Splat you're one of the hardest working RUclipsrs I know. You found a niche that needed filling, ie indie games, and became the best content creator for it. Onward to 1m subs yo!
27:22 A tip for that from my mother - also worked in healthcare. Speak out loud "twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four, etc." Something about those number-words makes sure that each of them takes close to one second. And reliably so. And starting at 20 means you avoid any of the variable lenght numbers like ten, eleven, twelve. I am still using it to this day when trying to wash my hands long enough.
This is seriously one of your best presentations Splat. Your understanding of prison life added an extra element and I could tell you were into it...cheers!
You pointed out the Lion King reference but right after COMPLETELY missed the Planet of the Apes reference.... the Chimps name was Caesar!!! I love the references alreadys
I know this is just a demo, but I would love to watch you play the rest of this on stream! This scratches the escapists itch, but also it's not an escapists clone, I dig it!
Regarding the hot water comment - In parts of Asia (esp China) they're used to drinking hot water and consider it better for their stomach. Besides the traditional Chinese Medicine logic of hot vs cold entering the body, and being accustomed to drinking tea, it's probably a side effect of boiled water being safer to drink.
Yeah, boiling the water killed whatever nasties were in the water. In European culture, they made various alcohols which killed the stuff in "bad" water.
uh it's not “traditional logic” as the way you write it make it read like it's “superstitious nonsense”, it's basic it's how you get sickness, like when you rapidly change between a cold and a hot area you catch a cold. For example, in guadeloupe peoples are often sick because they transition between +30 degree outside to 24 degrees or fewer, air-conditioned interior. Also yes hot water and such is better for your guts as well, that not up to interpretation. When i read stuff like this i wonder if peoples like this are just sentient computer, just like the dude below your comment who explain that cooking/boiling food “kill whatever nasties” like who are you? Where do you come from? A sterile, sealed from the outside world technocratic bunker or a google server? Are you fed exclusively with synthetic food paste that come out of a machine?Soylent green with some additional sewage added to it?or maybe you are just trolling?
@@Dosbomber you seem to be sick, also notice how you can't answer about why you are being such a captain obvious “boiling water kill whatever nasties” my claims are correct your writing make you seem like a weirdo and ironically a wacko you even put bad in quote implying that water quality is “up to interpretation”. What next, you are going to explain walking? That you should cook meat before you eat it? Instead, you have to go and try to deflect with “oh conspiracy theoriiiist tinfoil haaat”
@The Third Heaviest Uncle in Town That's a good point, several metals do have antibiotic properties. This is why even today, things like doorknobs and sink faucet handles are made of brass.
That koala would fuck you up. Looks like a fun game, definitely wishlisted. I hope they eventually include a character that actually *deserves* to be in prison; like a dirty cop (bad) dog (this would probably be a challenging character); filthy, lying rat; or a (stool) pigeon (who sucks up to the Administration).
Reminds me of a trip, I was on, to Austria. -> 12:33 We were sleeping in bunk beds. I had the bottom rack. The one having the top rack had drunk a little too much. (Austria offers quite a lot of beers, for the tourists, to try out.) We got a bucket for him to regurgitate into. Thus he was partially hanging over the side of the bed, holding the bucket with his hands beneath its bottom. As he passed out for a short moment, he did not balance the bucket, so it tipped inward and spilled its content over my bed...
Honestly if you ever return to this game on full release or something a play through would be baller with your extra prison knowledge sprinkled in and stuff it’s pretty fun to watch
I had been having a really melancholy day and going through sort of a rut as of late. Your commentary definitely brightened my day up and put a smile on my face
I just want to say that I love the Jailbird persona that Splatty assumed for this one. The game sold me on its own, but this certainly hastened te process.
Play this again!!! You literally give wisdom nuggets everytime I watch your videos! I learn about music, actors, movies, and about your life! It's therapeutic!
