Daniel Fernandes | Alive And Vaccinated | Full Special 2023
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
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The quality of this stand up was waaaay too high for the Indian audience. As an avid follower of the scene, I've only seen such sets being performed by western artists. So Dan, you've got it man. You're the #1 comic in India at the moment. The numbers might say otherwise but you're in a different league now ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
I agree about the quality. But if you haven’t heard of them, I would suggest you check out punit pania and aakash mehta, I would keep him in the company of em.
Aakash has stopped performing dark, and he will never release it and punit with his two new sets, fresh violence and guilty bystander, are up there, seriously.
Your opinion on Daniel is mine too. But the truth is that I have only recently come across this comedian. He is intelligent, witty and also well informed. And he also makes you laugh. Aur kya chahiye😅
I don't know why I feel that you think only Western audiences understand comedy?
As soon as I found this guy I felt the same way . His comedy can do well in many parts of the world not just India . His delivery and timing is very translatable in so many ways
The comments' section has been hijacked by jobless Andhbhakts. Anyway this was a hilarious set for anyone who can see the truth. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
But that too required education to understand Dan jokes which is not found in Andhbhkat
@@HarishParthu123 I don't want any opinion from a guy who follow a religion from which people escape with a bag of rise.
@@raftechiereading the bs typed by the andhbhaks is so freaking hilarious 😂😂😂😂
What is Andhbhkat?
@@blackiecortez1668the literal translation is blind follower
a person who is blinded by faith or ideology..... this can be seen in various forms, like the Germans idealized Hitler, even when he ordered death to innocent, & ironically like the Zaionist jews idealizes Nethan yahu even if he is ordering mass killings of innocent civilians and children's...... this can be further seen in many cults like scientology where the religion has no base or backing evidence but still there followers are ready to fight for it....... and in many other cults as written and documented reports show us the followers had blindly consumed poison and committed mass suicide .....
Dude.. You are bat shit amazing... Also you saved me... sort of.. May be we'll talk about it on your podcast
For those who were offended by Danny's jokes, and I can see there are quite a few, judging by the comments posted here, well.......the jokes on you. The very fact that you are offended means his insinuations are true.😅 To add to that, it also means you don't have a sense of humour, why are you even here then?🤣🤷🏽
Very True bro...well said
I think the Indian audience is still not evolved for this type of comedy. They are clearly missing out on the point he is trying to insinuate.
Seeing the kind of hate amongst people who "didn't vote for chai" I'm so glad to have voted for "chai" and will continue to do so.
When my family was badly suffering so many "supporters of Chaiwala" helped me find ICU beds and oxygen cylinders without even asking "whom I voted for".
It is also the policies of the chai wala that you did not have a basic supply like oxygen in the first place. It was exported to make more money at the cost of our lives
And who was in power when this mismanagement happened? Who was responsible for this crisis?
As a citizen of democratic country, I can hold "chai-wala" accountable for this gross mismanagement.
@@hibanarvel2679 non bjp ruled states like kerala and delhi were one of worst performing states. Also, you should be pointing fingers towards state CM also?
And then not to forget AAP literally created a oxygen black market which resulted in so many deaths!! AAP has blood on their hands
@@puneet7768 BJP literally denied resources to those states. The majority of movement was going to UP and Bihar.
The same chai whose ineptitude is why you turned to the public? Secondly, chai simps will call us ricebags or puncturewalas either way. What exactly do we have to gain by helping you guys out?
Danny is ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT and super fun to watch - IF you have a open mind
Great special! Worth watching!😃😃😃
There are times when i feel depressed by multiple reasons but watching you perform just makes my day
Typical route these days. Make useless controversies to become famous and stay relevant
@@sandeepsrinivas7 chaiwala can't and shouldn't do that because he occupy a public office. But common people should act against such acts.
