The girl who got electrocuted because lightning struck her house the exact moment she was plugging her phone in isnt really dumb, just terrible, terrible luck. A freak accident
"He wasn't under the influence of nothing". Clearly he was under the influence of stupidity and that can be the most deadly influence. As noted throughout this video.
My former kickboxing coach is pretty well known in my hometown, and gets a lot of free reign virtually wherever he goes. One day, He got to go into the feeding areas near the lion enclosure at the Henry Doorly Zoo. He had a very interesting story to tell. Apparently, Lions are not only physically deadly, but also highly intelligent. The feeding area has a walkway with two yellow lines down the center, with bars on each side between you and the lions that are wide enough to throw meat through. The lines are to mark the safety area, essentially marking where the lions cannot reach you, should they put their forelegs through the bars. Well, the lions caught onto this system fairly quickly, because they took to doing coordinated attacks. One lion would spring into the bars on one side, thus scaring the hapless zoo worker into jumping backwards, and passed the yellow line on the opposite side. When that happened, a second lion lying in wait on that side, would grab the scared individual from behind. A few visits to the emergency room eventually got them to change this layout.
I do feel bad about the girls that were electrocuted. That wasn’t so much dumb as it was bad luck. It reminds me of another case where a young girl was using her curling iron and unbeknownst to her there was a gas leak in her apartment. When she plugged I her curling iron it caused a spark and then an explosion. The sad part was she was giving an tutorial on hair styling so she was recording herself. You don’t see the explosion on the video but you do see the video suddenly look like it’s pixeling and then go blank. It looks like a glitch or power outage at the worst but it chilling knowing what really happened.
Well, being on/ holding a device while it's charging during lightening is actually very dangerous... not bad luck. The child nust have not known the dangers. I just needed to mention it for anyone who may not be aware.. Also being near bodies of water is very dangerous during lightening too. OMG that's so sad!! I just read the rest of your comment.
24:12 I don't think a girl electrocuted by an incredible freak accident of timing while simply trying to charge her cell phone should be on this list. Can any of us say there is no way this could happen to us? 38:30 Same thing. You're sleeping, and something (anything) crashes through your ceiling and kills you. Freak accident, but how is that dumb?
It's dumb for several reasons. 1. You shouldn't be using your phone while it's charging. 2. You shouldn't charge your phone when it's lightening. 3. You shouldn't use your phone when it's lightening. 4. You violated all of the previous protocols and used your phone while it was charging and it was lightening. You're asking to die when you're that dumb.
The scariest thing that happened to me with animals in captivity happened several years ago when I was a teenager. I was in the reptile building, and was checking out their anaconda. From what I was told, it usually lays completely still and is really docile. For an anaconda at least. I was standing there watching it when it suddenly lunged out at me. It struck the viewing window so hard it cracked it, and that's bulletproof glass. It scared me so bad that I almost wet myself. Needless to say, they got the snake out of the enclosure until they had it repaired and reinforced. But a snake that can literally eat me, suddenly lunging at me with such speed and ferocity gave me actual nightmares for quite a while. Never underestimate the raw power of animals that even seem lazy and docile. Unless it's a domestic kitten (or something similar), you're not going to win the fight.
Hell, you're not even safe from kittens - those little stinkers have murder mittens! They can hurt you just playing, let alone being feisty. I had to tell my doctor that I wasn't a "cutter" but rather I'd rescued a kitten. LOL
@@LittleBlueOwl318 Not to mention that cats are plotting our deaths and hold conferences to go over the details. I'm pretty sure they also have a "Caticon" which is similar to a Comicon where they have panels, celebrity cats, and novelty shops. Cats get their orders from the Ashtar Galactic Command and then pass them on to Satan so he can spread the word to all cats.
@@LittleBlueOwl318Yeah, seriously! I rescued a nearly feral, 5-6wk old Polydactyl Australian Mist kitten recently and spent the first month with my fingers shredded, until I taught him to control those murder mittens. My neighbor really wants to play with him but almost died from Bartonella (Cat Scratch Disease) and is terrified of a relapse. Cats are fomites and carry Every. Single. Germ. home to you. Mr. Lobster arrived covered in covid-19, we were all sick 10 days later.
This happened last year in San Antonio, a father had been drinking a lot with his friends and put a mortar firework on top of his head and blew his head off
@@jennifreakthompson8888 Actually, this one happened in Maine, a mile from where I live. He only worked in Florida, he was fresh out of high school. I can't say for certain if he was actually drinking or not. But the Gaston one is from Maine.
"Bey, it's gotta be better than being crushed by a falling cow, right?" OMG I almost fell off my chair laughing...sorry for their loved ones loss...but that's hysterical .
The # 9 incident happened in Scottsdale, Arizona. Here in Phoenix is very common to find getko lizards in the backyard and all around your home. The group of friends were having a party and drinking beer in the porch when they caught a small getko and in a dare for $5 bucks they challenged him to swallow the lizard whole and alive, challenge that he accepted. Two days later he was rushed to Emergency where he deteriorated and died.
The golfer who swung his club at golf cart after a bad shot , the club broke in two , one piece ricochet off cart and hit his jugular vein on his neck and he died before Emergency could arrive to Golf Course.....😂😂😂
Jack Daniel, who died bc he forgot the combination to his safe, kicked it, broke his toe and got gangrene and died... that's actually why they changed the label to black. This one was on the TV show that this guy "curated" some of these stories from... 1000 Ways to Die.
The guy who ate the Gekko, it must have passed on salmonella poisoning which in turn causes trouble with blood clotting and would have affected his liver. Then he got ascites due to the clotting issues effecting every organ including the liver which is why he had the fluid in his testicles and abdomen. I have actually looked after a few patients with salmonella poisoning in ITU, it’s no laughing case
In Belgium, people still regularly come across unexploded bombs from World War II. In 2020 a man from Lokeren found a shell using a metal detector. Unstead of calling the bomb squad, he decided to turn it into a garden ornament using a grinding wheel. His brains became the garden ornament...
The one about the girl with the vomit fetish is taken almost verbatim from the movie Spinal Tap, where one of the drummers died choking on someone else’s vomit.
