Honest Trailers - Alien: Covenant

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @zrad09
    @zrad09 6 лет назад +1403

    "Maybe Earth has a secret program to deport the world's biggest morons".
    That actually explains a lot

    • @christianpupil
      @christianpupil 5 лет назад +10

      Zrad I blurted out a mouthful of coffee when I heard that.

    • @peg202xo7
      @peg202xo7 4 года назад +27

      A ship full of Darwin Award winners.

    • @artursgabrusevs5153
      @artursgabrusevs5153 4 года назад +8

      @@peg202xo7 future darwin award winners

    • @peg202xo7
      @peg202xo7 4 года назад +2

      @@artursgabrusevs5153 Right, my bad!

    • @reginaphalange9417
      @reginaphalange9417 4 года назад +1

      Same with Another life ^^

  • @SS-tr5uw
    @SS-tr5uw 5 лет назад +821

    People wear more protective gear on the subway than these so called scientists on an uncharted alien planet. Not to mention flicking cigarettes butts in the forest.

    • @olivera6743
      @olivera6743 3 года назад +5

      Scientists? Their just colonists, average people would definitely makes these mistakes. Especially under stressful conditions

    • @SS-tr5uw
      @SS-tr5uw 3 года назад +32

      @@olivera6743 okay. So what training and credentials do you need to be a colonist? At bare minimum it would realistically be equivalent to being a astronaut. On top of that, they are given the task of piloting a trillion dollar spacecraft, and responsible 2000 people, untold amount of supply and equipment oh.. And give them guns too.

    • @sakesithole6295
      @sakesithole6295 3 года назад +21

      @@olivera6743 dude space colonist are not average people they are trained Astronauts, scientists and engineers YOU DO NOT SEND AVERAGE PEOPLE TO BUILD A COLONY ON AN UNCHARTED ALIEN PLANET!!!

    • @RachelG1979
      @RachelG1979 3 года назад +3

      Barely there and already littering. Takes 10 years for a butt to decompose.

    • @heathermillsphantomlimb9314
      @heathermillsphantomlimb9314 2 года назад +1

      @@RachelG1979 no it doesn’t. It takes about a month or 2, at most, under normal conditions. A few days-2 weeks if you rip it in half. A filter is literally just paper and a little wad of cotton. What kind of titanium super plastics are you smoking?

  • @nickbagrationi2015
    @nickbagrationi2015 6 лет назад +831

    "Maybe those aren't colonist, maybe Earth has a secret program to deport the greatest morons" *GOD I WISH THAT WAS TRUE*

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis 5 лет назад +25

      The Earth would be left mostly empty though.

    • @user-gb5mb1rv7f
      @user-gb5mb1rv7f 4 года назад +31

      They're gonna need a bigger ship.

    • @happyspaceinvader508
      @happyspaceinvader508 4 года назад +12

      Like the program England had back in 1620?

    • @woyame1
      @woyame1 4 года назад +7

      It is true. Unfortunately I think they may have just taken us all to a planet that looks just like Earth.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 4 года назад +3

      Golgafrinchan Ark B

  • @SnowyFeet
    @SnowyFeet 6 лет назад +452

    Ridley Scott missed the memo : "The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." - H. P. Lovecraft -

    • @rexmundi3108
      @rexmundi3108 4 года назад +41

      A lessen he clearly knew in the first Alien.

    • @nicknerness2330
      @nicknerness2330 3 года назад +6

      @@JohnDoe-dj3lw You should consider gardening, or reading more.

    • @ComicsFromScratch
      @ComicsFromScratch 2 года назад +3

      When Lovecraft wrote that he was talking about immigrants tho

    • @fakeseishonagon8128
      @fakeseishonagon8128 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@riverbecomesastorm375What's keeping you from the bonfire, then?

  • @h.u.n.k493
    @h.u.n.k493 7 лет назад +4323

    When I was in theater and David said: "I'll do the fingering"
    A random dude in my theater said: *"giggity"*

    • @wilsonjacob1223
      @wilsonjacob1223 7 лет назад +194

      Dormammu Ive come to bargain

    • @mechasatsu6214
      @mechasatsu6214 7 лет назад +91

      Dormammu Ive come to bargain

    • @noahgilmore4837
      @noahgilmore4837 7 лет назад +107

      Dormammu there was a collective giggle by everyone in the audience in the theatre I saw it in then i yelled out "ohh that got a little sexual"

    • @MrJackblack7
      @MrJackblack7 7 лет назад +76

      Dormammu That was probably me. Also I've come to bargain.

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 7 лет назад +11

      Dormammu Better than the mentally challenged person trying to tell Peter Parker what to do a few times during the time I saw "Spider-Man: Homecoming" a while ago. (Don't worry. I found him entertaining more than annoying.)

  • @MrWynterpaladin
    @MrWynterpaladin 7 лет назад +371

    I actually remember that Picard scene. That flute was the one he used while he had an alien out-of-body experience living an entire lifetime among a long-dead alien species, as part of that species effort to ensure they were not totally forgotten when their species was wiped out. That song he's playing is about the last bit of music anyone wrote on that planet before they were all killed, and he played it, and kept that flute, for the rest of the series. Intensely bittersweet.

    • @edwardgreen4684
      @edwardgreen4684 7 лет назад +17

      you should write for tv guides, i am off to watch that ep ;)

    • @ADMNtek
      @ADMNtek 7 лет назад +3

      little fun fact it wasn't a real flute it doesn't play.

    • @rafetizer
      @rafetizer 7 лет назад +6

      Not sure it was the last bit ever written, but still, a powerful episode.

    • @wills2140
      @wills2140 7 лет назад +12

      +Mickel Ntec , fun little facts: The property flute was on Picard's desk for the rest of the series. And some British guy paid thousands of dollars for it at the Southerby's Star Trek auction.

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 7 лет назад +26

      Mickel Ntek
      It wasn't a real flute?
      Shaka when the walls fell...

