Embarrassingly Dumb Ways People Died - Darwin Awards Winners [Part 11]

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  • @charlenesearlesrod5
    @charlenesearlesrod5 3 года назад +1348

    Who in the funk would drink anything found at a dump site????? 🤦‍♀️

  • @wht-rabt-obj
    @wht-rabt-obj 3 года назад +210

    Wait, wait, wait... you find a bottle, at the DUMP with a mysterious liquid in it and you bring it home to DRINK IT?!? 🤢🤮🤢

    • @jenniferbullett7254
      @jenniferbullett7254 3 года назад +14

      That's humans for ya. 🤔🍺🚫⚠️🚱🚱

    • @cadefilms4072
      @cadefilms4072 3 месяца назад +12

      That’s a stupid idea
      Why would someone do that

    • @Ath3nx_2
      @Ath3nx_2 3 месяца назад

      @lms4072 maybe they took something that made their iq less than a pile of s***💀

    • @mralem3548
      @mralem3548 3 месяца назад +11

      It might be piss
      0:54

    • @Entity_67
      @Entity_67 3 месяца назад

      @@mralem3548or vinegar/magic acid

  • @user-wi3xp2wz7l
    @user-wi3xp2wz7l Год назад +170

    Well, this Oblum guy has a point. When you falling from the height it's not an air that kills you, it's whatever meeting you on the bottom.

    • @REBECCA12341
      @REBECCA12341 7 месяцев назад +3

      Suicide not allowed

    • @TheRealArtimusKnight
      @TheRealArtimusKnight 3 месяца назад +6

      Speed he never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary? That’s what gets you. -Jeremy Clarkson

    • @xxxhq2805
      @xxxhq2805 3 месяца назад

      ​@@REBECCA12341what da hell is "not an air" lol

    • @user-ym4xy6us5e
      @user-ym4xy6us5e 2 месяца назад +4

      "It's not the fall that kills you; but the sudden stop at the end." -Douglas Adams

    • @NightshadePanther
      @NightshadePanther 2 месяца назад

      Ehhhh, strictly spoken it's not quite true. The air pressure as you fall can cause your lungs to collapse.
      Oxygen deprivation isn't something you wanna do to your brain.

  • @marktaylor6553
    @marktaylor6553 Год назад +31

    I live in NY. The idiot wasn't trying to fix anything - he wanted the wire itself. Scrap copper goes for a LOT of money. That's why he kept interfering with the workers - he was trying to get some wire before they hauled it all away. He got exactly what he deserved.

  • @_freezingfrost_6515
    @_freezingfrost_6515 2 года назад +256

    The person who made that home brew alcohol must have been so confused after randomly getting a double kill out of nowhere.

  • @meredithgrubb7027
    @meredithgrubb7027 2 года назад +220

    I find it hard to feel bad for people who die while trying to take a selfie.

    • @REBECCA12341
      @REBECCA12341 7 месяцев назад +2

      Suicide not allowed

    • @andrewcrutchfield7773
      @andrewcrutchfield7773 6 месяцев назад +17

      Yeah, it's hard to feel bad for people who die from selfies because it's their own fault that they're dead, and just because they wanted a good picture for their, like, 5 followers on Instagram

    • @UltimaDoombotMK1
      @UltimaDoombotMK1 2 месяца назад +4

      Their own vanity and pride in their appearance proved to be an actually deadly sin. How ironic.

    • @Nunya-lx1ri
      @Nunya-lx1ri Месяц назад

      Same! People will go to extreme lengths to boost their own self image and egooo. Was vanity one of the deadly sins?

    • @UltimaDoombotMK1
      @UltimaDoombotMK1 Месяц назад +1

      @@Nunya-lx1ri Pride is, and I think vanity would be a sort of subsection of Pride.

  • @jonaselze9316
    @jonaselze9316 Год назад +412

    Props to the magician who actually had the courage to take responsibility for his fails in his last moments. Not many people have this charcter today.

    • @academyjason
      @academyjason Год назад +14

      Then again what were they gonna do?arrest his ghost?

    • @jonaselze9316
      @jonaselze9316 Год назад +35

      If he hadn't, his assistant/ volunteer helper would have been charged with murder.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 Год назад

      Proof?

    • @jonaselze9316
      @jonaselze9316 Год назад +13

      It would not be likely he would be found guilty, but the prospect of having to defend yourself in court and simple the possibility to be sentenced would be more than enough for my taste.

    • @tsf9600
      @tsf9600 9 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@pollypockets508Because he *shot* someone fatally. Without the testimony of the dying man, the volunteer could have been charged with murder. The testimony absolved the volunteer of the intention of murder by claiming it was his fault, so the volunteer would at worst be charged with the still bad, but much less severe, involuntary manslaughter charge.

  • @SaikiKFann
    @SaikiKFann Год назад +341

    I feel terrible for the dude who tried to prove that falling from the air doesn't kill you

  • @victorymansions
    @victorymansions 2 года назад +504

    Guy: climbs a huge cross
    God: IT'S SMITIN' TIME!!!

    • @mysmirandam.6618
      @mysmirandam.6618 2 года назад +13

      Underrated comment 👏 😆🤣

    • @no.1ratedsalesskeleton1997
      @no.1ratedsalesskeleton1997 2 года назад +7

      *HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE*

    • @no.1ratedsalesskeleton1997
      @no.1ratedsalesskeleton1997 2 года назад +6

      *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA*

    • @ronlabouliere6298
      @ronlabouliere6298 2 года назад +8

      What a petty thing for a god to do,
      fortunately gods are not real and this was just poor construction and poorer photo op decisions .

