What If Anakin LITERALLY took a SEAT?

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @ivruge
    @ivruge 3 месяца назад +1404

    Absolute cinema ✋👴🤚

  • @BobBob-up8fz
    @BobBob-up8fz 3 месяца назад +1449

    The dude made a 45-minute what if for a meme sized joke.
    Respect.

    • @Abcdefg25152
      @Abcdefg25152 3 месяца назад +53

      And it’s actually good 😭

    • @damobeck1
      @damobeck1 3 месяца назад +22

      I imagine he gave the idea half a thought but got hooked and just kept going.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Месяц назад +2

      @@damobeck1 Just like Anakin's deathsticks

  • @leiratno820
    @leiratno820 3 месяца назад +2418

    I can imagine Anakin just grabbing the seat in some silly defiance of the council, loosing his shit right after he leaves and giggling like crazy for next hour.

    • @Xylospring
      @Xylospring 3 месяца назад +146

      I kinda wanna see him snap and straight up smash it into Windus' face. Kinda like wrestling shows.

    • @Xylospring
      @Xylospring 3 месяца назад +52

      Then He ignoghts it and it becomes the legendary Chonky Lightsaber. He then throws it at Palpatine,

    • @rodgerscott8808
      @rodgerscott8808 3 месяца назад +50

      Instead of the living force, discovery of the chaos aspect of the force young Skywalker has. 🤣

    • @stig3726
      @stig3726 3 месяца назад +20

      I almost died from this comments

    • @residentwievle4
      @residentwievle4 3 месяца назад +46

      @@Xylospring”It’s Anakin Skywalker! With a steel chair!”

  • @wonderquestor
    @wonderquestor 3 месяца назад +1511

    “Only a dad deals in these kind of jokes”
    And that’s how the Jedi found out that Anakin was married

    • @bradgrand79
      @bradgrand79 3 месяца назад +61

      I’m definitely that dad because I am dying in my car listening to this

    • @InvaderMedia420
      @InvaderMedia420 3 месяца назад +33

      and having a kid

    • @matthew2531
      @matthew2531 3 месяца назад +6

      OMG you beat me to exact same joke

  • @dominicsmith5588
    @dominicsmith5588 3 месяца назад +611

    This was amazing, my only slight disappointment was when Palpatine said at the Opera, "Take a seat Anakin" I thought for a moment you would have Anakin do it again, tear out one of the opera seats and walk out so we get Palpatine's stunned and shocked reaction too. 🤣

    • @GayAnnabeth
      @GayAnnabeth 3 месяца назад +43

      follow up video!!!!

    • @user-us7el6ss2l
      @user-us7el6ss2l 3 месяца назад +5

      AAAATYYYOOOOOOO

    • @quintencornelissen2274
      @quintencornelissen2274 3 месяца назад +22

      God that would have been beautiful

    • @AllToastersToastToast
      @AllToastersToastToast 3 месяца назад +37

      I didn’t even think of that. Though Anakin taking Obi-Wan’s chair and placing it in his old chair’s spot makes up for it for me.

    • @frantisekvrana3902
      @frantisekvrana3902 3 месяца назад +29

      Those seats are fine additions to Skywalker's collection.

  • @hostergaard
    @hostergaard 3 месяца назад +705

    7:51 I am chuckling at the idea of palps carefully laid plans being ruined by Anakin getting high on death sticks and day dreaming about Yoda screaming.

    • @user-us7el6ss2l
      @user-us7el6ss2l 3 месяца назад +16

      lolllolollll

    • @SeventyTinyWyverns
      @SeventyTinyWyverns 3 месяца назад +62

      All I imagine is the Lego Yoda death sound.

    • @ion_force
      @ion_force 3 месяца назад +32

      @@SeventyTinyWyverns the lego yoda death sound is the same sound he makes when he attacks dooku in episode 2.

