Daniel Fernandes | Alive And Vaccinated | Full Special 2023
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- Опубликовано: 2 фев 2023
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Shot, Recorded and Managed by The Habitat Studios
Live Producer:
Balraj Singh Ghai
Live Support Team:
Saurabh Bothra
Payal Kanojiya
Chandrabose Alagu
Abhimanyu Kundu
Dilip Behera
Video Team:
Vivian Castelino
Aaditi Hirani
Harsh Shah
Live Audio Engineer, Recording, Mixing and Mastering:
Yash Barse
Equipment:
Accord Equips
Music: Aage Badh by Alpha ( • Alpha - AAGE BADH | Ly... ) 
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The comments' section has been hijacked by jobless Andhbhakts. Anyway this was a hilarious set for anyone who can see the truth. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
But that too required education to understand Dan jokes which is not found in Andhbhkat
@@SoumenMishra123 I don't want any opinion from a guy who follow a religion from which people escape with a bag of rise.
For those who were offended by Danny's jokes, and I can see there are quite a few, judging by the comments posted here, well.......the jokes on you. The very fact that you are offended means his insinuations are true.😅 To add to that, it also means you don't have a sense of humour, why are you even here then?🤣🤷🏽
Very True bro...well said
I think the Indian audience is still not evolved for this type of comedy. They are clearly missing out on the point he is trying to insinuate.
Seeing the kind of hate amongst people who "didn't vote for chai" I'm so glad to have voted for "chai" and will continue to do so.
When my family was badly suffering so many "supporters of Chaiwala" helped me find ICU beds and oxygen cylinders without even asking "whom I voted for".
It is also the policies of the chai wala that you did not have a basic supply like oxygen in the first place. It was exported to make more money at the cost of our lives
And who was in power when this mismanagement happened? Who was responsible for this crisis?
As a citizen of democratic country, I can hold "chai-wala" accountable for this gross mismanagement.
@@hibanarvel2679 non bjp ruled states like kerala and delhi were one of worst performing states. Also, you should be pointing fingers towards state CM also?
And then not to forget AAP literally created a oxygen black market which resulted in so many deaths!! AAP has blood on their hands
@@puneet7768 BJP literally denied resources to those states. The majority of movement was going to UP and Bihar.
The same chai whose ineptitude is why you turned to the public? Secondly, chai simps will call us ricebags or puncturewalas either way. What exactly do we have to gain by helping you guys out?
Inteligent comedy. Obviously many people will not appreciate it but its ok. Keep doing the good work.
Typical route these days. Make useless controversies to become famous and stay relevant
@@sandeepsrinivas7 chaiwala can't and shouldn't do that because he occupy a public office. But common people should act against such acts.
Aaj! Now I know why Modi became so famous thanks @Mathai
This isn't a controversy except for you'll making it one .. any govt in charge would save it's people not only "chai"
@@devashishgaur4103 you don't know anything soy boi. And the audacity of yours to speak while using that surname is something to despise
@@ashleylobo6605 this is not about govt. This is about some one who boast about not helping PPL who were in life death situations because he didn't like their political preferences and then boast about it. Learn to comprehend things as you read
Most intelligent variant of comedy.
Daniel - sir my mother, father and siblings are dying sir pls give vaccine
Chai vale- but u didn't vote for chai
Audience - hahahahah
😂😂😂
Why are bhakts delusional that |e| himself has invented the covid vaccine. 😂😂😂😂😂
@@Javedthespidy exactly what the bullas think COVID was spread by bjp and fastest free vaccination drive was done by pappu 😂😂😂
@@pranshuagarwal1050 I don't get agitated by any of your accusations because I don't have nothing to do with bullas or pappus.
But you were jumping on me as if I've abused your father because I commented on mudi ji.
Just find out whom you were born to - Your father ? Or ..................
@@Javedthespidy and then this bullas come at the centre for free vaccination too which was given by bjp
Even though he is shitting on BJP, he badly wants BJP to win again in 2024, "Warna bhai ghar kese chalega" XD
😂😂😂kunal kamra ,this man ,dhruv rathee akash banerjee ,,the quint ,the wire ,the print ,rubbish kumar,arfa khanum,bharka dutt will be unemployed then
Ekdum sahi kaha, inki dukan tho band hojayegi phir
Bo jo pee to kitega. Poblic pogal hoi
@@xavabc tum logon ke rohte possibol moi
q@@aash4688
Chai got elected in 3 northeast Christian majority states. Ab Ro le Beth kar 😭😭😭
Tripura in not christian majority baki your point is correct
Chai wore choddhi of christian party in two states. Tripura full of Bangladeshi tonaton.
