Live shows pe aao! Dates and tickets below!!! Tickets: linktr.ee/officiallysane Hyderabad 29 Nov Bangalore 30 Nov Mangalore 1 Dec Goa 8 Dec Noida 13 Dec Delhi 14 Dec Gurgaon 15 Dec Mumbai (Lower Parel) 20 Dec Pune 21 Dec Mumbai (Khar) 23 Dec
1. India: Hinduism vs. Islam 2. Southeast Asia: Buddhism vs. Islam 3. Europe and Americas: Christianity vs. Islam 4. Middle East: Judaism vs. Islam 5. Iran: Zoroastrianism vs. Islam 6. India and Pakistan: Sikhism vs. Islam 7. India: Jainism vs. Islam 8. Middle East and Pakistan: Shia vs. Sunni Muslims 9. Japan: Shinto vs. Islam 10. China: Confucianism vs. Islam 11. South Korea: Korean Tribal Religion vs. Islam 12. Atheism vs. Islam (globally) 13. Africa: Traditional Religions vs. Islam 14. Philippines: Catholicism vs. Islam 15. Russia: Orthodox Christianity vs. Islam 16. Thailand: Buddhism vs. Islam 17. Myanmar: Buddhism vs. Islam 18. Indonesia: Hinduism vs. Islam 19. Malaysia: Buddhism vs. Islam 20. Sri Lanka: Buddhism vs. Islam 21. Turkey: Secularism vs. Islam 22. Egypt: Coptic Christianity vs. Islam 23. Nigeria: Christianity vs. Islam 24. Ethiopia: Orthodox Christianity vs. Islam 25. Kenya: Christianity vs. Islam 26. Tanzania: Christianity vs. Islam 27. Uganda: Christianity vs. Islam
The Quran does not say that the Earth is flat Instead of this it says in Allah's words that We have spread the Earth and it also mentions that the Earth is shaped like an egg (oval shape). Nowhere in the Quran does it say that the Earth is flat. This is just misinformation being spread about Islam. If there is any worthy opponent on news channel to bring them to prove this like Dr. Zakir Naik does. Then this issue doesn't even happen
Chapter 39, verse 2 The Arabic word yukawwiru means "rolling" or "wrap" and can be used to describe something being rolled over a spherical surface. This word is linguistically related to the Arabic word for ball.
@@sajalsaxena-c5h We don't beg Pakistani's attention like p@jeet does to Bisrail .We support Bisrail saar 💦 please continue your genc*de saar. G@y 2 gb ram
Even Muslims can't make religious jokes on Islam. This is the power of your community bro. Be proud 😈 (Edit: I shouldn't say Power, it's the fear ! You can't make jokes on your religion so you makes on others.)
@@vinaydhopeshwarkar4567 Protecting our Faith does not translate to Fragile Faith. Safeguarding one’s beliefs or values doesn't imply that those beliefs are weak or easily broken. Instead, it can signify strength, conviction, and the proactive care of what one holds dear.
How fragile are your belief that they cant stand someone's jokes and force you to kill people. The real power is ony when you dont have to exercise it@@zainali5917
We all are same nation and same behaviour if u want to make religious joke on hindu comes to Pakistan and when i want to make make jokes on islam will go to india@@vinaydhopeshwarkar4567
Salman ne mujhe as a actor pasand hai na host na as a person uske attitude se . Bas ek kaam ki vaja se pasand hai k logo ki kasam se bhot help krta h vo . Humare yaha k maid log sab unke bacho ki padhai salman k trust ki tarf se horhi hai
We need more Muslim comics like him to have better understanding of what our brother indians think of themselves and all of us indians..all without bias and prejudice
@@arfatansari6027 Then debate with them you so called real muslim and prove them wrong quranically or as per Quran. I know you can't because you are fake Muslim like Mohammad
I'm not a muslim, but by golly these comments! He is as Indian as I am. He has the right to his speech, he's a comedian after all. Please stop with this Hindu v Muslim BS. It's because of senseless people like those who make these remarks that our country is still so divided. Oof.
Brother, you're an intelligent comedian. Very well crafted jokes, it's not like ki jokes mar ke comedian has raha hai taki crowd bhi hasse. Wish to meet you someday.
Thank you for being objective in this comment section full of hindu vs muslim nonsense. Agree with you about this persons craft. His writing different aspects of the zietgiest while delivering the punch line. Transitions are really smooth.
People who are commenting that he used victim card or he brought his agenda are the reason he is funny, because according to their racist mentality , he can not even talk about the bullshit Hindutva crowd say and do or else he is using victim car. the level of hypocrisy is palpable.
3:30 It's true because Dubai and Saudi Arabia are Muslim countries but the most difficult to get visas for Pakistan and if they get visas, they still pay peanuts in salary to Pakistanis.
@mkzai Yes Dubai is a city. UAE has banned Pakistani visas citing concerns about terrorism. Meanwhile, Israel, a country accused of killing over 40,000 Palestinian women and children, offers visa- on arrival to its citizens. This discrepancy highlights the stark reality that wealth and power, not religion, often dictate international relation
Muslims on Bangladesh, Pakistan doesn't even let other religion's people talk on a platform like this. Bro you're literally living in heaven. Stop joking, it might look funny to you guys. But you're making some mulims more hatful abput other as if they are already not full of hatred.
Absolutely loved it. Finally someone addressed the chandraat debacle lol. What a great set! The subtitles with the Bhabha Atomic psrpspshpsh lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ Unko doosre option dekhne hi kyun pade ?? Babasaheb Dr Bhim Rao Ambedkar ji ne Hindu dharm chhoda hi kyon ??????? Why he had to convert from Hinduism at first place ? Why he burnt Manusmriti ????
@@Ecqlectiqc Kyun ki Hinduism ke Karm-kand me wo believe nahi karte the.. naahi wo Bramha Vishnu Mahesh ko Bhagwan nahi mante the.. so unhone Budhism apnaya... Aur Hinduism rigid nahi he... Jo chahe wo path(marg) choose kar sakte... Mujhe khood Hinduism ki Bali pratha pasand nahi... lekin me Hinduism ko criticize kar sakta...without any dar.. Ab mujhe bolo Ambedkar ji ex muslim hote... aur Islam ko criticize kar sakte... Nahiiiiii ... Isliye unhone Budhism choose kia
As a Hindu I hate another Hindu too, it's not about religion its about character, only wise people in the comment section will understand, others are allowed to criticize me I ll never change my mind
Really, aesi chiz jo unhone deki bhi ni uske liye millions of logo ki death😂 alg hi craze he bhai, Correct bola earth ko hi heaven bna do na , kya jrurat he 72 hooro ki , sharab ya dhudh ki nadiyon, jawaan ldko ki (context khud dhudho ab😁), wgera wgera Ye jo life mili he isi me bhaichare se rho lekin ni 😂😂
🗣🗣🗣"That was not funny Hindus are being tortured in Pakistan and Bangladesh.......", some things ever...(typo)EDIT:never get old even after u live it everyday😁😁
@Officiallysane, the moment I saw the thumbnail I wondered if the content wouldn't live up to the associated heightened expectations. But it did ! This was a nice set with Muslim jokes, political jokes and non political jokes ! You were naturally funny and charismatic, not to mention good looking. Keep going !
