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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @cut
    @cut  4 года назад +3067

    Follow our guessers on insta!
    Chan @hellomingo
    Jesse @jessewarrenbruh
    Yana @yana.demeester

    • @bananaclub7222
      @bananaclub7222 4 года назад +21

      Chan of stray kids? Lol

    • @DRLAYUG
      @DRLAYUG 4 года назад +8

      Stray Kids Woo!

    • @sambertholf7738
      @sambertholf7738 4 года назад +43

      The Fool calm down buddy. not everything is out to get you

    • @nykjunwolf
      @nykjunwolf 4 года назад +37

      who's the engineering chick

    • @saigeavis
      @saigeavis 4 года назад +11

      Where’s that yellow dress from 😍

  • @dipitous9647
    @dipitous9647 4 года назад +13989

    “Well, you have to be smart to do construction management... you’d be like the guy I’d manage.”
    CRITICAL HIT

    • @lenishasmith
      @lenishasmith 4 года назад +444

      Dipity yasss after he came for his hands!! 😂

    • @samahita-vca
      @samahita-vca 4 года назад +561

      I was like Ooh DAMN, what a subtle way to praise yourself and saying that somebody is stupid in a brief sentence.

    • @zeeonnn
      @zeeonnn 4 года назад +137

      *_FATALITY_*

    • @remyrickymartin
      @remyrickymartin 4 года назад +64

      SAVAGE

    • @alisondilauritis559
      @alisondilauritis559 4 года назад +79

      Lmao and the way the other guy laughed 😂

  • @thaonguyenphuong9888
    @thaonguyenphuong9888 4 года назад +19990

    Jesse was like one of those in school that use the wrong formula but eventually get the correct answer

    • @COVID--kf3tx
      @COVID--kf3tx 4 года назад +113

      lol so true

    • @astgfrallah771
      @astgfrallah771 4 года назад +8

      Mashallah Alhumidllah inshallah better
      Mashallah tbark allah

    • @alihughes3728
      @alihughes3728 4 года назад +10

      That is so me...

    • @MrLcoop
      @MrLcoop 4 года назад +7

      @@PocholoCruz good that guy fuckin SUCKS!

    • @frogberryjam3597
      @frogberryjam3597 4 года назад +9

      I made this go from 1.6k to 1.7k

  • @annadee8005
    @annadee8005 4 года назад +4487

    The jump from “nerdy” to “airports” was an absolutely exquisite one I must say

    • @manroopsingh3023
      @manroopsingh3023 4 года назад +4

      I agree (I have no clue what that word means) lol

    • @nekoda.savino
      @nekoda.savino 4 года назад +15

      Manroop Singh nerdy, airports, or exquisite? 😂

    • @-simplicity7551
      @-simplicity7551 4 года назад +31

      I applauded as well. "Hmm nerdy. Ok airports."

    • @nekoda.savino
      @nekoda.savino 4 года назад +1

      Richard Husky you’re so right 🤔

    • @jacxson0_0
      @jacxson0_0 4 года назад

      Anna Dahlstrom exactly what I was thinking

  • @samanthasherman6750
    @samanthasherman6750 3 года назад +8041

    THE MORTUARY SCIENCES GIRL SAID “SEE YOU WHEN YOU’RE DONE” TO CHAN LMAOOOOO

    • @billjean3158
      @billjean3158 3 года назад +231

      dead*

    • @billjean3158
      @billjean3158 3 года назад +8

      @@asdfghjklzxcvbnm3166 I hear dead :/

    • @catizhie
      @catizhie 3 года назад +22

      Dead for sure . also see captions ;)

    • @voyance4elle
      @voyance4elle 2 года назад +59

      she is the coolest. I would love to meet her (alive tho)

    • @user-jq8rc8hd3r
      @user-jq8rc8hd3r 2 года назад +6

      @@catizhie captions say “done” but now that I replay it I hear “dead”

  • @stuffbymagdalena
    @stuffbymagdalena 4 года назад +7993

    how was that creative writing major not correctly guessed. he look like he had a tumblr and has a very strong opinion about milk and honey

    • @afnanalnajar9196
      @afnanalnajar9196 4 года назад +169

      I know right? Sam with the electrical engineering dude.

    • @alisonwilliams1747
      @alisonwilliams1747 4 года назад +190

      He looks like a post modern Edgar Allan Poe

    • @Fay-yt
      @Fay-yt 4 года назад +67

      haha right, when I saw all the majors I couldn't really assign them to anyone except the creative writing one when I saw him

    • @soberman7924
      @soberman7924 4 года назад +59

      To break your bubble, MOST creative writing majors do not look like that. We're too far down our own insecurities to dress up. 😂

    • @halakjan8159
      @halakjan8159 4 года назад

      @@Fay-yt ssjj

  • @samiraahmed4064
    @samiraahmed4064 4 года назад +47864

    When the girl with the hijab said she doesn’t enjoy what’s she’s doing but is too far deep into it and wants to make money I’ve related to that on so many levels

    • @thatonesomali3217
      @thatonesomali3217 4 года назад +1909

      I’ve noticed that in so many cultures, where, it’s not if you like it or not, it’s how much you make. Especially in Somali culture.

    • @user-bz3xo4kr5v
      @user-bz3xo4kr5v 4 года назад +290

      @@thatonesomali3217 ikr but I wouldn't wanna disappoint my hoyo 😂💯

    • @thatonesomali3217
      @thatonesomali3217 4 года назад +243

      A R D I S
      What about your abo, Ayeyo, Ather, Macalin, iyo ciyalka dashid. God forbid you disappoint them lmao

    • @user-dv6cs2bz7b
      @user-dv6cs2bz7b 4 года назад +123

      I know so many Somali girls in finance or business management I knew she was a business manager, if it wasn’t an option I would’ve guessed nursing or psychology

    • @pearlosi8165
      @pearlosi8165 4 года назад +13

      Same, Investment banker over here.

  • @kyliepabst2117
    @kyliepabst2117 4 года назад +16215

    The mortician really said, “see you when you’re dead” I CANNOT

    • @CejaTV
      @CejaTV 4 года назад +154

      She said done didnt she listen closely

    • @tamircohen1512
      @tamircohen1512 4 года назад +66

      @@CejaTV Why would she have said "done"?

    • @CejaTV
      @CejaTV 4 года назад +48

      @@tamircohen1512 because they were filming and as a joke or metaphorically she said see you when you're done so they'd "plan it" and if you listen closely like full volume next to your ear she says "done".

    • @marshallapplewhite2897
      @marshallapplewhite2897 4 года назад +82

      I'm Mina Jessenia I don’t know 100% but I think it would make more sense for the MORTICIAN to say “see you when your dead” referring to her planning his funeral, and she giggled as she walked off because it was a joke.

    • @thehoogard
      @thehoogard 4 года назад +53

      @@marshallapplewhite2897 "done", as in "done with your life". It's just a nicer way of saying the same thing/joke.

  • @mushipoo
    @mushipoo 4 года назад +10592

    The half Asian literally said "not all STRUCTURES are gonna be ok". That was a straight up hint. HELLO

    • @NihilisttGOD
      @NihilisttGOD 3 года назад +188

      Not all structures are gonna be okay... so yeah definitely construction management hahaha

    • @bimalsingha2106
      @bimalsingha2106 3 года назад +10

      I have no idea what you're talking about-

    • @raymond8967
      @raymond8967 3 года назад +31

      Or structural engineering

    • @Blackkjack
      @Blackkjack 3 года назад +18

      They didn’t know it was a hint because they don’t know what structural engineering is. Ransoms usually never even think of that stuff

    • @wjrasmussen666
      @wjrasmussen666 3 года назад +17

      @@NihilisttGOD Not all structures are going to be okay...so yeah definitely...airport management...haha

  • @fiaflora9585
    @fiaflora9585 4 года назад +20038

    Ok that dude was so obviously a creative writer. His outfit was super creative. And he said we didn’t expect much of a salary off the bat.