    • @nesk7771
      @nesk7771 2 года назад +10

      @@ronlabouliere6298 GOD IS REAL SO NO COMPLANE

  • @Zacian2.0
    @Zacian2.0 3 года назад +147

    8:03 to put it in layman's terms "Its not the fall that will kill you, Its the sudden stop" RIP

    • @Zelurpio
      @Zelurpio 2 года назад +1

      *jets fly over*
      TIME FOR THE G FORCE SONG
      G FOOOOOOORCE
      G FOOOOOOOORCE
      FRICTION
      SPEED
      YEAAHHHHHHH
      IMPACT
      YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
      ITS THE THING THAT HURTS YOU WHEN YOU HIT STUFF
      FRICTION AND G FORCE
      COMBINED THEY MAKE IMPACT
      fin

    • @michaelvangundy226
      @michaelvangundy226 2 года назад

      Deceleration sickness!
      Like the Belter Manoa in The Expanse .

    • @Zacian2.0
      @Zacian2.0 2 года назад

      @@michaelvangundy226 LOL that's a great name for it

    • @TheMidnightLibrary
      @TheMidnightLibrary 2 года назад

      @@Zelurpio are you ok?

    • @Ganonussyszestygorillagrip
      @Ganonussyszestygorillagrip 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Zelurpio sthu

  • @wjs569
    @wjs569 7 месяцев назад +6

    The Funeral deaths were near me, in Albany GA. They attended a funeral from someone who died of corona, a bunch died then more attended the ensuing funerals, and of course, more died... Little Albany GA was on the list of highest death per capita for a long time because of it

  • @matthewpocock4824
    @matthewpocock4824 Год назад +47

    "Don't bring a gun to a cactus fight" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rk31
    @rk31 3 года назад +758

    couple: *finds random bottle of stuff in landfill*
    also couple: "LeTs dRiNk ThIs"

  • @benjaminforman8901
    @benjaminforman8901 3 года назад +203

    Time to play: Name That Movie!!!!
    "It's not the volts that kill you, it's the amps!"
    "How many amps?"
    "Enough to push a train. And SHUT UP!!!"

    • @atomicreactor6033
      @atomicreactor6033 3 года назад +10

      "Running Scared"
      I haven't seen it in a few years

    • @regretcollector21
      @regretcollector21 3 года назад +10

      Running Scared is my favorite movie ever!! We miss you Gregory Hines!

    • @somebody1870
      @somebody1870 3 года назад +1

      @Eyron Hiciano Ortega then thanks would've used a big enough wire to wipe half the universe instead of the infinity stones with those amps...

    • @Sgtlog123
      @Sgtlog123 3 года назад +1

      @Eyron Hiciano Ortega and you still can't kill person with u that high current because body resistance block all of it

    • @denniso8003
      @denniso8003 2 года назад

      It is not the Amps that kills you nor the Volts. It is the combination, the power as a product of Volts *Amps.

  • @oGrasshoppero
    @oGrasshoppero 6 месяцев назад +6

    13:50 Basically the serial killer pretending to be an alien changed his mind after seeing the gullible woman came with backup. But she found another way to kill herself so...

  • @heathern4052
    @heathern4052 Год назад +29

    The guy who jumped from the Brooklyn Bridge - there's a lot more to that story. He was used to jumping off bridges (yes, for the purpose of encouraging people to jump to safety from burning buildings). This was just a much taller bridge than what he was used to.

    • @lizanna6390
      @lizanna6390 Год назад +9

      Perhaps more of a freak accident than a Darwin award.

    • @Nunya-lx1ri
      @Nunya-lx1ri Месяц назад +1

      Bridges weren't that tall back then, this one was just physics at its finest and the guy was no physicist or doctor. Sad story

    • @voittolehti2432
      @voittolehti2432 Месяц назад +1

      What the F do you mean the bridge still stands... or do you think it had some kind of a sudden growth sprout in its teenage years.

    • @StormCatStuff
      @StormCatStuff Месяц назад +1

      Oh dear. I have some experience with diving (from a diving board into a pool) and his focus on encouraging people to jump to safety from fires was admirable, but his downfall.
      Diving head first with your arms out in front makes it harder for wind or anything to rotate you in the air, and it gives you some control of your downward arc. Feet first you lose any control the moment you jump

  • @keedozslumz4480
    @keedozslumz4480 2 года назад +307

    My dad survived 5,000 volts the paramedics came there with a body bag and they asked where the victim was and it was him they were talking to the whole time 🤣

    • @digital-dumbass
      @digital-dumbass Год назад +61

      Yo dad is a legend, I bet the paramedics were shocked(no pun intended)

    • @keedozslumz4480
      @keedozslumz4480 Год назад +44

      @@digital-dumbass yea if he wasn’t wearing rubber gloves the doctor told him he was very lucky cause the rubber gloves protected him apparently when we went to the doctors they told him to drink beer and relax and he’s doing good until this very day 🤣

    • @digital-dumbass
      @digital-dumbass Год назад +23

      That’s good, he avoided a Darwin Award

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Год назад +7

      Wow, that's amazing

    • @abusednomoresilence
      @abusednomoresilence Год назад +12

      Thankful your dad is alive. 100 ♥

  • @stanthetree4865
    @stanthetree4865 3 года назад +535

    10:58
    I’m pretty sure vending machines actually kill more people a year than sharks do

  • @debasishraychawdhuri
    @debasishraychawdhuri Месяц назад +6

    The electric fence also had the problem that in case it actually killed a thief, he would go to jail for homicide.

  • @mrskye08
    @mrskye08 6 месяцев назад +4

    The aliens were like "let's cancel the meetup, no one in their right mind would go with that snow"

  • @dennisheffner9253
    @dennisheffner9253 2 года назад +400

    There was a Darwin Award winner here in Las Vegas. A group of teens attempted to push a lady off her bike from a car, But one of them instead fell out of the car and died.

    • @sylviaisgod6947
      @sylviaisgod6947 2 года назад +14

      She probably got sued for that.

    • @makutamon
      @makutamon 2 года назад +30

      A moment of silence for the victim… AND WE KEEP IT MOVING, PEOPLE!!,

    • @FatRescueSwimmer04
      @FatRescueSwimmer04 2 года назад +7

      good!!!