He is a smart ass trying to normalise everything thats been happening around by making a joke out of it. like people facing these issues are paranoid or something.
Hum Indians UK ja sakte hain, lekin uske liye kuch formalities aur rules follow karne padte hain. UK jaane ke liye sabse zaroori cheez hai visa, jo depend karta hai ki tum kis purpose ke liye jaa rahe ho: 1. Tourism/Visit Visa: Agar tum sirf ghoomne ya kisi se milne ja rahe ho, toh "Standard Visitor Visa" apply karna padta hai. Validity: Usually 6 months. Requirements: Bank balance proof. Accommodation details. Return ticket (proof ki tum wapas aaoge). 2. Study Visa: Agar tum UK mein padhai ke liye jaa rahe ho, toh "Student Visa (Tier 4)" apply karte ho. Requirements: Admission letter kisi UK university se. Financial proof (tuition fees aur living expenses ke liye). English proficiency test (IELTS, etc.). 3. Work Visa: Agar tum kaam ke liye jaa rahe ho, toh tumhe work visa chahiye. Requirements: Job offer kisi UK-based company se. Sponsorship certificate from employer. 4. Immigration Rules (Post-Brexit): UK ne apne immigration rules 2021 ke baad thode strict kar diye hain, lekin agar tum sab conditions fulfill karte ho, toh visa milna possible hai. Common Challenges: Visa denials ho sakte hain agar proper documents na ho. Financial proof aur background check strict hote hain. Agar tumhe sahi documents aur valid purpose ke saath apply karte ho, toh UK jaana bilkul possible hai. @@antima.nagendra
@hrc294 BC ab tere is ek comment ki wajah se dekhna padega breaking bad phirse....7win baar !!!!! also @officiallysane, it couldnt be more true...'crystal blue' set !!
At first I thought i would hate this guy but I became a fan after I watched the full video this guy does have balls to speak against the system. Love from Bangladesh. This guy is an absolute genius.
@nejad_ihsan haha those channels deliberately pick and cherry things and only add parts which are in their favour. alhamdulillah we don't have to argue and fall into discourses to prove our faith right. y'all do it because you don't trust your faith enough just like your figures😂
@@fatima.x11 Yeah, When all the prophets were giving Dawah, they didn't engage in any discourse nor argued with their people nor gave them proofs. They were inviting them to a blind faith. (Nauzubillah) Yes, we argue in favour of our beliefs and give evidences for it because I don't trust my faith. I'd have been a strong believer like the shiites If I blindly believed and didn't ask any questions. Nice logic there Yes, Those channels when engaging with shiites do cherry picking when refuting their arguments. Yes, refuting shiism with proofs = cherry picking. Another, praiseworthy logic Maybe I should begin with "haha" too if my belief was that strong, I didn't and it seems my belief isn't that strong. Our Figures are the prophets from Adam to Muhammad (Peace be upon all of them), The 3 righteous generations and all those who follow them in their righteousness.
@nejad_ihsan the prophets gave dawah to invite people to one true religion and on tawheed. they never uploaded videos on RUclips and attack the other muslim denomination. it's Holy Prophet saws who said that he's leaving behind Qur'an and his progeny for us to follow after him! oh but yeah for u umars sunnah matter more
@@Ecqlectiqc😂 Khush Ho Ya Dukhi Ho ? 😂 Ex Muslims Badh Rahe 😂 Tan Tan Se Juda Kyu Nahi Ho Raha Aaj Kal 😂 Kabhi Socha He 😂? Ex Muslims Ka Darr Badh Raha He 😂
@@jeeat0067 they are already doing it 😂 Nasa or isro me kaam krne wale kya alien he 😂, kbhi time nikal ke check krna nasa me kitne % indians(Hindus) se Hindus to hote he rational he proofs to boht he ye nasa isro wala to mene de bhi diya baki rational hone ko kon bolra he ek muslim😂 what a hypocrisy🤣 Jao jake quran smjho or socho kha sach me humanity se bhi upr islam he
Best way to tell Indian people that Muslims are nice people it is who you see news anchor talking shit about Muslims. Ye kis prakar ka brain wash jihad chalu kiya muslim ne.
👉"Kisi aadmi ke bura hone ke liye itna hi kafi hai ke wo apne Muslim bhai ko kamtar jane". 👉"Apne bhai se jagda na karo, na uska mazaq urao, na usse koi aesa wada karo jise tum pura na kar sako". 👉"Bahut zyada hasa mat karo kyuki zyada hasna dil ko murda kar deta hai". 👉"Bhali baat sikhana khamoshi se behtar hai aor khamoshi buri baat sikhane se behtar hai". (📚 Hadis)
Sahih Bukhari 3894 Hadith on Al-Ansar of Sahih Bukhari 3894 is about The Merits Of Al-Ansar as written by Imam Muhammad al-Bukhari. The original Hadith is written in Arabic and translated in English and Urdu. The chapter The Merits Of Al-Ansar has one hundred and seventy-three as total Hadith on this topic. Sahih Bukhari Hadith No. 3894 Chapter 64 The Merits Of Al-Ansar Book Sahih Bukhari Hadith No 3894 Baab Ansar Ke Munaqib ENGLISH ARABIC URDU Narrated Aisha: The Prophet engaged me when I was a girl of six (years). We went to Medina and stayed at the home of Bani-al-Harith bin Khazraj. Then I got ill and my hair fell down. Later on my hair grew (again) and my mother, Um Ruman, came to me while I was playing in a swing with some of my girl friends. She called me, and I went to her, not knowing what she wanted to do to me. She caught me by the hand and made me stand at the door of the house. I was breathless then, and when my breathing became Allright, she took some water and rubbed my face and head with it. Then she took me into the house. There in the house I saw some Ansari women who said, Best wishes and Allah's Blessing and a good luck. Then she entrusted me to them and they prepared me (for the marriage). Unexpectedly Allah's Apostle came to me in the forenoon and my mother handed me over to him, and at that time I was a girl of nine years of age.
@@phaltukatha Everyone is children of Adam and all are brothers and sisters. Islam believes in brotherhood. However, Muslims are brothers in Islam because each Prophet and their followers are considered as nations. So there is nation of Abraham, Moses, Jesus Christ and Prophet Muhammad Peace Be Upon Him.
Na quran has no objection about a men or women's clothes just the sater that are the parts of the body to be covered which for men it is from belly button to knee caps. Ans for women whole body
You do not need a bunch of people to gather around to tell apart a Muslim from a Munafiq, one's actions tell the tale. If, as a Muslim, you think this guy is representative of Islam, then you've got it all wrong.
