He Graduated (249) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
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This week Chris talks about graduating his coffee game, the Johnny Depp v Amber Heard trial, watching movies in his backyard, and the story of his latest tattoo.
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Phoenix THIS SATURDAY! Last tickets here 👉 www.etix.com/ticket/p/2610921/chris-delia--phoenix-celebrity-theatre
So early I can still feel the forbidden AC draft in the studio 😎
You're a broken man you should be in jail
When the varsity jacket drops on the E-store?
FK'n killing it brotha
I'm dying over here. If you come to Detroit or Ann Arbor I will be there. Even Chicago, Toronto or Pittsburgh
Funny shit 👌
four hours of sleep about to work a 10 hour shift and I'm smiling YES DUDE 😆
Bro literally did the same last night and pulled a 10 hour shift ehhhhYES dude!
Same here ehhhhh s'deeper issues YES dude!
You poor souls...thats tough.
Exactly my day AND WE STILL KILLING IT YES DUDE
@@MrChoobsabre that doesn’t work
Eventually we're gonna get an episode that's just Chris making noises
And we’ll listen start to finish🙂
That’s not what this is?
I can only hope so!!
id listen to chris d'elia asmr foooooooooooooooooooooooor sure.
Can someone make a compilation of Chris noises?
Chris’ impression of Johnny Depp on the stand was spot on and equally hilarious. 😂
I love how you can see Chris pressing a laptop key while yelling FUCK YEAH! and you are waiting for Renner, but nothing happens lol
timestamp?
@@melangeinsouciant5379 just pick a random time. it’s probably happening
@@melangeinsouciant5379 10:00
@@melangeinsouciant5379 @9:54
What's a Renner?
Johnny Depp having “Hactiiinn in his carnor” is one of the funniest bits I have ever seen. I hope he turns it into a full bit and puts it in a special.
"We're as far into the future as we are"
Mind-blowing
i wanna like this but...
Rough week man..
Thank you for always delivering 🙏🏼
S’needed’it
Ssss'wishing you the best
Ssss’upportin ya all the way from Kuwait.
Johnny keeps ‘em happy 🤘🏻
Thank you all 💟☮️
Much love and very appreciated!!
S’deeper, all good!
This projector story is the perfect representation of relationships
Those Johnny Depp impressions made me holler, thx chris u did it again
“ I have such a good life I’m so grateful” 10 minutes later**** “I just want to get to the point I die so it’s all over”😭
The fact that he booed himself for accidentally saying ice instead of water during his speech 😂😂😂
That's how you know he's got acting in his corner- he was really there in his mind, performing his part and the audience's part. S'setting the whole scene.
that got me too
Idk why but Chris’s arguments and mocking of his wife gets everytime
"Just let me die in this Chili's, dude. Its all good." - I have never in my life been hit so hard by a sentence.
Throw me when I'm dead!
“She haha-bubbles it, so it’s
confirmed.” Oh, I felt that.
And she STAYS keepin the notifications on, YES 🤘🤘
Eeeeeeeee yes dooood
EEEEEEEE YESS DUUDE!
EEEEEEHHHHHH YEEHSSSSSS DOOOOOD 🤙
Annnnd she's smoking hot. Yeeeess dude.
@@keith3946 thanks for letting me us ur lambo last weekend
spends his money then gives him a chore to do...then gets upset when he isn't enjoying himself. Justice for Johnny and Chris!
No way. It’s all about that Amber/Will camp 😎
@@Alex_Penjamin nah
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha
@@Alex_Penjamin you're definitely not gonna be in the tall grass and white robes with us
Nothing fixes a shit day like some silly goose time!! Thanks Chris.
I’m graduating college in a week. Can’t wait to have Chris’s graduation song stuck in my head all day long
Your way way waaaaaaAY TOO OLD FOR Chris
S'educated
Congratulations! I hope it was worth the grind
Congrats hoss
In tears already.... I love you ...
