Embarrassingly Dumb Ways People Died - Darwin Awards Winners [Part 9]

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  • Опубликовано: 4 июн 2024
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @killeing
    @killeing 3 года назад +619

    You know the only thing worse than how these people died is the awkward funerals their families must have afterwards....
    "What'd your kid die of?"
    "My son died in a fire saving four children from a burning house. How about yours?"
    "Mine died trying to scale the cathedral in order to take a selfie for her followers on instagram."
    "No seriously, how?"

    • @F4KE08
      @F4KE08 3 года назад +12

      XD

    • @sonic_has_ur_address6321
      @sonic_has_ur_address6321 2 года назад +36

      "Thats actully how she died"
      "Wait really?"
      "Yes i warned her"
      "She was dumb eh?"
      "Yep"

    • @abeana86
      @abeana86 2 года назад +32

      “Damn, that’s dumb.”
      “I know right?”
      “She was literally a big kid!”
      “She should have known the dangerous consequence.”
      “Yep, true.”

    • @TheChamp820
      @TheChamp820 2 года назад +19

      @@abeana86 "oh hey guys"
      "Frank how'd you die "
      "Someone threw a grenade at me for no reason"
      "Bro.."
      "Yeah,I hate world War four"

    • @abeana86
      @abeana86 2 года назад +9

      @@TheChamp820 “Bruh Same I hate ww4”
      “We all did 😔”

  • @bibobrabernard1091
    @bibobrabernard1091 3 года назад +745

    “Some ideas are so dumb, even hearing them makes you feel slightly less intelligent” wow that’s a keeper😂😂

  • @madabbafan
    @madabbafan 8 месяцев назад +104

    George: Captain, what do we do if we step on a mine?
    Blackadder: Well, the common reaction is to jump 100 feet in the air then scatter yourself over a wide area.

  • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
    @Grey_Warden_Invasion 11 месяцев назад +72

    The light fasting one has to be the stupidest of them all by far. As stunningly stupid as the others might have been, in those cases they were accidents, they happened quickly, so not like these people could have still taken a step back to think things over again once something started to go wrong. This woman had freaking weeks and not once did she stop to think, "Maybe that wasn't such a good idea after all."

    • @Taterzz
      @Taterzz 9 месяцев назад +3

      women never admit they are wrong

    • @Kylesb
      @Kylesb 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Taterzz Well, duh. All of us women are perfection incarnate. There is never an opportunity for us to be wrong! 🤣🤣

    • @Life-Sky
      @Life-Sky 8 месяцев назад +12

      The thing is when you don't eat for so long your brain starts to slow down and your brain chemicals get messed up: You may feel "calm" because your brain starts to prepare for hunting/foraging, thus sharpening your senses and giving you clarity of mind (people mistake this thinking "I'm feeling good" when instead it's their brain trying to avoid death by sending all it's resources to itself in order to find a solution)

    • @efxnews4776
      @efxnews4776 3 месяца назад +5

      @@Life-Sky Bingo, this is literally a case of die for your beliefs, is not much different from monks setting thenselves on fire to send a message... in the first week she could have thought this true, but after that, the brain start to suffer the severe consequences of starvation and so, is up to others step in.

    • @user-ym4xy6us5e
      @user-ym4xy6us5e 3 месяца назад +1

      Western universities (with female presidents) are currently dropping like flies due to similar diehard devotion to (DEI) ideology.

  • @Ed-uu9eo
    @Ed-uu9eo Год назад +127

    8:00 reminds me of a hilarious Family Feud answer. “Name something that can kill a party.” “A gun.”

    • @TylerTMG
      @TylerTMG Год назад +5

      technicly (i know i cant spell)

    • @TheDendran
      @TheDendran Год назад +6

      "Guns dont kill people, I do!"
      -Rifleman, WarCraft III

    • @TylerTMG
      @TylerTMG Год назад +1

      @@TheDendran NO _I_ DO *gunshots*

    • @WilliamDearthwd
      @WilliamDearthwd Месяц назад

      ​@TheDendran
      And Mr. Larson (Richard Kiel) wore a T-Shirt labeled: GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. I KILL PEOPLE.

    • @WilliamDearthwd
      @WilliamDearthwd Месяц назад +1

      ​​@@TheDendran
      Richard Kiel as Mr. Larson wore such a shirt in Happy Gilmore.

  • @winniebae4alwayyz963
    @winniebae4alwayyz963 2 года назад +595

    *“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”*
    ~ Albert Einstein

  • @Seinari
    @Seinari Год назад +29

    I mean the meditating woman did technically manage to spend the rest of her life without eating

  • @eduarddvorecky3731
    @eduarddvorecky3731 10 месяцев назад +8

    I heard about one guy that was close to it.
    He decided to cut off random chunk of steel with oxy-acetylene torch. Lucky for everyone around his boss stopped him and called cops.
    Chunk of steel turned out to be soviet WW2 100kg bomb

  • @JackFrostIsHere
    @JackFrostIsHere 3 года назад +507

    *"Never invite a friend to a party with less than 3 brain cells" 😂*
    *this guy always makes my day with a smile 😂*

  • @markrich7171
    @markrich7171 2 года назад +91

    As Douglas Adams said 'A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools'.

  • @Toothless_TheNight_Fury
    @Toothless_TheNight_Fury Год назад +121

    As GrayStillPlays once said:
    "if you have a stupid idea, someone in florida alredy tried it"
    [Edit]: 100 likes!? :O

    • @briannamcdaniel266
      @briannamcdaniel266 Год назад +8

      I see you are a man of culture as well.

    • @Jack-ll7di
      @Jack-ll7di Год назад +6

      You watch him too? Nice.

    • @briannamcdaniel266
      @briannamcdaniel266 Год назад +5

      @@Jack-ll7di He's an amazing RUclipsr.

    • @davisthedaviskids2574
      @davisthedaviskids2574 Год назад +4

      Judging by the spelling mistakes and the time this account was made (Dec 8, 2021) you are below the age of old
      Also someone please tell me how to say this person's name
      Djordjevic

    • @lxby3y
      @lxby3y Год назад +3

      Ooh you watched that one too?

