@DankPods great to see you here, m8. Here I am, an Alaskan, replying to a 'Strayan, replying to a Brit, who is responding to the ridiculous tat related to a coronation that literally doesn't affect me in any way. Truly a global affair.
thats great it also sounds like the title to some weird gameshow "wellcome back to tonights episode of is it a hat or is it a scrotum" cue posh whizbang music and logo animation.
@@incredibleflameboy After seeing a few clips of this Bradley guy i thinks he fits the bill perfectly. He sounds a bit like an annoying twat kind of like our own Bubber as he is colloquial known. Who started hosting some childrens TV programes but over the years has hosted many other more or less forgeteble programes.
Only as long as there is an appropriate amount of tat at his coronation. As he is “King of Tat” his coronation would, one imagines, require far more tat than that of King Charles’ coronation. Also, his throne must be made of the same material as the sofa his videos are made on. Furthermore he cannot actually sit upon the throne, but his videos must now be made with him behind a camera opening tat on the worn cushions of the throne.
I had a tragic but funny vision of a British kid spending five months eagerly awaiting the day he attends King Charles' coronation, spending his stashed allowance on Charles stuff, only for his dad to say "Sorry son. The boss called me into work today. I'm sure you'll enjoy it just as much on the telly." He tears down his King Charles poster, crumples up his Burger King crown his American pen pal sent him & starts setting fire to his King Charles cardboard standee in his backyard.
And It's a wonder men can eat at all things are big that should be small who can tell what magic spells we'll be doing for us and I'm giving all my love to this world only to be told i can't see i can't breathe
@@jenniferdunstan5065"I can't protect you. With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow and I'm basically Hawkeye.
@@EightThreeEight Im sure if he made a public statement saying "hey, cool it with the tat", it'd make a non-negligible impact on the amount of tat produced and purchased for his coronation
I think that wierd bag thing that Ashens couldnt work out is an attempt at saying HR loves the Irish, as it looks like the Guiness Hat shape we see on St Patricks Day. Tearing a country apart and stealing everything of any value isnt 'love' though.
The love and respect for our non elected jug eared gonk shown on this video is truly heartwarming. Fun fact: any royal merchandise is classed as 'tat', due to George I, who spoke no English, being German, signing a load of documents without reading them. One pertained to royal merchandise being called 'tat', and his signature meant that, instead of the term 'tat' being banned, the King actually endorsed it. And so, forevermore, Royal Merchandise = Tat.
I'm very glad to see that Ashens is treating this monumental national ceremony with exact level of solemn dignity it deserves. I.e. None at all. Chuck wore a lot of gold and dead weasels, got lubed up behind a privacy screen with some magic God oil, promised to protect widows and orphans from Catholic interlopers with a very fancy sword and then tried desperately to balance a very heavy and shiny hat on his head for several minutes, before being dragged off by horses in a big gold box. It was possibly the absolute silliest moment in human history.
@@dubuyajay9964 1) If you really dislike Biden that much, then at least you can still vote to return the diseased rapist howler monkey to office next year. But we're stuck with Chuck until he dies or abdicates.
As a English person who has never felt less proud to be british after the rich man gets a fancy hat party this weekend, i’m glad to say at least Ashens makes me glad to be British.
I mean we only really ever see the living room "Home of The World Famous Brown Sofa", his kitchen "where food of both edible and inedible quality is made", and that little indoor/outdoor patio area with the bar. Though I know there was always more to his house.
Upon the reveal of the lifesized Charles cutout, I laughed so hard that every muscle in my neck decided to cramp. It was the absolute best pain I have ever been in, and if anyone had to provide me with it, I'm glad it was Ashens.
Elizabeth always looked crisp and neatly dressed. No matter how much Charles pays for his suits he looks like a homeless truck driver. Give the standee to Barry Lewis; he'll find a place for it.
I'm sure Barry could use the life sized king somewhere, after all, he used Queenie for long enough. It's very easy to get confused with the numbers - the previous two Charles have only been dead for 300-400 years. But hey, they where from the House of Stuart and now King Charles III is in the House of Stuart. And sometimes in the Bath of Stuart.
