KASHMIR, DELHI & THE BJP | STAND-UP COMEDY BY DANIEL FERNANDES
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- This is a clip from a gig in Chandigarh where I talk to the crowd about recent political events in India.
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"The constitution protects me but Who's protecting the constitution" that's deep bro
Should this Pined sms
Supreme Court
Constitution does not need anyone else's protection... It's on the top
our BABA SAHEB and it doesnt need to be protected it is at hierarchy , So STFU MORON
@@himanshupal5593 fucking bjp
The sarcasm in Iyaad’s responses is amazing!
Or maybe he isn't.....Maybe it's TRUE!?
@@shubdeepsharma5274 you attended that show?
@@shubdeepsharma5274
Ever heard of stand up?
@@shubdeepsharma5274 thats the main consept behind this 😂😂
@@joysharma5304 ask a kashmiri, lyk me. I assure you, he was being sarcastic.
The subtitles for the BJP guy are orange.... well played Sir!
Aye lol , just noticed that 😂😂
Nice Observation dude
Hey I was going to say the exact thing man ...u stole my thunder
*Saffron
Bhains ki tatti isne ye comment pehle kr diya.😭
Being a kashmiri
I was shocked when he said i support bjp 😂😂🤣
Jai Kashmir
Me 2
Then he said "I'm not denying that"😅
@@faridabegum790 Alhamdulillah deep down we all have that Anti BJP sentiment
samne kya bhole farak nahi padta
bro couldve faced problems
sahi kia bai ne
@@simramalik4833 bro is smart enough to not get into a trouble
bro is a diplomat😂😂
@@archertroop5784 our new default survivor mode turns on in such situations 😅
Varun Grover :phele kamra pitega
Now: ab Daniel pitega😂
Sahi bola
Sahi bhai👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kunal kamra be like : hum bhi Pele gye tum bhi Pele jaaoge 😂
Sath me todenge.. agar isne or mandiro k bare me jock kiye to.
I am kashmiri and I admire how iyaad sarcastically handled the questions ! Fan of the guy
Bhai fan ban gaya iska
Scripted h....
@@sushilnair2469 yaa
Like, which gf gift tihar jail book to her bf...
@MD Zeya Habib so you want to tell me that the girl gifted him that book so he gets inspiration., so may be he is an IAS aspirant, ok..
Bt still it is still staged bro
1.he asked guy his name but he knows the name of girl, how? Yu can tell that may be it is edited where he asked her name.. ok
2.which stand up comedian gives his political opinions in the name of stand up comedy
3.he is getting all answers what he wanted like first he got a guy from Kashmir who is telling he supports BJP just out of fear n in his second line itself he is giving hint on how oppressed he is to tell that he supports BJP..
Like if he really has been oppressed he would have been sticked to his statement that ,he supports BJP..
N he also got a guy who is telling that he supports BJP but agreeing on almost everything with that comedian..
N final thing is, even a kid can tell this just a anti bjp propoganda video in the name of stand up comedy...
I think that Iyaad deserves some confidentiality. I’m lowkey scared for him. Someone look out for the man.
Lol
@slow poke nope he is smart and he knows majority against bjp are only in that laughter club. Once he steps outside the club the scene will be different. Hence he don't want to be in trouble. That's why he said he support bjp and his parents advices him to go with the masses. If they say 2002 is good just agree with them. If they say bjp is good agree with them to not to be labbeled as terrorist and gets killed.
And lastly when his gf gifted him tihar jail book. It's not a rocket science to understand about his political views.
@slow poke ofcourse it does otherwise he would be reading swarajya mag articles or poop india lol
@slow poke she said it was about tihad jail
@prateek wadhavkar. Don't worry. BJP is already looking out for him. ;)
Who came here after 2024 election??
I did 😂😂😂
Me
Me
😮
Is Rishabh still with the BJP?
Who thought we will see "It's okay guys BJP can't transfer a comedian" come to life, Munawar is still in jail right now....🥺
Bail mil gayi usko. Finally. I hope he is fine
@@aarusong16 he's fine 2 videos bhi aa gaye
Tu v ja Uske sath
bjp mc
watch king polo's videos and just stfu
Daniel, to other comedians, be like: Sit Down! I run this show.
