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I love when they all just gang up on Matt Peak and try to pervert his wholesome answer
Deadpok3 haha Matt is so wholesome isnt he?
I don't remember... saying any of that
I actually find myself getting annoyed when he presents a natural PE/\KE wholesome answer and they corrupt it or talk over him.
Damn Lawrence, that was a solid Tim Allen oooaAAAH on the fly. Have fun denying evolution in your new body!
Edit: That Bruce and Don Justice League bit was amazing.
TheMasterpiecePD You can be religious and believe in evolution.
TheMasterpiecePD Evolution is true and observable whether you believe in it or not, denying it is up there with being a Flat Earther. It's not bigotry since OP never gave any opinion on religion.
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Legitimate helpful Peake
All:WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG YOU THAT DOESN'T WORK
poor Peake
On the 12th day of Christmas, my funhaus gave to me:
12 Demos snapping
11 Fedoras tipping
10 James a-joking
9 Lawrences dancing
8 Open huases
7 Elyse impressions
6 Adams glitching
5 Sonic rings
4 Worried Paws
3 Ska horns
2 Peake Cults
And 1 EPIC fart from Bruce Greene
😭😭Better than Mariah Carey😭😭
That was the most pure thing ever...
You need an award
This was actually perfect
Peake just had to stop at "I would just say, smash that"
The Tom Cruise Samurai bit got me ahah
They talked about Brenden Fraser and DIDN'T mention the classic remake Journey to the Center of the Earth?? There was a goddamn T. rex you ignoramuses!
The Tim Allen shit had my dying. Love you guys and your references
Lol, imagine seeing someone being sick and coughing within a circle with his friends now in 2021. Lol
Exactly what I was thinking! Feels like that would be a crime today
A Brendan Fraser movie marathon without Looney Toons: Back In Action is pure lunacy.
Vit Kozusky Right..Looney Tunes back in action is a cinematographic masterpiece
That and George of the Jungle
Everytime Adam puts on sunglasses he just becomes the funniest person in the office....
Randomeris1 did I miss something? I guess he’s always been wearing glasses then
Matt: Just because the Hammer thing worked with you does not mean it does with everyone.
Not everyone has a schlong like Peak
Aha, I'm sorry, did the editor put a fence over James' "impression" of Al from Home Improvement? Because Al was Tim's assistant on Tool Time, NOT his neighbor peering over the fence whose face was never shown. THAT character was Wilson. Jesus, guys, come on. Next you'll be calling Pamela Anderson's character Heidi.
Boom! *Got 'em*
Poor Peake always so jaded about Bruce refusing his food
Erik Venderbush it’s a battle of the ages
Funhaus is in my daily rutine i wake up then i watch then i wait around 10 minutes to the video to appear .and enjoy my morning
epicddgt Here in SA it's at 16:00 so they're a part of my daily lunch routine
Same here man, except a funhaus video is uploaded at 1 in the morning. It's a bit weird walking up to just go back to sleep
It gets uploaded 1:30 Aus time but their videos send me to sleep because they are relaxing and entertaining so it helps when I can't sleep
You should really proof read your comments.
Same.
I just finished my calc final and it’s so nice to see this in my feed ❤️
SAME lol
Wtf that so weird lmao samee
Hope you do well on all the finals you might have left!
That’s so weird hahaha @Jacob and Meth and thank you Destiny!
I just finished my anatomy final... rough stuff
This is a fun opening question mid pandemic lol
The male version of Monkey Branching is called Orbiting. Where, as Lawrence said, they think if they stick around they'll eventually get sex.
It works every time and I'll prove that eventually
Actually, I think that's called being a dude.
You'd think I'd learn to not drink water while watching Funhaus, after 147 episodes..
Adam got me with the T̶y̶l̶e̶r̶ Terry Cools
I don't even get notifications. I am just lonely and always on RUclips.
15:25 James and the whole kitchen on fire is a great way of advertising for Blue Apron. I'm sure they loved it. LOL
Man, that was a wicked sweet Jennifer Aniston impression there Elyse.
"Kink for spreading disease." Sadly this is a real thing...
Praise Nurgle
GameofMoans it's pretty big in the gay community
Hey Funhaus how do you find a drug dealer if you’ve never had to do that before?
Kagera80 You don't. Don't do drugs
Personally I've friends that have one, that's the easiest way to do it, ask friends you know that use.
Just find a place that people go and smoke weed then sit in your car and wait. Drug dealers literally come up to your car and ask if you smile
Just say yes and they give you their number. My friend has met 3 this way
Kagera80 Walmart
Make or grow them yourself.
Obligatory Funhaus quote:
"You're setting a _trap_ for her..."