Between splatter and manly I don’t think anyone else fills the daily undid grind. Awesome work and I’m shocked I’ve been following you now for about 5 years
CJU is pretty consistent, with interesting commentary, as well :) Between the three of them there's a bit of overlap in content, but quite a lot of it is also unique from one another.
i watched about 6 and a half minutes of this video and my first negative point is that Knuckles seems to be a Gorilla and not an Echidna.... i am VERY disappointed!! :D
As an incidental on rubbing alcohol (just reminded of this fun little Chemistry 102 fact while Mr. S. Cat was speaking with Fernando): don't ever, *ever* drink the stuff. The alcohol you drink is ethyl alcohol, made from grain; your body can process it, as long as you don't take in too much too fast. Rubbing alcohol is ester alcohol (look it up on Wikipedia: it's way too long to explain here), and it reacts with the hydrochloric acid in your stomach to turn into formaldehyde. You...probably don't want that. But some nice prison guard might. ^.^
Splatto's first day in prison, "you got two choices: 1) give me half your money or 2) get beaten up and lose half your money anyway." "What? There's no fight option? I guess I'll pay.."
6:44 Seeing the player will have to end up in prison either way I'll call now: Take the money and somebody else will colapse what you uncovered with you now tangled in it. Leave the money and they will take it elsewhere to mud or downright frame you.
"we're just wild animals wearing pants" Does that mean that we're generally just wild humans wearing pants? Seems much more complex than that. At least to a point where we're domesticated humans who are addicted to wearing pants and without pants we feel crippled.
In my country, Searching a parked car without a warrant based only on hearsay and not yhe officer's personal knowledge is an illegal search. Any item collected is inadmissible as evidence in court. Escaping a prison sentence is likewise a felony called evasion of sentence.
Not sure if this is different depending on the state, but in the USA, no warrant is required to search a vehicle, just "Reasonable Articulable Suspicion", which is entirely subjective BS which can be abused easily and without repercussion if the cop has a hair up his ass and doesn't like you. And yeah, cops definitely do plant things on you or in your vehicle if they feel like it. It's funny, sometimes they forget to turn off their bodycams when they do it. Oops!
33:00 Pretty sure the 3 white lines that pop up over their heads indicate which people has something to say to you. That's why when you tried to talk to ppl without it they had nothing to say.
This game is something of his own, I don't think I'd ever find out about it without you Splatt', or so many other original games for that matter, thanks a bunch.
I hope that the third character option, which is locked in this demo, will be the option to create your own character when the game is finished. So I guess the fox default character would be like normal difficulty and the feline would be easy difficulty.
Why r the fox's stats so weak xompared to the panther ?! I get that hes not a match to the panther physically but hes supposed to be 1 of the smartest aninals right ?!
You’re first mistake was showing mercy and trying to back off and run away during your first fight. If you’re going to buck up and fight you go 150%, you show mercy it’s taken as weakness.
In games where you have to count seconds, saying out loud 21 is the most exact for one second. Just count with your fingers^everytime you complete a 21 ^^
17:22 "There are snipers ready to blow your head off" Splattercat: "okay"
33:18: Omg there's 2 fences!?!
Splat you're one of the hardest working RUclipsrs I know. You found a niche that needed filling, ie indie games, and became the best content creator for it. Onward to 1m subs yo!
agreed! nookrium is the other indie youtuber i follow, he covers similar stuff with a different angle
I heartily agree.
If you like splat you’ll probably also like retromation.
TotalBiscuit would have been proud
Wanderbots covers a lot of indie games as well~
how does Splattey know so much about prison life?
edit: never mind he mentioned how he knows
Yeah, was wondering the same thing.... Only 11 min in at this point :D
Haha i was also curious to know this.
"My mom was a medic in prison"
Ya'll thought he did time didn't ya
Lol same.
Me: "Is there something you'd like to tell us Splatty?"
27:22 A tip for that from my mother - also worked in healthcare.
Speak out loud "twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four, etc."
Something about those number-words makes sure that each of them takes close to one second. And reliably so.
And starting at 20 means you avoid any of the variable lenght numbers like ten, eleven, twelve.
I am still using it to this day when trying to wash my hands long enough.
This is seriously one of your best presentations Splat. Your understanding of prison life added an extra element and I could tell you were into it...cheers!
Has he been to prison or something
@@jackingwads7513 his ma was a prison medic
@@jackingwads7513 Watch the video man. He mentions that his mom works as a medic in prisons for years.
