Retro Gaming Merchandise - Scott The Woz

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @jackmisha2598
    @jackmisha2598 3 года назад +4622

    Do you ever think wal-Mart employees see Scott filming gaming merchandise and are like “oh that guys back”

  • @rheenusthebeanus
    @rheenusthebeanus 5 лет назад +491

    Man do I love West Coast States! So many classics like:
    -Washington
    -California
    -O R A G O N

    • @indigoon9635
      @indigoon9635 4 года назад

      how do you even say it

    • @indigoon9635
      @indigoon9635 4 года назад

      @J Z so it’s ok to pronounce it like “auburn”

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 года назад +1

      I say it like it's spelled. Oregonians pretend it's spelled Oregin or Oregun, and that's their prerogative.

    • @Washington_State
      @Washington_State 2 года назад +3

      As a confirmed current living person in Washington, I can say that this comment is certified.

    • @LoveLuhst
      @LoveLuhst 2 года назад

      @@indigoon9635 aura gin that's how you say it

  • @Seniorjohnson
    @Seniorjohnson 5 лет назад +2479

    “This is the timeline virginity won” not more a truer statement has ever been made

    • @MyHandleIsAplaceholder
      @MyHandleIsAplaceholder 5 лет назад +28

      I mean, 2016 was also the year where memes peaked sooo

    • @teriinekoyama1369
      @teriinekoyama1369 5 лет назад +19

      I mean, looking at the birth rate statistics...

    • @yahoowahooey
      @yahoowahooey 5 лет назад +41

      i salute you for being so openly horny on main

    • @Njitsgamez
      @Njitsgamez 5 лет назад +13

      Nice slothdive profile picture

    • @cyborgjonny
      @cyborgjonny 5 лет назад +6

      Bro this guy is slothdive

  • @commandercheese9088
    @commandercheese9088 4 года назад +1094

    I'm just glad Scott understands Oregon Trail is one of the best games ever. I also have that handheld.

    • @Dingle22TM
      @Dingle22TM 4 года назад +7

      Same

    • @jebbryant6522
      @jebbryant6522 4 года назад +37

      Gus Martinez I’m not sure how you could find a constant fear of death by rattle snake bites, drowning, dysentery or broken limbs boring but hey you couldn’t hit a barrel with a hammer or shoot asteroids in it so it must be boring

    • @jebbryant6522
      @jebbryant6522 4 года назад +3

      silla s they also made reference to almost every dc property and many classic movies wtf is that supposed to mean? By that chimp level logic all video games are boring because teen titans go has had video games in it.

    • @Alanelpanzon
      @Alanelpanzon 4 года назад +30

      But he said Oregon wrong though, which triggers Oregonians like me

    • @Alanelpanzon
      @Alanelpanzon 4 года назад +3

      @@jebbryant6522 the Oregon trail in my opinion is the best retro game, it probably has to do with the fact that I'm a Oregonian

  • @ThePreciseClimber
    @ThePreciseClimber 5 лет назад +1606

    "Ice Climber and 29 more games."
    AGREED.

    • @theredandbluegamer4776
      @theredandbluegamer4776 4 года назад +32

      Where's nana

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 4 года назад +5

      @SHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your powerful waddle powers tell the truth

    • @rondalmcdondal4192
      @rondalmcdondal4192 4 года назад +8

      Holy shit it's him

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 4 года назад +5

      @@rondalmcdondal4192 I know its the all knowing waddle dee and the ice climber in the same place

    • @e.n8461
      @e.n8461 4 года назад +3

      Oh my god it's the real blue ice climber

  • @sambrown7033
    @sambrown7033 5 лет назад +1989

    "come on I'm a gamer, I love cracker barrel."
    That hit so close to home I heard it crash through my window.

    • @MonadoJoJo
      @MonadoJoJo 5 лет назад +8

      Same

    • @marunya287
      @marunya287 5 лет назад +17

      Sam Brown isn’t that a lot closer to home as in in your home

    • @gabe7874
      @gabe7874 5 лет назад +2

      this is such a true statement

    • @RaVisions
      @RaVisions 5 лет назад +2

      What is that?

    • @Frognungun
      @Frognungun 5 лет назад +23

      It would of hit closer if they didnt fire brads wife

  • @TheBandGeek33
    @TheBandGeek33 5 лет назад +81

    I literally have spent the last 10 years of my life rattling my brain trying to figure out a game that I played as a kid on the PS1 and I could never remember what it was called. It was JUMPING FLASH of all games. Wow. Thank you Scott. You just gave me some relief.

  • @knuckl6972
    @knuckl6972 3 года назад +286

    I want some kind of Game Boy Classic. Instead of the old screen, have a quality modern screen with options for grayscale, coloured like the version on Super Game Boy, and a milder green tint. Give it a USB-C rechargeable battery, and a smaller, more ergonomic design, and I think it'd sell quite well. I'd definitely get one.

    • @thepeopleonthecouch2928
      @thepeopleonthecouch2928 2 года назад +4

      PLEASE NINTENDO.

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 2 года назад +6

      But they shrinked the NES and SNES considerably in the classic versions, how do you shrink a gameboy??