    • @MoveTea17
      @MoveTea17 2 года назад +5

      @Sam wut clickbait video ? the thumbnail is in the video

    • @jeniahfernandez3985
      @jeniahfernandez3985 2 года назад +18

      Same as here ,in my country Philippines there's a 17yrs old teen hanging out along with his two other friends when they decided to climb a mango tree to get some mangoes to snack with ,but after picking some fruit ,that 17yr old boy suddenly got bitten by a snake in hand during when their climbing the tree... of course dumb enough he just dismissed with with no worry and bandaged his wound from the snake bite..later on he lost consciousness in his home and his parents rush him to the hospital but he was pronunced dead..later own his friend told his family that he was bitten. By a snake

  • @FrehleyFan3988
    @FrehleyFan3988 3 года назад +636

    Imagine having that said at your funeral, and everyone starts laughing

    • @priestchase9341
      @priestchase9341 3 года назад +18

      "Cosmic joke moment achieved! Have fun being red in the grave!" XD That's actually what I wish would happen after they laughed!

    • @g4bri3l.
      @g4bri3l. 2 года назад +3

      @ferris buchanan tf are you correcting?

    • @meatballman7079
      @meatballman7079 2 года назад +2

      He literally didn't make a mistake. Tf you on?

    • @meatballman7079
      @meatballman7079 2 года назад +1

      @ferris buchanan

    • @sandhyavino5031
      @sandhyavino5031 2 года назад +1

      Oh no

  • @may-gj6uk
    @may-gj6uk Год назад +24

    “Is that a bird?”
    “Is that a plane?”
    “No it’s a motorcycle!”

  • @mollystrack7902
    @mollystrack7902 Год назад +117

    When will people learn that selfies aren't worth dying over? Good one 👍

    • @gehtdianschasau8372
      @gehtdianschasau8372 9 месяцев назад +1

      But it sounds too negative, having thees people removed form the human gene pool is a good thing. Tragic for relatives and friends but overall beneficial for all of us and future generations.

    • @REBECCA12341
      @REBECCA12341 7 месяцев назад

      Suicide not allowed

    • @REBECCA12341
      @REBECCA12341 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@gehtdianschasau8372suicide not allowed

    • @KiaraSankhe
      @KiaraSankhe 6 месяцев назад

      @@REBECCA12341?

    • @REBECCA12341
      @REBECCA12341 6 месяцев назад

      @@KiaraSankhe wife back door not allowed ect

  • @calmmeoriginalofficialchan9110
    @calmmeoriginalofficialchan9110 2 года назад +20

    In 1990s, my friend saw a early teen employed as a shopping trolley collector using an elastic bungee cord to keep them together as he pushed them back to the store. She cautioned him over the obvious danger but he laughed at her in a rather nasty manner evidently because she's female and his mother's age. Within a couple of days he was killed by the end of a snapped bungee cord.

    • @robynstephens166
      @robynstephens166 Год назад

      I hope this nasty teen lived long enough to think I should of listened to that woman.

    • @cherrybloom9798
      @cherrybloom9798 4 месяца назад

      I've seen my fair share of pricks, but that guy is the whole cactus. 🌵

  • @megjnh
    @megjnh 2 года назад +33

    I live on Kiawah Island and the story about the woman getting killed by the gator happened in the pond in my back yard. We didn't know these people, they were renters if I remember correctly, and we didn't know they were back there until we heard all of the commotion.

  • @Mikwhoisanuggetlovesturtles420
    @Mikwhoisanuggetlovesturtles420 11 месяцев назад +6

    "The aliens must of gotten the wrong address" 💀🤣

  • @terrymightyena5820
    @terrymightyena5820 Год назад +58

    I'm from Serbia and I actually do remember hearing about the funeral of that high ranking bishop and satirists made lots of jokes on the broken COVID rules, then went serious and told their viewers to follow the rules if we want to get out of this situation

    • @diabolivirtusen-tavares-ea4645
      @diabolivirtusen-tavares-ea4645 Год назад +2

      😁 cool

    • @terrymightyena5820
      @terrymightyena5820 Год назад +6

      @@diabolivirtusen-tavares-ea4645 when satirists don't joke, then it's definitely something very serious

    • @northernlights677
      @northernlights677 Год назад

      Uhh ok?? I don’t understand I’m young

    • @terrymightyena5820
      @terrymightyena5820 Год назад +1

      @@northernlights677 ah. Alright. Idk what to say to that

    • @pajac6809
      @pajac6809 Год назад +1

      I'm from Serbia too, I can say If something dumb can happen, in Serbia, it will happen

  • @vholt1000
    @vholt1000 2 года назад +14

    The alien one reminds me of that one scene in Independence Day. 50 or so people gathered on top of a roof of a high rise to meet the aliens, assuming they were going to be friendly. That assumption was extremely wrong.

  • @cleo.war.thunder
    @cleo.war.thunder 3 года назад +22

    4:02 He forgot to delete his browser history.

  • @itz_mysticalkitty5068
    @itz_mysticalkitty5068 Год назад +15

    11:12 the irony of the place being called Safety Harbor 💀

  • @anacondafilms
    @anacondafilms Год назад +22

    This guy deserves the title of a legend for puting memes in his vids

  • @sandyroberts-anderson4596
    @sandyroberts-anderson4596 2 года назад +58

    The Odlum story is far more interesting than you present. He was actually successful for quite a while with his jumps, and it was an unexpected powerful gust of wind which caused his body to get off balance during that final jump that killed him.

    • @Reesicup
      @Reesicup Год назад +7

      Mr Ballen covers that story!