  • @katie25b
    @katie25b Год назад +35

    Lol as soon as he said “is anyone feeling hungry all of a sudden?" I was like yes now I am thanks for the excuse to get food

  • @whotfyouthinkiam
    @whotfyouthinkiam 3 года назад +1767

    The animation for the intro had gotten so much better than a couple of years ago it has been a while

  • @mp_mia7989
    @mp_mia7989 3 года назад +1380

    A kid in my grade school many years ago walked out to the middle of a frozen pond with a huge rock and threw it at his feet. Needless to say the huge rock went straight through the ice, and so did he. The end.

    • @Theawesomeninja_XD
      @Theawesomeninja_XD 3 года назад +110

      Wow, that's scary. I can't believe he attempted that...

    • @mp_mia7989
      @mp_mia7989 3 года назад +175

      @@Theawesomeninja_XD yeah it was messed up. All 5 of us just stood there in total shock for a good 10 sec. It took 4 days to find him I think.

    • @micahmorton9018
      @micahmorton9018 3 года назад +70

      @@mp_mia7989 4 days to find the body or

    • @mp_mia7989
      @mp_mia7989 3 года назад +75

      @@micahmorton9018 yeah 3 or 4 I can't really remember.

    • @silasthetomato
      @silasthetomato 3 года назад +55

      @@mp_mia7989 so he passed away?

  • @lotharsoran3604
    @lotharsoran3604 Год назад +17

    I was sipping a drink when the joke about "one spoonful of idiocy per day" turned up. Homer Simpson on the spoon, got me! Drink through my nose, everywhere, and on my phone as I laughed hard. Damn you, Be Amazed team! I love it, awesome video and a hilarious playlist. Darwin Awards, I hope this one never ends!
    I've done many dumb things...shopping trolley down icy slopes, knocked myself out on the bottom of a pool, fell backwards down a hill on a push bike, and racing down the track at Donington Race Park in a manual wheelchair. All fun, and only some of them whilst drunk. Oh, and I managed to literally skin my back on an adult sized drop slide, which was about 30ft or so. That last one, really wasn't my fault...my shirt rode up as I went down the slide, friction and gravity took care of the rest.
    I don't recommend that to anyone. Took weeks for those wounds to heal, and we were on holiday at the time. I spent the rest of it grimacing twice every day, when it had to be cleaned, and bandaged. Holiday was fun though!

  • @user-ym4xy6us5e
    @user-ym4xy6us5e 3 месяца назад +3

    12:30 You've got to admire the willpower of the woman who resisted the irresistible: the urge to eat (available) food despite starvation, and was ultimately successful.

  • @sorisuriri
    @sorisuriri 3 года назад +403

    "You can out muscle many things brother, but a spider bite one of them!"
    Dude that line made my day!

    • @Polar_Pyro_YT21
      @Polar_Pyro_YT21 3 года назад +4

      So true!

    • @goatieforever1013
      @goatieforever1013 3 года назад +11

      Only if the spider was radioactive

    • @yayeetamus6006
      @yayeetamus6006 3 года назад +7

      You also can’t out muscle a bombshell you hit with a hammer

    • @alexisdavis577
      @alexisdavis577 3 года назад +4

      Hey ruv these people aren't going to heaven anytime soon better tell sarv and I made cookies

    • @sorisuriri
      @sorisuriri 3 года назад +2

      @@alexisdavis577 I'll let her know, also this reply made my day

  • @funtimechewyyumyumshow8176
    @funtimechewyyumyumshow8176 3 года назад +339

    My friend from Savanna Georgia told me that there was this one old lady who liked to feed wild alligators near her house and considered them her “friends”, until one day the old lady went missing and they found out she was eaten by the alligators she used to feed.

  • @net90net14
    @net90net14 Год назад +8

    1:46 a good reason on why not to let your ego get the best of you.

  • @chapps5945
    @chapps5945 8 месяцев назад +9

    well done to all the winners.... your parents must be so proud.

  • @Serene80
    @Serene80 3 года назад +1323

    The party/gun one... Just think how lucky he was that he managed to hit such a small target...

  • @nevenhumphrey1361
    @nevenhumphrey1361 Год назад +188

    Did you talk about the student who won a Darwin Award at Ottawa's Carleton University? He and his friends tried to find out who could spit farthest from the sixth-floor balcony of an apartment. One decided to give himself a running start, and ran...and flipped forward off the balcony to his death.

    • @nachoramirez1308
      @nachoramirez1308 Год назад +11

      Oh my God....that went from fun to terrifying...I can just imagine the fear....then nothing... chilling

    • @godofchaos9571
      @godofchaos9571 Год назад +8

      How... how would running making you spit farther?

    • @thuytrangoan2508
      @thuytrangoan2508 Год назад +10

      @@godofchaos9571 probably the momentum that gives spit travel speed a higher velocity?

    • @cuffed2479
      @cuffed2479 9 месяцев назад +4

      Did he win though?

    • @richardburke4250
      @richardburke4250 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@cuffed2479 maybe

  • @seanbigay1042
    @seanbigay1042 2 месяца назад +1

    "Light Refreshment" -- "Hey, I can live off solar power! Superman lives off solar power!" "Yeah, but lady, HE'S SUPERMAN!"

  • @RD9_Designs
    @RD9_Designs Год назад +4

    Another entry. My grandmother was so determined to die that she refused to go to the doctor, and refused to take medicine or supplements. She sat in a recliner for 20 years after my father died until her bones disintegrated and she broke her hip by falling on the way to the bathroom. They replaced her hip joint with an implant, but it got infected and had to be removed. It still took her 3 more years to die, but she finally made it at age 72.

  • @captainpolar2343
    @captainpolar2343 3 года назад +574

    "Treat every gun like its loaded" same goes with hornets nests and bombs

    • @Kidree69
      @Kidree69 3 года назад +20

      *YES*

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 3 года назад +9

      That is so very true!

    • @joannaananicz2797
      @joannaananicz2797 3 года назад +1

      Oh yes

    • @rh1507
      @rh1507 3 года назад +12

      Oh yeah. I remember when I was a kid I got into my Dad's chest of drawers. I found my dearly departed Grandfather's 38. I messed around with it and it was loaded. It did fire and the bullet stuck in the ceiling.
      Boy did I get in trouble for that. Good thing I didn't shoot myself.

