Lost it at the Rona Chingy meme 😂 I instantly thought “Chingy? What an outdated rapper” and of course Chris went in on him. Time to get my tickets for Irvine!
I live in Las Vegas, I’m taking this class to get my bartenders card to work on the strip. And in the class of 20 people, I found another Congratulations fan!!! YYyyyeessss!
I won’t argue that. It gives me the amount of life that’s somewhere in between you and the other guy that said it gives him life. sometimes y’ gotta go medium y’ know
New DAD Chris>shell of a man that he used to be. Hey Chris..you sharing your therapy and your coping with anxiety is helping us babies go through it too. Bless you man. And to all the haters..DONT PUSH ME DUDE
I wonder if Chris realizes how funny is his every reaction one after another as there is no audience in the room to give back the instant laughter. This shit is hilarious…
Damn, extremely sorry to hear that pal... May that person rest in utter peace and tranquillity 🙏 And please remember you won't be separated from that person forever. One day we'll all go back to that eternal infinite silence, the awareness behind the awareness. The place where we'll all meet. So you can mourn now to your heart's content but keep that in mind 🙏
*movie announcer voice*: “From the makers of ‘A woman in a small town with a flannel on’, comes…” Omg I started HOWLING in my cubical at work, definitely got some looks. Funniest thing I’ve heard all month, knew exactly what he was describing 😂
Hahah .. When I started listening to Congratulations at work in 2019 and would play episodes back-to-back to catch up, I would end up laughing so hard for so long that people far away from me on this farm would actually start to get offended and bummed out, because I was genuwinely so happy for the first time in ages and I guess that's not allowed.
Cool, but not being able to contain your laughter and spitting your drink when you find something personally funny is annoying as shit. Hey guy, just chuckle to yourself... Nothing worse than the guy in the back, "HA HA HA, HEY GUYS CAN YOU TELL IM WATCHING A PODCAST? HA HA OMG SO FUNNY DONT MIND ME GUYS JUST OVER HERE CRYIN IM SO WEIRD", meanwhile there's another dude listening to the same podcast who goes, "ha, nice" as to not draw attention to themselves
@@yesdude3914 What's really annoying is guys acting like they're too cool to laugh. Way to go tuff guy! Who listens to Congratulations with no intention of laughing anyway? Chris: Tells gut splitting funny jokes True babies: 😂😂😂😂😂 This tuff guy: "Ha... nice 😐" Ur so full of crap dude
Chris has to know he's the most talented on his whole crew, some of those guys try to be him so hard! I chuckle on those other podcasts, Delia is LOL funny often. Keep stackin!
@@SupergoodStudios Surely it annoys you that Brendan copies everything you do. That chubby lil hamster needs to take those cupcakes out of his mouth, I’m skipping EVERYTHING he says on the new KATSATW Pod ✋🏼
Watching Chris go from making fun of AnnaLynn McCord and her poem to emotionally reflecting on his experience and relating to how she will feel in that moment is sss' 2022 Chris duuuuddeee
I also wonder if he saw the headlines of her childhood trauma when he googled "AnnaLynn McCord children". That could switch up the vibe and remind him that she is a person who has gone through shit, and is getting shitted on currently. He seems to be much more reflective than he used to. I like the growth!
My brother and I have been repeating that Tim Curry line from Congo since the preview came out. 😂 Dude that's hilarious that you brought this up. "The same hieroglyphics over and over again, they say- we- are- watching you." 😂
John Demsey's instagram post may have ruined his life, but it inadvertently led to Chris signing "Pony" and me finding out what the true lyrics are 😆 So thank you John Demsey 🤙🏻 Top 10 episode 💯
I've never laughed harder than when Rick Ross Jumped off a Miami bridge into the water and swam into a boat while evading police in one of his music videos.
Dude. This episode was so freaking funny my cheeks were hurting from laughing so hard. Chris: when i found out he sang "Im horny" I WASNT CHRIS DELIA ANYMORE" 😂😂😂😭
@@enriquerico600 it truly is a very (VERY) small world. And the older you grow the more you realize it! Things in our life seem so big from human perspective but from a broader view you begin to see the way things really move.