  • @Rastaanparta
    @Rastaanparta 7 лет назад +2004

    Nothing is more frustrating than watching a science fiction movie full of incompetent scientists doing things against common sense.

    • @DarknessIsThePath
      @DarknessIsThePath 7 лет назад +17

      Rastaanparta exactly, esp in this one, I can somewhat accept it in Prometheus because the geologist was a fucking stoner ipso facto high all the time and the other one was kind of an asshole so ofc they could be that stupid in real life but at least they had helmets unlike in covenant...

    • @kristianj.8798
      @kristianj.8798 7 лет назад +37

      "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face."

    • @godzillavkk
      @godzillavkk 7 лет назад +19

      If they did the things you wanted, it would be very short and very boring. Now shut up and enjoy the movie.

    • @irllcd13
      @irllcd13 7 лет назад +62

      +godzillavkk It's impossible to enjoy a movie as insultingly stupid as Covenant. You can still have a story without your character acting like mentally challenged 5 year olds.

    • @godzillavkk
      @godzillavkk 7 лет назад +5

      OK smartass, how would YOU do it. And don't just type "I would make them smart."

  • @jameswhite5720
    @jameswhite5720 6 лет назад +929

    Yep. Alien was excellent. Aliens was outstanding. That's all.

  • @mfb5642
    @mfb5642 7 лет назад +1402

    Alien 5: Prometheus 2

  • @vars280287
    @vars280287 7 лет назад +756

    "I'll do the fingering"
    Best line of the series!

    • @jessica_jam4386
      @jessica_jam4386 7 лет назад +5

      Jalen Lionheart nope "get away from her you B*TCH" I censored it for the kiddies hehe

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 7 лет назад +18

      Jessica Meloy "Get away from her, you BITCH!"
      I uncensored that for the adults. :)

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 7 лет назад +11

      vars28 I think I heard Archer just go "Phrasing!"

    • @BenRollman
      @BenRollman 7 лет назад +4

      Did we stop using "phrasing?"

    • @jessica_jam4386
      @jessica_jam4386 7 лет назад +4

      Jim B. I was making a joke. I guess it didn't translate

  • @blueplanet9917
    @blueplanet9917 5 лет назад +150

    "Ripley believe me she's not" Hahahaha

    • @technomage6736
      @technomage6736 3 года назад +4

      I was just about to bring that up. Old school reference 😄

  • @Wednesdaywoe1975
    @Wednesdaywoe1975 3 года назад +204

    Covenant is what happens when you tell a man he's a genuis over and over for 40 years.

    • @sarahphyllis5782
      @sarahphyllis5782 3 года назад +3

      Totally agree and I highly doubt Ridley Scott directed this movie...this was utter garbage and nothing like the Prometheus and it was like a 15 year old Marie Sue wrote the script and directed the movie with green light from typical FOX

    • @sarahphyllis5782
      @sarahphyllis5782 3 года назад +2

      @Brique Zallivam who the f*ck are you? Nobody wants your shitty opinion here...and who the hell are you to call us low life you piece of garbage...spend you whiny sh*t somewhere else

    • @Revan2908
      @Revan2908 3 года назад +3

      @@sarahphyllis5782 Ironic accusations, since your previous comment was nothing _but_ whining about the movie.

    • @sarahphyllis5782
      @sarahphyllis5782 3 года назад +2

      @@Revan2908 I shared facts...just look at the last Xmen movie and Predator movie and how it got ruined...if you think I am whining about this Prometheus sequel then there is something wrong with you

    • @skankhunt-wy9wy
      @skankhunt-wy9wy 3 года назад +2

      @@sarahphyllis5782 just fyi, you didn't "share facts" you shared your opinion.
      After apparently missing the point of the op, given the fact that you defended ridley when the op is insulting him 🤣.
      You really need to calm yourself, if you think that comment was insulting to you, you must be new to the internet

  • @Spooky_Sunday
    @Spooky_Sunday 4 года назад +63

    When I watch the flute scene from Alien: Covenant a 2nd or 3rd time, I roll my eyes. When I watch the flute scene from Star Trek: TNG the 2nd or 3rd time, I have tears in my eyes. One of the best TNG episodes EVER. Totally sci fi, but peculiarly relatetable.

    • @RachelG1979
      @RachelG1979 3 года назад

      It was even worse in the book. Walter found it exhilarating to create since he wasn't programmed to. And they kept moving closer to each other.

  • @SlavaUkraini85
    @SlavaUkraini85 6 лет назад +62

    „I did not expect to associate the Alien Franchise with flute playing“... that line killed me 😂😂😂

  • @Nymphonomicon
    @Nymphonomicon 4 года назад +71

    "look upon my works, ye mighty and despair"
    We do, Mr. Scott. We despair a whole lot at your work...

    • @joshbobst1629
      @joshbobst1629 4 года назад +7

      This only works if ye are mighty.

    • @Applepopess
      @Applepopess 4 года назад +4

      This is the best comment.

  • @DashRendar308
    @DashRendar308 4 года назад +94

    The flute scene was pretty intense, because I expectet him to thrust that flute through his skull any moment.

    • @MirlitronOne
      @MirlitronOne 5 месяцев назад +1

      Duh, it's a recorder, not a flute.

    • @stormtrooper9404
      @stormtrooper9404 2 месяца назад

      @@MirlitronOneAre you correcting a comment 4 years old?!
      🙄

    • @naptime43x
      @naptime43x 2 месяца назад +1

      @@stormtrooper9404 there are no statute of limitations on RUclips.

  • @cynthiaweber4487
    @cynthiaweber4487 6 лет назад +218

    “watch me, i’ll do the fingering”
    omfg i cried 🤣

    • @gnatluo
      @gnatluo 4 года назад +10

      I almost choked to death from laughing when he said: "seriously, so much flute!"

    • @mdredheadguy1979
      @mdredheadguy1979 4 года назад +3

      Cynthia Weber So did I!
      PS: we have the same last name! Even the spelling is the same!

