Satisfying Salads That Don't Suck

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  • @jade5418
    @jade5418 5 лет назад +3850

    "add dressing *but not too much* "
    Later..
    Adds twice the size of normal amout

    • @love_meal
      @love_meal 5 лет назад +2

      Recipes for every taste!
      ruclips.net/channel/UCbUN11iMFrkY_pynbTFRuJAabout?view_as=public

    • @roncom4321
      @roncom4321 5 лет назад +22

      @Memes Memes **falls down stairs**

    • @flaredope8101
      @flaredope8101 5 лет назад +1

      Amount

    • @mon1arian335
      @mon1arian335 5 лет назад +15

      Later : puts salad in a hamburger

    • @mon1arian335
      @mon1arian335 5 лет назад +7

      At least issa hEaLtHy hamburger 😌

  • @dagoongsta6951
    @dagoongsta6951 6 лет назад +13710

    Am I the only one that actually LOVES iceberg lettuce?

    • @ganzlove
      @ganzlove 6 лет назад +100

      no

    • @sohelag1220
      @sohelag1220 6 лет назад +69

      DA GOONGSTA I love it

    • @Aj-qq5zo
      @Aj-qq5zo 6 лет назад +48

      DA GOONGSTA noooo I love it

    • @hiraunia
      @hiraunia 6 лет назад +133

      My dog loves it
      I'm actually serious, when we make salad runs over to beg for the lettuce

    • @UnfamiliarEyes
      @UnfamiliarEyes 6 лет назад +106

      No iceberg lettuce is the best lettuce

  • @mvrxzm
    @mvrxzm 5 лет назад +1019

    I'm glad that this comment section stans iceberg lettuce.

    • @eyeb0a11z9
      @eyeb0a11z9 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @DD-fh6gy
      @DD-fh6gy 3 года назад +11

      right like who in their minds think iceberg tasted like water... it tastes crisp and fresh

    • @mvrxzm
      @mvrxzm 3 года назад +2

      @@DD-fh6gy yeah man exactly , like if ur lettuce tastes like that then u bought it when it wasn't ripe or dunked it in water 47 times

    • @kpopfever2529
      @kpopfever2529 2 года назад

      ARMY!!!!!!!!!

    • @mvrxzm
      @mvrxzm 2 года назад

      @@kpopfever2529 Army!! Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @moop.3549
    @moop.3549 6 лет назад +3175

    *mixed leaves, mango, chicken, avocado, chilli, red onion, corriander, salt, pepper, olive oil, sounds wack but tastes great*

  • @zeabeenali5661
    @zeabeenali5661 5 лет назад +2980

    *lettuce has left the chat*

  • @MrsMonsta3
    @MrsMonsta3 4 года назад +330

    "Now, add litarally everything you can find in your kitchen."

  • @kokkiemonster6939
    @kokkiemonster6939 6 лет назад +601

    I only eat fruit salad with just grapes.... in a bottle... finely aged... some people call it wine 😅

    • @truthordeath5922
      @truthordeath5922 6 лет назад +23

      I believe this is the start of a beautiful friendship!

    • @jaysanova5807
      @jaysanova5807 6 лет назад +25

      Kokkie Monster 69 well potatoes are vegetables so french fries are also a salah hehe

    • @terealipford7654
      @terealipford7654 6 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @HodajuciParadoks
      @HodajuciParadoks 5 лет назад

      I like the way you think

    • @MiraLove
      @MiraLove 5 лет назад +4

      Mom...?

  • @tanishaparamba5806
    @tanishaparamba5806 6 лет назад +2706

    Tasty: 1 tbsp of dressing is enough.
    Also Tasty: *pours an entire bowl of dressing over their salad*

    • @RmFrZQ
      @RmFrZQ 6 лет назад +88

      Because all recipes from Tasty done just for the looks. Take every zoom-in at melted cheese strings as proof.

    • @Xenite
      @Xenite 6 лет назад +131

      I think they mean one tbsp per serving.

    • @epifaniosevangelou8997
      @epifaniosevangelou8997 6 лет назад +72

      He said sometimes. Also depends on the kind of salad, kind of dressing and size.

    • @PSL09
      @PSL09 6 лет назад +3

      I prefer the lattrr

    • @PSL09
      @PSL09 6 лет назад +2

      Latter*

  • @SongofaBeach2012
    @SongofaBeach2012 4 года назад +762

    Tasty: Removes iceberg lettuce, replaces with Kale
    Me: aight I'ma just head out

    • @Joyful_Jo_
      @Joyful_Jo_ 4 года назад +10

      So true. 100%

    • @ZaidShaikh-kb8vf
      @ZaidShaikh-kb8vf 4 года назад +8

      I like kale

    • @roseeze166
      @roseeze166 4 года назад +9

      Kale sucks

    • @Ena48145
      @Ena48145 3 года назад +4

      @@ZaidShaikh-kb8vf I love, absolutely love, kale in a vegetable soup

    • @roy4567
      @roy4567 3 года назад +1

      I like iceberg lettuce and kale but I don't like romaine lettuce

  • @alliwhite3941
    @alliwhite3941 5 лет назад +2794

    mixed greens are actually pretty bitter usually and have even less texture (crunch) than iceberg 🤷

