Real RUclips OGs know Chia Lincoln as being the predecessor to Good Mythical Morning. In fact, what Scott did here was what the original ending to that series would have been but they decided it probably wasn't a great idea to put that imagery out in the world.
Between Lincoln, Chet Shaft, Rex Mose, and even Steel Wool I think Lincoln was the most complex I mean never told a lie and wood teeth coolest thing ever
Matt DiV I will fondly remember all 40 seconds of his existence in this Scott The Woz episode... which is really profound because most people forget what flavour their Minute Rice is as soon as they finish heating it to eat
@@karenwerner615 dude i have lol I didn't think it did originate with blm I know its origins in the 60s motivated by a desire of safety and above all self sufficiency they were not getting in the US.
@@jasonwalker4003 the show good mythical morning was inspired by a different show by them called Good morning chia Lincoln where they made a new episode every weekday until he finished growing
"Cyber Monday is all about deals, deals, and regret!" When you see a store has a deal on a item, so you buy it just to realize you saved one cent, and the store tricked you
just a terrarian nothing to see here. If by studing you mean “disassociating while staring at an empty notebook for several minutes at a time” then yes like so much studing
When I heard the words "Chia Pet" and "Scott the Woz" I was expecting this to be an advertisement for a Scott The Woz chia pet. *HOLY SHIT THANK YOU FOR THE LIKES*
"A Hedgehog, I Can't Wait To Be A Better Lincoln Dad To Him." *instantly kills the hedgehog by swinging it on the swing* "I Got A Unicorn Now." Me: Dead! 😂💀
“but, I have one last shot to make things right because I will start to raise Daniel from Karate Ki- - *drops chia Daniel, breaking him* for f**k’s sake.”
I like to imagine Scott was procrastinating on coming up with a video by watching all the Chia Pet commercials, and thought to himself “You know what, fck it.”
"The Chia Seeds Gave Me A Yeast Infection On My Head." I don't think that can happen...Unless your scull has a gaping hole on the top of it, and is very itchy...I can't stop laughing lol! 😂😂😂
*Lincoln’s head explodes*
“No.. not again”
Heehee what a humor
"Hasta la Vista, Abey!"
@@spyrotikus he did a funny
too soon...
Same think happened to my JFK chia pet :(
“Well Lincoln we had a good run, but your time has come and it’s time for you to go out like any other pet”
-John Wilkes Booth 1865
@Matthew Dilbert He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit.
r/historymemes
Too soon
DAMMIT
"What a better way to mourn the loss of a loved one by fully replacing them."
-Andrew Johnson 1885
RIP Chia Lincoln, my favorite character of Scott lore. I’ll never forget his compelling character arc and emotional moments:/
Real RUclips OGs know Chia Lincoln as being the predecessor to Good Mythical Morning.
In fact, what Scott did here was what the original ending to that series would have been but they decided it probably wasn't a great idea to put that imagery out in the world.
Between Lincoln, Chet Shaft, Rex Mose, and even Steel Wool I think Lincoln was the most complex I mean never told a lie and wood teeth coolest thing ever
Matt DiV I will fondly remember all 40 seconds of his existence in this Scott The Woz episode... which is really profound because most people forget what flavour their Minute Rice is as soon as they finish heating it to eat
Why is everyone instantly forgetting about chia karate kid? Hands down the most quintessential character to Scott’s journey as a father.
@@akber00 go wax off
“I panicked and used chili instead” truly the best shit post I’ve seen in a while
"It's all the same in the end."
"So we gotta keep watering Lincoln to keep the Chia healthy and growing for the next one to two weeks."
@@gavinthecrafter I can’t wait that long! I have a Lincoln to raise, I don’t want to wait for it to grow!
@Generic Name Damn it!
@@Samiho Ok, this article name is starting to make a little more since now…
I just watched Scott break chia pets for 3 minutes and I can’t stop laughing
@bofooit gojo i guess the more expensive it is, the funnier the joke is
And 1 broken egg
"for a mini episode scott really did kill more things"
-ign
"it's a little something for everyone"
-ign
“To much water”
-ign
"that is not how u take care of a chia pet!"
-ign
Scott the woz
Scott the serial killer
“This actually feels like you’re batman”
~IGN
I love how scott bought 20 containers of Play-Dough for a 2 second joke. Never change Scott
Could be he borrowed them from a friend
I like to think he bought those as a christmas gift xD
Don’t forget the time he bought a cart full of Oreos for a .5 second joke
youtube money well spent.
i counted 29 play doh containers.
"What better way to mourn the loss of a loved one than to fully replace them."
@DiamondRocker no
Can we ban this DiamondRocker dude for spam?