    • @eric.youngg
      @eric.youngg 4 года назад +124

      girl where it’s a sheer black top

    • @seabass62yearsago
      @seabass62yearsago 4 года назад +160

      sistereric yeah but the dude has a unibrow and wears fishnets or whatever tf that is

    • @eric.youngg
      @eric.youngg 4 года назад +25

      Sour Patch Kid AHAHAHAHA exactly whats creative about that

    • @kinrateia
      @kinrateia 4 года назад +41

      I am a writer and I feel like my clothes are so basic though

    • @yasminfaiz123
      @yasminfaiz123 4 года назад +64

      sistereric it’s unique and well like requires confidence to rock it

  • @thenukex1268
    @thenukex1268 4 года назад +12115

    how did they not get the creative writer? he is like a walking stereotype of a creative writer.

    • @Teresalein97
      @Teresalein97 4 года назад +516

      I literally thought that too, he kind of looks creative and edgy and said that he wouldn't earn much money in the future

    • @tyler1988
      @tyler1988 4 года назад +115

      Dude looks like Jack Sparrow and Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite had a kid.

    • @shahadshd5165
      @shahadshd5165 4 года назад +35

      I don’t know why but if fashion design was an option he would fit it
      I feel like people in creative writing are unique,eccentric,and empathetic he doesn’t seem like a well someone who would write lol

    • @ShainaJovell
      @ShainaJovell 4 года назад +10

      YES TRUE! AND HIS OUTFIT IS LIKE HE’S AN ART STUDENT OR SOMETHING. HEHE.

    • @2apur
      @2apur 4 года назад +19

      I'm an English major, so I've seen plenty of Creative Writing majors. I can assure you that there is no safe way of guessing who is an English/Creative Writing major. Tbh, my guess was the tall white girl.

  • @togetherinthisworld
    @togetherinthisworld 4 года назад +29644

    jesse guessed construction management dude's entire backstory correctly and i am blown away

  • @lunareclipse0823
    @lunareclipse0823 3 года назад +9376

    Jesse and construction guy seem like they would be great friends.

    • @jj5643
      @jj5643 3 года назад +183

      Yh their friendship would be elite

    • @billjean3158
      @billjean3158 3 года назад +6

      Ha

    • @herwin4724
      @herwin4724 3 года назад +140

      I would definitely watch a movie just about their lives together as friends 😂

    • @travellerking1997
      @travellerking1997 2 года назад +11

      @@herwin4724 ya a gay story maybe haha 😂

    • @ludde2408
      @ludde2408 2 года назад +29

      @@travellerking1997 what?

  • @karomatzinger5409
    @karomatzinger5409 4 года назад +8365

    bruh HOW didn't they guess the creative writer. he screams it

    • @Aethelhadas
      @Aethelhadas 4 года назад +502

      i really thought it was the girl with the dress and short blond hair. she looks like an english teacher

    • @hibasobh
      @hibasobh 4 года назад +14

      I am a writer! :)

    • @aqua7367
      @aqua7367 4 года назад +392

      the second he said that he doesn't expect a lot for a salary i KNEW IN MY BONES

    • @italiasolis79
      @italiasolis79 4 года назад +4

      Yes I knew it to

    • @chomychi
      @chomychi 4 года назад +81

      Dude looks like Edgar Allen Poe. I guessed him right away

  • @shelbyhaworth8657
    @shelbyhaworth8657 4 года назад +9478

    When jake went to give her a handshake and she left him hanging
    I felt that :(

    • @rayna849
      @rayna849 4 года назад +76

      what a world we live in...smh

    • @jewels5340
      @jewels5340 4 года назад +5

      Which part?

    • @rayna849
      @rayna849 4 года назад +95

      Jewels 5:19

    • @sabihasayeed1670
      @sabihasayeed1670 4 года назад +391

      Not on purpose though. She just didn't notice cause she was looking down.

    • @kasiaserwacka9187
      @kasiaserwacka9187 4 года назад +28

      Yeees that was sad

  • @solomonjanosbenjaminlashle1251
    @solomonjanosbenjaminlashle1251 4 года назад +6295

    ‘See you when you’re dead’
    -Comment of the year

    • @Lulu-vh2qc
      @Lulu-vh2qc 4 года назад +27

      King #4 done*

    • @ESWilliams09
      @ESWilliams09 4 года назад +11

      @@Lulu-vh2qc It worries me that so many people misheard this. Lol think about how fast incorrect information that is more than 1 word spreads. 😬

    • @solomonjanosbenjaminlashle1251
      @solomonjanosbenjaminlashle1251 4 года назад +7

      Alexis Lee 😬 I put the subtitle a on and you are correct...
      Thanks I guess... still, ‘dead’ makes a funnier😂😂

    • @alyssaguess
      @alyssaguess 4 года назад +3

      ESWilliams09 the girl commented on someone’s comment and she actually said dead

    • @A.H._
      @A.H._ 4 года назад +2

      It makes more sense dead than done, tho

  • @REVIVERAJA
    @REVIVERAJA 4 года назад +5663

    The creative writer really said he didn't fit the stereotype when he dresses like that ☠️☠️

    • @surveyorsairinc2166
      @surveyorsairinc2166 3 года назад +252

      He was probably more aiming at the fact English isn't his first language.

    • @rosegold5720
      @rosegold5720 3 года назад +73

      as a creative writing major, yeah he totally blends in

    • @lunarialoonatic
      @lunarialoonatic Год назад +24

      Dude looking like a gothic Shakespeare. I’m surprised nobody guessed him. I was almost going to be an English major and he embodies what I pictured

  • @ducky7jas
    @ducky7jas 4 года назад +7562

    “I’m sorry for saying airport management is boring. You changed my mind. I actually think - now, it’s very... exciting...”
    Awkward silence.

    • @juliareste
      @juliareste 4 года назад +321

      he was just SO sincere with that

    • @gio7964
      @gio7964 4 года назад +343

      that guy was lowkey an asshole 💀

    • @KING3LI100
      @KING3LI100 4 года назад +137

      @@gio7964 I think hes just trying to act cool, probably cuz he is on camera so he just pushes his attitude thinking he seem confident by doing that. I'm just a dumb unicorn what do I know

    • @ArachnosMusic
      @ArachnosMusic 4 года назад +44

      @@gio7964 just has a dry sense of humor

    • @gio7964
      @gio7964 4 года назад +63

      ArachnosMusic nah ik he’s joking but like his sense of humor is more asshole-ish than funny

  • @SterlingVelazquez
    @SterlingVelazquez 4 года назад +2516

    The first girl was literally talking about structures and he still put her down for construction instead of **structural** engineering. I mean, seriously???

    • @richyman5603
      @richyman5603 4 года назад +110

      ikr! he asked the right questions and then went in the whole opposite direction.

    • @Pomagranite167
      @Pomagranite167 4 года назад +74

      she even said the word "structures". I mean, I'd assume the average person might say buildings. XD

    • @JamieBleu
      @JamieBleu 4 года назад +30

      i mean construction also has structure in the middle of it. an easy mistake to make really.

