +2768

    mans just boosted the parents thinking of their kids gettin STRIAGHT A’s

    • @CCGBacon17
      @CCGBacon17 3 года назад +40

      Now the kids need to submit an assignment in English and Mandarin

  • @miledith555
    @miledith555 5 лет назад +7164

    This guy: *speaks Mandarin*
    The girl next to him: *almost eats her paper cup*

    • @Hazepolt
      @Hazepolt 5 лет назад +74

      She wants that D

    • @deleted5919
      @deleted5919 5 лет назад +23

      •0•🥤

    • @alanjaldred
      @alanjaldred 5 лет назад +45

      The boyfriend does not look impressed XD

    • @batz102
      @batz102 5 лет назад +6

      @Caleb P what are you high they still do that the reason most don't is so they can talk in private not cuz they are scared

    • @IvyG-C
      @IvyG-C 5 лет назад +4

      *uGh* I want that dumpling

  • @dillongage7628
    @dillongage7628 3 года назад +6390

    "Your mandarin is better than my mandarin" - random chinese lady. The ultimate compliment to a linguistics nerd.

    • @shannymc6573
      @shannymc6573 3 года назад +95

      I learned to speak fluent Spanish in the last 4 years and I love when people say this to me. A lot of people say whoa you’re Spanish is better than mine, and I’m like 😍😍😍😍

    • @Not-marty
      @Not-marty 3 года назад +21

      @@shannymc6573 what steps did you take to learn fluently ?

    • @jaredsabatelli2459
      @jaredsabatelli2459 3 года назад +18

      @@shannymc6573
      Teach me your secrets
      How do I tell the difference between Qué and Cuál

    • @kailex8314
      @kailex8314 3 года назад +21

      @@jaredsabatelli2459 qué= what, cuàl= which one. Lmao I can't tell if your joking or not😂

    • @jaredsabatelli2459
      @jaredsabatelli2459 3 года назад +7

      It’s soooo fucking confusing when I have to find out which goes first in a sentence

  • @heidiweidmann2926
    @heidiweidmann2926 9 месяцев назад +12

    I really like how positive response he gets from people ❤️

  • @chalkeater1427
    @chalkeater1427 5 лет назад +12125

    Y’all are impressed at his speaking, up honestly, how many noodles can this dude eat?

  • @Truckerbabe89
    @Truckerbabe89 3 года назад +7887

    what a twist if he started speaking these languages and the waitress was like dude i only speak english 🤣🤣

    • @user-rr5ce1wb2j
      @user-rr5ce1wb2j 3 года назад +296

      That has happened to him, it is indeed quite funny :)

    • @noone3272
      @noone3272 3 года назад +22

      @@user-rr5ce1wb2j where? Post link

    • @abhishubrahmecha720
      @abhishubrahmecha720 3 года назад +27

      this legit happened to me

    • @HenryZhoupokemon
      @HenryZhoupokemon 3 года назад +50

      This has happened to my family a couple of times when traveling, kinda awkward tbh lmao

    • @kimlee6379
      @kimlee6379 3 года назад +6

      Lol funny but you are really beautiful

  • @xymare1748
    @xymare1748 5 лет назад +6145

    Chinese people:
    *"We've been tricked we've been fooled and quite possibly bamboozled. "*

  • @Strolledhalo977
    @Strolledhalo977 2 месяца назад +14

    1:16 bro changed his character

  • @sabercat2178
    @sabercat2178 3 года назад +2808

    "You speak Cantonese huh?"
    "Oh just a bit"
    The flex is XTREME

  • @dietair2702
    @dietair2702 3 года назад +2900

    This guy: speaks Chinese for 0.5 seconds
    Everyone: *Now all of Chinatown knows you’re here!*

    • @ham4da
      @ham4da 3 года назад +12

      This comment is underrated

    • @dulce2048
      @dulce2048 3 года назад +5

      LMFAO

    • @dcbradfo657
      @dcbradfo657 3 года назад +4

      Yeah that's why he's currently (or was recently) in Mexico learning Mayan. Fresh meat LOL

    • @hannahkohl6053
      @hannahkohl6053 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Pebblezs
      @Pebblezs 3 года назад +2

      Perfect 😼

  • @louisportalatin2790
    @louisportalatin2790 5 лет назад +3336

    I love how the Chinese community actually ENCOURAGE his Chinese and praise him. It’s amazing to see another country doing this and welcoming his Chinese speaking ability.

    • @oshi4125
      @oshi4125 5 лет назад +29

      @Dao Child Rumbling Hope ?? How

    • @GageMason
      @GageMason 5 лет назад +2

      @Dao Child Rumbling Hope lulwut

    • @mattsupertramp6506
      @mattsupertramp6506 5 лет назад +1

      Is that surprising?