Blue Ribands still exist. They aren't too bad either, last time I checked. Also, this would've been the perfect opportunity for someone to sell an inflatable crown.
I was amazed at the amount of Silver Jubilee tat that hung around our house for decades, like a big union jack, a union jack plastic bowler hat, and those union jack plastic carrier bags you got in all the shops back then. I'm sure a lot of this stuff will be knocking about in attics and junk drawers for years to come!
I like to imagine that, should Stuart take to the streets in his coronation vampire outfit, the people would be so bewildered and awestruck by his sheer aura of coronationitude that they decide to crown him instead of Charles
6:24 oh my gosh, the answer to my prayers, a pot holder, finally with such a device I can touch and hold a pot, no more feeling ashamed because I can't telekinetically move it and having to ask a friend to come over and hold it for me
Funny thing about vampirism: the line of Windsor, or "Saxe-Coburg and Gotha" as it used to be known, had a bit of trouble with hemophilia back during the Victorian era. Specifically, that's one of the reasons why Prince Leopold died so young, and the poor man already looked a little vampiric.
I have a friend who lives in London. Her apartment was filled to the brim with coronation tat! Including one full size paper cutout of the king. I immediately thought of Ashens.
My first Ashen vid was queen jubilee tat, I unsuscribed for a very long while until some time ago that I subscribed again (for nostalgia sake). This shit brings me back, I was in Junior High back then and now in College, how does this man still maintain consistency of his content..
I'd also rather go for a ladder match than a king of the ring - less technical in terms of victory and easier to watch (many broken hips). Then again if they knew the match was coming they'd be rocking some serious physique. It would be funnier if they'd notify them like 3 days prior. Charles: "That is... absurd!" And then they're all in the ring mostly confused until someone snaps out and goes for the ladder and others try to stop the person. Charles: "What do you mean, I have to have a gimmick like a "facepaint and a leotard"...". A sterling silver VHS player is brought out and connected to an old television set with wires that have hand woven cable sleeves. The old TV set valves heat up and white noise is visible as a plastic VHS tape is put in and Charles watches in amazement: "And this is going on in the colonies you say...?" They fit him in a costume and he is brought on the ring where William Regal proceeds to show him the ropes... literally. "Wait... is this really necessary?" he asks as royal servants add hair extensions and put baby-oil in them and then proceed to adjust belts so his body can withstand slams.
This is the perfect wrap-up to coronation day.... I was actually thinking all this tat would be perfect for the channel. The amount of delicious tat in nearly every shop in Northern Ireland has been insane.
@@MrManBuzz Eh tbf it was more in the shops, people mostly just had subtle coronation flags stuck in a plant pot on their doorstep. The bunting/balloons and tat was just used for a wee picnic/party on a green with bouncy castles for kids which was nice in its self enclosed space rather than being draped anywhere and everywhere.
Charles being a fan of the Goons was an understatement, if only because of the tenuous connection that led to dear old Spike making the greatest reward ceremony speech of all fucking time. It just cannot be topped, I laugh so hard every time.
I work in an amazon FC and I can tell you, that we have sold a ton of these in the last couple of weeks... on the other hand we have sold quite a bit of Queens jubilee anniversary merch and memorabilia ever since her death...
Went to party with my mates. We was supposed to watch mostly Ab Fab (We Aussie tho) but then they made me watch the coronation. I had initially threatened to leave but in the end I'm glad I stayed, the banter made it worth it. This video is infinitely more interesting tho.
@@nat3007 never see another coronation? Brother Charles is like 70 or 80. Give it 20 years and we'll be having another coronation. I got at least three coronations in me
With the mask and the "cape" you could recreate a circa 1980s plastic smock costume. "Look at me, I'm King Charlie! Picture of meself on meself, innit"
Careful, I got lots of butt hurt people mad at me for saying something similar. One even called me ignorant. I'm just going to try and enjoy the typical Ashens humour, and hope he can make it all better lol
To answer your question about the crown, St Edward's Crown is the crown used at the moment of coronation. It was made for Charles II in 1661, as a replacement for the medieval crown which had been melted down in 1649. The original was thought to date back to the eleventh-century royal saint, Edward the Confessor - the last Anglo-Saxon king of England. it is used only for the coronation then they wear the Imperial State Crown, The imperial state crown was made for the coronation of King George VI in 1937 but is closely based on a crown designed for Queen Victoria in 1838.