Shout-out to "Pagal hae kya" guy
He is damn!🔥😂
Damn kya didi damn chutiya,damn good??Insta se angrezi shekha hai kya??What is this behaviour didi??
@@utkarshtripathi2755 I guess you're the guy from the video who got called out eh? No need to be salty about jackshit bruh. We don't care.🙌🏻
Ok didi.Sorry didi.
@@utkarshtripathi2755 kya bhaiya faltu m utarwa li 🤣🤣
I liked how the Bjp supporter's subtitles was in saffron.
😂
Yes,it is right when every Kashmiri goes outside Kashmir for studies,their respective parents will always tell you don't discuss anything on Kashmir Issue as I was told.As a Kashmiri ,my Indian friends are friends till I'm apolitical.
Khaan dezinakh😢
FLASH that "VICTIM CARD"
Indian friends??? Wtf
If u r from Kashmir then u r Indian my frnd. There's no need to pin point Indian frnds.
@@SAFFRONINFERNO I like how you mix up first-world liberal problems with problems of people living in a 3rd world nation with border disputes. I guess Kashmiris can't take about their condition. Kashmir is a battleground, who gives a fuck about the people living there? If they speak out, they must be flashing their "VICTIM CARD". Such attention-seeking morons!
That "Pagal hai kya?!" 😂🔥
Scared for Daniel's life because he is way too honest.
But his humor as usual is awesome and sardonic. No other comedian has guts to do something like this.
every comedian I against the government because it easy to do, varun grover said far bad things he is still alive because India is a democracy.
It's because the ecosystem of audience he is performing in, is full of those who are unaware of hard realities like Love Jihad, Demographic Jihad, Immigration Jihad and project Ghazwa-e-hind.
The day these audience understands that Secularism in India is nothing but Muslim appeasement, they would stop clapping for his one sided agenda shoved up in the form of comedy..
Aditya Jape 😂😂 Bro do you do stand up as well? Nice one. India is a democracy 😁😁😁😁 got me there.
@@sherlock5141
Ankit Sharma was killed, Kamlesh Tiwari was killed, Ratan Lal was killed.
But not a single "comedian" has been touched yet.
It's clear which kind of people are facing more risks & danger in this country.
@@AdityaJape you forgot about gauri lankesh bro! Uske baad se kaafi change aaya hai intellectual citizens main .! Aur bhai democracy toh unnao ki rape vitcim ko bhi nhi bacha paayi!
This guy is pretty edgy and brutal, hate the fact that is so underrated but then if he was very popular he wouldn't have done this kind of direct stuff unless he is not kunal kamra
Bruh this guy is far better, popular and experienced than kunal kamra, dont use youtube subs as a measure.
He is not underrated, he is not a sellout, just that.
@@TheChillOpinion im not comparing them but now after all the controversies kamra is well recognized but still he directly jokes about bjp by taking names you won't see someone like zakir or abhishek or any other viral comedian doing direct jokes about them
Unless he is.. Not "unless he is not"
@Simplicity Gaming ky ?
I'm actually scared for him at this point 😂
What exactly are you afraid of, about him? What do you think will happen? Just being curious 🤔
Victim khelna usko aata hai hi pehle se par ab ye leftists bhi sikhayenge. Daro nahi par dare hue hai ye jarur bolo
Overthinking leads to hypertension🙏
Darna bhi chaiye . 🙏🏻
Sesh ei comdian suddenly we'll hear someone from peaceful gang from his show will blast him
I like how the subtitles changed to orange from yellow 😂
I love Daniel's gig, I have loved each one of these. Its always sarcastic and hits hard.
and while i love this one for its comedic value, every time he turned the BJP's guy's statement into something negative, it became uncomfortable, pretty sure that guy went out of the show not having a lot fun.
Now i am no fan of BJP and their style of governance and it doesn't look like Daniel is either but there are millions who support and work for that party and not all of them are evil or stupid or brainwashed. And I don't think publicly targeting a guy for his choice(the reason we have no clue of) will make any difference, on contrary it will make him feel more isolated.