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 2 года назад +5

      @americ anfootball but they shrinked the NES/SNES classic way more than the GBP ever shrinked the GB

    • @croc3862
      @croc3862 2 года назад +5

      Restomodding a GBC to be basically this

    • @EinDose
      @EinDose 2 года назад +2

      See, I'd only want a Game Boy Classic if they made a transparent version (all consoles should have transparent versions), but a transparent mini-console might be kinda depressing.

  • @rene5097
    @rene5097 5 лет назад +4135

    “I don’t smoke I just like the gum.”
    underrated joke

    • @Ougerosity598
      @Ougerosity598 5 лет назад +161

      Underrated? This video's been out for like three hours.

    • @SkipperIsHere
      @SkipperIsHere 5 лет назад +25

      @Speak Quickly Its not bad

    • @SacredLiquid
      @SacredLiquid 5 лет назад +53

      @Speak Quickly thats what they said about cigarettes.

    • @PlastiGomi
      @PlastiGomi 5 лет назад +16

      its so underrated that everyone got it
      but go along and tell people otherwise

    • @jtsax95
      @jtsax95 5 лет назад +22

      @@Ougerosity598 and there's almost ZERO comments about it soooo yes its underrated.

  • @Logo1770
    @Logo1770 5 лет назад +724

    I think the quote that Scott’s ending the 2010s with is “so this is the timeline where virginity won”

    • @ChristianUrea
      @ChristianUrea 5 лет назад +6

      You forgot about his end of year epic!

    • @daaave_
      @daaave_ 5 лет назад +1

      There’s probably gonna be a Christmas special

    • @pokepwned
      @pokepwned 5 лет назад +2

      he uploads every sunday so it ain't over yet

  • @LarryKoopa64
    @LarryKoopa64 5 лет назад +3404

    “The ore-e-gone trail”

    • @gelmer656
      @gelmer656 5 лет назад +39

      ikr

    • @ThatOtherLetsPlayShowShow
      @ThatOtherLetsPlayShowShow 5 лет назад +306

      As an Oregonian, that drove me insane...

    • @Sleeepy.
      @Sleeepy. 5 лет назад +146

      Physical pain was injected into my ears for a straight 10 seconds after he said that.

    • @yemiaa
      @yemiaa 5 лет назад +69

      glad to know im not crazy, i really thought id been pronouncing Oregon wrong my entire life,,,

    • @kane4707
      @kane4707 5 лет назад +12

      @@ThatOtherLetsPlayShowShow
      >implying Georgia is a State

  • @MissClockwork
    @MissClockwork 4 года назад +1546

    "They messed up the controls for tetris, is that even legal" maybe but stalin would like a word with them regardless

    • @CayenneGaramonde
      @CayenneGaramonde 4 года назад +10

      Stalin had been dead for decades when Tetris was made, so the joke kinda falls flat.

    • @gimblesfan4lyfe
      @gimblesfan4lyfe 4 года назад +107

      @@CayenneGaramonde you ruined the joke, congrats

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 4 года назад +29

      Fuck Stalin, get Lenin on the phone

    • @ColossalKilla
      @ColossalKilla 4 года назад +27

      @@CayenneGaramonde You've pissed them off.

    • @DrUnfunny
      @DrUnfunny 3 года назад +29

      @@CayenneGaramonde You've gotta be fun at parties.

  • @Ultraslainmonkey
    @Ultraslainmonkey 2 года назад +56

    The NeoGeo Mini was modeled on the most iconic arcade NeoGeo cabinet in Japan.

  • @jonathanwilson7949
    @jonathanwilson7949 3 года назад +108

    4:14 Well I have news for you 2019 Scott. Sega genesis games are now available on the Nintendo Switch and are almost universally agreed upon to be overpriced have fun Scott!

  • @bubbletea1985
    @bubbletea1985 5 лет назад +1589

    I wanna buy a bunch of the "tiny arcade" things so I can build a functioning arcade for my pet snails. They could even have a snack vending machine that dispenses little pieces of cucumber.
    Edit: Since you guys like the idea, if I get enough commission money I'll do it!! I'll work hard to treat my snails

    • @beesree39
      @beesree39 5 лет назад +104

      Yeah I'd love to see a snail play Dig Dug

    • @crackerjack0349
      @crackerjack0349 4 года назад +86

      That’s the most precious and cutest thing I’ve ever read

    • @bubbletea1985
      @bubbletea1985 4 года назад +36

      @@crackerjack0349 the snails say "thank you"!

    • @crackerjack0349
      @crackerjack0349 4 года назад +23

      Wired_Lain there we these things at my school where if you sold enough stuff you’d get monkey key chains. I wanted to get them and make a movie theater. Also tell them you’re welcome

    • @celial.4065
      @celial.4065 4 года назад +11

      You don't understand how happy this comment made me. Say hi to your snails for me! :)

  • @camwoodstock
    @camwoodstock 4 года назад +611

    "No being still alive says 'Let's Play Pac 'n Pal!'"
    Me: *[fades out of existence]*

    • @laaaaviuwu
      @laaaaviuwu 3 года назад +10

      Me: *[fades into existence]*

    • @yassomesho4554
      @yassomesho4554 3 года назад +24

      @PotatoMan Sorry, I don't listen to people who don't exist.

