Retro Gaming Merchandise - Scott The Woz
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- Опубликовано: 7 дек 2019
- Scott takes a look at Walmart's clearance bin.
Twitter: / scottthewoz
Facebook: / scottthewoz
Instagram: / scottthewoz
Music Used:
"Menu" from SNES Classic Edition
"Menu" from NES Classic Edition
"Norfair Ancient Ruins" from Super Metroid
"Menu" from Sega Genesis Mini
"Mappy Medley" from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
"Fight" from Punch-Out!! (NES)
"Music 02" from Tetris (NES)
"Menu" from Pac-Man Championship Edition DX
"Overworld" from Super Mario Bros. 2
"Ending" from Super Mario Land
"Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes 
Игры
Do you ever think wal-Mart employees see Scott filming gaming merchandise and are like “oh that guys back”
Yes
Yea
Considering all the weird shit Walmart employees see on a daily basis, Scott wouldn't even register.
Yea
"I had my Wii Play somewhere how did I..."
“The ore-e-gone trail”
ikr
As an Oregonian, that drove me insane...
Physical pain was injected into my ears for a straight 10 seconds after he said that.
glad to know im not crazy, i really thought id been pronouncing Oregon wrong my entire life,,,
@@ThatOtherLetsPlayShowShow
>implying Georgia is a State
"They messed up the controls for tetris, is that even legal" maybe but stalin would like a word with them regardless
Stalin had been dead for decades when Tetris was made, so the joke kinda falls flat.
@@CayenneGaramonde you ruined the joke, congrats
Fuck Stalin, get Lenin on the phone
@@CayenneGaramonde You've pissed them off.
@@CayenneGaramonde You've gotta be fun at parties.
I love how Scott refers to money as "Bones."
EDIT:This comment is three years old, HOW IS IT STILL GETTING LIKES AND REPLIES!?
Did you know that there's enough money in our body to make an entire skeleton?
r/angryupvote (RUclips edition)
reddit moment
@@nolanchristopher3702 Shut the fuck up.
funny video! Thanks to the video creator!
"Ice Climber and 29 more games."
AGREED.
Where's nana
@SHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your powerful waddle powers tell the truth
Holy shit it's him
@@rondalmcdondal4192 I know its the all knowing waddle dee and the ice climber in the same place
Oh my god it's the real blue ice climber
“So this is the timeline virginity won..” ~Scott 2019
THE timeline
this is one of the 14 million futures that doctor strange saw
Whats that suppose to mean?
Pro bot pixelz idk
Where the Chads lost to the Virgins.
I'm just glad Scott understands Oregon Trail is one of the best games ever. I also have that handheld.
Same
Gus Martinez I’m not sure how you could find a constant fear of death by rattle snake bites, drowning, dysentery or broken limbs boring but hey you couldn’t hit a barrel with a hammer or shoot asteroids in it so it must be boring
silla s they also made reference to almost every dc property and many classic movies wtf is that supposed to mean? By that chimp level logic all video games are boring because teen titans go has had video games in it.
But he said Oregon wrong though, which triggers Oregonians like me
@@jebbryant6522 the Oregon trail in my opinion is the best retro game, it probably has to do with the fact that I'm a Oregonian
"No being still alive says 'Let's Play Pac 'n Pal!'"
Me: *[fades out of existence]*
Me: *[fades into existence]*
I actually really enjoy Pac 'n Pal more then the original.
@@potatoman6588 Sorry, I don't listen to people who don't exist.
@@yassomesho4554what's Pac 'n Pal
@@kaylimdonoghue4371 When did those 7 letters combine together in that order?
“This is the timeline virginity won” not more a truer statement has ever been made
I mean, 2016 was also the year where memes peaked sooo
I mean, looking at the birth rate statistics...
i salute you for being so openly horny on main
Nice slothdive profile picture
Bro this guy is slothdive
"come on I'm a gamer, I love cracker barrel."
That hit so close to home I heard it crash through my window.
Same
Sam Brown isn’t that a lot closer to home as in in your home
this is such a true statement
What is that?
It would of hit closer if they didnt fire brads wife
Girls: My wallet doesn’t fit in my pocket.
Boys: “proceeds to fit a fuking arcade cabinet in his pocket.”
Underrated comment
*
AC Villager: Can fit a shitload of furniture into pockets
call of duty player: fits several miniguns in one pocket
GTA 5 players: *fits bombs,guns,rpg and phones in their pockets*
I want some kind of Game Boy Classic. Instead of the old screen, have a quality modern screen with options for grayscale, coloured like the version on Super Game Boy, and a milder green tint. Give it a USB-C rechargeable battery, and a smaller, more ergonomic design, and I think it'd sell quite well. I'd definitely get one.