@@seiyuokamihimura5082 Note to self: NEVER CLICK ON ANY LINK EVER A FUCKING GAIN!
1:57
"The assassination of lincon"
-1865 colorized
DAMMIT
F1RE COMMANDO
I was hoping someone would say that.
It even sounds like a gun went off
Timothy Montgomery and his head was the target.
Thanks for the spoiler
"it feels like I'm drowning or waterboarding him" well I guess thatd be the 2nd worst thing to happen to Lincoln
That day.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Lincolns
"I'll treat him like any pet should be treated"
*top 10 words said before disaster*
Isn't that 9
@@Lucas38739 i'll is 2 i guess.
@@Lucas38739 Not if you count I'll as two separate words it isn't! (then again that defeats the purpose of a contraction)
I guess no grammar me
My internet cut out at that point, so that really added to the hilarity of the situation
Calling it now, Lincoln’s gonna be the main antagonist of the Scott The Woz 2019 finale
He’s gonna team up with Dick Vitale for the return of It’s Awesome Baby! College Hoops.
Nathan L well yes, but actually no
DaFro3713 He still has that Genesis with an Awesome Baby cartridge in it just sitting on a table in his main room after all...
I am so hyped for that
Probably gonna die by George Bush by lightsaber
2018 Scott: Video Games
2019 Scott: Chia Pet
2020 Scott: Billy the Big Mouth Bass
Stupid comment/reply advertisement bots.
They’re with Ringo the fly now...
I get it
noooooooo ringooooooo
"regardless of the method i feel like im either drowning him or waterboarding him.
ill just give him a bath"
i had to take a moment
You do know thats a racist black supremacy logo in you picture right?
@@karenwerner615 its not tho lol
@@voidpriest4659 do your research on it it didnt originate with blm it originated as a black power symbol
@@karenwerner615 dude i have lol I didn't think it did originate with blm I know its origins in the 60s motivated by a desire of safety and above all self sufficiency they were not getting in the US.
@@voidpriest4659 that or it's a super zoomed in Rise Against album logo.
3 rarest things in the world:
Sonic 2 with a line
Seeing area 51 inside
*Scott uploading not on sunday*
And someone who remembers the L button review we haven't gotten yet
Ryanarwhal one day we will get it. One day
4. Physical copies of Merzbow albums
I already heard the “Chi-Chi-Chi- CHIA!” commercial in my mind.
Hey I just saw you in the comments of Arlo's new video! Congrats on gettin two popular comments haha
Xeno Best X Same
Damn it you beat me to it
“BU-BU-BU-BULLSHIT!”
Chi Chi chi
Imagine Scott releasing his own chia pet as merch and opening it up to find it prebroken
I'd buy it
Will it include chili?
I swear scott would've been a millionaire if he didnt buy so damn much
Pretty sure the homie is well off by now lol
He probably already is...
@@Loadzxinxdisxbitch fr
According to hooke, his net worth is about $2M
“Today I am going to raise Daniel, From Karate Ki-
*DIES*
For f**k sake
DEEYMIT
[[2:38]]
Scott the woz on a wednesday? Heresy
General Zod: HERESY! DESTROY IT!
Scott the Weds
What a freaken surprise
God wills it
Isn’t this the guy with a Wii full of Wii ware games? Let’s get him!
*Delayed war noises*
I hear he also owns Sonic Jam.
@@4daptability991 and Sonic 2 with a line too.
And Dick Vitale’s Awesome Baby! College Hoops
Careful with this guy, I hear he'll sell you a tambourine and throw in a copy of Wii Music
Welcome to another episode of "Scott's parents leave him alone at home" lol
Doesn't he live by himself?
@@KentaVideoDump r/wooosh
@@KentaVideoDump the joke is that he looks like a child
listen this is one of those times where brain go monkey mode
2:06
Chibi-Robo Zip Lash needs some company after all.
The best company
A dead peat.
AltaredPeaks peat
@@jamesrgamesoffical head
1:55 this part caught me by surprise and I laughed so hard, freakin Scott
*DAMNIT*
Well Lincoln, we had a good run
Note that it hits the back of the head…
Scott: *uploads on a wednesday*
RUclips Notifications: *confusion noises*
I'm baffled
Yeah what
Same
Everyone else: Theres 1 month left of the decade
Me an intellectual: there's 4 episodes left of Scott the woz season 3
Awesome Baby 2? I need another Scott movie in my life.
There's only 2 left. He doesn't upload for a while after the big episode which will presumably be on December 17th.
@@Percevalko every season has been 50 episodes
2020?2020? Why does 2020 feel like such a far away number.
He doesnt upload for a while after mid december.