    • @kaylimdonoghue4371
      @kaylimdonoghue4371 3 года назад +2

      @@yassomesho4554what's Pac 'n Pal

    • @yassomesho4554
      @yassomesho4554 3 года назад +1

      @@kaylimdonoghue4371 When did those 7 letters combine together in that order?

    • @CorazonYTTV
      @CorazonYTTV 3 года назад

      @@yassomesho4554 who are you replying to?

  • @AnimatianOfficialIsStinky
    @AnimatianOfficialIsStinky 5 лет назад +1289

    “So this is the timeline virginity won..” ~Scott 2019

  • @azy8093
    @azy8093 4 года назад +5077

    I love how Scott refers to money as "Bones."
    EDIT:This comment is three years old, HOW IS IT STILL GETTING LIKES AND REPLIES!?

    • @MeneerMattie
      @MeneerMattie 4 года назад +634

      Did you know that there's enough money in our body to make an entire skeleton?

    • @nolanchristopher3702
      @nolanchristopher3702 4 года назад +80

      r/angryupvote (RUclips edition)

    • @beanboi3178
      @beanboi3178 4 года назад +240

      reddit moment

    • @Awkairo
      @Awkairo 4 года назад +298

      @@nolanchristopher3702 Shut the fuck up.

    • @DrWho2008t101
      @DrWho2008t101 4 года назад +20

      funny video! Thanks to the video creator!

  • @hgu
    @hgu 5 лет назад +894

    “I’m the guy who owns Just Dance 2020 on the Wii. Do you think my opinion matters?”
    -Scott The Wozniak, certified Fling Smash owner
    Edit: So Just Dance 2021 is not releasing on the Wii, as it seems some departments in the US (and maybe Japan) no longer have the ability to retrieve the machines to do so. We had a good run.
    RIP Nintendo Wii: November 19, 2006 - July 9, 2020 (Europe). You will be missed by millions of people

    • @upshitdownshit4200
      @upshitdownshit4200 4 года назад +8

      Also cannot pronounce Oregon

    • @arthurschmidt3104
      @arthurschmidt3104 4 года назад +15

      I love the title of "certified fling smash owner", take my like

    • @nofuntag9582
      @nofuntag9582 4 года назад +9

      And the guy who owns sonic jam

    • @hgu
      @hgu 4 года назад +1

      Madyson Andres ?

    • @hgu
      @hgu 4 года назад

      Madyson Andres ah yes it is you

  • @warpotre
    @warpotre 4 года назад +1870

    Girls: My wallet doesn’t fit in my pocket.
    Boys: “proceeds to fit a fuking arcade cabinet in his pocket.”

    • @guilleyrosagd
      @guilleyrosagd 4 года назад +23

      Underrated comment

    • @Lexilove2016
      @Lexilove2016 3 года назад +4

      *

    • @devanshouse5027
      @devanshouse5027 3 года назад +61

      AC Villager: Can fit a shitload of furniture into pockets

    • @indigoon9635
      @indigoon9635 3 года назад +30

      call of duty player: fits several miniguns in one pocket

    • @Lil_ncb
      @Lil_ncb 3 года назад +25

      GTA 5 players: *fits bombs,guns,rpg and phones in their pockets*

  • @jackfriedman3998
    @jackfriedman3998 5 лет назад +422

    Game of the Year 2019: A Roomba

  • @somethingelse1388
    @somethingelse1388 4 года назад +150

    "No being *still alive* has said 'let's play pac and pal!'"
    Scott is a ghost confirmed

    • @Kabosu_Doge
      @Kabosu_Doge Год назад +2

      Me: guess I don't exist * 𝕗𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪*

  • @benadams5915
    @benadams5915 4 года назад +252

    Can we have a moment of silence for Scott’s pants? It probably took forever to get that arcade cabinet out of his pocket

  • @DaSheepKiller
    @DaSheepKiller 4 года назад +41

    "So this is the timeline where virginity won" is one of my favorite Scott "The" Woz quotes. 1:06

    • @axothegremlin
      @axothegremlin Год назад +3

      I know I'm a couple years behind, but why did you put the word the in quotes?

  • @tehpanda64
    @tehpanda64 5 лет назад +261

    "have you played any games recently?"
    "I thought collecting games was the game."

    • @KStone22
      @KStone22 5 лет назад +11

      It's like Pokemon

    • @andree1991
      @andree1991 4 года назад +1

      He is above all of us. He is on a different plane of conciousness

    • @reillymcwriting
      @reillymcwriting 4 года назад

      justineverything 247 Burbles and 29 other games

  • @hippotripo6145
    @hippotripo6145 5 лет назад +89

    When you’ve been procrastinating all weekend and then see a Scott episode

  • @godknows8670
    @godknows8670 4 года назад +236

    “It’s all about nostalgia and going back to the past” he said it

    • @bigtaste985
      @bigtaste985 4 года назад +58

      to play the shitty games that suck ass?

    • @jdplaystuba
      @jdplaystuba 4 года назад +21

      He rather have... a Buffalo.... take a Diarrhea dump in his ear.