Aaj! Now I know why Modi became so famous thanks @Mathai
This isn't a controversy except for you'll making it one .. any govt in charge would save it's people not only "chai"
@@devashishgaur4103 you don't know anything soy boi. And the audacity of yours to speak while using that surname is something to despise
@@ashleylobo6605 this is not about govt. This is about some one who boast about not helping PPL who were in life death situations because he didn't like their political preferences and then boast about it. Learn to comprehend things as you read
Daniel - sir my mother, father and siblings are dying sir pls give vaccine
Chai vale- but u didn't vote for chai
Audience - hahahahah
😂😂😂
Why are bhakts delusional that |e| himself has invented the covid vaccine. 😂😂😂😂😂
@@Javedthespidy exactly what the bullas think COVID was spread by bjp and fastest free vaccination drive was done by pappu 😂😂😂
@@pranshuagarwal1050 I don't get agitated by any of your accusations because I don't have nothing to do with bullas or pappus.
But you were jumping on me as if I've abused your father because I commented on mudi ji.
Just find out whom you were born to - Your father ? Or ..................
@@Javedthespidy and then this bullas come at the centre for free vaccination too which was given by bjp
some went to chai wala vaccine but no one cured by magic of halal lula or mothers terressas miracle of biishop francos blessings..🤣🤣
First they should cure there Pope who is in Wheel Chair
Mera Susu Susu Mera Susu Susu
These people are forcing me to vote chaiwala again in 2024.. c'mon i mean when there's action there will definitely be reaction, especially when your personal enemity becomes target of whole community
@@_Bappu_ kya community
When will Chai wala get Nobel for his vaccine?
The comment section is testament to the fact that not everybody should be watching all kinds of comedies.
Great special! Worth watching!
Legit man. This was really good. Idk what the hate in the comment section is about and half the people don't even understand what he's trying to say lol.
bilkul sahi.
This show is a very good reflection of Daniel Fernandes's brought up and what is taught in church!!
1 kg rice ke liye convert hone walo ko kya bana diya church walo ne . Ye padai chal rahi hai kya chauches me 🙏🙏 kya jalti hai modi se . 🚩🚩Teri churches ki jagah banana mc hospital ye ram ka desh hai yaha to mandir banega 🚩🚩🚩🚩
Jaake church jola dol
yes, now blame whole religion for this, right? this is daniel's fault. you didn't need to target whole community. now their would be a christain and started to say same thing to hindus and temple which will start fight and you people will fight each other forever.
If only people followed what they were taught in their respective religious places, the world would have been a much better place to dwell in🙄
Desperately waiting for ur Delhi show
Along with bajrang dal
Not gonna lie you got me in the first half
Jai shree ram
Jai bajranbali.
He won't come to Delhi.. he will play victim card
Even in gujurat wapas rice ki bag ma hi bhejenge portugal
Ask him to make you and your family a laughing stock and then see how it feels.
Sahi bola
Denying medical treatment for not voting your favorite candidate is tight.
I think Daniel Fernandes is right. These chai simps will just call him anti-national ricebag either way. Why exactly should he be sympathetic?
It's a joke man.
People didn't die of oxygen shortage because of him, people died on roads waiting for oxygen.
You should be angry at the government, not on a comedian.
@@pervez486 if he is a comedian, china is a democracy
Indeed
@@pervez486 He can never be angry with Govt
Even though he is shitting on BJP, he badly wants BJP to win again in 2024, "Warna bhai ghar kese chalega" XD
😂😂😂kunal kamra ,this man ,dhruv rathee akash banerjee ,,the quint ,the wire ,the print ,rubbish kumar,arfa khanum,bharka dutt will be unemployed then
Ekdum sahi kaha, inki dukan tho band hojayegi phir
Bo jo pee to kitega. Poblic pogal hoi
@@xavabc tum logon ke rohte possibol moi
q@@aash4688
big man what an amazing set. the uniqueness especially with such topics was amazing. banter was layered so perception is the key to understand this. broader is the mental horizon more appreciated this would be. Love your work bro ❤
Most intelligent variant of comedy.