    • @christiefitzgerald5843
      @christiefitzgerald5843 3 года назад +2

      Well a bomb always treat it like its a nuke thats about to blow

  • @lucasdpatterson
    @lucasdpatterson 2 года назад +1749

    ok but i can't stop laughing at "felt cute, might delete myself" 💀💀😭

    • @I_GotchaPlaged
      @I_GotchaPlaged 2 года назад +49

      Same😂🖐️ 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @hakai1014
      @hakai1014 2 года назад +30

      thats dark dude

    • @AspireGMD
      @AspireGMD 2 года назад +57

      @@hakai1014 dark and hilarious

    • @forever_skyler
      @forever_skyler 2 года назад +5

      I like seeing people die and killing them

    • @bunnyoatmilk1315
      @bunnyoatmilk1315 2 года назад +13

      @@forever_skyler 😃

  • @T-91.
    @T-91. 8 месяцев назад +1

    What you said around 8:41 is one of the iron clad rules with firearms even if you know by fact it is empty after checking it 20+ times you still treat it as if it was loaded and ready to fire. That is what I was taught in my firearms class at least.

  • @user-abc123yeshaha
    @user-abc123yeshaha 9 месяцев назад +16

    A friend of mine 8 years ago today, died in a amazingly stupid way. We were at school and there was a rattlesnake on the cafeteria table. I went to go sit in another seat, but my friend thought it would be a good idea to hold the rattlesnake. It rattled its tail, but he didn't care. The rattlesnake bit him and he still didn't care. I called 911 but he denied being bit. But shortly after, he died.

    • @kathrynandrews7951
      @kathrynandrews7951 8 месяцев назад +1

      That’s what he gets.

    • @REBECCA12341
      @REBECCA12341 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@kathrynandrews7951wife back door not allowed ect

    • @REBECCA12341
      @REBECCA12341 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@kathrynandrews7951drugs alcohol pork not allowed

    • @REBECCA12341
      @REBECCA12341 7 месяцев назад +1

      Suicide not allowed

  • @varyokh
    @varyokh 3 года назад +168

    "he wasn't a bright spark in life, but he certainly was in death" xD good one

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 3 года назад +2

      👍👍 _He lit the sky brighter than fireworks on the 4th of July_

    • @ibrahimghibihisab8913
      @ibrahimghibihisab8913 27 дней назад

      ​@@magnificentmuttley154 drugs alcohol pork not allowed

  • @Top10KingsOfficial
    @Top10KingsOfficial 3 года назад +72

    The animation of the guy moping the road after the failed plane explosion is hilarious😂

  • @jessicaalderman589
    @jessicaalderman589 Год назад +4

    Love this, even though I only recently found the channel. PSA: As my uncle taught me, "Never point a gun at someone or something unless you are prepared to shoot."

  • @duyphan4617
    @duyphan4617 Год назад +2

    B.A mimicking Hulk Hogan is so hilariously accurate XD

  • @Gynra
    @Gynra 3 года назад +461

    As Einstein said, "the difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits"

    • @Gynra
      @Gynra 3 года назад +9

      @ozymandias nero nulifidian It's probably apocryphal, like most of Einstein's "sayings"

    • @2flymyboi180
      @2flymyboi180 3 года назад +15

      But stupidity doesn’t

    • @cheems8342
      @cheems8342 3 года назад +5

      @ozymandias nero nulifidian will ya stop ruining this actually good comment

    • @somebody1870
      @somebody1870 3 года назад +1

      If you think about it makes sense

    • @somebody1870
      @somebody1870 3 года назад +1

      @ozymandias nero nulifidian like the saying says your stupidity doesn't have limits

  • @Idunnodude
    @Idunnodude 3 года назад +130

    the thought of surviving on sunlight is exactly like the thought that you can achive immortality by repeatedly smashing a slab of wood covered in toothpaste into the old recliner in the basement non stop for 5 months.

  • @WilliamDearthwd
    @WilliamDearthwd Год назад +3

    11:56 Yeah, it must have been a myth. To survive on sunlight and water for 7 decades would require being partly a plant. Those are autotrophs, and photosynthesis is what makes them create internal food. I got word Namekians in DragonBall are autotrophs. They do drink water but never need to eat.

  • @WilliamDearthwd
    @WilliamDearthwd Год назад +3

    13:12 I didn't know till I watched this vid that cassowaries are a similar size to emus. And emus and ostriches can kill with a kick as well.

  • @naveennidhurshan6939
    @naveennidhurshan6939 3 года назад +175

    12:21. She was attempting photosynthesis.

    • @JamesSuvi
      @JamesSuvi 3 года назад +15

      *FLOWR*

    • @zazi5094
      @zazi5094 3 года назад +4

      YUP!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sjjsjsjdjajsh
      @sjjsjsjdjajsh 3 года назад +6

      Flower woman

    • @troyklein6379
      @troyklein6379 3 года назад +13

      insert the audio of spongebob saying *PHOTOSYNTHESIS PHOTOSYNTHESIS*

    • @arlenedistel1108
      @arlenedistel1108 3 года назад +3

      the girl be like: I ÄM ÔÑĒ WITH THĖ PŁÅŃT

  • @Hatsuki_YT
    @Hatsuki_YT 3 года назад +135

    Come on everyone, let's go sing "Dumb ways to die"

    • @avidamateur4118
      @avidamateur4118 2 года назад +9

      Poke a stick on a grizzly bear...
      🐻
      🪄
      🙂
      Edit: Pretend that the magic wand is a plain ol' stick.

    • @krietvohra2058
      @krietvohra2058 2 года назад +4

      *insert chainbreaker*

    • @happypuma2479
      @happypuma2479 2 года назад +1

      Transformers

    • @ikeplaymas7674
      @ikeplaymas7674 2 года назад +4

      Take your helmet off in outer space…

    • @101ashraful
      @101ashraful 2 года назад +3

      Use your private parts as piranha bait.........