    • @555elohwssa8
      @555elohwssa8 4 года назад +15

      He’d rather eat a rotten ass whole of a road kill skunk and down it with beer

    • @lucyakaluckstat
      @lucyakaluckstat 4 года назад +17

      @@555elohwssa8 he's the angriest gamer you ever heard

    • @555elohwssa8
      @555elohwssa8 4 года назад +12

      lillie lover he is the Atari,sega nerd

  • @Miko_Hanamori
    @Miko_Hanamori 3 года назад +19

    Gotta appreciate the captions
    always keep them on
    no particular reason
    just feels good

  • @ztm999
    @ztm999 5 лет назад +732

    “Ore *GON* Trail”
    -Scott, 2019

    • @arigaribaldo9427
      @arigaribaldo9427 5 лет назад +4

      •Uuudd • I woulda put gone instead of gon

    • @tlucier187
      @tlucier187 5 лет назад +10

      Yea being an Oregonian it irritates the piss outta me when people say or gone instead of how it is supposed to sound organ = or uh gan lol

    • @shanedangelo7212
      @shanedangelo7212 5 лет назад

      Him and everyone else in the Midwest lol southerners say OreGUN lol

    • @Sly88Frye
      @Sly88Frye 5 лет назад

      Steve said it first in American Dad

    • @Tobtakular
      @Tobtakular 5 лет назад +3

      Shane D’Angelo I live in the Midwest and everybody says it like Or uh gon, how it’s supposed to be

  • @alephnull127
    @alephnull127 5 лет назад +614

    1990s: SNES
    2000s: Nothing
    2010s: SNES Classic
    2020s: Just re-releasing the SNES

    • @ImTheGuy
      @ImTheGuy 5 лет назад +26

      What

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 5 лет назад +33

      It would be cool if they would reproduce some discontinued consoles and games - not downloads or ports to newer consoles - the actual original.

    • @marx4538
      @marx4538 5 лет назад +13

      @Scrambles the Death Dealer
      Many people who bought SNES Mini and other things probably didn't even have cartridges anymore. They will also have to produce a LOT OF cartridges just to satisfy those people, which isn't profitable. And without those people, it probably won't even sell well.

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 5 лет назад +3

      @@marx4538 I know, a man can dream though.

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 5 лет назад +6

      Reproducing the rare and highly desirable games themselves would be badass though!

  • @Tootus69
    @Tootus69 5 лет назад +57

    8:05 That's the first time I've ever seen a product actually come with batteries

  • @Disobeyedtoast
    @Disobeyedtoast Год назад +3

    RIP Cracker Barrel 1969-2023. You were my preferred retro game store 🙏

  • @zenkarp1730
    @zenkarp1730 5 лет назад +150

    Scott’s Oregon trail party names:
    Scatt
    Scett
    Scitt
    Scutt

    • @-gusbus-4282
      @-gusbus-4282 5 лет назад +18

      Scatt? Sha do be oo ba do bop bobba dwee yoot bow

    • @blackwalls
      @blackwalls 5 лет назад +3

      Scutt farcus

    • @invock
      @invock 5 лет назад +4

      @@-gusbus-4282 You're doing it wrong.
      SCABADABADABA BEE BA POPADAPO PAPOPADAPO BEE PAPOPADAPO PAPOPADA- I'M A SCATMAN!

    • @seiyuokamihimura5082
      @seiyuokamihimura5082 5 лет назад +1

      @@invock except scaramouche is the real scatman.

    • @Rigby545
      @Rigby545 4 года назад +1

      I liked this comment until you edited it with "Wow. Thanks for the likes"

  • @milesorvetti2115
    @milesorvetti2115 5 лет назад +168

    "I love Cracker Barrel cmon I'm a gamer."
    I hope Scott doesn't break any Chia Pets there.

  • @firedspacemice
    @firedspacemice 5 лет назад +1677

    Everyone:
    -Octogon
    -Pentagon
    -Hexagon
    Scott:
    -OREGON

    • @marcusturner27
      @marcusturner27 5 лет назад +3

      69th like

    • @K4LAMAWHO
      @K4LAMAWHO 5 лет назад +13

      I’m gonna be that guy but he said it correctly

    • @arctic_beanz7503
      @arctic_beanz7503 5 лет назад +24

      @@K4LAMAWHO no he didn't

    • @aviationdude9546
      @aviationdude9546 5 лет назад

      Oreo

    • @CosmicCreatorCat
      @CosmicCreatorCat 5 лет назад +5

      @@arctic_beanz7503 He did say it correctly. Though I'm also someone who learned it phonetically, apparently the 'e' isn't silent.

  • @godnamedtay
    @godnamedtay 4 года назад +28

    Bro I’m impressed. You literally buy...EVERYTHING!

  • @benjaninja
    @benjaninja 5 лет назад +271

    Everybody:
    ORR-ih-gen
    Scott:
    or-EE-GONE

    • @axothegremlin
      @axothegremlin 5 лет назад +6

      He says it right though...

    • @Necrofitz
      @Necrofitz 5 лет назад +39

      @@axothegremlin I assure you with my whole heart, which I presume I still possess the entirety of pending further investigation, that he did not say it right.

    • @azureknightmoris776
      @azureknightmoris776 5 лет назад +25

      @@axothegremlin as someone who was born and raised in Oregon, I can safely say he did not say it right

    • @alyxisalyx
      @alyxisalyx 5 лет назад +6

      Zabuki Mio no.