    • @Alfey2001
      @Alfey2001 4 года назад +8

      I am a construction management student myself, we do have to learn structures so he wasn't far off

    • @farasoftwithtaegi557
      @farasoftwithtaegi557 4 года назад +3

      Well, don't blame him. I studied Construction Mgt and people keep saying"'architect??" So...hmm

  • @rjuji7035
    @rjuji7035 4 года назад +4337

    please don't ever get rid of this editor

    • @kayla4551
      @kayla4551 4 года назад +134

      You're so right, this guy needs a raise

    • @Brooke-hm5nz
      @Brooke-hm5nz 4 года назад +23

      what’s so great about the editing

  • @ritalee907
    @ritalee907 3 года назад +570

    You just know Jesse and the constructive management person became friends just by how he greeted him when he walked up to tell him about his major at the end

    • @ellatadros
      @ellatadros 3 года назад +18

      “What’s up you piece of ****” BAHAHAHAHA

  • @alexmanitiu21
    @alexmanitiu21 4 года назад +4608

    Rumor has it jake is still looking for a handshake to this day

    • @wavykiid5052
      @wavykiid5052 4 года назад +7

      Alex Manitiu 69 likes....nioce

    • @apollotheodore2560
      @apollotheodore2560 4 года назад +24

      @@lastchance1101 5:21

    • @Kenny......
      @Kenny...... 4 года назад +37

      wow i didnt even notice it, he seems pretty chill

    • @rCizin
      @rCizin 4 года назад +11

      He got denied. I felt that 💔🥶

    • @MallyproAnimation
      @MallyproAnimation 4 года назад

      This is true

  • @sunfirelivee
    @sunfirelivee 4 года назад +6755

    the first girl was so pretty wtf

    • @erdol4942
      @erdol4942 4 года назад +162

      half asian, babyyyy!

    • @majestaec5018
      @majestaec5018 4 года назад +40

      baby jennie Nicole too 🥺

    • @MellowYokai
      @MellowYokai 4 года назад +52

      yeah shes crazy pretty

    • @JoannaT2
      @JoannaT2 4 года назад +80

      right?? like imagine existing like that

    • @xxtardelixxable
      @xxtardelixxable 4 года назад +10

      ii think it is just outfit

  • @wildaazakiya
    @wildaazakiya 4 года назад +4485

    5:22 I feel heartbroke for that left-on-air handshake:") Hi Jake wanna do a handshake?

    • @ays7466
      @ays7466 4 года назад +182

      He was cool about it tho, didn't bother him

    • @antman3352
      @antman3352 4 года назад +42

      Yeah,cover it good hahaa

    • @amb688
      @amb688 4 года назад +32

      That’s would happen to me. I feel his pain

    • @UpasanaDeka
      @UpasanaDeka 4 года назад +23

      was looking for this comment.

    • @nykolazjoya
      @nykolazjoya 4 года назад +8

      oof

  • @jojosbizarrecomments
    @jojosbizarrecomments 4 года назад +3080

    The south Asian guy...he literally LOOKS like an electrical engineer how didn't anyone guess his major correctly 🗿

    • @vijaydanushkodi4980
      @vijaydanushkodi4980 4 года назад +257

      All electrical engineers are either Arab or Indian at every US college . It was so obvious.

    • @vijaydanushkodi4980
      @vijaydanushkodi4980 4 года назад +28

      The Elite Can’t really speak for them but I do know there are a lot of Pakistani doctors in the US.

    • @vijaydanushkodi4980
      @vijaydanushkodi4980 4 года назад +9

      The Elite Maybe in the US that’s the case. I’ve been to other countries such as Canada and UK and many Bangladeshis are very poor and not as educated there same with certain areas of the Pakistani community in England. In terms of electrical engineering then yes there may very well be many Pakistanis both American born and international that become electrical.

    • @vijaydanushkodi4980
      @vijaydanushkodi4980 4 года назад +3

      @The Elite Idk what you are trying to debate with me . It's all a cultural thing anyways all South Asians and South Asian countries alike have the same mentality . Yes, I have a cousin who lives outside London , I've been to some shitty "desi" areas throughout England like parts of Leicester , Tower Hamlets, etc. There are many poor areas that contain Indians and Sri Lankans too . I'm also going based off of statistics , many Bangladeshis in places like Tower Hamlets and throughout the country are the lowest wage earners in income compared to other ethnicities.

    • @vijaydanushkodi4980
      @vijaydanushkodi4980 4 года назад +1

      @The Elite This whole argument is pointless anyways. Most immigrants from "Asian" backgrounds in Western countries all typically have the same mentalities and mantras when it comes to education and having a good profession .

  • @heinpieterse9756
    @heinpieterse9756 4 года назад +1704

    5:53 "you'd be like the guy I manage" Jake really doesn't play no games 😂

    • @realcade
      @realcade 4 года назад +49

      That navy shirt was high key a dick

    • @monzezarate
      @monzezarate 4 года назад +24

      That guy in the navy shirt had it coming! lol

    • @shadowfox6438
      @shadowfox6438 4 года назад +29

      Jake went for the neck. Shouldn't have tried him.

  • @avikdas4055
    @avikdas4055 4 года назад +6059

    I think Jesse and Jake can be real homies.

    • @zucc3039
      @zucc3039 4 года назад +2

      Cicero Progontus :o

  • @DonaGanz
    @DonaGanz 4 года назад +5177

    Can’t believe they got Electrical Engineer and IT girl wrong. They were so obvious, right on their faces.... geez

    • @huwark5420
      @huwark5420 4 года назад +35

      was the black guy not a guy?!??!

    • @minhtuanbui7362
      @minhtuanbui7362 4 года назад +139

      That's a girl

    • @katrinstephens1562
      @katrinstephens1562 4 года назад +107

      And creative writing person!!

    • @Khan-_-Art1st
      @Khan-_-Art1st 4 года назад +212

      Fact. If someone says their favorite thing to do is play video games and they type a lot, that's a dead hint right there! Indian guy having the hardest major is the other giveaway

    • @theunicorn1167
      @theunicorn1167 4 года назад +12

      Dona G
      IT I got right away but I honestly wouldn‘t have guessed that the indian guy has electrical engineering as major right away, even tho that‘s my major!

  • @valeriaramirez4962
    @valeriaramirez4962 4 года назад +1430

    -"sup bro"
    -"sup you pice of shit"
    JAJSJAJAJA 9:24

  • @audreylatt4193
    @audreylatt4193 4 года назад +3407

    “your hands are too small to do construction itself”
    ohhh why you gotta call him out like that?

    • @TrevorPhilips
      @TrevorPhilips 4 года назад +87

      someone gotta build schools for ants

    • @bigslimestein7974
      @bigslimestein7974 4 года назад

      he made a angry video about her on instagram for that lol ! check it out " @_yktre "

    • @andreblackaller3560
      @andreblackaller3560 4 года назад +11

      Audrey Latt He’s gonna be the Boss of the big handed guys, that’s why he said: “I’ll boss guys like you around” lmao

    • @eleanorthereader
      @eleanorthereader 4 года назад +18

      Haha he was quick though! Got him back with that boss comment 😂

    • @dukequach9641
      @dukequach9641 4 года назад

      I did a stand up comedy that Jesse hosts once, and he calls EVERYONE out. Its funny until someone gets on stage where they can't take the heat.

  • @hannahcatesilver2154
    @hannahcatesilver2154 4 года назад +7748

    This is extremely trivial but can you bring back where the guessers hand off little signs saying their guess

    • @Themoment888
      @Themoment888 4 года назад +608

      Yeah cause it was easier to track what they guessed

    • @cadavher
      @cadavher 4 года назад +309

      Yes!!! They need to do this. Especially at the end when they ask who they got right, before they come up and explain. It was nice being able to pause the video for a second and see each guess that was right and wrong based on the signs.