PLEASE NINTENDO.
But they shrinked the NES and SNES considerably in the classic versions, how do you shrink a gameboy??
@americ anfootball but they shrinked the NES/SNES classic way more than the GBP ever shrinked the GB
Restomodding a GBC to be basically this
See, I'd only want a Game Boy Classic if they made a transparent version (all consoles should have transparent versions), but a transparent mini-console might be kinda depressing.
I think the quote that Scott’s ending the 2010s with is “so this is the timeline where virginity won”
You forgot about his end of year epic!
There’s probably gonna be a Christmas special
he uploads every sunday so it ain't over yet
Man do I love West Coast States! So many classics like:
-Washington
-California
-O R A G O N
how do you even say it
@J Z so it’s ok to pronounce it like “auburn”
I say it like it's spelled. Oregonians pretend it's spelled Oregin or Oregun, and that's their prerogative.
As a confirmed current living person in Washington, I can say that this comment is certified.
@@indigoon9635 aura gin that's how you say it
The NeoGeo Mini was modeled on the most iconic arcade NeoGeo cabinet in Japan.
"No being *still alive* has said 'let's play pac and pal!'"
Scott is a ghost confirmed
Me: guess I don't exist * 𝕗𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪*
“I don’t smoke I just like the gum.”
underrated joke
Underrated? This video's been out for like three hours.
@Speak Quickly Its not bad
@Speak Quickly thats what they said about cigarettes.
its so underrated that everyone got it
but go along and tell people otherwise
@@Ougerosity598 and there's almost ZERO comments about it soooo yes its underrated.
Game of the Year 2019: A Roomba
Secrets of Mana's flying dong title screen.
13:54
No, it’s either gonna be sonic 2 with a line or burbles
Introducing "A Roomba 2"
NoobMaster69 A roomba 2 with a line
4:14 Well I have news for you 2019 Scott. Sega genesis games are now available on the Nintendo Switch and are almost universally agreed upon to be overpriced have fun Scott!
“It’s all about nostalgia and going back to the past” he said it
to play the shitty games that suck ass?
He rather have... a Buffalo.... take a Diarrhea dump in his ear.
He’d rather eat a rotten ass whole of a road kill skunk and down it with beer
@@555elohwssa8 he's the angriest gamer you ever heard
lillie lover he is the Atari,sega nerd
“Ore *GON* Trail”
-Scott, 2019
•Uuudd • I woulda put gone instead of gon
Yea being an Oregonian it irritates the piss outta me when people say or gone instead of how it is supposed to sound organ = or uh gan lol
Him and everyone else in the Midwest lol southerners say OreGUN lol
Steve said it first in American Dad
Shane D’Angelo I live in the Midwest and everybody says it like Or uh gon, how it’s supposed to be
Everyone:
-Octogon
-Pentagon
-Hexagon
Scott:
-OREGON
69th like
I’m gonna be that guy but he said it correctly
@@Nick-ku5bf no he didn't
Oreo
@@arctic_beanz7503 He did say it correctly. Though I'm also someone who learned it phonetically, apparently the 'e' isn't silent.
“I love Cracker Barrel”-Scott
Can we have a moment of silence for Scott’s pants? It probably took forever to get that arcade cabinet out of his pocket
Scott’s Oregon trail party names:
Scatt
Scett
Scitt
Scutt
Scatt? Sha do be oo ba do bop bobba dwee yoot bow
Scutt farcus
@@-gusbus-4282 You're doing it wrong.
SCABADABADABA BEE BA POPADAPO PAPOPADAPO BEE PAPOPADAPO PAPOPADA- I'M A SCATMAN!
@@invock except scaramouche is the real scatman.
I liked this comment until you edited it with "Wow. Thanks for the likes"
I wanna buy a bunch of the "tiny arcade" things so I can build a functioning arcade for my pet snails. They could even have a snack vending machine that dispenses little pieces of cucumber.
Edit: Since you guys like the idea, if I get enough commission money I'll do it!! I'll work hard to treat my snails
Yeah I'd love to see a snail play Dig Dug
That’s the most precious and cutest thing I’ve ever read
@@crackerjack0349 the snails say "thank you"!