"everything is wonderful" 5 min later
"I'm just tryna get to the point where I die"
Do u know what the jingle is he does after he dies from fajitas? Lol
@@MrRashley2 curb your enthusiasm I think
👏Life talk at the begining was s'deeper 👏oh, whole show is s'emotional👏
👏I'm here for it, ooooo👏
Former fentynal addict. Chris got me through the hell that was detox. S'Grateful.
S'proud a ya!
❤️❤️❤️
Haha ypu actually took that shit knowing how it fucks everyone up? Sssss'stupid choice
S'glad you're still here with us!
That’s a tough thing to do. Well done!
Man I really wanted to see him react to some clips from the trial xD
Chris I’ve been listening to you for years and this shit ALWAYS has me rolling. Thanks for always coming through with the stuff that makes me laugh out loud while doing dishes or walking my dog. Never stop. You were the first stand up I’ve ever seen live and you didn’t disappoint
S'deeper
❤️
The story at the start is so fucking relatable. I died at the “dying at Labor day with the hat and the soundtrack”.
I just love when he boos himself during his own graduation speech 😂😂😂
Christin’s like: “Walking on sunshine” the phone is up her ass for like 6 years.
…..OMG, I’m sooo dead! 😭😭😭
I LOVED the idea of watching old movies outside on a canvas sprawled on throw cushions. That s,romantic and special family time 💕 I'm with the Mrs , making memories!
I always loved that the graduation song was also “Macho Man” Randy Savage’s theme song.
Oooo yeah
I'm a bike security guy and that story with the guard had me rolling 🤣
Chris is my favorite comedian!!! He always keeps it real!
LIFE RIPS!!
Hey, D'Elia... you fking... killed this epi, Johnny Be Great. You slayed all the syllables. You ripped life. Congratulations, Funky Brewster.
johnny KEEPS IT HOT
🔥
Johnny keeps it hot, but also Johnny SERVES it hot dude
That whole phone bit had me on tears. Literally my life thinking my wife and son are kidnapped every day because she can’t answer or respond to a text. It’s easssssy press the button.
the stories of your little boy and you realizing its forever is so heartwarming
dude chris....THANK YOU MY MAN. The feels are mutual you help us get through some shit too
S'deeper
"im just trying to get to the point where i die" LMAOOOOOO
The projector saga might be one of the most relatable stories I've ever heard a comedian tell.
Love ya Chris. Keep being you brother. So nice to see you happy and thriving
The wife and I watch your podcast every week and love it! And Lifeline is an awesome podcast too!
I love how his brother contradicts him. So funny.
For years now I haven’t been able to pinpoint or describe how or why Chris is funny but he’s fkn hilarious 😂
Thank you for podcasting. The art is appreciated.
"OOo DoUBLE No, I know it can't be good if it's a group text with the nanny" Jesus that was funny.
“She’s so crafty 🤩” - Chris Delia gushing over his fiancé’s ability to spend money at a store.
And who's money 🤔 lol
@@abdcontractingltd so crafty
ngl & just imo she's probably getting crafty with her own gushing monies 🦤
“Just slit my tongue and ink up my eyeballs cause fuck life right?” 😂😂😂😂
found it
Chris gets 4 shots of espresso in one drink… that explains a lot 😂
That's extremely common. I own a coffee shop.
Why is your Johnny Depp impression so amazing 😭😭😭 I love that your wife is obsessed with the case like me
The rant in the beginning of the episode about target and having to build something is gold 😂
Beginning was ehhhh s’heartwarming. Happy to see you doing you again, surrounded by the ones who matter most, Chris!
I love the psychotic rambling about anything. Yur doin good holding it in. I'm glad you got a podcast to vent it and not hold in.
"My life is a fkng fairy tale, dude". - Chris delia. "My lyfe's a documentary". - chank smith
Your Johnny impersonation has me in fucking tears g 😂😂😂
I love when the episode comes right on time when I'm at work
On this podcast Chris is at his best because he can 100% be himself.