Damn, he is a smart comedian
Chai got elected in 3 northeast Christian majority states. Ab Ro le Beth kar 😭😭😭
Tripura in not christian majority baki your point is correct
Chai wore choddhi of christian party in two states. Tripura full of Bangladeshi tonaton.
Hehe 2 seats in meghalaya
Good1
@@amritiitbhu hehe baki sab me jeet gyii
Inteligent comedy. Obviously many people will not appreciate it but its ok. Keep doing the good work.
Daniel, you are a genius comedian!!!! One of a kind!!!👌👌
I Voted for Chai....and Continue to Vote For it.....and I Love to See your Hate and Love Your Content...as Well....that's Why we are Indians...
Aba chutiya woh tera genocide ka bara ba baat kr raha hai
So you are very confused.
@@sauron2000000 Why? Are u confused lobotomized gutter rat 😂
Its not hate but a way to show you the exit gate😂😂
Daniel is brilliant ❤
CONVERTED for 5 kg Rice and a blanket !! No wonder you don't like Chai 😹
We also took beef bro....not only rice
@@abel8728 why still stay here you lot can f off to the foreign land from where this shit cult took origin from
@@abel8728 You forgot to mention the water bottle that later turns into "Wine" bottle
@@abel8728 you also took shit bro.
@@i_am_vengeance_kumar Chalo kuch kaam ka to hai
100 bucks, the laughter is an added track.
Nah they are a stupid bunch. "Wahh BJP pe joke mara he, he is so cool and this is the best joke ever, hahahaha."
Rupiya bol bhai
@@prakharmishra4351 100 Blackbucks
You owe us 100 bucks
"I will do a joke about that religion and walk out of the room with my head intact !"
Damn he did the joke right there !!!
1:34:13
That just proves Hinduism allows free speech. And Abrahamic religions don't.
We will be there, don't you worry...
Timestamp? ??
@@PatruniSiddharth bajrang dal
RICE BAGS are talking about Chai🤡😂😂
Not only rice bags but also beef bags...we even took beef
@@abel8728 Jesus was crucified because he didn't vote for chai😔
Or rather Tatti is talking about Tea🤣
@vkone7162 u go and First heal ur Pope who is in Wheel Chair 😂😂
@@abel8728 oh that was the reason why bajrang dal beaten halleluiyaa and that hanging clown on Christmas 😂
Seeing this level of toxicity and simple hate for another religion and its followers breaks my heart
It was hate for a political party, not a religion. Not that you really care.
@@sauron2000000 yeah let's normalize laughing at people who die because they followed a different political ideology? Is that what Jesus taught you?
@@devakinandan7659 BJP normalized that in 1992.
@@devakinandan7659 Jesus didnot teach me sheet. Lord Ram taught me before I became atheist.
@@sauron2000000 lmao, go check history first, it was Rajiv Gandhi who pressurized then Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Bir Bahadur to unlock Babri masjid and allow hindus inside. Also until him, Door dharshan streaming was religion neutral, but after Rajiv came he encouraged the broadcast of Ramayan tv serial which amplified the ram mandir movement. Waise i really don't care what you say about ram or you being atheist.
According to his woke logic!
Jab vaccine lag Rahi thi tab Jisne 'chai' ko vote Kiya use hi lagni chahiye thi!
Jab civil war hoga yah muslim aur Christian ko india se khatm krna ha
Actually wohi hua
Ranchi mein aisa hi hua. Pohle Songee ko mila
Christian's ka Munawwar 😂
🤣
At least munawwar isn't an inhuman asshole
@@xavabc achaa munawar lund buraa nhii thaa...
Koi hmare bhagwano ko kuch bhii bol le pr koi dikat nhiii hai...hm to usko support krenge...