    • @nix2939
      @nix2939 3 года назад +1

      @@dimituranastasov8220 inappropriate

  • @uncledavid5344
    @uncledavid5344 7 лет назад +78

    Picard' flute sold at Christie's for $48,000 ($40,000 plus fees). When someone told Patrick Stewart this he laughed and said "it doesn't play, it's not a real flute". It was just a prop that doesn't make music (or probably any sound) and they added music someone else played afterwards

    • @denisl2760
      @denisl2760 7 лет назад +18

      Wouldn't it be easier and cheaper to get a real flute than to get a custom made fake flute that doesn't even play?

    • @nictheartist
      @nictheartist 7 лет назад +16

      Denis Lipatnikov Yup, but that one wouldn't have Sir Pat's spit on it.

    • @uncledavid5344
      @uncledavid5344 7 лет назад +18

      Thanks Nic, this whole time I pictured it was some nerd buying it to put it on his wall. Now all that I can picture is that nerd licking sir Pat's spit off the flute.

    • @nictheartist
      @nictheartist 7 лет назад +7

      Uncle David That is indeed the sort of imagery that is a tad disturbing.

    • @KutWrite
      @KutWrite 7 лет назад

      I think it reveals a bit about Uncle David's inner nerd.
      ...as does his name.

  • @robertogarcia1797
    @robertogarcia1797 7 лет назад +206

    The part : Me when i hear 6 more alien movies are coming out was the best !!! I cant stop laughing

    • @dannychefalo432
      @dannychefalo432 6 лет назад +8

      Same here, I was dying of laughter

    • @jkblohm9899
      @jkblohm9899 5 лет назад +6

      Not gonna lie, that had me going.

    • @Broman973
      @Broman973 4 года назад +4

      Im still lmao'ing 2 years later 😆

    • @sam1am_30
      @sam1am_30 3 года назад +3

      @@Broman973 4 years later now

    • @georgezuniga6298
      @georgezuniga6298 2 года назад +2

      Still frigging hilarious.

  • @brookshyde5663
    @brookshyde5663 6 лет назад +132

    I laughed so damn hard at the beginning. I was like, "Oh, I didn't realize James Franco was in this movie. Cool." And then BOOM! He just erupts into flames and the movie wanted us to feel sad about the chicks husband dying when we knew nothing about him.

    • @danielanderson8322
      @danielanderson8322 3 года назад +10

      We knew it was James Franco. They probably expected that much to be enough (to care).

    • @RachelG1979
      @RachelG1979 3 года назад +2

      Kept his scenes to be posted on RUclips. Dont know why they didn't get included.

  • @osbree9815
    @osbree9815 7 лет назад +302

    Django Unchained Honest Trailer pls

    • @lemarmaynard
      @lemarmaynard 7 лет назад

      Os bree It's too good for one

    • @TheGililgi
      @TheGililgi 7 лет назад +1

      Os bree movie damn there flawless lol

    • @phantasmfilms8831
      @phantasmfilms8831 7 лет назад +11

      Vanburen Studios if they made one for Logan (the best movie ever) then they could make one for Django Unchained

    • @carltonblend
      @carltonblend 7 лет назад +2

      +Phantasm Films what do you mean by "best" and "ever"?

  • @AlanGohel
    @AlanGohel 7 лет назад +106

    Say, "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."

  • @lochlannturner4086
    @lochlannturner4086 4 года назад +17

    3:30 finally someone else mentioning it. Although I liked covenant. I thought it was a really cool origin for the xenomorph and really liked fasbenders characters. But I wouldn't believe for a second that any of the other characters were professionally trained astronauts

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 2 года назад +3

      Good point. Basically, there was one wonderfully creepy android (classic Frankenstein 'kill your creator' trope) and one very, very endearing one.
      But those idiots were supposed to be scientists? How can somebody have that much experience in writing movies and not find some non-idiotic ways to kill off characters?
      I get somebody opening a quarantine room because a loved one is in there - you can have one slip of sanity in a scary situation. But that gang seems hell-bent to not leave a single mistake out.

  • @Deep_Dish
    @Deep_Dish 6 лет назад +34

    Coming in February:
    Alien 6:
    Prometheus 3:
    Covenant 2

    • @sharondavis4473
      @sharondavis4473 4 года назад +1

      Guess we can thank COVID for saving us from that?

  • @lagiacrus1180
    @lagiacrus1180 7 лет назад +563

    I never noticed the "I'll do the fingering." Hahaha

  • @TheKML777
    @TheKML777 7 лет назад +86

    Honest Trailers practically sums up my feelings about the movie: Stunning visuals and cinematography, but Holy God the stupidity levels of all the characters are astonishing.

    • @ZeroB4NG
      @ZeroB4NG 7 лет назад +2

      not sure if the stupid humans are supposed to be a meme?

    • @Mgranadosv
      @Mgranadosv 7 лет назад +5

      The shower scene enraged me. The other crew members died like 10 minutes ago, most of them in horrific ways, you are aware of this, and you go to a secluded place with music so loud you can't communicate to have sex?
      You idiots deserved to die.

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 7 лет назад +2

      Maybe, ZeroB4NG. I have to agree with Honest Trailers about Humanity sending their dumbest people off into space. That would make for a quasi-humane death for a bunch of people you won't want to further polluting the human gene pool. What would really top off that quasi-humane death scheme would be putting the dumbest of the dumb onboard into leadership roles.
      Also I hadn't seen a Second-in-Command character resist being First-in-Command for so long and much of the movie since Supernova.

    • @D0MiN0ChAn
      @D0MiN0ChAn 7 лет назад

      Stunning visuals though? I've not seen the movie yet, but judging from the CGI seen in this honest trailer lets me really think otherwise - it looks kinda cheap (e.g. around 1:51 )

    • @DanJM14
      @DanJM14 7 лет назад +2

      Kemal Alis it was just another boring Alien film. It had the potential to introduce the engineers and dig deeper into that story line, but instead chose gratuitous violence and guns instead.