    • @CoolVictor2002
      @CoolVictor2002 5 лет назад

      @Dao Child Rumbling Hope stfu

    • @matthewbertrand4139
      @matthewbertrand4139 5 лет назад +2

      @Dao Child Rumbling Hope I don't understand what you mean by that

  • @milesdyson5211
    @milesdyson5211 2 месяца назад +5

    2:09 She said you speak Cantonese, You should have told her , " Lay ho Wong Ahh "

  • @ryanbarrier6460
    @ryanbarrier6460 4 года назад +16250

    Everyone talks about his Mandarin.... What bout that man's appetite

  • @martindelacruz3418
    @martindelacruz3418 4 года назад +16157

    Day 9 of quarantine:
    I don’t even know what i’m watching anymore..

    • @mathuldemcq9478
      @mathuldemcq9478 4 года назад +148

      @martin De La Cruz, day 19, haven't got a clue either

    • @latoyagarrison8980
      @latoyagarrison8980 4 года назад +32

      lol. same...

    • @Ma_Trippel
      @Ma_Trippel 4 года назад +21

      same here :/

    • @ducknuts6146
      @ducknuts6146 4 года назад +25

      Day 9 god damn y’all states move slow my university has been closed for like 22 days TF y’all been outside this whole time ??? Maybe consider getting a test...

    • @drawingsforlife2249
      @drawingsforlife2249 4 года назад +22

      day 23 I can't speak

  • @MrGilRoland
    @MrGilRoland 3 года назад +5334

    If “Plot twist” was a real person.

  • @KebabWoop-nm9ph
    @KebabWoop-nm9ph Месяц назад +5

    4:47 she stood up for the phone

  • @jaymanman1230
    @jaymanman1230 4 года назад +5298

    Knowing to speak another language, is like having a superpower

    • @oscarz5579
      @oscarz5579 4 года назад +80

      Haha that's pretty true I'm lucky I lived in London and I'm French so I can speak both but mandarin must be soooo hard it's level extra hard

    • @iiiwxnwoo459
      @iiiwxnwoo459 4 года назад +20

      @@oscarz5579 itz category 4 language! I speak a category 3 language

    • @rare5312
      @rare5312 4 года назад +55

      Tell that to Americans they need everyone to speak English because learning more then one is to hard for them, and they always try making people feel ashamed for knowing more then one.

    • @oscarz5579
      @oscarz5579 4 года назад

      @@iiiwxnwoo459 which language is it?

    • @iiiwxnwoo459
      @iiiwxnwoo459 4 года назад +1

      @@oscarz5579 Chinese is category 4, but I speak polish which is category 3

  • @nrg948coach2
    @nrg948coach2 3 года назад +6374

    White guy: *speaks perfect chinese*
    Everyone in the store: *confused confusing confusion*

    • @Fujibayashi50
      @Fujibayashi50 3 года назад +43

      Is is that uncommon in China to speak multiple languages flawlessly? I can't think of any other reason why it's so surprising to them

    • @hourendous42
      @hourendous42 3 года назад +80

      @@Fujibayashi50 Its more i think its a bit unusual for them to see foreigners speaking good Chinese. I worked with them a bit(they were foreign workers at a plant i worked at), and they always seemed a mix of happy/proud almost when someone would both even try and speak a bit, and have good pronunciation of it as well.
      I assume its just something to do with their culture that adds to the surprise a lot to them.

    • @murtaza8674
      @murtaza8674 3 года назад +4

      VISIBLE CONFUSION!!!

    • @flyingpies
      @flyingpies 3 года назад +7

      @@hourendous42 also suddenly switching languages can be a bit surprising.

    • @drizzydrake8160
      @drizzydrake8160 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/pl2vXP2pLS4/видео.html

  • @kimberlyzager9697
    @kimberlyzager9697 4 года назад +5987

    He doesn’t eat cause he’s hungry
    He eats cause he speaks Chinese

    • @MrVaDelux
      @MrVaDelux 4 года назад +29

      Lmaoo

    • @db_szncharlie
      @db_szncharlie 4 года назад +24

      @@MrVaDelux hamburger

    • @nili4768
      @nili4768 4 года назад +62

      It’s a social experiment video... that’s the point... but the food there is really good so yah I would keep eating too

    • @sxnsetgaming8438
      @sxnsetgaming8438 4 года назад +19

      @@nili4768 it was a simple joke

    • @smudge4462
      @smudge4462 4 года назад +1

      Your pfp is amazing

  • @johnowen5627
    @johnowen5627 7 дней назад +1

    This guy definitely rocks these people's worlds, knowing an additional language.