Before I watch this let me just say something... I have never been more happy to see someone write off their purchases as a business expense. Down with the crown.
I love how all the photos used for these kinds of tat show Charles looking like a slightly confused old man who’s about as enthusiastic to be king as the majority of the British public are to have him.
I'm in the United States and the morning television program was just all about the coronation. They kept playing the same clip of that "London Calling" which I think is actually pretty critical of the empire. You'd think we wouldn't give a shit considering how much of a big deal we made about splitting off.
I was on holiday in Scotland the week before the coronation and the indifference was palpable. One shop, though, had a hilariously uncomplimentary window display of Charles and Camilla that made use of those cutout cardboard masks with the eyeholes. Magnificent.
Its not worth it. I know its the most annoying bit of modern nonsense, but you dont have to relieve your mental pain by scolding your hands. No really, its not worth it.
"Designed in the UK, made in India... like much of the royal family, actually"
That got me good
I didn't know Meghan Markle was a Bollywoo Actress...
@@TommyDeonauthsArchives Bollywoo 😂
I almost spat my drink, that was a good one 😂😂
You mean Germany.
I want a heavy hat.
What about heavy headphones?
Hi wade
It pleases me knowing you're an Ashens enjoyer
Just put Frank on your head mate, she's a chonkster
@DankPods great to see you here, m8. Here I am, an Alaskan, replying to a 'Strayan, replying to a Brit, who is responding to the ridiculous tat related to a coronation that literally doesn't affect me in any way. Truly a global affair.
can't believe it's been 50 years since Ashen's last coronation special.
70 years! Time sure does fly.
I wouldn't be suprised
@@SentienToast lets just round it of to 100 years
I can't wait for his next one
Judging by how old the current asshole is, you won’t have to wait long for the next!
I can't wait for 75 year old Stuart to be making a video about Charles III coronation biscuit tins and wretching from the mold.
Theres the Silver Jubilee to look forward to.
Bold of you to think ole charlie will last that long!
@@rebeccafishlock226 Charles probably won't, but the biscuit tins made in his honor will surely outlast him.
If he's anything like a predecessor he'll end up getting his head chopped off (Charly, not Ashens)......
There might be a biscuit tin from Queen Elizabeth II's coronation. I'm sure the biscuits would be just as great as they were in 2nd June 1953 😂
I sleep soundly at night, knowing Stuart has a life-size standee of Charles hanging around for comedy purposes. I can't wait for the sitcom.
Stuart and Charles, the hit new comedy show now available nowhere
I hope it turns up in more videos. I laughed aloud when I saw it in the tub with the moustache! 😆
I hope it's still wearing the slightly smaller Charles mask.
He can meet up with Barry's life size Queen cut out.
@@mothturtle7897 Does Barry still have the Queen cut out? Or did he give it away on patron?
Can't wait for Ashen's girlfriend to hide the lifesize Charles in random places to scare him
Girlfriend? It's about time he marries her.
We did this in my last house share with a cardboard Danny DeVito.
My parents and I do this with a LifeSize cut out of The Rock too, visitors never see it comjng
It's not lifesize, it's kingsize.
Gotta say, Stuart has a pretty nice bathroom.
“Is it a hat? Is it a scrotum?!” is definitely a sentence I’ll be using from now on
How about a scrotum hat?
thats great it also sounds like the title to some weird gameshow "wellcome back to tonights episode of is it a hat or is it a scrotum" cue posh whizbang music and logo animation.
I'll get Bradley Walsh on the phone in the morning. This seems like a show that only he could host.