  • @michellecrews5672
    @michellecrews5672 Год назад

    Your voice cracks me up! The way you be talking when you are explaining these idiotic episodes.! Priceless 😂🤣😅

  • @richardletaw4068
    @richardletaw4068 8 месяцев назад +2

    My first visit to the channel. Love the narrative style! Can’t wait for another video!

  • @catastropheintended88
    @catastropheintended88 3 года назад +314

    Snowboarder: attempts to jump over a road
    Me: bro this ain’t Mario kart
    Edit: oky dokey that’s a lots likes

  • @MrBlueSkyof1607
    @MrBlueSkyof1607 3 года назад +107

    “Don’t point a gun at yourself” and this is why I will NEVER play Russian Roulette.

    • @gustavsliberts4394
      @gustavsliberts4394 3 года назад +3

      Ok L0L

    • @vlastimil-furst
      @vlastimil-furst 2 года назад +9

      Fun fact, some people tried to play Russian roulette using a semi-auto handguns. Which sounds more like a straight out suicide than risking your life.
      As if it wasn't stupid enough to play Russian roulette in general.

    • @thefandomtraveller4091
      @thefandomtraveller4091 2 года назад +3

      Suicidal people play that game hoping it’ll remove their pain in a “fun” way

    • @user-cl4iq6ff5l
      @user-cl4iq6ff5l 2 года назад +7

      My grandpa only lost one time

    • @isaacpaintsemrouboanderline.
      @isaacpaintsemrouboanderline. 2 года назад +1

      Russian roulette is*"f u n"* with fun i mean killing yourself

  • @chrisjohnson3253
    @chrisjohnson3253 Год назад +1

    I absolutely love the animation at the start lmfao

  • @siggyretburns7523
    @siggyretburns7523 Год назад

    Who ever said reptiles aren't affectionate?
    Rattlesnake: Gimme kissies
    Constrictor: Gimme hugs

  • @zacharymyers4687
    @zacharymyers4687 3 года назад +202

    “Felt cute might delete myself” damn that’s dark😂😂😂

    • @Angiesunshine13
      @Angiesunshine13 3 года назад +3

      Bruh they didn’t even get the meme right!!! It makes me mad that they forgot a single word lmao

    • @ArisdorkE
      @ArisdorkE 3 года назад +1

      so true.

    • @RandomGrapeXD
      @RandomGrapeXD 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @kitty-danger
      @kitty-danger 3 года назад +2

      @@Angiesunshine13 I have one question are you serious because they did it on purpose it was joke

    • @ttallyntmxzzi6263
      @ttallyntmxzzi6263 3 года назад

      Haha I wanted the time stamp but then the It was already there

  • @abelyang9977
    @abelyang9977 3 года назад +390

    I love when you say, "removing themselves from the gene pool." Lmao 🤣😂

  • @fireflygaming2396
    @fireflygaming2396 11 месяцев назад +2

    8:41 ish - 8:43 I cannot stress that point enough. Years ago back when my dad still had his lever action Henry (There's a reason I'm brand dropping here) we had both got done firing off some rounds at a gun range to sight in a new .22 of his and were off in the places cleaning station. He hands me his Henry to teach me how to clean a lever action and so the first thing I do after watching a cop with his own lever action firearm is jack the lever 11 times to make sure there is nothing in it. Nothing comes out. So now of course thinking than this is an empty gun I go cleaning/oiling the damn thing and about the time I finish cleaning the gun my father askes one of the instructors there to keep an eye on me while he went to the bathroom. Not even 30 seconds later I ask to (I'm not sure of the phrase when you pull the trigger on a gun with no ammo so forgive me if I used the wrong one) dry fire the weapon to make it safe for storage and he says yea. I pull the trigger and everyone in the room goes quite as that damned rifle had a round somehow still trapped up in it. I was freaking out because bout me and the instructor saw where the bullet hit the chair where my father had been sitting that 30 seconds before and when he came back to see what had happened he decided to sit in the chair to see where that bullet would've hit him. To this day I still can't forget the words out of the instructors mouth when they all looked and saw it would've been straight through his heart and I refuse to ever own a Henry rifle. That same day was also when he sold that gun. I use this story along with the message of "Treat every gun like it's loaded" Because you never know when you'll encounter a gun with severe manufacturing flaws. And always remember that a gun is never truly safe until disassembled for maintenance.

  • @pillypuppy666
    @pillypuppy666 Год назад +1

    "What's your favorite food? Feel free to share yours down in the comments."
    My favorite food is a MacDonald's Double Quater Pounder, a small fries and a Coke.
    Okay, maybe that one was more of a meal.

  • @soudy6293
    @soudy6293 3 года назад +117

    "There's nothing wrong with being a thrill seeker, just as long as the thrills u seek arent laced with stupidity." Lol🤣 That line is both serious and amusing it killed me, it deserves an award🎖️🏆👏😂

    • @TailGreat
      @TailGreat 3 года назад

      Soudy that is correct.
      That exact line is extremely humorous.

    • @melissaharris3890
      @melissaharris3890 10 месяцев назад

      Saw a motorcycle/lawyer commercial. said "i wear a helmet because i like doing unsafe things safely"

    • @ibrahimghibihisab8913
      @ibrahimghibihisab8913 27 дней назад

      ​@@melissaharris3890India don't burn dead body not allowed

  • @DKQuagmire
    @DKQuagmire 2 года назад +92

    in that 2nd to last story, "digging an early grave", i had the same exact experience as that man in the late 00's when i was on holiday with my family at a beach, and me and sister started digging on the dunes, unsupervised.
    Impressed with her work. my sister went away to get mum and dad, who was on a campsite a good 10 minutes walk away.
    i kept digging, and low and below, the entire structure fell on top of me burying me. i felt like my entire body was being crushed by the immense weight of sand on top of me, and i thought i was going to die, until i felt the sand shifting a whole 5 or 10 minutes later. i thought more sand was falling on top of me, but no, it was my mum and dad, frantically digging me out. thankfully for them, my head was facing the exit of the tunnel, and one of my arms at the time of the collapse was outstretched forwards, so my hand was the first thing they found, which they used to pull my body out.
    I survived that day. scared and terrified, and a lesson learned that i would never forget.