If you live in a place where "free range" is posted, cows are exempt from causing harm. Cows have the right of way in a free-range area. If you are driving and you see a sign that reads, "Caution: Free Range" you should be on the lookout for cows or other range animals. And if you hit a cow with your car and the cow is killed, the owner of the cow can sue you for the price of the cow. So, if you live in a free-range area, and a cow falls down a hill and kills you, then that is just tuff luck, so they say.
You mean the guy didnt know that eating without chewing makes you choke? Then he should be countersued for wasting good breathing air while being stupid.
When I was about seven years old, I was out playing with a friend and we both watched a learner driver run over a younger child who ran across in front of his car. Reading that will probably make you think - ah well, fair enough, understandable tragedy but this was England in 1956 - cars looked like the Wacky Racers - like orange boxes on spoked wheels that did about 20 mph and the road this guy was on - having a lot of clutch control problems (kangaroo juice) was a huge space as half our estate was still in construction. He also tried to avoid the boy - the instructor driver also tried to steer away but it looked like they were drawn together by a magnet - the lad slid underneath and blood appeared. Of course, being fairly normal boys for the age - WW2 had only ended a few years before - my friend and I were both traumatised and fascinated enough to poke the congealing claret with sticks until we were shooed away by disgusted adults. That was my first dead one, sadly, the first of many.
When I was a little kid my favorite Disney character was Gaston. Everyone in my family thought it was funny but looking back on it I was right all along. Gaston is a hero trying to save the hottest chick in town from a monster! haha
no one knows when you're gonna die it can be anytime anywhere. example in this video is the man sleeping and a cow fell from the roof landed into him while he was sleeping and killed him.
@@wynottgivemore9274Maybe, but they should have checked the facts when they "curated" this content from OP's posts bc they messed up the stories with all of their mistakes. (Seriously, read OP's comments!)
Wait... You telling me someone was so excited they couldn't wait long enough to put on the MOST IMPORTANT ASPECT of skydiving! & just jumped out THE PLANE... WOW smgdh I wonder how long it took him to recognize wtf he just did... Talk abt absent minded. Idc how many jumps I go on... 1st step - Properly prepped Parachute on Back. Then everything else! Wtf
No, this "narrator" who "curated" content from OP's posts gave incorrect facts on a few if these. He grabbed the wrong backpack in his rush to film his friends bc they were similar in size, weight, etc.
The shotgun Wedding. I saw the video when it happened on a gun enthusiasts RUclips channel. He wasn't sure if the guy died or not but from the angel, it looked like he did.
The Taco man should not be able to sue, he was old enough and should have had enough common sense that you can choke from eating to fast and not chewing your food!
People helping to clean up the gene pool by deluding stupid out of it, we got a long way go but you got respect some folk's determination to rid themselves for the betterment of mankind.
On the dad that died from shoving 2 many tacos in his mouth……live by the sword - you die by the sword. How many can remember their mom hollering…..”Stop shoving all that in your mouth…..your gonna choke death. How many times do y’all kids have to be told something?”
A baby goat once bit my thumb at a petting zoo. I think it thought my thumb was a teat and tried to nurse from me, but got frustrated that there was no milk, so he bit me lol it hurt so bad and cracked my thumbnail.
I’m not saying you’re wrong but a few news stations reported him as using a blow torch. Look it up if you want but he’s just following what was reported from a few news outlets.
I'm guessing the roaches, the gecko, the gasoline drinker, the vomit girl, the multiple shot's. Anyone of these win's 🤦🏽♀️ I remember these on a 1000 Ways To Die
The tone of this channel is kind of disgusting. Like I get making jokes about idiots shooting shotguns at a wedding or train surfing. But making them about the little boy who died during the MRI, just weird
Really? I don’t believe that beer keg explosion story. The pressure in a beer keg is usually less than 60 psig. If it were to burst, it would simply split. A metal keg can’t disintegrate into shards of metal.
At 16:20 how can Asta be 35yrs old and dump her husband for a criminal that was 25yrs her junior? Montes would have to be a ten year old child being released from prison for sexual assault.
The woman got out of the car and went after the tiger, because the person it attacked was her daughter. I think any mother would try to save their child, even adult child, from something like that and willing give their life so their kid could survive.
Doesn't negate her daughter is a moron. It's a damn shame she lost her life for her daughters flat out stupidity. Which is what they're talking about...
I am a lawyer and worked for a firm that represented hospitals. We had a case very similar to this one. In ours, the patient in the MRI was an elderly lady who sadly was ridden with cancer. Despite the door plastered all over with warning signs prohibiting entry with any metal at all, the disorderly orderly entered the MRI room ......... Wait for it........wheeling a dolly with one of those big steel oxygen tanks strapped to it. Of course, it flew across the room into the machine and on top of the patient. The poor lady's demise was hastened significantly.
#5 I'm a delivery driver and I see this shit all the time. I've come close to hitting several idiots who insist on riding bicycles on a dark road with no lights and dark clothing. I can't tell you the number of times I've been flipped off for honking at them. Morons!
Yeah same but usually they were walking but had dark clothes on. They just don't seem to get that people can't see them until they're on them. I was taught to walk facing the traffic not with it
I had a person last night about midnight walking South on Interstate I 35 N in Texas close to the OK Border wearing dark clothes. I was in the passing lane driving 75 mph and they were walking right next to the White line. I didn’t see them until I almost hit them. It scared the crap out of me and how close I came to killing someone. Do these idiots have any idea what it could do to the driver that hits and kills them. I drive a Semi and they would have been killed and tore apart instantly if I would have hit them.
I keep a reflector vest in my truck because one night I ran out of fuel and had to walk to the gas station (pre-cell phone era). I noticed that I was wearing all dark clothes and, having had a few close calls with pedestrians at night, realized how hard it would be to see me. I got off the street when vehicles came by (there aren't many sidewalks here) but I was still nervous.
I delivered pizza for a few years. One Halloween night I saw a high school age trick or treater dressed up as a vampire on roller blades. He was criss crossing the street at dusk in a black cape.