@@TheWarriorEmerged well he is certainly not representative of Islam...he is a standup comedian .....and he meant like sometimes Muslims do gossip about other muslims which don't follow the deen
@@IS-kq8py A stand up comedian who happens to be a "Muslim" who's making jokes about his faith. Well, wake up, he's a Munafiq. No Muslim will EVER make fun of Islam or our culture. The problem he's misguiding the youth of the Indian Muslim community. May Allah guide us all and protect us from Shirk and Munafaqat.
@@TheWarriorEmerged Ofc we anyone who believes him word for word would be stupid. He is exaggerating for comedic reasons. He is'nt a spokesperson for Islam just a comedian, but yeah he should use better words since some people take it literally.
@@IS-kq8py he's a M-U-S-L-I-M stand up comedian who's making a clown show of his religion for views, if you deep it he ain't Muslim at all if can so convinientely make fun of the Deen or our culture. No Muslim would dare do that. It's a major sin to that. Btw no one celebrates Eid on different days, but he gotta stand there lie.
Bahut ache bhai lekin 0.7x speed mein baat karna. Kaafi saare ache punches log samajhte hi, next sentence sunna padta hai. Pause dena thoda, logon ko hasne ke liye chahiye, bhaagti hui train nahi pakadni hai unhe. All the best
Comedy on Religion is so difficult coz everyone is so sensitive about religion....... people shouldn't take everything so seriously in life......well done with the standup....keep it up
First standup comedy watching in yt and couldn't stop laughing rather than other famous comedian hassi aati hi nhi unke jokes pe😂😂 great work brother ❤❤
BR Ambedkar wrote in 'Pakistan or Partition of India'. "Islam divides as inexorably as it binds. Islam is a close corporation and the distinction that it makes between Muslims and non-Muslims is a very real, very positive and very alienating distinction. The brotherhood of Islam is not the universal brotherhood of man. It is a brotherhood of Muslims for Muslims only. There is a fraternity, but its benefit is confined to those within that corporation. For those who are outside the corporation, there is nothing but contempt and enmity"
@@oneonly8388 Yes, thats a very decent way of putting it. There is more untouchability in Islam than anywhere else which Ambedkar wantonly didnt tell. Every non-Muslim is an animal and najiz - Impure
@@oneonly8388 Ambedkar concluded that Hinduism, as practiced, could not be a religion of equality or justice. He expressed frustration with efforts to reform Hinduism and ultimately renounced it. On October 14, 1956, he converted to Buddhism along with hundreds of thousands of his followers, seeing it as a more egalitarian and rational path. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:25 actually no 😅, we also follow lunar calender and this time Diwali was for 2 days everyone was divided which one to be celebrated lol. Great though! Seeing you for the first time! All the best in your career
Saw this show or a work in progress version of it live, and I really miss the bit where everyone expects you to be a poet because youre muslim, especially the bit where you like act it out with your hands, it was a good callback. Anyways, love you bro, great stuff
So So So smartly and humoursly handeled the topic... this was very much needed from a comic and you delivered this very gracefully... laughed throughout the video❤❤.. very funny and thrilling... much love bro 🫡🫡
@@KhanUbaid-tg8pk Shia, Sunni killed each other over wars, both killed Ahmediyas. All 3 hunted Sufis 🤣🤣🤡🤡 Ashrafis hating Pasmandas and exploiting them . Most divisions
@@aham-mumukshu-asmi and upper caste people killed shudras If they eat with them and lync a shudras man infront of mandir Just bcz he enters in mandir Your forefathers have continuosly bothering or killing them Your god itself does discrimination with his people 🤡🤣
@@aham-mumukshu-asmi Shia Sunni is a sect not caste. Wars due to regional not religion. We don't hate Dalits and treat them subhuman like you people do 🤡🤡🤡🤡
Idol worship or associating with Hindus is not allowed in Quran...But here you are, audience is Hindu...Most of the famous icons in India are of M background...But, still its everyone else who portrays M in a bad light...Have you read your Quran?
Idol worship is different than associating with Hindus. There is no problem with being with Hindus as long as you don't get involved in their rituals, but still it's a personal choice.
@@faisals8638 correct then why my colleagues those are muslim are always saying to me to change my religion i am getting frustrated day by day 2 lappar khicj ke kal lagaunga ab unko
Live shows pe aao! Dates and tickets below!!!
Tickets: linktr.ee/officiallysane
Hyderabad 29 Nov
Bangalore 30 Nov
Mangalore 1 Dec
Goa 8 Dec
Noida 13 Dec
Delhi 14 Dec
Gurgaon 15 Dec
Mumbai (Lower Parel) 20 Dec
Pune 21 Dec
Mumbai (Khar) 23 Dec
delhi mat aajaiyo bhai XD
Nagpur me kab dastak donge mia
Ahmedabad aa jaao hussain bhaiii
Good luck . You are better than many comedians . keep it up bhai.
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1. India: Hinduism vs. Islam
2. Southeast Asia: Buddhism vs. Islam
3. Europe and Americas: Christianity vs. Islam
4. Middle East: Judaism vs. Islam
5. Iran: Zoroastrianism vs. Islam
6. India and Pakistan: Sikhism vs. Islam
7. India: Jainism vs. Islam
8. Middle East and Pakistan: Shia vs. Sunni Muslims
9. Japan: Shinto vs. Islam
10. China: Confucianism vs. Islam
11. South Korea: Korean Tribal Religion vs. Islam
12. Atheism vs. Islam (globally)
13. Africa: Traditional Religions vs. Islam
14. Philippines: Catholicism vs. Islam
15. Russia: Orthodox Christianity vs. Islam
16. Thailand: Buddhism vs. Islam
17. Myanmar: Buddhism vs. Islam
18. Indonesia: Hinduism vs. Islam
19. Malaysia: Buddhism vs. Islam
20. Sri Lanka: Buddhism vs. Islam
21. Turkey: Secularism vs. Islam
22. Egypt: Coptic Christianity vs. Islam
23. Nigeria: Christianity vs. Islam
24. Ethiopia: Orthodox Christianity vs. Islam
25. Kenya: Christianity vs. Islam
26. Tanzania: Christianity vs. Islam
27. Uganda: Christianity vs. Islam
this means islam is protagonist of this world ,not like sanatan no one gives shit about them
If everybody is against one religion , maybe that religion is the truth. That is the logic, you stepped on your own tail.
In Pakistan, Yemen, Syria, etc Izlam is against Izlam. Ab bolo@@WrongmandoingWrongthings
@@WrongmandoingWrongthings 😂😂 what do you smoke? These type of comments proof how stupid is peacfuls are
@@AdityaThakur-vf3ot Lmao he is speaking facts dumass. If the world is against certain religion then its definitely a true religion
Now this is called comedy jihaad 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Great
😂😂😂😂
I agree you brother
Peace vs Peace = Ultra Peace 💣
Chalo gobar to nahi khata kam sa kam💩.
Hindus are crazy becoz in islam doing sucide is haram
sanghi jaake gobar khaana
Gobar + Gobar = UltraGobar
Piece ☠️
Why are all so called secular Hindus offended😂
So true they are always crying 😂
"insecure"😂
Standup mai 'Maqsad' nhi bhula yeh 😂😂😂
It's a social issue .