I bet everyone who click on this was either “oh god” or “I’ve been waiting for this”
I didn't know I was waiting for this until I saw the notification.
*OH GOD I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS*
Or “deca kick fish did go dragging PoG Seth nick”
I’ve been waiting for this!
(X) (0)
I was both
Good Mythical Morning: Origins
I can not for the life of me figure out what that means and I want it to stay that way
@@jasonwalker4003 from what I can remember, I think Rhett and link used to have a chia lincoln
@@jasonwalker4003 the show good mythical morning was inspired by a different show by them called Good morning chia Lincoln where they made a new episode every weekday until he finished growing
@@ChristianTurnes that's wild, what a dumb concept for a show, I love it
@@jasonwalker4003 ikr, I’m surprised it isn’t well known
2:17 When my Older Brother Showed me this we couldn't breathe we were laughing so hard
I guess Christmas came early this year if Scott's uploading on a Wednesday
...
Crap three weeks left already?
@@hps362 oh, no
Yes
@@hps362 oh god
I know right!
Ok I really like this episode. This is going on my "Short Videos to Laugh at when I'm Tired" playlist.
Dang where was I when these playlists were thought up? I need to get on that...
Can we get a link to the playlist?
Link
Link?
Michael Geier link
“3 Pets died and my foot hurts”
Scott Wozniak 2019
I haven’t laughed this hard since my uncle fell off the rooftop dressed as Santa
What?
F
Edgar Juarez tim allen replaced your uncle
I feel like we all have that one wacky uncle who does just that
If my uncle did that, it would be drunk. Minus the Santa suit.
I had a Chia Spongebob. I think it’s still in the shed. 5 years
"The Chia seeds gave me a yeast infection on my head."
What the heck Scott 😆
William Daley Lol I’m wondering if that’s true.
Me and my gullible butt.
@@RyderRiggin I mean it's not that unlikely.
@@bandombeviews6035 Thanks for the support... lol.
@@RyderRiggin fancy seeing you here lmao
2:47 Guys, Scott was HowToBasic this whole time.
DiamondRocker can u stop
Hi 8th fire emblem character
Scott the Woz out of context
Scott: *uploads*
Me: *checks calendar
Visible confusion
I have never laughed so hard at a video that was less that 5 minutes
This video was just perfect
"You just put the gloves on. Take the hammer. *Destroys Lincoln's skull* DAMN IT!"
“What better way to mourn the loss of a loved one by completely replacing it”
This guys comedy is on another level man 😂
“Wasting money to make money” by Scott the Woz
@Mohammad Kilany banking on people going "i want to see more of this" and rewatching all his old stuff.
Scott: *uploads on a Wednesday*
Me: *confused screaming*
Scott,s family: so where’s our Christmas presents?
Scott: I wasted all my money on chia pets soz lol
"It's Time To Send You Off Like Any Other Pet."
*throws Lincoln in the toilet*
I probably shouldn't have laughed, but I did lol! 😂😂😂
Colleen Glanville -John Wilkes Booth after he killed him
Ok No RUclips I don’t want a last name I'm a bit confused there my dude...Who's that!? 🙃
Colleen Glanville John Wilkes Booth assassinated Abraham Lincoln
Ok No RUclips I don’t want a last name So I guess Scott is the John Wilkes to Abraham Lincoln's plant head...That was a bad joke lol! 😂😂😂
1:56 reminds me of John Wilkes Booth.
"Cyber Monday is all about deals, deals, and regret!"
When you see a store has a deal on a item, so you buy it just to realize you saved one cent, and the store tricked you
Toader The Toad So that’s what the $ .99 on the end of the price tag means...
And it was an item you didn't even really want or need anyway.
"The Chia seeds gave me a yeast infection on my head."
Damn this one was funny 😂
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December 4, 2019 is my favorite day of every year, because it means that Scott put out a video about buying Chia Pets only to break them!
>Scott uploading on a Wednesday
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Scott: I am gonna a great father!
*Breaks chia
Me: Now that’s some great parenting. All you need is to get Nintendo parental controls.
Exactly the brand of serotonin I needed half way through finals. Thank you.
Studing for them?
just a terrarian nothing to see here. If by studing you mean “disassociating while staring at an empty notebook for several minutes at a time” then yes like so much studing
3:03 when the chia seeds give you a yeast infection on your head
"What better way to mourn the loss of a loved one than to fully replace them"
-Scott the Woz
I did that with my grandma!
1:57 Scott just pulled a John Wilkes Booth.
-Booth-
Scott (The Ddz) just pulled a John Wilkes *Tooth.*
YW
When Scott uploads on any other day that isn't a Sunday I piss myself.
have fun pissing!
