BEST CONSOLE EVER? - Open Haus
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
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"On three separate occasions, a research team spotted young male seals sexually coercing what appeared to be healthy penguins of unknown gender.
All four known sexual incidents followed a common pattern. Each time a seal chased, captured and mounted the penguin. The seal then attempted copulation several times, lasting about five minutes each, with periods of rest in between.
Male and female penguins mate via an opening called a cloaca, and the seals are thought to have actually penetrated the penguins in some of the acts, which were caught on film.
In three of the four recorded incidents the seal let the penguin go. But on one of the more recent occasions, the seal killed and ate the penguin after trying to mate with it.
The incidents are the only time pinnipeds, the group that includes seals, fur seals and sea-lions, have been known to have sex with an animal from a different biological class, in this case a mammal trying to have sex with a bird.
The scientists can only speculate about why the seals are behaving this way."
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'Like most good ideas i come up with it involves a van' I fucking love Lawrence.
SO MANY CONFLICTING SPONSORS! MAC WELDON OR ME UNDIES! MVMNT OR VINCERRO! I DONT KNOW WHO TO TRUST!
buy ALLLLLL of them
Rip my bank account
C A P I T A L I S M
None of them.
Buy whoever is paying the check that week
Wait. So should I buy a MVMT watch or a Vincero watch?
hawkteflon they're (sort of) different styles
Both, then become mr diddles
One is nice, the other is MVMT. Don't get either and go with a Fossil or an Invicta
A Bowen But why does he wear two watches?
I've had 2 MVMT watches. Both died within 2 months. Neveragain
Adam should install security cameras in his home, so he can catch that sneaky cat, who is obviously scratching at him in his sleep, to steal his blood, to clone his dna. I mean, seriously.
sXeblues He's actually self-harming because of his depression.
Vincent Alvarado but then it wouldn't be real, as he dreamt it all along
I got, I got, I got, I got
Felines, got cats stealing my DNA.
Mmmm adam clones....
There is no first, we get it and that's it!
Except for Ska, it came before reggae.
(wheezing laughter)
from what video was that again? I need to rewatch that
Fat Disney Princesses
That phrase haunts my dreams; I love you papa Bruce.
My grandmother passed away this morning.
I haven't started watching yet but I know you guys will cheer me up. Rest in peace Jean.
That drop of blood when James says "Brand new sponsor" flew over my head at first, but damn it it's amazing
I spent some time living in Nicaragua and they say you should eat your food as soon as you get it so you can eat it while it's hot and enjoy it because when everyone else gets their food theirs will be hot but then yours would be cold if you waited. I thought the logic was fair enough so I continue to this day to eat while my starving friends watch
What about MVMT watches? D:
hahah it's almost like they jumped ships
pfft, who would want a "minimalistic" watch like that when you can have the newest youtuber sponsor watch
Bob Jones or it's almost like they can have multiple sponsors and you can own more than one watch
I heard they're junk. i guess they die within 2 months for some people. but i don't know, i don't have one and don't plan on buying one
They can't have conflicting sponsors. Vincero must've offered them more money so they dropped MVMT
Damn I actually have orientation tomorrow and I wanted them to actually answer that question.
Nacho Dipper mines not tomorrow but it's in a month. Gonna go fight some big guy to make a good first impression
Purple Face haha mine was super chill the whole time and I made some good friends. UMD is great.
I just wanna watch James wrestle, can't wait
There's a video up on RUclips somewhere (or at least there was) of the match. It's really poor quality, but James' in-ring ability definitely isn't.
Captain Ireland4 I wanna watch him wrestle with Jeff
I love the way they answered that seal question. It increasingly got further away from a real answer
I thought Lawrence was gonna say that the van IS the console. It's such a pain transport and carry around your console so this would be a new console where it can transport you! No longer needing to carry around separate CD cases and extra controllers in a bag, you just constantly have it ready to gooo!
really vincero watches don't they know all funhaus viewers are unemployed 20 somethings
Jshreddy k employed 30 something here
Jshreddy k employed 20 something here
Jshreddy k employed 10 something year old
Russell Martin Incredible. Dude is referencing primary demo, and you somehow think not being part of that demo changes the demo. What the fuck is wrong with you.
speak for yourself boiii
Always cracks me up to see the way that funhaus does it's advertisement. Even though the product isn't my first choice and it is clear they are advertising, I still keep watching just because of the way they do it, still keeping the entertaining and attention factor. Haven't seen any other brand or channel be able to achieve this
Funhaus is the only company where even the ads/product placement are/is funny.
funhaus, you have done what literally nobody in my life has been capable of doing.
you make ads i like listening to. not just one of two, but all of them are consistently entertaining.
just.....well done.
that first picture of Elyse as the teen wolf was fucking hilarious. funniest Photoshop they've done
I once had a dream that I had sex with James, I then woke up crying because I felt like I betrayed Elyse. I still can't look at Elyse the same, I'm so sorry.
