Jimmy's Jokes About SCOTLAND | Jimmy Carr

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @briannicholas2757
    @briannicholas2757 2 года назад +39

    I live in Maine, USA, and during lockdown I discovered the wonderful world of British comedians. And I must say that Jimmy Carr is in my top three, along with Bill Bailey and the late Sean Lock, who I am sure is enjoying a drink with the other great comics who left us too early.
    Thank you Jimmy, you always put a smile on my face.
    PS: I really enjoy your new show, I Literally Just Told You, may it run for many seasons.

    • @buster7611
      @buster7611 2 года назад

      Try Roy Chubby Brown

    • @thornabyonteesyorks3643
      @thornabyonteesyorks3643 2 года назад +1

      Try Al Murray , nations of the world .

    • @dom4534
      @dom4534 2 года назад +1

      Try Lenny Henry 😂

    • @Celtic4Life9
      @Celtic4Life9 2 года назад

      Kevin Bridges, Frankie Boyle, the next Scottish comedians who followed on from Billy Connolly
      Glesga's miles better

    • @chrisblake2586
      @chrisblake2586 2 года назад

      Try Frankie Boyle and Bernard Manning

  • @chrish281
    @chrish281 2 года назад +119

    As someone from Scotland I have to tip my hat off to Jimmy's cultural awareness in this clip

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 2 года назад +1

      My Nana loved him. So glad I got on the Jimmy train decades ago. He is a very astute comic. His hosting gigs are usually filled with on point jabs. Apparently he studies guests he doesn't know to have ready made burns.

    • @S.Clause
      @S.Clause 2 года назад

      Why?

    • @celticfan1888wewontheleaugeha
      @celticfan1888wewontheleaugeha 2 года назад

      Mon Celtic #scotland

    • @artistsanomalous7369
      @artistsanomalous7369 2 года назад +1

      "someone from Scotland" I swear there used to be a word for people like that.

  • @agnesblack1974
    @agnesblack1974 2 года назад +31

    Been having a rough day and you turned it right around like always! Thank you Sir Carr, simply brilliant!

  • @GrayeWilliams
    @GrayeWilliams 2 года назад +70

    I’ve watched enough clips that I’ve started laughing like Jimmy.
    I’m pleased as punch.

    • @mrlox9576
      @mrlox9576 2 года назад +2

      It's funny when you catch yourself doing that hey. But the more you watch him the more he realy grows on you.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 2 года назад

      @@mrlox9576 hey hey hey hey hey hey

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 2 года назад

      @@mrlox9576 awwwwwww..........

  • @streakingjesus
    @streakingjesus 2 года назад +14

    As a Scotsman gotta admit he's funny 😁

  • @kingloser4198
    @kingloser4198 2 года назад +24

    3:10 Bill Burr loved that joke

  • @YARROWS9
    @YARROWS9 2 года назад +4

    I love being Scottish. We can laugh at ourselves, and our faults. Jimmy is really funny.

  • @DestroyerWill
    @DestroyerWill 2 года назад +27

    Nobody can beat Rob Brydon on Scottish women and excuses to get out of sex “auch I’m allergic to bins” 😂

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 2 года назад +2

      Omg the bfq with Brydon and Jimmy where Rob stages a coup. Beautiful...

  • @TheReaverOfDarkness
    @TheReaverOfDarkness 2 года назад +12

    Glasgow hecklers havin' the most fun! :D

  • @Hey___you
    @Hey___you 2 года назад +11

    I loved your book, Jimmy. It was entertaining and inspiring.
    ❤ catherine 🇺🇸

  • @arianaajbeaverhausen8175
    @arianaajbeaverhausen8175 2 года назад +9

    3:59 Aye, ye canny beat a sausage supper! 😂❤😁

  • @timfronimos459
    @timfronimos459 2 года назад +2

    Watching from Detroit. Thanks Jimmy.

  • @AussieSusan1
    @AussieSusan1 2 года назад +9

    Thank you for the laughs Jimmy 👍

  • @danieldavid3160
    @danieldavid3160 2 года назад +6

    Fantastic!

  • @martinknows
    @martinknows 2 года назад +9

    Jimmy, do you mind if I call you Jimmy, like I am giving you the option to tell me yes or no. Jimmy, you are very much appreciated. I am betting you could do hours of just audience interaction with almost no prepared material. Thank you for the chuckles. I wish you health and happiness. I still miss Sean.

  • @BobAt101
    @BobAt101 2 года назад

    Jimmy , you are the funniest guy in the UK, I cannot get away from you and you open your gob and I burst into laughter.