Slum Mein pucho kitne Muslim hai 99% hand raise karenge
@@Trend4ubroIt's a social issue, Kaya ho raha he Bangladesh me
Keep barking it
@@emraan94stop fucking goat... My name is khan and I am terrorist
He tried look secular, but once a muslim, always a peaceful 😅😅😅
The only good muslims are ........
yup hindus tooo
@@InShotDHARMA 1 glass mujhe bhi dena jo abhi pee
Kr k aaya h
You got it i know 😜
Exactly 🤣🤣🤣
@@InShotDHARMA tanatani be like if i don't comment about muslims my prayer towards bhagwan is not valid 😁😁
Please crack joke on "🌎 Earth is flat"
WhatsApp university graduated ✅
The Quran does not say that the Earth is flat Instead of this it says in Allah's words that We have spread the Earth and it also mentions that the Earth is shaped like an egg (oval shape). Nowhere in the Quran does it say that the Earth is flat. This is just misinformation being spread about Islam. If there is any worthy opponent on news channel to bring them to prove this like Dr. Zakir Naik does. Then this issue doesn't even happen
Earth is round as per Quran not flat as andhbhakt like to spread lies
Moot ka sevan kam Keya Karo moot pine walo 😂😂
Chapter 39, verse 2
The Arabic word yukawwiru means "rolling" or "wrap" and can be used to describe something being rolled over a spherical surface. This word is linguistically related to the Arabic word for ball.
You are too good bro... Definitely going to get millions of subcribers !
What are these commenters high on? The jokes were good and they werent even controversial. why is there so much hate here?
Their purpose is just to hate....they are not even here for comedy...
They literally are hate mongers.
Bruh... seriously so true!
Tu bhi muslim Allah bullah nallah wala hai shayad
@@DrNehaPasi
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Konsa hate dek liya 😂muje to ni dikha aesa kuch
Great line "ye Muslim log sab milke"
Where? What is that meeting point?
Great joke and good punch ❤
Of course it's Madrasa 😁.
@@BruceWayne-qe7bsbro Madrasa is the point where division starts
@@shahabnadvi05 of course bhai we know it😁. We are also saying the same thing.
Mai to pehele hi bola tha khidki se koi jhaak raha hai ....
Madarsa, everybody has answer for it
Funny - but sadly It’s Hindus in Bangladesh reduced from 23% to 4% and in some years 0% . 😂😂😂
Whatsapp university
@@afsarwarsee6475 Yes you are . Doesn’t read data published by Bangladesh government itself .
Surely a Madarsa university product
@@afsarwarsee6475madrasaa ke padaish jake facts dekhle . Badme whatsapp rona
I wish its true, but we know it only happens in your whatsapp university
@@afsarwarsee6475YHI BAAT APNE ALLAH ,QUARAN KI SWEAR PE KR BOL DE AND BOL AGR TU JHUTU HUA TO TUJHE JAHUNUM NASIB HO
Comedy Jihaad 😂😂😂😂😂🗣️
Joshi beta hasne ke chakkar me kisi lapete me mat aa jana
Why muslim hate Jewish community?🤔🤔🤔
Kiu Bisrail tera bap hai keya?
Look up what Jews think about Idol worshippers like Hindus. You will not be disappointed.
Muslims dont hate Jews but hate Izrael, there is a difference.
@@Jojo_607toh pakistan se itna pyar kyu hai woh tumhara baap hai kya?
@@sajalsaxena-c5h We don't beg Pakistani's attention like p@jeet does to Bisrail .We support Bisrail saar 💦 please continue your genc*de saar. G@y 2 gb ram
Even Muslims can't make religious jokes on Islam. This is the power of your community bro. Be proud 😈
(Edit: I shouldn't say Power, it's the fear ! You can't make jokes on your religion so you makes on others.)
Yeah we know this religion is a cult religion....
SAR TAN SE JUDHA 😂😂 They have Fragile Faith 😂
@@vinaydhopeshwarkar4567 Protecting our Faith does not translate to Fragile Faith. Safeguarding one’s beliefs or values doesn't imply that those beliefs are weak or easily broken. Instead, it can signify strength, conviction, and the proactive care of what one holds dear.
How fragile are your belief that they cant stand someone's jokes and force you to kill people. The real power is ony when you dont have to exercise it@@zainali5917
We all are same nation and same behaviour if u want to make religious joke on hindu comes to Pakistan and when i want to make make jokes on islam will go to india@@vinaydhopeshwarkar4567
Salman bhai be like: Aau kya apni par 😂
Nehi nehi
He will be like : tu road pe mil
Tujhe driving sikhata hu
Trend ban gaya Hai ab in logon ka ki Salman par ghatiya comedy Karen taaki thoda famous hojaye ye
Salman ne mujhe as a actor pasand hai na host na as a person uske attitude se . Bas ek kaam ki vaja se pasand hai k logo ki kasam se bhot help krta h vo . Humare yaha k maid log sab unke bacho ki padhai salman k trust ki tarf se horhi hai
Bhai Dil me aate hai samajh me nahi.@@zulfiqarshaikh5598
@@zulfiqarshaikh5598only muslim and Bangladeshis maid ki help karte hai... Be specific bhai
We need more Muslim comics like him to have better understanding of what our brother indians think of themselves and all of us indians..all without bias and prejudice
bro casually sliding the jokes on news channels acting cool and think we won't notice.
But whatever he is talking....is 100% truth
@@harshajain461not 100 percent
Notice and do what.More hatred.
@@suheabkamran267 real hatred is ur holi buk ,,, what is written for jews and idol worshipers,,
@@DrMeetPatel How dumb lindus are lmao
More power and love from an Indian brother 🤌🏻❤
Yes brother🔥🔥
Dr Zakir Naik @@ronakpatel700
@@ronakpatel700fake muslim 😂🤣
Very true it’s like Muslim nai hi sab Muslims ko roast kar daala😂😎
@@arfatansari6027
Then debate with them you so called real muslim and prove them wrong quranically or as per Quran. I know you can't because you are fake Muslim like Mohammad
I'm not a muslim, but by golly these comments! He is as Indian as I am. He has the right to his speech, he's a comedian after all. Please stop with this Hindu v Muslim BS. It's because of senseless people like those who make these remarks that our country is still so divided. Oof.
You are abdul😂
@@sr7895you're tanatani😂
Never understood Geeta upanishad only followed Rss and maafiveer
@@sr7895and you must be Lindu 😅
Atleast a I found a intelligent person
@@sr7895 bro, you don't even know my identity, and yet you assume what I am??? Ridiculous.
Havent heard such dark humour in decade. I have been under depression since a long time. Watched yr episode and it made my day. Keep it up!!