    • @senorbones1869
      @senorbones1869 5 лет назад +2

      Is because energy where he lives aplace also calledOregon is pronounced like that. I wad reading the top comment and he's not the only one he say that

  • @jamesbarnousky1270
    @jamesbarnousky1270 5 лет назад +404

    "It has a mini keyboard!" :O
    "It doesn't work!"
    :I

    • @jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457
      @jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457 4 года назад +33

      "You have to use a digital keyboard!"
      D:

    • @cam182
      @cam182 4 года назад +7

      Theres a newer version that has a working keyboard and I think its full size and has a usb port load your own games the 8 bit guy reviewed it a while ago

    • @aionicthunder
      @aionicthunder 4 года назад +1

      Mr peanutbutter “the 8 but guy”

    • @SolidRaiden2655
      @SolidRaiden2655 4 года назад

      As a pc gamer I'm greatly offended

    • @cam182
      @cam182 4 года назад

      @@aionicthunder thank you my error has been fixed

  • @GodlessCog
    @GodlessCog 4 года назад +380

    Scott: *being able to fit an entire mini-arcade in his pocket*
    Me, not even able to fit my mobile phone in my pocket: :(

    • @BigYosh
      @BigYosh 3 года назад +49

      I already know you are a girl from this comment

    • @EmSee360
      @EmSee360 3 года назад +5

      Be me and mostly use shorts have no pockets

    • @notafurry6618
      @notafurry6618 3 года назад +17

      Just wear men’s pants. I’d say that it’s a form of protesting

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 3 года назад +16

      Men‘s pants can fit an entire survival camping kit into their pockets probably

    • @knuckelz8923
      @knuckelz8923 3 года назад

      I just got my first phone and it's big and pockets are small

  • @soli_dstate
    @soli_dstate 4 года назад +242

    "you can fit in your pocket"
    yeah ok try woman's jeans lol

    • @mrflishy901
      @mrflishy901 3 года назад +7

      He was being sarcastic if ya didnt realize

    • @stedmangg
      @stedmangg 3 года назад +8

      well if you really wanna carry one of these in your pocket, wear different pants lol

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 3 года назад +6

      @@stedmangg if you want to carry one in your pockets you clearly don't care about fashion
      So grab some parachute pants

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead 3 года назад +16

      I don't give a shit that they don't have pockets -- what pisses me off is that there are 'designers' who make *_FAKE POCKETS._* Seriously, if you think pants look weird without pockets, *_don't make pants without pockets._* Fuck.

    • @jebalitabb8228
      @jebalitabb8228 3 года назад

      @@CoralCopperHead pockets just don’t work well on things like jeggings which is where fake pockets are really common, so they make sense to be there for the looks. Plus isn’t that what a purse is for?

  • @North_Watch
    @North_Watch 5 лет назад +13

    All I have to say is Scott’s opening Bit and Closing Bit are so underrated. They always make me laugh and smile and are a huge part of this channels charm. Love your channel. Keep up your awesome work!

  • @smrts
    @smrts 5 лет назад +173

    the Oregon trail handheld ended up being something my girlfriend wanted when she saw it and I couldn't manage to convince her that installing DOSBox on her phone and installing Oregon trail to that was better than spending $25 on the ready to go handheld.

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 4 года назад +30

      adequateautocrat physical is always better

    • @the_egg_
      @the_egg_ 4 года назад +17

      @@wolfetteplays8894 thats up to preference

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 4 года назад +11

      the egg Emulators literally have never run correctly since the dawn of time, but go off I guess

    • @lel2015
      @lel2015 4 года назад +27

      @@wolfetteplays8894 The handheld is probably also emulating it

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 4 года назад +4

      Joeri my RUclips channel actually hasn’t existed for a few years really, only since mid 2018. Why do you ask?

  • @OVERKILL142
    @OVERKILL142 4 года назад +107

    “4 numbers spell out the year of the beast” this aged like cheese

    • @Astral_Something
      @Astral_Something 3 года назад +5

      What are you talking about I love day old cheese

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead 3 года назад

      I'm confused, cheese is better when it's aged properly. Also 2020 was great, it was nice not being seen as a social outcast for avoiding idiots, it's gonna suck when this is all over and people go back to thinking I'm weird for not wanting to deal with random assholes.

    • @moose-mancer
      @moose-mancer 3 года назад +10

      @@CoralCopperHead Yeah, who cares about the deaths?

    • @tape-6
      @tape-6 3 года назад +5

      @@CoralCopperHeadmore than half a million people died in america alone

  • @kirbymain2324
    @kirbymain2324 4 года назад +1522

    Ok so Scott doesn’t know how to pronounce Oregon.
    “OrAYgon” - Scott 2019

    • @time4manmode945
      @time4manmode945 4 года назад +54

      7:26 did he just turned into crash bandicoot?

    • @havenbigler9701
      @havenbigler9701 4 года назад +33

      Rat tat touille

    • @Glatator1
      @Glatator1 4 года назад +5

      Exactly

    • @orbusg8451
      @orbusg8451 4 года назад +59

      You can always tell when someone's not from here when they pronounce it off.
      We basically just say origin except with a hard G.

    • @cynniethia
      @cynniethia 4 года назад +6

      It’s for the joke

  • @adriandurham10
    @adriandurham10 5 лет назад +144

    "I don't smoke I just like the gum"
    Anyone else remember the buying a vape video from forever ago?