If you want to understand why people don't think the same way as you (which in your mind is right and obvious), you have a dialogue, discuss and figure it out and maybe put your perspective. And if they concur , you have one more person who can see, what they were not able to see before and in the process you might learn something as well from their perspective.
Politicians have agendas, common people generally have emotions or insecurities or anxiety or fear.
Those are my thoughts thought.
Daniel is a coolie of Salman khan
Dialogue cannot happen in abusive relationships
That Saffron "YEAH" though 😂😂😂😂😂
The Constitution protects you was the best joke... I am still laughing 😂😂😂😂
Abhi tak has raha hai ki gaand fat gya or marr gya ?? 🤣🤣
@@ankitchoubey1836 🤣🤣🤣
Hindu extremists think Hindus did nothing wrong in delhi, and Muslims think protestors were peaceful in Bengal. And here I'm thinking dono galat he bc. 🤷🏽♂️
Haha exactly dude. The one thing religion and politics does is that it blur the logic and makes people think that their side is the only right side.
@@vishwaksenreddy448 Exactly.
Exactly! I wonder how can anyone totally support one side.. Its just that all the logic and rationalism follow what's in their heart!
Sahi soch rahe ho.
In bengal there were BJP guys found wearing skullcaps and pelting stones. Read this : thewire.in/communalism/murshidabad-bjp-lungi-skullcap
Although I agree there were other incidents as well, but this article clearly shows who wants riots.
Daniel you are a true human being with soul and compassion
9:19 at least there is some Indian army guy who talks about reality of Kashmir outside Kashmir. Respect for this guy.
It's a staged program you fool
@@SAFFRONINFERNO Just like Saffron party staged the hindu genocide so that they can play that card for elections.
@@rounakkhatua6679 "Staged" like in kashmir Pandit pogrom?
Mc
I'm a kashmiri and i'm telling iyaad had me in the first half, i'm not gonna lie.
How are things there.. you can tell me the exact opposite of whats really happening if you want to be discreet.
Please tell us brother how are you??
I can tell you this. What media shows is complete shit. The problem is kashmir is the votebank for the politicians. I urge people to read about kashmir from a source other than indian media.
@Manu Singh I support BJP.
@Manu Singh tujh jaise hai asli keede chahe kasmir me ho ya delhi me
Yeah that line was true "Who's protecting the Constitution?" & that's saddening.
BTW love ur videos!
Who changed the constitution and added Socialist Secular in the preamble?
@@ratanesh1007 what was implicit is made explicit by adding those two. Read the constitution first don't just bark.
@@ratanesh1007 nobody is changing the constitution of India. the right word is AMENDment to the constitution of India provided under article 368.
@@CR-me2lt Changing certain parts of articles or adding extra lines in the constitution= Constitutional amendments. You're trying to school me while I am mugging up these amendments for exams. I am actually concerned about her adding socialist more than I am about adding Secular although both these words are harmful.
@@ratanesh1007 There is nothing wrong with the words. The meaning of the word stays the same even though fascist parties used it to promote themselves to people.
The thing which is wrong is the way it was amended.
That just really broke my heart when he said BJP is doing good work as his parents advised him so he can be safe. See how Kashmiris are scared of this shit that they can't speak. And at the same time who enjoy freedom of mainland said PAGAL HAI KYA. See the difference in freedom of the same country.
@@r.t.mishra7786 okay what were you doing during that time. What was BJP doing that time. What was RSS or VHP or Bajrangdal doing that time?
@@ritvik989 they are doing now and they were in power at that time
@@ritvik989 370 was abolished and vast settlements of kashmiri refugees in jammu are again assured to go to their own home
@@r.t.mishra7786 dude who are you kidding? Yourself or me. So now again I will say. Agreed there were no protest by BJP, VHP, RSS and Bajrang Dal as they were no in power however as they ran havoc in Gujrat and butchered many innocent they could have taken step to restore Kashmiri pundit in Kashmir also but anyway you don't have anything in Defense. Now what was BJP doing where they were in power before For example 1999. And also answering to your question that they are doing it now. And I am like where? Show me any credible source. Abolishing of 370 in August and still no Kashmiri pundit in Kashmir? I don't know who you are fooling.
