Krieg Tactics | Fusterclucks in ArmA 3 #1

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  • Опубликовано: 1 дек 2024

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  • @MTKTube
    @MTKTube 5 лет назад +1135

    "I have smokes"
    *tosses frag grenade*
    yep, these are Kreig for sure.
    Praise the emperor

    • @Commissar_Mydrinn
      @Commissar_Mydrinn 5 лет назад +30

      somewhat of a reaccuring theme though... "I have X Grenades" actually shoots/throws Y grenades

    • @MTKTube
      @MTKTube 5 лет назад +15

      @@Commissar_Mydrinn yep, standard Kreig operation protocols

    • @Commissar_Mydrinn
      @Commissar_Mydrinn 5 лет назад +19

      @@MTKTubeSeriously I just recently binged the flusterclucks.... at least every second vid this happens. but point given. Krieg guardsmen don't give a damn for their lives to the point that Commisars have to stop them...

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 5 лет назад +4

      @@Commissar_Mydrinn and y>x obviously.

    • @MTKTube
      @MTKTube 5 лет назад +8

      @@Commissar_Mydrinn oh I know, I finished the fustercluck binge last night myself and from personal experience in ArmA...a lot of people are just bad at throwing nades.
      At least Krieg guardsmen are doing it on purpose and for the glory of the imperium of man.

  • @polskipolak1129
    @polskipolak1129 5 лет назад +626

    Entente : What is that sound?
    It sounds familiar.
    Germans yelling and singing:
    *E R I K A!*

    • @pablocamargo8744
      @pablocamargo8744 5 лет назад +16

      Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein ...

    • @Oliver_JW
      @Oliver_JW 5 лет назад +10

      @@pablocamargo8744/videos BOM BOM BOM!

    • @palaius
      @palaius 5 лет назад +6

      @@Oliver_JW Und das heißt...

    • @calebr7199
      @calebr7199 5 лет назад +4

      @@palaius
      ERIKA!

  • @ryanhodges2201
    @ryanhodges2201 5 лет назад +226

    “I think we may have just mortared Ajax”
    “Eh it’s fine”
    Yup definitely the Krieg

  • @filipnilsson4731
    @filipnilsson4731 5 лет назад +447

    "Ah it's fine." That's basically every damn Arma video he has ever done.

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 5 лет назад +4

      “Ah it’s fine.”
      It’s never fine. It’s NEVER FINE.
      Friendly Fire is not FINE.

    • @ragegamer2433
      @ragegamer2433 5 лет назад

      @@tenacityxl dude....I think that's the joke

    • @floppydisksareop
      @floppydisksareop 5 лет назад

      @@tenacityxl Friendly fire - ain't

    • @lonelybag8510
      @lonelybag8510 5 лет назад

      and it still encapsulate how kriegs are when it comes to war.
      what? accidentally mortar'd your team mate. nah, its cool. they'll survive.

    • @LittleGoblinBastard
      @LittleGoblinBastard 5 лет назад

      3/4 of forces wiped out my friendly fire "it's fine"

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 5 лет назад +190

    Mortar squad: *we got friendly casualties*
    That's standard imperial protocol, m8

  • @wesleyfravel5149
    @wesleyfravel5149 5 лет назад +196

    Ah Krieg. Nothing like sacrificing yourselves in large numbers for the Emperor. Now Charge!!!

  • @juletid99
    @juletid99 5 лет назад +179

    I now have a greater understanding of why they are called *Fusterclucks* ...

  • @jessejamesmanfred6319
    @jessejamesmanfred6319 5 лет назад +50

    " they're not civilians anymore, they're Coober pedians" i live in coober pedy and this is acurate

  • @michaelbates8571
    @michaelbates8571 5 лет назад +96

    You know, if actual aliens landed in Australia, the Emus would wreck them before we knew about them.

    • @jessicakrios9382
      @jessicakrios9382 5 лет назад +6

      I doubt that acid for blood and parasitic nature means that xenomorphs would fit right in

    • @brijekavervix7340
      @brijekavervix7340 5 лет назад +5

      @@jessicakrios9382 don't underestimate the emus

    • @jessicakrios9382
      @jessicakrios9382 5 лет назад +1

      @@brijekavervix7340 I don't but it'll only take one face hugger to get their strength then it's game over for us

    • @brijekavervix7340
      @brijekavervix7340 5 лет назад +2

      @@jessicakrios9382 you mean: give the emus their strength.

