As a girl I can say these steps WILL work and if they somehow don't you can always try step 5 which is to find out where she lives And bring her flowers😊
Step 6. Live in her walls to show how much you love her. Quietly whisper in her ear when she sleeps so her dream becomes twisted and you are in it. She will dream about you 😊
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w rizz?
W
No
W
Yessir
yes
Bro taught us how to be a rizz god in half the time he said he would
Bro taught us how to look ridiculous, i.e. asking a women out.
Lol
Actually in 66% of the time he said 🤓
Asking women out doesn't make you look ridiculous. Rather, you appear confident
@@ProfessorxFitness or you could appear like a 🤡
I tried this on my crush, and we have been happily married for 10 years. Her basement is very comfortable and the rats make good company
That's a W in my book. 👍🏼
Happily married (but she doesn't know that yet) 😁😁☺
W rizz
@@Dogflamingo dont tell her!111!1!1!1!!!1!
Wtf💀💀😳
I just followed these steps and now I am on my way to becoming Top G (my lawyer will say that it was just rizz and not trafficking)
@omareew Your name is omareew though. 0:37
My idol Andrew Tate says it's just being an alpha male and not human trafficking
@@Raoul. it's escaping the matrix not escaping the law
@@itsok3368 Good point! Well, I'm off to off myself!
@@Raoul. watch and learn
The way you used "MRBEEEAAAST!" greenscreen for the Find A Girl part was perfect.
Yea lol
@@about_data WE CAN SCRAP THE S CUS I NEVER MISSED A BEAT
@@Shadow_Blox YOU HAD TO CUT FROM HONEY UNDER THREAT OF A GUN BLAST
@@Shadow_Blox YOU HAD TO CUT FROM HONEY UNDER THREAT OF A GUN BLAST
@@Shadow_Blox YOU HAD TO CUT FROM HONEY UNDER THREAT OF A GUN BLAST
as a woman i can confirm this will make any girl fall for you we love this stuff
without me😣
@@fabs9941 omg it works
@@fabs9941 😍💦💦
@@fabs9941 what was the plan genius ?
@@nightsfall3n to get you 😏
Bro i got a notification “you have no rizz” and i was like wtf lmfao
Edit: the title of the video changed, rip.
😭😭😭
Congrats 😂
I think youtube is trying to tell you something
@@ThatDuk lmao
@@ThatDuk cant argue with that 😭
i was ready until i heard the first step
Eheheheh…
*you’re funny*
@@GoingToAFuneral cringe
“go from a sex offender to a rizz god” 💀💀
Bro your humor is way ahead than ours... I laugh every single time 😂
thats what happens when you watch youtube shorts instead of tiktok but humour is humour ig
you're telling me people actually laugh at this?
@@noone-pe1sy humor is broken
@@Kramalei its not broken its just not funny
@@noone-pe1sy They’re younglings
That voice message had me weak💀
This tip was really helpful, I finally convinced her to live in my basement and gave her a lift, thank you 😊
Omg and you morbed in her too right?
He basically explained a simp.
Bros trynna set us up 💀
NO FR 💀
I just realized this is a new video. I've watched some of this guy's videos a few days ago they're all really funny.
i love how he basically tells everything not to do
Simply don't go outside
0:20 she's been ghosting you for 339 years 💀💀
I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time.
wasnt even close to being funny
@@justcallmeoscar5051 it was funny
*"How to become an Sex Offender to a Rizz God"*
Holy shit ☠️🥶
That Rizz is more traumatizing than your dad leaving you 💀
This hit hard since my dad was never even told about my birth 🥲
"Hey, you got something on your chest."
*Uppercuts him*
I just turned from a sex offender into 33 life sentences. Is this what's supposed to happen? Where do I find a girl in prison?
Just clap the female officer simple.
In the shower for a week 💀
😭😭😭
raisin skin
Her Moisturizing process must be slow!
hi (with rizz)
Bro predicted Bentellect 💀
0:28 shit had me dying 💀
This is more like how to go to jail or receive a restraining order speedrun (max difficulty)
Without me 💀💀💀💀💀
Dude really optimized those 60 seconds. appreciate it 🙏🏻🔥
youtube god
I was having a poker face throughout the entire video but holy fuck as soon as 0:35 hit me i just couldn't handle it and burst out laughing lmao
Bro the "i was in the shower" killed me 😂😂😂
Dude I was just texting my crush and this notification came up "bro has no rizz 💀" 💀💀💀😭
This the single funniest thing I've seen all day, thank you
This tip is actually so useful and life-saving, my rizz has drastically improved and now i can feel happier than ever before.