    • @okanimator
      @okanimator 3 месяца назад +5

      16:07 e

    • @hostergaard
      @hostergaard 3 месяца назад +10

      "Rrrrrrhhhaaa hu hu hehe he~"
      Anakin stares blankly
      "AaahhAAahaaAahhhAaaaaa~~~"

  • @john1701q
    @john1701q 3 месяца назад +851

    "Good relations with your mother, I have as well." I had to pause and compose myself after hearing that. I was in tears laughing. Well done

    • @starwarsquill
      @starwarsquill  3 месяца назад +60

      @@john1701q haha glad you liked it

    • @h.mathers62
      @h.mathers62 3 месяца назад +33

      ​@@starwarsquillThis is by far the funniest star wars theory yet. I haven't laughed this hard for a long time

    • @CreestofOfficial
      @CreestofOfficial 3 месяца назад +10

      @@h.mathers62 agreed, I didn't have time to watch this when I saw it but I found it today again and it's Star Wars comedy gold

    • @eliasrumie1473
      @eliasrumie1473 3 месяца назад +4

      I couldn’t even write this comment

    • @user-us7el6ss2l
      @user-us7el6ss2l 3 месяца назад +3

      Dang im gonna wheeeze

  • @nathanstevenson7505
    @nathanstevenson7505 3 месяца назад +615

    What if Anakin walked into Palpatines office only to find the "High Council" having a death stick session with Palps?

    • @zfilms4858
      @zfilms4858 3 месяца назад +89

      Anakin: *runs for the nearest clone holocomunicator* Execute orders 66 and 65.

    • @hunternowicki8123
      @hunternowicki8123 3 месяца назад +56

      @@zfilms4858 LOL. He would then go tell Padme what was going on & why he needed to arrest everyone.

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 3 месяца назад +28

      What if Anakin killed just the men and not the women and the children too

    • @Halberds6
      @Halberds6 3 месяца назад +17

      So that's why it's called the "high" council.

    • @Kittsuera
      @Kittsuera 3 месяца назад +4

      where did One think the name HIGH Council Came From, Hmm? Yes, High Council, it is.

  • @whyidkwhy
    @whyidkwhy 3 месяца назад +441

    Mace: take a seat young skywalker
    Anakin: alright cool man *rips seat out of the ground and heads towards the exits*
    Council: O_O

    • @Walid-mk4jo
      @Walid-mk4jo 3 месяца назад +24

      They were like: OwO?

  • @Vintagethejester
    @Vintagethejester 3 месяца назад +407

    “Anakin Highwalker”

    • @user-us7el6ss2l
      @user-us7el6ss2l 3 месяца назад +19

      Walks high he does

    • @ZuoKalp
      @ZuoKalp 3 месяца назад +5

      You can't reach the skies without first getting high!

    • @Minerva-vw8nj
      @Minerva-vw8nj 2 месяца назад +2

      and lore accurate yoda

  • @DatShadyGuy
    @DatShadyGuy 3 месяца назад +277

    Alternate title: What if Anakin was a crackhead?

    • @zachduperron8543
      @zachduperron8543 3 месяца назад +8

      Or what if Anakin was a tweaker?😂

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 3 месяца назад +19

      Anakin is a stoner, Yoda is the creckhead.

    • @gustavolopes5094
      @gustavolopes5094 Месяц назад +5

      "What if drug abuse was more prevalent in the Jedi order?"

  • @MegadeathAdams
    @MegadeathAdams 3 месяца назад +289

    Finally, the kind of What-If that asks the REAL questions.

    • @FreakTesticals
      @FreakTesticals 3 месяца назад +4

      The true questions Star Wars fans want the answers too

  • @UnravelingofLathine
    @UnravelingofLathine 3 месяца назад +269

    38:35
    Palpatine really minding his own business doing chancellor work when Yoda high as a kite on drugs comes screaming out of nowhere to kill him. 😂😂😂

    • @ion_force
      @ion_force 3 месяца назад +6

      spoilers please

    • @damobeck1
      @damobeck1 3 месяца назад +30

      @@ion_force Vader is Luke's father and Dumbledore dies.

    • @CorbinJay-i3j
      @CorbinJay-i3j 2 месяца назад +3

      Dude we need this as a comic

  • @ascensiongenesis_sigma
    @ascensiongenesis_sigma 3 месяца назад +508

    Disney can't even write a sensible script out of a comic and these guys use the most ridiculous premise and wrote a captivating and damn near logical story around it.