Sincerely you've been getting me thru a rough patch in my life Chris , you bring me Joy to my life even if it's just for length of your Podcast. Thanks .❤
Chris!!! I've been listening to you for years. Recently I've been living out of my car and working all over the country in NZ. It's scary and weird as fuuuck, n the world is particularly weird rn, but whenever I be fondling apples or cherries in a far away land, all on my lonely, I have your pods downloaded and I feel grounded and happy as sheeet. Thanks for being the cult leader all your babies need. Love you brah
Chingy was meant to have a show recently in a rural town in Australia called Wagga Wagga. Tickets were $12 each. Not enough tickets were sold so he cancelled. True story
Missed connections: Met you in the comments, you said you were Chris Delia's BIGGEST fan. I showed you my "merch". You or pretty much anyone else want to "make friends in the comments"? No unsolicited offers.
Rick Ross didn't realize the real cost of cutting down those giant oak trees is the removal of them afterwards 🤣🤣🤣 imagine he just left them lying there. They would then take up 100 times more space then they did before lol.
Dude, I'm laughing my face off while im working in the office...i'm laughing quietly and i'm in tears. I lost it at the Rick Ross and Chingy bit, good grief
Please keep the Rick Ross updates goin! Lovin it! I've had my moments in life, but at least I didn't guy a cow.. Thanks for the laughs, your bits keep me goin lmao!!
🤫 SECRET new merch dropping today 👉 store.chrisdelia.com
Bring back TMP
Omg yes
Krazy
Hey Chris, you rackin in so many BAGS that youre storing them under your eyes now? lol
Yesssss. Got the hoodie and the tee.
"Don't give him 20 grand after you just gave him 80 grand"
"You know that old saying" 😂😂😂
LOL
Hahaha
Absolutely, brings tears to my eyes. My great grandma had that saying tattooed on her forehead. Good Ol salt of the earth advice.
Bro I died
Lost it at the Rona Chingy meme 😂
I instantly thought “Chingy? What an outdated rapper” and of course Chris went in on him. Time to get my tickets for Irvine!
You’re in Irvine? Maybe you could come hang out with Chris at his hotel
Rick Ross is absolutely speaking to us. He wants to know if there’s room in the log cabin.
hey im from santa cruz, are you close? lets chill
He's cutting down the trees to make more room in the cabin.
Should he be let in the cabin? We should welcome him IMO.
I wanna see Chris and 50 cent both roast Rick ross
He needs to make some comment friends he’s s’lonely dude
I live in Las Vegas, I’m taking this class to get my bartenders card to work on the strip. And in the class of 20 people, I found another Congratulations fan!!! YYyyyeessss!
This show gives me more life than that other guy in the comments that said this show gives him life 👽🛸🖖
🤣🔥
@@VegoHarrisTV lmao how’d you see this?!
I won’t argue that. It gives me the amount of life that’s somewhere in between you and the other guy that said it gives him life. sometimes y’ gotta go medium y’ know
@@AlienBaebies he was making friends in the comments lol
Nah dude. Me more.
Chris I was in Kyiv when the airstrikes began. I had to flee to Poland. It was a rough experience and your comedy helped keep me together. Thanks man!
New DAD Chris>shell of a man that he used to be. Hey Chris..you sharing your therapy and your coping with anxiety is helping us babies go through it too. Bless you man. And to all the haters..DONT PUSH ME DUDE
@1Step_TOOfar 😆
@1Step_TOOfar you mess with the bean, you mess with the burrito.
So important
And you're a crazy person
I wonder if Chris realizes how funny is his every reaction one after another as there is no audience in the room to give back the instant laughter. This shit is hilarious…
the production guys laugh and it makes chris laugh harder
Thanks for the brain aneurysm
Lost someone I really love, this helps a lot even in the slightest trying to be calm and not rip my house apart thanks congratulations life rips
Sorry for your loss
💞
I’m sorry for your loss.
Damn, extremely sorry to hear that pal... May that person rest in utter peace and tranquillity 🙏 And please remember you won't be separated from that person forever. One day we'll all go back to that eternal infinite silence, the awareness behind the awareness. The place where we'll all meet. So you can mourn now to your heart's content but keep that in mind 🙏
Keep being a strong guy Lonnie. Sorry for your loss. Bless you!
Find someone who feels you like Chris feels himself
Hey, I’m from Orange County. Are you close?