Wired_Lain there we these things at my school where if you sold enough stuff you’d get monkey key chains. I wanted to get them and make a movie theater. Also tell them you’re welcome
You don't understand how happy this comment made me. Say hi to your snails for me! :)
Ok so Scott doesn’t know how to pronounce Oregon.
“OrAYgon” - Scott 2019
7:26 did he just turned into crash bandicoot?
Rat tat touille
Exactly
You can always tell when someone's not from here when they pronounce it off.
We basically just say origin except with a hard G.
It’s for the joke
"Come on, I'm a gamer, I love Cracker Barrel!"
1:02 yeah I kind of feel when we go to Walmart and we find some different merch it's like well they're only like $27 but it's really how much money that you really want to get them literally.😒
“I’m the guy who owns Just Dance 2020 on the Wii. Do you think my opinion matters?”
-Scott The Wozniak, certified Fling Smash owner
Edit: So Just Dance 2021 is not releasing on the Wii, as it seems some departments in the US (and maybe Japan) no longer have the ability to retrieve the machines to do so. We had a good run.
RIP Nintendo Wii: November 19, 2006 - July 9, 2020 (Europe). You will be missed by millions of people
Also cannot pronounce Oregon
I love the title of "certified fling smash owner", take my like
And the guy who owns sonic jam
Madyson Andres ?
Madyson Andres ah yes it is you
Everybody:
ORR-ih-gen
Scott:
or-EE-GONE
He says it right though...
@@axothegremlin I assure you with my whole heart, which I presume I still possess the entirety of pending further investigation, that he did not say it right.
@@axothegremlin as someone who was born and raised in Oregon, I can safely say he did not say it right
Zabuki Mio no.
Is because energy where he lives aplace also calledOregon is pronounced like that. I wad reading the top comment and he's not the only one he say that
"So this is the timeline where virginity won" is one of my favorite Scott "The" Woz quotes. 1:06
I know I'm a couple years behind, but why did you put the word the in quotes?
Scott: *being able to fit an entire mini-arcade in his pocket*
Me, not even able to fit my mobile phone in my pocket: :(
I already know you are a girl from this comment
Be me and mostly use shorts have no pockets
Just wear men’s pants. I’d say that it’s a form of protesting
Men‘s pants can fit an entire survival camping kit into their pockets probably
I just got my first phone and it's big and pockets are small
"have you played any games recently?"
"I thought collecting games was the game."
It's like Pokemon
He is above all of us. He is on a different plane of conciousness
justineverything 247 Burbles and 29 other games
1990s: SNES
2000s: Nothing
2010s: SNES Classic
2020s: Just re-releasing the SNES
What
It would be cool if they would reproduce some discontinued consoles and games - not downloads or ports to newer consoles - the actual original.
@Scrambles the Death Dealer
Many people who bought SNES Mini and other things probably didn't even have cartridges anymore. They will also have to produce a LOT OF cartridges just to satisfy those people, which isn't profitable. And without those people, it probably won't even sell well.
@@marx4538 I know, a man can dream though.
Reproducing the rare and highly desirable games themselves would be badass though!
"you can fit in your pocket"
yeah ok try woman's jeans lol
He was being sarcastic if ya didnt realize
well if you really wanna carry one of these in your pocket, wear different pants lol
@@stedmangg if you want to carry one in your pockets you clearly don't care about fashion
So grab some parachute pants
I don't give a shit that they don't have pockets -- what pisses me off is that there are 'designers' who make *_FAKE POCKETS._* Seriously, if you think pants look weird without pockets, *_don't make pants without pockets._* Fuck.
@@CoralCopperHead pockets just don’t work well on things like jeggings which is where fake pockets are really common, so they make sense to be there for the looks. Plus isn’t that what a purse is for?
The way Scott says Oregon is more similar to octagon than Oregon.
It sounds like Oregon was misspelled from the start - it has an o where it should have an i.
I literally have spent the last 10 years of my life rattling my brain trying to figure out a game that I played as a kid on the PS1 and I could never remember what it was called. It was JUMPING FLASH of all games. Wow. Thank you Scott. You just gave me some relief.
Scott still pronounces Oregon like he's from Ohio
i was looking for this comment
Will Bowden I mean he is from Ohio
He is from Ohio
the way he said it angers me
@@brendenharley766 yeah, I get it
“4 numbers spell out the year of the beast” this aged like cheese
What are you talking about I love day old cheese
I'm confused, cheese is better when it's aged properly. Also 2020 was great, it was nice not being seen as a social outcast for avoiding idiots, it's gonna suck when this is all over and people go back to thinking I'm weird for not wanting to deal with random assholes.
