Fuuuuuuuuccccckkkkk. The drunk girl bit is too good. I think I’ve watched it 50xs already. D’Elia’s drunk girl is my spirit animal. (Something a drunk girl would say) 😂
And all of a sudden Arby’s is in the conversation 👏 👏 👏 That clap shit still gets me. Every episode. Burst out laughing today while buying a new toothbrush 🪥
I was listening to this while doing the groceries, and I was fucking cry laughing through the banana/shit incident. I had to take my headphones off just to compose myself.
I love love love the fact that his titles aren’t click bait. They make me so interested and when I hear it, it’s like hearing the title of a movie in a movie but x100
I have specific compliments for Chris: 39:35 “why are you in the Ukraine dahling” *zing* that’s one of the funniest act-outs from a standup comic I’ve ever seen. He did that like a Goddamned screenplay. The characters stayed true to themselves as the situation deteriorated around them. I was CRYING laughing. And who caught that when she finally got some background suckjob music was “pimp on a blimp?!?”
Man, it's cool that your regular experiences are colorful enough to relay them in such an entertaining way. What do I know I'm a wop from NJ. Nice work
@@mommawiens1269 Yip and besides I think one old podcast with Yannis Pappas, I've already completed all Tim Dillon. I guess I'll give Glassman a try. Don't have much else. Thanks.
I don't know why but I thought that those watches were a photo super imposed over the video. So when he started grabbing things off the table it freaked me out for a second LMAO
🎟 PHOENIX! Get your tickets for April 30th 👉 www.etix.com/ticket/p/3522333/chris-delia-phoenix-celebrity-theatre
Hey Chris, M’feeling some presh to purchase a ticket. If you come to Pittsburgh, I’ll bite. Well played
where is the new chank smith songs?
Bring back TMP
Let's go to Arby's
Hey Chris can you please load up on 3x on the black life rips hoodie please?
Crying laughing at the mom who wanted to help. Your drunk girl is the best 🤣🤣😭😭
The best!
Podcasts are the greatest thing to happen to stand up comics
I’ll counter with the microphone but yeah I agree
Yea.....they not really Stand Up anymore. They're Parked or Seated Comics
I call them sitters
next time, take your Fentanyl after you type in your last name somewhere in the internet, not before.
@@sealife12 😂
Best podcast he's done in a long time. The drunk girl Ukraine bit was just perfection
He was like Kobe today couldn’t miss ..
Long time?? He’s been killing it lately. The last 5 or so have been top notch.
That got me too! 😂
"It's Thursday, time to watch Congratulations"
You know that old saying.
Best day of the week!
@@Danasaur_123 👍 Yup!
Last Thursdayism! 🎉
20:26 “This isn’t mission impossible. By the way, they made 9. It’s not really that impossible anymore.” No words have ever been truer
That old chestnut. "Don't give someone 20 grand after you give'm 80 grand" lolololol
I laughed way too hard when Chris said "Bryan Callen" at the end of the council meeting
Yes hahahaha
Can't wait for that ''PIMP ON A BLIMP" merch. That was both horrible and hilarious.
One of the most underrated freestyles of all time😂
So god damn funny
Not gonna lie. That dude is the shit
How does Chris not recognize that primetime 69 Alex stein is satire?
No merch lol
P.S.- Kristen's denial of the shit's presence is basically where we are all at in America right now.
Do explain?
@@NotSoEntertaining Joe Biden
@@joshreedy129 ahhhhhh, yeah that makes sense
100%
Fuuuuuuuuccccckkkkk. The drunk girl bit is too good. I think I’ve watched it 50xs already. D’Elia’s drunk girl is my spirit animal. (Something a drunk girl would say) 😂
So looking forward to the With Chris episode where he eats an Arby's fish sandwich
This is one of the best episodes of the podcast I was cracking up the whole time 😂😂
Omg same here
"I wieul sæ agæn! I wohn hohndrrd prrcent, wohnt yoo to sahk mie ohff!" 💀
When he said it was shit, I stopped typing to look at the screen and saw the shit float by with his iconic tune 😂😂😂😂😂 that just made my day lol
Dude, the Uber to Ukraine bit was brilliant. The voices, the bullets wizzin by you can literally paint the picture of this skit.