@@rueknee9257 bro what?
@@rueknee9257 nevermind i just finished the video
Accurate
Estee Lauder bit was straight 🔥
*movie announcer voice*: “From the makers of ‘A woman in a small town with a flannel on’, comes…”
Omg I started HOWLING in my cubical at work, definitely got some looks. Funniest thing I’ve heard all month, knew exactly what he was describing 😂
LMAO
what was he describing?
@@coughtreybdk8662 Justice League
Mare of Eastown on HBO 🤣🤣🤣
@@susannacervantes5674 mare??😆
Really is one of if not the best Congratulations episode of all time 💯 Rippin and roaring AND firing on all syllables 🤣
seeing the notification of the podcast being uploaded actually makes my whole day
My face hurts from laughing. Guy in the car next to me at the lights was smiling at me laughing. Good vibes all round hahaha
that pony rendition had me rolling😂
Maybe I biased but even when Chris goes on his friends’ podcasts he is still the funniest one
Man, this might be the greatest episode of all time! I've been crying this whole hour 😂 my coworkers prolly think something is wrong with me lol
Hahah .. When I started listening to Congratulations at work in 2019 and would play episodes back-to-back to catch up, I would end up laughing so hard for so long that people far away from me on this farm would actually start to get offended and bummed out, because I was genuwinely so happy for the first time in ages and I guess that's not allowed.
Cool, but not being able to contain your laughter and spitting your drink when you find something personally funny is annoying as shit. Hey guy, just chuckle to yourself... Nothing worse than the guy in the back, "HA HA HA, HEY GUYS CAN YOU TELL IM WATCHING A PODCAST? HA HA OMG SO FUNNY DONT MIND ME GUYS JUST OVER HERE CRYIN IM SO WEIRD", meanwhile there's another dude listening to the same podcast who goes, "ha, nice" as to not draw attention to themselves
@@yesdude3914 What's really annoying is guys acting like they're too cool to laugh. Way to go tuff guy! Who listens to Congratulations with no intention of laughing anyway?
Chris: Tells gut splitting funny jokes
True babies: 😂😂😂😂😂
This tuff guy: "Ha... nice 😐"
Ur so full of crap dude
@@ETAisNOW same!!!🤣🤣🤣
Chris has to know he's the most talented on his whole crew, some of those guys try to be him so hard! I chuckle on those other podcasts, Delia is LOL funny often. Keep stackin!
Lmao heyyyyyyyy come on.
@@SupergoodStudios sup chris can i have a thousand dollars
@@dfhdf4214 dfhdf stacking racks
@@SupergoodStudios Surely it annoys you that Brendan copies everything you do. That chubby lil hamster needs to take those cupcakes out of his mouth, I’m skipping EVERYTHING he says on the new KATSATW Pod ✋🏼
@@Gen7486 😂
Watching Rick Ross run towards the camera with a chainsaw was one of the most frighting things I've seen.
hi im from mexico
The good thing about Amy Schumer hosting the Oscars is that you might hear her tell one of your jokes Chris.
Best comment!
Oh fuck, that was so flame it made my phone hot. Or maybe my battery is about to explode 🤷🏻♂️🤣🤣🤣
This is one of the most hilarious episodes yet. Everyone at the office is wondering how im laughing so hard on a tuesday morning
Re watching this episode quite possibly saved my life today. True story
Watching Chris go from making fun of AnnaLynn McCord and her poem to emotionally reflecting on his experience and relating to how she will feel in that moment is sss' 2022 Chris duuuuddeee
I also wonder if he saw the headlines of her childhood trauma when he googled "AnnaLynn McCord children". That could switch up the vibe and remind him that she is a person who has gone through shit, and is getting shitted on currently. He seems to be much more reflective than he used to. I like the growth!
We’re growing babies 😭😭
35:48 “Imagine being CHIIIINGGYYYYYYY!!!!”
Dude Chris is the fuckin best.
That had me cracking up 😂
When Right-Chris makes an appearance before even hit the 10 minute mark. You know it's going to be a good episode
timestamp? didnt catch it
@@megafauna1512 before the 10 minutes mark
@@megafauna1512 I think he just briefly says "pushing me to the right"
Would love a full album of Chris singing and doing instruments vocally.