    • @iTzAniraKbiTch
      @iTzAniraKbiTch 4 года назад +24

      Yes, I was just thinking the same.

    • @mikaelalecuyer840
      @mikaelalecuyer840 4 года назад +5

      Yeah !!!!

    • @lilyrose141
      @lilyrose141 4 года назад

      +

  • @yerryderek4293
    @yerryderek4293 4 года назад +3035

    "Busy doing nothing"
    .
    "Could be finance"

    • @MellonVegan
      @MellonVegan 4 года назад +78

      That's unfair. They do lots of stuff. Like coke.

    • @salimahpable
      @salimahpable 4 года назад +10

      Tobias Ommer i-

    • @amodgawade4323
      @amodgawade4323 4 года назад +9

      and i-oop

    • @wopper5858
      @wopper5858 4 года назад +2

      yerry derek heheh yes *nervous because I am a white male that applied to Accounting & Finance whoops*

    • @merosepearl6325
      @merosepearl6325 4 года назад

      Yeah im a business major and I'm confused half the time on how I even made it to class

  • @imalwayspanicking
    @imalwayspanicking 3 года назад +551

    The fact that Jesse actually guessed the Jake guy’s entire backstory has me shook lmao

  • @awhellyeah12
    @awhellyeah12 4 года назад +25346

    Jesse how the hell did you guess Jake’s entire backstory

    • @0rluh
      @0rluh 4 года назад +662

      Jane either Jesse is an asshole or he knows that guy and was messing around

    • @Mr.sandman4040
      @Mr.sandman4040 4 года назад +439

      Jake was kinda fine disagree or agree

    • @Laaaa
      @Laaaa 4 года назад +879

      It's so funny, like the one guy he gets right he read the fuck outta him lol.

    • @kunatok
      @kunatok 4 года назад +31

      mary the plant a fine asshole 👀

    • @pianomusician4life
      @pianomusician4life 4 года назад +92

      I feel like they know each other xD

  • @nowdatsfresh
    @nowdatsfresh 4 года назад +1765

    5:36 “You’d be like the guy I’d manage” ha gottem

    • @TheBAZZiX
      @TheBAZZiX 4 года назад +37

      Yeah. Dude insulted em so he clapped back. Then the tension continued lol

    • @andreblackaller3560
      @andreblackaller3560 4 года назад +2

      TheBAZZiX but he’s right lol he will manage the bros

  • @itpaynesme
    @itpaynesme 4 года назад +881

    8:57 did she just say “see you when you’re dead” omfgggggg

    • @eltemo0172
      @eltemo0172 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @Amanda-wd9pp
      @Amanda-wd9pp 4 года назад +4

      i thought she said see you when ur done but idk

  • @owent5050
    @owent5050 3 года назад +435

    I really respect Chan's interactions with the students. He was mainly asking them questions about their classes/fields and basing his answers off that and less so their physical appearance. I've been binging these videos lately and a lot of the time the guessers don't ask any questions and base everything off their looks and style. Its kind of infuriating trying to play along and you don't get any information to actually try, plus you can tell the participants are uncomfortable and kind of hurt by what they say. Treat people like people, not objects to stare at

    • @amoraisonguyo9618
      @amoraisonguyo9618 2 года назад +17

      i promise it's not that deep lol. it's just a fun game

    • @abbeylafountain3280
      @abbeylafountain3280 2 года назад +2

      Apparently they never learned how to not judge a book by its cover lesson

    • @bluenicholasbf2142
      @bluenicholasbf2142 2 года назад +7

      He's a teacher, so understandably his thought process when doing something like this would be very different as compared to people who don't teach.

    • @FertilityHolles
      @FertilityHolles Год назад +3

      I've enjoyed watching Chan interacting with everyone so much! But I guess if you're not a critical thinker that spots some very hidden but important clues, it would be really hard to be trying to guess anything whatsoever. I'll be honest, I would be totally lost about what to even ask everyone!

  • @jjy135
    @jjy135 4 года назад +1234

    Man has air max 270s.
    "Shoes look good for walking around a site..."

    • @chillingwithceleste4222
      @chillingwithceleste4222 4 года назад +39

      As a girl that knows nothing bout shoes I don't get it... but Imma like your comment cos Im sure its funny :)

    • @bigmarv5656
      @bigmarv5656 4 года назад +11

      I like air max 270s but damn thats an ugly color

    • @sorrym8421
      @sorrym8421 4 года назад +51

      @@chillingwithceleste4222 Expensive showy shoes aren't generally worn at a construction site.

    • @jjy135
      @jjy135 4 года назад +2

      @@bigmarv5656 i agree but they have a nice fall vibe. I would personally get a different color as well.

    • @laure_1921
      @laure_1921 4 года назад +1

      And the bubbles can pop easily sometimes

  • @maddierose8234
    @maddierose8234 4 года назад +7204

    I feel like Jake and Jesse should be friends

    • @poopsixsixsix5732
      @poopsixsixsix5732 4 года назад +793

      "whats up bro?"
      "whats up you piece of shit?"

    • @athena5002
      @athena5002 4 года назад +318

      Maddie Rose jesse legit guessed his entire backstory too lmaooo

    • @zehra371
      @zehra371 4 года назад +150

      ikr i honestly love them together lmfao

    • @zehra371
      @zehra371 4 года назад +190

      i feel like they already are in the 2 minutes they knew each other they became best friends

    • @deea9401
      @deea9401 4 года назад +47

      They litterly remind me of Joji and Rich Brian.

  • @Phunkophil
    @Phunkophil 4 года назад +1989

    "Are you good at math?"
    Ah yes, the question every engineer hates.

    • @Phunkophil
      @Phunkophil 4 года назад +135

      @Zach Arbogast No, it doesn't really. Math is very much something you get better at with hard work and a lot of practice. I was bad at it and generally kinda disliked it when I went to college for mechanical engineering. It's pretty much all you do though, so you get used to thinking in a more analytical way.
      I can't count how many times the first answer to "I work in engineering" was "Oh, so you're good at math". Just gets annoying real quick.

    • @jayjain1033
      @jayjain1033 4 года назад +5

      @@Phunkophil but did u improve ( I kinda feel de same way n wanna do somethin with physics but it will involve maths )

    • @Phunkophil
      @Phunkophil 4 года назад +24

      @@jayjain1033 Yes, as I said, after a certain amount of time, you develop and adapt to a more structured and analytical way of thinking. Purely because you just use math all the time and need to change something from the crude "pick a formula that looks good and try to solve for your variable" way of thinking many people still have.
      At least this was how I experienced it. Once you actually know why you're doing it, the how gets easier. It will be frustrating at times, but I wouldn't wanna change for any job in the world.

    • @jayjain1033
      @jayjain1033 4 года назад +1

      @@Phunkophil oh so u ave a deep passion for mech eng ?

    • @hibby2729
      @hibby2729 4 года назад +13

      Lmfao. I'm so bad at math but I'm now on my last year in my engineering major. You get used to it.