  • @deanie557
    @deanie557 2 года назад +6

    Now it's Scotland's turn to make fun at Jimmy & that isn't difficult. 😂

  • @CA-ee1et
    @CA-ee1et 2 года назад +5

    8:10 "I get money from that, I don't know how"
    Don't worry Jimmy, your accountant will sort it all out for you. The money comes in via the Cayman Islands, Sark and Switzerland.

  • @michaelduffin1722
    @michaelduffin1722 2 года назад +9

    Excellent audience, without humour in ourselves we're a very sad bunch👍😊

  • @contingency9
    @contingency9 2 года назад

    superb!

  • @AussieSusan1
    @AussieSusan1 2 года назад +2

    Thanks for the laughs Jimmy, 🌟🤣

  • @moj6j6j69
    @moj6j6j69 2 года назад +1

    The best 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rymic72
    @rymic72 2 года назад +2

    The beauty of a Glaswegian crowd is that they enjoy the self deprecating humour.

  • @moonnightbricks3948
    @moonnightbricks3948 2 года назад

    Awesome.

  • @carladean6117
    @carladean6117 2 года назад +52

    It's nice to be Scottish and find this funny, no offence taken. If only all races could be as accepting of humour about them without screaming 'racism' 😆

    • @alemgas
      @alemgas 2 года назад +1

      I wonder how well he would go down in Qatar 😂

    • @dom4534
      @dom4534 2 года назад +2

      @@alemgas Or in London

    • @matthewstevenson3002
      @matthewstevenson3002 2 года назад +2

      Scots and Irish are probably Best at taking a joke

    • @chrismathis4162
      @chrismathis4162 2 года назад +1

      I didn’t realise Scottish was a race

    • @carladean6117
      @carladean6117 2 года назад

      @@chrismathis4162 What do you suggest in it's place, Nationality?
      That better?

  • @jamesandrews1130
    @jamesandrews1130 2 года назад

    Jimmy is coming to Newfoundland Canada June 2023. My wife couldn't believe it when she asked me to go see Johnny Carr and I said no. It was about three hours latter when it hit me.

  • @jimmydickson8854
    @jimmydickson8854 Месяц назад

    Your very clever in your acts 👍

  • @onlyhereforNF
    @onlyhereforNF 2 года назад +3

    Great representation of Scotland 👏 Jimmy your half way there to perfecting the accent 👏 aw I needed that barrel eh laughs the day 🤣

  • @DanielDay-ix8vr
    @DanielDay-ix8vr 2 года назад

    amazing

  • @sixaout1982
    @sixaout1982 2 года назад +13

    Jimmy proves Scotland has a sense of humour

    • @EmmaRiddle543
      @EmmaRiddle543 2 года назад +5

      Em…of course Scotland has a sense of humour, billy Connolly, Kevin bridges, still game… the list goes on. I’m from Scotland and our day to day lives circle around a sense of humour.

    • @dom4534
      @dom4534 2 года назад +2

      @@EmmaRiddle543 And of course the Scottish national football team

    • @jonsmith20766
      @jonsmith20766 2 года назад

      If you lived in a frozen, inward looking shlthole whose whole identity was predicated on being resentful to it's neighbour to the south for being the most culturally and linguistically influential country in history then humour would be your best recourse.
      The next best might be heroin addiction, which is what they tend to favour.

  • @irvsstella
    @irvsstella 2 года назад +5

    I found this video offensive, distasteful and patronising, fucking brilliant, loved it 😆

  • @Error404-n2c
    @Error404-n2c 2 года назад +16

    Love jimmys scottish accent

  • @ArcAudios77
    @ArcAudios77 2 года назад

    Another Glaswegian laughed here, thanks Jimmy.
    Regards

  • @colinevans7134
    @colinevans7134 2 года назад

    Brilliant

  • @matthewratcliffe6812
    @matthewratcliffe6812 2 года назад +3

    Scotland is beautiful

  • @Smellthecoffee100
    @Smellthecoffee100 2 года назад

    Proper heckler

  • @georgejennings8743
    @georgejennings8743 2 года назад +2

    Jimmy goes full auto with the come backs

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 2 года назад

      You understand theyre set up

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 2 года назад +2

      @@zapkvr you really need to go to a show. He doesn't use plants... We know the heckles he wants to hear.

  • @dksdmusic
    @dksdmusic 2 года назад +2

    Fucking A Jimmy! Great video

  • @paparobbo62
    @paparobbo62 2 года назад +2

    Jimmy making a very convincing case for Independence.