Sanatani bann na sikhoo🚩❤️
@@pulkitkhattar7231 han ye bhi theek hai hai
@vkone7162 Tonatoni actually liked Munawar
When you have to compensate for your lack of humour with crass jokes. Congrats sir, enjoy your few moments of fame 😂
Right, no one even knew him before this😂
oh look we got connoisseur of comedy over here 🤡
Jhunjhunwala. Kolkata ka dolal.
Not funny Daniel. I usually love your content. This one's too sensitive to be a funny. I too lost my dad during Covid. And If you or any hospital would have blocked or not served us based on our vote then I think we definitely live in a failed society. Honestly speaking, I did not get anywhere close to laughter.
Sorry to hear, but which Christian hospital are you trying to blame
This is comedy, not a proposal to run the medical system. Lookup ‘satire’.
What he is trying to say is the govt was responsible for providing you the medical care. And if it didn't then the govt has failed completely its people. What he said is part of the joke. If you want to blame someone blame those who voted such govt.
this is satire, meant to ridicule power.
Love u brother...amazing🎉🎉
Danny makes a great case for stand up comedy to be elevated to literature
Bruh even ur a hardcore hater of a particular party/politician atleast have humanity when it comes to dying people
Dead people do not vote. Their relatives vote for chai because they inherited property
उसके बाप ने ये नही सिखाया अपने बाप को खोया होता तब पता चलता।
1:37:30 F*ck you Daniel, you made me spit my drink from laughter!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I'll talk to my community and spare your head! ❤
Hey, Danny. Loved this special of yours! Your innumberable hours of hardwork behind this shows! ❤ Love from chennai! Definitely one of the sets I'll look back to when i want to introduce somebody to clever comedy!
i just stumbled across one of your video's yesterday.... and belive it out not ivv been binging the rest😂😂😂 ignoring work😅 it's just like a social slap on the face of our public with a hand wearing a glove of humor..... salute to you and others like you like kunal and munavar........ i took a look at the comments section😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm imagining you taking out bits from it and performing another set 😂😂😂😂😂 the andhbhaks are hilarious
First condom was invented in 1855.
People before 1855 : " Son of God, Hallelujah !! ! ! Mera Susu susu "
*people before 1 CE
What would you feel if somebody told the same thing about the God u believe in..
If you want you can insult the comedian .. but don't speak ill about any God.. You are too miniscule for that.. ekdum jhaat ke barabar..
Thanda le .
For those crying ricebag and chaiwala in comment section, know that Indians always ate rice but chai was introduced to us by the british...
So who is more Indian now? 😂😂😂
Why are people so uptight & angry? Why are you trolling? This is stand-up comedy. What do you expect? 😅You have the freedom to not watch or listen 😊
Why hasn't this blown up? Guess people need enough context to appreciate it. I have it!
Context? For what? Oh you mean so we'll get the humor? Lol
Don't politicise a pandemic.
It was politicised from day 1
Yes. Only politicians have the right to do that
So you don't blame the govt. who is actually responsible for mismanagement but a comedian who is pointing out?
What a logic, stupid. Everything is political.
May you face the same terrifying situation and be denied help in your life ahead.. Of course that won't make you realise but at least we can enjoy that moment then as you had yours
You have voted for terror
Mandir wahi banega ❌
Mandir wahi bn rha hai 🚩
The comment section seems to be specifically curated to the comments who jerk off to Daniel i really thik he lives in denial, i understand that you political stance is different and that the current government is not perfect but the points raised by him about the COVID bit is misleading and the reaction of the audience shows what kind of community follows him and above all jokes on him as he might think people will react to these slurs and give him some claut but it seems nobody cares.
Says the one who came here to see his comedy for the first time and gave him clout specifically for this reason 😂! Ur life is an irony!!!
Clout*
Judging the public who is laughing and clapping for rice bags 🤣🤣
People with brains are laughing. Not sure about gobar brains.
@@Mystogun22 missionary agent at work. How many kgs of rice or maybe which bank your family looted
@@APJ89MYS👑
@@Mystogun22 aacha bhen ke lode , 💀 has le tu phri 🤡
Low life losers hain !