    • @beckyjohnson6798
      @beckyjohnson6798 Год назад

      @@peopleplaygroundclips355 Yeah

    • @complantayberryproductions
      @complantayberryproductions Год назад +7

      you got REAL lucky there

    • @jirachi-wishmaker9242
      @jirachi-wishmaker9242 Год назад +9

      Darwin Award Runner-up🥈

    • @seansmith4513
      @seansmith4513 9 месяцев назад +2

      I was in White Sands New Mexico. When much the same thing happened. Some of the dunes are huge, 100s of ft across at the bottom. I had dug a good 30-40ft into the dune. Was so proud of myself I ran to get my dad. Legit, seconds after climbing out the dune collapsed behind me. O.o Never did that again. Haha Glad you're OK! Can't imagine how scary it was, even just 5 minutes would feel like an eternity.

  • @goldrussh
    @goldrussh 2 месяца назад +1

    As an ignorant kid in my 20s, a car I used to own needed a starter, so I proceeded to support it with a plastic milk crate, and climb underneath. Fortunately for me again, a friend had his 5 ton truck jack handy. I could have earned lots of Darwin Awards in my past, no question 😅

  • @NaturalMarioBrosNMBGamingMario
    @NaturalMarioBrosNMBGamingMario 5 месяцев назад

    DUDE this is so INTERESTING LOVE your VIDEOS

  • @christywright8078
    @christywright8078 3 года назад +63

    "Is this thing loaded?"Famous last words

    • @TheIrkenEmpire420
      @TheIrkenEmpire420 3 года назад +1

      Plot Twist: He was suicidal and pretended the gun was a toy so he could have a chance to kill himself.

    • @ibrahimghibihisab8913
      @ibrahimghibihisab8913 27 дней назад

      India don't burn dead body not allowed

  • @porksoda576
    @porksoda576 3 года назад +436

    This series has “1,000 ways to die” vibes lol

    • @milorules2729
      @milorules2729 3 года назад +16

      It's just needs one of those medical experts who over-analyse what went wrong and for the narrator to come up with a bad pun lol. Tell me if I'm wrong😂😂

    • @elevan11
      @elevan11 3 года назад +5

      @@milorules2729 The narrator came up with many bad puns.

    • @mattl4531
      @mattl4531 3 года назад +5

      Muda muda muda wryyyyyyyy

    • @sheartooth4429
      @sheartooth4429 3 года назад +3

      1000 dumb ways to die

    • @twistedoxen4229
      @twistedoxen4229 3 года назад +5

      Set fire to your hair
      Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
      Eat medicine that's out of date
      Use your private parts as piranha bait
      Dumb ways to die
      So many dumb ways to die
      Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
      So many dumb ways to die
      Get your toast out with a fork
      Do your own electricity work
      Teach yourself how to fly
      Eat a two-week-old unrefridgerated pie
      Dumb ways to die
      So many dumb ways to die
      Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
      There's so many dumb ways to die

  • @punanitsunami2786
    @punanitsunami2786 Год назад +1

    That opening scene was hilarious 🤣

  • @rompecabezasrojo
    @rompecabezasrojo Год назад

    This video is really good, keep it up!

  • @crissyolivia3040
    @crissyolivia3040 3 года назад +144

    All I needed to hear was " One Florida Man" 🤗🤣

    • @worldofwoolol6082
      @worldofwoolol6082 3 года назад +5

      i live in Florida...it amazes me that More videos are not out there.
      peace people

    • @bluered3401
      @bluered3401 3 года назад

      When I read that my face froze with a hysterical expression 😂

    • @gamingghoul665
      @gamingghoul665 3 года назад

      #messyourself

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 3 года назад +4

      At the risk of stereotyping Floridians & sounding like a complete bigot, the last few blurbs of anything on national news about Florida, in recent memory, involved incidents with 'gators, Burmese pythons, boa constrictors, & their "owners..."
      Personally I wouldn't choose to live in the 'Glades anymore than I'd live in the middle of a Louisiana swamp. Still, I can't blame all of these people. Just about anyone living in those places is gonna get too bored & eventually wind up in a situation with a big snake or a 'gator. And if you are Floridian, you can live far from water & STILL find yourself facing one... Gotta love our Floridians, Louisianans, & Cajuns! !
      Greetings from Texas 🤠

    • @streetlight5576
      @streetlight5576 3 года назад +1

      @@magnificentmuttley154 I live in Lakeland Florida and over the last couple of years you wouldn't believe the number of meth heads eaten by gators, ran over and killed by cars , every once in a while one gets hit by a train . They are like vampires they all will scramble for their caves right before daybreak .

  • @rh1507
    @rh1507 3 года назад +399

    Surviving on sunlight sounds like suicide by starvation.

    • @rh1507
      @rh1507 3 года назад +24

      @Blue Skies Such an odd thing to become popular. I would rather just go sailing. You get plenty of Sun plus there are nice places to dock at and have a meal.

    • @apricogle212
      @apricogle212 3 года назад +2

      yep

    • @rh1507
      @rh1507 3 года назад +5

      @Blue Skies True. I though the last time I went sailing was with my former and her Dad.
      There were plenty of colorful fish in that choral reef east of Key West plus a medium sized shark I saw while snorkeling. It was all really cool minus the shark which spooked me out of the water.
      If I didn't have to go back to reality I never would have left. It is a fantasy 90 miles north of Cuba in Key West though.

    • @rh1507
      @rh1507 3 года назад +3

      @Blue Skies I hope so. I would like to do it in my sailboat next time. If I made it big time I would like to go to Hawaii sailing.
      There is noting wrong with Key West though of course. It's just a lot farther and a little more pricey in Hawaii.
      Who knows where the future will take me. Life has already taken me a lot more places than I ever could have imagined at one time in life.

    • @bluemoth6854
      @bluemoth6854 3 года назад +2

      Or get away with skin cancer

  • @usmale49
    @usmale49 Год назад +1

    Great video. I did feel a bit sad about the snowboarder, after all he was just a kid, dumb as a box of rocks, but still a kid. Thank you for uploading and sharing!! 😂

  • @RD9_Designs
    @RD9_Designs Год назад +1

    I remember a case in the 80's in which a fast food restaurant had left the frier on all night, and a burglar had tried to break in by climbing down the vent. His feet went into the boiling oil and he was unable to climb out. The employees found him the next day, dead, hanging from inside the vent with his feet still frying away. Not sure where this was.