Fun Fact -: He trying to defend.. 😂🤡
absolutely. it was clear.,.,
@@SuhadKim-s3t insallah
@@SuhadKim-s3t 😂😂😂
@@SuhadKim-s3tGufa PUTRA
100% correct. But a failed attempt
Brother, you're an intelligent comedian. Very well crafted jokes, it's not like ki jokes mar ke comedian has raha hai taki crowd bhi hasse. Wish to meet you someday.
Thank you for being objective in this comment section full of hindu vs muslim nonsense. Agree with you about this persons craft. His writing different aspects of the zietgiest while delivering the punch line. Transitions are really smooth.
People who are commenting that he used victim card or he brought his agenda are the reason he is funny, because according to their racist mentality , he can not even talk about the bullshit Hindutva crowd say and do or else he is using victim car. the level of hypocrisy is palpable.
Cry more 🪓 Maleeches🤌🏻
Now go sit in a corner, drink some water and save your breath.
😂ro le ro le
I was like "Ye itni jldi kyun khatm ho gya".
Thanks brother.
Bhai uska kata huya hai na
@@Mohit7nkya ? shivling ?
(Don't search GUDIMALLAM LINGAM)
@@MR.FlyingMonkey They worship it 😂😂😂😂
@@Mohit7n Usse size nhi kam hoti 😅😅, even your fav corn stars do it for hygine reasons. Zews and Christians as well.
@@videoproject1-jr5mp "kya wo mere shivling par bhi dodh dalenge"
Creating awareness in both sides while killing it. Tight set
🙌
It's not for AWARENESS. It's just for comedy.
@@luci0912 with the hate going on, it is awareness.
@@luci0912it is actually awareness blended with comedy
Absolutely Absolutely true ❤
3:30
It's true because Dubai and Saudi Arabia are Muslim countries but the most difficult to get visas for Pakistan and if they get visas, they still pay peanuts in salary to Pakistanis.
Dubai isn't a country
@mkzai
Yes Dubai is a city.
UAE has banned Pakistani visas citing concerns about terrorism.
Meanwhile, Israel, a country accused of killing over 40,000 Palestinian women and children, offers visa-
on arrival to its citizens.
This discrepancy highlights the stark reality that wealth and power, not religion, often dictate international relation
Find out the reason behind 😊
@cshinekashyap8060
Poverty.
Bro Dubai and saudi sheikh left isllam that why they are looking like European ideology
They are not true musslim anymore. 👍
Muslims on Bangladesh, Pakistan doesn't even let other religion's people talk on a platform like this. Bro you're literally living in heaven. Stop joking, it might look funny to you guys. But you're making some mulims more hatful abput other as if they are already not full of hatred.
Absolutely loved it. Finally someone addressed the chandraat debacle lol. What a great set! The subtitles with the Bhabha Atomic psrpspshpsh lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hahahaha
Audience is too dull for his intellect. I feel bad
😅😅😅
@@silington1Yeah I also felt the same, especially on England joke😂😂
@@silington1 even the “wo Javed uncle ki line thi”
Not everyone got that reference! 2:24
Ex Muslim Sahil aur Adam Seeker dekhne ke baad aap ki comedy relatable lagti he😂
Ex Hindu Dr Babasaheb Bhim Rao Ambedkar 💙💙
@Joaquinsi104 Haan.. Unhone bhi option rahne ke bavjood Islam jaisa Nek aur nihayati aman-pasand deen nahi kaboola💚
@ Unko doosre option dekhne hi kyun pade ?? Babasaheb Dr Bhim Rao Ambedkar ji ne Hindu dharm chhoda hi kyon ??????? Why he had to convert from Hinduism at first place ? Why he burnt Manusmriti ????
@@Ecqlectiqc Kyun ki Hinduism ke Karm-kand me wo believe nahi karte the.. naahi wo Bramha Vishnu Mahesh ko Bhagwan nahi mante the.. so unhone Budhism apnaya... Aur Hinduism rigid nahi he... Jo chahe wo path(marg) choose kar sakte... Mujhe khood Hinduism ki Bali pratha pasand nahi... lekin me Hinduism ko criticize kar sakta...without any dar.. Ab mujhe bolo Ambedkar ji ex muslim hote... aur Islam ko criticize kar sakte... Nahiiiiii ... Isliye unhone Budhism choose kia
I am ex hindu sameer , I read your manusmriti and it's favour In your cast😂
Best one “ mehr is set according to your husband’s auqaat” 😂😂
Money is not everything if you are Good man you know
Getting rich from Inside it's everything
@@DEENI_EDITS794 PAISAAAAAAAAAAAAA
🌀
Setting Mehr is one thing but agreeing to pay is different. It depends upon the wife's auqat. (Sadly Some people even do not pay until they die )
💯@@shahidX8
As a Hindu I hate another Hindu too, it's not about religion its about character, only wise people in the comment section will understand, others are allowed to criticize me I ll never change my mind
Then who do you like?
@569-shashankjoshi7 I like people in any religion or atheist who respects the existence of other religions
Adam seeker & ex Muslim sahil kone me baith kr ro rahe hai 😂😂😂
Its the same mindset not the religion😂
No one give a shit to your thoughts
Don't give too much airs to yourself it'll burst 😂
Muslim log baht badh hi rahe hai, that is a real risk. don't dismiss it.
Badegi...
Magar bachhe Paidha karke nahi...
Revolution aayega , public k minds me , Badhlaao aayega Hinduon me ...
chup lawdi tfr decline hora , lindugiri mat macha
Actually not according to indian government statistics. Plz call the government and show them your statistics so they can correct theirs
womp womp
Please wear a conbom in your mouth.
6:44 I don't understand why Muslims are so mad about going to heaven😂😂 I mean first we all should try to make this mother Earth a heaven ❤😂
Because life in heaven in forever and life in earth is limited.
Because the life is just a drop of sea....and remaining water is real here after
@@aadil4787
That's what your FAKE-PROPHET muhammad told you 😂😂😂
Really, aesi chiz jo unhone deki bhi ni uske liye millions of logo ki death😂 alg hi craze he bhai,
Correct bola earth ko hi heaven bna do na , kya jrurat he 72 hooro ki , sharab ya dhudh ki nadiyon, jawaan ldko ki (context khud dhudho ab😁), wgera wgera
Ye jo life mili he isi me bhaichare se rho lekin ni 😂😂
@@aadil4787 that still doesnt answer the commentators argument
🗣🗣🗣"That was not funny Hindus are being tortured in Pakistan and Bangladesh.......", some things ever...(typo)EDIT:never get old even after u live it everyday😁😁
bhai the best antidote to this BS is EDUCATION someone needs to tell these people that aur take social media out of their hand all jios fault 😂
@abdullahshahid9052 sehmat 😁 👍
@@KollaKatra if you close your eyes then you can't see the torture
@@AsfaJamil-k1h No one is torturing them show me evidence
@@asokgarai2017unka adat hai Victim card play karne ka.....
@Officiallysane, the moment I saw the thumbnail I wondered if the content wouldn't live up to the associated heightened expectations. But it did ! This was a nice set with Muslim jokes, political jokes and non political jokes ! You were naturally funny and charismatic, not to mention good looking. Keep going !