    • @autismandgaming4532
      @autismandgaming4532 5 лет назад +11

      he made a stop smoking video and i do remember & he just likes the gum ok? not to be rude

    • @Jattel_2006
      @Jattel_2006 4 года назад

      Adrian Durham add Scott the woz stop smoking I don’t smoke I just like the game Scott you liar

    • @Jattel_2006
      @Jattel_2006 4 года назад

      Adrian Durham did your sleeping girlfriend break up with them at the ending

    • @dahliajamison6253
      @dahliajamison6253 4 года назад +3

      I am being mauled by a dog

    • @kriticalwatermelon5850
      @kriticalwatermelon5850 4 года назад

      I'm just imagining him being like...
      "Shit, I am like addicted to this nicotine gum! Must be flavor"

  • @arashink
    @arashink 3 года назад +5

    I love that he used Mappy's music for a bit. That game is pretty underrated.

  • @bungallow8831
    @bungallow8831 5 лет назад +128

    8:58
    Scott: “PAC-MAN... my God. It’s actually PAC-MAN!”
    PAC-MAN: Is running for his life about to die to the ghost

  • @boombap8007
    @boombap8007 4 года назад +74

    “I love Cracker Barrel”-Scott

  • @christianarcane
    @christianarcane 5 лет назад +27

    Scott. I love your video-themes. As a gamer, it's typically what I want to see, and you do such a great job at it. Your RUclips channel is a treasure.

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 5 лет назад +3

      I just discovered Scott within the last couple months.
      I now proudly wear a "Scott the Woz" t-shirt... you know, to save all the children.

  • @pessimisticpianist582
    @pessimisticpianist582 5 лет назад +225

    " Did you win? "
    *"No, this time virginity won"*

    • @kimgkomg
      @kimgkomg 5 лет назад

      Ha ha you quoted the guy so I'll like he he

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 лет назад +596

    "Come on, I'm a Gamer , I love Cracker Barrel "
    - Scott the Woz

  • @retrocole7846
    @retrocole7846 4 года назад +73

    "Come on, I'm a gamer, I love Cracker Barrel!"

    • @darrellnichols1380
      @darrellnichols1380 3 года назад

      1:02 yeah I kind of feel when we go to Walmart and we find some different merch it's like well they're only like $27 but it's really how much money that you really want to get them literally.😒

  • @konorkaotic9657
    @konorkaotic9657 5 лет назад +311

    “Hey all Scott here, let’s see how many Nintendo Switch game cartridges I can fit up my butt before I die!”
    -Definitely Scott the Woz and not me

    • @thepageturner1149
      @thepageturner1149 5 лет назад +8

      Why must you do this to me.

    • @MissAshley42
      @MissAshley42 5 лет назад +6

      Considering the special coating they put on those things, that would make for a truly bitter blossom.

  • @TheNerdestOfOne
    @TheNerdestOfOne 4 года назад +11

    13:33 imagine getting this instead of a game boy colour,
    yeah that happend to me and I’m still crying to this day

  • @willbowden6897
    @willbowden6897 5 лет назад +744

    Scott still pronounces Oregon like he's from Ohio

  • @SW12234
    @SW12234 4 года назад +41

    "I bought a Roomba if that counts."
    - Scott, 2019

  • @SirRadington
    @SirRadington 4 года назад +29

    "is that an arcade cabinet in your pocket or are you just happy to see me~"
    it's a mini arcade cabinet.

  • @JoshDensle
    @JoshDensle 3 года назад +16

    It brings me joy that Scott discovered that Magic Jony exists.

  • @themiddleclass7062
    @themiddleclass7062 5 лет назад +40

    "So this is the timeline where virginity won..." - Scott the Woz Dec 8, 2019 May his soul rest in peace R.I.P

    • @emie018
      @emie018 5 лет назад +1

      rest in ore-gone

  • @TFD500Official
    @TFD500Official 3 года назад +15

    13:15 i just honestly love this exaggerated expression and i have no idea
    the fact that Scott sees the Pac-Man Light being on seems like he's terrified
    ...why am i laughing at this

  • @thedinogamer_fn3073
    @thedinogamer_fn3073 Год назад +5

    I like how Scott felt the need to specify that the shirts are made to wear

  • @16BitGamerCat
    @16BitGamerCat 3 года назад +18

    Scott: "No human being has ever said 'let's play pac and pal!'"
    Me, seeing it for the first time in Namco classics megamix on the wii years ago: "Huh, let's play Pac and Pal."

  • @Lexilove2016
    @Lexilove2016 3 года назад +51

    The way Scott says Oregon is more similar to octagon than Oregon.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 года назад +1

      It sounds like Oregon was misspelled from the start - it has an o where it should have an i.

  • @ballerduck9610
    @ballerduck9610 3 года назад +10

    13:24 in my experience, the best way to drink out of a square mug is with a straw

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 лет назад +27

    5:00 "No, I'm not really excited to see you, I just have a mini replica of an arcade machine that plays Pacman"
    "..... what?"

  • @Brinta3
    @Brinta3 5 лет назад +53

    2:58
    “it’s place”
    I’m very disappointed in you, Scott.

