Muslims hate each other! | Stand up comedy by Mohammed Hussain
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- Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024
- It's all jokes, it all comes from a place of love.
Im going to be in your city!
Tickets: linktr.ee/offi...
Hyderabad 29 Nov
Bangalore 30 Nov
Mangalore 1 Dec
Goa 8 Dec
Noida 13 Dec
Delhi 14 Dec
Gurgaon 15 Dec
Mumbai (Lower Parel) 20 Dec
Pune 21 Dec
Mumbai (Khar) 23 Dec
Shoot credits: Habitat Team
Video edit: Ravi Arya
Live shows pe aao! Dates and tickets below!!!
Tickets: linktr.ee/officiallysane
Hyderabad 29 Nov
Bangalore 30 Nov
Mangalore 1 Dec
Goa 8 Dec
Noida 13 Dec
Delhi 14 Dec
Gurgaon 15 Dec
Mumbai (Lower Parel) 20 Dec
Pune 21 Dec
Mumbai (Khar) 23 Dec
delhi mat aajaiyo bhai XD
Nagpur me kab dastak donge mia
Ahmedabad aa jaao hussain bhaiii
Good luck . You are better than many comedians . keep it up bhai.
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Great line "ye Muslim log sab milke"
Where? What is that meeting point?
Great joke and good punch ❤
Of course it's Madrasa 😁.
@@BruceWayne-qe7bsbro Madrasa is the point where division starts
@@shahabnadvi05 of course bhai we know it😁. We are also saying the same thing.
Mai to pehele hi bola tha khidki se koi jhaak raha hai ....
Madarsa, everybody has answer for it
Absolutely loved it. Finally someone addressed the chandraat debacle lol. What a great set! The subtitles with the Bhabha Atomic psrpspshpsh lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hahahaha
Audience is too dull for his intellect. I feel bad
😅😅😅
@@silington1Yeah I also felt the same, especially on England joke😂😂
@@silington1 even the “wo Javed uncle ki line thi”
Not everyone got that reference! 2:24
I was like "Ye itni jldi kyun khatm ho gya".
Thanks brother.
Bhai uska kata huya hai na
Delivered a sensitive topic in such a humorous and delightful manner without hurting anyone's emotions.....
Hats off to u bro...🎩
Keep it up...👍🏼
As my man Tuco would say - Tight Tight Tight!
Hahahahaah
xD
@hrc294 BC ab tere is ek comment ki wajah se dekhna padega breaking bad phirse....7win baar !!!!!
also @officiallysane, it couldnt be more true...'crystal blue' set !!
keep bringing this shit --- red, yellow, white 😂😂
@@Officiallysane i love how u cut ussko and wrote unnko . lol
More power and love from an Indian brother 🤌🏻❤
Yes brother🔥🔥
Dr Zakir Naik @@ronakpatel700
@@ronakpatel700fake muslim 😂🤣
Very true it’s like Muslim nai hi sab Muslims ko roast kar daala😂😎
@@arfatansari6027
Then debate with them you so called real muslim and prove them wrong quranically or as per Quran. I know you can't because you are fake Muslim like Mohammad
Munawar from 2019-2023 be like:
16 minutes of pure perfection 👏👏
Creating awareness in both sides while killing it. Tight set
🙌
It's not for AWARENESS. It's just for comedy.
@@luci0912 with the hate going on, it is awareness.
@@luci0912it is actually awareness blended with comedy
Absolutely Absolutely true ❤
That England joke was soo good
Just like the UK visa, not everyone gets it.
@@Officiallysane Yaa, Only cricket viewers got it
Hum Indians UK ja sakte hain, lekin uske liye kuch formalities aur rules follow karne padte hain. UK jaane ke liye sabse zaroori cheez hai visa, jo depend karta hai ki tum kis purpose ke liye jaa rahe ho:
1. Tourism/Visit Visa:
Agar tum sirf ghoomne ya kisi se milne ja rahe ho, toh "Standard Visitor Visa" apply karna padta hai.
Validity: Usually 6 months.
Requirements:
Bank balance proof.
Accommodation details.
Return ticket (proof ki tum wapas aaoge).
2. Study Visa:
Agar tum UK mein padhai ke liye jaa rahe ho, toh "Student Visa (Tier 4)" apply karte ho.
Requirements:
Admission letter kisi UK university se.
Financial proof (tuition fees aur living expenses ke liye).