@@CoralCopperHead Yeah, who cares about the deaths?
@@CoralCopperHeadmore than half a million people died in america alone
"I bought a Roomba if that counts."
- Scott, 2019
"Come on, I'm a Gamer , I love Cracker Barrel "
- Scott the Woz
"I love Cracker Barrel cmon I'm a gamer."
I hope Scott doesn't break any Chia Pets there.
Why did they fire Brad's wife
Never forget brads wife
Bro I’m impressed. You literally buy...EVERYTHING!
"is that an arcade cabinet in your pocket or are you just happy to see me~"
it's a mini arcade cabinet.
"It has a mini keyboard!" :O
"It doesn't work!"
:I
"You have to use a digital keyboard!"
D:
Theres a newer version that has a working keyboard and I think its full size and has a usb port load your own games the 8 bit guy reviewed it a while ago
Mr peanutbutter “the 8 but guy”
As a pc gamer I'm greatly offended
@@aionicthunder thank you my error has been fixed
When you’ve been procrastinating all weekend and then see a Scott episode
imao
That is so relatable
Gotta appreciate the captions
always keep them on
no particular reason
just feels good
Waluigi Nintendo hates you
4:27 Well then, have I got some news for you!
He predicted it
I'm still waiting for the
'Scott the Woz: Emulator"
episode
YES
@SuperJames: That episode came out last year mate.
I am extremely unsatisfied by how you put -'- on one side and -"- on the ithef
I'm hoping he makes an episode on licensed games.
I'm waiting for video game movies
"I don't smoke I just like the gum"
Anyone else remember the buying a vape video from forever ago?
he made a stop smoking video and i do remember & he just likes the gum ok? not to be rude
Adrian Durham add Scott the woz stop smoking I don’t smoke I just like the game Scott you liar
Adrian Durham did your sleeping girlfriend break up with them at the ending
I am being mauled by a dog
I'm just imagining him being like...
"Shit, I am like addicted to this nicotine gum! Must be flavor"
13:33 imagine getting this instead of a game boy colour,
yeah that happend to me and I’m still crying to this day
Scott: "No human being has ever said 'let's play pac and pal!'"
Me, seeing it for the first time in Namco classics megamix on the wii years ago: "Huh, let's play Pac and Pal."
Ko
the Oregon trail handheld ended up being something my girlfriend wanted when she saw it and I couldn't manage to convince her that installing DOSBox on her phone and installing Oregon trail to that was better than spending $25 on the ready to go handheld.
adequateautocrat physical is always better
@@wolfetteplays8894 thats up to preference
the egg Emulators literally have never run correctly since the dawn of time, but go off I guess
@@wolfetteplays8894 The handheld is probably also emulating it
Joeri my RUclips channel actually hasn’t existed for a few years really, only since mid 2018. Why do you ask?
8:05 That's the first time I've ever seen a product actually come with batteries
It brings me joy that Scott discovered that Magic Jony exists.
I clucking hated magic jony.
13:24 in my experience, the best way to drink out of a square mug is with a straw
“[insert witty quote from Scott here]”
- 90% of the comments
haha very good quote i enjoy take liek
SheepDog123 you forgot the "2019"
[Insert attempt to say something as witty as the OP] -2019
Ore-GON! hehe
SheepDog123 just wait till you see the TFS comment section (and Dunkey comments are in a league of they’re own)
“Hey all Scott here, let’s see how many Nintendo Switch game cartridges I can fit up my butt before I die!”
-Definitely Scott the Woz and not me
Why must you do this to me.
Considering the special coating they put on those things, that would make for a truly bitter blossom.
13:15 i just honestly love this exaggerated expression and i have no idea
the fact that Scott sees the Pac-Man Light being on seems like he's terrified
...why am i laughing at this
RIP Cracker Barrel 1969-2023. You were my preferred retro game store 🙏
" Did you win? "
*"No, this time virginity won"*
Ha ha you quoted the guy so I'll like he he
Plot twist: Scott’s real name isn’t actually Scott
Why
it is
Top ten anime plot twist
It's actually simon
DAMN IT
I like how Scott felt the need to specify that the shirts are made to wear
I love that he used Mappy's music for a bit. That game is pretty underrated.
When you realize NeoGeo literally rotated their face button alignment 90° clockwise.
8:58
Scott: “PAC-MAN... my God. It’s actually PAC-MAN!”
PAC-MAN: Is running for his life about to die to the ghost
He ded now
"Cmon I'm a gamer, I love Cracker Barrel."