  • @MegaLumon
    @MegaLumon 4 года назад +4073

    "i'm not really hungry"
    proceeds to eat 9 times

    • @Chchathyme
      @Chchathyme 4 года назад +18

      Lucca Henriques gotta make sure you have enough room for those 9 meals xD

    • @Srobvio85
      @Srobvio85 4 года назад +13

      My guess is that he did that in several days

    • @Srobvio85
      @Srobvio85 4 года назад +3

      @maccajoe he has tons of that t shirt. And you are a freak for noticing

    • @alfonsomartin3770
      @alfonsomartin3770 4 года назад +1

      @@Srobvio85 nah, thats why he went from noodles and fish dumplings to just tea and soup, he couldnt take anything else and needed more content for the video

    • @yoak
      @yoak 4 года назад +3

      Apolo Creed he literally said “I’m full from all this food” at one part

  • @uncleterry991
    @uncleterry991 5 лет назад +4310

    lol they're like: "I hope he didn't hear us talking shit lmao"

    • @pastycayk1998
      @pastycayk1998 5 лет назад +56

      Yeah that would be embarrassing ZD

    • @leokrupp4442
      @leokrupp4442 5 лет назад +116

      That was my first thought. Like "oh heck, we haven't been talking shit around this guy have we?"

    • @matthewstewart910
      @matthewstewart910 5 лет назад +3

      hahahahahahaha

    • @wollywolly2734
      @wollywolly2734 5 лет назад +5

      Had that happen with totalllly redheaded Irish 6 foot guy back in the day doing oil field
      Two POS Illegals were talking shit for months in spanish
      One day redheaded irish quy lets go with the most perfect spansh! Even the rest of the spanish speaking guys were like WTFffff
      I was like..WTFffffff???
      He said " My Mom is Mexican"
      The two POS quit the oil crew the next day

    • @prillist
      @prillist 5 лет назад +3

      WHAT I WAS 1k LIKE THEN I UNLIKE TO SCREENSHOT IT BUT SOMEONE GAVE ANOTHER LIKE 😭

  • @badmachine1
    @badmachine1 5 лет назад +2611

    The first couple, the guy looked like a proud “dad” of this guy 😂

    • @maddoxinc1642
      @maddoxinc1642 5 лет назад +93

      The guy was clearly amused and impressed.

    • @marcgigliello4142
      @marcgigliello4142 5 лет назад +9

      Priceless

    • @sonicxis4ever
      @sonicxis4ever 5 лет назад +26

      I love it. He’s like “my man” 😛🤛🏽

    • @IntegrityGames
      @IntegrityGames 5 лет назад +35

      Think it was a "faith in humanity restored" moment for them.

    • @jasmink3841
      @jasmink3841 5 лет назад +5

      @@IntegrityGames yeah

  • @aliciachapman2956
    @aliciachapman2956 Месяц назад +8

    0:43 nice corvette in the background

  • @zweis932
    @zweis932 4 года назад +3111

    Them: Why do you want to learn different languages?
    Me: To order food

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 4 года назад +18

      That's basically the only reason for why I speak German... Kann ich habe *insert food here*?

    • @pinksweetyful
      @pinksweetyful 4 года назад +12

      @@livedandletdie Say "Kann ich (the food you want) haben, bitte." Then it's perfect. 😙

    • @adrianpisiuta6472
      @adrianpisiuta6472 4 года назад +4

      Well ordering food is one of many practical uses of languages

    • @kyotoflake7329
      @kyotoflake7329 4 года назад +1

      @@pinksweetyful Genau! XD

    • @catherinegarcia07
      @catherinegarcia07 4 года назад +3

      It's the perfect reason why to. 💕😸

  • @tacojones4276
    @tacojones4276 5 лет назад +4763

    "Why did you learn Chinese?"
    "So I can show off"

    • @kaikaikatana
      @kaikaikatana 5 лет назад +164

      ngl that's a fat mood

    • @planetbrownies4119
      @planetbrownies4119 5 лет назад

      其實學中文超容易㗎囉

    • @John-qt8km
      @John-qt8km 5 лет назад +88

      I mean. Yeah. That'd be the main reason why I'd learn a language. To show off, impress others.

    • @odessafile75
      @odessafile75 5 лет назад +42

      @@John-qt8km To impress Chinese women.

    • @agape_99
      @agape_99 5 лет назад +9

      It seems hard to learn chinese for many people so yes, it has a show off potential here in my country too (Turkia)

  • @MrRoyadin
    @MrRoyadin 4 года назад +9369

    I think it's really interesting how the server sits down with him while he's looking at the menu that's definitely not something you see in an American restaurant.