There used to be a gentleman that lived in the same trailer park that I live in.... He would dress up as a ninja and ride his bicycle around all hours of the night. The State Police had cited him many times for doing this however, his obsession with dressing as a ninja, blacking out his bike and riding at night prevailed ... This was his norm until an exceptionally dark and rainy night when an 84 year old Mrs. Mildred was coming home from bingo night at the local Elk's Lodge... She was aware of ninja Bob on his blacked out bike and had nearly hit him before in the past. On this night though, she didn't see him in time to stop, the impact was nearly head on and tremendously violent... His bike as well as his body ended up underneath her car and he had perished before the paramedics and the fire department could arrive to save him. .. so please be responsible if dressing as a ninja and riding around on a blacked out bike at night.... If you are obsessed with doing this then I would strongly suggest that you do it in a park where there are no moving vehicles.😢
@@katarinatibai8396 Yeah I tend to agree a thrill seeker with no thought for others, I feel bad for that poor old lady ruined her bingo night and probably the rest of her life.
I'm not, but I blame the TV & movie industry for "teaching" people so many dangerous fallacies about animals. From giving cats milk (when most are lactose intolerant which can cause nausea, bloating, cramps, vomiting, & diarrhea and is a major cause for those mystery stains behind the couch & in the closet) to Anthropomorphizing them so OP think that they can take selfies, pet or ride them bareback (Seriously! Google "Tourons of Yellowstone" for proof).
Me too! I mean I am Kinda sad that Gary had to die but the poor grouper was just Mi didn’t his own business when Gary came along to spear him! He was only trying to get away.
I care a lot of more about a human than a mindless fish in its own habitat that has no concept of things like we do, fear, or emotions and possibly no feeling of pain. It's kind of sociopathic to feel more for a fish than a human being. Do you think that grouper is all innocent and it cares when it gobbles up other fish every day?
I have 437 jumps. I’ve never once entered a plane without my chute pack on and ready. We put it on and ask for a check. At the plane the pilot requires a check to get on the plane and the person behind you checks you before you jump. If you have a team you all check each other. I can’t comprehend forgetting a chute and boarding a plane and exiting without anyone else noticing either. Mental and in my opinion a bad jump zone. I’ve jumped all over the US and in 3 other countries and never ever been allowed on a plane unready to jump the moment I enter. 🤯
It was back in the day when the camera and video recording were huge and needed a battery pack. But this show isn't for me. I don't like to hear or watch people die. From stupidity or forgetting something important
The kid who thinks he can sue the organization that put the taco eating contest together, has another thing coming to him if he thinks he has a case. All of these contests have consents that those who participate in,sign prior to starting. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that should you decide to be in a timed food eating contest, that there is a possibility of choking, throwing up, passing out, or any other number of things. If people choose to do stupid things, then they are responsible for the outcome of said event.
Guess you didn't hear about the radio show contest to drink as much water as you can and hold it as long as you could. The woman died after her kidneys failed. The radio station was sued, as they were not aware that this could be fatal. I'm assuming, no forms were filled out to prevent such liable lawsuits at this event.
@@stefanschuh2957 Actually, the radio station WAS warned MANY times by medical professionals that this could indeed be fatal and to NOT do this. The radio station ignored all the wanings (of which there was proof) and was found liable in a court of law.
My dad told me a story from 1930/1940s southern Illinois country roads. Country roads are pitch dark at night. Two different young men liked to drive at night with no lights on. One night they collided head on. After that they both complained about neck, back, head and leg pain. How stupid do you have to be?
The parachutist without a parachute put on his rucksack with camera equipment on instead. There's a clip online of the moment he realises what's happened.
Here's a story from Malaysia: a motorcyclist did a wheelie on the busy highway (I think) at full speed, while his four months pregnant wife rode on the back. Another driver caught the whole thing on video and posted it on social media. The authorities saw that and descended upon the couple, and the couple were apprehended. The couple were fine, they didn't get into an accident following the stunt the husband pulled off, but had anything happened to them while they were being stupid, I would've only felt sorry for the unborn child for having idiot parents. Hopefully the stupid genes wasn't passed down...
Mannn....😒 You had me at; Here's a story from Malaysia! Man wheelied pregnant lady while speeding on moto bike... 🙄😏😑😶 Everything else was a haze and blur after police, couple fined, lady an badly okay. Not hoping or looking for tragedy. Just thought I was gonna be sort of entertained¡
I agree. I just listened to the taco eating contest. His son's sueing because of the danger. Reminds me of a young mother that was on the air at a radio station for a water ( * it may have been milk) drinking contest. I wonder if her family sued? Until then, I had no clue a person could die from too much liquid, that's not alcohol.
it was a water drinking contest the winner was to be awarded a Wii if they could hold out the longest without going to the restroom - sad thing is SEVERAL nurses and doctors called the station during the contest and warned them of the dangers to which the DJ's ignored them and even mocked them. To answer your question though - yes the family won millions but it was at the cost of I believe it was 3 boys losing their mother. Needless to say the DJ's were fired but in my opinion should of been brought up on charges.@@ritawashere5787
My homie almost bit the bullet just like #14 once back when he was a homeless squatter punk. He was riding on top of a NYC train going over the river from Queens into Manhattan. He was totally drunk, as usual, and while im awe of how beautiful the city looked he never saw the beam til it smashed his head. Miraculously he managed to get down and make it to a hospital. Dr. said just an inch over and he woulda been gone. Now hes working on tv/film sets with his own place not relying on anyone. Damn proud of the little bastard. 😁
When I was 6 I was at the Peterborough Zoo in Ontario. It was 1982 and there were no restrictions to having dogs in the zoo, so I was walking my aunts beagle. Just before leaving I was walking "Bingo" by a bison enclosure when my aunts dog started to bark at the bison. This pissed off a large male bull who charged at me and my aunts dog. Luckily it hit head on with the fence post which bent it massively. After that dogs were banned from the zoo, they built double fenced enclosures and added an electric fence.
A man was driving down the middle of our street the other night and almost got hit by 2 different cars, many people are just too dumb for their own good these days.
No I don't agree with the son of the guy who died eating tacos. Get real the guy knew it was dangerous to shove a bunch of food into your mouth! So much food that it would kill you! Come on man!
Ikr!?! It's not like the water drinking contest bc most OP don't realize how dangerous it is. AND they (usually) make you sign a waiver listing the dangers.