    • @davidevans3223
      @davidevans3223 2 года назад

      We asked you to go before in our polite English way but you voted to keep scrounging

  • @marcusaetius9309
    @marcusaetius9309 2 года назад

    Nasty! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @D4RK4NG3L_
    @D4RK4NG3L_ 2 года назад

    Woah this guys better than i thought🤣🤣🤣

  • @The_Kalahari_Cowboy
    @The_Kalahari_Cowboy 2 года назад

    Classiest "your mama's" jokes.

  • @karl-186
    @karl-186 2 года назад +5

    Hi Jimmy

  • @chaseshadow
    @chaseshadow 2 года назад

    Jimmy Carr loves the Order of the Garter.

  • @goaway2803
    @goaway2803 2 года назад +4

    Scotland does sound like a great country to travel, Mate XD

  • @johnburns3703
    @johnburns3703 2 года назад +1

    love to see a double act with sadowitz!

  • @richardbradley3684
    @richardbradley3684 2 года назад

    Who was that guy at the end

  • @DrMcMoist
    @DrMcMoist 2 года назад

    The roads in Glasgow are very nearly finished, but not in the way that Jimmy meant it.

  • @chapsnaps1
    @chapsnaps1 2 года назад +2

    At least they don't throw pennies or bottles anymore.

  • @Idancegood
    @Idancegood 9 месяцев назад +1

    I think on this island, English, Scottish, welsh doesn't matter....we all just love slaggings

  • @YevOnegin
    @YevOnegin 2 года назад +3

    Can't wait for the "Jokes About Israel" video.

  • @Foxy90x
    @Foxy90x 2 года назад

    Genius

  • @liamhegarty3220
    @liamhegarty3220 2 года назад +1

    Cotton buds are NOT banned in the United Kingdom...I have to admire the commitment to BS, though.

  • @FullOedipus
    @FullOedipus 2 года назад +11

    You better watch your mouth about scottland. You may not realize it but they understand English. Sure they can barely speak it but they can understand.

  • @edrcozonoking
    @edrcozonoking 2 года назад +2

    I didn't hear a single joke...they were all true stories.

  • @riecejoynes1681
    @riecejoynes1681 2 года назад +3

    Jokes? I thought these were facts

  • @davide2975
    @davide2975 2 года назад

    Some people on here say they can't stand Jimmy Carr, so why bother watching???

  • @gilessmith2481
    @gilessmith2481 2 года назад

    See you in Darwin, 2023...... 😎👍

  • @scottiescott4201
    @scottiescott4201 2 года назад +1

    I know he’s just being funny .. and that’s ok but my goodness! He’s far more material in whose running the country now ( running 😂 but)

  • @iamarawn
    @iamarawn 2 года назад +6

    Seriously, it censored the word mongol? That's not even a bad word!

    • @JustinJTime
      @JustinJTime 2 года назад +2

      It is because of RUclips will demonetize you.

    • @iamarawn
      @iamarawn 2 года назад

      @@JustinJTime but it's mongol, i can name so many bad words, but mongol? it's not a bad word at all. it's like a preschool insult you just laugh off.

    • @Brinta3
      @Brinta3 2 года назад

      @@iamarawn
      It’s considered quite offensive these days. Mongolia has spoken out against it because they don’t want their name used to refer to people with Down’s Syndrome, and people with Down’s and their families don’t like the word because… well, I’m not sure actually. Maybe they’re all racists and hate Asian people.

    • @iamarawn
      @iamarawn 2 года назад

      @@Brinta3 i don't associate the word mongols with mongolians or down syndrome.

  • @AquarianAgeApostle
    @AquarianAgeApostle 2 года назад

    Advertisement cut in just before the punchline. Not ideal when watching a gag comedian. Was the advertisement deliberately put there in order to punish us for not using their premium service? Pr*cks!

  • @paulomontero12
    @paulomontero12 2 года назад +1

    Let’s the Scott’s joke about 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ! English being stomping on Scottish rights till this day.

    • @alex-E7WHU
      @alex-E7WHU 2 года назад

      Boring comment.

    • @YARROWS9
      @YARROWS9 2 года назад +1

      FFS. Get a grip, and stop making us look miserable F**kers.

  • @Vee-jc1qh
    @Vee-jc1qh 2 года назад

    Just remember though Jimmy to pay your taxes.

  • @donaldmckechnie4562
    @donaldmckechnie4562 2 года назад

    The biggest joke in the UK, is the Tories in Westminster .

  • @jim_dubhglas
    @jim_dubhglas 2 года назад +2

    Billy Connolly and Kevin Bridges are where I turn for comedy, especially for Scottish jokes. Nae to Jimmy Carr.