Need a With Chris: Arby's video now, gotta know about that crispy fish sandwich
@D ii Y A Very
I laughed so hard I feel like I should’ve paid for this 🤣
Don't give him ideas
@@AS-gz8oe 😂
Yeah he'll make happen if he could.
And all of a sudden Arby’s is in the conversation 👏 👏 👏
That clap shit still gets me. Every episode. Burst out laughing today while buying a new toothbrush 🪥
This is one of the best episodes 🤣
ARBY’s WITH CHRIS needs to happen now
Yes! Please hahahaha
I came here for this comment
I was listening to this while doing the groceries, and I was fucking cry laughing through the banana/shit incident. I had to take my headphones off just to compose myself.
Not even 5 minutes in and he's already firing on all syllables. 💥🤖
One of the funniest podcasts yet. The 1st story alone is worth it. Chris crushes it this entire episode.
That guy at congress is a comedian. He just goes in there and repeats what was actually said in congress to point out how ridiculous it really is.
Alexstein99 is his name
Yes is he the one who went to one as like a super woke dude crying?
43:45 I die on the floor laughing 😂
The most sbitch thing.
This is one of the funniest episodes in awhile….. nearly pissed myself multiple times. Needed to laugh so thank you for that, Chris
FUCK YEA🤘🏾😂😂😂😂👊🏿
Sitting at work laughing crying like a psycho at the witches bit
7:55 I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard 💀
I love love love the fact that his titles aren’t click bait. They make me so interested and when I hear it, it’s like hearing the title of a movie in a movie but x100
Esseeehhhh'weird to have those feelings.
@@AirDwindler402 weird to feel interested? It’s weird to comment on other peoples shit with internet to be negative. Fuck outa here
I was at the gym dying laughing, I literally had to take a knee. I probably looked like a psychopath, sweating and laughing like a villain.
I have specific compliments for Chris: 39:35 “why are you in the Ukraine dahling” *zing* that’s one of the funniest act-outs from a standup comic I’ve ever seen. He did that like a Goddamned screenplay. The characters stayed true to themselves as the situation deteriorated around them. I was CRYING laughing. And who caught that when she finally got some background suckjob music was “pimp on a blimp?!?”
“Don’t those hush puppies look nice in that shirt 😂😂😂😭😭😭”
Chris thanks for helping me get through some harder times! Life is what we make! Rip on Papa Delia!
"Do unto me, as you know about my history and you know I want to be done to." 🤣🤣
The drunk mom Uber-ing to Urkraine w "Vladimir" was SO dam good! I was HOWLING in my car 🤣🤣🤣
Omgosh Chris I am totally 💀 to the “I am a pimp on a blimp” it is definitely the #1 worst rhyme, but totally hilarious. 33:58💀🤣
26:50 lmaoo "they worked a coke reference into a nationally televised fast-food commercial."
Damn.. Johny-picks-up-the-poop 😂
Imagine every time he goes to a city council meeting he can only rap whatever he wants to say 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The instagram shout-out at the end killed me 🤣🤣
That hop is so gangsta! Every comic should do that at the end of their set! LMAO!
I just watched eyes wide shut because of this. Masterpiece…
Man, it's cool that your regular experiences are colorful enough to relay them in such an entertaining way. What do I know I'm a wop from NJ. Nice work
Also... The mission impossible bit, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. dunno why I found that so funny but I did
Golden Rule: "Do unto me as you know about my history and you think I want to be done to".. Print these shirts d'elia
The Gacy bit"...lets check his crawl-spaces...!' Luv you Chris!
When 50 minutes feels like 5 minutes and the depression kicks right back in. HahahahjjhhabNKJHVakHavsg!
Do you listen to Tim Dillon? I just started watching Rick Glassman. Totally different kind of comedy, but great.
@@mommawiens1269 Yip and besides I think one old podcast with Yannis Pappas, I've already completed all Tim Dillon.
I guess I'll give Glassman a try. Don't have much else. Thanks.
One of the best episodes I seen Chris thanks! 🎉 I’m saving this one
This podcast is gold. The drunk girl Ukrainian part was hilarious.
Waiting on that Chris delia reaction to the Oscar’s lmao
His love for David Lynch makes me love him even more 🤘
*NEW GOLDEN RULE*
“do unto me as you know about my history and you think i wanna be done to”
Doctor disrespect episode
🕶
You know damn well when it’s Thursday s’gonna be a good day babies 🤟
Can't wait for D'elia's take on the slap heard around the world!