Brionieeee You were Elyse in your dream.
Trevoorheees exactly! But the reason you feel guilty about it is because it's incest. Sorry to drop that on you but incest is not wincest
Yea... you don't look 18
It's ok. I'm sure someone else already had a dream like that with Elyse. They are even
You need Jesus
"a friend with weed is a friend indeed,
but a friend with gold is the best I'm told."
-Leprechaun in the Hood
Props to Adam for correctly saying Frankenstein's monster and not just Frankenstein.
"I'm innocent." - Lawrence Sonntag
Statement by Defendant
That cracked me up
Elyse taking the 70's bush to a whole new level. I'm a fan.
I just love the sponsorship segments, they're getting better and better. I think you should just make a whole show about product placement
Etiquette dictates you can eat hot food when it arrives and should not be considered impolite to do so.
Fucking lol at James running out of breath talking about the watch going red and popping.
Even though I am not tight or active with the other members of your guys community/fan base, I feel very welcome because of you guys. I love it. It makes me feel like I matter again. been around since I was in middle school, downloading IG podcasts on my iPod in which Adam was voicing a Spartan and occasionally an uncharted 2 character. thank you all. I hope to be around ANOTHER 9 years.
Each time I heard them say DUCU, I thought Bruce was talking about star wars again
So I havent watched funhaus for about 6 months and I am starting to get back into it. It is awesome to see that these guys havent changed and are still freaking hilarious. Keep up the great work.
"get out of the way of the multi-ton vehicles moving at high velocity" lol
0:44 The way he said "Vincero"... Bruce is part Native American and Mexican, *now he's part Italian as well* ?! Just how far deep does this rabbit hole go?
Sir D. Elazul Didn't you know he is the Gamefather.
WellFedArtist so like the Godfather but with games?
Sir D. Elazul Bingo
Adam cutting himself from depression?
I really like how you guys do the ads, I actually watch through them.
When they start a video talking about blood, you know it's going to be a good one.
When Adam makes a joke about haemophilia, the bleeding disorder that I have, and suddenly I don't feel so alone in the world
*a single tear runs down my face*
1:19 WOOOOAAAH. I just got a CRAZY deja vu there. I don't know why, but Bruce saying "That's way cooler than just being a visible man" reminded me of that time they uploaded the same episode of Open Haus twice. Fucking crazy.
Man Vincero is really making a movement. Thank god for FunHaus
2:17 cute moment for James and Adam...JINX!
I had a raging migrane all day... I watch FH and feel much better. Thanks guys
so much admiration for having an ad read at the end AND it being the funniest part of the vid
ps2, metal arms a glitch in the system was my favourite game
10:13 when you're looking at your friend across the room
That picture they used as the background for Matt mowing down pedestrians is like 2 blocks from me in Manhattan.
Bruce's face at 5:54 lmao
Lawrence staring a comment with, "and this is a real story by the way" , always starts a great, and possibly gross, story
"... and then as soon as her food gets there, I just slide it off the table." True words of wisdom from Lawrence
welp I guess screw mvmt watches lol
Thank you Movement Watches for sponsoring this episode.
Dude these fashionable photoshops of the gang are really givin me my jollys.
I'm really glad they mentioned periods, reminded me to take my pill, cheers guys.
Adams bleeding reminds me of Brendan Fraser's character from scrubs.
9:30 Holy Crap... Lawrence, you need to invest in a turtleneck. ASAP
I was just thinking about jail and it reminds me so much of Funhaus. Just hanging out with your bros getting shredded.
Shout out to whoever edited this for using some Dr. Octagon @ 2.52
Shout out to whoever edited this for using some Dr. Octagon @ 2.52
What time did peak wake up? He looks exhausted! Wake up peak!!