Hehe 2 seats in meghalaya
Good1
@@amritiitbhu hehe baki sab me jeet gyii
Denying medical treatment for not voting your favorite candidate is tight.
I think Daniel Fernandes is right. These chai simps will just call him anti-national ricebag either way. Why exactly should he be sympathetic?
It's a joke man.
People didn't die of oxygen shortage because of him, people died on roads waiting for oxygen.
You should be angry at the government, not on a comedian.
@@pervez486 if he is a comedian, china is a democracy
Indeed
@@pervez486 He can never be angry with Govt
There are times when i feel depressed by multiple reasons but watching you perform just makes my day
Christian's ka Munawwar 😂
🤣
At least munawwar isn't an inhuman asshole
@Lokamelon seriously I never liked his comedy targeting hindus only but atleast hasi to ate the even though I hated that guy!
But this wasn't t even funny but just disgusting
@@xavabc achaa munawar lund buraa nhii thaa...
Koi hmare bhagwano ko kuch bhii bol le pr koi dikat nhiii hai...hm to usko support krenge...
Sanatani bann na sikhoo🚩❤️
@@pulkitkhattar7231 han ye bhi theek hai hai
The quality of this stand up was waaaay too high for the Indian audience. As an avid follower of the scene, I've only seen such sets being performed by western artists. So Dan, you've got it man. You're the #1 comic in India at the moment. The numbers might say otherwise but you're in a different league now ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
I agree about the quality. But if you haven’t heard of them, I would suggest you check out punit pania and aakash mehta, I would keep him in the company of em.
Aakash has stopped performing dark, and he will never release it and punit with his two new sets, fresh violence and guilty bystander, are up there, seriously.
Your opinion on Daniel is mine too. But the truth is that I have only recently come across this comedian. He is intelligent, witty and also well informed. And he also makes you laugh. Aur kya chahiye😅
some went to chai wala vaccine but no one cured by magic of halal lula or mothers terressas miracle of biishop francos blessings..🤣🤣
😂🔥🔥
First they should cure there Pope who is in Wheel Chair
@@aash4688 ruclips.net/video/PLetGlDOJ6c/видео.html
Mera Susu Susu Mera Susu Susu
These people are forcing me to vote chaiwala again in 2024.. c'mon i mean when there's action there will definitely be reaction, especially when your personal enemity becomes target of whole community
According to his woke logic!
Jab vaccine lag Rahi thi tab Jisne 'chai' ko vote Kiya use hi lagni chahiye thi!
Jab civil war hoga yah muslim aur Christian ko india se khatm krna ha
Actually wohi hua
Ranchi mein aisa hi hua. Pohle Songee ko mila
100 bucks, the laughter is an added track.
Nah they are a stupid bunch. "Wahh BJP pe joke mara he, he is so cool and this is the best joke ever, hahahaha."
Rupiya bol bhai
@@prakharmishra4351 100 Blackbucks
Ma toh comedy dekhne aaya tha
Yha toh razniti chlri h maaa 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
There were comedy like how people are on internet
Bruh even ur a hardcore hater of a particular party/politician atleast have humanity when it comes to dying people
Dead people do not vote. Their relatives vote for chai because they inherited property
उसके बाप ने ये नही सिखाया अपने बाप को खोया होता तब पता चलता।
The comment section is testament to the fact that not everybody should be watching all kinds of comedies.
Great special! Worth watching!
Legit man. This was really good. Idk what the hate in the comment section is about and half the people don't even understand what he's trying to say lol.
bilkul sahi.
Imagine joking on the difficulties faced by the people during covid........SICK!
RIP Comedy
Karma will take its course
@@ajraol9032why didn't karma take its course for munawar?
@@swaroopvaidya Karma doesn't give u a time to take its course.
Isvárà decides being on the basis of Karma while the Jesus nd Dallah decides beings on basis of who's Christian or muslim or who's infidel.
@@vedicarya7 exactly. when will Isvárà decide on whose side he should be?
@@swaroopvaidya we don't know, he decides it for Atman not the body , and if you don't wanna beleive in this just don't
Munawar King 👑
Don't politicise a pandemic.
It was politicised from day 1
Yes. Only politicians have the right to do that
So you don't blame the govt. who is actually responsible for mismanagement but a comedian who is pointing out?