Boy! Have you poked sanghi hornets nest! Much love, Daniel ❤
Has he checked the audiences who they voted for ?
Audience chai nahi peeta
You will be buried alive on Internet for this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
People take this seriously because they have suffered through Covid, this privileged ricebag who must have taken 2 doses of Indian made vaccine for free is making jokes about Covid patients and denying help based on their political inclination.
No normal human should be a friend of this radical ricebag.
Don't cry if he get good beating 👍🏽 action have reaction 😂
Internet will crucify him to make him the real Jesus Christ 😂😂😂
@@gauravk6114 Jesus was fake but Ram was real?
@@themoviemaniahindiandengli5121according to your logic, sar tan se juda is also justified IF a hindu insults islam then? Chutiya saala
Vaccinations should also have been given after asking "who did u vote for?". What an intelligent comedian! 🤓
I think you've not lost anyone during covid 19 that's why you're making fun of the situation...
fucking awsome !!
The rice joke could have been
BYOB - Bring Your Own Basmati 😎
Haha sahi
This is what illiteracy looks like.
Yeah I am anyways going to write Daniel Fernandes name when they ask write synonym of illiteracy.
Literacy looks like Mohan Bhogwat?
@@sauron2000000 madrasachap kanglu talking about education
People: how many sociopolitical topics can you talk about in your set?
Daniel Fernandes: *Yes*
His jokes are fantastic, but the comments from the Andbhakts as a free addition to the video is like , pudding to a tasty beef biryani 😍
Jai Shree Ram ❤
Him before the show
-Who did you vote for
-Not chai
-You can enter
"With you till the end, from a distance" is my take away 😂. Brilliant, You ❤️. More love.
Watching in 2024 .This guy is legend ..if u understand sarcasam u will enjoy
Jay shree ram 🚩
Awesome set 😂
I voted for chai, and yeah waiting for ur UP/ delhi show to happen 🚩🚩🔱
People of that religion are gonna be pissed 😂 do you brother
Ricebag convert is a ricebag convert. Bhai tujhe sharam kyu aati hai bolne mein ki haan baba nahi tha khana toh jesus mama apna liya.
Saale ke shkl he sndas jaisi hai hgega he jb muh kholega
Kyun nahin tha khana?
Tereko kyu sharam aati he ye bolne me ki tere baap dade unke hisse ka khana cheenke khate the, isliye unko community chodna pada..
Dang. India’s not ready for political satire? I thought Dan was hilarious and on par with some of the top satirists in America, UK, Australia etc, but the comments section showed that a lot of people didn’t understand what satire is. Apart from a few India specific references I didn’t understand, Dan’s material was great and has global appeal. I hope to see him doing major international circuits soon.
Ma toh comedy dekhne aaya tha
Yha toh razniti chlri h maaa 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
There were comedy like how people are on internet
Even if i was a leftist, i would not have agreed to him
We should ban these comedians
Bag of rice he must be talking about his mother 😂
I wish you will admitted to the hospital and doctor comes and ask you who did you vote for 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He extraordinary creature. He votes for Jesus.
Chai is the secret of Daniel's energy 😂🤣
Idk if real Clown is he or the Audience clapping 🤡
Both
Audience
Take it as a joke not as a bick
Or maybe you are one.
It's you 🤡
😂 BeefBag and Wine Drinker 🙌
Munawar King 👑
The fact that you are 'alive' is because of 'chai' supporters only who are tolerant of your views. You would still get your privileges 'chai' has promised you. Do you dare to critique coffee or Bournvita
He will get his reward the videos making a ride and will go to the person and everything will be arranged 😇
Take a shot everytime Danny says "wifi was good"
As someone who has lost a close one due to covid, this is just disgusting. How can someone make joke of people dying in covid. People nowadays just want to be famous by making controversial content. In search of popularity they lose humanity. Shame on you Daniel!!