" *SHE'S SHY!* "
Do you like Huey Lewis & The News? Their early work was a little too 'new-wave' for my taste, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own - both commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour. In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is 'Hip To Be Square', a song so catchy most people probably don't listen to the lyrics - but they should! Because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!
Is this an American Psycho reference?
Is this the new Rick and Morty meme?
HEY PAUL!
HEY, PAUL!!! AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH
Yeah, Adam. Buy High Sell Low
Clearly the wife handles all the finances & decisions in their relationship
James' eyes work so well with Lady Gaga's hair. He should definitely consider that look.
I need Santa Claus vs Krampus in my life. This was the best idea anyone in Funhaus history has ever made. MAKE IT HAPPEN GUYS!
8:38 i love how matt visibly looks upset that he kinda gets ignored8:38 i love how matt visibly looks upset that he kinda gets ignored
WHERE IS JOEL ON THE JEW CANDLES??
3:50 James said "Al shows up" and then the graphic was a fence, implying that it is WILSON, not Al. Stop ruining my childhood.
Ty Grenier respect for my king
Bruce missed opportunity to call him Santa Claws
I love that Matt Peake usually tries to give actual honest answers, and most of the time it just backfires on him.
Please make Open Haus longer! That would be the best present of all time.
their reaction to Matt at 8:20 had me dying !!!
The 3 skateboard thing was called a Rad Board. I had one, and it wasn't good at anything. Just like me.
I am pausing the video right after they said it 9:15 because i totally want it to happen. The development into the creativity that you guys have when reading comments, and how your bits are becoming full skits is awesome. I would love the comment show to be longer, but only if you guys even can with how much you are already doing!
Dwayne Johnson as Santa Clause 4, Kevin Hart as his number 1 helper elf with Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell as comparative villains looking to steal christmas
Poor Matt, tries to be sincere and gets FunHaus'd in the Auss
My idea for The Santa Clause 4 would be Santa (Tim Allen) meeting Jesus played by Tom Hanks and they work together to save Christmas.
That my friend Adam, was legit a great Ray Romano impression !
We need an Ygritte, John snow, Ray Romano, Blue Face, Eddie Murphy impressions video special for the holidays !
Elyse at 5:05 like "yep, we're doing this again"
8:37 you can see peake being done with their shit lmao
Elyse’s Ray Romano got me rolling 😂😂😂😂
The Blue Apron was a real ad?! Wow, that was brought to the conversation so smoothly!
The shy people one hit too close to home. Thanks for the advice...
Phillip Porter too close
*sad* *violin* *music*
Just do what Matt said, just be honest with the person you like.
yeah.. the cocaine thing is usually pretty solid advise
Lawrence, I implore you, convince everyone to get those disease mouth masks. You guys can fashion em up and stuff, and then you can do a Japanese gimmick gameplay akin to the spray painting one you did.
how is this so ironic
@@devの how is this discoverable, is the real question?
@@arcadius2569 true it was the fourth comment down
funhaus is so funny that almost all joke they make that sound's offensive sounds funny
I wanna hear more of Adams origin story, cuz it's so interesting that he actually has two mom's and id love to hear more stories from him
DOOOOOOOON! * squeals like Lucille Bluth *
And Blaine is a pain haha
Matt peak, please don't ever leave. You are the only one who can make them seem reasonable.
Holy Christ, please make a longer Open Haus. I will be satisfied with at least an hour, thank you.
I’m so glad I found your channel. I was looking for this until I found it on 4chan. THANKS FOR HAVING GOOD CONTENT!
I can see Elyse's disappointment grow with every Open Haus, with Lawrence's continuing insidious references masturbation or horrific sexual kinks.
Keep it up Lawrence :D
MrMorganfarts it's helping her appreciate james' slightly less perversion.
I don't mind the "rehashing" of his jokes at all, that's not what I was implying, and I think he's funnier now than he's ever been :D
That's his "character", if you will; he employs the creepy sex-driven persona of the group b/c he does it well. If you don't think its funny that's obviously okay, but that's just how I interpret it.
Hurry up and insult each other
I love you and I hope you're okay
I love how some people may be actually asking for advice, but instead get this.... I love funhaus so much
I was legit disappointed when I saw the menorah and Joel’s head wasn’t where Elyse’s was. I know he’s not around anymore, but I feel like he woulda got a laugh outta it.
Peake's advice actually helped me, what a guy
Is the Creatures wristband on James' and Adam's microphone a meme? Because if so it's a good one.
The three skateboard thing is called a rad board. It’s part scooter, skateboard, wheelbarrow, and 100% RAD!
Damn, Elyse just keeps getting better and better looking.
Happy Hanukkah!
Happy Hanukkah ✡
She is Margot Robbie's twin
Lawrence's suggestion reminded me of a post a guy made on a forum a frequent a while back, where he wrote that he used to love one of his then-girlfriends so much that he would steal her things, then boil them in water, and then drink the water that the things had been boiling in. Probably one of the most disgusting things I've ever read.