@@incredibleflameboy After seeing a few clips of this Bradley guy i thinks he fits the bill perfectly. He sounds a bit like an annoying twat kind of like our own Bubber as he is colloquial known. Who started hosting some childrens TV programes but over the years has hosted many other more or less forgeteble programes.
It depends on which way the heart is
Might I propose that Ashens now be formally honoured as “King of Tat” and entitled to wear the inflatable crown of that office.
He'll have to fight the King of Plasticine for it
Only as long as there is an appropriate amount of tat at his coronation. As he is “King of Tat” his coronation would, one imagines, require far more tat than that of King Charles’ coronation. Also, his throne must be made of the same material as the sofa his videos are made on. Furthermore he cannot actually sit upon the throne, but his videos must now be made with him behind a camera opening tat on the worn cushions of the throne.
The cut between the life-size Charles back to the smaller one made it look like you had an enormous sofa.
I wasn't looking at the screen for 5 seconds and saw it, shit jumpscared me
LOL.
@@BionicleGoji never thought I'd see an ashens sofa jump scare, I love it
Who's this "Charles" you mention? I only know of King Derick.
@@TC-th1ey The XIV?
This is the ONLY thing I've watched related to the coronation.
You are honoured sir 😂
Yep, me too.
Same here 😂
Same here.
Same
I honestly don’t really like Charles that much so I didn’t care about watching the coronation
It is a damn shame there is not a box of inflatable crowns.
*fucking inflatable fucking crowns
The one time they could have been relevant
No coronation crackers either 😔
I was just thinking that too
Imagine if it was photoshopped on the king
They should release mini cut-outs of Prince Andrew to discourage trick or treaters at halloween
You could always give the Lifesize standup to Barry for his new kitchen lol
He absolutely should. Or use it for Home Alone purposes of making it seem like someone's home when they're not.
i don't know. i'd prefer to see Mr. Bean in his videos. more people love Rowan Atkinson anyway lol.
need to replace Lizzy now shes gone
I had a tragic but funny vision of a British kid spending five months eagerly awaiting the day he attends King Charles' coronation, spending his stashed allowance on Charles stuff, only for his dad to say "Sorry son. The boss called me into work today. I'm sure you'll enjoy it just as much on the telly."
He tears down his King Charles poster, crumples up his Burger King crown his American pen pal sent him & starts setting fire to his King Charles cardboard standee in his backyard.
This makes me want to see Ashens set his Charles III standee on fire
@@KoopaMedia64pretty sure that would be a crime
@@sirsnausages2164not in the US. Burning an effigy is our national pastime.
4:36 That's clearly a Jamiroquai hat, truly these stores have their fingers on the pulse of pop culture.
WEATHER REPORT
I thought it was the Diddy Men.
DANCING. WALKING. REARRANGING FURNITURE.
And It's a wonder men can eat at all things are big that should be small who can tell what magic spells we'll be doing for us and I'm giving all my love to this world only to be told i can't see i can't breathe
@@jenniferdunstan5065"I can't protect you. With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow and I'm basically Hawkeye.
I'm sure "staunch environmentalist" King Charles III is just thrilled about all of this junk produced to celebrate his coronation.
Well, he didn't exactly have any input on it.
And to be fair, most of the cardboard stuff can be recycled.
Don't worry, he'll just take some sugar pills to relieve the headache
He wants us dead to save the planet. Also, did you know his father wanted his ashes put into the next virus. Look it up fun reading for all
Calling him an environmentalist is like calling King Herod nice to children.
@@EightThreeEight Im sure if he made a public statement saying "hey, cool it with the tat", it'd make a non-negligible impact on the amount of tat produced and purchased for his coronation
"Designed in the UK, made in India, much like much of the royal family, actually".
I very nearly choked on my drink. 😂
Not to mention most of their wealth.
I came for the anti-monarchy jabs, I wasn't disappointed.
@@23Scaduownage
His & Hers masks and coronation capes. Perfect for any cookout and/or swinger's party!
...& you can turn that cape around as a bib!
Or a very low budget British remake of Eyes Wide Shut.