English proficiency test (IELTS, etc.).
3. Work Visa:
Agar tum kaam ke liye jaa rahe ho, toh tumhe work visa chahiye.
Requirements:
Job offer kisi UK-based company se.
Sponsorship certificate from employer.
4. Immigration Rules (Post-Brexit):
UK ne apne immigration rules 2021 ke baad thode strict kar diye hain, lekin agar tum sab conditions fulfill karte ho, toh visa milna possible hai.
Common Challenges:
Visa denials ho sakte hain agar proper documents na ho.
Financial proof aur background check strict hote hain.
Agar tumhe sahi documents aur valid purpose ke saath apply karte ho, toh UK jaana bilkul possible hai.
@@antima.nagendra
Yeah absolutely, but the most audience there didn't get that
@@antima.nagendraNot just cricket bro 😂 England even created football and is bad at it
1st Zakir
2nd Munawar
& Now its your turn bro to reach that level 📈 ❤
don't labalise comedians by religion, religion has nothing to do with stand up.
Zakir is Zakir, please don't bring munawar in this list
@@atul3009 munawar is famous because of the controversies he had been a part of, not because of his stand up. i can't recall if any of his stand up video did well before jan 2021. but after that jail controversy and reality shows his mid jokes became famous along with him.
@@atul3009munawar is legend you only jealous but he will next big thing
@@Shankhan-w3k why will i jealous of him?? I mean i love stand up of Zakir, but Zakir way better than munawar any day and minuwar is not famous for stand up , he is for controversies more, i learn about minuwar because of controversy
3:28 too funny😂😂😂...we get together with each other to decide which muslim is no longer muslim😂😂
You do not need a bunch of people to gather around to tell apart a Muslim from a Munafiq, one's actions tell the tale. If, as a Muslim, you think this guy is representative of Islam, then you've got it all wrong.
@@TheWarriorEmerged well he is certainly not representative of Islam...he is a standup comedian .....and he meant like sometimes Muslims do gossip about other muslims which don't follow the deen
@@IS-kq8py A stand up comedian who happens to be a "Muslim" who's making jokes about his faith. Well, wake up, he's a Munafiq. No Muslim will EVER make fun of Islam or our culture. The problem he's misguiding the youth of the Indian Muslim community. May Allah guide us all and protect us from Shirk and Munafaqat.
@@TheWarriorEmerged Ofc we anyone who believes him word for word would be stupid. He is exaggerating for comedic reasons. He is'nt a spokesperson for Islam just a comedian, but yeah he should use better words since some people take it literally.
I’m so glad I found this, finally someone who reveals the actual situation we go thru as Muslims in India specifically…made me laugh a lot especially during my exams❤
😂
Results gonna make u cry then
@@ASIM-IQBAL_SHAIKH sab log teri trh ek raat pehle nahi padhte bhai
@@TrioTube-AKA padh lete to pass ho jate 😂
"Bolne seh kya hota hai ? Hindu crowd sirf has lenge aur wahi next day repeat hoga"
i've become your fan from now, isn't this audience jihad? 😂😂😂
News wale aate hi honge 😂😂
😂😂
Adaab Bhaijaan ...😂😂
U are everywhere mannn 😂😂
@@Muskanmobin where did you see me earlier? 👀
I was judging him hard in the beginning but he won me over. Really well written set. Kudos
6:40 YOU KILLED IT BROO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fact you realise it's more than a stand up 👏👏
Great job brother,had great laughs 🙌🙌
Nope its just a standup😂😂
@alyanhussain2158 🤧🤧😂😂🤫
@@Manan-k3i i was joking! Its awareness as well 😁.
Hope You're happy now :)
Salman bhai be like: Aau kya apni par 😂
Nehi nehi
He will be like : tu road pe mil
Tujhe driving sikhata hu
Trend ban gaya Hai ab in logon ka ki Salman par ghatiya comedy Karen taaki thoda famous hojaye ye
Very good writing and jokes and punches. Great set. All the best.
Thank you Mohit
At first I thought i would hate this guy but I became a fan after I watched the full video this guy does have balls to speak against the system. Love from Bangladesh. This guy is an absolute genius.
kallu
Bangladeshi
😶@@AmarMax_III
😅 No words on what goes on in Islamic countries including Bangladesh
#SaveBangladeshiHindus #SaveISKCON
Love from a Shia muslim from Pakistan!! just one video in and you're already my favourite stand up comedian 🤭💓
Yo, where you from? In Pakistan?
