poof playing any game that has came out in the last ten years: “what am i doing” “i feel nauseous” “what are the controls” “this is so complicated” “i miss *insert older game*”
About the minimap You have to pause the race and there's a prompt on the bottom right that tells you to press "X" on your controller. Press it to enable/disable the map
Highlights: 1:12 Terrible prediction 1:55 Already regretting his purchase 2:47 This speaks volumes 4:14 First glimpse of rage 4:50 A live look at Poofesure! 7:03 Crisis avoided 8:08 Poof turns off camera 8:22 Poof begins to go insane 10:27 Attack of the banana 11:20 Berlin Wall crumbles lime Poofesure’s sanity 13:26 Poof costs himself the win and LOSES IT! 15:19 Poof redeems himself
If you want a badder time, get the adult sized wheel (you had the kids size) because that ones default setting is 225 degrees for a full turn, as opposed to the kids 180
You have to turn the map on by pressing the menu. As for Dry-Bones beating you at the last second that’s because he took the short cut through the grass using a mushroom.
Hey Poof, there is a pro version of that wheel and setup, called the HORI Mario Kart Racing wheel pro deluxe, which is able to be desk mounted, opposed to suction mounted. The pedals are larger as well... I think.
9:28 actually I'm pretty sure 8 deluxe just uses the placement of the last race (you beat her in this final race). Edit: it appears actually the newer games just let you win 12:26 mess with settings on the pause menu to get the minimap, it's pretty simple 17:44 in 8 deluxe stars are way easier, they're only based on points compared to the max amount, if you get all 1st place it's 3 stars
9:17 I’m not sure how he’s never noticed the two potential shortcuts on the sides here same with the shortcut at the big final jump in coconut mall?? Unless I just missed when he does..
It’s so funny to me the personality Poof takes in this game as the angry old boomer who can only complain about how wrong the new version of the game is 😂
8:19 God bless the United States 🇺🇸 Why am I lukin backwards 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 11:21 I went over the Berlin aaaah 😂😂😂 13:27 Lol dry bones 🦴 passed poof at the end 😂😂😂
7:44 kind of a nitpick, but if I remember correctly, Mario Kart Wii also played victory music for placing sixth. also the MK8 Deluxe's music for placing in 1st is different from the music for 2nd-6th so it's more "well done" music than victory music.
poof, theres a difference between inside drift and outside drift, the one that you are most familiar with is inside drift, when youre choosing a cart, look for a sport bike icon on the bottom left of your screen, and also turn on your mini map
I'm surprised people think Wii's rainbow road is the hardest cuz' knowing Double Dash and how slippery those controls are, that rainbow road sure is tough as shit, too. Took me quite a while to get good at that one.
Was fully expecting Poof to be Raging but was pleasantly surprised when he started getting good. MORE MK8 DELUXE WITH THE STEERING WHEEL AND FOOTPAD PLEASE You don't have to do facecam
poof ur problem is you try to start a drift way too late. You generally want to start a drift as you approach the turn and not while you are going into it.
15:44 No. You haven't played Mario Kart 7 yet, Poof. And I did say "yet". 16:55 Um, actually, Poof, that's the moon. Uranus may or may not be in this Rainbow Road map.
He gravitates toward mushrooms and bananas. Like its his stupidity is taking over. As he sometimes doesn't need them. Because their useless at that moment. But he would go for anything that works for a win or losing.
He probably blames red lights for being impossible to react to while only braking at the last 0.5 seconds before getting to one that's been red for half a minute.
im the worlds worst (or best depending how you look at it) impulse buyer
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the turn around from vowing to never play mario kart 8 again to buying a wheel accessory exclusively for the game was astonishingly fast
Facts 😂😂😂😂😂
One word that probably went though Poofs head: 'Content' 😂
life gave me lemons so i needed to make lemonade
@@Poofesure that's deep
@@PoofesureI like ur content bro it's funny and great
poof playing any game that has came out in the last ten years: “what am i doing” “i feel nauseous” “what are the controls” “this is so complicated” “i miss *insert older game*”
Meanwhile Poof in _(insert older game):_ *"AUYAAAAAAH!!* _What was THAAAAT?!_ This game is *SO* _unFAIR,_ who made this _garbage,_ I HATE them!!"
10:57 I'm just in awe at how precise that banana snipe by the CPU was!
Beat me to it!
That’s what I was looking for, what a snipe!
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Ive played MK8 deluxe quite a bit and only got a handful of snipes like that. When it happens its the greatest feeling in the world oml
About the minimap
You have to pause the race and there's a prompt on the bottom right that tells you to press "X" on your controller. Press it to enable/disable the map
You need to pause to toggle the Smart steering and the auto accelerate and the map
He’ll never figure it out
@@alexthemtaandr211weatherfa2you can disable smart steering on the car build screen, press +/- and one of the triggers (idk which one)
He can't read, he's going to keep complaining about the minimap
he still hasn't turned it on? omg 💀
*Poof:* (loses race)
*Steering wheel:* (sweats nervously)
FR
Imagine if he breaks that steering wheel in rage
Ew tf a furry doing here
At that point, I would be more scared than amused
I can see him bashing it against the table
70 bucks down the drain. 🤣
The best part is he would probably try to rip it off his table which is when we would hear the 4 suction cups pop before a loud, distant bang 😂
10:57 that might be the greatest snipe ive ever seen in mariokart
Precision drone strike.