    • @Jerry_Does_It
      @Jerry_Does_It 3 месяца назад +30

      in-fucking-deed

    • @DZ-DizzyDumm
      @DZ-DizzyDumm 3 месяца назад +6

      Happens when your writing team is a bunch of out-of-touch managers and underpaid editors

    • @ascensiongenesis_sigma
      @ascensiongenesis_sigma 3 месяца назад +1

      @@DZ-DizzyDumm no doubt

    • @2yoyoyo1Unplugged
      @2yoyoyo1Unplugged 2 месяца назад +1

      The quality of Disney Star Wars is a spectrum. It all depends on who gets put in charge of a given project.

    • @archelon2959
      @archelon2959 5 дней назад

      @@DZ-DizzyDummwhat about the droid attack on the wookies?

  • @Opnn8d1
    @Opnn8d1 3 месяца назад +168

    LOL... the Jedi Council arguing over who would go to Kashyyyk had an almost Monty Python vibe to it. Like every time a scene involving the council chambers would have them arguing over the same issue, and finally, the end credit's scene has them all panting in exhaustion, and then finally Ki'adi Mundi says "On second thought, let's not go to Kashyyyk. It is a silly place."

    • @Charmaster04
      @Charmaster04 2 месяца назад +7

      Obi Wan: "Time to go back to Coruscant!"
      *Insert musical number of the Jedi counsel still arguing, titled "We're knights of the high counsel!"*
      Obi Wan: "On second thought, let's not go to Coruscant. It is a silly place."

  • @socialaccount0000
    @socialaccount0000 3 месяца назад +398

    Obi-Wan: "Oh that Skywalker, you can never know what he'll do next!"
    Mace: "He's gonna bring that back, right? Right Kenobi..? Motherfu-"

    • @Edward2Fan47
      @Edward2Fan47 3 месяца назад +35

      Fitting if this was Robot Chicken.

  • @Asmodeus-D4rk
    @Asmodeus-D4rk 3 месяца назад +479

    "High, young Skywalker is" - Master Yoda

  • @FloatingOer
    @FloatingOer 3 месяца назад +66

    Yoda: "A thousand years, I am. Before death-sticks, smooth like baby, I was."

  • @JaysMCworld
    @JaysMCworld 3 месяца назад +136

    fully expected anakin to tell palpatine „Obi-Wan is getting married to Grievous“ xD this video was delightful

  • @edwarddelacruz3923
    @edwarddelacruz3923 3 месяца назад +183

    Oh boy, so many jokes can be made with this:
    Anakin didn't have the high ground so he had to build it manually.
    "A fine addition to my collection!" -Anakin Skywalker
    There was also this one idea I had for a suggestion: What if, as Anakin was ranting after being denied rank of master, Mace Windu gets a vision of Order 66 and force pushes the chair at Anakin throwing him out of the window to his death?

    • @user-us7el6ss2l
      @user-us7el6ss2l 3 месяца назад +30

      ONONONONOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
      That last part could have mace say "out the windu" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Xdadster
      @Xdadster 3 месяца назад +7

      More like a fine addiction in this context...

  • @jonaspen
    @jonaspen 3 месяца назад +62

    28:09 *Anakin's eyes light up with a brightness not seen in days since the last time he was sober, looking straight up at the chancellor almost making the old man jump and instantly bursts into speech:* Yes, actually.. I've written a thesis on the subject! would you like to hear it?

  • @RayAkuma
    @RayAkuma 3 месяца назад +528

    I think its hilarious to have the whole council bicker like children on who goes to kashyyk. I want to see this in live action😂

    • @CountryballBrasilmapperCBM
      @CountryballBrasilmapperCBM 3 месяца назад +29

      Giant spiders? no thanks

    • @john1701q
      @john1701q 3 месяца назад +30

      @@CountryballBrasilmapperCBM Yeah, really. Any planet with giant spiders gets a "nope." And any such planet deserves to be visited by the Death Star.

    • @nobbyfirefly57
      @nobbyfirefly57 3 месяца назад +9

      @@john1701qtechnically that counts Earth then, because Australia.

    • @user-us7el6ss2l
      @user-us7el6ss2l 3 месяца назад +2

      @@nobbyfirefly57 Wassup Ma8yte

  • @SchizoFrog3
    @SchizoFrog3 3 месяца назад +114

    Now make the silliest what if you can come up with. Go absolutely unhinged. Nobody can stop you

  • @thenovicewhispers
    @thenovicewhispers 3 месяца назад +65

    The wordplay is exquisite: "Passing the issue around like a hot coal which none of them wanted to burned by."
    "Palpatine's frustration was palpable."