    • @hunterwellman1896
      @hunterwellman1896 4 года назад +348

      Yeah it is😂 ive had entire meals with em before 😂

    • @Xusemeh
      @Xusemeh 4 года назад +64

      @@sharkfriendlyanimations6081 what? He was just saying an experience he had

    • @M4A1_DELTA6
      @M4A1_DELTA6 4 года назад +270

      @@hunterwellman1896 somtimes its actually refreshing have a meal with a complete stranger maybe make a new friend on the way

    • @carlossarralde2048
      @carlossarralde2048 4 года назад +42

      Honestly yo this isn't anything new servers can sit down sometimes it feel a bit more personable when they come down to your level so u dont have to break ur neck

    • @haiyome
      @haiyome 4 года назад +11

      666 likes lol

  • @vaunniethayer1484
    @vaunniethayer1484 9 месяцев назад +3

    That Chinese couple are just amazed, lovely.

  • @b8man168
    @b8man168 5 лет назад +4379

    Waiter: gives him a fork to eat noodles
    Him: where is the chopsticks?
    Waiter: gives him chopsticks
    Him: continues to eat with a fork

    • @Bikosiolii
      @Bikosiolii 5 лет назад +52

      Anzour 13 he be vibin tho

    • @sonyablade5437
      @sonyablade5437 5 лет назад +4

      🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @b8man168
      @b8man168 5 лет назад +20

      @@Bikosiolii he do be vibin ngl

    • @1bb4d36
      @1bb4d36 5 лет назад +32

      He just wanted to show her that he can speak chinese.

    • @kaitlyndiep9526
      @kaitlyndiep9526 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @Barni2212
    @Barni2212 4 года назад +5212

    "“If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his own language, that goes to his heart.”"
    -Nelson Mandela

    • @thefreedomguyuk
      @thefreedomguyuk 4 года назад +29

      But, the same man, how does he speak to his wife ??

    • @draisens
      @draisens 4 года назад +35

      @@thefreedomguyuk well - that's a mystery we'll never know the answer for.

    • @NameCallingIsWeak
      @NameCallingIsWeak 4 года назад +11

      This is why in Mel Gibson's "The Passion" the Lord Jesus when addressed in Aramaic by Pontius Pilate, did reply in Latin catching the attention of all the Romans in the room as something better than yet another cloistered local rube Rabbi.

    • @atiyyahamojee8790
      @atiyyahamojee8790 4 года назад +4

      #proudlysouthafrican

    • @snt_m8628
      @snt_m8628 4 года назад +2

      That man was such a good guy

  • @pranktoprank8783
    @pranktoprank8783 4 года назад +5350

    "I'm not super hungry rn"
    Translation: im eating at 10 restuarants today

    • @deeplaysroblox3052
      @deeplaysroblox3052 4 года назад +37

      LMFAOO

    • @Memematode
      @Memematode 4 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @sams7068
      @sams7068 4 года назад +40

      Actual translation: 我现在不是很饿
      (sorry actual chinese speakers I used google translate so it's probably wrong)

    • @日本人わない
      @日本人わない 4 года назад +13

      @@sams7068 accurate though

    • @vec4207
      @vec4207 4 года назад +4

      this made my day man hahahah

  • @steveking7719
    @steveking7719 4 месяца назад +1

    You are the MAN! I wish I could speak those languages like you do. You make lots of friends.

  • @xtreemgamer129
    @xtreemgamer129 3 года назад +8012

    This is a perfect example of why the perfect spy wouldn't be a hot guy in a suit but rather just an average looking bloke with resting tourist face.

    • @bloobrry4461
      @bloobrry4461 3 года назад +53

      What does bloke mean

    • @kiera5938
      @kiera5938 3 года назад +414

      @@bloobrry4461bloke is just a way of saying guy or man it’s usually an English thing

    • @slayrNebulous
      @slayrNebulous 3 года назад +96

      @@kiera5938 bloke is more of uk term in my opinion

    • @rustable4165
      @rustable4165 3 года назад +47

      @@slayrNebulous yeah ive never heard a person actually use the word bloke in us

    • @bishopheiderman5767
      @bishopheiderman5767 3 года назад +83

      @@slayrNebulous You do realize Britain is English right?

  • @shadebinder9969
    @shadebinder9969 5 лет назад +3252

    "You can use chopsticks?"
    HE'S SPEAKING CHINESE.

    • @rogermole4972
      @rogermole4972 5 лет назад +11

      Lmfao

    • @TheMistressMisery
      @TheMistressMisery 5 лет назад +60

      I dont speak any asian languages (save for a touch of Japanese), but I can use chopsticks easy. lol

    • @cetriyasArtnComicsChannel
      @cetriyasArtnComicsChannel 5 лет назад +78

      @@TheMistressMisery Lola, I think the point is if I say if he can learn Chinese he most definitely already knows how to use chopsticks and the guy didn't realize that

    • @mrsweetkandy7673
      @mrsweetkandy7673 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah it feels surprising to me that they would assume he doesn't. Are a lot of caucasians not able to use chopsticks? Most people I know use chopsticks when eating asian (as in, any asian food usually eaten with chopsticks)

    • @yraco1232
      @yraco1232 5 лет назад +7

      @ilikebacon If you're learning French, however, I do assume you know how to eat with a knife and fork.