    • @jessicakrios9382
      @jessicakrios9382 5 лет назад +2

      @@brijekavervix7340 I know what I said

  • @angryspaceboi4204
    @angryspaceboi4204 5 лет назад +49

    Everybody gangsta until the chopper pilot starts doing donuts around the AO.

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 5 лет назад +37

    8:25
    Rimmy: "It's actually Livonia, a place in *Poland* "
    Lol, that's offensive on so many levels:D

    • @Saberjet1950
      @Saberjet1950 5 лет назад +1

      Its a fictional place in the game universe were the contact DLC is set

    • @Saberjet1950
      @Saberjet1950 5 лет назад +1

      Its a different Livonia

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 5 лет назад +6

      @@Saberjet1950 yes, fictional place made up on Lithuanian territory! Not on Polish. While historical Livonia is even further away from Poland. So neither ingame, nor historical version is connected to the Poland, dear Captain Obvious, who thinks that ARMA fans have no idea about Contact DLC:\ As I've said, offensive on *many* levels.

    • @Stenny833
      @Stenny833 5 лет назад

      @@TheArklyte poland is just a shit livonia tbh

    • @Kylel0519
      @Kylel0519 5 лет назад

      Party Otter the ADVANCED FAST HAND FINGER WIZARD MASTER that’s debatable

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc 5 лет назад +22

    0:22 Mortars friendly unit by mistake; "Its fine we're Kreig"
    0:38 Frags own unit commander and he be like; Too much Kreig!

  • @scottland8698
    @scottland8698 5 лет назад +66

    It’s a little known fact that kreigsmen think frag grenades are the same as smoke grenades

    • @michaelbates8571
      @michaelbates8571 5 лет назад +5

      Well, all a frag grenade is is a smoke grenade that focuses less on volume of smoke, and more on volume of fragments!

    • @spitandfire
      @spitandfire 5 лет назад +4

      Pink mist is the same as smoke grenade cover...right?

    • @scottland8698
      @scottland8698 5 лет назад +2

      spitandfire I mean, this way it marks the enemy with the blood of your infantry for air strikes

    • @silverhand9965
      @silverhand9965 5 лет назад +3

      Well,someone's about to get smoked either way

  • @Qwompus
    @Qwompus 5 лет назад +12

    "The front of the Bunnings is bulletproof glass"
    The sausage sizzles really do get out of hand sometimes.

  • @TYKUHN2
    @TYKUHN2 5 лет назад +23

    Frags produce a small puff of smoke. Thus they are effectively small puff of smoke grenades.

  • @lucky-ux8te
    @lucky-ux8te 5 лет назад +178

    this comment section is weird being empty

  • @harrysmith1711
    @harrysmith1711 5 лет назад +7

    Random commissar: LOOK OUT! FRIENDLY FIRE!
    All the Kreig Guardsmen: We're the Deathkorps. We don't even know what that means

  • @justaverage4357
    @justaverage4357 5 лет назад +39

    Nothing better than sitting down and enjoying a Rimmy video.

  • @OzyWazza
    @OzyWazza 5 лет назад +3

    "The Goat is TALKING TO ME!!!"
    **

  • @thomass3945
    @thomass3945 5 лет назад +4

    I'm amazed by the singing skills of that guy. Edith Piaf was an good choice

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc 5 лет назад +4

    1:58 The one time Rimmy actually uses a Sten Mk V is in a game set in a time where even the Mk II version hasn't been invented.

  • @HamisGood12
    @HamisGood12 5 лет назад +4

    Man I love these rimmy keep them coming!!!!

  • @javierdeluca748
    @javierdeluca748 5 лет назад +4

    PSA on Spicy songs used in this video (that I recognized)
    Wellmess - waste another lie at 0:30
    Home among the gumtrees (Jesse bloch remix), 5:50
    4:50 magic forest - Isabel O'connor
    And Deja Vu of course at the drifting Heli

  • @Matteo73M
    @Matteo73M 5 лет назад +52

    I want Rimmy to scream
    “DID YA MISS ME YA WANKAS” after returning to base
    Also what happen about the vr final assault tournament

    • @iplaygames8090
      @iplaygames8090 5 лет назад

      If i remember correct then he won zululu

    • @Matteo73M
      @Matteo73M 5 лет назад

      Awesome and wow thats a lot of likes
      I always shit post like this and never see this amount of popularity
      Well you take what u can get thanks

  • @odsts6658
    @odsts6658 5 лет назад +6

    I remember that scene where Rimmy and his forces got charged by self-propelled guns

  • @TheLTG
    @TheLTG 5 лет назад +5

    4:59 that's the most italian sounding french i've ever heard...