Making joke about the problem does not take problem away!
He is a smart ass trying to normalise everything thats been happening around by making a joke out of it. like people facing these issues are paranoid or something.
@@Joyboysensai💯
@@Joyboysensai exactly, and thats how we know educated or not educated they all are the same trying to defend each and every act of their community.
Abey toh kya baith ke solve kare problem ko... Comedian hai joke hi karega na, apne politician kya kar rhe hai bc?
Moghuls rules muslims-hindus didn't have problems
British divide them to rule
Now intolerant society..
Divided by religion United by mother's 😅😂
Does your mother also send anything which confirm you heaven 😂
@@AlbertEinstein-cd5sz NAH ! DO GOOD WORK
Delivered a sensitive topic in such a humorous and delightful manner without hurting anyone's emotions.....
Hats off to u bro...🎩
Keep it up...👍🏼
you are what he lovingly calls "an useful idiot"
you are the only hope for these "secular" and "victimized" abduls, which are aplenty around here.
He spits fact for how a muslim of india view's by his own fellow indian and how muslims is deeply divided.and how arrange and love merrage really are
That England joke was soo good
Just like the UK visa, not everyone gets it.
@@Officiallysane Yaa, Only cricket viewers got it
Hum Indians UK ja sakte hain, lekin uske liye kuch formalities aur rules follow karne padte hain. UK jaane ke liye sabse zaroori cheez hai visa, jo depend karta hai ki tum kis purpose ke liye jaa rahe ho:
1. Tourism/Visit Visa:
Agar tum sirf ghoomne ya kisi se milne ja rahe ho, toh "Standard Visitor Visa" apply karna padta hai.
Validity: Usually 6 months.
Requirements:
Bank balance proof.
Accommodation details.
Return ticket (proof ki tum wapas aaoge).
2. Study Visa:
Agar tum UK mein padhai ke liye jaa rahe ho, toh "Student Visa (Tier 4)" apply karte ho.
Requirements:
Admission letter kisi UK university se.
Financial proof (tuition fees aur living expenses ke liye).
English proficiency test (IELTS, etc.).
3. Work Visa:
Agar tum kaam ke liye jaa rahe ho, toh tumhe work visa chahiye.
Requirements:
Job offer kisi UK-based company se.
Sponsorship certificate from employer.
4. Immigration Rules (Post-Brexit):
UK ne apne immigration rules 2021 ke baad thode strict kar diye hain, lekin agar tum sab conditions fulfill karte ho, toh visa milna possible hai.
Common Challenges:
Visa denials ho sakte hain agar proper documents na ho.
Financial proof aur background check strict hote hain.
Agar tumhe sahi documents aur valid purpose ke saath apply karte ho, toh UK jaana bilkul possible hai.
@@antima.nagendra
Yeah absolutely, but the most audience there didn't get that
@@antima.nagendraNot just cricket bro 😂 England even created football and is bad at it
Munawar from 2019-2023 be like:
16 minutes of pure perfection 👏👏
As my man Tuco would say - Tight Tight Tight!
Hahahahaah
xD
@hrc294 BC ab tere is ek comment ki wajah se dekhna padega breaking bad phirse....7win baar !!!!!
also @officiallysane, it couldnt be more true...'crystal blue' set !!
keep bringing this shit --- red, yellow, white 😂😂
@@Officiallysane i love how u cut ussko and wrote unnko . lol
4:51 Diwali bhi lunar postition pr hi rehti hai
'Amavasya ki raat'
but we have a calendar for that purpose unlike Flat earthers
Think u missed the point of that joke
Toh usne kab bola ki nahi rehti?? You clearly did not get the joke.
bro thinks we don't have a calendar
@@shahnazwm just go to know about hijra calendar
why don't you use it for Eid or it was a poor joke from comedian
But your brain is must flat
Him and Samay Raina on stage together would be like a secular LOL Sabha
Yes perfect he is kahsmiri pandit
6:36 So relatable. All the 'wazifah' schemes she brings to the table😂😂😂
I was judging him hard in the beginning but he won me over. Really well written set. Kudos
At first I thought i would hate this guy but I became a fan after I watched the full video this guy does have balls to speak against the system. Love from Bangladesh. This guy is an absolute genius.
Bangladeshi
😶@@AmarMax_III
😅 No words on what goes on in Islamic countries including Bangladesh
#SaveBangladeshiHindus #SaveISKCON
#SaveBengaldeshiHindus...
Love from a Shia muslim from Pakistan!! just one video in and you're already my favourite stand up comedian 🤭💓
Yo, where you from? In Pakistan?
Look at the discussions in "The Muslim Lantern" with Shiites. Also see "The Sunnah Defense"
@nejad_ihsan haha those channels deliberately pick and cherry things and only add parts which are in their favour. alhamdulillah we don't have to argue and fall into discourses to prove our faith right. y'all do it because you don't trust your faith enough just like your figures😂
@@fatima.x11 Yeah, When all the prophets were giving Dawah, they didn't engage in any discourse nor argued with their people nor gave them proofs. They were inviting them to a blind faith. (Nauzubillah)
Yes, we argue in favour of our beliefs and give evidences for it because I don't trust my faith. I'd have been a strong believer like the shiites If I blindly believed and didn't ask any questions. Nice logic there
Yes, Those channels when engaging with shiites do cherry picking when refuting their arguments. Yes, refuting shiism with proofs = cherry picking. Another, praiseworthy logic
Maybe I should begin with "haha" too if my belief was that strong, I didn't and it seems my belief isn't that strong.
Our Figures are the prophets from Adam to Muhammad (Peace be upon all of them), The 3 righteous generations and all those who follow them in their righteousness.
@nejad_ihsan the prophets gave dawah to invite people to one true religion and on tawheed. they never uploaded videos on RUclips and attack the other muslim denomination. it's Holy Prophet saws who said that he's leaving behind Qur'an and his progeny for us to follow after him! oh but yeah for u umars sunnah matter more
moms behaving like drug dealers was epic
Quran 2:191, 3:28, 3:85, 5:33, 8:12, 8:60, 8:65, 9:5, 9:29, 9:123, 47:4, 98:6 some of the peace lines 😂😂😂
the talk about fight which is basic right! That's why islam expended all our the world and tanatani keep loosing there land! 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
God how much they know about our religion 😂 ok smart guy what is the context behind these Hadith
Entire mahabharat is truth and peace 😊
@Zanttore aa ja live me adam seeker k
Every Muslim should watch adamseeker's videos❤
Every Hindu should watch Dr Babasaheb Bhim Rao Ambedkar 😢😢 💙💙 and why he burnt मनुस्मृति Manusmriti
@@Ecqlectiqc😂 Khush Ho Ya Dukhi Ho ? 😂 Ex Muslims Badh Rahe 😂 Tan Tan Se Juda Kyu Nahi Ho Raha Aaj Kal 😂 Kabhi Socha He 😂? Ex Muslims Ka Darr Badh Raha He 😂
@@Ecqlectiqc yes absolutely 😂, sath me dr ambedkar ke thoughta islam or muslims pr kya the ye bhi janna chye sbko
Every Sanatani Or Hindu Should Watch Science Journey and Rational World 😂😂😂
@@jeeat0067 they are already doing it 😂
Nasa or isro me kaam krne wale kya alien he 😂, kbhi time nikal ke check krna nasa me kitne % indians(Hindus) se
Hindus to hote he rational he proofs to boht he ye nasa isro wala to mene de bhi diya baki rational hone ko kon bolra he ek muslim😂 what a hypocrisy🤣
Jao jake quran smjho or socho kha sach me humanity se bhi upr islam he
Loved it. Bro definitely needs more audience.