Dude i want splatty to make a series out of this one, his commentary complements the game perfectly!
You pointed out the Lion King reference but right after COMPLETELY missed the Planet of the Apes reference.... the Chimps name was Caesar!!! I love the references alreadys
And Rudolph the Reindeer calling about his comeback script
I know this is just a demo, but I would love to watch you play the rest of this on stream! This scratches the escapists itch, but also it's not an escapists clone, I dig it!
Regarding the hot water comment - In parts of Asia (esp China) they're used to drinking hot water and consider it better for their stomach. Besides the traditional Chinese Medicine logic of hot vs cold entering the body, and being accustomed to drinking tea, it's probably a side effect of boiled water being safer to drink.
Yeah, boiling the water killed whatever nasties were in the water. In European culture, they made various alcohols which killed the stuff in "bad" water.
uh it's not “traditional logic” as the way you write it make it read like it's “superstitious nonsense”, it's basic it's how you get sickness, like when you rapidly change between a cold and a hot area you catch a cold. For example, in guadeloupe peoples are often sick because they transition between +30 degree outside to 24 degrees or fewer, air-conditioned interior. Also yes hot water and such is better for your guts as well, that not up to interpretation. When i read stuff like this i wonder if peoples like this are just sentient computer, just like the dude below your comment who explain that cooking/boiling food “kill whatever nasties” like who are you? Where do you come from? A sterile, sealed from the outside world technocratic bunker or a google server? Are you fed exclusively with synthetic food paste that come out of a machine?Soylent green with some additional sewage added to it?or maybe you are just trolling?
@@blahblah7720 Make sure you keep that tinfoil hat nice and tight, for we're sure to be listening to whatever you're planning.
@@Dosbomber you seem to be sick, also notice how you can't answer about why you are being such a captain obvious “boiling water kill whatever nasties” my claims are correct your writing make you seem like a weirdo and ironically a wacko you even put bad in quote implying that water quality is “up to interpretation”. What next, you are going to explain walking? That you should cook meat before you eat it? Instead, you have to go and try to deflect with “oh conspiracy theoriiiist tinfoil haaat”
@The Third Heaviest Uncle in Town That's a good point, several metals do have antibiotic properties. This is why even today, things like doorknobs and sink faucet handles are made of brass.
Looks really polished for a demo, thanks Splat
Demos must be polished ;-)
Alphas and Betas are not so much.
That koala would fuck you up. Looks like a fun game, definitely wishlisted. I hope they eventually include a character that actually *deserves* to be in prison; like a dirty cop (bad) dog (this would probably be a challenging character); filthy, lying rat; or a (stool) pigeon (who sucks up to the Administration).
😆 No doubt, those motherfuckers are savage. 🐨
I didn’t expect my hometown to be called out like that. We had chemical leak drills in middle school because of how close it was to the refinery.
Reminds me of a trip, I was on, to Austria. -> 12:33
We were sleeping in bunk beds. I had the bottom rack.
The one having the top rack had drunk a little too much. (Austria offers quite a lot of beers, for the tourists, to try out.)
We got a bucket for him to regurgitate into.
Thus he was partially hanging over the side of the bed, holding the bucket with his hands beneath its bottom.
As he passed out for a short moment, he did not balance the bucket, so it tipped inward and spilled its content over my bed...
Honestly if you ever return to this game on full release or something a play through would be baller with your extra prison knowledge sprinkled in and stuff it’s pretty fun to watch
I had been having a really melancholy day and going through sort of a rut as of late. Your commentary definitely brightened my day up and put a smile on my face
I hope tomorrow is a better day for you.
I just want to say that I love the Jailbird persona that Splatty assumed for this one. The game sold me on its own, but this certainly hastened te process.
This looks really good for a demo. I feel like we barely scratched the surface. Definitely going to look into this one.
A game I could watch you play for hours!
Splat... your intimate knowledge of prison etiquette is making me concerned. 🤣🤣🤣
Play this again!!! You literally give wisdom nuggets everytime I watch your videos! I learn about music, actors, movies, and about your life! It's therapeutic!