  • @Sysseth
    @Sysseth 7 лет назад +606

    Oh god yes, the characters were all so stupid it was unbelievable. The captain especially. That, more than anything else, made the movie less enjoyable. It's hard to care about someone when they're literally too dumb to live. (While watching the movie, I didn't laugh at the scene leading up to the shuttle exploding, not because it wasn't funny, but because I was in too busy alternately staring incredulously at the screen and facepalming. I actually felt second-hand embarrassment for her. XD)
    And at 3:20 I snorted at the exact same time as the Honest Trailers guy. Made me laugh harder than the actual line. XD

    • @iamalwayscheckedinchess2206
      @iamalwayscheckedinchess2206 7 лет назад +30

      Sysseth I, too, was quite pissed on how those scientists acted so stupidly. From abandoning their mission planned for who-knows-how-long to not wearing any helmet just because they can breathe without the aid of one. Like WTF is wrong with these people.

    • @Sysseth
      @Sysseth 7 лет назад +30

      I am always checked in chess Yeah, I mean, it's not too hard to come up with a decent plot reason to divert their course--just make it so the ship is too damaged to make it to their original destination, boom, the captain's no longer an idiot for making that choice. But nope, they just couldn't go that route. And there's no possible way to excuse the total lack of caution they display while stomping around on an alien planet, even before bad things happen. I'm more careful walking around _my own yard_ than they were at any point. :/
      Instead, I'm headcanoning the "cryogenics kills brain cells" theory. Yep. They're running around acting like they don't have two brain cells to rub together because they really _don't._ ...That was a joke, but in retrospect, it does make more sense that way. XD

    • @kishinpain
      @kishinpain 7 лет назад

      parody: ruclips.net/video/eNQz9Enbnpw/видео.html

    • @cowsharkdefin6376
      @cowsharkdefin6376 7 лет назад +22

      The Nostromo crew were regular working class Joes and they displayed more sense. Ditto for the marines in Aliens. SMH

    • @darksidetaino2428
      @darksidetaino2428 7 лет назад +3

      I hated the captain in the movie but, if you read the novelization, the movie gets a little better and they are not that stupid.

  • @FFcecil1991
    @FFcecil1991 6 лет назад +69

    "Data and Lore" -- yes! Loving the Trek reference!

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 5 лет назад +4

      Cara Dax And the Picard flute scene was that much better. Love that melody.

  • @lucashammar8180
    @lucashammar8180 7 лет назад +709

    Let's be really honest. How many of us figured out the plot twist in the ending WAY TOO FREAKING EASY!?

    • @DarknessIsThePath
      @DarknessIsThePath 7 лет назад +60

      Lucas Hammar hopefully most, I think a better ending would be if Walter got influenced by Davids ideas and then Walter would be the one at the end.

    • @francoparnetti
      @francoparnetti 7 лет назад +42

      Wasnt it meant to be obvious? like, the way he stares when he´s comming out?

    • @YewsHerName
      @YewsHerName 7 лет назад +8

      NC Quadraxis he's was made to be less human. Nothing david said to him phased him because he was incapable of it.

    • @DarknessIsThePath
      @DarknessIsThePath 7 лет назад +24

      True but then you have to think about the flute scene where David teaches him to "create", he already violated the laws at that moment, especially when he began to play by himself.

    • @PaulA-zp7hn
      @PaulA-zp7hn 7 лет назад +25

      Yep, saw that coming - so predictable.
      But why the hell did David breathe a sigh of relief in the last battle in the terraforming dock when he saw Daniels was okay? Clearly nobody was around to see his reaction....

  • @kurosakirahul
    @kurosakirahul 4 года назад +27

    "Let me do the fingering" 😂😂 even the screen junkies laughed

  • @MrKstate21
    @MrKstate21 7 лет назад +36

    Nothing will compare to the OG Alien. That movie is damn near flawless.

    • @Mgranadosv
      @Mgranadosv 7 лет назад +4

      Damn near? That movie is still perfect.
      That and Aliens are what sci fi and horror movies should aspire to be.

    • @InconsistentTechDad
      @InconsistentTechDad 7 лет назад +4

      I know.. it's always weird to me that Aliens is a favorite by such a large number of people. The original is just perfect. How can you choose Aliens and be soooo close.. yet still so far lol.

    • @dragonrings14
      @dragonrings14 6 лет назад +1

      Manuel Granados Vargas Aliens (the sequel) is just a straight up action film. It works because of James Cameron but it definitely is far from the scifi horror genre the others have aspired to be.

  • @MegaCityGhost
    @MegaCityGhost 5 лет назад +45

    When I watched that scene with the quarantine room in the theater, I was laughing all the way through. But when the girl returned with the shotgun and slipped in the same blood puddle the second time, I totally lost my shit. And one more time with the egg, when Fassbender said "it's completely safe, I assure you" XD

  • @XenoM0rphz
    @XenoM0rphz 7 лет назад +61

    my favorite part in this movie is when Michael fassbender touches Michael fassbender's flute

    • @irllcd13
      @irllcd13 7 лет назад +4

      He doesn't just touch it, he puts his mouth on it. And then he fingers it.

  • @nchldmn
    @nchldmn 7 лет назад +79

    Say, "Too bad I hid a boot" backwards still says "Toob a dih I dab oot!"

  • @marss6931
    @marss6931 7 лет назад +629

    The amount of flute in this movie is too damn high 😤😤

  • @BeezOne84
    @BeezOne84 6 лет назад +86

    Remember, Hollywood denied Jodorowsky his Dune but approved Scott's Covenant.

    • @7superdaimajin
      @7superdaimajin 4 года назад +13

      Jodorowsky's Dune would have been a shitstain that could never be scrubbed off the Dune legacy. We dodged a bullet.