    • @MeloraCarabas
      @MeloraCarabas 5 лет назад +76

      I love to combine them with each other and tomatoes. Green crunchy fresh and savory, perfect

    • @briannamercedes4016
      @briannamercedes4016 5 лет назад +61

      But they have more nutritional value

    • @hehehesther
      @hehehesther 5 лет назад +79

      Mixed greens only taste bitter when they're a bit older or not as fresh, I'd recommend buying some at a farmers market or just a locally grown produce store

    • @okaymea
      @okaymea 5 лет назад +11

      I love lettuce, so I'm gonna add it anyway

    • @lyricvideos166
      @lyricvideos166 5 лет назад +22

      add romaine lettuce to mixed greens, tastes great

  • @uradeutsch
    @uradeutsch 6 лет назад +1918

    Lemme just eat my head of iceberg drenched in ranch in peace plz kk thx

  • @tima4125
    @tima4125 5 лет назад +460

    98% of comment section - LeAVe mE aND mY IcEbeRg LeTTucE aLonE!!
    other 2% - i love iceberg lettuce you fool

    • @Alignedtop
      @Alignedtop 5 лет назад +20

      Ur saying the same thing twice dumbass.

    • @fida80
      @fida80 5 лет назад +3

      98% eat shit and have no issues in eating shit

    • @jamila2862
      @jamila2862 5 лет назад +2

      And I oop, sks sks sks

    • @jamila2862
      @jamila2862 5 лет назад +2

      @@Alignedtop they are not you weird Tasty salad dumbass!

    • @sarahdominymusic
      @sarahdominymusic 4 года назад +1

      ㄒ丨爪卂 I hate iceberg lettuce with every inch of my being

  • @lewlavabra6811
    @lewlavabra6811 5 лет назад +3739

    b-but what if i actually genuinely love iceberg lettuce ? i eat it almost everyday and haven't gotten tired of it yet

    • @Pathrissia
      @Pathrissia 5 лет назад +193

      Then you will keep eating sucky salads

    • @khacia9772
      @khacia9772 5 лет назад +170

      Right? It tastes good idk lol

    • @janaelove
      @janaelove 5 лет назад +47

      Lewlav Abra yeah iceberg lettuce is good

    • @Piggiemushroom
      @Piggiemushroom 5 лет назад +51

      I agree it's tasty and used to only want it as my vase but I've been told it doesn't have very much nutritional value so I try to have a variety

    • @mustafa.bakes.
      @mustafa.bakes. 5 лет назад +3

      Ikr

  • @pannaturbucz7556
    @pannaturbucz7556 5 лет назад +4426

    Title should be: Satisfying salads that don't suck but you can't afford

    • @evamoni4834
      @evamoni4834 5 лет назад +122

      Too much ingredients for a single dish

    • @alexgalarza6908
      @alexgalarza6908 4 года назад +211

      Those are veggies cmon how broke can u be

    • @zed4802
      @zed4802 4 года назад +151

      If you can afford meat and cheese you can afford veggies haha

    • @tudyebaa5814
      @tudyebaa5814 4 года назад +2

      Exactly

    • @tsukiko2027
      @tsukiko2027 4 года назад +40

      if you want a simple salad that isn't too complicated, my suggestion is lettuce cucumber and tomato. its what I always make and nowhere near as complicated or expensive as 15 different ingredients.

  • @anooshehzaidi8416
    @anooshehzaidi8416 4 года назад +149

    You: salads that don’t suck
    Also you: takes out iceberg lettuce

  • @finlaydonnelly8953
    @finlaydonnelly8953 5 лет назад +419

    "1table spoon of dressing goes a long way"
    *dumbs an entire bowl of dressing into every other salad

    • @zaynabmimi612
      @zaynabmimi612 4 года назад +3

      I know right

    • @Ena48145
      @Ena48145 3 года назад +3

      OMG RIGHT? That brussels sprout salad with the almonds had literally over a CUP of that thick yogurt dressing

    • @miranaestephan247
      @miranaestephan247 3 года назад

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJ

    • @isabellind1292
      @isabellind1292 3 года назад +3

      I like salads w/my dressing. The dressing's the only thing that'll keep me going, haha!

    • @mangamango5569
      @mangamango5569 2 года назад

      Pretty sure he meant 1tbs per serving of salad

  • @campbellaj04
    @campbellaj04 5 лет назад +2055

    what if i want my salad to taste like a glass of water

    • @jamila2862
      @jamila2862 5 лет назад +19

      Preech!