I think half of the masks may have been Camilla?
@@deborahparrott3733 That was my guess too.
All the static from the plastic could give an extra thrill in a party... Lol
As long as it gets Ashens to drop a video, that's fine by me.
Aaaaaaamen!
Ye🥶🥶
This alone justifies the monarchy.
This is the one and only thing I will watch that's related to Chucky's bore-a-nation.
I've got a sudden urge to drive up to Boston and chuck some tea into the harbor.
I'll join you, it'll be fun.
Get some home brand tea-bags its cheaper.
It's a 28 hour trip from TX but I'm in
Michigan here, I'm in.
I do appreciate the likelihood that Ashens will still be around to do a 2nd Coronation tat special.
The Lack of Gonk King is so tragic, show us the Gonk King Poundland!
Imagine a coronation Gonk wearing a tiny King Charles paper mask!
"Didn't actually want a life-sized standee of the king"
That'll be a treason charge, Stu.
They missed a trick with the Charles mug, they could’ve made a double handed mug with his ears as handles.
I'm Irish so couldn't give a continental shite about the coronation, but I'm here for the entertainment value. And you never disappoint, Stuart.
I think that wierd bag thing that Ashens couldnt work out is an attempt at saying HR loves the Irish, as it looks like the Guiness Hat shape we see on St Patricks Day. Tearing a country apart and stealing everything of any value isnt 'love' though.
@@penfold7800 The scrotum hat is just a poorly made silhouette of the crown, minus the part on top
@@penfold7800 What did they steal?
same here as a Yank lol
Im northern Irish and you just can’t win up here
Nice of you to let the king stay at your place. Hope ya have an appropriate bed for him.
The official King Charles III coronation bed doesn't drop until next month though
Looks like he might be a bit too big for the bin sadly
I've been waiting 70 years for this!
70 dog years?
the king having all of those medals is the equivalent of a discord mod having every role in the server
Haha that's the best thing hehe
Just like a discord mod I wouldn't trust royals around kids.
New Ashens video = best thing to come out of the coronation
correction: the *only* thing
The best thing to do is have a good laugh at it all, thank you Ashen you give us that
At least some of it can be reused for Eurovision decor next week lol 😂
Time to watch another ashens video, watching him since i was a kid, im now in my mid 20s, and i still watch him.
Me too, it’s so nostalgic to me
He’s definitely one of the first channels I subscribed to along with the AVGN.
@@Luweepoo yep
The love and respect for our non elected jug eared gonk shown on this video is truly heartwarming.
Fun fact: any royal merchandise is classed as 'tat', due to George I, who spoke no English, being German, signing a load of documents without reading them. One pertained to royal merchandise being called 'tat', and his signature meant that, instead of the term 'tat' being banned, the King actually endorsed it. And so, forevermore, Royal Merchandise = Tat.
Genuinely more interested in Ashens' bus in pothole story than the coronation.
@Queewe Holy shit
That life size cutout needs to appear in all future videos.
“designed in the uk made in india.
...much like the royal family.”
💀💀 my man ashens never misses
I like how they modelled the mug handle on his ears.
Underated comment
I'm very glad to see that Ashens is treating this monumental national ceremony with exact level of solemn dignity it deserves. I.e. None at all. Chuck wore a lot of gold and dead weasels, got lubed up behind a privacy screen with some magic God oil, promised to protect widows and orphans from Catholic interlopers with a very fancy sword and then tried desperately to balance a very heavy and shiny hat on his head for several minutes, before being dragged off by horses in a big gold box. It was possibly the absolute silliest moment in human history.
Still think Joe Biden's Coronation was worse...
Cope :3
@@blah7956 How does it feel that your money went to fund that?
@@blah7956 bro still lives under a monarchy 😂 couldn't be me
@@dubuyajay9964 1) If you really dislike Biden that much, then at least you can still vote to return the diseased rapist howler monkey to office next year. But we're stuck with Chuck until he dies or abdicates.
I love the fact we're celebrating a soap so much. Such a british thing to do.