When I was 5, I was on an outing to a farm and was walking on a gate to a cow/bull enclosure. The adults were in deep convo. And not paying attention and the bull knocked me clear off the fence. I was luckily not seriously harmed. Lol just got a great story to tell.
The 2nd lady who jumped out of the car at the Tiger Park you callously"thought that she could slay the tiger" was the girl's MOTHER trying to save her daughter. Like you I did my best parenting when I didn't have kids too.
"Fail safe," and I'm personally extremely leery of workers who might kill me when I found out earlier they can't spell. Like "air floe" on my furnace filter box. Um...if you see stupid early on, there's your sign. What else did they screw up? A: a LOT worse than that. It normally turns out.
No its a real Story but little different . He did not want miss the jump to recording his friends. In a Hurry he grab his backpack instead of his Parachute and jumped .
@@amdidextrous it was an accident . No need to call someone stupid for such a reason . IF your brain has too much Adrenalin, you cant control yourself as good. He was exited to record the jump and react quick and picked the wrong Parachute .is rude to call someone stupid
Out of all of these crazy and tragic deaths, which one surprised you the most?
I haven't watched the video yet, thank you.
Lol @@fritzidler9871
Can't wait. Your buarbor
Hickey. Imagine if the GF Hickeys his Schlong Ding Dong below, how much Blood Clot will be there?
The last one
The girl who got electrocuted because lightning struck her house the exact moment she was plugging her phone in isnt really dumb, just terrible, terrible luck. A freak accident
I wrote exactly the same comment just before noticing yours.
It was a final destination death. Fate
Smart to avoid wires of all sorts during thunderstorms.
@SubjectDelta20 she wasn't dumb at all...but the way she died way dumb.
I agree 💯
Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience.
Darwinism at it's finest
Oof! Your comment made me laugh and then instantly feel bad for it, good one @Joy Shimpa 😂
Natural selection is a beautiful thing. It keeps the stupid away from us.
That’s why most people don’t make it back
You don't need a parachute to skydive...you need one if you intend to do it more than once.
"He wasn't under the influence of nothing". Clearly he was under the influence of stupidity and that can be the most deadly influence. As noted throughout this video.
Lol
I've learned that some people will do anything for the attention, approval, and praise of others. Even dying, making their existence useless.
Accidental selfie unalive come to mind.....sad....
My former kickboxing coach is pretty well known in my hometown, and gets a lot of free reign virtually wherever he goes. One day, He got to go into the feeding areas near the lion enclosure at the Henry Doorly Zoo. He had a very interesting story to tell. Apparently, Lions are not only physically deadly, but also highly intelligent. The feeding area has a walkway with two yellow lines down the center, with bars on each side between you and the lions that are wide enough to throw meat through. The lines are to mark the safety area, essentially marking where the lions cannot reach you, should they put their forelegs through the bars. Well, the lions caught onto this system fairly quickly, because they took to doing coordinated attacks. One lion would spring into the bars on one side, thus scaring the hapless zoo worker into jumping backwards, and passed the yellow line on the opposite side. When that happened, a second lion lying in wait on that
side, would grab the scared individual from behind. A few visits to the emergency room eventually got them to change this layout.
"A few visits" 😬🤦♀️
You'd think that it'd only take one 🫨🤕🤷♀️
Wow. Talk about a coordinated attack.
LMAO. LOL
I do feel bad about the girls that were electrocuted. That wasn’t so much dumb as it was bad luck. It reminds me of another case where a young girl was using her curling iron and unbeknownst to her there was a gas leak in her apartment. When she plugged I her curling iron it caused a spark and then an explosion. The sad part was she was giving an tutorial on hair styling so she was recording herself. You don’t see the explosion on the video but you do see the video suddenly look like it’s pixeling and then go blank. It looks like a glitch or power outage at the worst but it chilling knowing what really happened.
Omg yeah that's horrible
Well, being on/ holding a device while it's charging during lightening is actually very dangerous... not bad luck. The child nust have not known the dangers. I just needed to mention it for anyone who may not be aware.. Also being near bodies of water is very dangerous during lightening too.
OMG that's so sad!! I just read the rest of your comment.
Or plumbing. You don't want to be in the way of electricity going to ground by washing dishes or whatever
Bro imagine losing your wife to a dude that just got outta jail for sexual assault
24:12 I don't think a girl electrocuted by an incredible freak accident of timing while simply trying to charge her cell phone should be on this list. Can any of us say there is no way this could happen to us? 38:30 Same thing. You're sleeping, and something (anything) crashes through your ceiling and kills you. Freak accident, but how is that dumb?
It's dumb for several reasons. 1. You shouldn't be using your phone while it's charging. 2. You shouldn't charge your phone when it's lightening. 3. You shouldn't use your phone when it's lightening. 4. You violated all of the previous protocols and used your phone while it was charging and it was lightening. You're asking to die when you're that dumb.
The scariest thing that happened to me with animals in captivity happened several years ago when I was a teenager. I was in the reptile building, and was checking out their anaconda. From what I was told, it usually lays completely still and is really docile. For an anaconda at least. I was standing there watching it when it suddenly lunged out at me. It struck the viewing window so hard it cracked it, and that's bulletproof glass. It scared me so bad that I almost wet myself. Needless to say, they got the snake out of the enclosure until they had it repaired and reinforced. But a snake that can literally eat me, suddenly lunging at me with such speed and ferocity gave me actual nightmares for quite a while.
Never underestimate the raw power of animals that even seem lazy and docile. Unless it's a domestic kitten (or something similar), you're not going to win the fight.
Hell, you're not even safe from kittens - those little stinkers have murder mittens! They can hurt you just playing, let alone being feisty. I had to tell my doctor that I wasn't a "cutter" but rather I'd rescued a kitten. LOL
bullet proof glass 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@LittleBlueOwl318 Not to mention that cats are plotting our deaths and hold conferences to go over the details. I'm pretty sure they also have a "Caticon" which is similar to a Comicon where they have panels, celebrity cats, and novelty shops.
Cats get their orders from the Ashtar Galactic Command and then pass them on to Satan so he can spread the word to all cats.