4:14 He actually hit Kamek with that shell. Impressive.
“Toadette you’re always a pain in my Roadette” - Poofesure 2023
Poof, I gotta tell you, there's a higher quality version.
You got the kid version.
😮
@@Poofesure dumbass 😂
@@Poofesurewomp womp
@@Poofesure just turn on the map and the assist acceleration and stressing
Highlights:
1:12 Terrible prediction
1:55 Already regretting his purchase
2:47 This speaks volumes
4:14 First glimpse of rage
4:50 A live look at Poofesure!
7:03 Crisis avoided
8:08 Poof turns off camera
8:22 Poof begins to go insane
10:27 Attack of the banana
11:20 Berlin Wall crumbles lime Poofesure’s sanity
13:26 Poof costs himself the win and LOSES IT!
15:19 Poof redeems himself
16:53 Poof falls on uranus
15:00 poof only redeemed himself cause thr computer didnt use the horn it pulled
15:12 Proof talks about ED awareness month
i love how poof constantly complains about there being no minimap when he can just pause the game and turn it on
12:27 I like how poof says this but one of the top comments in his last MK8D tells him how to turn the map on.
If you want a badder time, get the adult sized wheel (you had the kids size) because that ones default setting is 225 degrees for a full turn, as opposed to the kids 180
The fact he accidently bought the kids version makes this video even better
@@sporadiccreations6797 figures, that's why he was complaining about the pedals being to close for him
This actually seems cool. Basically an irl driving simulator device for Mario kart. Maybe Troy should try this 😂
13:26 Bro Dry Bones did a Max Verstappen on him at the final lap.
Poofs rage is still the funniest thing on youtube
15:00 Dry Bones actually had the horn and could have made Poof rage but the game spared Poof and he was never punished
I cant wait for him to inevitability break this too
You have to turn the map on by pressing the menu. As for Dry-Bones beating you at the last second that’s because he took the short cut through the grass using a mushroom.
poof never fails to make me feel mildly upset
:’)
@@Poofesure im sorry, mr. esure
Better be mr. @@sum0xide
I'm having a difficult time grasping the concept that the Berlin Wall existed in the Mario universe, suggesting that they also had a Cold War
Hey Poof, there is a pro version of that wheel and setup, called the HORI Mario Kart Racing wheel pro deluxe, which is able to be desk mounted, opposed to suction mounted. The pedals are larger as well... I think.
count on poof on calling an inkling a yo gabba gabba 😭😂
10:57, that was the cleanest banana snipe I've ever seen a CPU make
I'm mad he didn't acknowledge it either, but was mad it made his red shell miss lol
I’ve never thought I hear Poof say out loud “Periodt”
13:26 was the highlight for me
Dry Bones coming up at the last freaking minute to steal 1st place was such bullshit. XD
I think your foot's the real MVP here, permanently stuck on the gas pedal
0:49 the AirPod on the ground tho 😭
17:39 Poof saying Period Tea is the best thing that’s ever happened to me
that killed me when he said it
9:28 actually I'm pretty sure 8 deluxe just uses the placement of the last race (you beat her in this final race).
Edit: it appears actually the newer games just let you win
12:26 mess with settings on the pause menu to get the minimap, it's pretty simple
17:44 in 8 deluxe stars are way easier, they're only based on points compared to the max amount, if you get all 1st place it's 3 stars
No, ever since DS if you tie with a CPU the game gives you the tiebreaker
@@No_Sleepee oh dang
Thanks
@@No_Sleepee since the first mario kart, and like most games
In mk8, if there is a tie both players win
9:17 I’m not sure how he’s never noticed the two potential shortcuts on the sides here same with the shortcut at the big final jump in coconut mall?? Unless I just missed when he does..
i always love the videos where he seems genuinely happy, so this is already one of my favorites😭
It’s so funny to me the personality Poof takes in this game as the angry old boomer who can only complain about how wrong the new version of the game is 😂
8:19
God bless the United States 🇺🇸
Why am I lukin backwards
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
11:21
I went over the Berlin aaaah 😂😂😂
13:27
Lol dry bones 🦴 passed poof at the end 😂😂😂
Dry Bones cutting through the garden to get 1st is some evil AI right there.
the fact that i own one of those mario kart steering wheels makes this video more entertaining
I was laughing at the fact that he’s wearing socks so that he doesn’t show his feet
He speaks the language of Mordor 3:32.😂
(9:44) i laughed so hard at this part, he just stops mid sentence to voice the sound effect for the thwamp
How to become a Mario kart god be like:
3:44 poof should play Splatoon 3.
13:27 - When I don't have hot water no more.