  • @tylerjosh2000
    @tylerjosh2000 4 года назад +2921

    I love how people always like to compliment his mandarin even though he wasn’t speaking to them, it’s so polite and friendly 🥺

    • @jor.glasser
      @jor.glasser 4 года назад +62

      Generally, Chinese people are quite friendly.

    • @horrorbaraz
      @horrorbaraz 4 года назад +93

      In sharp contrast, I speak Spanish in the u.s and get yelled at for not speaking English

    • @CarbonComs
      @CarbonComs 4 года назад +22

      @@horrorbaraz I'm not trying to act like them yelling at you for not speaking English is acceptable, but that's not quite the same thing. These people hear someone who doesn't typically speak Chinese speak in their native language. I doubt the people yelling at you for not speaking English are Spanish or Hispanic.

    • @larrystrk6496
      @larrystrk6496 4 года назад +12

      @@jor.glasser Finally someone that doesnt say "chinese people are friendly" and use the word "generally"

    • @weasle2904
      @weasle2904 4 года назад +29

      @@horrorbaraz That's completely different. The US is a primarily English speaking country, not Chinese. So when an American English speakers comes up to chinese people and speak fluent Mandarin and Cantonese, it's unexpected and impressive. If he lived in China and only spoke English it would be just like what you said, it would be like only speaking Spanish in an English country...

  • @tommarks3726
    @tommarks3726 8 месяцев назад +5

    I loved their reactions. Good for you friend. First time here and I am impressed.

  • @jovanramos4202
    @jovanramos4202 4 года назад +31261

    I'm waiting for the sequel: Clueless Asian guy speaks perfect English at an American restaurant.

    • @annehaight9963
      @annehaight9963 4 года назад +2799

      In China.

    • @paggybee1504
      @paggybee1504 4 года назад +805

      Shocked patron and staff

    • @Reeverbeaver
      @Reeverbeaver 4 года назад +331

      Omg I could totally do that xd

    • @uhhhhhhhh_1
      @uhhhhhhhh_1 4 года назад +40

      Yas

    • @beth1268
      @beth1268 4 года назад +69

      Jovan Ramos doubt most of them would know their language

  • @jemmrich
    @jemmrich 5 лет назад +3468

    Its terrifying how easily people hear you from across the room I'm going to be even more self concious in restaurants lol

    • @V4W
      @V4W 5 лет назад +86

      @@notsehb we can still hear you. be self concious

    • @Killer_Bee150
      @Killer_Bee150 5 лет назад +21

      @@V4W nah i'm dead XD

    • @TravellLove
      @TravellLove 5 лет назад +13

      The wide angle lens shows it like that. That table is right next to him

    • @CRZ_PL
      @CRZ_PL 5 лет назад +7

      Also he started speaking their language and they weren’t expecting that so they looked

    • @MrJamberee
      @MrJamberee 5 лет назад +19

      He is trying to be heard. That’s the point of the video. He set up a camera to film himself eating. He is trying to be noticed.

  • @anvi7572
    @anvi7572 5 лет назад +1947

    "Nah, my cantonese isn't that good. My Mandarin is much better"
    The humblebrag lmao.

    • @ironfist200
      @ironfist200 5 лет назад +13

      Flex!

    • @yngvebalmsteen9174
      @yngvebalmsteen9174 5 лет назад +6

      @diztiinct I thought it was super cringey. Just like later in the video when he's talking to another customer about his other videos and coming off as all pompous, lmao.

    • @oahuhawaii2141
      @oahuhawaii2141 5 лет назад +15

      Well, he did study Mandarin in Beijing for a year, and has10 years speaking it, too. He likely learned a little Cantonese on the side.
      I know folks who speak one of the two, and cannot understand the other, so must rely on writing out their words to communicate or use English. One Taiwanese colleague did this when we went to Hong Kong 25 years ago.

    • @johnk9112
      @johnk9112 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/mGUH9eHDP8E/видео.html🤷‍♂️👀

    • @asrieldreemurr4315
      @asrieldreemurr4315 5 лет назад

      Jaje Briefly stop supporting random videos

  • @chawk678
    @chawk678 3 месяца назад +1

    I love watching these, the "HOLY SHIT HE'S SPEAKING CHINESE" facial expressions are the best.

  • @BreadMan434
    @BreadMan434 5 лет назад +7887

    *gives him a fork*
    Him: "Thou hath insulteth me, prepare thine ears, for I speaketh in the tongues of thine own motherland"

  • @sayandeepbiswas902
    @sayandeepbiswas902 3 года назад +6647

    *RUclips: "wanna see this random White boi speak Chinese?"*
    *Me: "yeah, but I gotta stud-"*
    *55Mil views*
    *Me: "ok, just 2 minutes then"*

  • @dalanDANcalingo
    @dalanDANcalingo 4 года назад +3644

    I'm actually more amazed at HOW HE JUST KEEPS PUTTING ALL THAT FOOD IN HIS STOMACH.