Can confirm, the biscuits there are fucking amazing.
True.
those arcades are very nostalgic for old games and a lot of fun. : 3 .pac Man, centipedes, galaga ect many games
r/youngpeopleyoutube
I cringe every time I hear him pronounce “Oregon Trail”
I am from the Midwest what is it supposed to sound likw
He lives around where I live, and theres a city called "Oregon" and we pronounce it like he does in the video. Thats why a lot of people from around here say the state the same way :)
@@spencerC23 or-uh-gun
We are gone to Oregone
Where has all the ore gone?
5:50 “Not nearly as smooth as the original”
**playing S M O O T H Galaga, but on the switch**
“The oragon trial”
“I don’t smoke I just like the gum” WAS PERFECT 😂
Nothing screams, "I watch Rick and Morty" more than retro merchandise
alternate title: “Scott The Woz visits Meijer”
Not gonna lie I’d be really hyped to see an episode of him fucking around in Meijer
"C'mon i'm a gamer" was not something i expected to hear scott ever say
Go Gamer Portable I never thought I see it again. It was my favorite handheld back then. 12:37
2:58
“it’s place”
I’m very disappointed in you, Scott.
its is his
All I have to say is Scott’s opening Bit and Closing Bit are so underrated. They always make me laugh and smile and are a huge part of this channels charm. Love your channel. Keep up your awesome work!
That ending theme is amazing.
I find it funny that scott accidentally predicted that the sega genesis and the Nes made it to the switch
Me: hears Tetris music in the backround
Also me: IM HAVING FLASHBACKS!
(i lost 30+ hours in a row trying to re beat Tetris because i didnt put my name right the first time.)
bruh
bruh
5:00 "No, I'm not really excited to see you, I just have a mini replica of an arcade machine that plays Pacman"
"..... what?"
he's excited for Pac-Man
11:25 I die a little inside when you pronounce it oh ray gone
How it feels to chew 5 gum 4:48
3:38 when the lazy coworker who does nothing gets employee of the month.
How many times have Scott said “Oregon Trail” wrong? I’ve heard him say it wrong twice.
Sometimes when I sleep Scott sneaks into my room from the window and leans in to my ear whispering "Oregon" into it, pronouncing it wrong every time. It really fucks up my dreams.
@@StarkMaximum
Sounds like a Scott thing to do.
As an Oregonian it's driving me crazy hearing him mispronounce my state's name!
That’s how we pronounce it in Ohio
I don’t smoke I just like the gum-
Scott 2019
mixa I don’t gum I just like the smoke 💨🙃
The gum still has the drug elements of cigarettes lmao
MrZsc hurray you got the joke
🍀🍁🍓🍒🍎🍊🥝🍅🍄🧅🥔🌰🍡🍩🧭🎉🎃🪀🎲🖍️🧼💡💎💄🧲⚙️🕝🔔🔮♟️⏱️
"No being still alive has said "Let's play Pac & Pal!"
Guess I'll die.
11:42 And it's the NES version
That feeling when Scoot says Oregon wrong
Scott. I love your video-themes. As a gamer, it's typically what I want to see, and you do such a great job at it. Your RUclips channel is a treasure.
I just discovered Scott within the last couple months.
I now proudly wear a "Scott the Woz" t-shirt... you know, to save all the children.
14:00
"Have you played any actual games recently?"
"…I bought a roomba if that counts."
If this isn’t a mood I don’t know what is.
That lonely toad plush at 0:57. He's just done with his life.
"So this is the timeline where virginity won..." - Scott the Woz Dec 8, 2019 May his soul rest in peace R.I.P
rest in ore-gone
I said “let’s play Pac & Pal” when I was 8, and I’m still alive
Not for long
@@Awesoman9001 Oh god, oh fuck
Top 10 photos taken moments before disaster
@@lankydoodle OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
Burbles: game of the year edition
about the time this video released i started watching scotts videos. even though i dont watch him as much as i used to do i still love his videos!
Me seeing 5:00 after the Bargain Bin Christmas episode: WAIIIIIIIIT A MINUTE...
"Is that a mini Pac-man arcade cabinet in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"Who wants to play Pac man with a D pad"
Me who used one in the SNS version:Yeah...
I bought one of those cheap hand-helds when i got a little fed up with my GBC (no back light, constant battery change, games are expensive and hard to find). And i love it so much. It has some iconic games, some very silly and unknown ones but i find it endearing.
"I don't smoke I just like the gum"
-Scott Wozniak