    • @cormacthem8406
      @cormacthem8406 3 года назад +4

      Covenant not a bad movie, it just doesn’t live up to two really excellent ones.

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 3 года назад

      @@7superdaimajin Eh, at least we got Denis V with Dune

  • @teddyn240
    @teddyn240 7 лет назад +113

    Do Dunkirk or The Emoji Movie

    • @wills2140
      @wills2140 7 лет назад +3

      Too soon. Far too soon.

    • @SysterYster
      @SysterYster 7 лет назад

      Too bad for it to be too soon!

    • @grillbaked
      @grillbaked 7 лет назад +5

      Teddy N They really should do dunkirk. But if you notice, they don't really do that many "adult" movies.

    • @teddyn240
      @teddyn240 7 лет назад +2

      True, I am so sick and tired of them doing Avengers movies.

    • @kishinpain
      @kishinpain 7 лет назад

      parody: ruclips.net/video/eNQz9Enbnpw/видео.html

  • @ethenallen1388
    @ethenallen1388 7 лет назад +195

    I'm glad I'm not the only one annoyed by the technology not being consistent with its time line relative to Alien.

    • @metroidman7592
      @metroidman7592 7 лет назад +20

      Thats why I loved alien Isolation

    • @alexandersison2030
      @alexandersison2030 7 лет назад +14

      They were just a bunch of space truckers in the first Alien. Here it's a huge colonization mission with hundreds of people in stasis. They're bound to have superior tech.

    • @louisazraels7072
      @louisazraels7072 7 лет назад +2

      It's still too much of a gap,almost everything was analog in the Nostromo, I mean, did you see the dam central computer? (Which is not consistent with completely artificial beings but whatever), thats not about being a less fancy ship, its clearly not the same techs, àd keep in mind this movie is a prequel.

    • @alexandersison2030
      @alexandersison2030 7 лет назад +4

      I personally think the Nostromo could be explained as something built way way earlier than what the encyclopaedias have listed it as. If it were say a 50-year old trawler, I think it could help explain some of the technological differences. But the fact is, that as cool as the analog aesthetic comes off, it does really come off as dated and I can't really fault them for updating the look especially if they're gonna keep Weyland as this company that's always that threatening. Nostromo's tech could be just them really saving up on what they spend on freelancers, same with how they stripped the Fury 161 facility to the bare bones in Alien 3.

    • @liyon316
      @liyon316 7 лет назад +2

      I don't think it can be explained, b/c Ridley has made zero attempt to make the "prequels" look aesthetically like Alien. Alien was practically a fantasy movie with a sci-fi setting made in the late-70s. The costumes and the design of the ships kind of point to this, imo. There was no actual date for the events in the movie. It was just set in "the future". The new movies have actual dates and try to extrapolate modern technology to 50+ years from now. It simply looks too modern compared to Alien.
      IMO, I don't believe Ridley is really making legit Alien prequels. I feel he's making his own sci-fi movies that have the alien creature/mythos as a selling point.

  • @catlessons
    @catlessons 7 лет назад +100

    Please, say "I'm a fluffy kitten with my sassy macramé mittens".

  • @royrenouf4530
    @royrenouf4530 7 лет назад +47

    Don't us cgi Ellen ripley. Sigourney weaver still looks good already

  • @wheelitzr2
    @wheelitzr2 7 лет назад +649

    Am I watching aliens or broke back mountain?

    • @xXNoFateXx
      @xXNoFateXx 7 лет назад +10

      homophobe

    • @wcwrk
      @wcwrk 6 лет назад +10

      xXNoFateXx
      It is againts the nature.

    • @toxicmelody6228
      @toxicmelody6228 6 лет назад +4

      xXNoFateXx
      That's not real

    • @TheFourthWinchester
      @TheFourthWinchester 6 лет назад +4

      Darktec Ancient Sanskrit text - "That which is unnatural is also natural"

    • @steveflatman
      @steveflatman 6 лет назад +23

      Broke back Martian!

  • @MultiCoolmovies
    @MultiCoolmovies 7 лет назад +4

    Franchises with more bad movies then good:
    Alien
    Pirates of the Caribbean
    Transformers
    Cars/Planes
    Star Wars (depending what you consider is part of the franchise)
    Saw
    Rocky
    Nightmare on Elm Street
    Friday the 13th
    Jaws
    Terminator
    Planet of the Apes

  • @h.u.n.k493
    @h.u.n.k493 7 лет назад +296

    Just remember Neil Blomkamp's Alien 5 was sacrificed to make this. Take that any which way you want it.

    • @yaugustin7370
      @yaugustin7370 7 лет назад +1

      Dormammu yeah I was lookin forward for that one
      and it will never happen
      or will it ?

    • @michaelmyers5782
      @michaelmyers5782 7 лет назад +14

      it will never happen

    • @AB-lt2pg
      @AB-lt2pg 7 лет назад +23

      I doubt that would've been much better.

    • @axparkmarquez
      @axparkmarquez 7 лет назад +11

      It wasn't sacrificed, Ridley said that there was never a finished script.

    • @danielcooper8986
      @danielcooper8986 7 лет назад +1

      Let his film die and never come to fruition.

  • @rovlad
    @rovlad 7 лет назад +165

    There are now more bad alien movies than good ones... true, true...

    • @k-bear7707
      @k-bear7707 6 лет назад +3

      rovlad, you forgot that resurrection was a good one

    • @TheJrbdog
      @TheJrbdog 6 лет назад +6

      K Bear Hahahahahahaha.

    • @tigergirl305
      @tigergirl305 6 лет назад +5

      K Bear Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh...depends on your definition of *good*

    • @kene301187
      @kene301187 4 года назад +3

      @@k-bear7707 it was alright at best

    • @guerillabedlam1
      @guerillabedlam1 3 года назад +1

      @@k-bear7707 Resurrection was the worst of them all lol

  • @nansensme8255
    @nansensme8255 7 лет назад +158

    Please do "the mummy of tom cruise" I'M BEGGING YOU

    • @wills2140
      @wills2140 7 лет назад +2

      Too soon. Far too soon.