5:43 Hindi translation: Yeh konsi meeting h jaha mujhe nhi bulate 😂😂
BTW, bohot mast video thi 🎉👏
So So So smartly and humoursly handeled the topic... this was very much needed from a comic and you delivered this very gracefully... laughed throughout the video❤❤.. very funny and thrilling... much love bro 🫡🫡
Loved it. Bro definitely needs more audience.
Saw this show or a work in progress version of it live, and I really miss the bit where everyone expects you to be a poet because youre muslim, especially the bit where you like act it out with your hands, it was a good callback. Anyways, love you bro, great stuff
Hahah that! Is now a part of a different bit ! :D
4:25 actually no 😅, we also follow lunar calender and this time Diwali was for 2 days everyone was divided which one to be celebrated lol. Great though! Seeing you for the first time! All the best in your career
I'm leaving at 5:40 ab nhi jhela jayega sorry
Whts d prblm
Nobody cares 🙂
@@SixhawkSix then why r u replying? 😂
@@Ssc_revision_pyq You said you were leaving, strange you're still here 🙄
People who get offended easly should'nt watch comedy.
You absolutely nailed it ! With talent like this ,it’s only a matter of time before you’re a sensation!..nothings more relatable than 3:35 😶
Thank you 🙌
@@Officiallysanebhai Aap ne Bhagwa love trap ke bare nhi bola 😡
Bro can't express in words how good this whole video was!
Love it😂😂
we are indians before muslims😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Yes Pakistan and Bangladeshi Hindus were also Pakistani and Bangladeshi previously but now they are Muslims
Yes we are Hindus before any religion
@ not arguing with you on this topic. you might cry
@@MantashaSaifee
I just repeated yours words only, idk what is so difficult for you to understand
@@MantashaSaifee but you can try to change, its still democracy afterall not dictatorship like before 2014
Love it bro.❤
The line,“ sab muslims milkar." Really, sometimes I think why?😅
Anyways, I enjoyed your comedy.❤
*वो हमेशा दाढ़ी कुर्ते वाला क्यों दिखाते हैं, meanwhile camerman focuses on a हिजाबी बेगम in audience and said इसलिए* 😂😂
Uska naam pooja hai .... Iykyk
@@ASIM-IQBAL_SHAIKH aur tere baap ka naam hindu..😂
That’s because you focused on the hijabi begum. What I saw is a married couple laughing their hearts out in a marriage joke.
You were the only one missing in the comedy scene 😂 crazy writing, bro ❤
14:28 savage 😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly it’s my favourite line also haha
@Officiallysane lol it has to be indeed
Adaab Bhai Jaan, Arz kiya hai, aap ne jo bhi farmaya hai, bajaa farmaya hai. Matlab "you nailed it"
Adaab! Tight set man! Loved it! ❤
The moment he started roasting love marriages with facts, all girls went silent 😂😂. Let's educate girls with facts brother 🤝🏼
Comedy hua
Nhi hua
Hasi aayi
Nahi aayi.
He is really underrated! great content and delivery!
No gali and no offense ❤ thats a quality content❤
Saw this live!! Became a fan ! ❤️
😎😎🙌🙌
Bhai mai agar show me aau toh kya mai AC ban sakta hu ?
@@ASIM-IQBAL_SHAIKH😂
2:05 bhai sabhal kai ajj kal wo bigboss kai set pai bula kar maar leta hai , no ashneer grover was hurt
Iss pe bhi ek reel ayega hahah
@@Officiallysane love you sir from a hindu we dont hate muslims
Honestly, loved it so much! Subscribed in an instant :)
Such a tight set dude. Congrats 🎉
Aren't these facts?
😂
As a muslim I do not hate any human that belongs to any XYZ religion because our religions tells us to love others weather its black or white EQUALITY.,DO NOT USE SUCH SERIOUS TOPIC FOR SHIT CONTENT..WITH ALL DUE RESPECT
No.... uhm... ig I can explain you... I'm trying and don't want to offend you, he isn't talking abt diff religion he is talking abt the jamaat thing.... ki itni jamaat aayi hai, and basically unme fight ho raha hai?
As a muslim , Ap ki baat sahi hai aur as a muslim LOL ...