  • @grandadmiralsuntzu5066
    @grandadmiralsuntzu5066 3 месяца назад +101

    0:33 Seconds in he's already doing space drugs

  • @googleisinvasive5067
    @googleisinvasive5067 3 месяца назад +95

    It is 4:53Am and I am giggling like a loon. "Take a Seat young Skywalker" "Okay" *Rips it out and wanders off*

  • @RayAkuma
    @RayAkuma 3 месяца назад +244

    What if yoda taught anakin the secrets of spice?

    • @starwarsquill
      @starwarsquill  3 месяца назад +49

      @@RayAkuma Already did that haha

    • @RayAkuma
      @RayAkuma 3 месяца назад +14

      @@starwarsquill i cant find it :/

    • @Kruuti_ukko
      @Kruuti_ukko 3 месяца назад +39

      ​@@RayAkuma If I remember correctly the video "What If Palpatine fell out of his office window" somehow evolved into Yoda teaching Anakin about spice

    • @RayAkuma
      @RayAkuma 3 месяца назад +23

      @@Kruuti_ukko oh yeah, i actually remember. But i meant more like young anakin being trained by yoda and introduced to "mind expanding" substances by yoda😂

    • @hunternowicki8123
      @hunternowicki8123 3 месяца назад +15

      @@RayAkuma Wouldn't shock me if he got the Death Sticks from Yoda.

  • @kensosaramos
    @kensosaramos 3 месяца назад +129

    15:20 yes master. A lightsaber could hold some sticks. Also his own prosthetic arm.

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 3 месяца назад

      Like the prosthetic leg filled with *COCAINUM* in Red Heat?

  • @epicboomshine6595
    @epicboomshine6595 3 месяца назад +58

    You know, I know I was supposed to feel bad about Anakin’s deathstick addiction and the spiral it led him down, but hearing him take not one, but two council seats, and placing the second where his old one was had me on the floor! Also, the fact that he just doesn’t really care about what’s going on around him also had some funny moments. Water of Life Yoda was a nice callback, too.

  • @RayAkuma
    @RayAkuma 3 месяца назад +199

    "I don't know what you want from me, i took a seat!"
    (When will the fly flying in palpatines mouth come?)😂

    • @DZ-DizzyDumm
      @DZ-DizzyDumm 3 месяца назад +1

      Looks like you got your fly lol

    • @RayAkuma
      @RayAkuma 3 месяца назад +1

      @DZ-DizzyDumm yes

  • @shadowslayer2929
    @shadowslayer2929 3 месяца назад +82

    Palpatine: No No nooo you are high!

  • @AnthonyWatson1508
    @AnthonyWatson1508 3 месяца назад +41

    This should be a series, where characters take things literally. Like when Vader told Lando "I'm alternating the deal pray that I don't alter it further." Lando literally prays he doesn't lol

  • @DZ-DizzyDumm
    @DZ-DizzyDumm 3 месяца назад +35

    The beginning is so in depth and serious about Anakin's situation that you forget this is all an elaborate shitpost until shit starts hitting the ceiling

  • @beakwooda.k.aadregallus8788
    @beakwooda.k.aadregallus8788 3 месяца назад +61

    What if Anakin kept losing his lightsaber during the war and his secret saber dealer was General Grievous?

    • @zachduperron8543
      @zachduperron8543 3 месяца назад +18

      “I believe this lightsaber which was a fine addition to my collection. It will make a fine addition to your arsenal, Skywalker. For the right price of course.”

    • @Charmaster04
      @Charmaster04 2 месяца назад +3

      Better yet, General Grievous keeps selling him the same lightsabers.

    • @Matt5hift
      @Matt5hift 2 месяца назад +2

      "Greetings, young Skywalker. Some may call this contraband. Me, I call them 'my collection'."

    • @Charmaster04
      @Charmaster04 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Matt5hift "Funny, what are all these scuff marks where I scratched my name onto my last lightsaber?"
      General Grievous: *Coughs in Cyborg*

  • @myrandomdomain1969
    @myrandomdomain1969 3 месяца назад +75

    I can imagine is palpatine finishing up paper work then out of no where spiced out grandmaster YODA attacking sidious with a primal scream 😂😂😂
    Chosen one in back...I'm digging this party 🥳

    • @joshuarobinson8529
      @joshuarobinson8529 2 месяца назад +1

      Oh, I just thought of a DBZA line that might fit.
      Yoda: SO HIGH ON SPICE RIGHT NOW, I AM!