i've become your fan from now, isn't this audience jihad? 😂😂😂
News wale aate hi honge 😂😂
😂😂
Adaab Bhaijaan ...😂😂
U are everywhere mannn 😂😂
@@Muskanmobin where did you see me earlier? 👀
I agree on "ye Muslim log sab milke" never seen a united front in Muslims 😂😂
Bhai Bina ek huye itna terrorism failaye ho mil jaoge to Dharti flat karke hi manoge
72 Se 200 Phirke Ban Gae 😂 1 Jannati Phirka Konsa He ? 😂
@@SaleemWastikFanmuslim
You were the only one missing in the comedy scene 😂 crazy writing, bro ❤
14:28 savage 😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly it’s my favourite line also haha
@Officiallysane lol it has to be indeed
Best way to tell Indian people that Muslims are nice people it is who you see news anchor talking shit about Muslims.
Ye kis prakar ka brain wash jihad chalu kiya muslim ne.
6:40 YOU KILLED IT BROO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Very good writing and jokes and punches. Great set. All the best.
Thank you Mohit
@@Officiallysane basic ass name again
@ 😂😂😂
👉"Kisi aadmi ke bura hone ke liye itna hi kafi hai ke wo apne Muslim bhai ko kamtar jane".
👉"Apne bhai se jagda na karo, na uska mazaq urao, na usse koi aesa wada karo jise tum pura na kar sako".
👉"Bahut zyada hasa mat karo kyuki zyada hasna dil ko murda kar deta hai".
👉"Bhali baat sikhana khamoshi se behtar hai aor khamoshi buri baat sikhane se behtar hai".
(📚 Hadis)
@saqlainrazvi2521
hindu, chjristian , others are not your brothers ?
Aa gaya "bhaichara"
Sahih Bukhari 3894
Hadith on Al-Ansar of Sahih Bukhari 3894 is about The Merits Of Al-Ansar as written by Imam Muhammad al-Bukhari. The original Hadith is written in Arabic and translated in English and Urdu. The chapter The Merits Of Al-Ansar has one hundred and seventy-three as total Hadith on this topic.
Sahih Bukhari Hadith No. 3894
Chapter 64 The Merits Of Al-Ansar
Book Sahih Bukhari
Hadith No 3894
Baab Ansar Ke Munaqib
ENGLISH
ARABIC
URDU
Narrated Aisha: The Prophet engaged me when I was a girl of six (years). We went to Medina and stayed at the home of Bani-al-Harith bin Khazraj. Then I got ill and my hair fell down. Later on my hair grew (again) and my mother, Um Ruman, came to me while I was playing in a swing with some of my girl friends. She called me, and I went to her, not knowing what she wanted to do to me. She caught me by the hand and made me stand at the door of the house. I was breathless then, and when my breathing became Allright, she took some water and rubbed my face and head with it. Then she took me into the house. There in the house I saw some Ansari women who said, Best wishes and Allah's Blessing and a good luck. Then she entrusted me to them and they prepared me (for the marriage). Unexpectedly Allah's Apostle came to me in the forenoon and my mother handed me over to him, and at that time I was a girl of nine years of age.
@@phaltukatha Everyone is children of Adam and all are brothers and sisters. Islam believes in brotherhood. However, Muslims are brothers in Islam because each Prophet and their followers are considered as nations. So there is nation of Abraham, Moses, Jesus Christ and Prophet Muhammad Peace Be Upon Him.
@@phaltukathano
1:00 Tum pahne ho, per Quran me Pant Shirt haram hai 😂😂
Na quran has no objection about a men or women's clothes just the sater that are the parts of the body to be covered which for men it is from belly button to knee caps. Ans for women whole body
Kumar sab ko zyada pta hoga . Quran PDA hai inhone
Quran Never say Wearing pant shirt Haram
Edit : Wear short Pant it's haram
In which verses it has written??? Please quote here!!
Verse is with Bangladeshi and Pakistani people, can you ask him 😅@Anonymous-fi1gm
12:24 arey audience 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ kya joke tha yaar bahut badhia thaa yaar😂😂😂
3:28 too funny😂😂😂...we get together with each other to decide which muslim is no longer muslim😂😂
You do not need a bunch of people to gather around to tell apart a Muslim from a Munafiq, one's actions tell the tale. If, as a Muslim, you think this guy is representative of Islam, then you've got it all wrong.
@@TheWarriorEmerged well he is certainly not representative of Islam...he is a standup comedian .....and he meant like sometimes Muslims do gossip about other muslims which don't follow the deen
@@IS-kq8py A stand up comedian who happens to be a "Muslim" who's making jokes about his faith. Well, wake up, he's a Munafiq. No Muslim will EVER make fun of Islam or our culture. The problem he's misguiding the youth of the Indian Muslim community. May Allah guide us all and protect us from Shirk and Munafaqat.
@@TheWarriorEmerged Ofc we anyone who believes him word for word would be stupid. He is exaggerating for comedic reasons. He is'nt a spokesperson for Islam just a comedian, but yeah he should use better words since some people take it literally.
@@IS-kq8py he's a M-U-S-L-I-M stand up comedian who's making a clown show of his religion for views, if you deep it he ain't Muslim at all if can so convinientely make fun of the Deen or our culture. No Muslim would dare do that. It's a major sin to that. Btw no one celebrates Eid on different days, but he gotta stand there lie.
Are bro seriously nailed it🤩😂 the video has very deep meaning conversation's the way you present ♥️ really appreciated 👍
Al takiya. Though you were spitting facts on muslims.
Jab tak Sanatani majority me ye log Al-Takiya hi karte rahenge
🤨
@@LeviAckerman-nx2nihypocrisy and musalman same word bana Dia apne
@@indiangirl727
Maine nahi banaya, ye sale hamesha se hypocrite rahe hai
😂
5:43 Hindi translation: Yeh konsi meeting h jaha mujhe nhi bulate 😂😂
BTW, bohot mast video thi 🎉👏
Bhai indians ko English aati hai😂
hey naughty! bringing Abhishek here😂
The fact you realise it's more than a stand up 👏👏
Great job brother,had great laughs 🙌🙌
Nope its just a standup😂😂
@@Manan-k3i i was joking! Its awareness as well 😁.