And Caesar was a gorilla. He was the first gorilla to learn sign language.
To me, it looked like Ceasar was a chimp, and a reference to Planet of the Apes.
I noticed that too. But I thought it was referring to Caesar from planet of the apes.
Dude, $48 for less than 30 minutes of work is fucking awesome.
Yeah but remember that a phone call cost 100, inflation is real in prison...
@@Doomroar Only the first phone call
Between splatter and manly I don’t think anyone else fills the daily undid grind. Awesome work and I’m shocked I’ve been following you now for about 5 years
CJU is pretty consistent, with interesting commentary, as well :) Between the three of them there's a bit of overlap in content, but quite a lot of it is also unique from one another.
i watched about 6 and a half minutes of this video and my first negative point is that Knuckles seems to be a Gorilla and not an Echidna.... i am VERY disappointed!! :D
We just got new orders at my sheriff’s office that a person must be named “confined person” and no longer inmate. Great
Our prisoners are called "persons deprived of liberty".
As an incidental on rubbing alcohol (just reminded of this fun little Chemistry 102 fact while Mr. S. Cat was speaking with Fernando): don't ever, *ever* drink the stuff. The alcohol you drink is ethyl alcohol, made from grain; your body can process it, as long as you don't take in too much too fast. Rubbing alcohol is ester alcohol (look it up on Wikipedia: it's way too long to explain here), and it reacts with the hydrochloric acid in your stomach to turn into formaldehyde.
You...probably don't want that.
But some nice prison guard might. ^.^
They put a ton of work into this. It looks really good. Listed.
This remind me of Stick RPG from the browser game era. Really loved that game, definitely one of the goat
that game was awesome
"I'm the King of the Laundry Room!!!", had me rollin'... lol
Starting the game with that much loot... your prison pocket was abnormally spacious
I like the realistic start. Consequences of investigative journalism from 10 years ago before everyone became afraid to do real journalism.
Splatto's first day in prison, "you got two choices: 1) give me half your money or 2) get beaten up and lose half your money anyway." "What? There's no fight option? I guess I'll pay.."
I spent all my money before that, but it sadly wouldn't let me give him 0/2.
You should keep playing this game
You're the best Splat. You're my post work wind down. Thanks man.
6:44 Seeing the player will have to end up in prison either way I'll call now: Take the money and somebody else will colapse what you uncovered with you now tangled in it. Leave the money and they will take it elsewhere to mud or downright frame you.
"we're just wild animals wearing pants"
Does that mean that we're generally just wild humans wearing pants? Seems much more complex than that. At least to a point where we're domesticated humans who are addicted to wearing pants and without pants we feel crippled.
Damn. I watch a lot of splat, but you can tell when he's actually invested.
In my country, Searching a parked car without a warrant based only on hearsay and not yhe officer's personal knowledge is an illegal search. Any item collected is inadmissible as evidence in court. Escaping a prison sentence is likewise a felony called evasion of sentence.
Not sure if this is different depending on the state, but in the USA, no warrant is required to search a vehicle, just "Reasonable Articulable Suspicion", which is entirely subjective BS which can be abused easily and without repercussion if the cop has a hair up his ass and doesn't like you. And yeah, cops definitely do plant things on you or in your vehicle if they feel like it. It's funny, sometimes they forget to turn off their bodycams when they do it. Oops!
That shiny shader on the floor or tables is amazing. It gives the pixel art so much depth
33:00 Pretty sure the 3 white lines that pop up over their heads indicate which people has something to say to you. That's why when you tried to talk to ppl without it they had nothing to say.
Sadly, no. The three lines means they're speaking to other people.
Ah yes, Teddy the lemur. My favourite Pixar character :P
33:00 and the ape was Ceasar :)
29:00 counting with splatty!
Bah! They did him dirty with that Waylon Jones thing near the end! Should've given him a second chance to smack the croc!
I would really love to see you do a full playthrough of this game. Your commentary is perfect for it.
4:05 lived in Martinez for 14 years. Developed psoriasis full body. So you ain't never lied.
I'm super excited to see more of this. Catch you twitch splatt. Can't wait to hear more prison wisdom.