    • @Filthy_Larry
      @Filthy_Larry 11 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @epicvideomaker3741
    @epicvideomaker3741 3 года назад +868

    “Wait, the gun was real?”
    The quiet kid: *Always has been*

    • @hard-boiledeggs625
      @hard-boiledeggs625 3 года назад +13

      Wait it’s not a paint gun?

    • @CoolyCools
      @CoolyCools 3 года назад +4

      Lol if only it was airsoft it would have hurt but not fatal

    • @nickrowland9515
      @nickrowland9515 3 года назад +5

      @@CoolyCools actually with enough force even a bb gun straight to the soft spot on your head where he pointed it could go through and kill him even th air from a gun

    • @CoolyCools
      @CoolyCools 3 года назад +2

      @@nickrowland9515 i know. *IF* it had.

    • @auhsojacosta1672
      @auhsojacosta1672 3 года назад +1

      Volkinqi abi bizovioka

  • @gojewla
    @gojewla 3 года назад +108

    “These spiders might not look as scary as some arachnids” - they are hairy, 6 inches across, display aggressive behavior, and basically look like tarantulas.

    • @Redwan777
      @Redwan777 3 года назад +10

      *Arachnophobia intensified*

    • @janedoex1398
      @janedoex1398 3 года назад +9

      Arachnid is enough to trigger my "oh - gosh - NO" response !
      Add the word "venom" and it's an instant "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE " response triggered.

    • @janedoex1398
      @janedoex1398 3 года назад +4

      1:00 Yes they DO look scary af ! :(

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 года назад +1

      But tarantulas are harmless. And imo cute.

    • @cooltubes547
      @cooltubes547 3 года назад +3

      Nah brown recluses are quite small. Terrifying? yes(I’m arachnophobic) but big? Not really

  • @Miey_Toothless.
    @Miey_Toothless. Год назад +1

    I from Malaysia and I confirmed that vid of Kuala Langat's guy being killed by phyton on bikes. Some of them also deserved Darwin Awards. I love your video contents(even this video from years ago).

  • @bigverybadtom
    @bigverybadtom 3 месяца назад

    I remember the old song with the chorus, "All I need is the air that I breathe and to love you!"

  • @mumflerflumperdink7762
    @mumflerflumperdink7762 3 года назад +207

    The guy who shot himself literately rummaged through his bag that was not ment to be opened and thought hey Jim nice toy
    Click click
    POW

    • @Polar_Pyro_YT21
      @Polar_Pyro_YT21 3 года назад +6

      The guy who brought the gun: U ARE DED. The guy who shot himself: I AM DED.

    • @ChipsDaCat
      @ChipsDaCat 3 года назад +4

      That other guy: HE IS DED

    • @looser2704
      @looser2704 3 года назад +2

      Guardian angel: wtf

    • @Cbrmkn98xs
      @Cbrmkn98xs 3 года назад +2

      @@Polar_Pyro_YT21 THE IDIOT’S DEAD?!?!

    • @coolquinnplays3264
      @coolquinnplays3264 3 года назад +1

      i feel like a sim has done that lol

  • @Allthemeditz
    @Allthemeditz 3 года назад +223

    “Don’t invite people to your house if they know what Murphy’s law is”(or just don’t invite people at all covid 19 stay safe. Guys)

  • @milesaway1980
    @milesaway1980 4 месяца назад

    For #2, I live right by Bogus Basin. I've never heard this story, but it's literally a concern of mine every time I drive up there. As you get nearer to the resort, there are more and more switchbacks on the road, and next to each one there are groups of people on the hillsides sledding, skiing, and screwing around. I'm honestly surprised this doesn't happen more regularly.

  • @seanbigay1042
    @seanbigay1042 2 месяца назад +1

    Okay, "Macho Man's Downfall" hit a little too close to home. A friend of mine died the same way, but for an even stupider reason. He caught a cold. But he refused to do anything about it until it had progressed beyond a simple cold to outright pneumonia. And by the time he tried to do something about that, it was too late.

  • @TundraDrawz
    @TundraDrawz 3 года назад +204

    The first rule of a gun is never point it at yourself 🤣 I don't even feel bad for him

    • @NikkiTheOtter
      @NikkiTheOtter 3 года назад +25

      Technically the first rule is: It's always loaded, especially when it isn't.

    • @Dman9fp
      @Dman9fp 3 года назад +21

      Actually never point it at anything you don't intend to shoot & especially don't remotely touch the trigger until ready to shoot

    • @burnttoast26
      @burnttoast26 3 года назад +13

      1. Never point the gun at anything you do not intend to shoot (only ever point it downrange or at the ground/sky unobstructed)
      2. Make sure you can see whether or not it is loaded; treat it as loaded anyway
      3. Only ever put your finger on the trigger at the exact moment that you intend to shoot whatever the gun is pointing at
      4. Keep a strong grip on the gun to compensate for recoil so it doesn't get pointed in an unsafe direction after shooting
      5. Never let someone put their hands on a gun unless they know how to safely handle one
      Guns can be fun, but they are *NOT* toys. Remember that all it takes to accidentally kill someone is an idle flex of your finger and pointing it in an unsafe direction.

    • @thefandomtraveller4091
      @thefandomtraveller4091 2 года назад +10

      My great grandpa as a kid was playing with his brother and an “unloaded gun”, the truth was that it WAS loaded, and he got shot right in the side of his brain. The doctors couldn’t remove the bullet or he would’ve died, so now he just has a bullet in his brain. Oh yeah so right now he’s in a stretcher in his own home after tripping down the stairs and getting a head injury.