  • @chickensforthechickengod9337
    @chickensforthechickengod9337 5 лет назад +6

    Reading fusterclucks seems really strange
    “There is a fuster of clucks upon yonder hill”

  • @comradeshadles4967
    @comradeshadles4967 5 лет назад +3

    1:55 my sleep paralysis demon telling me it time to get up again and get back into the world.
    On a side note would anyone else be entertained by rimmy and all his mates playing Verdun or Tennenburg?

  • @HeapsOfAmmo
    @HeapsOfAmmo 5 лет назад +2

    *See's a bunnings warehouse building*
    Ah yes, must protect the most important building.

  • @LHRStormKeeper
    @LHRStormKeeper 5 лет назад +9

    I wish I could pilot half as well as that AI flying the helicopter can, holy shit.

  • @harryhazza2665
    @harryhazza2665 5 лет назад +3

    "Our helicopter is drifting above us-"
    Australia in a nutshell

  • @yoshi9019
    @yoshi9019 4 года назад +1

    0:47 When you get furious rimmy *just* right

  • @jinwoolee8908
    @jinwoolee8908 5 лет назад +1

    Hot damn, Rimmy. Your editing skills are improving every video. And you were good at it to begin with!

  • @jasonshine6699
    @jasonshine6699 5 лет назад +8

    Rimmy they type of dude to instead of reloading the rocket launcher he picks one up from a dead ally

    • @DADeathinacan
      @DADeathinacan 5 лет назад

      When its one unable to be reloaded anyways.

    • @jasonshine6699
      @jasonshine6699 5 лет назад +1

      DADeathinacan yea but he still would let’s be honest

    • @colbycarr7256
      @colbycarr7256 5 лет назад +1

      @@DADeathinacan you can reload anything you just have to try hard enough

    • @DADeathinacan
      @DADeathinacan 5 лет назад

      @@colbycarr7256 Firearms anyways, but lets not allow me to get pedantic.

  • @thomas4092
    @thomas4092 5 лет назад +3

    Oh god. That is hilarious!
    "I think we just killed ajax"
    "Nah he's fine" lol

  • @hydra_daydreamer
    @hydra_daydreamer 5 лет назад

    This truly was a masterpiece of a video. 10/10

  • @frankeast947
    @frankeast947 3 года назад

    "We got friendly casualties" I believe the word you're looking for is ACCEPTABLE

  • @Mwraf
    @Mwraf 4 года назад +1

    *Sees drifting helicopter*
    Me: Welcome to ArmA 3 apparently...

  • @Nanolis
    @Nanolis 5 лет назад +4

    10:50 Video finishes just as Rimmy does.

  • @Thomas_times_two
    @Thomas_times_two 5 лет назад +26

    me likey the thingey that go kaboomey a lot

  • @doptog
    @doptog 5 лет назад +2

    That drift manoeuvre performed by the AI is actually really difficult to pull off, so that means he be flexin on us with the amount of *v i b e s* during that

  • @mq5731
    @mq5731 4 года назад

    2:17
    Liru:......Send in Goat Team 6...
    *The next time a goat appears, it's carrying a .50 cal*

  • @Adamant_Consternation
    @Adamant_Consternation 5 лет назад

    0:09 Maxim 20: If you're not willing to shell your own position, you're not willing to win.

  • @thelordofforeheads2839
    @thelordofforeheads2839 5 лет назад +2

    9:39. I lost it when he said that.

  • @shinyumbreon1774
    @shinyumbreon1774 5 лет назад +1

    Rimmy: *extremely adubual rage*

  • @kriegskorpsman6136
    @kriegskorpsman6136 5 лет назад +32

    sauce on song.
    Also, can confirm, this is accurate

    • @thepeanut880
      @thepeanut880 5 лет назад

      I would also like to know

    • @TraxOferta
      @TraxOferta 5 лет назад

      Non, he regrette rien
      Accordging to RUclips anyway

    • @joaogomes9405
      @joaogomes9405 5 лет назад +2

      Rien de Rien by Edith Piaf

    • @thepeanut880
      @thepeanut880 5 лет назад

      @@joaogomes9405 I was refering to the one in the intro but thank you anyway

    • @dovahchief5631
      @dovahchief5631 5 лет назад +2

      It’s waste another lie by wellmess

  • @PeterButchens
    @PeterButchens 5 лет назад

    About fucking time. Finally the medley/mashup of goodies from various missions is here :D

  • @oscarhampson9181
    @oscarhampson9181 5 лет назад +7

    I wish I could find the full stream for the Emu War operation.