    • @REBECCA12341
      @REBECCA12341 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Reesicupwife back door not allowed ect

  • @beyedoc
    @beyedoc 2 года назад +134

    The bus situation reminds me of a trip to Cancun, where my group had booked a day trip to Isla Mujeres. It required a boat ride to the small island on a boat similar to a double-decker bus. Conditions of the ocean were very choppy for a small boat, and the crew made us sit down on the deck with our arms hooked around the railing so as not to fall overboard! The worst part was when the crew started unscrewing and lowering the side railing! They then instructed us to crouch down and lie down as flat as we could...as we approached a passage under a bridge that barely cleared our lowered heads by inches! That's a trip I obviously will never forget, and we stayed and enjoyed the beautiful resort for future trips. 😬

    • @k1m198
      @k1m198 Год назад +5

      How about don't take trips in 3rd world countries, won't have these random dangerous occurrences.

    • @TheRealNova99
      @TheRealNova99 Год назад +8

      @@k1m198 It only takes once to learn the difference between tourist Cancun and "OMG where the fuck are we?" Cancun. Sounds like this person learned it and learned it well.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 Год назад +4

      Wow. Glad you were ok.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 Год назад

      @@k1m198 douche

    • @k1m198
      @k1m198 Год назад

      @@pollypockets508 you can go to a $hith0le, you won't be missed

  • @Itosalix
    @Itosalix 10 месяцев назад +1

    Alligator affection: "I don't look like a deer!" No, you look like food.

  • @tarotbear
    @tarotbear Год назад +15

    If he died from plunging into ice cold water, how do we know he jumped in after his phone? He was already dead when they pulled him out.

    • @REBECCA12341
      @REBECCA12341 7 месяцев назад

      Suicide not allowed

    • @nicholasweed1849
      @nicholasweed1849 7 месяцев назад +1

      It's Detroit. There are people everywhere. Take a wild guess.

    • @REBECCA12341
      @REBECCA12341 7 месяцев назад

      @@nicholasweed1849 who is your lord grave first question

    • @nicholasweed1849
      @nicholasweed1849 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@REBECCA12341 heh? Lord grave first question? I do not understand. My Lord is Jesus Christ? My grave is in 24+ years pretty sure.

    • @Nunya-lx1ri
      @Nunya-lx1ri Месяц назад

      Right! He could've fumbled trying to catch it. If he's an ice fisher in a cold climate area, he'd know darn well not to dive head first after his phone. He probably drunkenly fumbled with it flying out of his hands and fell to the ground, cracked ice around the hole or accidentally fell and slipped in head first, sealing his fate. No one is that stupid if they're brave enough to be ice fishing by themselves in the winter. I think this one was misunderstood death unless there was a witness..??

  • @piercebailey7152
    @piercebailey7152 3 года назад +257

    To them; Oh, let’s drink this bottle filled with strange, murky water that we found in the dump instead going to the grocery store and don’t even know it is poisonous.
    POV; Basic suicide

  • @133Nomad
    @133Nomad 3 года назад +1908

    “It wasn’t the fall that killed him. It was the sudden stop at the end.”

    • @RacieRain
      @RacieRain 3 года назад +31

      My goodness! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @The_Chitrakarist
      @The_Chitrakarist 3 года назад +47

      ♾IQ

    • @bitch21
      @bitch21 3 года назад +15

      @Karnayshun Miller supiresed? Surprised

    • @cosmox1x
      @cosmox1x 3 года назад +25

      @@bitch21 soup rised

    • @GamingwithPortals
      @GamingwithPortals 3 года назад +12

      @@cosmox1x Soup fried

  • @leviathanmaestas5739
    @leviathanmaestas5739 Год назад +3

    Daniel Hill: drowned in acid
    Andrea Benedetti: fell down an elevator shaft
    Unknown Woman: fell in a tank of chocolate
    Unknown Man: Fell in a meat grinder
    Choose one.

    • @melissawickersham9912
      @melissawickersham9912 Год назад +1

      David Grundman: Crushed by the same cactus that he had blasted with his shotgun. 😂

  • @user-wc3pd5pn6w
    @user-wc3pd5pn6w 6 месяцев назад +4

    The alien hunting dude must've been tough

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    @XitsundzuxoHimina 3 года назад +96

    That opening animation is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @reaper942
      @reaper942 3 года назад +5

      yea

    • @theshootingpotato5572
      @theshootingpotato5572 3 года назад +3

      Yea

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  • @lindaeasley5606
    @lindaeasley5606 2 года назад +55

    The animation of the motorcycle rider smacking into that warning arm as the bridge was being raised made me laugh . Couldn't help it

  • @yeeteducation
    @yeeteducation Год назад +6

    4:05 he probably didn’t have a collection of cute animal pics and he probably had a lot of uhm adult photos or he was objectum sexual or maybe he just wanted his phone back

  • @Armada-1935
    @Armada-1935 5 месяцев назад +9

    Jermey Clarkson may not be the brightest man in the world, but he sure was right with that quote. 😂

  • @dieseljester3466
    @dieseljester3466 2 года назад +94

    17:40 - and that's why it's illegal to shoot cactus in Arizona... that, and the fact that the Saguaro is a protected plant species. And the desert is pronounced So-NOR-an.

    • @barryhayes9750
      @barryhayes9750 2 года назад +2

      Thank you Diesel, for correcting this moron on the proper pronunciation of the Sonoran desert..you would fucking think he would have taken the two minutes it would take to look it up if he wasn't sure! SONO-ran is a pronunciation I had never heard before this, but I did LMAO when I heard it! Thank God, he didn't pronounce the cactus as a SQUARE-O Huh? LOL!!

    • @tyler7992
      @tyler7992 2 года назад +1

      iTs pRoNoUnCeD sO-nOr-aN

    • @joelspringman7748
      @joelspringman7748 2 года назад +2

      You can get in SERIOUS trouble for shooting saguaro. The punishments are harsh!

    • @macaronandcheese1811
      @macaronandcheese1811 2 года назад +4

      also saguaro cacti are pronounced so-WOR-o

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 2 года назад +3

      @@joelspringman7748 Though in this case the saguaro successfully defended itself.