    • @Kayblxck
      @Kayblxck 2 года назад +5

      Keep yo hands out of peoples shit

  • @shadowdemonqt6448
    @shadowdemonqt6448 3 года назад +54

    ''felt cute might just delete myself''
    --monika from ddlc

  • @goldrussh
    @goldrussh 2 месяца назад +1

    All birds and lizards are leftover, living dinosaurs. Don't mess with ostriches and especially not Komodo dragons. Remember, boys and girls, wildlife doesn't go to prison for killing you 😂

  • @jackiet9252
    @jackiet9252 Год назад

    After watching this I don’t ever want to go anywhere again

  • @ranopathano8778
    @ranopathano8778 3 года назад +160

    1st guy: *gets bitten by a venomous spider*
    Pff... it’s nothing

    • @needusername8169
      @needusername8169 3 года назад +9

      If the man was Russian, he would've survived

    • @purplecreature7725
      @purplecreature7725 3 года назад +6

      In Russia you kill spider.

    • @MrRoswellGA
      @MrRoswellGA 3 года назад +3

      pppppppppppppppffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff its nothing

    • @francisappiah7246
      @francisappiah7246 3 года назад +2

      Oh really? 😄😄

    • @yrev28
      @yrev28 3 года назад +3

      Venomous spider

  • @martx21GD
    @martx21GD 3 года назад +794

    This is how the game “Dumb Ways To Die” Was made EDIT: NO CUSSING IN CHAT

  • @Raviel891
    @Raviel891 Год назад +1

    The first thing that popped into my head when I saw the guy in the shopping cart is the episode of Family Guy when Peter Griffin was pushed off the roof while in a shopping cart. In my opinion, anyone who acts like Peter Griffin deserves a Darwin Award

  • @user-secretive
    @user-secretive Месяц назад

    When he asked what our favorite food was ,I would say, EVERYTHING!😋🤤I love ALL of the 4 choices of food he gave!

  • @wahoo4737
    @wahoo4737 3 года назад +140

    Dumb way I died: Watching this and thinking, “Hey, if I do this, will I be in a video?”

  • @ruescent
    @ruescent Год назад +35

    “He certainly wasn’t a spark in life, but he sure was in death.” 😭😭 I love it

  • @bobikdylan
    @bobikdylan 2 месяца назад +1

    There was an Australian woman, Ellen Greve, who claimed she could live without food. A TV company put her in a hotel and monitored her, with a doctor coming every day. After a few days she started talking (even more) gibberish, and the doctor refused to continue. The crazy lady, aka Jasmuheen, called off the challenge, saying the hotel was in the wrong place. It's on YT somewhere. Pretty funny.

  • @Bob-qk2zg
    @Bob-qk2zg Год назад +1

    My drill instructor: "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Hand Grenade is no longer your friend "

  • @kaitlynslaymaker1343
    @kaitlynslaymaker1343 3 года назад +347

    Finally, another Dumb Ways People Died video! This is part 9 not part 10.

  • @eMKayyoUwhY
    @eMKayyoUwhY 3 года назад +103

    Darwin Award winners must be presented by this voice only 👍

    • @shadowstripes704
      @shadowstripes704 3 года назад +3

      I say that my fav food is WATERMELON

    • @carlitomaroto574
      @carlitomaroto574 3 года назад +3

      Yess

    • @davewalsh1006
      @davewalsh1006 3 года назад +2

      @@shadowstripes704 when did any1 ask you what your faverte good was #mornon

    • @TTB08
      @TTB08 3 года назад +2

      Yes only him

    • @trinidangel
      @trinidangel 3 года назад +2

      He sounds tired with everything XD

  • @Lordslittleangels
    @Lordslittleangels Год назад

    OML IDK WHY BUT THE WAY YOU SAID " HAMMER TIME" MADE ME LAUGH XD

  • @grillbyfirestone
    @grillbyfirestone 2 месяца назад +1

    if you are going to go near dangerous creatures, for no effort wear padded iron armour blocking the face, chest, arms and legs, for the feet wear some steel lined timbs

  • @mailasun
    @mailasun 3 года назад +119

    “A Florida man” of course!

    • @wtouellette
      @wtouellette 3 года назад +10

      Once a Florida man stop a robbery because he fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into robbers

    • @marthamartinez4325
      @marthamartinez4325 3 года назад +3

      Nice

    • @wtouellette
      @wtouellette 3 года назад +1

      @Princess Kaelyn once a Oregon man got arrested for swinging a light saber at the cops he deflected the tazers

    • @osvald860
      @osvald860 3 года назад

      ?

    • @stephenorn8332
      @stephenorn8332 3 года назад +1

      @@wtouellette Florida man: finally a worthy opponent. our battle will be legendary!

  • @jakeand9020
    @jakeand9020 3 года назад +92

    I'm kind of curious why a burglar would decide a hair salon is a good target.

    • @staciecarrel4492
      @staciecarrel4492 3 года назад +11

      Some of the specialized equipment can be sold for decent coin, also they use various chemicals in the hair treatments and dyes that have a wide variety of other possible uses.

    • @FurnitureFan
      @FurnitureFan 3 года назад +6

      Also I didn't think a 20' fall would kill someone, but he probably landed on his head.

    • @launcesmechanist9578
      @launcesmechanist9578 2 года назад +4

      He probably thought along the same lines of the guy who thought it would be a genius idea to try and rob a gun store. Yeah, that DID happen. There's a video on RUclips somewhere of him, I think. Anyway, needless to say he blows through the door, weapon halfway drawn, three seconds later gets his ass blown back through the door in a hail of bullets. Posthumous Darwin right there.

    • @jakeand9020
      @jakeand9020 2 года назад +5

      @@launcesmechanist9578 I've seen that one, the gun shop door was right next to the jewelry store. The prevailing theory is he actually meant to rob the jewelry store but grabbed the wrong door.

    • @launcesmechanist9578
      @launcesmechanist9578 2 года назад +4

      @@jakeand9020 Not just a Darwin Award then, but also an 'Instant Karma' scroll as well.