You voted for rice bags?🤡
big man what an amazing set. the uniqueness especially with such topics was amazing. banter was layered so perception is the key to understand this. broader is the mental horizon more appreciated this would be. Love your work bro ❤
Seeing this level of toxicity and simple hate for another religion and its followers breaks my heart
It was hate for a political party, not a religion. Not that you really care.
@@sauron2000000 yeah let's normalize laughing at people who die because they followed a different political ideology? Is that what Jesus taught you?
@@devakinandan7659 BJP normalized that in 1992.
@@devakinandan7659 Jesus didnot teach me sheet. Lord Ram taught me before I became atheist.
@@sauron2000000 lmao, go check history first, it was Rajiv Gandhi who pressurized then Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Bir Bahadur to unlock Babri masjid and allow hindus inside. Also until him, Door dharshan streaming was religion neutral, but after Rajiv came he encouraged the broadcast of Ramayan tv serial which amplified the ram mandir movement. Waise i really don't care what you say about ram or you being atheist.
Has he checked the audiences who they voted for ?
Audience chai nahi peeta
Great special! Worth watching!😃😃😃
The good news in 2024 is that everyone has heard of the constitution after 10 years
This show is a very good reflection of Daniel Fernandes's brought up and what is taught in church!!
1 kg rice ke liye convert hone walo ko kya bana diya church walo ne . Ye padai chal rahi hai kya chauches me 🙏🙏 kya jalti hai modi se . 🚩🚩Teri churches ki jagah banana mc hospital ye ram ka desh hai yaha to mandir banega 🚩🚩🚩🚩
Jaake church jola dol
yes, now blame whole religion for this, right? this is daniel's fault. you didn't need to target whole community. now their would be a christain and started to say same thing to hindus and temple which will start fight and you people will fight each other forever.
First condom was invented in 1855.
People before 1855 : " Son of God, Hallelujah !! ! ! Mera Susu susu "
*people before 1 CE
This is what illiteracy looks like.
Yeah I am anyways going to write Daniel Fernandes name when they ask write synonym of illiteracy.
Literacy looks like Mohan Bhogwat?
@@sauron2000000 madrasachap kanglu talking about education
"I will do a joke about that religion and walk out of the room with my head intact !"
Damn he did the joke right there !!!
1:34:13
That just proves Hinduism allows free speech. And Abrahamic religions don't.
We will be there, don't you worry...
Timestamp? ??
@@PatruniSiddharth bajrang dal
Danny makes a great case for stand up comedy to be elevated to literature
RICE BAGS are talking about Chai🤡😂😂
Not only rice bags but also beef bags...we even took beef
@@abel8728 Jesus was crucified because he didn't vote for chai😔
Go heal your self using
Aaaarararara 😭😂😂😂😂
Or rather Tatti is talking about Tea🤣
@@vkone7162 u go and First heal ur Pope who is in Wheel Chair 😂😂
I Voted for Chai....and Continue to Vote For it.....and I Love to See your Hate and Love Your Content...as Well....that's Why we are Indians...
Aba chutiya woh tera genocide ka bara ba baat kr raha hai
So you are very confused.
@@sauron2000000 Why? Are u confused lobotomized gutter rat 😂
Its not hate but a way to show you the exit gate😂😂
Daniel is brilliant ❤
Idk if real Clown is he or the Audience clapping 🤡
Both
Audience
Take it as a joke not as a bick
Or maybe you are one.
It's you 🤡
Desperately waiting for ur Delhi show
Along with bajrang dal
Not gonna lie you got me in the first half
Jai shree ram
Jai bajranbali.
He won't come to Delhi.. he will play victim card
Even in gujurat wapas rice ki bag ma hi bhejenge portugal
Ask him to make you and your family a laughing stock and then see how it feels.
Sahi bola
Why hasn't this blown up? Guess people need enough context to appreciate it. I have it!
Context? For what? Oh you mean so we'll get the humor? Lol
May you face the same terrifying situation and be denied help in your life ahead.. Of course that won't make you realise but at least we can enjoy that moment then as you had yours
You have voted for terror
You will be buried alive on Internet for this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
People take this seriously because they have suffered through Covid, this privileged ricebag who must have taken 2 doses of Indian made vaccine for free is making jokes about Covid patients and denying help based on their political inclination.
No normal human should be a friend of this radical ricebag.
Don't cry if he get good beating 👍🏽 action have reaction 😂
Internet will crucify him to make him the real Jesus Christ 😂😂😂
@@gauravk6114 Jesus was fake but Ram was real?