  • @bigmoncrief6071
    @bigmoncrief6071 2 года назад +5

    It's a toss up as to which I dislike more; the Glaswegian accent or Jimmy Carr.

  • @alphasushi9178
    @alphasushi9178 2 года назад +2

    Jokes about Scotland? No no, Scotland IS a joke

  • @peripheralparadox4218
    @peripheralparadox4218 2 года назад

    Hitlers mistress also wrote a book.
    Mein Kant.

  • @johncopeland3826
    @johncopeland3826 2 года назад

    Is it true his da was a test tube ......

  • @neilwatson5864
    @neilwatson5864 2 года назад

    Jimmy. We All know how you get paid your money. Thru your Tax code.

  • @loaded2820
    @loaded2820 2 года назад

    If you bleep it, I won't listen.

  • @marksandsmith6778
    @marksandsmith6778 2 года назад

    Based on this performance you *have* paid too much tax.

  • @ScottDonaldson51
    @ScottDonaldson51 2 месяца назад

    HERE IS A HECKLE... "JIMMY, HOW MUCH DOES LOREAL PAY YOU FOR ENDORSING THEIR PRODUCTS?"

  • @topsouter
    @topsouter 2 года назад

    if you do get money from it Jimmy, just make sure you pay your income tax from it... xx

  • @gggggggg3542
    @gggggggg3542 2 года назад

    So what, he's a comedian just earning some money.......... hope he declares it to HMRC

  • @johnmontgomery9149
    @johnmontgomery9149 2 года назад +1

    Jimmy Carr is an effin joke.

  • @cosmo9882
    @cosmo9882 2 года назад +1

    XDDD

  • @rbarnett3200
    @rbarnett3200 2 года назад

    You do get money from it Jimmy, you're quite right. Perhaps if you did a tax dodge you'd also get to keep more of it.

  • @sydneyhappy8543
    @sydneyhappy8543 2 года назад +18

    Mrs Anna is legit and her method works like magic I keep on earning every single week with her new strategy.

    • @michellemary1070
      @michellemary1070 2 года назад

      I'm from Australia and I have been Investing and earning massively with the help of Mrs Anna , all thanks to her

    • @realscientistflanders1688
      @realscientistflanders1688 2 года назад

      Mr Frodo helped me invest in gold rings

    • @bigears5809
      @bigears5809 2 года назад

      Do you think Mrs Anna could help me?

    • @highlandoutsider
      @highlandoutsider 2 года назад +1

      Mrs Anna helped remove my appendix, she didn't even need to use her hands because she is so skilled with her feet, she was also instrumental in the apollo lunar missions.

  • @rip5666
    @rip5666 2 года назад

    England lose on penalties again.

    • @artistsanomalous7369
      @artistsanomalous7369 2 года назад

      Oh good, a fellow traveller. Which parallel universe are _you_ from?

  • @richardconnelly7141
    @richardconnelly7141 2 года назад +1

    didnt find him that funny

  • @rubenzrb
    @rubenzrb 2 года назад

    does he often get punched after his shows?)

    • @cambs0181
      @cambs0181 2 года назад

      No, because people understand it's comedy and wouldn't really go to his shows if they were offended by him.

    • @rubenzrb
      @rubenzrb 2 года назад

      @@cambs0181 well, in Russia punching people is also comedy hence the question

  • @davidjohnston5692
    @davidjohnston5692 2 года назад +1

    I really don’t find him funny to be honest I find him just giving insults to people nothing else ?

  • @jockiron
    @jockiron 2 года назад

    P1sh

  • @duncanbrown7082
    @duncanbrown7082 2 года назад

    I’m amazed how poor his Scottish accent is.

  • @robertreape
    @robertreape 2 года назад +1

    Jimmy Carr tells jokes? The guy is as funny as a burning orphanage

    • @jootai
      @jootai 2 года назад

      Well.. Donno if that's a compliment

  • @annsimpson8786
    @annsimpson8786 2 года назад +1

    Can't stand the man!

  • @zip261
    @zip261 2 года назад +4

    Carr has never been funny.

    • @artistsanomalous7369
      @artistsanomalous7369 2 года назад

      Agreed. He's just camp and annoying.
      _Jimmy_ Carr, on the other hand...

  • @paparobbo62
    @paparobbo62 2 года назад

    Why is RUclips allowing this racist material? Please have it removed or face a legal challenge.

  • @pwccfc
    @pwccfc 2 года назад

    Excellent

  • @JoeyCheex0583
    @JoeyCheex0583 2 года назад

    aaah why was mongo beeped out ? wtf ??