  • @elliotmemesgamesunboxings1987
    @elliotmemesgamesunboxings1987 Год назад +8

    It sucks that the second guy didn’t have like telekinesis because he would’ve been able to just yank it out the water😂

  • @burningexperience6031
    @burningexperience6031 Год назад +2

    The pronunciation of Sonoran desert is hilarious! 🤣😂 love the videos though!

  • @Zorobak
    @Zorobak 3 года назад +2273

    Watching these people makes me feel smarter because it teaches me what not to do.

    • @NicholasDeMarcoHall
      @NicholasDeMarcoHall 3 года назад +36

      Exactly. Vicariously be stupid through these idiots.

    • @NachozwCheez
      @NachozwCheez 3 года назад +34

      i just watch this for that reason
      we are dumb but they are dumber

    • @sukamanut8921
      @sukamanut8921 3 года назад +67

      You need to be taught that? 🤣

    • @TheGreatDreamer360
      @TheGreatDreamer360 3 года назад +13

      Yeah, I feel you

    • @Second_Opinion_2
      @Second_Opinion_2 3 года назад +39

      Really? You need to be *taught* not to do these things?

  • @icewing202
    @icewing202 3 года назад +214

    im just gonna hope, just gonna hope at least, that in the first story, the wife was unaware of what she was drinking and had no idea that her husband found it in a dump. i find it too hard to believe that two people can be that stupid. i can at least accept one person being that dumb, but not two people

    • @nusratparveen82
      @nusratparveen82 3 года назад

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    • @commanderknight9314
      @commanderknight9314 3 года назад +2

      @@nusratparveen82 I reported them.

    • @shauljonah6955
      @shauljonah6955 3 года назад +7

      Trust me it does happen

    • @Gielderst
      @Gielderst 3 года назад +12

      They could've been some kind of garbage junkie enthusiasts. Instead of looting garbage cans. They were looting big at the landfill. 😄😆

    • @irvingdeleon4152
      @irvingdeleon4152 2 года назад +6

      I was thinking the same with the alien story. That guy just got lucky but was so close to dying him self!

  • @thehermitman822
    @thehermitman822 Год назад +4

    Seems like quite a feat to be thrown in front of the forklift you're driving. I've driven a few but never felt a need to test the speed when hauling.

  • @budwhite9591
    @budwhite9591 Год назад +5

    14:00. Stories like this make me think there is no intelligent life on earth.

  • @fixfireleo
    @fixfireleo 2 года назад +156

    If the bottle with the hooch looked anything like the picture, how would they be sure that wasnt a bottle of PISS??

    • @sarahamira5732
      @sarahamira5732 2 года назад +13

      I'd be pretty concerned about someone's health if their piss in an airtight sealed bottle looked like that. Also it would probably feel of urea and ammonia

    • @thelnepoet1
      @thelnepoet1 2 года назад +33

      I'm still trying to understand why you'd drink unknown liquids you found at the dump. Umm, they were thrown away for a reason.

    • @sarahamira5732
      @sarahamira5732 2 года назад +4

      @@thelnepoet1 I mean, I didn't say it was a good idea lol, just that they'd probably be able to if it was piss

    • @thelnepoet1
      @thelnepoet1 2 года назад +6

      @@sarahamira5732 my comment was more of a I don't get it, not questioning you or your comment. I agree that you'd be able to tell immediately it were urine.

    • @Cbrmkn98xs
      @Cbrmkn98xs 2 года назад +1

      *snipin’s a good job mate*

  • @Tonini08
    @Tonini08 2 года назад +1607

    I love how these thumbnails aren’t clickbait
    edit: hey I made this comment during like 3 am one year ago please stop commenting on it

  • @blaisepayzdexter7944
    @blaisepayzdexter7944 9 месяцев назад +1

    Well, that vending machine death is actually more common than you think. Because, people die from vending machines so much, that there is more vending machine deaths than shark deaths! Yeesh! As Jonathan Bird said, “When you’re at the beach, don’t worry about sharks. Watch out for sneaky vending machines…”

    • @SirberusKhaos
      @SirberusKhaos 5 месяцев назад +1

      although if people interacted with sharks every day and sometimes shook them aggressively, these statistics might change...?

  • @Lagbeard
    @Lagbeard Год назад

    There is always the fact that Vending Machines kill more people than Sharks. It's one of those things that people point to when they don't consider how dangerous certain objects can be if you're either unlucky or going to be extremely stupid.

  • @Chimken_Nuggy
    @Chimken_Nuggy 3 года назад +277

    If you ever feel worthless for not getting good grades, just remember that these type of people existed.

  • @emmanuelwongchuking4281
    @emmanuelwongchuking4281 3 года назад +139

    “I guess the aliens must have gotten the wrong address.”
    LMAO ROFL 😂😂😂😂

    • @BellaOrganics
      @BellaOrganics 3 года назад +1

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    • @willw_yt3410
      @willw_yt3410 3 года назад +1

      Yep

    • @jasonjones2979
      @jasonjones2979 3 года назад +1

      @Xavier McKay u mean

    • @thequietkid4887
      @thequietkid4887 3 года назад +4

      ALIEN 1: I feel like I’m forgetting something.
      ALIEN 2: If you forgot it, it’s not important.
      ALIEN 1: Yeah, I guess that you’re right.
      MEANWHILE...

    • @mayn90s19
      @mayn90s19 3 года назад

      It's roflmao

  • @PaulLyndeBlue
    @PaulLyndeBlue Год назад +1

    I love the little cartoon character at the beginning 🤣

  • @megagatlingpea2322
    @megagatlingpea2322 Год назад +4

    21:14 Actually, water and electricity are a great mix, that is, only if it's deionized water. In fact, you can even watch a video on a phone charging while it's dunked inside a deionized water tub.