@@r.t.mishra7786 Also there were lot of assurance was given by bigot BJP such as Demonization will bring black money nothing came out instead it pushed back development and million of people got unemployed in unroganized sector. Then brought GST, things got more costlier. And situation got so worse that government had to ask RBI money from treasure.
By the way that was also assurance.
Being a Kashmiri i likes 1 point 2:51 ...♥️
If Bjp was doing good work in Kashmir...
KISHMIRI'S WOULD HAVE BEEN TWEET ABOUT IT...
If u can not tweet..how are you watching youtube and commenting..?
ujjwal Sinha Haha, Internet was banned for more than 100 days, by the way we are watching RUclips on 2g Internet because the BJP is still scared af of Kashmiris having 4g Internet
@@Doodlecatto U still think BJP is scared of doing something inside country. The only reason for not restoring 4g is only to avoid a sudden chaos in kashmir, which would be more disastrous for Kashmiris not for the government....
@@Doodlecatto Moron Broadband is not banned in Kashmir
Don't keep on playing the internet card to prop up jihadi
Thu muuh me lele.
I was getting chills when he was making fun of that BJP guy I'll be like ye to Gaya ab pakka pitega
Iyaad : I support BJP .
Random guy : Pagal hain kya ?
Wo random guy chutiya h. Tu ku khush ho Raha h .
@@gajenderaswal7199 BC Mai bhi khu hu kyuki tu andhbhakt hai
@@earthgod-sun3842 chup be jamati ki aulad
Random guy: Me congress supporter hu aur me to chutiya hun that's why I just asked Pagal hai kya
@@sachinanbhule8955...shut it...bhula
People are concerned for Daniel, he'll be untouched because you require a special kind of intellect to understand his work✌🏼
Wo US jayega...
Tu kya soch rha tha🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Irony is Mr. Dolund trump is the name protecting him !
Like north indian can't read
( How Intellectual person )
😆😆😆😆
That BJP's Guy's Subtitles are also in ORANGE 😂😂
"BJP can't transfer a comedian."
Damn that low jab. LMAO 😂😂🤣
i didnt understand that one ??
@@harsh-bm4wx they transferred a judge (Justice S. Muralidhar) from Delhi High court to Punjab and Haryana High court.
@@smitmacwan You are a FOOL and victim of PRESSTITUTE MEDIA
The transfer order for the judge came far before.Go and do some research before posting crap
@@SAFFRONINFERNO Honorable Mr. Murlidhar Justice was transferred to P&H HC as soon as he passed some orders against the BJP Gov. I agree that the orders were passed 14 days beforeh but the timing of transfer just before he was about deliver the Delhi riot judgment was malicious.
@@arpitchaudhary2601 It will be malacious for KHAN MARKET FAKE NEWS MANUFACTURING SERVICES and their chelas
Nowadays comedians are telling real news and news channels are doing comedy
i am from kashmir & lots of respect to that guy who shouted "pagal h kya" 🤝😂😂
How many hours it has taken you to post this comment bro
@@sarthakkharkwal8044 he has still not replied so you can understand the seriousness of the situation
@@MynameisS_A just imagine how many will be killed if the ban will be taken up...also know who promote such internal terrorism that causes such bans
Guy: Are you a bjp supporter?
Crowd: boohoo.. Pagal he Kya??
And they say the nation is becoming intolerant.. WTF..
@@pa9673 he is christian
@Rohan D how logical n rational? Kashmir underemployed getting radicalised, Upon removal of 370 Schools are opened and employment has been provided. What about delhi? JNU, Jamia , delhi riot, violent anti caa movement on trump visit. Who is organising? Police brutality? Half delhi would have been burned if they wont intervene. No one co operates with police when they warn. No one following supreme courts order on clearing jams on delhi roads. And u all directly blaming Center. Tera ghar jalenge aur center ko gali denge. Tu kuch nahi kar sakta.
@@sumitk6800 No dude he is a Christian missionary who coverts you by telling you jokes. You shouldn't listen to him otherwise you will also become a rice bag. Keep your bhakti strong. Har har Modi. 😂😂😂😂😂
@@mr.dynamite2924 I'm desperate to call your comment sarcastic, can I?