  • @cazaresg1
    @cazaresg1 3 года назад +240

    i love how jesse and yana are both half asian and they immediately recognize the half asian-

    • @offsetsface2135
      @offsetsface2135 3 года назад +20

      It’s like a spidey sense that all half Asians have

    • @thepinkelephant2520
      @thepinkelephant2520 6 месяцев назад

      @@offsetsface2135Exactly y’all, we can tell 🔎

  • @ytkenny5
    @ytkenny5 4 года назад +3168

    The second girl screamed IT lmao

    • @fundifferent1
      @fundifferent1 3 года назад +59

      Or creative writing but when I saw the creative writing guy's shirt up close I was like Okay, she's definitely IT then LMAO!!! Our IT person looks just like her LOLOL

    • @ettinakitten5047
      @ettinakitten5047 2 года назад +37

      When she said she did a lot of typing but not writing, I knew. That's definitely IT.

    • @amrutaiyer5049
      @amrutaiyer5049 2 года назад +1

      @@ettinakitten5047 exactly!!

  • @ona907
    @ona907 4 года назад +11032

    Navy shirt guy was just roasting everyone lmaoo

    • @danielrozen4973
      @danielrozen4973 4 года назад +314

      HE WAS KINDA OF A DOUCH

    • @ocieltorres4148
      @ocieltorres4148 4 года назад +1039

      DANIEL ROZEN he wasn’t a douche. He has a very dry sense of humor and even took jokes of him really well

    • @brofistmanchannel
      @brofistmanchannel 4 года назад +191

      @@danielrozen4973 Thats why they brought him in, makes shit more interestingggggg

    • @willowofhoax
      @willowofhoax 4 года назад +250

      DANIEL ROZEN no he has a particular type of humour and many ppl can take it offensively

    • @jakob4414
      @jakob4414 4 года назад +4

      Zara Zaman So?

  • @katebunkoff4489
    @katebunkoff4489 4 года назад +1935

    “okay so nerdy nerdy nerdy... airport”
    wut

  • @ryanward5770
    @ryanward5770 3 года назад +436

    The electrical engineering was by far the easiest to place. Me, being an electrical engineering student, was able to call it within a second with 95% confidence. You can just tell

    • @cardinality1975
      @cardinality1975 3 года назад +19

      Same!!!! I saw him and was like, he’s literally my class mate

    • @jonsnow855
      @jonsnow855 3 года назад +32

      I've seen 20 versions of him in all my classes he was the easiest plus the IT girl was pretty easy to identify.

    • @brunoribeiro7854
      @brunoribeiro7854 3 года назад +2

      I'm also an electrical engineering student, and I thought exactly the same thing you said 😂😂

    • @dorol6375
      @dorol6375 Год назад

      Dude same

    • @pk-mw2qh
      @pk-mw2qh Год назад +2

      it’s pretty obvious who has taken a statistics class with the “95% confidence”😂😂

  • @Elinlundkvistt
    @Elinlundkvistt 4 года назад +3485

    Loved the little “beef” between Jesse and jake 😂

  • @lilianamccowan6086
    @lilianamccowan6086 4 года назад +4424

    That poor finance girl. I swear, she sounded so sad I almost cried.

    • @pedroguerrero3862
      @pedroguerrero3862 4 года назад +237

      And the thing is that, it probably wasn't her fault in a sense that she was pushed or incurage to take that major from her parents. Most parents from other countries believe to have a job that make you money but your miserable. It's the same with mine parents but for me I didn't listen to them and actually pick a major that I actually enjoyoy to do with my life

    • @SheriffArthurMorgan
      @SheriffArthurMorgan 4 года назад +41

      @@pedroguerrero3862 or maybe her family in her original country is poor and she wanna help

    • @PetrifiedStones
      @PetrifiedStones 3 года назад +75

      In a lot of cultures, parents expect their kids to support them when they're older. So some of these college kids expect that in the near future they not only have to support themselves. But also their parents and grandparents. Hence why some choose certain majors. Now imagine that their parents retire right after they finish college (and didnt saved enough for retirement and living by only social security) and have medical problems. It is stressful.

    • @monaltamang4493
      @monaltamang4493 3 года назад +9

      There's nothing wrong with taking finance as a major....
      I'm currently in pursuing Chartered accountancy and ya ..doing finance is just the tip of the requirements
      Also being sad or cool or whatever. Is just the state of mind ...
      If u r dumb ...everything takes a hard toll

    • @fionagallagherapologist5968
      @fionagallagherapologist5968 3 года назад +4

      ikr :(( the way its common for poc parents to push their kids to pursue a major that will prioritize stability over wellness is kind of fucked

  • @xJxUxLxZx
    @xJxUxLxZx 4 года назад +1526

    I knew when she said “which Stephen king novel” that she was the future mortician

    • @markdoldon8852
      @markdoldon8852 4 года назад +25

      I picked her from the lineup immediately

    • @anniekraykray
      @anniekraykray 4 года назад +27

      I also like the part where he says I don't read

  • @fatee5069
    @fatee5069 4 года назад +578

    Nobodies gonna talk about:
    "We have to be smart to do construction management. You'd be like the guy I'd manage."
    Bruhhhhhhhhh 😂😂😂😂 dude got his whole career ended. He's no longer qualified for future guessing videos. Lmao

  • @ooohspookyghost8400
    @ooohspookyghost8400 4 года назад +1637

    My dude thinking he doesnt look exactly like the stereotype of a creative writer. Your not fooling anyone.

    • @sarahwenger4479
      @sarahwenger4479 4 года назад +70

      I don’t think he meant he didn’t look like a creative writer, but more so, since English isn’t his first language, most people wouldn’t expect him to go into a major that heavily relies on the English language

    • @yummyphil5072
      @yummyphil5072 4 года назад +2

      It’s because he’s Indian

    • @iBeFloe
      @iBeFloe 4 года назад +21

      He 100% looks like the stereotype lmao

    • @increasingpain8425
      @increasingpain8425 4 года назад +3

      @@yummyphil5072 except he isn't Indian?

    • @captenmurica8843
      @captenmurica8843 4 года назад +11

      Nahhh the mortician looked more like the creative writer

  • @nataliacruz6218
    @nataliacruz6218 4 года назад +899

    The guy with the black shirt and sleeves screams creative writer

    • @creatik7180
      @creatik7180 4 года назад +60

      lol when he said "not much really" to do you fit the stereotype I wanted to shove him a mirror through the screen. Like, dude, come on.

    • @claytongriffith8323
      @claytongriffith8323 4 года назад +12

      Exactly like how did they not guess it

    • @charisehickey9776
      @charisehickey9776 4 года назад +24

      This dude SCREAMED dramatic and creative and they really just didnt think so????? Cmon

    • @aibha1525
      @aibha1525 4 года назад +3

      that’s EXACTLY what i was thinking

    • @Pomagranite167
      @Pomagranite167 4 года назад +7

      BRUH SAME! I looked at him and the mortician and was like "one of them is the creative writer. one is the mortician. Black shirt looks like an edgar allen type. probably is."

  • @WPierre.
    @WPierre. 4 года назад +6166

    I knew the girl in the white dress was the mortician. She looks like she's into butterflies and rainbows but something about her aura just screams death.

    • @kenzie2431
      @kenzie2431 4 года назад +179

      She's definitely got scorpio in her chart.