    • @Thetheriangamercalledhazel
      @Thetheriangamercalledhazel 4 месяца назад +1

      Ok Albert Einstein
      (Not a bully just meant to be funny)

    • @ironwill3598
      @ironwill3598 2 месяца назад +1

      Thats correct.
      Also, it’s amperage, not voltage that kills you. That’s why he was wearing plastic bags on his feet. Plastic is an insulator that hinders the flow of electricity to ground. The poor guy didn’t understand that insulators are only good for up to a certain power level though….and those voltages would not be stopped by a thin plastic bag.

    • @Ganonussyszestygorillagrip
      @Ganonussyszestygorillagrip 2 месяца назад

      The more you know lol

  • @TummaDemoni
    @TummaDemoni 3 года назад +56

    2:50 another instance of a Creator getting killed by his creation

    • @TheChopmama
      @TheChopmama 3 года назад +2

      ok

    • @localretard3779
      @localretard3779 3 года назад +2

      Hello fellow god

    • @TummaDemoni
      @TummaDemoni 3 года назад

      @Mitzi Garcia fourth fucking time in less than 24 hours stop trying to get us to sign up to shit

    • @warryarusboi
      @warryarusboi Год назад

      "Hoisted By His Own Petard" - TV Tropes

  • @jb6712
    @jb6712 2 года назад +147

    Sad to say, but my own son "won" a Darwin Award 14 1/2 years ago. He and his best friend rented a power boat and drove 50 miles upriver to their favorite camp and hunting site. As Son was pulling the boat up onto shore after they landed, he also attempted to hand off his rebuilt .9mm semi-automatic pistol to his friend. Friend caught the gun, but barely, and accidentally hit the trigger, blowing off the end of one finger at the first joint, and killing my son when the bullet entered Son's temple, ricocheted around a minute inside his skull, then exiting out the back of his head. He hadn't bothered to put the safety back on when he finished rebuilding the gun, thinking it would be much easier to test fire it a few times first.
    Thankfully, Son died instantly, so never knew what happened.

    • @nikiTricoteuse
      @nikiTricoteuse 2 года назад +36

      That's awful. I'm so sorry your son died in such a tragic way but, completely understand your being grateful his death was instant. I consoled myself in the same way when my father died suddenly from a massive stroke in his early 50s. He was a very active man and a half life would have been awful for him.

    • @heathern4052
      @heathern4052 Год назад +21

      I'm sorry for your loss. Sometimes we all take things for granted, especially in youth, and we make silly mistakes that can have such extreme consequences. Most of us have done things that could have gotten us killed, but we were lucky enough to live. I'm sorry your son was one of the unlucky ones.

    • @miketobias1821
      @miketobias1821 Год назад +15

      Sorry about your son. I hope your doing ok.

    • @wishgodgirl1903
      @wishgodgirl1903 Год назад +9

      I knew a young man who went to take a shower while his best friend was laying on a bed in the next room “ playing” with a gun, gun went off, shot thru wall and killed best friend in shower! Terrible things….

    • @k1m198
      @k1m198 Год назад +7

      GUN CONTROL WOULD HAVE SAVED HIM!!!!
      just kidding this is tragic and I'm really sorry.

  • @totitokatta123
    @totitokatta123 Год назад +5

    3:55 how did they know if the phone was gone

  • @kylejohnson6557
    @kylejohnson6557 Год назад

    In the story “something to lean on” I’m reminded that in my youth, I attempted to climb over my friends gate in his backyard. On top of two stone pillars was a beautiful wooden structure… that was strictly decorative… upon attempting to use it for leverage, it came loose and narrowly missed crushing me once I hit the ground…

  • @soundwave7314
    @soundwave7314 3 года назад +176

    Waiting for these videos is like waiting for presents on Christmas

  • @BlenderStudy
    @BlenderStudy 3 года назад +79

    13:11 Ouch, may her rest in peace. According to Wikipedia, she was in 'psychic contact' with an alien being named 'Space Brother'. She was out in cold for 40 days and starved to death. Her information was found on Wikipedia's page for another person named 'Gloria Lee' who also passed away of due to starvation at the age of 36.

    • @ceosgamer016_5
      @ceosgamer016_5 3 года назад +1

      Damm

    • @juneyshu6197
      @juneyshu6197 3 года назад +1

      Great research!

    • @klutz_camaro3yearsago457
      @klutz_camaro3yearsago457 3 года назад +2

      Next time,don't believe such supernatural bullshit like these aliens.How did she had a contact with the aliens!?

    • @oldenweery7510
      @oldenweery7510 3 года назад +2

      @@klutz_camaro3yearsago457 She probably knew an "expert" from the "Hysterical Channel's" _Ancient Aliens_ staff.

    • @stxrrywinter8181
      @stxrrywinter8181 3 года назад +1

      An alien? Am dead 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @paulnathanmendoza3354
    @paulnathanmendoza3354 Год назад +1

    11:10 Ah yes, the goofy AUGHHHHHHHHHHH Floridians do be going stunt mode again. lol

  • @meccamitchell6481
    @meccamitchell6481 Год назад

    One of the best channels on here, Thanx for the awesome videos. Keep em comin 🙂✌🏽

  • @FloqTk
    @FloqTk 3 года назад +210

    my soul left my body when he said he must had a lot of cute animal pics to jump in the water-

    • @stellarstar2759
      @stellarstar2759 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @stellarstar2759
      @stellarstar2759 3 года назад

      @Julia Wu bruh he be like NOOOOOOOO AT LEAST I GOT FEEL TJE FREZZING WATER FOR THE LAST TIME

    • @netziguess3507
      @netziguess3507 3 года назад

      or me might've had *the other option* downloaded on his phone

    • @stellarstar2759
      @stellarstar2759 3 года назад

      @@yor796 .