Poofesure at the beginning: This thing sucks!
Pofesure at the end: This is the best I’ve played on this game ever
After having a edging streak of 2000 years, Poofesure showed his feet and I lost.
7:44 kind of a nitpick, but if I remember correctly, Mario Kart Wii also played victory music for placing sixth. also the MK8 Deluxe's music for placing in 1st is different from the music for 2nd-6th so it's more "well done" music than victory music.
After hearing him explain he's all gas no brake, I want to see poof play a racing sim on a rig, or at least a simcade like FH.
You can toggle the minimap by pressing minus or pausing the game and pressing whatever button appears in the top corner
i'm willing to bet it'll cease to function by the time the video ends
i was fully expecting it to be broken by the end of the video
the fact that it actually works is already surprising
Poofesure is the only person who may make us laugh and fill us up with his cream
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yes but it's just from the store lol
AYO WHAT THE FUCK🤨
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this steering wheel cam is actually such great drawing reference even if its ant sized this shit is helping me with animating for real
this is what you get your youngest kid so they can pretend to play while the older ones Actually play so the baby don't feel left out
don’t worry Poofesure we know you make financially responsable decisions and this is one of them
Lakitu ❌
Mister dropey you offey ✅
Inkling Boy ❌
Fruit Loop/Yo Gabba Gabba ✅
poof, theres a difference between inside drift and outside drift, the one that you are most familiar with is inside drift, when youre choosing a cart, look for a sport bike icon on the bottom left of your screen, and also turn on your mini map
I think Poof just needs some object to spin/move around while playing Mario Kart. That’s why he’s so good at Mario Kart Wii
Poof. Press pause in the game and turn on the mini-map. That's how you turn it on
I love when poof pulls out the cam interaction for us to see what he’s doing 😹
Mario Kart Wii might be the best game Poofesure could play in Mario Kart history, fr
that small bit of cocaine at beginning explains all of the rage XD
I'm surprised people think Wii's rainbow road is the hardest cuz' knowing Double Dash and how slippery those controls are, that rainbow road sure is tough as shit, too. Took me quite a while to get good at that one.
It’s been 6 years since Mario Kart 8 Deluxe was released. Happy belated 6th anniversary to this game!
the one player who can spam the "i'm using tilt controls" message online and not be lying
-Drives forward like any normal person would-
"OKAY GUYS MY FOOT IS ON THE GAS PEDAL"
Yeah...we know, we arent blind.
Was fully expecting Poof to be Raging but was pleasantly surprised when he started getting good.
MORE MK8 DELUXE WITH THE STEERING WHEEL AND FOOTPAD PLEASE
You don't have to do facecam
10:58 poof finds out about invincibility frames (raw footage)
June (KaBlam): Congrats, Poofy. You're the greatest. 👍
that was interesting, the wheel and pedals seems cool
We know this is your favourite Mario kart game
0:28 COKE
7:41 so we're all just gonna gloss over the insane skip that the CPU took?
poof trash talking my fav mario character over peach gardens was hilarious tho
poof ur problem is you try to start a drift way too late. You generally want to start a drift as you approach the turn and not while you are going into it.
12:12 - NOBODY likes that.
That wheel was the only reason I bought that game tbh.
10:57 not the cpu making a banana trick shot- 😭
15:44 No. You haven't played Mario Kart 7 yet, Poof. And I did say "yet".
16:55 Um, actually, Poof, that's the moon. Uranus may or may not be in this Rainbow Road map.
This is weirdly cool, LOL
The trick to cart-games to always keep full-throttle and use the brake to slow down at the same time.
i liked the camera showing you using the wheel. i dunno why.
Walmart has this set for $69, 0:59 exactly. You can also use A for accelerate and arrow pad to steer.
You know what would help? TURNING THE MINIMAP ON
This wheel can only make the raging even better
Man, I sure love the yo gabba gabba from Splatoon.
4:04 - 4:16 Mario Kart summed up perfectly.
Love how I played Moon cup last night because I saw the Christmas map as well 😂
Bring the Arm camera back. I liked looking at your Arm.
for the mini map you got to turn it on by pausing the game and hitting x
0:29 probably the least surprising thing I’ve seen from poof
He gravitates toward mushrooms and bananas. Like its his stupidity is taking over. As he sometimes doesn't need them. Because their useless at that moment. But he would go for anything that works for a win or losing.
“Stupid Berlin Wall” - average Berlin citizen pre 1989
Love how he gets a steering wheel and pedals for Mario kart 8 even tho he doesn’t like the game but not a nunchuck for Wario ware lol
I’m love how when you rage and sound like a screeching brake disk
Day one of waiting until poof learns how to turn on the mini map in mario kart 8 deluxe
I'm glad seeing poofesure have some fun for once. Btw the you can turn on the map in the game settings.
Imagine how poof drives in real life 💀
he drives professionally
He probably blames red lights for being impossible to react to while only braking at the last 0.5 seconds before getting to one that's been red for half a minute.
Poofesure arm reveal