I AGREE WITH LAWRENCE. Everyone should eat when their plate is served to them and not wait for the rest of the table. This leaves the initially lucky ones with cold food. I never wait and I don't expect others to wait for me if they are served first.
I can't believe the funhouse crew would turn away from mvmt watches like this *audibly inaudible gasp*
The "Divisible Man" sounds like the design on Lawrence's shirt in this episode
Lawrence is a fucking natural glass showcase.
That bruise on Elyse got me wondering how it got there. As a result I've narrowed it down to two possibilities; either james ATTACKED her, OR she's recently gotten an implant to stop her from stealing James' precious seed and creating more god like creatures.
I'm bouta be Tug Nuggets with all the watches on my wrist
1:10 funny you mention it lawrance, actually there is a youtube series called "visible man", its a Turkish show and the whole premise is a mad scientist makes this one guy to be able to be seen only by himself. Its called "görünen adam".
Friendship ended with MVMT, Now VINCERO is my best friend
Movement watches look so much better, I can't believe you would betray them
Geez with how lackluster the Microsoft conference is going to be we would actually need a funhaus porntable device
Battle between the watch sponsors
I can't tell who's better at selling the Ads between Lars and James
Sooooooooo...
What happened to MVMT Watch?
+Paco Sinbad they got cucked.
Paco Sinbad ?
To Lawrence's query on why you have to wait for people to get food to start eating, it's a social thing. If you start before everyone else, you won't talk to them as much before the meal or after because one of you will have a mouth full of food. That's why I never wait because the less time I spend talking to people, the less likely it is I make a fool of myself. Also, it might just be some stupid relic of the past like the "no elbows on the table" rule.
Laurence's shirt is the coolest I've seen in a while. Used to love Rez on ps2
This is the only channel I enjoy watching the part where they talk about the sponsors. They go out of there way to put effort into selling the sponsors product.
Please make that photoshop a reality and have a competitive eating championship... 🙏🏻😭😂
Wow! A watch sponsor?! You guys are really leveling up
As a hemophiliac I appreciate Adam's hemophilia joke in the beginning
Lawrence is the kind of person that eats out at a sushi place and thanks the staff in Japanese.
Only Funhaus can make sponsor ads interesting.
I agree with Lawrence when he said that he should be able to eat first if he gets his food first. If I'm hungry, I eat. I was at a wedding recently where I didn't like anything that they were serving, so they gave me a kids meal (I'm an adult by most standards) and I got my food immediately, I'm guessing it's so the kids don't complain. I ate that shit in front of everyone, and no one chastised me for it.
Long story short, order a kids meal if you want your food to come quickly.
So when you put the Poarnable and LayDown-NipOut together would you be able to buy a windshield whipper like device to help in the cleaning of your console
Of course, we should've known. The reason he doesn't talk is because all his words are uttered when he's driving through pedestrian-filled crossings and across scum-infested pathways. Ooooh, Umbasa...
2:30, the look Peake gives Bruce...
i know lawrence was joke modeling the watch but damn lol, looks classy AF
THANK YOU PEAKE! For years I have questioned why cars yield for pedestrians. Why should such great inventions stop for those who cannot watch their step?
Maybe it’s a “with great power, comes great responsibility” scenario... BUT SCREW THAT! You have a CAR!
Adam's elephant man comment made me actually spit out my ice cream
Impossible. A SEAL is never unarmed!
Matt Peake is by far my favorite member of Funhaus.
love the doctor octagon beat at the leprechaun reference
Lawrence is literally so statuesque
Don't think I didn't catch the Dr. Octagon song on that leprechaun in the hood reference... I see you, I'm with it.
I got killed by Lawrence's non-photoshopped watch poses
Matt "don't yield to pedestrians" Peake
"multi-ton objects traveling at high velocity"
I love how you guys can make a sponsored segment entertaining.
matt looks like he's been fighting he's got marks all over his face
"2 4 6 8 bog in don't wait."
It took me longer than I would like to realize me and James were wearing the same shirt
If peake slightly smiles at something you know that he thinks it's really fucking funny.
Wait, what about Movement Watches? They're gonna feel jilted, FunHaus....
Only Funhaus can advertise and still be funny
Ah, the two game consoles I'll ever need in my life.
I'm with Lawrence on the waiting to eat. If we've all decided we have to start eating at the same time then wouldn't it follow that we should all have to finish eating at the same time.