    • @Yasviele
      @Yasviele 7 лет назад +2

      They actually wait for the bluray release if you haven't notice

  • @garciahotspur1914
    @garciahotspur1914 7 лет назад +34

    Just give Ridley Scott a DAMN GOOD script already!!!!!!

    • @jonathanw1019
      @jonathanw1019 7 лет назад +6

      Or Ridley, could, you know, not actually make the shitty ones he keeps getting handed.

    • @maulcs
      @maulcs 7 лет назад +1

      More like, keep Ridley Scott as far away from the script as possible. He's the one who's been pushing them in certain directions and asking for changes.

  • @elberethgilthoniel1397
    @elberethgilthoniel1397 7 лет назад +125

    Inner Light was a beautiful TNG episode. Have that flute solo on my moving songs mix.

    • @commentmutant
      @commentmutant 7 лет назад +2

      you do know he didnt really play that? he was using a prop and they added the music lmfao!!

    • @elberethgilthoniel1397
      @elberethgilthoniel1397 7 лет назад +2

      commentmutant No I didn't. Thanks for the info. It's ok though. Patrick's performance gave the melody real feeling.

    • @grrandram
      @grrandram 7 лет назад +15

      They really aren't on a Starship traveling through space, either.

    • @grrandram
      @grrandram 7 лет назад +2

      Captain Picard was playing the flute.

    • @mancamiatipoola
      @mancamiatipoola 6 лет назад

      Yep, that was probably THE best ST TNG episode ever. Still a better story than Covenant...

  • @damianlord7954
    @damianlord7954 6 лет назад +11

    Ignore all the engineers, where do we / they come from nonsense, the one thing this film totally ruined... Ripley! In Alien she was an amazing character who went from meek/normal to scrambling survivor, to Aliens where she faced her demons and really became hard-boiled. The fact that she survives the first encounter means something, to the viewer and her character. The fact she survives the second encounter, and becomes a mother figure (again) to Newt, putting herself in harms way to save Newt again means something to the viewer and the evolution of her character. Then we find out that actually someone else (suspiciously looking exactly the same!?!?) already survived the same thing basically, which to me devalues Ripley's survival and character arc over the first two movies!

    • @mori1bund
      @mori1bund 4 года назад +4

      actually the 3rd alien movie already devalues everything from the first two movies, first by killing her "daughter" (which makes Ripley's accomplishment from the previous movie pointless) and in the end by killing Ripley herself.

    • @RachelG1979
      @RachelG1979 3 года назад

      Then the horror of the cloning

  • @BloodDragoon
    @BloodDragoon 7 лет назад +397

    You do the blowing, Ile do the fingering.

    • @mechasatsu6214
      @mechasatsu6214 7 лет назад +25

      thats me when my girl wont take the shower.

    • @JonasofPersia
      @JonasofPersia 7 лет назад +1

      David proceeds to stick a thumb up his ass.

    • @orsalexandruharsanyi7661
      @orsalexandruharsanyi7661 7 лет назад +6

      I had the same exact reaction in the cinema as him.

    • @DashRendar308
      @DashRendar308 7 лет назад +4

      I thought the entire time David would shove that flute into the other androids mouth and out the back of his head any moment to kill him.

    • @lonewanderer5515
      @lonewanderer5515 7 лет назад +1

      TF Deadpool 117 al work the shaft cup the balls and swallow up the gravy

  • @charliehandy9532
    @charliehandy9532 7 лет назад +6

    Glad someone else picked up on the similarities between David & Walter and David and Lore. David especially reminded me of Lore in the episode 'The Descent Part 2' where he is in control of the Borg outcasts.

  • @mychannelhasonly1videojust417
    @mychannelhasonly1videojust417 7 лет назад +15

    I'll never look at a flute the same way now

  • @TragoudistrosMPH
    @TragoudistrosMPH 5 лет назад +66

    The crews are the descendents of the College Admissions Scandal.
    They have degrees, but they did not earn them...

  • @carlosdonizetti9573
    @carlosdonizetti9573 7 лет назад +20

    Alien Franchise : Game Over Man, Game Over!

  • @chaffe619
    @chaffe619 7 лет назад +105

    Please say "The Toby Magurie dance in spiderman 3 was epic"

    • @tigerbread78
      @tigerbread78 7 лет назад +4

      Guyonagame1988 I think these requests are leading on a downward spiral.

    • @hellriser8955
      @hellriser8955 7 лет назад +1

      freak

    • @chaffe619
      @chaffe619 7 лет назад

      tigerbread78 I'm going in a dark hole and I'm taking the world with me

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 3 месяца назад +9

    0:23 Looks like we're now even!

  • @carlitosm2819
    @carlitosm2819 6 лет назад +17

    Man, this honest trailer was one of the best. I laughed so hard throughout the whole thing. It's sad, but no Alien movie had people making bad calls as much as this one. So sad to see Ridley Scott trying so hard to shove his point of view in life down our throats like a freaking face hugger. Just give us crude horror and action; it worked wonders in the first two.

  • @feynstein1004
    @feynstein1004 7 лет назад +9

    Hey guys, don't worry. I recently binge watched all honest trailers and after looking at the comments, I realized that Screen Junkies do answer all their fan requests. In about 2 years from the date of posting. Which means we'll get Pulp Fiction at least within next year.

  • @michaelramon2411
    @michaelramon2411 7 лет назад +33

    A film that wants you to ask questions like "Who are we?" and "Why are we here?", but will have you asking questions like "Who are these people?" and "Why are they here?".