    • @myrandomdomain1969
      @myrandomdomain1969 2 месяца назад

      @joshuarobinson8529 love it dud lmao 🤣

  • @Edward2Fan47
    @Edward2Fan47 3 месяца назад +18

    A funny Star Wars 'What if' came to me. What if during the clone wars, Anakin and Obi-Wan were fighting against each other in a baking competition?
    Obi-Wan: It's over Anakin, I have the pie ground!
    Anakin: You underestemate my flour!
    Obi-Wan: Don't try it!
    Anakin: (Eats his pastry but than spat out in disgust as it turned out terrible)
    Obi-Wan: I told you not to try it.

  • @stefanomormii6817
    @stefanomormii6817 3 месяца назад +57

    This is truly the Jedi HIGH council...

  • @frozarburst6350
    @frozarburst6350 3 месяца назад +30

    10:07 This moment feels like something that would've happened in Season 1 of the Clone Wars, just missing the part where Obi Wan is smugly grinning lol

  • @joesturgess5906
    @joesturgess5906 3 месяца назад +53

    I was waiting for him to literally take the seat in the opera house too

  • @RayAkuma
    @RayAkuma 3 месяца назад +108

    Death Sticks? Really Anakin? Couldn't be just spice eh?

    • @Xylospring
      @Xylospring 3 месяца назад +25

      It's up to master Yoda to free him. Rebalance him in the way of the spice.

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 3 месяца назад +2

      Death Sticks are cheap and easy to find on a hive or city world. Spice needs to be imported, is hard to harvest, and is regulated thanks to it being used as a currency and playing parts in some major religions.

    • @RayAkuma
      @RayAkuma 3 месяца назад +2

      @beastwarsFTW that's it. Jedi currency needs to be spice!

  • @Xylospring
    @Xylospring 3 месяца назад +119

    What if Mace and the other Masters walked into Palpatines' office, seeing him performing the Dark Side ritual of aerobics?

    • @x-track5190
      @x-track5190 3 месяца назад +20

      The Dark Side of the Force is a path way to a level of flexibility some consider to be un-natural

    • @iiDTC
      @iiDTC 3 месяца назад +9

      This is why he has a hideout in the Industrial sector

    • @zerotohero884
      @zerotohero884 3 месяца назад +3

      Considering how old he is, he might need

    • @jacobpowell2318
      @jacobpowell2318 3 месяца назад +1

      Sith yoga

  • @guest4320
    @guest4320 3 месяца назад +14

    Clicked to see Anakin steal a chair, stayed for the Death Sticks arc.

  • @dmann5938
    @dmann5938 3 месяца назад +23

    Congratulations; you unlocked the “good kush & alcohol” ending

  • @notreallymyname3736
    @notreallymyname3736 3 месяца назад +20

    This feels like a spin off of the 'Yoda on Ketamine running people over with a 2001 Honda Civic' meme. Always remember kids; the Sith can't influence you if you're under the influence already 😂

  • @Xylospring
    @Xylospring 3 месяца назад +41

    ...Okay, now I have a stranger one. What if the Nightmares were botched in general? It leads to Anakin becoming accidently like a Seer

  • @NormalChannel95
    @NormalChannel95 3 месяца назад +76

    This wasn't Star wars this was Galaxy Squabbles 😂😂

    • @CoolLink-Zelda
      @CoolLink-Zelda 3 месяца назад +10

      This is massive gas reaction armed disagreement

  • @MaximSeretensky-np2fd
    @MaximSeretensky-np2fd 3 месяца назад +16

    33:35 I expected Anakin to assume that Obi wan is engaging grievous in a romantic way.

  • @TheFordoCanonizationCommittee
    @TheFordoCanonizationCommittee 3 месяца назад +8

    One of these days, We're gonna get "What If Anakin had a thesis on The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise"

  • @WR288
    @WR288 3 месяца назад +77

    What if Darth Plagueis transferred his consciousness into Jar Jar's body?

    • @zfilms4858
      @zfilms4858 3 месяца назад +13

      Ah, 5hats why dark jar jar exists! DEW IT!