@@everythingissalad2969 I'll give you a hint buddy. You see I am also a "rice bag". 🤭🤭🤭
"Bro, who's protecting the Constitution??" Truer words, never spoken.
Who? According to you
maybe the supreme court but i don't think our constitution is protected lol. Anytime now.
Rahul gandhi , communist party and owaisi
@@HairyBalls2896 cji of supreme court is a puppet go research
Bjp has taken over the pillars of democracy
"BJP can't transfer a comedian"😂😂
The ending was hilarious!!!!!!!
ROFL
its show business
But they still go on morning walks right
Last time someone left for a morning walk but never made it home!
Let me guess who did it.....
But he can End up in a ditch.
Best part his girlfriend gave him the book "Tihar jail"...3:35...love from kashmir
Rishab went from
We had fault
To
They had fault. 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
The guy who said pangal hai? Represents all of us.😂
No. Majority still support modi.
No, just a bunch of 'anti BJPs' who find humor in insulting a religion.
@@AdityaJape u mean the mainland populated areas? or the 45% vote share? U see our representation system is fucked up. It's unequal and allows the populated mainlanders to dominate. Long story short. People support modi and that's the problem.
@@trial6672 okay this is how minority must feel like.
Not all of us. I recently joined RSS😂😂.
"Who's protecting the constitution?" damn that hit hard.
What you want to say
@@karensharma9607 The constitution is meant to protect us and our rights. Safeguard what we dreamt of india to be at independence . But when the when the safety of the very thing that's supposed to protect you is threatened, it makes one stop and think.
You are correct bro this Caa protesters are destroying law and order
@@karensharma9607 Bulls-eye .. Bro ...
@@karensharma9607 when a law is passed which violates the spirit of the constitution, undermining Muslims to have a place in our country. There will be chaos. I'm not going to deny that there have been some unruly protesters though, those very very few people who caused violence. The act of a few taint many. You still can't overlook the lakhs of people who marched peacefully in places like Bengaluru.
Either the crowd was genuinely scared or was brain dead.
Coz those jokes were hilarious and had me rolling
This is Every Daniel fernandes Show ever! I rewind it And relisten the joke, was it funny to only me.. Or did I hear it wrong.. 😂
Not every one gets political jokes so easily...
Sometimes its hard to catch the reference and laugh at the same time ...
I was rolling on the floor after watching this! Then wondered why isn't the crowd laughing! Then it hit me like bus oh fear of deshdrohi syndrome!
neither of those two its because your sense of humor is too bad.
@@archanatripathi6616
And you are too mean
I bet you are not this mean in real life.
Ye standup comedy hai ya AAP ka marketing platform 😅
It always amazes me how people without having read history and understanding the concepts of political science, anthropology and law speak on such issues with so much confidence. Well I can understand, it takes time and effort to do that unlike standing in front of some fools and try to be smart.
Bjp can't transfer a comedian bruhh that's deeep 🤣
explain it to me please
@@franxew the Delhi high court judge who directed the police to register FIRs against BJP leaders for inflammatory statements was transferred to Punjab and haryana high court
Kamra: But they still try though:)
Because they need publicity and thts it!
@@franxew someone explained down below. Please answer.
I do have many concern with facts.
As that guy went.. "The constitution protects you". I cracked up so bad 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why?? It's the truth... Don't u agree
Zara lone? 🙄
@Ishan Kumawat agya na muh se hagne yahan
I genuinely believe that Rishabh is a good man and had good intentions, but soon realized what a mess he got himself into.
I so agree.
Mohamed Suhail Irfan Khazi
And thats the story of most voters of bjp from 2019
True..infact sane and sensible voices like him should remain in that party so that there is dissent within the party..
He was so sporting and sounded genuine. I am sure the young man is reevaluating his choices and make the best decision.
Staged hai bro...
Guide on How to become a stand-up comedian
1.Criticize Bjp
2.defame Hinduism
3. Use of abusive language is must
4. Hire some people who can work as Laughing bags for you at the back
5. Make sure that you laugh loud enough so that you can prentend the shit you've made is really funny to make people laugh plus It doesn't matter the joke you've made is funny or not
Woohoo! You've finished this course of how to become a clout chaser stand up comedian congrats !
