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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- 👑 The United Kingdom is set to smash into the 21st century with its new modern King!
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"The artist formerly known as Prince Charles.." 😭🤣🤣
Abolish the monarchy! Excellent video...❤
Ha - "marvel at the modernity of it all"! Genius.
Why thank you! Please do share!
😂but I'm crying on the inside. I hate them so much.
Outro: “Enjoy the Coronation…. Or else.”
ARREST THIS MAN
@@larryandpaul No police are available, they are too overworked hunting for hurty words on Twitter
Brilliant and I think there is still a lot more comedy gold to be mined from the coronation yet!
It's probably never ending.
Best Autobiography:
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When I was a child my father cheated and didn't love my family.
Later my parents divorced. Soon my mother died in a car accident. My brother & I could only live in my grandma's old house. The whole family lived on my grandma's savings. Gramdma just died. Dad, now 73 had to go out to work to support the family. =Prince William=
Good take
@@larryandpaul Thanks /God bless.
Dont forget Grandad died in 2021 without actually achieving his ambition of killing someone by dangerous driving
Welcome ! 🕇
It's funny because it's true.
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Any grocery store manager shines brighter than Chuck.
Brilliant, sums it up nicely
Cheers Graham - please do share!
I'm sending this to my American friend who doesn't really get British sarcasm.
They'll love it!
Which part of it was sarcastic? - It was an exact description of events!
@@Theslavedrivers I'm still searching?
I'm American. This shit makes me sick 😂💔😭
@@we8608 What, the hoarding of power within the same family, you mean?
Don't forget he also gets the Holy Hand Grenade....
without the safety pin i hope
To be fair, aren’t we all “frothing at the royal gusset”?!
in some ways, obvs.
I suffer that problem too when i'm wearing my Y Fronts
A wee reminder to all attending the circus. You will all be getting facial scanned.
They would insist on getting it
When Wealth is Lost Some Things are Lost;
When Health is Lost Many Things are Lost;
When CHARACTER is Lost All is Lost ! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Nice.
@@larryandpaul Thanks.
Wonderful job. Well done
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Nailed it 😂
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Ah well, now that you have explained it all, I better get back to being a serf in poverty and ready myself to celebrate my new ruler. I will prepare mud pies in fresh English river water, garnished with sanitary products and condoms (mint flavour if lucky.)
Good lad.
Royal _harpist?_
*Behold the **_splendor!1_*
Don't you have one at home?
@@larryandpaul Alas!
Royal Harpi? that'll be camilla
I've pulled so hard on my Quiff in respect of the New King of the WEF, ive lost a chunk of my frontal hairline
Brilliant
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Yes, that's about it.
Cheers David - please share!
Well that's about right.
Thanks, please do share!
Brilliant! 😂
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Hah, wonderful 😜
Thank you!
Delicious!
Hand picked by who? ... a mythical being i don't believe in!. This BS has to end soon, surely!!!
BOW TO THE LORD YOUR GOD
Thats right, Hand picked by WHO and WEF
Say what you like about Chazza.
End of sentence.
ARREST THIS MAN
Well at least until UBI is introduced, then you'd risk losing it all if you did
Nice, one,
Cheers Adrian.
@@larryandpaul
Wonderful, as usual.
Thanks
Jeanne of Arc was born in Lorraine and was burned in Rouen (Normandy).
Quiche Lorraine (pie) is famous in France.
So is it a private joke of Charles III, Duke of Normandy ?
Being King is hardly a job though is it? At best he's some sort of mascot like Ronald McDonald. Except ours is incredibly expensive and is followed around by a massive cult, but that's enough about Andrew.
Arf arf!
Apparently Jeffrey Epstein said the same about Andrew, before epstein killary'd himself
Fifteen entire countries, actually. :)
Royal 'Germans' - changed their name to Windsor from Hanover to make them sound more British !
Um, no - it wasn't changed from Hanover.
Victoria was the last British monarch of the house of Hanover (though unlike her predecessors, she never actually ruled Hanover, due to Salic Law), becoming Saxe-Coburg-Gotha on her marriage to Prince Albert.
@@dominicbuckley8309 They can change it again to Ravensburg's, which is where Sir Klaus is from
Won't be the first time charlie has been on a note
Has it been announced yet who going to be The King's Groom of the Stool?
I suspect all those who attended the ceremony would be up for the job,
theres a guaranteed earldom for the successful candidate. Ive heard Texan Alex Jones
is up for the position as due to unfavourable court cases he needs the cash
Not my king,where's Jimmy SaVILEs
Haunting Phillip Schofield
Not My King 🇨🇦
But you have no say in the matter?
@@larryandpaul Move to the USA then you do
On a slightly more serious note, watching Drachinifel's recent video tour of the USS Texas in drydock led me to the convoluted line of thought that Britain, after the Second World War, *sent HMS Warspite to the breakers.* This was a floating battlefield of _both_ world wars and _the_ symbol for the sheer tenacity but also for some heartwrenching sacrifices of the British people. And indeed _every single_ battleship Britain owned, was eventually wrecked after the war, rather than keeping at least _one_ of them around as a museum.
But they did scrounge together enough money to develop nukes and keep them Royals rolling in cash.
I guess it seemed a good idea at the time.
Still get a day off ;-)
Silver linings.
Arrghh you've spoiled the end of Saturday's film (being shown on 3 channels btw) I don't need to watch it now!
But you havent seen the upcoming sequel, Chuck3 the execution, for being a bigger traitor than Chuck1 and James2
The libra luagres? whats that then?
Top of the thigh.
Its an add on for Libra Office ver 7.6
😁
The weather forecast isn’t very good…..
For Britain?
@@larryandpaul it might rain on his parade?
Hopefully
Tens of thousands of pounds spent so that a small piece of rock from Scotland can attend the ceremony.
£100M has been wasted on this nonsense when millions are living in poverty and using food banks and half the country's out on strike because their wages don't cover the cost of living.
Still as Boris would say that's chicken feed. The Tories blew £50 Bn on A Track & Trace system that didn't work and PPE that was unfir for purpose or never materilised in contracts signed off by Rishi to their mates that the courts have since ruled were illegal.
Consumer rights mean you can ask for a full refund if goods/services aren't fit for purpose or aren't received. Have the Tories tried to get any of that money back? Of course not as it all went to Tory bribers, sorry I meant doners, the mates and in some cases themselves.
Hopefully it'll have a great time!
@@larryandpaul It'll be singing "Ai balong ta Glasgee.. dear ol Glasgee toon"
That depends on how much whiskey the rock will drink