@@LittleBlueOwl318Yeah, seriously! I rescued a nearly feral, 5-6wk old Polydactyl Australian Mist kitten recently and spent the first month with my fingers shredded, until I taught him to control those murder mittens.
My neighbor really wants to play with him but almost died from Bartonella (Cat Scratch Disease) and is terrified of a relapse.
Cats are fomites and carry Every. Single. Germ. home to you.
Mr. Lobster arrived covered in covid-19, we were all sick 10 days later.
Oh damn the vomit one almost made me vomit! Yeah i know don't kink shame but that is absolutely disgusting
I think you have the green light to kink shame in this case, because she forced her fetish upon a man who did not give consent.
His thoughts were derailed…decapitated. The idea of a headless body or a bodiless head freaks me out.
Now there is a new lyric to add: No one dies like Gaston!
This happened last year in San Antonio, a father had been drinking a lot with his friends and put a mortar firework on top of his head and blew his head off
Gaston from Disney world, Orlando?!?! Florida man strikes again...
Yasss
@@jennifreakthompson8888 Actually, this one happened in Maine, a mile from where I live. He only worked in Florida, he was fresh out of high school. I can't say for certain if he was actually drinking or not. But the Gaston one is from Maine.
Lmao!🤣😂
We will all die. But dying stupidly is like dying twice.
It would seem that Darwin is not a cautionary tale but more of a "Hold my beer and watch this" (or "my vodka") 🤔
"Bey, it's gotta be better than being crushed by a falling cow, right?"
OMG I almost fell off my chair laughing...sorry for their loved ones loss...but that's hysterical .
I very nearly vomited at that emitophilia story, myself 🤮
Me too 🤢
The # 9 incident happened in Scottsdale, Arizona. Here in Phoenix is very common to find getko lizards in the backyard and all around your home. The group of friends were having a party and drinking beer in the porch when they caught a small getko and in a dare for $5 bucks they challenged him to swallow the lizard whole and alive, challenge that he accepted. Two days later he was rushed to Emergency where he deteriorated and died.
Serves them right. Innocent animals should never be hurt fir stupid humans.
The golfer who swung his club at golf cart after a bad shot , the club broke in two , one piece ricochet off cart and hit his jugular vein on his neck and he died before Emergency could arrive to Golf Course.....😂😂😂
Jack Daniel, who died bc he forgot the combination to his safe, kicked it, broke his toe and got gangrene and died... that's actually why they changed the label to black.
This one was on the TV show that this guy "curated" some of these stories from... 1000 Ways to Die.
The guy who ate the Gekko, it must have passed on salmonella poisoning which in turn causes trouble with blood clotting and would have affected his liver. Then he got ascites due to the clotting issues effecting every organ including the liver which is why he had the fluid in his testicles and abdomen. I have actually looked after a few patients with salmonella poisoning in ITU, it’s no laughing case
I really thought they were going to say salamander poisoning.
In Belgium, people still regularly come across unexploded bombs from World War II. In 2020 a man from Lokeren found a shell using a metal detector. Unstead of calling the bomb squad, he decided to turn it into a garden ornament using a grinding wheel. His brains became the garden ornament...
Thrash vomit story was something else.
I spoke too soon.... That roach story far surpassed that vomits story.
The vomit girl. That is just the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard!
Is that Lighthouse Horror I hear narrating some of this?!
If so, NIIIICE! ❤ ya man!
The one about the girl with the vomit fetish is taken almost verbatim from the movie Spinal Tap, where one of the drummers died choking on someone else’s vomit.
22:45 Dude died on his birthday, he died the day he was born. That's messed up. 😒
40:32 That's why my wife and I monitor what our children watch.
This Video has really scared me about dying, so I decided to live forever.
If you live in a place where "free range" is posted, cows are exempt from causing harm. Cows have the right of way in a free-range area. If you are driving and you see a sign that reads, "Caution: Free Range" you should be on the lookout for cows or other range animals. And if you hit a cow with your car and the cow is killed, the owner of the cow can sue you for the price of the cow. So, if you live in a free-range area, and a cow falls down a hill and kills you, then that is just tuff luck, so they say.
"NO CAPES!"😂
You mean the guy didnt know that eating without chewing makes you choke? Then he should be countersued for wasting good breathing air while being stupid.
When I was about seven years old, I was out playing with a friend and we both watched a learner driver run over a younger child who ran across in front of his car. Reading that will probably make you think - ah well, fair enough, understandable tragedy but this was England in 1956 - cars looked like the Wacky Racers - like orange boxes on spoked wheels that did about 20 mph and the road this guy was on - having a lot of clutch control problems (kangaroo juice) was a huge space as half our estate was still in construction. He also tried to avoid the boy - the instructor driver also tried to steer away but it looked like they were drawn together by a magnet - the lad slid underneath and blood appeared. Of course, being fairly normal boys for the age - WW2 had only ended a few years before - my friend and I were both traumatised and fascinated enough to poke the congealing claret with sticks until we were shooed away by disgusted adults. That was my first dead one, sadly, the first of many.
When I was a little kid my favorite Disney character was Gaston. Everyone in my family thought it was funny but looking back on it I was right all along. Gaston is a hero trying to save the hottest chick in town from a monster! haha
this has me rolling😂
And laughing!
no one knows when you're gonna die it can be anytime anywhere. example in this video is the man sleeping and a cow fell from the roof landed into him while he was sleeping and killed him.
The hospital offered the parents 1M after killing their 6 yr old son, that ain't shit
Ikr!?! And some moronic bass turds here are calling the parents greedy and other 🦬💩 like that.
LIKE WTF?!?
Haha loved this episode. And your cheeky remarks got you another subscriber. Cheers man.
Isn't this the same exact video as this? ruclips.net/video/lC9kismHYo4/видео.html
Dumbest ways to die... Bad badger kills me for showing his reposts 😂
Well if he wouldn't have reposted then it never would've shown up in my feed...and I'm glad he did. So there!✌️
@@wynottgivemore9274Maybe, but they should have checked the facts when they "curated" this content from OP's posts bc they messed up the stories with all of their mistakes.
(Seriously, read OP's comments!)
Wait... You telling me someone was so excited they couldn't wait long enough to put on the MOST IMPORTANT ASPECT of skydiving!