How to become a stand up pm
1.critisize muslims
2.defame other religions
3.use abusive language
4.hire some dung bags like ya..
5.make sure to shout loud....even if it's illogical..jai shree ram
6.wow youre ready to become pm.😅😅😅😅😅😅 Or a dung head.
If somehow BJP is eradicated from the country, all of Indian comedians would be jobless.
They are jobless
They will roast INC then have forgotten rahul Gandhi jokes
"Pagal hai kya!!" -
Random guy from audience
I strongly related to that guy.
*A sentence that resonated with my inner core beliefs!!!*
That was savage🤣
Bechara apni jaan bachane ke liye bolraha hai.
Haa bhai video dekha🤦♂️
9:59
Bjp transfers Daniel to Tihar
Daniel : Am I a joke to you?
Last time I was this early India was a democracy
Get ready to recv gaalis
Sad
By "democracy" they mean Muslim appeasement politics
@@docno1117 so much for 1000 years ruling over the country :/
Iran is a best option for you😁😁
You Should get that "Tihar Jail" Book After This video.
Darna mana hai bhaii😂😂
He is so tolerant ..and say.."Pagal he kya.."
Wonder how he does the stand up with those heavy balls he got. Salute!
I missed this Fernandes!!!!
Good comeback to your form of Comedy 😉
Btw the BJP guy was pretty sober, or as we say in generic terminology too rational for somebody from BJP.
but infact sane and sensible voices like him should remain in that party so that there is dissent within the party..
It's a staged program
Loved the instant lines you came up with!!😂😂
Also the person with "pagal hai kya" stole the show🤌😂
The confession of Tahir Hussain should be printed in a scented high-quality A4 paper and home delivered in beautiful envelopes to all those cute people who declared Hindus to be responsible for Delhi Riots.
Absolutely sab bahar aa raha hai kon fascit hai ya nahi inn chamcho ki hypocrisy ki seema nahi hai
@@ironflash2291 true 👍
Lmao, abhi pata chala koi confession nahi hain. Yeh din mein 4 baar bhajpa sirf tum logo ka chhutiya katne, aur tumlog katwane baithe ho. 😂😂😂
The comment section of this video is a spicy content of its own.
10:10 Its sad and high time when you say "constitution" and the whole room collectively gives a sarcastic laugh.
True!
This, it was missing from past few shows and now you are back. Appreciated.
I hate all these standup comedians who come with an agenda. They don't have anything else.
This is a country where the party which has people's mandate and the majority of the people who thought to vote a particular party is mocked. And the minority says they believe in democracy. If they indeed believed in it, they would've respected people's mandate. But no.
While talking about Kashmir he never said a word about Kashmiri pandit.
pranay yadav Exactly like u when u talk about Kashmiri pandit, u don’t talk about other Kashmiris. He’s basically like u bruh
@@Doodlecatto I was just trying to expose his hypocrisy but you made me a culprit.😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Doodlecatto but he was pointing out what he missed. Why should he repeat what he said? He never disagreed with whatever he said.
Yeah, I mean, the argument on democracy isn't in because of BJP winning the elections. It's because BJP is playing around with basic human rights, and constitutional rights, while having zero respect for law and order.
Abhi false equivalence is a dangerously stupid premise to operate under.
Your perspectives are a balm to all who encounter it.. 🔥
He joined the hit list😆 after Kamra n Varun.
Obviously you don't discuss anything on kashmir after killing innocent pundits and orchestrating mass exodus.
BJP Liberal Bhakt: Constitution projecting you
Fernandez :Who's protecting the constitution
Who? Kashmiri? Tablighi jamat? PFI? SIMI?
@Black account 1 funny how a 6some religion following guy talks about other religions....even ur so called god used to steal girls clothes to see them naked
@Black account 1 jab gaand fatt ti h toh phir sab khudko athiest he kehte h.
Fernandez will piss in his pants if he comes out of his staged setup
He is just a lowlife rizebag
@@serjamielannister6030 u don know anything, still u bash other religion n ppl ...thats what ur god taught u..?