    • @shadowslayer2929
      @shadowslayer2929 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@zfilms4858Darth Plagueis jar jar: Yousa gonna pay palpy 😁

    • @kazemizu
      @kazemizu 3 месяца назад +3

      That would be way too dangerous. Transferring into a blank slate is one thing, but transferring into a body with a soul would require an intense struggle that would obliterate the losers soul. Palpatine wouldn't stand a chance.

    • @chaosenforcerdhm969
      @chaosenforcerdhm969 3 месяца назад

      That would be impossible

    • @AntiZubat
      @AntiZubat 2 месяца назад

      What if Jar Jar transferred his consciousness into Darth Plagueis’s body? True evil would be realized

  • @biddygames
    @biddygames 3 месяца назад +32

    I love that literally everyone doesn’t want to go to kasheek
    27:10 and he should have done the same as in the counsel

  • @Chipperland4471
    @Chipperland4471 3 месяца назад +39

    45 minutes long
    40 seconds in and he’s already on drugs 😭

  • @torik9300
    @torik9300 3 месяца назад +41

    Thank you Quill this was the much needed levity and laughter I needed this morning. Anakin and Yoda were hilarious.
    Also when Palpatine told Anakin to take a seat at the Opera house, I thought Anakin was going to walk out with that one too 😂

    • @starwarsquill
      @starwarsquill  3 месяца назад +10

      @@torik9300 haha glad you liked it :)

  • @Dock284
    @Dock284 3 месяца назад +36

    "Darth's Hidious"
    Who is Darth and why would you call him hideous?!?!?

  • @surferdude4487
    @surferdude4487 3 месяца назад +21

    This explains a lot about Yoda's flawed decision making and why he could not detect Darth Sidious through the force. Did he hide his death sticks in his cane?

  • @Dewd_64
    @Dewd_64 3 месяца назад +52

    What if palpatine was the secret lord of the spice?

    • @starwarsquill
      @starwarsquill  3 месяца назад +21

      @@Dewd_64 A stick… LORD?

    • @RealValerySablin
      @RealValerySablin 3 месяца назад +5

      @@starwarsquillThe one we’ve been looking for?

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 3 месяца назад +3

      What If general grievous was taller then he expected

  • @BingusDev123
    @BingusDev123 3 месяца назад +21

    palpatine: i fear no man, but that thing
    [2 jedi high as hell]
    palpatine: it scares me

  • @herbmaaster
    @herbmaaster 3 месяца назад +32

    consistently impressed with your writing, i can tell you've delved into the expanded universe and many other works besides. i gotta get on patreon to support, no one else on yt writes star wars quite like yourself

    • @starwarsquill
      @starwarsquill  3 месяца назад +7

      Glad you liked it, man :) means a lot to me :)

  • @CDCobermai
    @CDCobermai 2 месяца назад +5

    I’m a big fan of how the council spends 1/4th of this video figuring out who is going to talk to the wookies since Yoda is tweaking off his ass

  • @wowyourereallyreadingthis
    @wowyourereallyreadingthis Месяц назад +2

    bruh the entire segment of the council not being able to decide who to send to Kashyyk was golden

  • @wolfsbane9985
    @wolfsbane9985 3 месяца назад +35

    One small thing I noticed, Adi Gallia had been killed by Savage Opress at this point. Loved the fan fiction though lol

    • @starwarsquill
      @starwarsquill  3 месяца назад +28

      Oh, it was her cousin (Stass Allie?) that died in Order 66, wasn’t it? Messed that one up :/
      I guess she somehow returned haha

    • @spiffs2septims730
      @spiffs2septims730 3 месяца назад +7

      She was turned into Jedi deli meat on Boz Pity by General Grievous. Filoni's fan fiction was okay at some parts though.

    • @Charmaster04
      @Charmaster04 2 месяца назад +2

      @@starwarsquill "Somehow, Adi Gallia has returned."
      Anakin: *Blinks* "Huh?"

  • @ZeKermet
    @ZeKermet 3 месяца назад +23

    The cerebral decay is strong with this video

  • @Its_Over_Anakin
    @Its_Over_Anakin 21 день назад +1

    ''Truly a genius, young Skywalker is''. Love this moment off Anakin just wondering where the council has gone off too, before deciding to move over to Kenobi's seat, instead of sitting down, pulling it out of the floor, placing where he, unbeknownst to him, removed a seat from no more than an hour prior. Absolute gold, this video is.

