Banning phones in government!
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- Опубликовано: 19 фев 2024
- The Prime Minister has a great idea about phones...
Satirical political comedy sketch from the comedian Matt Green.
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“Always looking out for number 1” is a perfect quote for 99% of political satire
From the BBC: "Mr Benton was caught breaching Commons rules by offering to lobby ministers and table parliamentary questions on behalf of gambling investors. Mr Benton said he was "deeply disappointed" by the decision and claimed there had been a 'lack of integrity' throughout the process, which was 'prone to regular leaks at every stage' " Got to feel sorry for Mr Benton, all around him everyone else is lacking integrity while he's working on a good, honest cash-for-questions scheme :D
Hang on a minute Matt my phone’s ringing 😂
Phones banned in classrooms, meanwhile lots of MP's always on their phones whilst in the HoC. Don't mention the tractor porn guy!
Excellent as ever. We all need a laugh with this bunch of rogues er sorry, ministers
Almost three thirds 😂 seriously though when will they just be gone already 😢
Not until they get their backsheesh from the Americans taking over the NHS!
I thought the same, but why "almost" 3 thirds? Who are these black sheep who are not adopting the herd mentality. They should be named, and shamed, and tarred and feathered, and tied naked to the lampposts outside Westmonster.
Love it. Especially the Scott Benton bit, him being my MP and me looking forward to voting in a by election 😂😂
“The reason why the sun never sets on the British Empire, is because God doesn’t trusts the British in the dark.” Professor Maximilian Arturo
And how many MPs in parliament have used phones in use. Wasn't there an MP who was watching porn on his phone-twice?
He was spotted twice, goodness knows how offen he did though...
Tractor porn!
Scott Benton, he was mentioned 😅
he said he meant to look at tractors! Tory boy's at it again!
@@algrant5293 That was Neil Parish. Scott Benton got caught offering cash-for-questions to a gambling firm, and then had the gall to complain about the lack of integrity of someone who secretly recorded him arranging it :D
Matt Green is bloody brilliant on Papercuts too. Love his work.
Thanks Belinda!
Three thirds of MPs .... Having watched Rasheed Sunook doing his bit behind a sign saying NFU (I wonder what that stood for? No F Use?) I definitely needed this.
Right on!😂👍
Not so much "a kicking" as "grinding into the dirt."
Bring it on.
Perceptive as ever Matt- today's "snook" distraction is.... mobile phones in schools (despite the small detail that most schools decided on their policy months ago!). Anyone hear his speech to the NFU this morning ? Think he has been coached to do a low monotonous drone in the hope that people will fall asleep !
Did you see the photo of all the MPs in the House of Commons on their phones? What were they all doing, watching tractor porn?
Almost 3 thirds 😂
The Thatch portrait is a nice touch. Presiding over nonsense and b.s. - the inexorable fate of a Party which hasn't managed to evolve since her 1950s ideology.
🙏 just "Classic Matt' 🙌
Ollie Reeder when Malcolm keeps ringing him repeatedly.
Can't pick the punch-line to quote, too many to choose from! This one was brutal!
Another really good video that hits all the right buttons👍
Brilliant! Soooo looking forward to seeing you on Sunday night! #edinburgh
"Almost three thirds"; excellent.
Brilliant as ever.. And your show in Brighton on Thursday was even better than expected - hope you make a return visit soon
Thanks! And I’m really glad you enjoyed the show!
I've now got to google Scott Benton....
Oh: and if anyone hasn't seen Matt live yet, go and get a ticket - if I drove from Colchester to Brighton to see him, then so can you... 😁
Thanks Vivien!
I don't want to go from Colchester to Brighton. Where even *is* Colchester anyway? I am going to Newcastle on Thursday, though 😄
Benton was suspended and lost his appeal. I believe the Sunday Times nobbled him.
Great stuff as always. Shouldn’t Graham Brady have had a wee cough, cough mention there too? 😂
@@yippee8570 Colchester is in Essex. It has a huge statue of Boudica, even though she burnt down the town and slaughtered its inhabitants, back in AD60. We voted for Brexit and have a Tory MP. Embracing massive acts of self harm are clearly our thing.
Sorry Matt. Start again, I was on the phone whilst simultaneously tweeting the convo to Moggy, the Haunted Victorian Pencil, at GB bees "news"
Brilliant! 😂
I saw your live show in Glasgow last night and thanks for making me laugh so much! Even the one-liner from the Chinese girl in the audience was great "What are you doing here in this country?" you asked - "I keep asking myself that too" she replied!
Thanks Clive! It was a really fun show!
And don't forget the opportunities for researching what the best tractor might be as Neil Parish did! Great stuff; Matt - keep them coming - your presentations are esesential for the mental health of the nation at this time of tory manufactured crises!
3 Thirds! 😁😆😁😆
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Great as usual. xx
but how will they call a friend ?
Seven fifths of them are phoning it in anyway.
Benton brought on that irritating cough!
cantaloup, the French satire show that airs most evenings at 21:00 (TF1)? had a clip of Rishi and his phones disturbance rant last evening. I feel a comeback of the old boris Becker 'you can't be serious' catchphrase reappearing across Europe when the english ask or expect something which is now subject to Brexit changes.
New Cabinet Office directive that in future government communication will be by smoke signals only, fire extinguishers at the ready.
Almost three thirds. It’s nearly four quarters
I'm still waiting for the satire 🙃
😂 all hail the algorithm 👍
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how about ministers having phones record what they say for the House of Commons minutes,and it won't let them do a factory reset to hide the Whatsapp`s......Richie Sunak Boris Johnson
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But are you ever coming to Bristol?. I know its off the beaten path but got to be worth a visit if only to pretend to toss a statue into the harbour for RUclips views.
Matt you are so wasted as a comedian
Come and be the Scottish First Minister tomorrow. Then we can all get a dhot at the £110, 000 campervan. Fancy a wee trip to Orkney? And could you ask Hamas for our £750,000 back, so we can home our homeless ?