    • @muhummadmallick5938
      @muhummadmallick5938 4 года назад +390

      bruh she said "come see me when you're done"

    • @catewaterss
      @catewaterss 4 года назад +12

      literally guessed it lol

    • @andreblackaller3560
      @andreblackaller3560 4 года назад +27

      Muhummad Mallick I spilled my coffee, that’s the Humor I like hahaha

    • @allison4882
      @allison4882 4 года назад +8

      she's wearing black, has pale skin (which the black hair emphasizes), and is wearing a choker which brings to mind emo

  • @waterunderthebridge7950
    @waterunderthebridge7950 4 года назад +297

    That creative writing dude’s hair made him look like he’s got a monobrow

    • @cn5312
      @cn5312 3 года назад +6

      @@itisi1659 he has an unibrow I believe

    • @maxventunosei5017
      @maxventunosei5017 3 года назад +3

      ...So? 🤔

  • @rodolfogiogervasio2169
    @rodolfogiogervasio2169 4 года назад +4543

    Let’s give a like for our fallen soldier
    5:21

    • @aaronbrathwaite7805
      @aaronbrathwaite7805 4 года назад +271

      R1234 G5678 I was scrolling so long looking for a comment referencing that handshake lool

    • @elakren9128
      @elakren9128 4 года назад +175

      i got second hand embarrassment

    • @theshanamaster
      @theshanamaster 4 года назад +127

      nah, that was all on her lmao

    • @PoopSquares
      @PoopSquares 4 года назад +54

      Lol I didnt even see that at first

    • @gamefreaknitro
      @gamefreaknitro 4 года назад +22

      and they left in ohhhh it hurts

  • @amymonica1304
    @amymonica1304 4 года назад +4919

    Can we all just pay our respects to Jake, the poor guy had his handshake rejected. 5:20

    • @honeymustard881
      @honeymustard881 4 года назад +5

      Amy Monica ;-;

    • @fabihakhanam9781
      @fabihakhanam9781 4 года назад +121

      Lol she missed his handshake to move him closer 😂

    • @shathaat5647
      @shathaat5647 4 года назад +34

      she's kind of a bitch

    • @vil990
      @vil990 4 года назад +117

      @@shathaat5647 not really she looked down right when he reached out and he pulled the hand away too quick

    • @tedlovejesus
      @tedlovejesus 4 года назад +35

      if you wanna reject a handshake you wouldn’t ask to come closer

  • @gravyonthanksgiving
    @gravyonthanksgiving 4 года назад +2908

    Jesse and Jake seems like they can be on a Disney show.

    • @wolfzmusic9706
      @wolfzmusic9706 4 года назад +33

      jesse is annoying af though & disrespectful. he’s been on other similar channels (like jubilee) and he’s just a pain in the ass

    • @anasonyc3983
      @anasonyc3983 4 года назад +53

      @@wolfzmusic9706 I dunno, find him charismatic

    • @wolfzmusic9706
      @wolfzmusic9706 4 года назад +3

      Anasonyc on jubilee he’s been disrespectful & ignorant

    • @liligrace7010
      @liligrace7010 4 года назад +1

      who's Jake?

    • @vannakinder352
      @vannakinder352 3 года назад +4

      @@wolfzmusic9706 What episodes?

  • @50pEnZe
    @50pEnZe 3 года назад +93

    How did these guy not get the electrical engineer he looks like a text book example of one 😂😂

    • @kavachshaiv1382
      @kavachshaiv1382 2 года назад +1

      When I saw the blue bomber jacket guy, I immediately knew he is either in Electrical Or in cyber security

  • @1rismono
    @1rismono 4 года назад +3073

    "snobby, stuck-up white guys"
    "finance"
    😂😂 why is it so true tho

    • @vainbow4632
      @vainbow4632 4 года назад +61

      Why did they pick a snobby, stuck-up muslim woman to represent the major then? Seems strange to me.

    • @yn209
      @yn209 4 года назад +248

      @@vainbow4632 shes not representing the major thats not what the video is about its quite the opposite

    • @nafis2495
      @nafis2495 4 года назад +18

      @@vainbow4632 to make it hard to guess ofc

    • @cheesetoastie3181
      @cheesetoastie3181 4 года назад +275

      @@vainbow4632 found the white finance guy lmao

    • @pranavanand4305
      @pranavanand4305 4 года назад +3

      Snobby*

  • @beingataco37
    @beingataco37 4 года назад +830

    9:03 “see you when you’re dead”

    • @kritimalina
      @kritimalina 4 года назад +10

      ahahahahahahah that captions said see when you're done but this is much funnier

    • @winxclubrockes
      @winxclubrockes 4 года назад +4

      “thank you”

  • @narutotrickzxtv3D
    @narutotrickzxtv3D 4 года назад +2660

    "What does your shirt say?"
    "Busy doing nothing"
    "Could be finance 🤔"
    The SHADE 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Zerina204
      @Zerina204 4 года назад +26

      Everyone roasts finance/business majors. That's just college life lol

    • @abtransport13
      @abtransport13 4 года назад +4

      Making money doing nothing? Sounds fun to me

    • @congsun9641
      @congsun9641 4 года назад +2

      @Fajitahmed Not really, most engineering major students make more.

    • @congsun9641
      @congsun9641 4 года назад +6

      @Fajitahmed If you study computer science, your corporate mobility is very high. software engineers hop between companies all the time. A bachelor degree in cs can get you 150k-170k salary in silicon valley. A lot of successful entrepreneurs studied engineering, for example, Jeff Bezos studied EE,

    • @Zerina204
      @Zerina204 4 года назад +3

      @Messy I think it's just because of the partying stereotype that Business majors have. It's probably also the degree of difficulty of the classes they have to take. No one ever says that Business classes are hard. I'm STEM so I can't attest to whether that's true or not. It could be a weird superiority complex kinda thing, or even jealousy. "I don't have time to party and be a human being because I'm studying for multiple tough subjects that all have low pass rates and take up a lot of mental energy."
      I'm not sure your "need everyday of our lives" argument completely flies, considering we also need scientists and engineers and the like to further society and (hopefully) make it better.

  • @HimanXK
    @HimanXK 4 года назад +159

    How do you not get the structural engineer when she literally talks about how to make Structures safe?

  • @jaimitc8541
    @jaimitc8541 4 года назад +2552

    I felt the Finance girl “I don’t like it but I’m in too deep”

    • @amaiunmei6834
      @amaiunmei6834 4 года назад +18

      Relatable AF

    • @kevinmurphy4946
      @kevinmurphy4946 4 года назад +4

      Yall are dumb

    • @suqmaddiqq
      @suqmaddiqq 4 года назад +77

      @@kevinmurphy4946 I'm glad you are supposedy in a privileged position to make such a demeaning statement.

    • @kevinmurphy4946
      @kevinmurphy4946 4 года назад +5

      @@suqmaddiqq ok...

    • @sifat9667
      @sifat9667 4 года назад +5

      She's still studying... That's stupid.

  • @elanacarter1787
    @elanacarter1787 4 года назад +5446

    “I really want to make money, that’s why I do it” -everyone in finance

    • @tiedyemoon3849
      @tiedyemoon3849 4 года назад +105

      Elana Carter Bruh I deadass have had finance majors tell me that exact sentence 😂

    • @eilisfeeney1466
      @eilisfeeney1466 4 года назад +22

      What's wrong with that it's true isn't it..

    • @yeetanddelete4452
      @yeetanddelete4452 4 года назад +34

      I mean obviously I want to make money, why wouldn’t I lmao (that’s not the reason I’m studying it tho, I just think it’s really interesting)

    • @miurtouissi1093
      @miurtouissi1093 4 года назад +45

      @@eilisfeeney1466 I think she's saying that nobody has a passion for finance

    • @j0rdan769
      @j0rdan769 4 года назад +51

      This comment actually really kind of fucking annoys me because I plan on studying a commerce degree when I get to university because accounting is the only subject I actually enjoy. To state that everyone studies it just for money is wrong and such a stereotype because their are people out there including myself who enjoy commerce and finance.