  • @xDagger
    @xDagger 7 лет назад +345

    Honest Trailers - The Emoji Movie

    • @Millss14
      @Millss14 7 лет назад +14

      xDagger Jesus can you stop asking for films that are not available out home release as they would just show the trailer and do their normal narration so it would just be pointless and unfunny

    • @danielattrell
      @danielattrell 7 лет назад +2

      Seagull Man *Cough* Nostalgia Critic *Cough*

    • @DrSex-ng7um
      @DrSex-ng7um 7 лет назад +4

      Don't forget about IHE lol, he's gonna tear it apart

  • @bruceadams5943
    @bruceadams5943 6 лет назад +5

    You guys ALWAYS hit the nail on the head with every movie you review and never fail to point out LITERALLY all the issues that I have with these movies. The movie industry could do SO MUCH BETTER if they ran stuff by you guys before releasing their abortions to the public. Also you guys give praise where its due as well like in Thor: Ragnarok. Thank you guys for everything you do! You are somehow able to salvage my time and money from seeing a GOD AWEFUL movie that I felt bad about seeing and then I come home and watch your Honest Trailer of it and suddenly I am almost glad I saw it just so I could watch your rundown of how bad it was! The views and likes speak for themselves.
    Have you guys thought of teaming up with HISHE? I usually watch both of your skits about a movie back to back.

  • @kickit9717
    @kickit9717 7 лет назад +5

    That flute part was nerve racking, it was pure suspense because you had the feeling something was going to happen.

  • @ashly9910
    @ashly9910 7 лет назад +57

    Say: "Mission Report: December 16, 1991"

    • @wills2140
      @wills2140 7 лет назад +2

      I think they have done that..

    • @ashly9910
      @ashly9910 7 лет назад +2

      Will S Really? When?

    • @ashly9910
      @ashly9910 7 лет назад +1

      ***** oh thxs

    • @wills2140
      @wills2140 7 лет назад

      Thank you. I couldn't reply to say that I couldn't remember, lol.

  • @TheStyleCutter
    @TheStyleCutter 7 лет назад +56

    data and lore 👨‍❤‍👨

  • @armyguy4124
    @armyguy4124 5 лет назад +17

    " Me when I hear 6 more movies are coming.." Scene..LMAO

  • @fernandovalenzuelahermoza7328
    @fernandovalenzuelahermoza7328 7 лет назад +59

    Honest Trailers - The fifth element

  • @alexsas1
    @alexsas1 7 лет назад +48

    HONEST TRAILER WONDER WOMAN!!!!!!!!!

  • @shawnlewis5611
    @shawnlewis5611 7 лет назад +20

    Please do "The Sixth Sense"

  • @reyAlpha936
    @reyAlpha936 2 года назад +5

    Your laugh when David or whatever said "I'll do the fingering" was priceless 😂 that made me laugh even more

  • @allhailkingkillmonger3609
    @allhailkingkillmonger3609 7 лет назад +105

    Honest Trailers Kong Skull Island

  • @SquareSquidStudios
    @SquareSquidStudios 7 лет назад +22

    "I will do the fingering" That makes the movie worth watching!~

  • @ethanpfeiffer7403
    @ethanpfeiffer7403 7 лет назад +22

    Do Sharknado.

    • @otaimaksimaify
      @otaimaksimaify 7 лет назад

      Ethanol 314 already did that Kappa

    • @tukaluna5576
      @tukaluna5576 7 лет назад +1

      whatcha say? Sharknado 5 is coming, so another one is needed

  • @Alucard2091
    @Alucard2091 3 месяца назад +2

    Holy shet we're getting new Alien Honest Trailer (film saga) after 7yrs

  • @AikiNickAMV2
    @AikiNickAMV2 7 лет назад +22

    2:20 - A secret plan to get rid of the planet's idiots? Is that a reference to "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe"? The Golgafrinchans ark, which in itself was a reference to Plato's Ship of Fools. Well played, Screen Junkies, well played.

    • @GeekofNature42
      @GeekofNature42 7 лет назад +3

      Nika Zardiashvili depends. How many of them were hairdressers? :P

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 7 лет назад

      Damn. You beat me to it. By two weeks! I didn't read this far down before I posted. I wasn't sure of what volume from HHGTG. But I did hit Starship Titanic. Wasn't that...sorta the same thing?
      Maybe not. I read all of HH. And Dirk Gently. But not Titanic.

  • @lp0172
    @lp0172 7 лет назад +51

    PLEASE say, "I did not believe my eyes when ten million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep."

    • @autruff18
      @autruff18 7 лет назад +1

      BatSnacks24 so u like to make urself believe if planet Earth turned slowly eh?

    • @pikira2246
      @pikira2246 7 лет назад +1

      BatSnacks24 Why is that a meme? I loved that song.

    • @lp0172
      @lp0172 7 лет назад

      Uno Roeslan Well yeah, but sometimes I find it hard to stay awake when I'm asleep...

    • @JeanPaulBeaubier
      @JeanPaulBeaubier 7 лет назад

      would you believe your pants if ten million fire ants

  • @shaheerbaba3888
    @shaheerbaba3888 7 лет назад +64

    Honest trailer Wonder woman plzzz

    • @jordanj809
      @jordanj809 7 лет назад +5

      Shaheer Baba38 is Wonder Woman on DVD?

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 7 лет назад +8

      Jordan Jolivette It's not even on digital release yet. Guardians Vol. 2 might be, though. Today or next week.

    • @Milmiskew
      @Milmiskew 7 лет назад

      Jim B. Guardians 2 came out of in digital dvd today

    • @juanmaya9146
      @juanmaya9146 7 лет назад

      to sum it up,its a movie that if u dont like,feminazis will call u sexist

  • @ashleya3731
    @ashleya3731 4 года назад +5

    I never finished this. The fact that there are two flute scenes and I didn't even know flutes were involved has me laughing too hard rn 😂 🤣 💀

    • @markkumanninen6524
      @markkumanninen6524 9 месяцев назад

      My Alien love affair died when I quit Prometheus halfway through.