Thanks Chris. Dad of two boys here. Respect your fatherhood vibe.
Even when life isn't going good, it still RIPS baby!!
Chris, your podcast brings soo much joy to my life lmfaoo
30:30 how you're voice cracked but still was 100% in tune and the face of satisfaction of realising it later. I'm puking 😂🤣
40:24 "dude call the cops" yeah then call a undertaker because I'm fucking *DEAD*
11:53 “hesh got acting in his cowrner”
I have a feeling Kalvin is gonna end up being 5’6
@@whyaura9009 What do you mean, why? Are you new around here?
@@whyaura9009 Correct. See? There was no reason to ask why, you already knew why.
@@whyaura9009 Proud of you, kiddo.
Nah! It's CALVIN....HES GONNA BE A Giant!!!!!!!!!!
Snickers with a vain 😂 😂 😂
"Daaaaaa da da da da
BOM BOM BOM"
The graduation song was killing me lmao
The pic with Calvin with the ball is priceless for the Renner jam
“Rim ba dim BONK” was the funniest shit in this whole episode
I don’t know what it is about the Spider-Man accordion video, but I haven’t been able to stop crying laughing
The noise. It's the noise and the commitment 🤣
This baby deserves more subs. Don't ever stop, can't live without the pod
"I had to check to make sure I wasn't four different guys"🤣
Hey Chris u should please do more johnny Depp recaps, that was hilarious
22:02 basically saying ‘it’s so hilarious meeting regular people’ 😂😂
She’s crafty, she gets around. She’s crafty, she’s always down.
She's crafty, She gotta gripe. She's crafty and she's just my type.
Thank you for reminding me yet again that life rips. It's so easy to forget sometimes. Love you man
That curb your enthusiasm song.. 😂😂. Damn killing me over here 👍😂 The grad song.. 😂Jesus Christ you have good pitch 😂.
ZOOP! BONK!!
He's really good at doing sound effects aswell, should do them more
Holy shit! Spot on impressions of Depp lol!
This has become the best part of my thursday morning. Your my muse chris like uncuuuj jehhmz
The best 21 years old, super self-involved, spoiled white chick impersonation in the WHOOOOOOOOOLLEEEEEE DAAAAMN WOOOOOOOOOOOLLD ! Said wold instead of world! YEEAAh
I show your Italian bein-a-husband bitchin' moments to my Italian dad sometimes. So funny.
Is everything this guy speaks GOLD! Clank clank clank!
JOHNNY DEPP IMPRESSION ON POINTTTT
Finally someone emphasizing the “r” in idea. British people can’t keep getting away with this
Most accents in the UK do pronounce the "r"
that picture of calvin got me dead hahahah so cute
new congrats ep is the best birthday gift from a complete stranger
Soooooo fuckiiiing fuuuuunny dudeeee, amazing episode! So sharp, Chris! Laughed A LOT
Why does Chris’s life rips tattoo look actually decent 😂
It fits perfect, lol
That Calvin Renner was easily the most epic Renner of all time.
34:20 Johnny Depp trial
Looking forward to watching the uncut version where Chris tells the ‘watching Spider-Man with his son story’… for the second time.
laughed too hard at the snickers thing. hilarious episode, thanks for the laughs!
I swear to Chris every time he claps it just sends me fully
Yesss!!! Just in time for my lunch break!!
That moment you know you produced a clone, FUCK YEAA
Dude that’s soooo awesome that you tattooed that guy , like seriously hahahaha
Seen every episode. Best one ever. Chris in GOD MODE.
“Firing on all syllables” 😂😂got me dying less than a minute in😂😂😂
I was not ready for how good that subtle Johnny Depp impression is 😶
The "caaasssseee in point" at the end of the Johnny D part killed me haha
It’s never on the regular belly!😂🤣😂God I love him so much!
Idk if you guys know, but Chris will be in Phoenix
God this podcast is the highlight of my week. Every week. My mans keeps on bringing it. I LIKE WOMENS