@@themoviemaniahindiandengli5121according to your logic, sar tan se juda is also justified IF a hindu insults islam then? Chutiya saala
The rice joke could have been
BYOB - Bring Your Own Basmati 😎
Haha sahi
Danny certainly has an evolved fanbase. Once you're a Daniel Fernandes fan no other Indian comic feels good enough..
Any old follower from the Pravin Tambe days??
me
Me too( not the hashtag lol)
those were the days😂
Tambe chill, says God 🤣🤣🤣 true
Yes.
Punit Pania is great too (imo).
News brought me here. It's true indeed.
Vaccinations should also have been given after asking "who did u vote for?". What an intelligent comedian! 🤓
CONVERTED for 5 kg Rice and a blanket !! No wonder you don't like Chai 😹
We also took beef bro....not only rice
@@abel8728 why still stay here you lot can f off to the foreign land from where this shit cult took origin from
@@abel8728 You forgot to mention the water bottle that later turns into "Wine" bottle
@@abel8728 you also took shit bro.
@@i_am_vengeance_kumar Chalo kuch kaam ka to hai
Jay shree ram 🚩
Chapri comedian 🤣🤣🤣🤣
As well as _____😂😂
Him before the show
-Who did you vote for
-Not chai
-You can enter
Chu😎iya Rice bag!! Amen!
When you have to compensate for your lack of humour with crass jokes. Congrats sir, enjoy your few moments of fame 😂
Right, no one even knew him before this😂
oh look we got connoisseur of comedy over here 🤡
Jhunjhunwala. Kolkata ka dolal.
Who is here after Tatva post ?
Me 🤝
Boy! Have you poked sanghi hornets nest! Much love, Daniel ❤
Take a shot everytime Danny says "wifi was good"
"With you till the end, from a distance" is my take away 😂. Brilliant, You ❤️. More love.
I voted for chai, and yeah waiting for ur UP/ delhi show to happen 🚩🚩🔱
as a hindu i approve of this message.
Bag of rice he must be talking about his mother 😂
He is one of the best in Indian Comedy and is not afraid to take on any topic be it politics or religion.
he is smart enough to manoeuvre his way around any tricky topics
Munawar faruqui ka name suna h bhai
@@mamunkhan1398 sabka best same ho ye zaroori nahi, Munawar bhi bahut acha hai par Daniel bhi koi bura nahi. sabki apni pasand hai bhai.
@@mamunkhan1398 Read it properly, I had said one of the best not THE BEST.
Or law
Hey, Danny. Loved this special of yours! Your innumberable hours of hardwork behind this shows! ❤ Love from chennai! Definitely one of the sets I'll look back to when i want to introduce somebody to clever comedy!
People: how many sociopolitical topics can you talk about in your set?
Daniel Fernandes: *Yes*
The entire crowd heard the entire joke together and loved it. Check your privilege.
What does your comment even mean?
kal se tu..anda aur chicken khana suru kar de...
Dear Daniel,
I loved this set. I love how beautifully you say important and critical things without landing yourself in Jail. I have been an admirer of your craft since a long time. Just a tip, I know art is independent and you as an artist can perform on any aspect you like, but I would like if you could consider doing more comedy on these critical aspects as the way you see these aspects and your perspectives are fresh and eye opening for many of us like me. Wish you health and love.
Your loving fan.
True #chip_comedian
This time around he is going to land himself in jail.. let this video spread
This time landing in jail fs 😂
Yeah wish him and his family members good health because he will be denied of medical help because he didn't voted for chai
Ask for yours too or else 💀💀
Hope your parents didn't die due to Covid.
Literally uu saved ur life bcoz of the chai walla broo... respect our pm❤
Love u brother...amazing🎉🎉
Bro Daniel - your bits about parental emotional abuse is so underrated!
(Sorry for the rant) Some might say our parent's gen (aka boomers) were probably one of the most ignorant spineless generation that literally stood for nothing, but were big on moral policing, using children as social prestige accessories, exploitation of the underclass of maids and labor workers. If gaslighting was a sport, Indian parents would be sweeping up, white washing the rest of the world. Emotional violence should be talked about and discussed more because we don't think of it as 'violence' but instead normalize it as 'aapas mein khitpit', fuck that shit.
You cannot deny the bishop when he tries to poke his tool against you my boy ...now I am not saying this has happened...but hallelujah !!!
A lot of our mom taught us to never joke about something that hurts other people's feelings, but you were never taught that because your mom might have left your dad for biryani😌.
bas kar bassi and then alive and vaccinated, this is the diverse stand up content we needed:)
Truly, the Indian comedy scene is vibrant and growing
Bas Kar bassi itna bakwas tha
@@kritikaghai5882 Comedy is subjective ma'am. Danny himself says that.