  • @ohhaimark8867
    @ohhaimark8867 7 лет назад +370

    Honest Trailers: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    • @battleupsaber462
      @battleupsaber462 7 лет назад +9

      Screen Ninja ...so do you really think the Emoji movie is the most fascinating and gripping, character driven masterpiece you have ever seen?
      🤔😁😉😎☺

    • @ohhaimark8867
      @ohhaimark8867 7 лет назад +6

      BattleUp Saber, yes, truly the Citizen Kane of animated movies.

    • @waterbottleflipss1281
      @waterbottleflipss1281 7 лет назад

      Ya do guardians 2

    • @ohhaimark8867
      @ohhaimark8867 7 лет назад +3

      Yudha Bagaskara I think it's the digital out in the States today and the blu-ray comes out in a few weeks, except other countries will probably have to wait like a month as usual for the blu-ray, but that's what we get for getting marvel movies a week earlier in cinemas.

    • @sleepyazathoth5238
      @sleepyazathoth5238 7 лет назад +1

      They're probably gonna do it when the bluray comes out, so enjoy this one.

  • @ollie4354
    @ollie4354 7 лет назад +4

    That snort of laughter at the fingering line was exactly the same noise everybody made in the screening I saw. Never heard that many people do that at once before.

  • @tonymason2875
    @tonymason2875 7 лет назад +6

    Only a couple of minutes in and I love this trailer commentary. It's funny because it's true! Great job Screen Junkies.

  • @WalkingDream
    @WalkingDream 5 лет назад +10

    "Cheer as this gaggle of idiots are picked off one by one for their terrible decisions..." x.x DEAD

  • @vasilgevezov3424
    @vasilgevezov3424 7 лет назад +17

    now that you said "Earth has a program to deport the biggers morons", the movie actually makes sense. Dang

  • @joeytaylor1021
    @joeytaylor1021 7 лет назад +156

    Say "I'm Mary Poppins Y'all

  • @PatrickStarboy12
    @PatrickStarboy12 7 лет назад +11

    We need a honest trailer for marvel netflix shows. Defenders is about to come out

  • @adamstuartclark
    @adamstuartclark 4 года назад +5

    Blasphemy! The flute in this movie ain't got sh*t on Picard.
    Also, the whole shower scene was dumb. Why would you ever design an alarm that you could simply "tune out" with your own playlist. That's just sloppy ship design.

  • @lone17wolf
    @lone17wolf 7 лет назад +198

    Say "Watch me, I'll do the fingering"

    • @michaelbuckelew
      @michaelbuckelew 7 лет назад +39

      Vlad Vale I was disappointed he didn't say it "fluuuuuute" (like bewwwwwbs).

  • @deepakpatidar8462
    @deepakpatidar8462 7 лет назад +157

    Please do *The Room (2003)*

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 7 лет назад +4

      Deepak Patidar - Oh hi Mark.

    • @miiasma
      @miiasma 7 лет назад +1

      yeeehhh

    • @mythhead2688
      @mythhead2688 7 лет назад +7

      Deepak Patidar So excited for the "Disaster Artist" movie! 😂

    • @Someguy1357
      @Someguy1357 7 лет назад +4

      They already did.

    • @deepakpatidar8462
      @deepakpatidar8462 7 лет назад +1

      Someguy1357 I don't think so...

  • @TheSwapan48
    @TheSwapan48 7 лет назад +116

    So...Can we all agree here that the flute sequence had great music....It was so.... soothing!!!!!

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 7 лет назад +27

      Swapan Singhal Admit it: You just liked the fingering. 😉

    • @TheSwapan48
      @TheSwapan48 7 лет назад +2

      Neil Haeems Sure good choice

    • @chrismcdonald2947
      @chrismcdonald2947 7 лет назад +2

      Would have been great to be relaxed and then epic if all hell broke loose..but sadly....nope

    • @wowwhtdidijustwatch
      @wowwhtdidijustwatch 7 лет назад

      Swapan Singhal except it was a recorder not a flute

    • @TheSwapan48
      @TheSwapan48 7 лет назад

      sean mcInally Sometimes you just close your eyes and listen...thats how calming and peaceful it was

  • @mediocregaming17
    @mediocregaming17 6 лет назад +3

    2:23
    That's actually an important plot point in one of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

  • @hhlaxbro
    @hhlaxbro 7 лет назад +16

    In space no one can hear you complain

  • @teejayreque
    @teejayreque 7 лет назад +34

    Man, they should've collaborated with the Shittyflute channel for this Honest Trailer of Alien: Covenant lol!
    And please say, "YOU CHALLENGE MAKOA?!" Thanks!

  • @ozone9473
    @ozone9473 7 лет назад +18

    This movie was a huge disappointment

  • @antonysimpson6288
    @antonysimpson6288 3 года назад +6

    Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy actually had the 'send all your useless population out on a ficticious mission' plotline years ago!

    • @Revan2908
      @Revan2908 3 года назад

      I thought of that, myself lol

  • @Swedishfika123
    @Swedishfika123 7 лет назад +14

    Do shawshank redemption

  • @VeeveesperthereseeA3NiktoLover
    @VeeveesperthereseeA3NiktoLover 6 лет назад +10

    "Freshman philosophy class" YEAH!

  • @AddlerMartin
    @AddlerMartin 7 лет назад +28

    Forgot to mention that David looks like Iggy Pop with that hair

  • @aussj4link
    @aussj4link 6 лет назад +2

    Ahh that Picard flute scene still hits me right in the feels.

  • @trillo3332
    @trillo3332 6 лет назад +14

    Alien 5, Prometheus 2
    👏

  • @everardobernal5471
    @everardobernal5471 7 лет назад +12

    PLEASE DO SCREAM

  • @declassified137
    @declassified137 7 лет назад +9

    Most accurate review ever.

  • @OpheliaChennai
    @OpheliaChennai 6 лет назад +5

    The most hilarious honest trailer I've seen.
    "Earth has a secret program to deport world's biggest morons! "🤣🤣