    • @virgomoons
      @virgomoons 3 года назад

      Same lol

  • @mrunknown6842
    @mrunknown6842 2 года назад +171

    3 Weeks ago a 24 year old woman in Manhattan decided it was a good idea to jump from one building to another while she was at a rooftop party. Needless to say her bad decision cost her, her life because the woman fell down 7 stories hitting the ground. She died on impact.

    • @TrojanCubingandFE2
      @TrojanCubingandFE2 2 года назад +10

      nah that woman saw a building was 1 yard close to her and decided to do a jump of faith

    • @k1m198
      @k1m198 Год назад +6

      I'd like to learn more about this, I can't find anything when I try to search for it. Was the building across an entire normal size street? or like an alley way?

    • @OniNoodle4808
      @OniNoodle4808 Год назад +6

      It depends, was she drunk?

    • @cariwaldick4898
      @cariwaldick4898 Год назад +5

      People see these things in movies, and think it's possible. Maybe an Olympic athlete could do it, so it's not totally impossible.

    • @MegaWolfDesigns
      @MegaWolfDesigns Год назад

      That's probably not what killed her, she most likely had a heart attack before she hit

  • @Billetheexplorer
    @Billetheexplorer Год назад +1

    Remember, behind every story told here, there is a Family mourning

  • @Mimi_302
    @Mimi_302 26 дней назад

    That couple really took"till death do us part" too seriously

  • @metrovessel5829
    @metrovessel5829 2 года назад +24

    0:50 this is how corona was made😂😂

  • @roadrossmap
    @roadrossmap 3 года назад +1661

    The narration, the jokes, the puns, the clips and animations, not to mention the interesting content, y'all are amazing yourselves.

    • @dare_challenge_a_god1536
      @dare_challenge_a_god1536 3 года назад +40

      We love jokes about people dying....I guess

    • @bean9965
      @bean9965 3 года назад +7

      You are holsum

    • @comit8077
      @comit8077 3 года назад +20

      @@bean9965 *wholesome. Holsum is something else completely

    • @CoolyCools
      @CoolyCools 3 года назад +7

      Except of them begging us to sub

    • @Im_very_hungry
      @Im_very_hungry 3 года назад +1

      @@tabithaames8334 keren karen

  • @feraltaco4783
    @feraltaco4783 Год назад +1

    The idiots shooting at the cacti are a long standing cautionary tale for those living in Arizona. The only variation I've ever heard in that story is the type of firearm used.

  • @shadipahlavi
    @shadipahlavi Год назад +1

    These stories and the way this guy tells them is absolutly hilarious🤣🤣🤣

  • @winter9479
    @winter9479 3 года назад +268

    Omg finally I've been waiting for another part💀

  • @Peter_Wales
    @Peter_Wales 3 года назад +144

    Albert Einstein once said; There are 2 things that are infinite, the universe and the stupidity of people ... I'm not sure about the universe! I think he was right! Your videos are fun and interesting, I watch them in the evening to come down before I go to sleep. Now you have a subscription too! thanks

    • @morphingninja
      @morphingninja 2 года назад

      This was my senior yearbook quote, only years later did I realize how much of an ass I sounded like...

    • @ScrewFlanders
      @ScrewFlanders 2 года назад

      This was almost certainly _not_ ever said by Einstein, especially since Einstein knew that his own Theory of General Relativity could very well be used one day to show that the Universe is in fact _finite._
      It is more likely that this "quote" was fabricated out of whole cloth by the German psychiatrist Fritz Perls.

    • @VegetaReal204
      @VegetaReal204 Год назад

      @@morphingninja I think that will mine.

  • @seancarter6492
    @seancarter6492 26 дней назад

    The "Best Seat in the House" one is absolutely BRUTAL if you read or listen to the ENTIRE story. One part was from the perspective of a father who had to watch his son land on the spire, burst into flames, coiled up like a dying spider, and rolled right INTO the furnace.... God, I can't even imagine having to watch your kid go out at all, let alone like that 😔 I'm sorry, man.

  • @duanewolfe2321
    @duanewolfe2321 7 месяцев назад

    Upon binge watching your Darwin videos, I noticed the same stories are repeated in other of your videos.
    1. Shooting/grabbing power lines
    2. Drunk lady versus alligator

  • @titan5695
    @titan5695 3 года назад +292

    Lol imagine going to the junkyard to get a drink

    • @ps1hagrid246
      @ps1hagrid246 3 года назад +7

      Wait you don’t do that

    • @Rck-vert
      @Rck-vert 3 года назад +2

      Lmfao

    • @Random_Weirdo24
      @Random_Weirdo24 3 года назад +10

      Yeah, I don’t think someone in their right mind would do that

    • @jefffarris3359
      @jefffarris3359 3 года назад +11

      That could be your sign that maybe you have a drinking problem.

    • @peterclausen1379
      @peterclausen1379 2 года назад +1

      The drinks tasted like piss that someone farted in....

  • @FlyBoyEnterprises
    @FlyBoyEnterprises 3 года назад +49

    A most enjoyable series. This is closest I get to 1,000 Ways to Die that aired on TruTV.
    Don't ever end this series.

    • @Steve6M
      @Steve6M 3 года назад +1

      @Jessica James fr tho who didn't?!

    • @squidwardlegends2950
      @squidwardlegends2950 3 года назад +1

      That was my childhood XD

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 3 года назад +1

      I second that and agree with you 💯

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 3 года назад +1

      @Jessica James Same here ❤

    • @questionfor9502
      @questionfor9502 3 года назад +2

      Well the only way they'd end this series is if we run out of idiots so it will out live us all

  • @higgdynamics
    @higgdynamics 21 день назад

    I watch these and think, good thing I don’t skydive or mess with snakes or try to outrun trains. But I'll probably choke on a cheeto on my couch or something. While watching these videos 😅

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Год назад

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!

  • @kaledoublescope
    @kaledoublescope 2 года назад +690

    RIP to all these people who woke up thinking it was just a normal day, made one bad choice, and ended up meeting their sad fates. 🙏

    • @inthenameofthefather.7240
      @inthenameofthefather.7240 2 года назад +17

      better them than me ..is my motto.