Loved your comedy loved your confidence and loved your smile.. all the best brother
He is too good....Muslims also hate each other.....😂😂😂
On the basis of caste 😂😂😂🤡🤡
No we don't. It was said for comedic effect, atleast watch the full video Bhakt 😅😅
We need more Muslim comics like him to have better understanding of what our brother indians think of themselves and all of us indians..all without bias and prejudice
Amazing set bhai, loved it! ❤
Bahut ache bhai lekin 0.7x speed mein baat karna. Kaafi saare ache punches log samajhte hi, next sentence sunna padta hai. Pause dena thoda, logon ko hasne ke liye chahiye, bhaagti hui train nahi pakadni hai unhe. All the best
Haan yaar I know… trying
Ye dekho Stand-up ke zakir bhai aa gaye 😂
As Generations are moving forward, people are becoming Mentally Weak.
May God Bless them.
Excellent everything was on point specially the sad life of Aish! 😃
The jokes were actually good, loved it ❤😊
Lovelyyy!👌👌❤️❤️❤️😂
The entire set but also the puns & wordplay with cut off & gmat haaha🔥🤪
bro knows the audience as well as the algorithm
Just seeing your channel growing and videos getting recognition gives me immense pleasure❤❤❤
Aadab bhai jaan!!! Apne aaj topi nahi pehni
😂😂
just watched your video for the first time and genuinely liked your punches, gonna watch more videos on your channel now, all the best bro ❤😎
Respect for Ex Muslim Sahil, Adam Seeker,Samair ,Jaffar and many more..
So what ?
Our respect to periyar and amedkar
Aurangzeb has increased
@@warrior4560don't include ambedkar into your list ... Ambedkar was one of the biggest critics of muslim...Go read his books😅
@iitnakanpur.. Whoburnt Manusmrti?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..
14:27 dam that aishwari rai part hits hard.
👉"Kisi aadmi ke bura hone ke liye itna hi kafi hai ke wo apne Muslim bhai ko kamtar jane".
👉"Apne bhai se jagda na karo, na uska mazaq urao, na usse koi aesa wada karo jise tum pura na kar sako".
👉"Bahut zyada hasa mat karo kyuki zyada hasna dil ko murda kar deta hai".
👉"Bhali baat sikhana khamoshi se behtar hai aor khamoshi buri baat sikhane se behtar hai".
(📚 Hadis)
@saqlainrazvi2521
hindu, chjristian , others are not your brothers ?
Aa gaya "bhaichara"
Sahih Bukhari 3894
Hadith on Al-Ansar of Sahih Bukhari 3894 is about The Merits Of Al-Ansar as written by Imam Muhammad al-Bukhari. The original Hadith is written in Arabic and translated in English and Urdu. The chapter The Merits Of Al-Ansar has one hundred and seventy-three as total Hadith on this topic.
Sahih Bukhari Hadith No. 3894
Chapter 64 The Merits Of Al-Ansar
Book Sahih Bukhari
Hadith No 3894
Baab Ansar Ke Munaqib
ENGLISH
ARABIC
URDU
Narrated Aisha: The Prophet engaged me when I was a girl of six (years). We went to Medina and stayed at the home of Bani-al-Harith bin Khazraj. Then I got ill and my hair fell down. Later on my hair grew (again) and my mother, Um Ruman, came to me while I was playing in a swing with some of my girl friends. She called me, and I went to her, not knowing what she wanted to do to me. She caught me by the hand and made me stand at the door of the house. I was breathless then, and when my breathing became Allright, she took some water and rubbed my face and head with it. Then she took me into the house. There in the house I saw some Ansari women who said, Best wishes and Allah's Blessing and a good luck. Then she entrusted me to them and they prepared me (for the marriage). Unexpectedly Allah's Apostle came to me in the forenoon and my mother handed me over to him, and at that time I was a girl of nine years of age.
@@OdiaBulletin247 Everyone is children of Adam and all are brothers and sisters. Islam believes in brotherhood. However, Muslims are brothers in Islam because each Prophet and their followers are considered as nations. So there is nation of Abraham, Moses, Jesus Christ and Prophet Muhammad Peace Be Upon Him.
@@OdiaBulletin247no
In Urdu : Janaab aapka ye Mazahiya sunkr hansi ko pabandh nhi kr saka hu mein aur Aaj se aapke didaar ke liye Subscribe kar chuka hu mein😁...🙏🙏
(note: Aadaab wala emoji nhi mila isliye namaste krr rha hu 🤣)
Saw this live in surat
Zabardast 👌
moms behaving like drug dealers was epic
With this kind of humor i think we'll be arriving at a very prosperous platform very soon
watched stand-up after so many years. Thank You❤
Maza aa gya bro. Live show kab dikhaoge?