  • @combatarcher3101
    @combatarcher3101 5 лет назад

    Thank rimmy for helping one hell of a sick boi get thed happy

  • @NikSem65
    @NikSem65 5 лет назад

    I gotta admit that this heli drifting is a high-level tactical maneuver

  • @lordadorable1140
    @lordadorable1140 5 лет назад +2

    came for the death korps, stayed for Deja Vu

  • @Doctor_Jekyll
    @Doctor_Jekyll 4 года назад

    I wasn't expecting Édith Piaf to show up in one of your vids, but it was a solid rendition there.

  • @diongallagher6605
    @diongallagher6605 5 лет назад +1

    I love these videos. I would love to see a crossover video that combines the Warhammer Mod, The Fallout Mod, And the SCP Mod.

  • @Akira_Apostle_of_Ina
    @Akira_Apostle_of_Ina 5 лет назад

    The bloke shouting "Take his shoes!" set off my PTSD from inside any given Australian shopping center

  • @nathansingleton7532
    @nathansingleton7532 5 лет назад +1

    6:40 Those poor peeps riding the truck tho lol

  • @profdrxalog
    @profdrxalog 5 лет назад

    Thats why I love Arma 3 from Rimmy.. because ITS FCKING FUNNY!

  • @KingMakerRook
    @KingMakerRook 5 лет назад

    Really digging the new format.

  • @pilotmanpaul
    @pilotmanpaul 5 лет назад

    This is great, no this is awesome. The amount of Aussie manpower in this video is so great XD

  • @Larzang
    @Larzang 5 лет назад +1

    Spawning a Xenomorph in a Pre-WW2 setting, damn. That's some next level admin abuse.

  • @starsilverinfinity
    @starsilverinfinity 5 лет назад +1

    The longer you shell, the more bonding for every generation!

  • @wyattvanthul8893
    @wyattvanthul8893 5 лет назад

    A yes, another warhammer 40k fustercluck, the emperor is pleased

  • @lousassin2912
    @lousassin2912 5 лет назад +1

    I loved that intro! Please more of that my glorius man!

  • @bren2446
    @bren2446 5 лет назад

    "All this for a fucking Bunning's snag"
    It is 100% worth. Take it from a fellow Aussie

  • @assent5867
    @assent5867 5 лет назад

    Was feeling down about life, then i watched this. I still feel down, but at least I laughed while feeling sad.

  • @Seleanis
    @Seleanis 5 лет назад +1

    Pretty good for the Edith Piaf song. Vert close.

  • @brotherkhrayn3525
    @brotherkhrayn3525 4 года назад

    *Xenomorph screeching*
    The Emus are here!
    “THATS NOT A FUCKING EMU!!!”

  • @Cheater5445
    @Cheater5445 5 лет назад +3

    Did somebody say BLITZKRIEG?!?
    *Erika intensifies*

  • @MagicalGeekMV
    @MagicalGeekMV 5 лет назад +1

    FOR THE EMPEROR!

  • @dravidiafotato1098
    @dravidiafotato1098 5 лет назад +2

    I just want to know that funky guitar riff at the intro.

  • @themoozegamer5240
    @themoozegamer5240 5 лет назад +10

    Didn’t get the notification for this video even though my notification bell is on

  • @fedoratheharbinger1726
    @fedoratheharbinger1726 5 лет назад +4

    “I have smokes.”
    *Sure buddy*

    • @Kylel0519
      @Kylel0519 5 лет назад

      Fedora the Harbinger no their smokes. Just really explosive smokes

  • @mr.awesome5687
    @mr.awesome5687 5 лет назад

    You know what I realized, we really need a gone with the blastwave mod for arma, you know, to have all the costumes and weapons, maybe even the tanks, that would be soooo cool, to see rimmy play a red, he fits soo well with their characters, him and his crew, I really want one now, damn.

  • @johnmaclaren2589
    @johnmaclaren2589 5 лет назад +1

    Now that is some Rimmy Rage

  • @Galdenberry_Lamphuck
    @Galdenberry_Lamphuck 5 лет назад

    Your editing is getting alot better dude.