  • @ElmoTerminator
    @ElmoTerminator 3 месяца назад +5

    Drugged out Yoda: **Demonic screeching**
    Palatine: “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! HELP ME!”
    Anakin: “Huh?”

  • @TheMeatballMan420
    @TheMeatballMan420 3 месяца назад +10

    Anakin then immediately sold the authentic jedi council chair for credits to buy more death sticks.
    I'm joking, but this is actually what someone in the throws of a serious addiction would do. I would know because I used to be addicted to some very hard stuff about a decade ago, and was fully immersed in the trap life for a few years. If you ever need insight from an addict for your writing, feel free to hit me up.

  • @AgentM79
    @AgentM79 26 дней назад +1

    This is the most absolutely genuine take on the angst suffered by Anakin Skywalker. I love it!!!! Having him literally rip the seat out of the floor and exit the Council Chamber is EXACTLY what a fed-up, disgusted, and thoroughly-traumatized young Jedi would do.
    Absolute perfection.

  • @yingkongshi
    @yingkongshi 3 месяца назад +23

    Best what if i have watch in a long time. I couldn't stop laughing at all of parts anakin was in that dude became the most chilled guy who never gave a fuck thanks to deathsticks and then combining that with yoda spice addiction amazing

  • @ronithemangles2829
    @ronithemangles2829 3 месяца назад +28

    How does this man come up with 45 minutes from anakin literally taking a seat
    And how does it start with anakin taking deathsticks

    • @Charmaster04
      @Charmaster04 2 месяца назад +1

      "In this timeline Anakin would have been mentally unstable.

  • @Kyleplier
    @Kyleplier 3 месяца назад +21

    I literally snorted with laughter at the video title lol

    • @T_rev-ud7zb
      @T_rev-ud7zb 3 месяца назад

      Were you snoring spice?

    • @CoolLink-Zelda
      @CoolLink-Zelda 3 месяца назад

      Spice atleast *spices* your force stat up

  • @SansafromEllaGaming
    @SansafromEllaGaming 3 месяца назад +16

    I like this 'What If' had me cackling like a witch on Halloween

  • @deavincarpenter2176
    @deavincarpenter2176 3 месяца назад +7

    I love how the council just let it happen not once, but twice.

  • @IdkYouTellMe16
    @IdkYouTellMe16 Месяц назад +6

    “What would have happened if Anakin literally took a seat?”
    “So for context Anakin is now a drug addict”

  • @Kyo_Slay
    @Kyo_Slay 3 месяца назад +5

    38:36 Yoda’s primal scream was my breaking point, im literally dying in laughter. Also the moment Anakin rips off Obi-Wan’s chair to replace the one he broke 🤣😭
    Congrats you won a sub here great video✊🏻🫂

  • @kai7108
    @kai7108 3 месяца назад +56

    Where you on deathsticks writing this😂

    • @starwarsquill
      @starwarsquill  3 месяца назад +47

      Water of life haha

    • @ChupeTTe
      @ChupeTTe 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@starwarsquill
      Bro i thought that was some hardcore chemical stuff from Giedi Prime. Dude is jugging Fremen worm liquor, the Space Hijabi Killer, the Shai Huludussy.

  • @MultiNumenor
    @MultiNumenor 3 месяца назад +7

    This is not just a what if but a parody, and i love every second of it

  • @HydraKittten
    @HydraKittten Месяц назад +2

    I thought this would be like a minute and a half skit, and then i saw the length, and realized I was about to witness Peak

  • @barnir16
    @barnir16 3 месяца назад +20

    I really needed these laughs 😂😂😂
    Terrific job mate

  • @rhircyn
    @rhircyn 3 месяца назад +12

    Humorous, this is.
    Laughing out loud, I did.
    Wish for more of this dark humor, I do.

  • @HalfDecentVideos719
    @HalfDecentVideos719 2 месяца назад +2

    I came for a 3 minute little skit about Anakin being a silly little guy, i stayed for a fanfiction abiut drugs

  • @toddkurzbard
    @toddkurzbard 3 месяца назад +7

    This is the best "fanfic" I have ever seen.