  • @declana.7848
    @declana.7848 4 года назад +1272

    jake and jesse were hilarious. jake standing there like... cool this dude psychoanalyzing my relationship with my dad

    • @iBeFloe
      @iBeFloe 4 года назад +59

      declan a. And he was pretty much right about his dad’s work too! That was the crazy part of me lmao

  • @animexfanxx
    @animexfanxx 2 года назад +64

    I love how Jesse usually guesses so many people incorrectly and then there is always this one person he guesses the whole backstory of and gets them right...it's just stunning!

  • @norafly599
    @norafly599 4 года назад +1709

    "I like to play video games"
    Jesse: nerdy...nerdy
    literally no one:
    Jesse: airports

    • @ayden_james
      @ayden_james 4 года назад +1

      Nora Fly RIGHT LIKE I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SAY IT

  • @alliecoyle6907
    @alliecoyle6907 4 года назад +1173

    “What Steven King book?”
    “I don’t read…” I felt that

    • @se7vin77
      @se7vin77 4 года назад +6

      boomers are fuming in the corner

  • @Emperorerror
    @Emperorerror 4 года назад +897

    "hands one over each other, in front of the private area, protecting himself. Nervous arounds humans."

    • @FIS014
      @FIS014 4 года назад +84

      he just described every engineer xD

  • @claire_tube
    @claire_tube 3 года назад +77

    Do these people....not have eyes? Look at that guy! He’s obviously creative writing!!

  • @belowaverage4079
    @belowaverage4079 4 года назад +3300

    So we're all just gonna forget when Yana ignored Jake's handshake attempt

    • @simraarif4163
      @simraarif4163 4 года назад +64

      Jason poor jake

    • @Ambrosseee
      @Ambrosseee 4 года назад +16

      As I read this it happened

    • @user-pj5yc5rs8k
      @user-pj5yc5rs8k 4 года назад +2

      when?

    • @belowaverage4079
      @belowaverage4079 4 года назад +27

      @@user-pj5yc5rs8k 5:21

    • @TitanUnleashed7
      @TitanUnleashed7 4 года назад +77

      Lmao nah I don’t think she even noticed. But aye, at least she was askin him to move closer to her

  • @koboihenk
    @koboihenk 4 года назад +299

    the guy with glasses actually asked the right questions. too bad his result is as bad as Jesse's who certainly didn't know what he was doing

  • @anyatorres5231
    @anyatorres5231 4 года назад +1015

    The guy that does creative writing looks exactly like how I picture someone with that major would look like. I thought he would be the easiest one to guess

    • @bucatinimezzelune
      @bucatinimezzelune 4 года назад +41

      Anya Torres yeah he kind of looks Shakespearean-esque

    • @helenafrinken6901
      @helenafrinken6901 4 года назад +48

      Saw him and instantly knew. His whole appearance screams "creative writing".

    • @Mharriscreations
      @Mharriscreations 4 года назад +3

      @@helenafrinken6901 His whole appearance really screams "drama major" in my opinion.

    • @soberman7924
      @soberman7924 4 года назад +5

      To break your bubble, MOST creative writing majors do not look like that. We're too far down our own insecurities to dress up. 😂

  • @bandgeek89
    @bandgeek89 4 года назад +2031

    "his shoes are the most practical for walking around a site". Working on job sites, you're required to wear steel toed boots, or at least very durable footwear

    • @k.-flynn
      @k.-flynn 4 года назад +93

      Ikr? How do you look at mesh sneakers and go "yeah I can drop a cmu on those"

    • @oswaldopaviavega4918
      @oswaldopaviavega4918 4 года назад +6

      He was wearing air max 270’s to be exact

    • @Gaddo_
      @Gaddo_ 4 года назад +33

      @@k.-flynn They were literally almost the least practical shoes you could possibly wear lmao.

    • @marindajenkins6129
      @marindajenkins6129 4 года назад +15

      I know nothing about construction and still said “wtf” when she said his shoes were practical

    • @coldplayfan7357
      @coldplayfan7357 3 года назад

      Like safety shoes?

  • @momiji4651
    @momiji4651 4 года назад +3523

    the mortician looks like a mortician

    • @laurabelacqua9064
      @laurabelacqua9064 4 года назад +26

      YES

    • @bamboolasquello5559
      @bamboolasquello5559 4 года назад +73

      aa soon as i saw her i knew she was a mortician, she has the look and the vibe

    • @cynthiachen3944
      @cynthiachen3944 3 года назад +29

      If librarian was a choice I would pick thag

    • @daphned7005
      @daphned7005 3 года назад +1

      Exactly. That was my first thought! 😂

    • @Lazymath007_
      @Lazymath007_ 3 года назад +18

      To be honest she looked more like a literature student. If literature was an option, I would have most likely chosen her

  • @joshwu6180
    @joshwu6180 4 года назад +1867

    I felt physically hurt when the last guy reached for a handshake and failed.

  • @Jack-oc2xq
    @Jack-oc2xq 4 года назад +34

    9:03 “see you when you’re dead” 😂😂😂

  • @MafaldaM17
    @MafaldaM17 4 года назад +1580

    Can I just say: the half asian girl is GORGEOUS !

  • @radhika5653
    @radhika5653 4 года назад +1876

    The Indian guy doing electrical engineering is like brutally evident

    • @hamzaeddahmouny1888
      @hamzaeddahmouny1888 4 года назад +3

      why ?

    • @bluebird5258
      @bluebird5258 4 года назад +67

      @@hamzaeddahmouny1888 Indians who study abroad usually end up in engineering.

    • @radhika5653
      @radhika5653 4 года назад +79

      @@hamzaeddahmouny1888 Indian parents have a knack for convincing their kids to get into engineering 😂😂

    • @1994karanveerrana
      @1994karanveerrana 4 года назад +64

      This is so true haha. Indians either going into medicine, engineering, computer science or business/management studies lol

    • @felipesadventures
      @felipesadventures 4 года назад +12

      the "busy doing nothing" shirt hahahaha

  • @britollefson2170
    @britollefson2170 4 года назад +2269

    The mortician looks like Julie Andrews when she was in Sound of Music...

    • @britollefson2170
      @britollefson2170 4 года назад +2

      @@darkacademiavanessa thank you! I'm only a fan of the movie. But the pic actually used to look a lot like me so I just use it here instead of my actual face.

    • @bigslimestein7974
      @bigslimestein7974 4 года назад +1

      thats what she calls herself on instagram @_yktre

    • @britollefson2170
      @britollefson2170 4 года назад

      @@bigslimestein7974 huh??

    • @valueofapotato3753
      @valueofapotato3753 4 года назад

      @@britollefson2170 the mortician

    • @emmac.3835
      @emmac.3835 4 года назад +1

      Yessssssssss

  • @cvtsa5889
    @cvtsa5889 4 года назад +112

    Poor Jake wanted to shake her hand but she didn’t see it :(

  • @dantemcedgelord8168
    @dantemcedgelord8168 4 года назад +883

    “Does your field involve words and language?”
    “Yes”
    “So finance”

    • @LOVE..Sherelle
      @LOVE..Sherelle 4 года назад +11

      she said 'uh kinda?'

    • @bnyx14
      @bnyx14 4 года назад +1

      The Proud Sun Bro. eh idk about u but i work for gs and did my finace degree at dartmouth. i can proudly say that it doesnt have shit to do w words

    • @kevinchen6001
      @kevinchen6001 4 года назад

      Every job involves words and language tho...