    • @laharlkent
      @laharlkent 4 года назад +25

      Go watch simply dumpling, he makes him look anorexic.

    • @myanegg5600
      @myanegg5600 4 года назад +47

      Everyone: holy crap his mandarin is so good!
      This guy: how the heck did he fit all of that in his stomach?

    • @black_nebula
      @black_nebula 4 года назад +3

      I’m about to go get some Vietnamese now. I’m hungraaay

    • @Meme.Machine
      @Meme.Machine 4 года назад +6

      His brain is too big he needs to feed it.

    • @kerosene5229
      @kerosene5229 4 года назад +2

      Exactly I get full off something really small

  • @CaptnWeatho
    @CaptnWeatho 2 месяца назад

    I always love seeing your videos. It really shows that all people are capable of getting along regardless of ethnicity. People are always excited to see someone taking the time to learn and respect their language and culture. Keep up the great work.

  • @jusmt5079
    @jusmt5079 5 лет назад +8388

    White guy: *speaks perfect Chinese*
    Waiter: "You can use chopsticks"
    White Guy: *Have I not yet proved myself to be worthy*

    • @spirituallydope
      @spirituallydope 5 лет назад +50

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 for real!!!

    • @MoMoyGaming
      @MoMoyGaming 5 лет назад +58

      Am i joke to you😂

    • @antwnhs213
      @antwnhs213 5 лет назад +15

      One does not simply uses chopsticks.

    • @_pyxeled
      @_pyxeled 5 лет назад +32

      I mean I'm half Asian (Japanese) myself but I still can't use chopsticks
      *im a failure*

    • @anthonybonanno2436
      @anthonybonanno2436 5 лет назад

      I'm cooked 😂😭

  • @ZoruaMaster
    @ZoruaMaster 5 лет назад +10603

    White man: *Starts speaking Chinese*
    Chinese people: *Everyone liked that.*

    • @gruigi3629
      @gruigi3629 5 лет назад +57

      Amail Someoneeveryone *is that supposed to be sarcastic or are you literally offended by a popular reference*

    • @tarsicio2426
      @tarsicio2426 5 лет назад +24

      @@gruigi3629 it's a reference to a character in fallout who speaks like a troglodyte. Just a joke mate

    • @bleepbop3436
      @bleepbop3436 5 лет назад +2

      I'm Chinese and I understand what they are saying

    • @PhantomJavelin
      @PhantomJavelin 5 лет назад +10

      @@gruigi3629 You got outreferenced. "Strong" is a character from Fallout 4. Where the "Everyone like that." meme is from.
      And the second sentence is how Strong talks.

    • @true3211
      @true3211 5 лет назад

      that's called communism

  • @gimmeurliver2564
    @gimmeurliver2564 4 года назад +1804

    everyones so adorable just looking at him like that and being like wOaH starting conversations with him and stuff its so wholesome

    • @astralforce2596
      @astralforce2596 4 года назад +2

      gimmeurliver true

    • @maquisasmr3607
      @maquisasmr3607 4 года назад +2

      Your Profile Pic Kills me😂

    • @lancel0t_3
      @lancel0t_3 4 года назад +4

      you're even more adorable for finding and sharing the beauty of humanity

    • @maquisasmr3607
      @maquisasmr3607 4 года назад

      @@AlakYabney 😂🤣🤣

    • @whazgoodcuhhhz6486
      @whazgoodcuhhhz6486 4 года назад

      R A F 92 it gives me brain cancer watching this

  • @rolytnz
    @rolytnz 4 месяца назад +1

    I love these vids - for real, if I went to another country I would do as much as possible to learn the language. It shows respect for them and their culture.

  • @Carlos-Garcia47
    @Carlos-Garcia47 4 года назад +2108

    Homie straight up making me want to learn more languages

    • @luckyman9903
      @luckyman9903 4 года назад +11

      You should then

    • @xplodingklingon
      @xplodingklingon 4 года назад +16

      Hey man, he helped get me into learning, so I am currently learning Spanish (Middle school and still learning), French (Took in 9th grade, am gonna take it this year and plan to do the same Junior and Senior), Chinese (Through an app) and sorta Japanese (Through the same app). I definitely recommend trying to learn some, as it's personally really fun for me

    • @loryyt2521
      @loryyt2521 4 года назад

      @@xplodingklingon i speak french(cuz im in a french school), arab, spanish, and à dialect. Learning russian.