Man I love this pod 😂😂 thanks for the laughs, Chris
Hey do you want to grab some Red Robin?
@@tomdungley1214 I could always go for some burgers 😎
the look he gives when she says “im sorry i was not your mother” i paused it before he even said anything and was in stitches
Same 😂
I wish I could make myself laugh as much as Chris makes himself laugh. Haha there is somethin so pure about that shit.
Imagine being CHHHIINGGYYYYY!
I absolutely lost it 😂
That pony song bit-I laughed so hard I almost fainted.
the off-the-rail-ness was un….real dude. couldn’t stop laughin. loved this one 🤘🏼
When chris does the humble brag clap, I do it too.
for real man, I'm struggling so hard these days but you always fucking cheer me up. Life rips!
Dude I cannot get enough of these podcasts - got me over here almost choking to death on my food from laughing.
YUP! genuwine bit nearly took me out
@39:10 😂 beeyup beeyup beeyup bom bom bom bommmp! 😂
My brother and I have been repeating that Tim Curry line from Congo since the preview came out. 😂 Dude that's hilarious that you brought this up. "The same hieroglyphics over and over again, they say- we- are- watching you." 😂
John Demsey's instagram post may have ruined his life, but it inadvertently led to Chris signing "Pony" and me finding out what the true lyrics are 😆 So thank you John Demsey 🤙🏻 Top 10 episode 💯
The positives 😂
The best episode ever - laughing so hard I cried and broke a sweat. Best pod ever.
Him singing my pony had me crying laughing. Definitely top 3 funniest moments on this podcast
I've never laughed harder than when Rick Ross Jumped off a Miami bridge into the water and swam into a boat while evading police in one of his music videos.
" How many of y'all got the Rona out thurrr " ........ *Elephant Noises*
Dude. This episode was so freaking funny my cheeks were hurting from laughing so hard.
Chris: when i found out he sang "Im horny" I WASNT CHRIS DELIA ANYMORE" 😂😂😂😭
“IMAGINE BEING CHIIIINGYYYY!!!” Lmfao that absolutely took me out. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
They keep pushing my boy to the right
@Carolyn Talbot lucrative grift? Lmao.. being canceled? That's got to be the dumbest comment I've ever read
Bruh. My favorite food RUclipsr commenting on my favorite comedian’s video. What is life.
Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf won't work with him.
Miss you in the Tim comments
@@enriquerico600 it truly is a very (VERY) small world. And the older you grow the more you realize it! Things in our life seem so big from human perspective but from a broader view you begin to see the way things really move.
Sincerely you've been getting me thru a rough patch in my life Chris , you bring me Joy to my life even if it's just for length of your Podcast. Thanks .❤
D’Elia is a savage !!! Love this guy, thank you KAT for introducing me to this Friggin GEM,, dude goes hard on Ross 😂
I cried laughing for almost all of this podcast. So effortlessly funny! I can't.😭 with the Estee Lauder guy story.
I haven’t bought a single piece of Chris Merch but I am GETTING that hat. WEREMOVINUP!!!!
Hahahahaha 😂😂
Its always Timbaland that does those beats tho. Spot on 🤣😂😂
That Rick Ross impression is some funny ass shit🤣laugh everytime🤙
Rick Ross cutting trees down for the log cabin
I need "firing on all syllables" merch!!! That would make life rip harder!
The fucking rhyming… I’m cryinggggg
Imagine being in a war versus someone who’s last name is pootin lmao
hey im from santa cruz, are you close? lets chill
@@Niekomojo I live up north in Maine. If I was, I definitely would!
*versus. A verse is poetry or a song.
@@Niekomojo contender for missed connections
Imagine living in Russia or Ukraine right now.
@35:50 "IMAGINE BEEING CHIINNNGGYYYYYYY" 💀💀💀
It's 10pm here in Australia and fam is asleep but I laughed HARD, Dude!🤣
This show gives me life
Wow dude your life don’t rips
@@dheck8887 my life consistently rips
@@dheck8887 no dude his life rips to the absolute fullest.