  • @michaelbonner5604
    @michaelbonner5604 3 месяца назад +41

    In dealing with an lossed in his thoughts
    Skywalker the Irritation of Palpatine was
    palpable 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joseberger7737
    @joseberger7737 3 месяца назад +6

    I was laughing looking at the thumbnail and title, then I burst out when I saw the video length

  • @stormdrain343
    @stormdrain343 3 месяца назад +11

    45:36 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DROID ATTACK ON THE WOOKIES :sob:

  • @theguybehindyou4762
    @theguybehindyou4762 3 месяца назад +22

    He steals a council seat and sells it on Starbay.

  • @thezackast2752
    @thezackast2752 3 месяца назад +4

    A 45 minute video about Anakin stealing a chair is exactly why I come to the internet

  • @10nunmg
    @10nunmg 2 месяца назад +2

    this is so ridiculous but at the same time told in serious slow pacing, bravo! i had the best listening experience in two years.

  • @falinasilvertail
    @falinasilvertail 2 месяца назад +2

    The mere thought of Anakin waking up in a cold sweat from the perceived sound of Yoda screaming sent me into a brief giggling frenzy, my mind having replaced the words with the Yoda death sound from Lego Star Wars.

  • @Jerry_Does_It
    @Jerry_Does_It 3 месяца назад +5

    35:08 "... I am Darth's Hideous..." LMAOOOOOOO

  • @deanthompson6307
    @deanthompson6307 3 месяца назад +6

    Everyone not wanting to go to help the wookies was hilarious

  • @SigmaEC1204
    @SigmaEC1204 3 месяца назад +2

    Such a lost opportunity to have Yoda say. "When 800 years you reach, remain uncurious in that time, you will not."

  • @Eevee860
    @Eevee860 3 месяца назад +9

    What if the entirety of the clone wars, the jedi, the sith, and order 66 were just an incredibly long joke to prank anakin, he's the only person in the galaxy since it's inception to not be in on the joke

  • @Labu2312
    @Labu2312 3 месяца назад +3

    dude, i would also be staring at the scene like "Wtf just happened here" i also find funny how everyone there went from, "oh yoda its like that because he is wise" to "OH Yoda its like that because it is HIGH AF"

  • @InfernosReaper
    @InfernosReaper 16 дней назад +2

    Master Kolar was, in fact, not prepared to deal with the threat from Darth Sidious

  • @LordNeros
    @LordNeros 3 месяца назад +5

    I lost it when anakin took obi wans seat, but was surprised you didn't use it again in the theater scene, that is why the obi wan seat scene was so unexpected

  • @InvaderMedia420
    @InvaderMedia420 3 месяца назад +7

    OK, just sounds like the fanfiction I made when I turned the Jedi order into a bunch of drugged up hippies Yoda: tripping balls, I am

  • @RobertChambers1522
    @RobertChambers1522 Месяц назад +1

    These Star Wars "What-If's" are getting out of hand and I love it.

  • @RipCityBassWorks
    @RipCityBassWorks 3 месяца назад +3

    You had me laughing my ass off when Skywalker walked out with the council seat.

  • @The_Kartumata
    @The_Kartumata 3 месяца назад +6

    What-If: Shaak Tii, Ahsoka, Asajj Ventress and Barriss Offee were the ‘Spice Girls’ 😆
    Another highlarious entry into the What If universe of High Master Yoda I love how the Sticks crank Anikins Sass up to 11.
    Windu: Take a Seat
    Anakin Highwalker: *Shrugs and rips the seat out and walks off*
    Palapatine: Darth Plagius was killed by his apprentice in his sleep.
    Anakin: They both sound like complete idiots.

  • @Xenoxion
    @Xenoxion 2 месяца назад +1

    I legitimately laughed so much when Anakin ripped or the second chair. I could see it so clearly in my mind. Even now after finishing the video it still makes me laugh thinking about it. I haven't laughed like that in a long time. Thank you for that.

  • @jordancambridge4106
    @jordancambridge4106 3 месяца назад +3

    Mace: Take a seat.
    Anakin: Thank you. This will look good in my prison cell the Jedi call a bedroom in the Jedi Temple.

  • @blarg987665
    @blarg987665 3 месяца назад +9

    The Jedi arguing about who has to go to Kashyke is amaziing. Also this was a fun story.