Links in the pinned comment !
Bollywood even portrays us Pakistanis like we are all from Lucknow.
Awesome!! 😅😅
Religious divide sorted in one video ❤
Russell Peters is just flying out of his mouth...
Great set, subscribing you! 🌼
Bro Hasaa Kar Sach Bolldiya..Salute too you. Ur Superb.
Hey man I love your comedy with all the different aspects. Live from Texas 💕, will come for your show if I’ll be there.
Bruh I enjoyed every bit of this , loved ur comedy, bruh keep it up ❤ waiting for more
Laugh and Love from a Bangladeshi Muslim
Bro if this was performed in your country. Your Maulana’s could have filled Fatvas 😂😂😂… You can perform freely only in Secular India 🇮🇳 😂😂😂
@@RakshitSharma207chill bro ja kr toilet saaf kr
@@RakshitSharma207 There is a whole criteria to issue a fatwa and he didn't crossed the red line so why would he face fatwas even if he performed in bangla or pak ? , you all speak nonsense and have no knowledge at all
You deserve a better audience, they weren't getting your jokes, loved the vid 😂😂.
2:05 ussko ❎ unko ✅
Respect where it’s due brother. Talking about a great man.
@Officiallysane yeah..my bro ♥️
Him *
Zyada duniya dari akhirat me khatra and it's a fact. 🤙🏻
hoodie per Zero Tolerance International Likha hai 😂
Bhot se log to ese hai jinko kuch samajh me nahi aa raha 💀😂😂😂
as a Muslim i can confirm i hate myself.
Why??
@@Unfuelednaina kyu bhai kya hua 😢
@@shuvo1748why do you hate urself?
Right
never hate yourself bro,
You raised a important topic like maher its girls'right that islam gave
Maher won't empower women.. education will...send girls to school so they should not depend upon mehar
Even Hrithik Roshan can find love what do you think you will lol😂😂😂😂😂
Save Bangladeshi Hindus 🙏🏻
About time someone said it.. cheers bro 🎉
Bhai full video good
But quran ko bich mein nhi lana tha😢
News pe jo bola tha uss ki baat ki bas…
@@Officiallysane khwab se beydar hota hai zra mehqoom agr phir Sula deti hai usko hukmaran ki saheyri 😢
Islam ka mazakh udaya sirf fame ke liye
Nicely written, delivered funnily, cheers bro
"We are indian before a muslim" It's kufriya line bro Allah se tauba karo or apne imaan ki tasdeeq kro dubara kalima padhoo may allah guide you
It was a joke calm down
Abey tu apne " iman ki tasdeeq kar" aur padhai kar school me
People like you is the reason.......
You are simply awesome
Perfectly balanced everything into such a small bit
you saved yourself with that title 😂
Most underrated comedian i have ever seen
Great job 👏👍
Hilarious set dude .. too good !! I found him quite similar to russel peters (specially in the crowd work).
Bohut aage jaoge hussain bhai ... basss maksad nehi bhulna😂 !! Love ya ...❤awesme
ill be there on 14 dec for ur delhi show
nice set btw:P
SUCH CONTROVERSIAL TOPICS I AM GONNA LOVE THIS VIDEO I KNOW
😂😂😂
dude you are hilarious ... your all muslim jokes landed perfectly . Do a show in patna also .
this was too good man.......loved it sooooooo muchhhhh....also you have gained a new subscriber!
You are having great wit, Keep going, All the V best
Ab samjha, same cousins ke yaha se eid ki biryani alag alag din kyu aa rahi hai.
😂😂😂😂😂
but not necessarily, some can make it on the first day, some on the second..
@@YusufMirza22 bhai main thing is mujhe do din biryani aur kheer mil rahi hai.
@@Sahilkarn-q6y haan, tab toh it is that case only 🤭... but generally, same city mein, we follow the same moon sighting.. 👀
@@YusufMirza22Haan lekin same city mein bhi dikkat hone lagi hai. Aap ke yaha hota hai ya nahi? Shayad surf mere yaha hi ye problem hai.
8:11 😂😂😂😂
That's true that's true ❤❤❤
Loved it