Your comment is streets ahead of anything in the actual coronation.
I'm more of an Itadaki Street guy.
Been a subscriber since 1953, gotta say these videos are still so good to watch! Keep it up ashens!
Oh the King of Tat definitely needs to be a thing! His feckin' eyes ARE that close together!!
BARRY NEEDS A LIFE SIZED KING!!! He used the queen (god rest her) for a long time in his videos!
That was my first thought as well!
@@garethgibson6508 I miss barshens
As a English person who has never felt less proud to be british after the rich man gets a fancy hat party this weekend, i’m glad to say at least Ashens makes me glad to be British.
Think that's bad. Try being an American.
Fucking inheritable fucking crown.
Top tier comment this.
Episode 2 is Camilla finds him at the bottom of the stairs.
I'm just glad this is giving us the opportunity to see what the rest of Stewart's house looks like
I mean we only really ever see the living room "Home of The World Famous Brown Sofa", his kitchen "where food of both edible and inedible quality is made", and that little indoor/outdoor patio area with the bar. Though I know there was always more to his house.
I won't be satisfied until we get to see the inside of his toilet tank
I swear to god he has one with Barry where it looks like they're inside a circus tent LMAO
Literally saw the corrination, thought about the Lizzies in a box chant, smiled then wondered what Ashen is doing.
Thank you reminding me of the Lizzie boxchant, it reenergised my tedious wait for my supermarket delivery
There's a video going round of celtic FC fans chanting "you can shove the coronation up your arse"
Corrination is what happens when a Fire Emblem character takes over the country.
still trying to kill me with laughter after 15 years. flippin hilarious
Upon the reveal of the lifesized Charles cutout, I laughed so hard that every muscle in my neck decided to cramp.
It was the absolute best pain I have ever been in, and if anyone had to provide me with it, I'm glad it was Ashens.
Elizabeth always looked crisp and neatly dressed. No matter how much Charles pays for his suits he looks like a homeless truck driver. Give the standee to Barry Lewis; he'll find a place for it.
Fella looks like he's waiting for a steak bake in gregg's
Looking forward to Cardboard Chuck being a reoccurring character
I'm sure Barry could use the life sized king somewhere, after all, he used Queenie for long enough.
It's very easy to get confused with the numbers - the previous two Charles have only been dead for 300-400 years. But hey, they where from the House of Stuart and now King Charles III is in the House of Stuart. And sometimes in the Bath of Stuart.
Blue Ribands still exist. They aren't too bad either, last time I checked. Also, this would've been the perfect opportunity for someone to sell an inflatable crown.
the dark chocolate ones are nice if you like dark chocolate
If I only had 3 inflatable crowns... Oh wait, I do!
Or inflatable spock ears.
Hey ! Don't ever knock the Mighty BR !!!! I bought some yesterday ! Absolutely spiffing with a Cup of Coffee ☕ 😂
He reviewed one on his "Japanese Kit Kats" video in 2015. Before that video, I had heard of them only in the alphabet-diet scene on My Mad Fat Diary.
I was amazed at the amount of Silver Jubilee tat that hung around our house for decades, like a big union jack, a union jack plastic bowler hat, and those union jack plastic carrier bags you got in all the shops back then. I'm sure a lot of this stuff will be knocking about in attics and junk drawers for years to come!
Send the life-size cutout to Barry, I'm sure he'll love it.
This is so smart
An Excellent Episode. Historic, even.
I like to imagine that, should Stuart take to the streets in his coronation vampire outfit, the people would be so bewildered and awestruck by his sheer aura of coronationitude that they decide to crown him instead of Charles
6:24 oh my gosh, the answer to my prayers, a pot holder, finally with such a device I can touch and hold a pot, no more feeling ashamed because I can't telekinetically move it and having to ask a friend to come over and hold it for me
Funny thing about vampirism: the line of Windsor, or "Saxe-Coburg and Gotha" as it used to be known, had a bit of trouble with hemophilia back during the Victorian era. Specifically, that's one of the reasons why Prince Leopold died so young, and the poor man already looked a little vampiric.