  • @lindasnow3960
    @lindasnow3960 5 месяцев назад +1

    Absolutely love and identify with your sarcasm 😊
    It's the "Mother language" for many of us 😊

  • @nefylia4037
    @nefylia4037 Год назад +1

    1:56 I actually live in the area near Bogus Basin and I've gone there many times to go snowboarding with family. I had forgotten about this story but yeah, the incident was seen as tragic, but also incredibly stupid. It's common sense that skiing and snowboarding is a dangerous sport and you need to wear a helmet, and there are designated paths and trails for a reason. Even aside from going into roads, hitting a tree at high speeds can be fatal. That's why all the paths are large, wide, cleared out, and the edges are covered in a very thick layer of snow that was pushed aside in case you do fall, so that you won't go very far if you stray off the path. However, some people just don't seem to get the message.

    • @davidmalin5491
      @davidmalin5491 10 месяцев назад

      The formula 1 racing driver Micheal Schumacher ended up with severe brain damage whilst skiing, he was doing nothing wrong not even in a dangerous area and was wearing a helmet and everything but fell and hit his head on a rock. So skiing or snowboarding without the right gear and in a dangerous situation is just dumb.

  • @selah1292
    @selah1292 2 года назад +98

    I've had snakes and once read that if they constrict on you, pulling at them just makes them tighten up more. So the best way is to put a mirror up to the snake's face. Mine was around my neck one night and started constricting. I just walked over to the mirror and held his face in front of it and he let go instantly!

    • @Yingying-po9il
      @Yingying-po9il 2 года назад +13

      Is there any scientific research about that? This is a very interesting fact!

    • @coreycorley3536
      @coreycorley3536 2 года назад +14

      person you almost died lol. I dont trust me no reptiles

    • @jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821
      @jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 2 года назад

      and im the king of pluto

    • @jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821
      @jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 2 года назад +1

      @@Yingying-po9il no there is not

    • @Yingying-po9il
      @Yingying-po9il 2 года назад +14

      @@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 actually after further reading yeah it does confuse them thus making it easier to escape their grasp. you should check out animals getting scared of their own reflection

  • @saranidutta4122
    @saranidutta4122 3 года назад +225

    Imagine winning a Darwin award but still being alive.

    • @makutamon
      @makutamon 3 года назад +25

      That’s the kind of thing that happens when you sterilize yourself by accident.

    • @thatonetrashkid5390
      @thatonetrashkid5390 3 года назад +13

      Impossible!!!

    • @Adrien_broner
      @Adrien_broner 3 года назад +8

      😥

    • @rogued3mon414
      @rogued3mon414 3 года назад +16

      Thats called giving a middle finger to natural selection. Check his other videos out.

    • @raidenlee8429
      @raidenlee8429 3 года назад +4

      Sarani Dutta that's impossible

  • @ShadowRosea
    @ShadowRosea Год назад

    Y’all have not lived till you’ve had some freshly caught mahi-mahi

  • @user-bl8cm9pw8i
    @user-bl8cm9pw8i 7 месяцев назад +1

    Hi how are you and this video was so amazing keep up the good work

  • @abbiehahn9184
    @abbiehahn9184 3 года назад +37

    For the first one I can relate to a lot. In January my father notice he had a toe fungus on his big toe. Now time after time we told him to get it checked out but he never did. It got so bad that he couldn't walk anymore and was taken to the hospital in July. After a couple days in the hospital we find out that the fungus went all the way up in his leg causing a cyst in between in his knee cap joint which eventually popped and travel through his entire body putting him in septic shock soon after and a coma from which he never woked up from. Lesson here is never be stubborn about getting something that seems so small checked out because later in life it can be a big problem

  • @ShadyRK9
    @ShadyRK9 3 года назад +47

    Anyone remember Spike TV's "1000 Ways To Die"? ☠

    • @chuck52007
      @chuck52007 2 года назад +2

      i do

    • @balanc-joy9187
      @balanc-joy9187 2 года назад +4

      Fondly. It's on my "Darn it, why didn't I do something to keep it?" list. I particularly wish I could see the one where the tree-hugger gets eaten alive by a bear...

    • @juliodaguy
      @juliodaguy 2 года назад

      That show *traumatized* me when I was younger.

    • @ferf-kx6dq
      @ferf-kx6dq 2 года назад +1

      That show was awesome! Good times.

  • @TreyC68
    @TreyC68 Год назад +1

    11:14
    He may not have been the brightest bulb in the box but he went out with a bang

  • @racerx4152
    @racerx4152 11 месяцев назад

    this reminds me of that submersible that was looking at the titanic wreck, that imploded

  • @allfatherodin-officiallyun1107
    @allfatherodin-officiallyun1107 3 года назад +54

    Imagine being such a hardcore vegan you start relying on photosynthesis

    • @johnathanegbert9277
      @johnathanegbert9277 2 года назад +4

      *p l a n t*

    • @mochardiansah7452
      @mochardiansah7452 2 года назад +3

      Oh yeah. The Indian Mahaguru might somehow miraculously transplanted a good amount of algae into his body to help him survive for decades.

    • @thanosbustedinyourmum
      @thanosbustedinyourmum 2 года назад

      PLANT GOOD SUN GOOD

  • @howardsmith9165
    @howardsmith9165 3 года назад +152

    I'm REALLY trying not to laugh at these people misfortune.

    • @misticadavis
      @misticadavis 2 года назад +5

      I know it takes me a lot to not laugh at his jokes despite the horrific deaths they experienced even if their stupidity caused it.

    • @lindaeasley5606
      @lindaeasley5606 2 года назад +10

      It's very hard.Admittedly ,I have found myself laughing at a few .It's not like you can say they died in genuine accidents.They died because they were too stupid

    • @misticadavis
      @misticadavis 2 года назад +7

      @@lindaeasley5606 true. The narrator has some great jokes and the animation is awesome.

    • @lindaeasley5606
      @lindaeasley5606 2 года назад +2

      @@misticadavis 👍

    • @allenbooth5193
      @allenbooth5193 2 года назад +2

      There's a German word for that: Schadenfreude. It's used to mean taking joy in the suffering of others (It literally means "Shame" [Schade = shame] and [ Freude = joy]).

  • @user-hb6yt2us5x
    @user-hb6yt2us5x 3 месяца назад

    wow that ended with a bang

  • @Rachel_Gilley
    @Rachel_Gilley Год назад +1

    16:24 I have the same kind of python!! (Jungle carpet). I'm aware that isn't the snake involved in the...incident...but it made me happy anyway.