Bassi lasun hain this is class
@@vedkorla300 comedy is subjective but sub-standard joke writing can always be criticized. Bad kar bassi was boring and predictable
Came here as Munawar's fan after watching his story leaving as a subscriber! Great set! Waiting for more! Loved this! 💟
Damn, he is a smart comedian
Hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah
Chai is the secret of Daniel's energy 😂🤣
Mandir wahi banega ❌
Mandir wahi bn rha hai 🚩
We voted for chai that's why eating food peacefully in our house
Let's just make Hospitals over Churches and cure people by Hallelujah 🙂
Not me waiting for it to drop after watching the recording live. xD
Ricebag convert is a ricebag convert. Bhai tujhe sharam kyu aati hai bolne mein ki haan baba nahi tha khana toh jesus mama apna liya.
Saale ke shkl he sndas jaisi hai hgega he jb muh kholega
Kyun nahin tha khana?
It was because most of us voted for Chai that you got vaccinated and you're alive today. Learn to be grateful.
And I got a chai ad on this video, how ironic 😂
the worst thing is that people also laugh on his jokes , sick mindset, sick people
Fake laugh track hai, kisi aur comedian ko dekha hai jo 1hr + ki video free upload kare
@@AnimeshDas108 Aur public kya kor raha hai. Woh bhi cgi hoi kya?
@@sauron2000000 well look who's here sauron numbnuts. Long time no see
@@Karthik-my6zf Why no c Songeee? Come and see
@@sauron2000000 hey kanglu go back to your kanglu desh
Watched for an hour before falling asleep.
At least it was impactful enough to come back and comment after you woke up, sir. I'd say he succeeded 🤷🏻♂️.
Ticket k paisa diye h toh hasna zarruri h sabko
The Alternative Title should be Vaccinated and Alive.
Ayoo rice bag here spilling secrets about his mom
I think you've not lost anyone during covid 19 that's why you're making fun of the situation...
When you are uneducated Because "CHAI " was not available when you were of school age !
Nothing is sacrosanct, not religion, not comedy. Comedians don't have anymore impunity than a normal citizen
You are the only comedian who makes me laugh and who bring tears to my eyes in the same video....more power to you ❤
I cannot relate when people joke about parents causing trauma and I realise how lucky I am. On the other hand…..I might’ve caused them trauma with my teenage tantrums.
fucking awsome !!
Not even 20 mins into it and dayum, this shit is wild, ballsy and supreme at the same time, i pray that no fringe forces come against you, still not halfway through but this is one tight test that I've watched after a long long time in the Indian standup scene
Oh, we are coming.
Yeah praising genocidal promoters as "ballsy". No wonder 💀
mind blastingly intelligently funny, loads of love 💕
😂 BeefBag and Wine Drinker 🙌
Some fact :
Daniel = comedian, Kunal kamra : Hindu
Munnwar = Secular, Rabish : Neutral
China = democratic, Arfa = buddhijivi
*Though BJP get 41%(2019) , 39%(2021) vote in Bengal, every leftist media show we Bengali hate Modiji 🤣🤣🤣
Jai Shree Ram ❤ Rip Comedy 😅😅
Any reason why you bleeped out all the words referring to the peaceful religion ???
Joke marna aata nhi h farji ko.... Khud ke purvaj ricebag mai convert ho gye or ye chai wale par bol rha h😂😂😂
Great idea, hospitals should ask who did you vote for and if u say not chai then they should escort you to the streets.
No one is going to government hospitals chintu. Missionary hospitals are much better.
@@johnpanicker7590 Misininory hospital..? Where are they
@@johnpanicker7590 make some missionary hospital in poor African countries
Christianity too has several Christian denominations. We now have Dalit Christians 😂
Daniel has no idea about Goa inquisition.
He thinks religious conversion done back then by the Portugese missionaries was the fault of Hindus being discriminatory toward their own community, which eventually let Hindu willingly convert to Christianity.
Completely proves Daniels WiFi is indeed has a very strong speed and he is been reading a lot on the internet instead of books that are well researched with primary sources
I wish he knew better about the history of Christianity.
I also feel pity for the majority of the ignorant Hindu audience who are laughing hard at this hogwash, suffer from amnesia and have no understanding of their civilisational ethos and History
chill man
I can understand you are from Goa but such a long break from RUclips