  • @dallasjonpaulgrove547
    @dallasjonpaulgrove547 5 лет назад

    I don't think the AI is broken, it just does things too perfectly for Humans to comprehend.

  • @Cheater5445
    @Cheater5445 5 лет назад +3

    8:23 I ampretty sure that Livonia is region around Northern Lithuania but it could be polish region in future hopefully.

    • @pepsicornflower
      @pepsicornflower 5 лет назад +3

      But in Contact DLC for Arma, Livonia is fictional Country mostly in northern Poland and southern Lithuania. I suppose it was map from the dlc

  • @Dodderyfeline31
    @Dodderyfeline31 5 лет назад

    Just what I wanted to see for today

  • @patricksmith9700
    @patricksmith9700 5 лет назад

    A goat. Oh no Liru has invaded

  • @borisrebic
    @borisrebic 5 лет назад

    55 seconds in the video and angry australian noises are heard.
    Yep, another delicious vid coming right up!

  • @mephuisto2182
    @mephuisto2182 5 лет назад

    I love that friendly music on 4:45
    And than get murdered by this parachutist.

  • @chairmeme6231
    @chairmeme6231 5 лет назад

    By the emperor mummified sack this is gold.

  • @TheSealinBlack
    @TheSealinBlack 5 лет назад

    Physics was out to lunch when the helicopter was drifting...

  • @Kylel0519
    @Kylel0519 5 лет назад

    I believe this video is a perfect example of Murphy’s law

  • @big924
    @big924 5 лет назад

    Over here my sweet meats, your prince of justice and GENOCIDE has something to say: gone are the days of the TENTACLE and the AGE of GODS, AND MERCY IS FAR AWAY! We are fighters of the middle, the second part in the THREE PART MEAT PLAY, AND I WILL WIN BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

  • @mccdtk
    @mccdtk 5 лет назад

    "This map here is completely wrong location, it's actually Livonia, a place in Poland..."
    Rimmy living in those 1570s

  • @donkeymanusa6364
    @donkeymanusa6364 5 лет назад

    That helicopter is drifting!
    *EUROBEAT INTENDIFIES*

  • @smugwendigo5123
    @smugwendigo5123 5 лет назад

    Love the fuster cluck anime intro

  • @Nietmeg
    @Nietmeg 5 лет назад +1

    Some good memories in here

  • @Sn0w1981
    @Sn0w1981 5 лет назад

    Watching the AI is as interesting as observing some rare wildlife ritual!

  • @cyberguy3376
    @cyberguy3376 5 лет назад

    Did I hear Men at Work playing? I just found out about them a few days ago, and I love them thus far.

  • @r4geflames105
    @r4geflames105 5 лет назад +1

    *for the imperium of man!*

  • @davididiart5934
    @davididiart5934 5 лет назад

    Friendly Fire from Krieg is good. You get to die for the Emperor faster, and from non-heretical weaponry. It's a win-win!

  • @starsilverinfinity
    @starsilverinfinity 5 лет назад +1

    Ah, no, they got Goat Team 6

  • @yers7638
    @yers7638 4 года назад

    Nice video i had good laugh for 15 minutes

  • @slaughterchris3657
    @slaughterchris3657 5 лет назад

    man im hyped for rimmy's second emu war

  • @jasonpratt5126
    @jasonpratt5126 5 лет назад

    I would love to see Rimmy set up a 7 Days to Die multi-team server where the goal is to fight zombies and each other, which of course requires finding each other and doing some base building for supporting your team's fight. After 28 days (or four blood moons rather), the game ends and the scores are tallied up. Zombies slain are 1 point each; human deaths on your side are negative 10 points each (or something like that for balance -- I can't recall if 7DtD tracks casualties given to other teams.)

  • @internetzenmaster8952
    @internetzenmaster8952 5 лет назад

    Kreig gets mentioned
    *_[Happy Gasmask Noises]_*

  • @BelongsintheTrash
    @BelongsintheTrash 5 лет назад

    This helps fill the void until Womble’s next video.

  • @Porty1119
    @Porty1119 5 лет назад

    All the drunken miners I've encountered are more fond of pickups and shotguns than mortars, so your statement holds. I do know of a few incidents involving old dynamite, though...
    Can't say I've been to Coober Pedy, I live in New Mexico.

  • @hansel2897
    @hansel2897 5 лет назад

    This pleases a veteran of Vraks.