Bro studied youtube algorithm
wheres my hug at
loving these videos, keep it up Habibi
That thumbnail made me feel sick. Dream needs to take a shower
i have no idea how he saw the picture he took and thought "damn i look hot lemme post this"
@@Guy_that_exists fr it's no surprise all his fans are cringey weirdos when they're attracted to him of all people 🤣
bout to get a rizz-training order !!!111 🔥🔥💯💯🗣
The ladies call him “The RIZZstraining order”
Tried this on my gf. She gives me a cute nickname called the Restraining Order❤️❤️
"how to be a rizz god in 60 seconds"
The 39 second video:🗿
As a girl I can say these steps WILL work and if they somehow don't you can always try step 5 which is to find out where she lives
And bring her flowers😊
you forgot step 4.5... which is to hide in the bushes out the front of her house, then you rip up the gardenbed to obtain said flowers
Step 6. Live in her walls to show how much you love her. Quietly whisper in her ear when she sleeps so her dream becomes twisted and you are in it. She will dream about you 😊
How romantic 😊
@Ishita lmao
This man just taught us how to consistently get the bad ending
thank you for clarifying in your description, i now have no rizz.
Thank you bro, I used the guide and instantly turned into Darius the lightskin.
This tutorial helped me so much, I went from being a fatherless guy looking for people to -capture in my basement and force feed them rats- to a top G
bro thanks for the advice instantly changed everything!
It took 40 seconds to cheer my day up 😂
What was the plan then genius 😂😂😂
It had me laughing my arse off mannn
Lowkey learned from this
just found out about your channel, I can't stop laughing to each of your videos wtf 😭
That un opened snap is too funny
The thumbnail terrifies me and it will forever
As the rizzler I can confirm
Very clear instruction, I caught a case so quick.
Wow thanks for the advice, imma go use this right away
thanks man. appreciate it.
The Rizz is more powerful if you got that light skin stare
Finna get Rizztraining order with this one
Puttin' on the rizz 🥶
Achievement unlocked
Rizz states +1 (1rizz = 10 charisma point)
first vid that i’ve seen you make that didn’t start with “istg bro”
0:09 bro you killed me i started the rollie-rollie-laughter and see sounds and hear colors 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tried this with a girl, can confirm it works, we had lots of fun and now she is playing hard to get, been a solid half a year
This tutorial is like building a house just for it to be destroyed because of an earthquake the next day
The rizzard of oz
bro i got a rizztraining order now thanks to you
0:03 how to find original clip lmao
unable to complete step 2, in court rn
thanks, cant wait to try this for my first time 🙌
this is truly a bang-in-the-head-er
Unspoken rizz is the ultimate rizz
Then it's not rizz
How to have rizz
Touch grass
Find a girl
Ask her out
If she says no, be respectful and go find another girl until you find the right one 👍
Rizz on
W
@adwad dwada Yea
Best info thanks, this very helpful for my degree thanks alot
Blud put all his skill points into rizz
0:13 💀🤣
The thumbnail bro 💀🗿
That ''Without me'' had me on the floor laughing my a$$ off
bro teaching us how to get a rizztaining order
How did u know I have no rizz☠️😭
Bro dream looks like he ate 3 bags of nacho chips
YOUR BECOMING A RIZZ GOD WITHOUT ME🥺
THe voice mail 💀
Dream got negative rizz 💀
Bro got that desprate forcing rizz
Tysm bro it really worked i know finally have W Rizz fr fr
0:02 that aged incredibly well holy
As a michael storen fan, i can feel the rizz coming inside of me 😩😫😩🤤
that was the longest 40 seconds of my life
bro that sound after the without me thing i need it pls
The thumbnail of dream tho- 💀
Girl's shows so much attitude nowadays 💀💀
I rather become gay than dating a girl
lmao okay
Restraining order speedrun
😂😂😂😂 most chaotic 39 seconds of my life.
0:22 That's 336 years offline LMAO
The waffle house has found it new host.
I too, never take no for an answer 💀
bro gave us the nice guy starter pack
0:14 Bro slid into these DM's damn
Bro been on delivered since the American revolution 💀