“The Chia seeds give me a yeast infection on my head“………… My new favorite line !
2:34 Chia Pets dying no I’m dying of laughter.
Why does this have the best comedic timing I’ve ever seen. A video about chia pets
scott: *uploads on a wednesday*
me: *confused happy thoughts*
"It's all the same in the end."
So very true...
When I saw The Hedgehog, I completely thought it was gonna Be B L U E
I just want you to know that I’m sick with a fever of a hundred and four degrees Fahrenheit, but this is really cheering me up.
FLIPPIDY DOO! FLIPPIDY FRICK! I feel bad for you. I'm sorry you're sick.
Scott: *uploads on a Wednesday*
Scott's comment section: "It's free real estate"
Scott: Cyber Monday!
Me: It’s Wednesday
Hey scott!, all here...it's Wednesday
It is Wednesday my du- oh wait, dead meme
He sounded so earnest at the end. The seeds really did it to him
2:40 that made me laugh at a Scott the Wiz video about Chia Pet.
1:51 One of the funniest things Ive seen this week 😂
I love how Scott actually got a gunshot wound for a 2 second joke
This reminds me of Cookin' Hard-era Scott.
When I heard the words "Chia Pet" and "Scott the Woz" I was expecting this to be an advertisement for a Scott The Woz chia pet.
*HOLY SHIT THANK YOU FOR THE LIKES*
I need that now
You mean it wasn't? Dammit!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
@@Chaos89P I read DAMMIT in Scott's voice
I thought about Shia Labeauf. XD
nobody:
Jon Wilkes Booth: 1:54
Yes just yes
@Mochi Maker You shut your mouth, that was a beautiful joke.
Bruh. lmao
"A Hedgehog, I Can't Wait To Be A Better Lincoln Dad To Him."
*instantly kills the hedgehog by swinging it on the swing*
"I Got A Unicorn Now."
Me: Dead! 😂💀
“It’s gonna be great, I’m gonna feel so-“ *CRACCKK* “Three Pets died and my foot hurts...”
“but, I have one last shot to make things right because I will start to raise Daniel from Karate Ki- - *drops chia Daniel, breaking him* for f**k’s sake.”
wintertheAmpharos At this point breaking Chia Pets was just a joke to Scott, but it got me every time lol! 😂😂😂
Still the shortest scott the woz vid. We got close today though
"The Chia seeds gave me a yeast infection in my head "
- Scott the Woz
Yes
Hey all, Scott Woz-CHIA-k here...
I love these occasional non-gaming videos. They fit right in as a "Scott the Woz" video
"mom get me a Chia pet!"
"no"
*"understandable have a nice day"*
Revisiting this on Cyber Wednesday 2020. Still one of my favorite episodes!
"It really makes you feel like a chia pet" - ign
Me: seeing that Scott uploaded on Wednesday
Also Me: THAT'S ILLEGAL WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH SCOTT
I always love seeing Scott branch out and do non-gaming related stuff
“Look at him, you just wanna see him with grass in his skull”
Is that a threat?
That Daniel Death Sound was probably the loudest sound effect used on this channel since the time Scott tried vaping.
Who else is rewatching this every Cyber Monday?
I prefer re-watching it on Cyber Wednesday.
The last time I was this early, Chia Pets were still relevant.
bfredd33 Exactly
An early Scott the Woz video, What a sweet deal !!!!
It's not early, he's started uploading "non-canon" videos on occasional Wednesdays
Scott: *uploads on a Wednesday*
Me: *"That bastard is up to something"*
I like to imagine Scott was procrastinating on coming up with a video by watching all the Chia Pet commercials, and thought to himself “You know what, fck it.”
I can’t believe how hard I laughed at this, I don’t think I have laughed this hard on a Scott The Woz video in ages!
"The Chia Seeds Gave Me A Yeast Infection On My Head."
I don't think that can happen...Unless your scull has a gaping hole on the top of it, and is very itchy...I can't stop laughing lol! 😂😂😂
“3 pets died and my foot hurts today”
i was looking away when he said 'chia bull' and in stead heard 'chia bowl' and thought yeah alright
Scott hits every joke in this episode out of the park.
Love these short one off videos! Super creative and hilarious!
*usually uploads on a Sunday*
Me: hol up, wait a minute
Scott uploads on a Wednesday:
The rest of the comment section:
Scott uploads on a Wednesday:
Me: that’s illegal
My man really bought play dough for those 2 seconds on camera, this man is a legend
Absolute madlad. U_U
*Fuck* this was funny. I seriously love your unhinged yet deadpan style lmao
Scott’s other day of the week videos are a great surprise.
Man this one.