    • @cheesecakethegreat4753
      @cheesecakethegreat4753 4 года назад +3

      Everybody be flexing here.
      Meanwhile: Duolingo wants to know your location

    • @shwunari
      @shwunari 4 года назад +1

      My grandma was from Taiwan and knew how to speak fluent mandarin. I should have asked her to teach me more :,)

  • @Soumsi01
    @Soumsi01 5 лет назад +1326

    Anyone who’s ever learned a foreign language can tell you - *this is the best feeling in the world.*

    • @titosimoes9782
      @titosimoes9782 5 лет назад +61

      I agree it feels good. But it kinda depends where you go too. Asians are super impressed and receptive. I learned french for 3 years. When I went to France, nobody really cared. I think they see it as convenient, but nothing more than that. The problem is also that I'm white. Maybe if I was asian it would've been different lol

    • @YamahaYZFR6RJ05
      @YamahaYZFR6RJ05 5 лет назад +37

      most french people are arrogant and have to much national pride. they're only good as hosts for an invasion.
      "french assault rifle for sale. never used and only dropped once."

    • @manatee_girl4285
      @manatee_girl4285 5 лет назад +15

      I am American and went to Germany, I speak near perfect German and they were super impressed.

    • @briann6520
      @briann6520 5 лет назад +3

      Meh... I mean I guess I've known Spanish and English as a kid so Im used to it. But it feels good when you're in the U.S I guess... People look at me funky . (Im not from the U.S and my native language is Spanish)

    • @brilee4772
      @brilee4772 5 лет назад +8

      @@YamahaYZFR6RJ05 I thought I was an ass for thinking this. When ever I meet a french person they are always so rude

  • @kiradus
    @kiradus 5 лет назад +2993

    Me, as an introvert, is allready impressed with him just being able to talk so commonly to total strangers.

    • @catpnim9598
      @catpnim9598 5 лет назад +58

      This is totally unrelated but I thought your pfp is a stray hair and I tried to blow it off the screen

    • @ThaHerbanLegend
      @ThaHerbanLegend 5 лет назад +23

      It’s called being an adult and not using words like “introvert” to categorize yourself with others like you in an effort to make an excuse for your lack of social skills

    • @hslypn
      @hslypn 5 лет назад +3

      Aaron Demiri It’s not that hard to open your mouth

    • @xShadowSama
      @xShadowSama 5 лет назад +62

      @@ThaHerbanLegend no, its called being introverted which is a real thing, but a Neanderthal like you wouldnt undertand

    • @joycelyn4963
      @joycelyn4963 5 лет назад +5

      Your profile photo made me think there was a hair on my screen 😳

  • @sunnyv5718
    @sunnyv5718 8 месяцев назад +1

    Dude, you are a genius. At revenue generation. You decided to expand your viewer and subscription base beyond America to general international markets and of course China and countries with large Chinese ancestry. Tens of millions of views while enjoying good Chinese food, speaking a language you love and bringing a smile to people. 👍👏👏👏

  • @klani9064
    @klani9064 5 лет назад +1909

    Watching everyone trying to hide how shook they are is the funniest thing

    • @justin-xh9qd
      @justin-xh9qd 5 лет назад +3

      Okay I Guess I know right 😂😂😂

    • @insanitywolf5212
      @insanitywolf5212 5 лет назад +4

      i just gave you your one thousandth like

    • @malloryg4251
      @malloryg4251 5 лет назад +7

      I know! They were trying to be polite and not obvious at first, and then they just couldn't hold it in anymore. I loved seeing their reactions!

  • @noahmorrison2545
    @noahmorrison2545 3 года назад +9192

    This dude: *says something in Chinese”
    Everyone around him: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

    • @elizabethpiccolo5534
      @elizabethpiccolo5534 3 года назад +90

      But it made them smile!

    • @lucian5389
      @lucian5389 3 года назад +117

      He even sits hunched over his phone while eating noodles like a real Chinese 😂

    • @toast5591
      @toast5591 3 года назад +3

      @@lucian5389 ikr

    • @toast5591
      @toast5591 3 года назад +20

      Bcuz chinese people never saw a white person speaking chinese or something other laungauge

    • @heistingcrusader_ad3223
      @heistingcrusader_ad3223 3 года назад +17

      @@toast5591 or someone attempts to speak their language but butcher's the pronounciation

  • @chrisbond6823
    @chrisbond6823 6 месяцев назад +5

    I am a southern red neck and I love these videos, I respect the Asian community because of the way they conduct themselves with dignity and respect. Maybe we could learn something here!!!!!!!

  • @andrewmccullagh1231
    @andrewmccullagh1231 4 года назад +2005

    I'm not only impressed by his ability to speak both mandarin and Cantonese but also his ability to eat 4 portions of Chinese food

    • @Naturalhighz
      @Naturalhighz 4 года назад +22

      This! Normally getting through just 1 is a struggle!