& just jumped out THE PLANE...
WOW smgdh I wonder how long it took him to recognize wtf he just did...
Talk abt absent minded. Idc how many jumps I go on...
1st step - Properly prepped Parachute on Back. Then everything else! Wtf
No, this "narrator" who "curated" content from OP's posts gave incorrect facts on a few if these.
He grabbed the wrong backpack in his rush to film his friends bc they were similar in size, weight, etc.
That vodka story, if a bartender served those,they should be arrested cuz they should know how dangerous and fatal that is
The shotgun Wedding. I saw the video when it happened on a gun enthusiasts RUclips channel. He wasn't sure if the guy died or not but from the angel, it looked like he did.
"somehow she got the puke in her mouth?" No, he barfed stright down her throat then freaked out and ran away when she started to choke..
This was awesome... I dont think ill let anyone leave hicky marks on me anymore
The Taco man should not be able to sue, he was old enough and should have had enough common sense that you can choke from eating to fast and not chewing your food!
People helping to clean up the gene pool by deluding stupid out of it, we got a long way go but you got respect some folk's determination to rid themselves for the betterment of mankind.
🤣 1:26 Train COwboy must have a Working Cam or cellphone and maybe found by others?
I've seen bike accidents. They don't flip "dozens" on times. MAYBE 2 or 3 times. Tops.
On the dad that died from shoving 2 many tacos in his mouth……live by the sword - you die by the sword. How many can remember their mom hollering…..”Stop shoving all that in your mouth…..your gonna choke death. How many times do y’all kids have to be told something?”
Short version of all these, don't be stupid, and you don't get Darwin award.
Eating and consuming liquor should never be a contest.😔
Damn, that poor girl charging her phone when lightening struck the house….talk about when it’s your time to die…jeez.
I thought explosive barrels were always red and had a skull painted om them..
Just the ACME brand at the Looney Tunes stores 😹🤣😹
A baby goat once bit my thumb at a petting zoo. I think it thought my thumb was a teat and tried to nurse from me, but got frustrated that there was no milk, so he bit me lol it hurt so bad and cracked my thumbnail.
Guy chokes on a taco and then tries to Sue? What nonsense.
did you mean a cutting torch? a blow torch is only used to heat something and does not get hot enough to cut metal
I’m not saying you’re wrong but a few news stations reported him as using a blow torch. Look it up if you want but he’s just following what was reported from a few news outlets.
I'm guessing the roaches, the gecko, the gasoline drinker, the vomit girl, the multiple shot's. Anyone of these win's 🤦🏽♀️ I remember these on a 1000 Ways To Die
Whatever happened to COMMON SENSE???????
@@joanjames5186 Right, I guess it's not popular, so ppl rather get attention for foolishness
Roaches are just land shrimp.
I'm lactose intolerant and i just drank a glass of milk....i'm so gangsta
14:45 thanks captain obvious lol I'm pretty sure everybody knows choking on food is one of the most common ways to choke
The tone of this channel is kind of disgusting. Like I get making jokes about idiots shooting shotguns at a wedding or train surfing. But making them about the little boy who died during the MRI, just weird
today a wolf ran in front of me
It’s called a shotgun wedding for a reason..
Really? I don’t believe that beer keg explosion story. The pressure in a beer keg is usually less than 60 psig. If it were to burst, it would simply split. A metal keg can’t disintegrate into shards of metal.
The MRI kid looks like Felix/Pewds
At 16:20 how can Asta be 35yrs old and dump her husband for a criminal that was 25yrs her junior? Montes would have to be a ten year old child being released from prison for sexual assault.
28:06 eating a corn dog as I watch this..😂
Shotguns don't shoot bullets, they're either slugs or shot.
Cage got what he deserved - Goliath groupers are a protected species being a moron with a Darwin Award is not.
The woman got out of the car and went after the tiger, because the person it attacked was her daughter. I think any mother would try to save their child, even adult child, from something like that and willing give their life so their kid could survive.
Her kid would have survived anyway... :|
@@DirtyMikeandTheBoyz horrible thing to say
@DirtyMikeandTheBoyz but she didn't know that
Right I would have done the same thing for my children those who wouldn't don't deserve kids
Doesn't negate her daughter is a moron. It's a damn shame she lost her life for her daughters flat out stupidity. Which is what they're talking about...
the guy that jumped without his chute wins the Wile E Coyote lifetime achievement award
😂🤣!!!
Wiley Coyote is the original Mr Splat
😂😂😂
Bro got the backpack with an anvil in it.
@@SpaceGhostMars94 😂
As a nurse, you know to not go into MRI with even a pair of metal hairclips😮
I am a lawyer and worked for a firm that represented hospitals. We had a case very similar to this one. In ours, the patient in the MRI was an elderly lady who sadly was ridden with cancer. Despite the door plastered all over with warning signs prohibiting entry with any metal at all, the disorderly orderly entered the MRI room ......... Wait for it........wheeling a dolly with one of those big steel oxygen tanks strapped to it. Of course, it flew across the room into the machine and on top of the patient. The poor lady's demise was hastened significantly.
My aunt had her walker sucked into a mri not too long ago. No one was hurt but she said the technician was a nervous wreck.
Never trust a minimum wage worker. Sorry. I've seen more stupid crap...
It takes forever to turn them off...
As a kid we went through a wild animal park in our car and an ostrich put his head in the car and stole my dad's cigarettes lol.
He just needed a smoke man he was trying to quit but he couldn't 😂
You ever see those things outrun a bike?? Or a CAR??
No. Where can I see that?
Lol!-things!@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
Funny! How did your Dad react?!
That ostrich wasn't just bumming one smoke. It wanted the whole damn pack 😂
#5 I'm a delivery driver and I see this shit all the time. I've come close to hitting several idiots who insist on riding bicycles on a dark road with no lights and dark clothing. I can't tell you the number of times I've been flipped off for honking at them. Morons!