Hope You're happy now :)
First time saw a comedian who is far well mannered than others......🎉😊
Awesome!! 😅😅
Religious divide sorted in one video ❤
2:10 Selmon Bhoi deer 🦌 in headlights 😂😂😂
THE AMOUNT OF HATE IN THE COMMENTS REFLECTS HOW TOXIC INDIAN SOCIETY IS WITH THE MINORITIES.
Nah not minorities just muslims there actions is the reason for the hate !
you also think reservation system for Minority is also toxic ??
You see any muslim leaving india for Pakistan or bangladesh? Any refugee colonies there for muslims? Like rohingyas?
@induchopra3014not but we seeing many hindus settles in UAE AND Saudhi arab and Qatar why????
Pakistan ya Bangladesh chala Jaa fir.
Bahut ache bhai lekin 0.7x speed mein baat karna. Kaafi saare ache punches log samajhte hi, next sentence sunna padta hai. Pause dena thoda, logon ko hasne ke liye chahiye, bhaagti hui train nahi pakadni hai unhe. All the best
Haan yaar I know… trying
Ye dekho Stand-up ke zakir bhai aa gaye 😂
@@Officiallysanedon't do it bro.. Continue with the flow.. The break given is irritating
This show was surprisingly quite good...
"Surprisingly" why insulting brother, no need. hahhahaaha
You absolutely nailed it ! With talent like this ,it’s only a matter of time before you’re a sensation!..nothings more relatable than 3:35 😶
Thank you 🙌
@@Officiallysanebhai Aap ne Bhagwa love trap ke bare nhi bola 😡
You know nothing about Islam. U r ridiculing Islam. 😢
either may be you're shia or ex muslim which is making you relatable 😂
@ I’m not
Comedy on Religion is so difficult coz everyone is so sensitive about religion....... people shouldn't take everything so seriously in life......well done with the standup....keep it up
With this kind of humor i think we'll be arriving at a very prosperous platform very soon
Bro Hasaa Kar Sach Bolldiya..Salute too you. Ur Superb.
Bro can't express in words how good this whole video was!
Love it😂😂
Well educated Indian with good sense of humour, keep it coming!! 🎉🎉
He is really underrated! great content and delivery!
This is so fresh! Needed this. Mad good!! ❤
The way people are fighting in comments for no reason is simply crazy 🙂👍
These kind of people increase the level of brotherhood between religions and then comes kattar maulavi's who destroy all of his work.
First standup comedy watching in yt and couldn't stop laughing rather than other famous comedian hassi aati hi nhi unke jokes pe😂😂 great work brother ❤❤
Haasi kahan aa rhi h
Andhnamazi in comments be like: oo Paijaan, Ye Yahudi saazish hai, Ye Bhagwa saazish hai 🤡🤡🤣🤣
BR Ambedkar wrote in 'Pakistan or Partition of India'.
"Islam divides as inexorably as it binds. Islam is a close corporation and the distinction that it makes between Muslims and non-Muslims is a very real, very positive and very alienating distinction. The brotherhood of Islam is not the universal brotherhood of man. It is a brotherhood of Muslims for Muslims only. There is a fraternity, but its benefit is confined to those within that corporation. For those who are outside the corporation, there is nothing but contempt and enmity"
JahilNamaji 😂
Or ak andbhakt ageya 🤡🤡💩
@@oneonly8388 Yes, thats a very decent way of putting it. There is more untouchability in Islam than anywhere else which Ambedkar wantonly didnt tell.
Every non-Muslim is an animal and najiz - Impure
@@oneonly8388 Ambedkar concluded that Hinduism, as practiced, could not be a religion of equality or justice. He expressed frustration with efforts to reform Hinduism and ultimately renounced it.
On October 14, 1956, he converted to Buddhism along with hundreds of thousands of his followers, seeing it as a more egalitarian and rational path. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro did some jokes about his own religion but still some andhbhakts are doing hate comments 😅
Kyuki woh bh@rat mein s@fe hai.. th@nks itni n@frat ke liye.. ❤
Andhnamazi are busy in fatwa 😂 btw here i am in iit madras not a single student here is muslim and we are so happy becoz of this
Dude, I was feeling low, you made my day. Great writing
4:25 actually no 😅, we also follow lunar calender and this time Diwali was for 2 days everyone was divided which one to be celebrated lol. Great though! Seeing you for the first time! All the best in your career
Some people do Navratra till sptmee , some do till ashthmee and some do till Navmee.
@@khanshiranyor3974 Yeah thats too a divide lol.
Saw this show or a work in progress version of it live, and I really miss the bit where everyone expects you to be a poet because youre muslim, especially the bit where you like act it out with your hands, it was a good callback. Anyways, love you bro, great stuff
Hahah that! Is now a part of a different bit ! :D
So So So smartly and humoursly handeled the topic... this was very much needed from a comic and you delivered this very gracefully... laughed throughout the video❤❤.. very funny and thrilling... much love bro 🫡🫡
There is so much of Comedy Material tapped in being a Muslim, u just have to explore!. The way each different regions speak, culture etc... variety
14:18 bhaijan Vivek Oberoi 2100 crore ka Mallik h ...successful??
Bhai ye joke wo news ke pehle likha tha. Crazy bhai vivek sir
Wo to business me successful hua, Bollywood me nahi
Wholesome performance and Crown 👌🏻🔥
But phir wahi comment section me aapas me ladd rhe sab 🤦🏻
You can see how people are so insecure with their religion through comments😅
He is too good....Muslims also hate each other.....😂😂😂
On the basis of caste 😂😂😂🤡🤡
No we don't. It was said for comedic effect, atleast watch the full video Bhakt 😅😅
@@KhanUbaid-tg8pk Shia, Sunni killed each other over wars, both killed Ahmediyas. All 3 hunted Sufis 🤣🤣🤡🤡 Ashrafis hating Pasmandas and exploiting them . Most divisions
@@aham-mumukshu-asmi and upper caste people killed shudras
If they eat with them and lync a shudras man infront of mandir
Just bcz he enters in mandir
Your forefathers have continuosly bothering or killing them
Your god itself does discrimination with his people
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@@aham-mumukshu-asmi Shia Sunni is a sect not caste. Wars due to regional not religion. We don't hate Dalits and treat them subhuman like you people do 🤡🤡🤡🤡
11:36 no bro no... before college days end and its usually 21-22 yr ..After that its no chance 😂😂😂
Peaceful vs peaceful = ultra Peaceful 💣😂😂😂
Idol worship or associating with Hindus is not allowed in Quran...But here you are, audience is Hindu...Most of the famous icons in India are of M background...But, still its everyone else who portrays M in a bad light...Have you read your Quran?
Idol worship is different than associating with Hindus. There is no problem with being with Hindus as long as you don't get involved in their rituals, but still it's a personal choice.
Idol worship is not even allowed in Hinduism
@@faisals8638 correct then why my colleagues those are muslim are always saying to me to change my religion i am getting frustrated day by day 2 lappar khicj ke kal lagaunga ab unko
After watching video title: 🤬😡🤬
After watching video: 😜acha acha😂