Splat can sing really well, that surprised me.
Very nice game, Waiting for 2023 now!
This kind of game thats worth your money.
This was probably my favorite video you have done. Tons of fun watching this one. Thanks!
This game is something of his own, I don't think I'd ever find out about it without you Splatt', or so many other original games for that matter, thanks a bunch.
Splattercat this is your game man, your commentary just feels right with this one, have fun bruh XD
I hope that the third character option, which is locked in this demo, will be the option to create your own character when the game is finished. So I guess the fox default character would be like normal difficulty and the feline would be easy difficulty.
Hey Splat! Full release is out now! Time to revisit the block, 🐟
First convo in prison: how can I get in touch with someone outside
Inmate: you got rights my dude you can call them or write them whenever
Splat this was amazing, I laughed so much when the fight scenario extortion started - this game seems quite a bit of fun.
Why r the fox's stats so weak xompared to the panther ?! I get that hes not a match to the panther physically but hes supposed to be 1 of the smartest aninals right ?!
This would make a great long play series
I am excited about this game.
He mentioned in a previous video years ago that he researched a lot about it as well as insane asylums.
25:28 it IS a coffee machine. It just doesn't have coffee in it so you get hot water lol.
The production quality for this game is really impressive.
You’re first mistake was showing mercy and trying to back off and run away during your first fight. If you’re going to buck up and fight you go 150%, you show mercy it’s taken as weakness.
This looks great and that art is amazing!
talks about the lion king reference with Hakuna, Misses the fact the Chimp is called Caesar. I mean planet of the apes
Great! Reminds me to the song: Kangaroo Court - Capital Cities
The 43rd game I’ve added to my wishlist that isn’t fully released yet. Thanks splat 😝😭
"Work the kidney! Work the kidney!" 🤣🤣 sub
Splat!!!!! You have to break out of this jail!!! Definitely want to see more!
13:15 sounds like splat has some personal experience of being in the slammer
In games where you have to count seconds, saying out loud 21 is the most exact for one second. Just count with your fingers^everytime you complete a 21 ^^
One thing i've noticed is that for the ironing minigame the beat of the bg music fits with each second that passes i think?
Dude. Timon was a meerkat man. C'mon. Great vid
You have a wonderful singing voice splatter
I'm really enjoying this! Your extra little insights are cool too
PLLEAAASE STREAM THIS GAME! lol with your personality and this games topic, i think it would be a great time.
I tried the demo but only got to the cafe :c after that it ended the demo
Cesar - Planet of the Apes. Love the references.
Lol! Are you near the bay area? Never expected to hear Martinez called out in one of your videos
Splat's Condensed Review: 39:27
I was not expecting all the insight about what prison life was like.
Thanks for the great video Splatt. Game looks intersting!
NO MORE LOCKED DOORS
This game looks pretty cool
Never eat the fish in jail/prison going to get parasite 100%
This game looks like fun
excited to buy it in the further
RUclips: You are watching The Escapist 2
Close call YT, it does seem like a more history driven game perhaps even with unique events to each story
You must be from the Bay! Unless there is another Martinez with plants near them!?!
Rewatching Tin Can got this notice. Life is good.
Above all, reflections are amazing in this game!
Haha on the fight it looks like you throw a ship shot and then chicken out when didn't work... Was hilarious fun xD
Thanks for showcasing! ^^
On the Ironing, watch his hands, when he moves the Iron it's 1 second on the timer.
*gameplay* @ 10:08
Splat always trying to get us rocked up
I love the story and attention to detail, bet there are more references to other stuff
is the high Liama a reference to ghost recon wildlands? maybe
In the UK in the 60s 70s and 80s it was the other way around. Sounds like Spatter Cat,s put some time in his self.
Needs a follow up video for sure.
damn RUclipsr getting Prison flashbacks ...
i could be wrong but if i recall correctly " after number for a time is arcseconds.
If I am right.. I got that Martinez reference :P.
I love your knowledge of prison, Is there hope you'll play a full playthrough?
Hey splatt I'm from Vacaville too man love your stuff. Went to will c wood! It sucked lol keep it up man