  • @WeskAlber
    @WeskAlber 5 лет назад +5

    How the hell is this only 14 minutes. This felt like 20+. What a good video with a really fun retrospective at the end.
    And a Roomba

  • @toppofthebox814
    @toppofthebox814 4 года назад +5

    Go Gamer Portable I never thought I see it again. It was my favorite handheld back then. 12:37

  • @NF_Reviews
    @NF_Reviews 5 лет назад +27

    When you realize NeoGeo literally rotated their face button alignment 90° clockwise.

  • @Obeu
    @Obeu 5 лет назад +254

    “[insert witty quote from Scott here]”
    - 90% of the comments

    • @ziyair2998
      @ziyair2998 5 лет назад +12

      haha very good quote i enjoy take liek

    • @brookelynn4552
      @brookelynn4552 5 лет назад +5

      SheepDog123 you forgot the "2019"

    • @bryanx0317
      @bryanx0317 5 лет назад +2

      [Insert attempt to say something as witty as the OP] -2019

    • @samscarbrough4376
      @samscarbrough4376 5 лет назад

      Ore-GON! hehe

    • @badhermit7717
      @badhermit7717 5 лет назад +2

      SheepDog123 just wait till you see the TFS comment section (and Dunkey comments are in a league of they’re own)

  • @jackson-md2gh
    @jackson-md2gh 5 лет назад +23

    Nothing screams, "I watch Rick and Morty" more than retro merchandise

  • @an_annoying_cat
    @an_annoying_cat 3 года назад +9

    "C'mon i'm a gamer" was not something i expected to hear scott ever say

  • @Xyabra
    @Xyabra 5 лет назад +387

    I'm still waiting for the
    'Scott the Woz: Emulator"
    episode

    • @peanits333
      @peanits333 5 лет назад +2

      YES

    • @leighdappa
      @leighdappa 5 лет назад

      @SuperJames: That episode came out last year mate.

    • @chromso
      @chromso 5 лет назад +4

      I am extremely unsatisfied by how you put -'- on one side and -"- on the ithef

    • @j.banana4258
      @j.banana4258 5 лет назад +3

      I'm waiting for video game movies

    • @upwaveflash8429
      @upwaveflash8429 5 лет назад +1

      YEEEEEESSSD INDEED

  • @michaelwolfe9496
    @michaelwolfe9496 5 лет назад +59

    "No being still alive has said 'let's play Pac and Pal'" - Scott
    Apparently I've been dead for the last 15 years. I guess the fact I never noticed shows how much of a life I had before.

  • @vedi0boy
    @vedi0boy 5 лет назад +503

    Lol I’ve never heard someone pronounce “Oregon” like “Porygon”. I’ve only heard people pronounce it almost like “organ”
    Also, how are you still at less than 1mil subs?? U deserve like 5m by now

    • @LackOfCreativiT
      @LackOfCreativiT 5 лет назад +18

      Whenever someone doesn't live here they say it wrong I feel

    • @jackiekoolaid7533
      @jackiekoolaid7533 4 года назад +6

      or e gon is how i say it

    • @joshuabalcombe4975
      @joshuabalcombe4975 4 года назад +10

      I swear he mispronounces things here and there for fun.

    • @bannedsocks
      @bannedsocks 4 года назад +3

      He sure does. His stuff is so high quality

    • @loganthompson1692
      @loganthompson1692 4 года назад +2

      @@jackiekoolaid7533 it's more or-gin but that's not as bad as he said it

  • @Ricedeer
    @Ricedeer Год назад +1

    I love how Scott just keeps Referencing Burbles when talking about the Small knock off games

  • @chasonthedon
    @chasonthedon 4 года назад +15

    5:50 “Not nearly as smooth as the original”
    **playing S M O O T H Galaga, but on the switch**

  • @melofelo4484
    @melofelo4484 5 лет назад +4

    I managed to find a white Pikmin plush at target the other day. The fact that even Pikmin merchandise is showing up at the big name stores is astounding to me.

  • @jermouche
    @jermouche 5 лет назад +159

    Last time I was this early I could hear him start to say hey

    • @Blickyrobyason
      @Blickyrobyason 5 лет назад +2

      Kabuto Jeremy same

    • @MineBloxAllNite
      @MineBloxAllNite 5 лет назад +3

      Hear

    • @MineBloxAllNite
      @MineBloxAllNite 5 лет назад +2

      Sorry for being a grammar nerd

    • @jermouche
      @jermouche 5 лет назад

      Dariel Diaz dude it’s fine I’m a grammar nerd I don’t know how I missed that 😂

  • @aborealisglfry
    @aborealisglfry 4 года назад +11

    14:00
    "Have you played any actual games recently?"
    "…I bought a roomba if that counts."
    If this isn’t a mood I don’t know what is.