    • @irsyadbasri4676
      @irsyadbasri4676 4 года назад +1

      Its not that hard done it before

    • @andrewmccullagh1231
      @andrewmccullagh1231 4 года назад +30

      @@irsyadbasri4676 your medal's in the mail

    • @josealexi5141
      @josealexi5141 4 года назад +2

      he had to start taking lessons from a Shaolin Monk to combat the weight gain!

    • @Bohvey
      @Bohvey 4 года назад +2

      I thought that was the whole joke about Chinese food. An hour later you're hungry again... right?

  • @Kyuubipain
    @Kyuubipain 3 месяца назад +1

    I think these people are really appreciative that you have studied very hard to learn their language. Respect man Respect!

  • @ChinosAnimated
    @ChinosAnimated 5 лет назад +1087

    White guy: * speaks Mandarin *
    Everyone else: "Ah, _now_ you're speaking my language"

  • @tabbiya9174
    @tabbiya9174 5 лет назад +1398

    When he asked for chopsticks in Chinese and she actually asked him if he knows how to use them lmaooooo

    • @lanivelazquez5308
      @lanivelazquez5308 5 лет назад +26

      Tabbiya ikr its really not that difficult lol

    • @atrumangelus9733
      @atrumangelus9733 5 лет назад +95

      I imagine if someone has already gone and learned Cantonese, knowing how to use chopsticks would be a given.

    • @Brandon11746
      @Brandon11746 5 лет назад

      hahaha yeah. funniest video ive watched today

    • @shibuinu1172
      @shibuinu1172 5 лет назад

      @@atrumangelus9733 would would...

    • @atrumangelus9733
      @atrumangelus9733 5 лет назад

      @@shibuinu1172 lol. That's what I get for posting while tired.

  • @romanaleksandrovich8219
    @romanaleksandrovich8219 3 года назад +8102

    I wonder how awkward that would be. If Xioma starts speaking Chinese with the service and he's like: "Sorry, man. I'm from Brooklyn, NY".

    • @moviesenthil
      @moviesenthil 3 года назад +367

      One generation to go and this is probably more likely to happen than the current default.

    • @76kitt
      @76kitt 3 года назад +25

      I don' think he's fluent, just remembered a few phrases. Look at the one where her speaks another dialect. He runs out after 5 or 6 words. It's dumb.

    • @luqhmanhafiz5813
      @luqhmanhafiz5813 3 года назад +373

      @QQQ he thinks this guys went to Beijing just to memorise 5 or 6 words to impress people lmao

    • @unlimon6382
      @unlimon6382 3 года назад +248

      @@76kitt dude are you being petty right now?

    • @joeman123964
      @joeman123964 3 года назад +223

      @@76kitt he understands everything they are saying lol your logic is poo poo hog water. go learn how to create fire. you are far behind human knowledge

  • @giacomomercandelli4035
    @giacomomercandelli4035 3 месяца назад +1

    Just found it out LOVED IT! I am sure that not many foreigners learn Cantonese!

  • @Redforsberg
    @Redforsberg 4 года назад +3534

    Plot twist: He's just speaking gibberish and the customers are laughing at him

    • @isaamvibez8913
      @isaamvibez8913 4 года назад +33

      Lol😂😂😂😂

    • @qqma4791
      @qqma4791 4 года назад +40

      Red Forsberg nah he’s not speaking gibberish
      I can’t speak Chinese but some of what he said made sense

    • @WSElC1WS
      @WSElC1WS 4 года назад +137

      @@qqma4791 you missed the joke

    • @rickmorales9867
      @rickmorales9867 4 года назад +5

      🤣

    • @Elwyyk
      @Elwyyk 4 года назад +20

      @@qqma4791 r/woooosh

  • @mcvenne8935
    @mcvenne8935 4 года назад +1400

    I'm more impressed with his ability to eat an infinite amount of food than his Mandarin.

    • @sam6395
      @sam6395 4 года назад +18

      TRUEE

    • @wassimkarroud6366
      @wassimkarroud6366 4 года назад +1

      Chinese food is actually not that filling I’ve lived there for a while and discovered that everything I’ve heard about Chinese food is false

    • @mcvenne8935
      @mcvenne8935 4 года назад +2

      @@wassimkarroud6366 It's still like four consecutive meals.

    • @reynakondaveeti8346
      @reynakondaveeti8346 4 года назад +1

      RIGHT??? Omigod I like CANNOT eat half that much lol

    • @kirbs123
      @kirbs123 4 года назад

      @@wassimkarroud6366 yea. I mean, depends what u eat. If ur eating dim sum, then it’s like small portions of little plates of food. But if your eating like a full on (just giving an example here) Peking duck with the stir-fried veg, and bread pouches (u put the duck in it), and everything else, then yea, i would consider that a full meal

  • @saarah08
    @saarah08 3 года назад +13574

    white man: speaks Chinese
    everyone else around him: *that’s illegal*