I fall in love in your wisdom of knowledge ... seriously i love that you speak truth
Amongst all the indian comedians, I find Danny's crowd work the best
Good stuff Daniel Fernandes! Loving the new format, died laughing!😂😁
I'm also a Kashmiri living in Bangalore !!! and this is F**king epic!!!
Iyaad was scared so he spoke intelligently
1:43 i love that guy XDXDXD
"Who's protecting the Constitution"
A very strong comeback from the last one...we want this type of Daniel only.
Ap Chronology Samjhiye
Pehle Gujrat
Ab Delhi
Fir Pura India
'AAP' chronology samajhiye
pehle 'Sabarmati Express '
ab Delhi
fir pura India.
*Incompetent police and BJP*
*Or should I say that they are doing this on purpose!!*
one thing is for sure, opposition is running on so called comedians shoulders. what a pity.
One of the best RUclips videos ever!
I still can't believe the whole bit was that spontaneous
You can form the strong opposition with kunal kamra
Daniel- Maarenge nahi BJP ki, Keh ke lenge😉
Anyway, I thanks BJP and it's BHAKTS for giving us content for entertainment.. 😝
Thank your maulvis for Halala without which you wouldn't probably be here in this world 😛
@@docno1117 hey dude, i saw ur opinion in many comments. Wanted to ask two simple questions.
1. Are Hindus really in danger?
( It seems like an irony saying as if white people are in danger in America) open to discuss.
2 are CAA and NRC really the desperate need of our country? If so, why?
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1) Are Hindus in danger?
Absolutely yes!
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2) Are NRC and CAA the desperate need of the country?
Absolutely yes!
There are about 2 crore Bangladeshi muslims in Bengal alone. The situation in Assam is even worse. This is not just a poverty driven human immigration. This is a planned demographic change by the Islamic forces. Kashmir was not converted from a Hindu-Buddhist land to a Islamic majority land in a few years. It took centuries. There is a pattern of Islamic spread. The pattern repeats itself everywhere. The Chinese govt is not that stupid to put restrictions on Islam. Slovakia banned Islam and mosques from some reason. They didn't ban any other religion, they did it to just one. Why? There is a reason. The same reason why the Buddhists of Myanmar and Srilanka are forced to reconsider their stand on Muslims. Watch what Western atheists like Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins have to say about Islam. Do your own research with an unbiased mind.
@@docno1117 how Mr.? Please give enough data and facts to support your statement. Real facts.
Mann you have guts to tell the truth on the public platform ...i am a kashmiri the person iyaad sitting infront of you is like the normal kashmiri because we are literally scared of the govt i cant really comment about what i want to say publically..you never know what will happen next to us ....and i cant say about bjp you know why 😔 but your vibe and your guts to say something against the powerful party ...shows your brave personality may allah bless you brother
You are awesome, Daniel! Huge crush on you now. 🤗🤗
Bro, watch yesterday's Lok Sabha proceedings, the Home Minister is appreciating the Police officers who led rioters. They're even blaming the HC Judge, for acting against the BJP people who instigated the rioters. The Gujarat model is in Delhi now. You can't expect anything from the govt. now. They're complicit. Kapil Mishra, Anurag Thakur, Pravesh etc will be protected like Maya Kodnani and Babu Bajrangi were. Doom is already here.
Bane hain ahl e hawas muddai bhi munsif bhi,
kise vakeel karen kis se munsifi chahen...
@@Trendytribe77 Yups.
Just like Babu Bajrangi, Maya Kodnani, DGP Vanjara were innocent and Sanjiv Bhatt is in jail for speaking up.
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I don't blame you for supporting them, you're an innocent sheep who is following the herd and the supposed sheepdog is taking your herd to the Wolf's den.
And in case of Delhi riots, it doesn't matter who is convicted when the perpetrators are literally investigating the crime.
The couplet has emphasized the very point I'm making. Search its meaning to get your 'woke' mind blown.
Waah!
Daniel, this is so smart man. Plus, you are smoking hot now😉😉
👀Blind followers are one who have been psychologically manipulated due to different media or their parent taught them to support someone particularly and blindly.
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and u blindly beleive that?
@@TopGvishal nowadays comedian makes more sense than politicians
That’s freaking awesome bro. Keep up the good work.