It's gonna be funny I bet
The New Golden Rule had me dying
“Treat others how they want to be treated”
Thats the platinum rule
Can't connect to the Sonos.. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣. I died during that bit.
Thought going solo on a podcast would be a weird dynamic but this was hilarious. I personally call this kind of humour ‘no wait, bullshit’.
This podcast is definitely therapy for Chris. I mean Jesus, this guy.
@@jeffreycarr86 why’d ya stop watching? Genuinely curious
It’s therapy for all of the babies.
This fuckin guy...
@@DaxSports1 You're right.
Chris now you should go do a Arby's food review
Chris: you know ?
Us: you said nothing
😂
Well thanks Chris I pissed on my floor from laughing when you said I can't connect to your sonos. Sweet
You know the old saying: Don’t give a stranger $80,000 and then $20,000 more.
Was a beautiful day out driving with the windows down listening to me favorite podcast and bam “ if you like getting booted in the nuts”
THE COUNSELMAN.....I HAVE
.LEFT..DEPARTED EARTH BY WORLD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✋🏾
Best episode yet. Don’t know how but you keep raising the bar. Laughed so hard.
Always wondered why sea turtles get live for over a hundred years and dogs barely get a decade :/
Sooo Russian
Cuz we didn't breed sea turtles into oblivion
😂😂😂 "I just found out about Coldplay "
Hilarious episode as usual bro hahah. That whole Pusha T shit killed me man. 👏
The shitty hands story! I damn near laughed to death 😂🤣
Play at 0.75 speed lmao! Chris is fuckin' on one in this episode, he really is Firing At All Syllables!
Love this Episode! Great podcast Chris 👏🏼 always love when you talk about being a dad!
I don't know why but I thought that those watches were a photo super imposed over the video. So when he started grabbing things off the table it freaked me out for a second LMAO
The “banana” sticking to the rug😂
I watch for the moments where Chris spits a bar and applauds himself
I'm just glad he's not charging me on patreon for his podcasts. Here's to you Chris, salute.
dude i think the last threw mission impossible are about how he's actually being played the whole time lol
The Tesla was the Pimp on a Blimp guy otw home 🏡 🤣 🤣 🤣
Ahhhhh no freeze frame slow mo shot at the beginning?!?🤭 chrissssss! I’m still here for it!
My ribs hurt I laughed 😅 so much
I was just crying laughing this entire episode. D’Elia cannot stop with the bangers
Callen is opening for that preacher next weekend!
Always coming in the clutch when I need ya most Chris! 🤙🏻 also, okayyyy ads are back back babiesss for realsssss! 😎
“i love the color of that car” 😭😂
Chris "Jonny stays up later than you" D'Elia
@JP Archer wow dude that's hilarious 😆
Thanks bro 😁
This is your best work yet amazing from start to finish 😂😂😂😂
LMFAOOO "YOU DONT REALLY SEEM SURE"🤣🤣🤣
Best podcast in a long time and this was free!! Chris your the best dude. Non stop from story to story, funny as hell.
Mission Impossible: "By the way they made nine... it's not really that impossible anymore" lol
Yyyyyyyyesssssssss love a Thursday Congrats drop!!!! Day = Made!
Friends? 👀
Hi friend ✌️
Hi friends
@@HayesR.J. hiiiii 👋👋👋
@@JPalm36 hey friend 👋👋👋👋
Hi Tara I charge 350 an hour for basic friendship, laughing uproariously is 150 and crying is 300 extra
"Hrrrm, i wonder why i have so much anxiety?" He said while filling his brain with the most heinous death and destruction he could find. 🤷
It’s called the platinum rule-do unto others as they would have done unto them! Wise Chris. 🧙
"I'm out of here, social media is so toxic.."
"Yeah dude....dogs can't be immortal."
No matter how much s*t you got on your hands… you gotta keep moving!!!
Ad reads again? Extra paper, scoop that up! We're back baby!
Got an original grain watch 5 years ago and I love it. Glad there sponsoring one of my fav podcasts now
I had Arbys for lunch because of this episode.
Call it congargalations again😂 just rewatched that episode.
Preacher dances like Terrence & Phillip on South Park.
Imagine a lil witch giggle from the back of the room