  • @imburnt_toast
    @imburnt_toast 4 года назад +9

    6:12 “slower pace or require fewer control inputs”
    *also playing tetris*

  • @draguladriver
    @draguladriver 3 года назад +15

    "Cmon I'm a gamer, I love Cracker Barrel."
    Can confirm, the biscuits there are fucking amazing.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 лет назад +192

    Hey All , The Late night Notification Squad here

    • @alexbulgarelli4181
      @alexbulgarelli4181 5 лет назад +7

      I just got lucky and clicked my subs 24 seconds after it went live 😂

    • @lawngcawk5774
      @lawngcawk5774 5 лет назад +1

      Here

    • @mergieismoronic
      @mergieismoronic 5 лет назад +1

      +Nathaniel Foga
      It’s 1am for me

    • @nootaboot7042
      @nootaboot7042 5 лет назад

      should be doing homework but watching scott the woz gang here

    • @aleksandar8225
      @aleksandar8225 5 лет назад +1

      Hey y'all European Subscribers here

  • @melisacaceres8740
    @melisacaceres8740 2 года назад

    I bought one of those cheap hand-helds when i got a little fed up with my GBC (no back light, constant battery change, games are expensive and hard to find). And i love it so much. It has some iconic games, some very silly and unknown ones but i find it endearing.

  • @Nepiki
    @Nepiki 5 лет назад +7

    2:54 I mean.. that is something I can 100% agree with. I loved some of SnK's games and arcades but let's be honest people, SnK is not relevant in the current day and age.

  • @wrhiv72
    @wrhiv72 5 лет назад +40

    alternate title: “Scott The Woz visits Meijer”

    • @plutosmash6068
      @plutosmash6068 5 лет назад

      Not gonna lie I’d be really hyped to see an episode of him fucking around in Meijer

  • @roguebanana2683
    @roguebanana2683 4 года назад +3

    Thank you for acknowledging the Gamer V Portable. It’s pretty cool, and I have one from Christmas a year or so ago.

  • @mateoysofiagameplay7113
    @mateoysofiagameplay7113 3 года назад +1

    those arcades are very nostalgic for old games and a lot of fun. : 3 .pac Man, centipedes, galaga ect many games

    • @pinhead62
      @pinhead62 3 года назад

      r/youngpeopleyoutube

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 5 лет назад +14

    "It Has Always Been My Dream To Own My Own Arcade Cabinet...Good Dream Right?"
    Yep! 👍

    • @beesree39
      @beesree39 5 лет назад +1

      Seriously

    • @portablerefrigerator4902
      @portablerefrigerator4902 4 года назад +1

      Arcade 1 up street fighter 2 is not a bad investment

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 года назад +1

      Portable Refrigerator I need to try and buy one of these arcade machines one day, and I think Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat will definitely be one of them. Those were my favourite games growing up, and so was Sonic 2... mind you... I was pretty young, so I don't remember much! 🤔

    • @portablerefrigerator4902
      @portablerefrigerator4902 4 года назад +1

      @@colleenglanville8293 boy I wasnt alive till 2006 i'm a bit older than *street fighter 4*

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 года назад +1

      Portable Refrigerator I'm about as old as a Nintendo 64... but maybe a year older! 😅

  • @nickarchuleta8001
    @nickarchuleta8001 5 лет назад +8

    11:17 as a member of the Oregon fandom... my heart is broken.

  • @mergieismoronic
    @mergieismoronic 5 лет назад +440

    Plot twist: Scott’s real name isn’t actually Scott

  • @marceloledezma4709
    @marceloledezma4709 2 года назад +1

    about the time this video released i started watching scotts videos. even though i dont watch him as much as i used to do i still love his videos!

  • @sleepyjoe-fu5bo
    @sleepyjoe-fu5bo 3 года назад +9

    I find it funny that scott accidentally predicted that the sega genesis and the Nes made it to the switch

  • @godot996
    @godot996 5 лет назад +88

    I said “let’s play Pac & Pal” when I was 8, and I’m still alive

    • @Awesoman9001
      @Awesoman9001 5 лет назад +36

      Not for long

    • @lankydoodle
      @lankydoodle 5 лет назад +4

      @@Awesoman9001 Oh god, oh fuck

    • @sleet1650
      @sleet1650 5 лет назад +8

      Top 10 photos taken moments before disaster

    • @senorbones1869
      @senorbones1869 5 лет назад

      @@lankydoodle OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

  • @bennusmagnus5277
    @bennusmagnus5277 3 года назад +15

    4:27 Well then, have I got some news for you!

    • @DoofyLonk
      @DoofyLonk 2 года назад +4

      He predicted it

  • @electricerger
    @electricerger Год назад +1

    From an engineering perspective I need to say that I'm not surprised the keychains don't work well. It doesn't have any cooling, so yeah, it's going to be thermally throttled. Phones deal with heat by routing it to the metal frame and then your hand or the air. The cabinets are probably fully insulated by plastics.

  • @hatster401
    @hatster401 5 лет назад +9

    My mom bought me the legends flashback and my reaction was "This is why we can't afford real games."

  • @HexZ_
    @HexZ_ 5 лет назад +21

    "Scott the woz. Its like a nut....you can watch outside"
    I want that.

    • @niche8137
      @niche8137 5 лет назад

      *Do I see a PSP commercial reference?*

    • @HexZ_
      @HexZ_ 5 лет назад

      maybe....

  • @Phosphorshy
    @Phosphorshy 5 лет назад +5

    5:00 "Do you have an arcade machine in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"

  • @rockysansone2855
    @rockysansone2855 4 года назад +1

    i just stumbled across your channel and after a few videos I had to sub the natural sarcastic tones and humor is killing me