Great sarcasm ,wise & brilliant comedy 👏👏
Hey was there some comedy in it or u were venting out ur frustration 🙄
Satire and sarcasm....
Thought to give some tip, but, comedy u should start from scratch dude. All the best👍
i think you just failed to catch up on the jokes. and it is nice to see a comedian actually taking the risk to talk about actual issues happening. he is taking a huge risk, mad respect for him. and usually, if I don't like a stand-up comedy.....i usually close the video halfway through. just saying tho.
Ye wala bhi pitega.
I mean...it felt like bullying at times....
But the people he was interacting with seemed cool enough, so I don't see how that's supposed to hurt me or you sitting at home comfortably.
Besides, Daniel is a great comedian, he can be considered as the first wave of comedians in our stand up scenario, and probably the first guy to bring in political satire into his routines while all that the others had to talk about was trips to Goa, fights amongstcouples, and F.R.I.E.N.D.S.... he is most about political dark humour. Ofcourse, now that so many, so called comedians coming up only have political controversies to pick on as their content, this will seem as one in many...but this Guy had started it way before it was in fashion in our country.
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But to be honest with you, this routine seemed hollow to me as well...it lacked substance and was funny in very few places.
@@gj4672 Not risk. After kunal,grover,raina,munawar and many more it has become a smart way to subtly push their political ideology to apolitical youths coming for just some chill time.
And that's sad
@@satyamthassu1509 It was Kunal karma and Varun that converted me apolitical to think about it,
in 2018 I became a bhakt, 2019-20 a Neutral supporter of BJP and AAP, Shivsena,
2021:- Nehru was a great leader. and opposition should be strong.
10:00 that joke is just too witty 😂😂😂
I am waiting for the day when there will be a muslim girl and a hindu boy..... But you know what happened to Ankit Saxena.
This comedian is Chutiya or what maybe peaceful. Inke savke laude lagenge bhai eto baler comdian people are laughing for no reason maybe because they paid for tickets so they are consoling themselves
Chutiya's are those when someone raises an issue, they immediately go back to the victim's mood.
@@SalmanMoyeen IB officer Ankit sharma was stabbed 54 times, Dilbar Negi's hands and legs were chopped, Vivek was killed by driller,DCP Ratan sharma was hospitalised and many more.....The comedian is trying to generalise a terrorist attack on us. There is difference between raising an "issue" and spreading propaganda.
@@sudiptosengupta3028 Who is saying violence against anyone is alright??? When the victim belongs to some different categories, Justice always turns a blind eye. I mean they even discriminate their own people such as Dalit. Don't be a blind Bhakt.
Go and meet Kunal Khemu, Dutt Sahab, Leave them I know a so many Muslim Girls married to their Love (A Hindu, Sikh and Christian guy). You wanna see one example? Go to Raipur Chhattisgarh. There is a place called Pandri SabJi Market. You'll find a Muslim Woman handling Temple. Why? Bcos her Husband died due to medical problems and he was the priest. Just open your eyes from BJP and RSS propaganda and you'll Start realising the truth'.
respect that bjp volunteer guy. he handled the situation calmly. the sarcasm of kashmiri guy. and dark humor of daniel.
Irony in 2024 is that Risabh is from Chandigarh 😂😂
Did someone notice when the guy said he has joined as a volunteer and it appeared in saffron color as subtitles.
Exactly and that's the reason we can conclude that this Dany guy is biased against BJP.
That safron coloured subtitles for Rishabh 😂😂😂😂
That’s not saffron color. That’s orange colour. Kindly learn the difference b/w colors.
Who all thinks it was pre set up ? The guy in audience - Iyaad was part of the whole set up with Daniel to make it look like it is not pre planned jokes
Oh no no. This is what is wonderful about improvising(creating jokes on the spot), that we sometimes wonder was it all a set up.
Daniel is experienced and has worked very hard, to make it all look so smooth. Practiseeee is the key.
I agree with this rahul
Aadat Nahi hai hame acche comedians ki..
Did anyone notice when the guy say I'm bjp supporter then the subtitles colour change to orange😂😂😂😂😂😂
I am from Kashmir...and I think BJP is doing good here in Kashmir except that ban on 4g