Charles is also a descendant of Vlad the Impaler
@@arran4285 Impaler? I hardly know her 😂😂😂
@@arran4285 He is indeed. Explains a lot....
Imagine waking up and seeing the life size cutout of charles looking at you, or returning from work and realizing that cutout is gone
Always a good day when ashens uploads
This is the one singular piece of Coronation media I have enjoyed.
Watching the italian job gives me more national pride than the royal family ever will.
Which version?
Not the one full of Americans lol
@@peanutboy999 i mean, technically that one too. if only from thinking about how much better the original is.
They need to make an all female version of that film.
@@Okurka. Said nobody ever.
I have a friend who lives in London. Her apartment was filled to the brim with coronation tat! Including one full size paper cutout of the king. I immediately thought of Ashens.
Thank you for the awesome video again! Loved your videos for years its always a nice comfort watching them 😊❤
His channel is a treasure. Almost 20 years of consistent uploads and his videos haven't changed much besides better video quality
My first Ashen vid was queen jubilee tat, I unsuscribed for a very long while until some time ago that I subscribed again (for nostalgia sake). This shit brings me back, I was in Junior High back then and now in College, how does this man still maintain consistency of his content..
Finally, a day where we get to celebrate starscream’s brief time as leader until his untimely death, at the hands of Galvatron
He's so British that when he sees a brown drink he does not think of coffee
Speaking of King from Tekken, they really shoulda had the crown up for grabs in a ladder match, I would've actually tuned in for that. :P
Definitely! Wouldn't have missed that for anything! 😂
I feel like bringing back the King of the Ring tournament for this would have been more appropriate
I'd also rather go for a ladder match than a king of the ring - less technical in terms of victory and easier to watch (many broken hips). Then again if they knew the match was coming they'd be rocking some serious physique. It would be funnier if they'd notify them like 3 days prior. Charles: "That is... absurd!" And then they're all in the ring mostly confused until someone snaps out and goes for the ladder and others try to stop the person. Charles: "What do you mean, I have to have a gimmick like a "facepaint and a leotard"...". A sterling silver VHS player is brought out and connected to an old television set with wires that have hand woven cable sleeves. The old TV set valves heat up and white noise is visible as a plastic VHS tape is put in and Charles watches in amazement: "And this is going on in the colonies you say...?" They fit him in a costume and he is brought on the ring where William Regal proceeds to show him the ropes... literally. "Wait... is this really necessary?" he asks as royal servants add hair extensions and put baby-oil in them and then proceed to adjust belts so his body can withstand slams.
I love coming back to Ashens content after maybe like 5 years and it's as consistent as ever. Like taking a nice warm bath.
This is the perfect wrap-up to coronation day....
I was actually thinking all this tat would be perfect for the channel. The amount of delicious tat in nearly every shop in Northern Ireland has been insane.
God I can just imagine. Orange parts covered in even more tacky buntings than usual.
@@MrManBuzz Eh tbf it was more in the shops, people mostly just had subtle coronation flags stuck in a plant pot on their doorstep. The bunting/balloons and tat was just used for a wee picnic/party on a green with bouncy castles for kids which was nice in its self enclosed space rather than being draped anywhere and everywhere.
Charles being a fan of the Goons was an understatement, if only because of the tenuous connection that led to dear old Spike making the greatest reward ceremony speech of all fucking time. It just cannot be topped, I laugh so hard every time.
I work in an amazon FC and I can tell you, that we have sold a ton of these in the last couple of weeks...
on the other hand we have sold quite a bit of Queens jubilee anniversary merch and memorabilia ever since her death...
"Can you move him outside Stu?".
"No. He stays. He watches".
Congratulations. May the Charles be with you (for always upstairs). And you should put that hat decal on him, upside down, where it belongs!
Is it a hat? Is it a scrotum? No, it's Coronation Vampire! The new super hero, come to save us all from bad photoshops.
Went to party with my mates. We was supposed to watch mostly Ab Fab (We Aussie tho) but then they made me watch the coronation.