Yeah same but usually they were walking but had dark clothes on. They just don't seem to get that people can't see them until they're on them. I was taught to walk facing the traffic not with it
I had one person yell at me, didn't see them walking in the street at night wearing black clothes.... smh
I had a person last night about midnight walking South on Interstate I 35 N in Texas close to the OK Border wearing dark clothes. I was in the passing lane driving 75 mph and they were walking right next to the White line. I didn’t see them until I almost hit them. It scared the crap out of me and how close I came to killing someone. Do these idiots have any idea what it could do to the driver that hits and kills them. I drive a Semi and they would have been killed and tore apart instantly if I would have hit them.
I keep a reflector vest in my truck because one night I ran out of fuel and had to walk to the gas station (pre-cell phone era). I noticed that I was wearing all dark clothes and, having had a few close calls with pedestrians at night, realized how hard it would be to see me. I got off the street when vehicles came by (there aren't many sidewalks here) but I was still nervous.
I delivered pizza for a few years. One Halloween night I saw a high school age trick or treater dressed up as a vampire on roller blades. He was criss crossing the street at dusk in a black cape.
There used to be a gentleman that lived in the same trailer park that I live in.... He would dress up as a ninja and ride his bicycle around all hours of the night. The State Police had cited him many times for doing this however, his obsession with dressing as a ninja, blacking out his bike and riding at night prevailed ... This was his norm until an exceptionally dark and rainy night when an 84 year old Mrs. Mildred was coming home from bingo night at the local Elk's Lodge... She was aware of ninja Bob on his blacked out bike and had nearly hit him before in the past. On this night though, she didn't see him in time to stop, the impact was nearly head on and tremendously violent... His bike as well as his body ended up underneath her car and he had perished before the paramedics and the fire department could arrive to save him. .. so please be responsible if dressing as a ninja and riding around on a blacked out bike at night.... If you are obsessed with doing this then I would strongly suggest that you do it in a park where there are no moving vehicles.😢
Poor guy . . . He must’ve died doing what made him happy though 😌😌
Poor 84yr old lady knowing she killed someone
I'll keep this in mind the next time that I do this...
He was all for no risk - no fun...
@@katarinatibai8396 Yeah I tend to agree a thrill seeker with no thought for others, I feel bad for that poor old lady ruined her bingo night and probably the rest of her life.
I am always surprised by people who do not understand the sheer power of wild animals.
I'm not, but I blame the TV & movie industry for "teaching" people so many dangerous fallacies about animals.
From giving cats milk (when most are lactose intolerant which can cause nausea, bloating, cramps, vomiting, & diarrhea and is a major cause for those mystery stains behind the couch & in the closet) to Anthropomorphizing them so OP think that they can take selfies, pet or ride them bareback (Seriously! Google "Tourons of Yellowstone" for proof).
Yep you see big ass tiger what you gonna say come here little kitty mmmm
#15 feel really sorry for the Grouper if I'm honest.
Me too.
Me too! I mean I am
Kinda sad that Gary had to die but the poor grouper was just Mi didn’t his own business when Gary came along to spear him! He was only trying to get away.
Yup! Me too😿
I care a lot of more about a human than a mindless fish in its own habitat that has no concept of things like we do, fear, or emotions and possibly no feeling of pain. It's kind of sociopathic to feel more for a fish than a human being. Do you think that grouper is all innocent and it cares when it gobbles up other fish every day?
@@dickJohnsonpeter Someone piss in your cereal this morning?
You seem... agitated.
I have 437 jumps. I’ve never once entered a plane without my chute pack on and ready. We put it on and ask for a check. At the plane the pilot requires a check to get on the plane and the person behind you checks you before you jump. If you have a team you all check each other. I can’t comprehend forgetting a chute and boarding a plane and exiting without anyone else noticing either. Mental and in my opinion a bad jump zone. I’ve jumped all over the US and in 3 other countries and never ever been allowed on a plane unready to jump the moment I enter. 🤯
From what I've heard, he didn't forget, he grabbed the wrong backpack in his rush to film his friends.
It was back in the day when the camera and video recording were huge and needed a battery pack. But this show isn't for me. I don't like to hear or watch people die. From stupidity or forgetting something important
Never let facts get in the way of a good story.
The kid who thinks he can sue the organization that put the taco eating contest together, has another thing coming to him if he thinks he has a case. All of these contests have consents that those who participate in,sign prior to starting. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that should you decide to be in a timed food eating contest, that there is a possibility of choking, throwing up, passing out, or any other number of things. If people choose to do stupid things, then they are responsible for the outcome of said event.
You'd think that but I've seen some really stupid cases go through and the plaintiffs win. Juries are really stupid sometimes.
As they say, "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"
Guess you didn't hear about the radio show contest to drink as much water as you can and hold it as long as you could. The woman died after her kidneys failed. The radio station was sued, as they were not aware that this could be fatal. I'm assuming, no forms were filled out to prevent such liable lawsuits at this event.
@@stefanschuh2957 Actually, the radio station WAS warned MANY times by medical professionals that this could indeed be fatal and to NOT do this. The radio station ignored all the wanings (of which there was proof) and was found liable in a court of law.
But tacos!? The hell? So many small pieces to choke on.
First one, poetic justice, don't hunt protected species, anywhere.
I wonder if the guy who died from the gecko had Geico life insurance?😂
My dad told me a story from 1930/1940s southern Illinois country roads. Country roads are pitch dark at night. Two different young men liked to drive at night with no lights on. One night they collided head on. After that they both complained about neck, back, head and leg pain. How stupid do you have to be?
The parachutist without a parachute put on his rucksack with camera equipment on instead. There's a clip online of the moment he realises what's happened.
Where can I find that clip?
Ivan McGuire....google experienced parashooter forgets to put on parashoot and dies.... you'll get it.
@@PetloverTN The guy's name was Ivan McGuire, there are lots of videos on RUclips about him and many of them show clips of the video he took.
@@CockRobinsontheres a video??? Ahh man
20:10 Closer to 50 years ago. Lava lams were popular in the late 60's and early 70s, so that's 50 years ago.
Damn, I feel old.
LOL, yeah and I still have one from back then.
@@Tlyna1952 lava lamps, shag carpeting & blacklight posters.
They also had a resurgence in the 90s, I had one! And then my son asked for one last Xmas! They are so cool though!
@danielkokal8819, weren't shag rugs the worst?