I am sorry for your loss. But what he is asking is whoi sto blame for the mismanagement? The govt. Or you!
I'll prefer chai over a bag of rice , so did my ancestors
😂😂👍👍👍👑👑
So why are your peers and descendants moving to christian countries?
@@johnpanicker7590 Christian who..? Majority of them have given up on your shitty religion. Now they are doing yoga
@@johnpanicker7590 bcz they want the brain which is xstians n mullas missing
@@johnpanicker7590 because we got more people than christian countries
I thought you would asked them to get convert first. I mean that's what "mother" terresa did
You are the only comedian who makes me laugh and who bring tears to my eyes in the same video....more power to you ❤
The good news in 2024 is that everyone has heard of the constitution after 10 years
unbelievable thing that there are people who find fun on listening this just biased and hatred speach in the name of comedy..
Let's just make Hospitals over Churches and cure people by Hallelujah 🙂
unmasked, unmuzzled, unvaccinated, unafraid !
Jai Shree Ram ❤ Rip Comedy 😅😅
This is comedy at its best. Very well thought out and delivered. Comedy is entertainment and never to be taken personal. You watch it, you laugh or you don’t. That’s it.
You voted for rice bags?🤡
A lame man would walk up to the remote to turn this off.
Unbelievable how so many people find this funny.. there are lakhs of people who lost their loved ones during COVID.. many kids have become orphans and this man is making jokes on it. Asking hospitals should be biased based on their voting preference. only those people should survive who dint vote for Modi? The sheer hate thou.. it's disgusting
1:18:00 Munawar Faruqui
This comedian I've never heard about, suddenly makes into news. I watched it with unbiased lens and really wanted to not feel offended but his COVID jokes are horrible. Seems like he has not lost any loved ones to it. The fact that he's mocking someone 35 living with his parents as if this is west shows how mature he's about our culture and country. Even the rich middle eastern countries and the poorest of Africa live with their parents.
Just reporting this and forgetting this man. Bye bye.
And I got a chai ad on this video, how ironic 😂
BAJRANG DAL and all the HINDUS are waiting to give you special treatment
😊😊😊😊 which you need very badly 😉
Staying with parents in 35 while making my career will be blessing for me …….and thats why you can joke over elders because I don’t think you ever got that love from your grandparents or parents because your parents also would have left your grandparents at their 30s to produce another empty ricebag.
1:18:00 related to the MUNAWAR FARUQUI
Thanks me later
#munawarkijanta
Thank you bro
Thank you 😂
Thank You Bhai 😅♥️
Wait how??
I m glad i voted for chai.... Nd i will keep voting for chai.
the worst thing is that people also laugh on his jokes , sick mindset, sick people
Fake laugh track hai, kisi aur comedian ko dekha hai jo 1hr + ki video free upload kare
@@AnimeshDas108 Aur public kya kor raha hai. Woh bhi cgi hoi kya?
@@sauron2000000 well look who's here sauron numbnuts. Long time no see
@@Karthik-my6zf Why no c Songeee? Come and see
@@sauron2000000 hey kanglu go back to your kanglu desh
This has become a shortcut for the RUclipsrs to be famous, targeting the men who are at their peak and getting famous 😒
Christianity too has several Christian denominations. We now have Dalit Christians 😂
Daniel has no idea about Goa inquisition.
He thinks religious conversion done back then by the Portugese missionaries was the fault of Hindus being discriminatory toward their own community, which eventually let Hindu willingly convert to Christianity.
Completely proves Daniels WiFi is indeed has a very strong speed and he is been reading a lot on the internet instead of books that are well researched with primary sources
I wish he knew better about the history of Christianity.
I also feel pity for the majority of the ignorant Hindu audience who are laughing hard at this hogwash, suffer from amnesia and have no understanding of their civilisational ethos and History
chill man
Fcuk civilization.. don't even go there... 😂😂