    • @jameswilsonjr5726
      @jameswilsonjr5726 2 года назад +32

      For most of this kind of dumb people , I am sure that it was not just a day of "one bad choice".. I am sure that their Darwin Award was long overdue..

    • @morrissmith1372
      @morrissmith1372 2 года назад +4

      for real. my god sad

    • @johngabriel334
      @johngabriel334 2 года назад +6

      True.and some of us laugh at them

    • @tonkysue207
      @tonkysue207 2 года назад +3

      Agree,everyone the big lad till they make that one daft decision.sad.

  • @ASHl33164
    @ASHl33164 3 года назад +475

    “Don’t bring a gun to a cactus fight,”
    Lmfao 😂 🤣 🌵

  • @Thedoorslover700
    @Thedoorslover700 5 месяцев назад

    I love your vids, your always talking bout stuff, that are very intresting!!!

  • @Karamarika
    @Karamarika Год назад +1

    The rooftop collapse is an absolutely horrific story. It was tragic the way those people died such horrible deaths. If you hear the whole story, it's not something to make fun of.

  • @klaatubaraadanikto110
    @klaatubaraadanikto110 3 года назад +454

    As Tommy-Lee Jones' character says in Men in Black: "A person is smart, people are dumber than cattle". How true, how true.

    • @Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
      @Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose 3 года назад +3

      Brilliant statement. Dim reality.

    • @donovandey1196
      @donovandey1196 2 года назад +6

      That's not what he says...

    • @LexietheFNFFan
      @LexietheFNFFan 2 года назад +3

      Uh...

    • @kayleighbrown459
      @kayleighbrown459 2 года назад +9

      @@donovandey1196 Not a perfect quote. But the gist is there.

    • @nommadd5758
      @nommadd5758 2 года назад +12

      @@donovandey1196 : "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it." (partial)

  • @ezrav.5163
    @ezrav.5163 3 года назад +72

    Legend says it that camera in the intro is still recording

  • @salvagedb2470
    @salvagedb2470 7 месяцев назад

    The Cable guy who got 4'800 volts was a belter , and the Men falling through the Factory roof was a Horror..

  • @WIZ-lc8fy
    @WIZ-lc8fy Год назад +1

    12:50 - 14:44
    The aliens watching like "shit we were supposed to go there."

  • @Si74l0rd
    @Si74l0rd 3 года назад +37

    12:45 You'd have thought in a country with low hanging, bare, high voltage cables, that nobody would ride atop a vehicle, especially a bus but it's absolutely standard practice. It makes you wonder how often it happens or whether these people were truly unlucky, or just another statistic!

    • @markdoldon8852
      @markdoldon8852 2 года назад

      India is coming up on a billion residents, so death by stupidity is obviously less common than BIRTH by stupidity in their case. India is a fascinating place with wonderful people, but their concept of personal safety is just non existent.

    • @markianclark9645
      @markianclark9645 Год назад +1

      Si74l0rd...they also ride atop trains too...there's a video on RUclips of an Indian man walking along the roof till he connects with the overhead powerline...of course there's a big flash and arc...and the man falls down presumably dead...unless he's superhuman and can survive thousands of volts...

    • @Si74l0rd
      @Si74l0rd Год назад

      @StudiousKid152 To be fair the buses are too crowded in the UK too, but we have to wait for another one to arrive once the driver decides that the bus is full. We're not allowed to just clamber on top, I guess that's the upside, and downside of health and safety laws.
      When I was a little kid me and all my cousin's would throw sofa cushions in the back of my granddad's estate/station wagon and there'd be a half a dozen of us in the boot/trunk, but by the end of the eighties that kind of thing had become illegal.

    • @Chauna30
      @Chauna30 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah it makes you wonder. India is arguably overpopulated. Have you seen the rush hour commute in a train there before? Omg I take public transit here in SoCal and there have been times I've gotten off the bus if someone sits in seat next to me.🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @nightcoremusic69
    @nightcoremusic69 3 года назад +150

    Be amazed: upload
    Everyone: *GOES STRAIGHT TO THE COMMENT SECTION*

  • @gail694
    @gail694 Месяц назад

    The most dangerous thing in Australia is the people. Australia is literally the Florida of Oceania.😂

  • @-Jakob-
    @-Jakob- Год назад +3

    How did they manage to find out that the man dropped the phone into the hole first and then jumped after it? He could have fallen into the hole with the phone in his hand.

  • @jenniferpruitt6534
    @jenniferpruitt6534 3 года назад +43

    The guy who tried to jump the draw bridge must have watched The Dukes of Hazzard a little too much! Kudos to the bike for making it to the other side!

  • @baby_kookie7074
    @baby_kookie7074 3 года назад +54

    These videos are funny/strange/interesting/addicting to watch so I definitely subscribed

    • @nucleonegro9762
      @nucleonegro9762 3 года назад +2

      That's the main reason I subscribed

    • @ariii._.
      @ariii._. 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @anoriginalname410
      @anoriginalname410 3 года назад

      @Eric Dizzle what do you mean? who didn't make the video?

    • @anoriginalname410
      @anoriginalname410 3 года назад

      @Eric Dizzle you are not controlling my mind dude, I know you don't make these videos

    • @TheChamp820
      @TheChamp820 2 года назад

      Go to bright side,they busted life hacks

  • @GgfdfgggsgZ
    @GgfdfgggsgZ Месяц назад

    this video is like your confidence shattering like a vase in a box of super glue

  • @BeanieVR654
    @BeanieVR654 5 дней назад +1

    Why would you bring home a mystery drink FROM THE DUMP and SHARE IT WITH YOUR WIFE?????
    That’s so dumb

  • @Tal_Spotting
    @Tal_Spotting 3 года назад +159

    Who else has been waiting so for this for long