Here's a story from Malaysia:
a motorcyclist did a wheelie on the busy highway (I think) at full speed, while his four months pregnant wife rode on the back. Another driver caught the whole thing on video and posted it on social media. The authorities saw that and descended upon the couple, and the couple were apprehended. The couple were fine, they didn't get into an accident following the stunt the husband pulled off, but had anything happened to them while they were being stupid, I would've only felt sorry for the unborn child for having idiot parents. Hopefully the stupid genes wasn't passed down...
Mannn....😒 You had me at; Here's a story from Malaysia! Man wheelied pregnant lady while speeding on moto bike... 🙄😏😑😶 Everything else was a haze and blur after police, couple fined, lady an badly okay. Not hoping or looking for tragedy. Just thought I was gonna be sort of entertained¡
Baby*
That was ... a story 😑
I agree.
I just listened to the taco eating contest. His son's sueing because of the danger.
Reminds me of a young mother that was on the air at a radio station for a water ( * it may have been milk) drinking contest.
I wonder if her family sued?
Until then, I had no clue a person could die from too much liquid, that's not alcohol.
it was a water drinking contest the winner was to be awarded a Wii if they could hold out the longest without going to the restroom - sad thing is SEVERAL nurses and doctors called the station during the contest and warned them of the dangers to which the DJ's ignored them and even mocked them. To answer your question though - yes the family won millions but it was at the cost of I believe it was 3 boys losing their mother. Needless to say the DJ's were fired but in my opinion should of been brought up on charges.@@ritawashere5787
The fact that none of these victims can procreate is very comforting 😊
Most had kids before they died
Some how a joke was missed. If you Battle a tiger unarmed he may still disarm you.
Thank You Genifer...!
Twice, if you're really unlucky
Still laughing at bruh getting fished 😂😂💀💀😂😂😂
My homie almost bit the bullet just like #14 once back when he was a homeless squatter punk. He was riding on top of a NYC train going over the river from Queens into Manhattan. He was totally drunk, as usual, and while im awe of how beautiful the city looked he never saw the beam til it smashed his head. Miraculously he managed to get down and make it to a hospital. Dr. said just an inch over and he woulda been gone. Now hes working on tv/film sets with his own place not relying on anyone. Damn proud of the little bastard. 😁
Might have knocked some sense into him 🤔
@JuicySmoolietsSubwaySamm-qg6rk Too bad you're still capable of breathing and writing this yourself 😞
Wow, that's really good! Tell him I'm proud of him, too... from Louisiana 👌🏾
Tell him Alberta , 🇨🇦 Canada is hoping he continues to do awesome! Cheers!! 😁
When I was 6 I was at the Peterborough Zoo in Ontario. It was 1982 and there were no restrictions to having dogs in the zoo, so I was walking my aunts beagle. Just before leaving I was walking "Bingo" by a bison enclosure when my aunts dog started to bark at the bison. This pissed off a large male bull who charged at me and my aunts dog. Luckily it hit head on with the fence post which bent it massively. After that dogs were banned from the zoo, they built double fenced enclosures and added an electric fence.
Beagles and boxers are about the dumbest dogs on the planet...
A man was driving down the middle of our street the other night and almost got hit by 2 different cars, many people are just too dumb for their own good these days.
The sky diver mistook his camera bag for the bag holding the parachute..
No I don't agree with the son of the guy who died eating tacos. Get real the guy knew it was dangerous to shove a bunch of food into your mouth! So much food that it would kill you! Come on man!
Ikr!?! It's not like the water drinking contest bc most OP don't realize how dangerous it is.
AND they (usually) make you sign a waiver listing the dangers.
When I was 5, I was on an outing to a farm and was walking on a gate to a cow/bull enclosure. The adults were in deep convo. And not paying attention and the bull knocked me clear off the fence. I was luckily not seriously harmed. Lol just got a great story to tell.
Small things can change your life dear..
Yeah, cows and bulls will knock you around something fierce boy. They do not know their own strength. They are strong as hell. 😮
Not that great of a story honestly...
@@aaronhepler8070Better than yours 🙄🤦♀️
@@cassiusdio6048Dam🦫Rught!!! They can (& have) kill/ed full grown men totally on accident 😿
The 2nd lady who jumped out of the car at the Tiger Park you callously"thought that she could slay the tiger" was the girl's MOTHER trying to save her daughter. Like you I did my best parenting when I didn't have kids too.
Looks like bad judgment was inherited
2 separate ladies jumped out of a car with tigers around... both are idiots regardless of your feelings.
Still dumb to think you can fight a tiger especially as an old woman
How the hell do you forget to strap on your parachute?😅
He grabbed the wrong backpack in his rush to film his friends.
As far as the man who died in that special hug, I hope it wasn't necessary to let his wife find out how he died. Poor woman.
They didn’t say that he had a wife.
@@squirellmaster1 He did
Of course it's necessary the wife knows. The guy died being a pos.
love the first story, leave fish alone
MRI rooms should have an automatic locking safety feature.
We have falesafes and MRI education now.
"Fail safe," and I'm personally extremely leery of workers who might kill me when I found out earlier they can't spell.
Like "air floe" on my furnace filter box. Um...if you see stupid early on, there's your sign. What else did they screw up?
A: a LOT worse than that. It normally turns out.
Nine of these stories are old urban legends, and two are physically impossible.
Which ones?
The guy who forgot to put his parachute on is one of the most bizarre deaths I've heard of. 😮
I'd like to see newspaper or some type of document anyway...I smell Urban Legend.
No its a real Story but little different . He did not want miss the jump to recording his friends. In a Hurry he grab his backpack instead of his Parachute and jumped .
Especially after he had already done 800 jumps, either suicide or blatant stupidity.
@@amdidextrous it was an accident . No need to call someone stupid for such a reason . IF your brain has too much Adrenalin, you cant control yourself as good. He was exited to record the jump and react quick and picked the wrong Parachute .is rude to call someone stupid
@@feridedogan7653was it an accident? I heard someone purposely messed with his parachute and put rocks in his backpack and took the parachute out 😢
1st guy DESERVED IT !!!! a PROTECTED ANIMAL , should be left alone. YAY..FISHY!!!! 😘
I think I will always remember the guy who jumped into a river to escape some bees... darn fish with lots of teeth.