I had initially threatened to leave but in the end I'm glad I stayed, the banter made it worth it. This video is infinitely more interesting tho.
Just view it as History the odds are you will never see another coronation.
@@nat3007 never see another coronation? Brother Charles is like 70 or 80. Give it 20 years and we'll be having another coronation. I got at least three coronations in me
With the mask and the "cape" you could recreate a circa 1980s plastic smock costume. "Look at me, I'm King Charlie! Picture of meself on meself, innit"
I made it my mission to avoid this 'even't' as much as possible. So this is the first coronation themed thing I've seen today. lol
i say that about American inauguration days but those happen every 4 years not every 3/4 century.
Careful, I got lots of butt hurt people mad at me for saying something similar. One even called me ignorant. I'm just going to try and enjoy the typical Ashens humour, and hope he can make it all better lol
Still scarred from the Inflatable Crown situation that your brain refuses to acknowledge actual crowns
the lifesized charles cutout should be set up standing menacingly at the end of a corridor to spook you when you go out at 1 am for a piss
Congratulations on your new King Chuck!
To answer your question about the crown, St Edward's Crown is the crown used at the moment of coronation. It was made for Charles II in 1661, as a replacement for the medieval crown which had been melted down in 1649. The original was thought to date back to the eleventh-century royal saint, Edward the Confessor - the last Anglo-Saxon king of England. it is used only for the coronation then they wear the Imperial State Crown, The imperial state crown was made for the coronation of King George VI in 1937 but is closely based on a crown designed for Queen Victoria in 1838.
Before I watch this let me just say something...
I have never been more happy to see someone write off their purchases as a business expense.
Down with the crown.
Charles is in fact a descendant of Vlad the Impaler, so the Dracula vibes are completely fair.
I thought this was a joke until I looked it up. That explains his creepiness for sure
@@MattTheKnife- Vlad saved Europe and it is only now falling from within.
...That explains why his mother lasted so long...
Charles III wishes he was a third of a Chad that was Prince Vlad III of Wallachia.
The difference is that one's a creepy old royal dude from the 14th century that sticks things up people's bums, and the other is Vlad the Impaler.
I love how all the photos used for these kinds of tat show Charles looking like a slightly confused old man who’s about as enthusiastic to be king as the majority of the British public are to have him.
13:40 Now THAT is an awesome profile picture in the making.
I'm in the United States and the morning television program was just all about the coronation. They kept playing the same clip of that "London Calling" which I think is actually pretty critical of the empire. You'd think we wouldn't give a shit considering how much of a big deal we made about splitting off.
It feels like Delboy finally managed to flog you some of his merchandise :)
The only coronation content I've watched.
I would pay ALL the damn money to see King Charles show up at the G7 wearing the cape, mask, and headband.
I was on holiday in Scotland the week before the coronation and the indifference was palpable. One shop, though, had a hilariously uncomplimentary window display of Charles and Camilla that made use of those cutout cardboard masks with the eyeholes. Magnificent.
If the mug is anything like the one I picked up off a bootsale once, the dishwasher will wash the picture off within a few washes, despite the label.
Hahaha, the Final Fantasy victory tune at the end was so random. Had me laughing.
This video is literally the only good thing to come out of this
The only part of the coronation I'll watch😊
I was waiting for this day if only for the historic Ashen's coronation special.
Missed opportunity to produce Austin Powers related British tat. Love it
Here it is. What the world has been waiting for.
It's been years and I am comforted by the fact that ashens videos have not changed at all
Burning my hands in a pot is definitely a problem I have for coronations
Its not worth it. I know its the most annoying bit of modern nonsense, but you dont have to relieve your mental pain by scolding your hands. No really, its not worth it.
@@penfold7800 "Bad! Bad hands!"
@@mlxoc712 that's what Prince Andrew said
I thought the pot thing could also be used as a mat to sit a pot on so it doesn’t burn the table.
This made my day 😂 The only good thing to come out of the coronation. “Is that supposed to be a hat?! Is it a scrotum?!” 😅 Amazing!