Life rips simply just means life fucking sucks sometimes and sometimes it is fucking awesome. Basically life is what you make it. Life stays rippin
Chris!!! I've been listening to you for years. Recently I've been living out of my car and working all over the country in NZ. It's scary and weird as fuuuck, n the world is particularly weird rn, but whenever I be fondling apples or cherries in a far away land, all on my lonely, I have your pods downloaded and I feel grounded and happy as sheeet. Thanks for being the cult leader all your babies need. Love you brah
Chingy was meant to have a show recently in a rural town in Australia called Wagga Wagga. Tickets were $12 each. Not enough tickets were sold so he cancelled. True story
Goddamn that is sad.
oh holy shit that trailer for the movie with the voice over being the EXACT same pitch and tone as your impression sent me into orbit... i DIEDDDDDDDD
Missed connections:
Met you in the comments, you said you were Chris Delia's BIGGEST fan. I showed you my "merch".
You or pretty much anyone else want to "make friends in the comments"?
No unsolicited offers.
I rewatch this episode every month. Gets me every time
Chris. Nobody makes me laugh as hard as you do. Man, this podcast is the exact remedy to all of the crazy shit going on right now.
The "Stuttersville" bit gave me a long overdue laugh. Bless you, Chris.
In the gym every time this drops eyesss. Chris apologizing to strong guys while we’re THANK’N HIM. Uh Oh Johnny READSYAMINDS back!
“Thanks for keeping it close” *in Genuine voice..
Oi I fell the F out 😂😂😂
Damn Chris, you were really firing on all syllables this episode.
“I like the way you move it right hurr….right thurr? Wherever. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo Chris, we wanna binge your shows, not wait once a week like back in the 90's. Cheers! (Life rips.)
Rick Ross didn't realize the real cost of cutting down those giant oak trees is the removal of them afterwards 🤣🤣🤣 imagine he just left them lying there. They would then take up 100 times more space then they did before lol.
Chris laughs at his own jokes more than anyone I've ever seen.
Ever heard of Brandon Shuab lol
Jimmy Fallon would like a word with you.
I could watch a whole hour of cuts of Chris just laughing hysterically. Make that a thing please.
The funniest part of this podcast is Chris believing the Ukrainian president is in the front line. DEBUNKED, MY BABY
Pony bit had me dying. I was cackling! So so dang good. So.glad you're back, Chris!
who wanna be friends?
Hi :)
@@TheSafarypearl NICE! where are you from?
Please please do merch of "I don't wanna watch it" 🤣
Lol that would be awesome 👌
Yes Chris this is the best episode!!! The Ching/Este Lauder/GenuWine but had tears rolling down my face. Amazing. My fave podcast.
@ 40:58 "Jews doing body rolls, yamakas flying off..." I FUCKING DIED! 🤣🤣🤣
"But it's a Drrrrrraaamaaa!!" is what i live by this weekend!!!!!!
Dude, I'm laughing my face off while im working in the office...i'm laughing quietly and i'm in tears. I lost it at the Rick Ross and Chingy bit, good grief
The Genuwine Pony bit had me crying
Goddamn I was CRYING laughing at the exchange between Chingy and the valet. Holy shit, I really needed that.
I really like the hat! You should get another similar one that says Ooooooops for when you go on Brians podcast 🤣
Why was the tree guy impersonation so on point haha 😂
I cracked my screen from tapping so quickly and so fast dude. Just made my day
"about somebody who's obese but we pretend that they're healthy.. lmao love it
I never even thought of Albert Pujols like that lmao I’m dying
IMAGINE BEING CHINGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please keep the Rick Ross updates goin! Lovin it! I've had my moments in life, but at least I didn't guy a cow.. Thanks for the laughs, your bits keep me goin lmao!!
The best episode of the Congratulations podcast.. This one will be hard to top!
When Congo came out, my family and I took a trip to Palm Springs and decided to watch it in the theater. We were the only ones in the theater.
The babies need to unite in rewriting history. By this, I ofcourse mean 100% commitment to only referring to Chingy as Chili from this day forward.
The amount of times he goes to drink but doesn’t is ssssshilarious
This podcast keeps me firing on all syllables.
35:53 I screamed laughing until my gotdamn ribs hurt 🤣😂🤣🤣💀
Rick Ross running with the chainsaw had me dying at the Barnes.and Noble.
“He has to tell people that….what happened?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Pony beat got me laughing, my stomach hurts.
This absolutely was the best POD Cast of all time.