Hey dudes I'm making a mug for my friend as a Christmas gift. We both really like watching you guys and Bruce is our favourite "personality" of Funhaus. Bruce, can you please do some cool facial expressions so I can screen grab them and put them on a mug? Cheers.
Okay that 'Monkey-Branching' thesis really got me thinking about me and someone else, now im sad.
This too shall pass
There are plenty fish in the sea. Trust, there is always someone out there that likes your brand of weird.
But you've got such a sweet profile pic. Did you show "someone else"?
am I the only one who is in love with James's shirt?
What about Ray Romano playing Ray as Santa and then have his brother as krampus and he's just mad because y'know, eeeeverybody loves Santa
14:37 Adam droppin' Blue Apron Bars
Well Adam, the skateboard from The Santa Clause movie that the kid has was called a "Rad-Board", and it was a limited production toy run in the United States, and I, as a young lad of 10 years old, got one from my Aunt and Uncle who brought one back for me for my birthday. It also had handles on the shortest of the 3 decks, cause it was meant to also be used as a scooter if you didn't like multi-faceted skateboards.
Elyse became my favorite Funhaus member today. We said Encino Man at the same time..
I owned one of those 3 sided skateboards as a kid, so freaking awesome. You could use it as a skateboard, a scooter and a louge.
I didn't even have to google this Adam, the answer to what that "three skateboard thing" is a RADBOARD. I had one of those bad boys as a kid and went down a huge ass hills and got some serious road rash. Best holiday present a kid could ever get. Get one.
Stuck in Haus
I'm currently at home sick laying in bed and I'm literally on the stock market and watching Funhaus videos. How does Adam do it??
Adam : " buy High sell low "
........ adam....
its Buy Low,sell high adam...
-_-
Shhhhh don’t tell em the secret to success
Congrats! You have successfully ruined the joke
Peak reminds me of castiel from supernatural
I agree with Matt. i nearly vomited telling mah friend how i felt but also felt 100xs better after FINALLY saying something.
I was in the gym working out to music this morning, but I wasn't getting that sweet hot pump james always talks about.. so I got a notification for a new episode of open house! Well, let's just say I got thicker than an overstuffed jelly donut thanks to you Funhaus!
All I could think of when they were explaining a yurt is the wizard tents from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
*Bruce jokes about everybody coming into work sick, coughs for 20 seconds straight*
Me: *clicks that like button*
How the hell does open haus keep getting better and better?
elyse didn’t mention journey to the center of the earth in her brendon fraiser movie marathon. how is your crush going to come out of her shell without hearing brendon fraiser say magnesium a lot
I’ve never related to a openhause intro more than I have today
You forgot the best Brendan Frasier movie of all time, Airheads
That skateboard from THE Santa Claus 2 is actually called a Rad Board. I don't really know much more about it, but it seems like if it had been marketed in 2016, it would have been a viable competitor to the Hover Board.
Or a competition of fidget spinners if it was marketed in 2017
lol buy high sell low
12:00 for that sweet sweet Bennie cameo
I think the proper response to the first question is "There's a Santa clause 2 and 3?"
Bruce's sick laugh is geoff's regular laugh
12:10 Tom Cruise with James's face = Christian Bale?
Heres a santa clause 4 plot: charlie hears a noise on the roof, checks it out. Then discovers Krampus on his roof starteled by Charlie ends up falling off the roof then puts on krampus suit and becomes the new krampus
Adam in the thumbnail looks like a garry's mod character with that fucking expression lmao
I haven’t seen MATT in a good month!! I missed you Matt
That skateboard is called the "Rad Board" and I had one in 1999. Deathtrap.
Um excuse you Elyse?? You forgot the most IMPORTANT Brendan Fraser movie, Looney Tunes: Back In Action.
I thought Lawrence was going to say like take something of hers than later just be like, oh hey you dropped this and start a conversation, was I wrong lol
I really want to believe that nine a half billion people would watch you play distiny for 8 days straight.
WAIT! (typing) There is a The Santa Clause 4!
It's called 'The Santa Clause: Krampus Clause'
Here's the plot: Scott Calvin, the new Santa, will be confirmed to be succeeded by his son. The Council of Legendary Figures, consisting of Mother Nature, Father Time, Cupid, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, the Sandman, and newest member, anti-hero Jack O'Lantern of the fictional Halloween Lane theme park, face a new threat- Krampus, who has taken over the North Pole. Scott Calvin, as Santa Claus, cannot rest until Krampus has been defeated.
That was actually the perfect B. Frazier line up.
you know, if i had more than a microwave in my dorm, I think I would try blue apron
So sad Elyse didn’t include Airheads in the Brendan Fraser movie marathon.