    • @dantemcedgelord8168
      @dantemcedgelord8168 4 года назад

      Kevin Chen are you seriously going to tell me that finance is the first thing you think of when you hear linguistic competence?

  • @katherine7444
    @katherine7444 4 года назад +3857

    Why is no one talking about the guy who gelled his hair into a unibrow?

    • @ariayang2980
      @ariayang2980 4 года назад +13

      Haha. Okay

    • @lgarcia1913
      @lgarcia1913 4 года назад +96

      Kinda looks like Frida!

    • @andthen2287
      @andthen2287 4 года назад +345

      I know I was trying to figure out if it was a unibrow or his hair

    • @Snsdhyoyeon100
      @Snsdhyoyeon100 4 года назад +75

      you mean to tell me he doesnt have a unibrow? i didnt notice throughout this whole video

    • @brittxtasha3614
      @brittxtasha3614 4 года назад +13

      katherine7444 his face just came up as I was reading this🤣

  • @salamenceproject4727
    @salamenceproject4727 4 года назад +8362

    The 2 half Asians literally the most attractive people on the planet

    • @ThiagoCT9
      @ThiagoCT9 4 года назад +338

      Crimea River she’s half Asian buddy

    • @dorian9108
      @dorian9108 4 года назад +194

      I was thinking that. And the one in black has really nice eyes

    • @vijaydanushkodi4980
      @vijaydanushkodi4980 4 года назад +108

      Crimea River Yeah she’s half Belgian(Flemish) and Chinese. She’s fluent in both in her other videos for this channel she wears more revealing clothes. Definitely a 10/10 would bang in a heartbeat.

    • @GabiN64
      @GabiN64 4 года назад +21

      The one in black has better body

    • @GabiN64
      @GabiN64 4 года назад +48

      @10sBalls123 you're crazy if you think black is less than a 9! Crazy 10sBalls123!

  • @intreoo
    @intreoo Год назад +20

    I'm actually stunned that Jesse guessed the construction guy's entire backstory with complete accuracy. That is shocking.

  • @kaylac2265
    @kaylac2265 4 года назад +3440

    "do you like it though?" "no i dont.. i need money and i'm too far into it" every college student and how they feel about their major in a nutshell

    • @annate4347
      @annate4347 4 года назад +17

      No major is fun to be honest

    • @daisy_elle_
      @daisy_elle_ 4 года назад +41

      dropped out of the major that I hate today (3 years in, 1 left) and I'm happy even though everyone thinks I'm mistaken

    • @jupeplayz7
      @jupeplayz7 4 года назад +10

      @@daisy_elle_ felt that lol I'm currently going through the same thing

    • @citrusciderr
      @citrusciderr 4 года назад +9

      daisy oh wow, what was your major?

    • @alexandrac1040
      @alexandrac1040 4 года назад +18

      Better to be happy than just making money

  • @Nadia-rq1fj
    @Nadia-rq1fj 4 года назад +378

    Okay but why nobody's talking about jake that dude's such a sweetheart

  • @audiwira
    @audiwira 4 года назад +1709

    “Do you like it though?”
    “No I don’t”
    “Why don’t you change?”
    “I need money”
    LMAO GIRL SAME I FEEL U

    • @big_mac3487
      @big_mac3487 4 года назад +1

      Fax fuck a liberal art degree

    • @e.e.7900
      @e.e.7900 4 года назад

      unfortunately in immigrant families you usually don't have a choice :( gotta do whatever brings in the most $$$

  • @ChesneyGBizzell
    @ChesneyGBizzell 2 года назад +11

    as a funeral service/mortuary major student myself. In recent years we do not look like your typical Mortician, or undertaker. but i 100% agree with the mortician major in this video. Being able to give a family one last beautiful picture of their loved one and seeing the gratitude and appreciation towards you is one of the most rewarding feelings.

    • @MyrnaDeJesus
      @MyrnaDeJesus Год назад

      That's so fascinating. My brother thought of becoming one. There's nothing about being so hands-on with a dead body that is creepy? What things are morticians responsible for? Thank you for contributing such kindness to your profession.

  • @vize3387
    @vize3387 4 года назад +445

    Navy shirt dude was straight up trolling the whole time

    • @andreblackaller3560
      @andreblackaller3560 4 года назад +1

      Ayveh Yeah he seem like the guy that’s an incredible mean drunk and then be like: “Yo bro I was totally kidding”

  • @mariel2565
    @mariel2565 4 года назад +430

    “Death just kinda eminates from you” 😂😂

  • @rubiyahisa2240
    @rubiyahisa2240 4 года назад +470

    "You didn't grow up as tall as he wanted you to" damn did he really have to come for him like that LMAO

  • @casscr8934
    @casscr8934 3 года назад +51

    I love how every episode exposes Jesse’s prejudices and catches him backtracking everytime😭💀💀

  • @anchit7251
    @anchit7251 4 года назад +1214

    if any brown guy says he does not feel that he is liking his major
    he is an engineer

    • @anchit7251
      @anchit7251 4 года назад +7

      @Houston Rockets so am I buddy

    • @EAGLINWRX
      @EAGLINWRX 3 года назад +7

      Lmfao I'm indian and I like engineering

    • @anchit7251
      @anchit7251 3 года назад +5

      @@EAGLINWRX u r not a human then

    • @EAGLINWRX
      @EAGLINWRX 3 года назад +1

      @@anchit7251 what?😂 Can a guy not enjoy making stuff as a mechanical engineer?😂😂

    • @palashverma3470
      @palashverma3470 3 года назад +8

      @@EAGLINWRX you're a rare breed

  • @amalzuhair4495
    @amalzuhair4495 4 года назад +5302

    The brown guy had to be the engineer they should’ve asked him if his parents had anything to do with his choice of major

    • @rockisrealmusic5338
      @rockisrealmusic5338 4 года назад +31

      lmao exactly

    • @Why-dd2xt
      @Why-dd2xt 4 года назад +117

      Tru. Almost every Indian guy I know irl is an engineer

    • @brett8460
      @brett8460 4 года назад +47

      Lmao, as soon as I read the list of majors and I saw him come out I was like "yep, he's one of the engineers."

    • @brett8460
      @brett8460 4 года назад +70

      He said "electrical engineering" at 7:30 like he's already dead inside.

    • @dudleya
      @dudleya 4 года назад +10

      The brown guy? Low key racist

  • @ashm9020
    @ashm9020 4 года назад +356

    “nerdy..nerdy....airports” is sending me omfg

  • @Sonjanyah
    @Sonjanyah 4 года назад +22

    When he said he's not sure if he can make any money at all I'm sure he majored in creative writing

  • @audreyd.9778
    @audreyd.9778 4 года назад +674

    "Nervous around humans..... But maybe not so nervous around computers" lmao that kind of observation tho😆

  • @baileyanderson1390
    @baileyanderson1390 4 года назад +682

    I knew immediately that the one girl was the mortician, she even read Stephen King what a bro

    • @aestheticgarbage6671
      @aestheticgarbage6671 4 года назад +52

      i thought either mortician or creative writer she definitely has those vibes

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 4 года назад +1

      There’s a youtuber who’s a mortician and that girl seems really similar to her

    • @huey1153
      @huey1153 4 года назад

      I think everyone has read Stephen King lol

  • @faustine8457
    @faustine8457 4 года назад +178

    Chan: What do you believe can be done to the economy to make it more sustainable ?
    Creative writing guy: ... a lot of things

  • @eroshiyda
    @eroshiyda 4 года назад +43

    4:23 My man really said "I don't read." That is me when I'm trying to look smart in front of a pretty girl, even though I have a degree in English.