    • @once.upon.a.time.
      @once.upon.a.time. 4 года назад +130

      Then a nice iceberg, watermelon, and cucumber salad would do nicely 😂

    • @Bellatrux13
      @Bellatrux13 4 года назад +41

      @@once.upon.a.time. you do realize that now we all HAVE to try it?!

    • @milkyway6812
      @milkyway6812 4 года назад +41

      Then drink a glass of water

    • @dilscorner1894
      @dilscorner1894 4 года назад +6

      @@milkyway6812 yaa dude

  • @fozzyllicciouss897
    @fozzyllicciouss897 5 лет назад +685

    I can't handle raw onions chopped that big in my salads.. too overpowering for me

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 года назад +70

      It was funny how at the beginning they say you should chop everything finely, but then cut everything into pretty big pieces

    • @Miss_Dani_DWhit
      @Miss_Dani_DWhit 4 года назад +8

      I agree, mine have to be diced

    • @qetitevzadze9611
      @qetitevzadze9611 4 года назад +3

      For me, this size was better.

    • @manuela1325
      @manuela1325 4 года назад +13

      soak your raw onions in ice water or lime juice for 15 min ;)

    • @jungkooks_microwavephobia
      @jungkooks_microwavephobia 4 года назад +2

      Dan Dan hot? because onions are spicy or what?

  • @unapologeticmango8080
    @unapologeticmango8080 5 лет назад +3023

    leave me alone I like iceberg lettuce
    :((

  • @abschee
    @abschee 6 лет назад +116

    1:08 cucumber, tomato, avocado
    1:56 roasted shrimp veggie
    2:59 maple balsamic roasted veggie
    3:45 roasted brussels sprouts
    4:51 roasted chickpea and avocado

  • @SirHusky654
    @SirHusky654 Год назад +16

    PROTIP: If you want a passable salad and don't want to put much effort into it - add pickled veggies. Pepperocinis, pickled jalapenos, and kalamata olives do wonders. The key to making a good salad is to have multiple things in the salad that you can pick up with your fork that will add flavor to the greens other than just the dressing. Also add some sort of meat as well, because you need protein.

  • @elizabethroa6970
    @elizabethroa6970 6 лет назад +2401

    Says iceberg tastes like nothing. Then uses cucumber

    • @larrysmith2638
      @larrysmith2638 6 лет назад +242

      Elisabet Roa Actually, cucumber has a fairly definite flavor, although not as strong as onions or berries. Forget the name, but there is a great sauce/dip made in India that uses cucumber as the base.

    • @elizabethsgiers2079
      @elizabethsgiers2079 6 лет назад +31

      Tikazak sauce

    • @beatinghearts9404
      @beatinghearts9404 5 лет назад +13

      @@larrysmith2638 im Indian and i haven't heard of this

    • @larrysmith2638
      @larrysmith2638 5 лет назад +34

      Beatinghearts It's raita.

    • @larrysmith2638
      @larrysmith2638 5 лет назад +60

      Elizabeth Sgiers Actually, you're thinking of tzatziki, which is Greek.

  • @tehRogue
    @tehRogue 6 лет назад +5064

    Can I deep fry my salad?

  • @stfu2591
    @stfu2591 4 года назад +102

    bruh whenever i eat something healthy my family says: “omg ur eating something healthy?”
    it makes me wanna avoid eating healthy bc it’s supa awkward
    *i think that that says more about me than them...*

    • @Joyful_Jo_
      @Joyful_Jo_ 4 года назад +9

      Hey, i mean, after you just completely only eat healthy food they won't be able to say that anymore, theyll get used to it amitite.

    • @SnakeButtz
      @SnakeButtz 4 года назад +8

      just eat healthy foods,,, it wont be awkward after

    • @Violet_Parakeet
      @Violet_Parakeet 4 года назад +19

      I mean you're the one who's gonna live longer lmao

    • @sandraarriaga832
      @sandraarriaga832 4 года назад +5

      It’s your body... probably just feel insecure themselves.

    • @octavianjoseph8633
      @octavianjoseph8633 3 года назад +4

      No, I think it says alot more about them than you.

  • @Housewarmin
    @Housewarmin 6 лет назад +33

    The thing I hate. Is that you have to buy like 18 ingredients to make the salad not suck. When I can just buy one cake and be happy.

    • @evilcrabfreak
      @evilcrabfreak 6 лет назад +2

      Sincerelyy Eccentric a good salad:
      Romane lettuce (seriously just one lettuce) Caeser dressing. Add cheese and croutons if you wanna

    • @evilcrabfreak
      @evilcrabfreak 6 лет назад +2

      Jane Ryan-Douglas lmao cake is disgusting

    • @Drag0ncl0ud
      @Drag0ncl0ud 6 лет назад

      What about fruitcake? It was almost a meme in old tv that fruitcake was terrible. I’ve never had it though

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 6 лет назад

      Sonalx exactly.

    • @ganzlove
      @ganzlove 6 лет назад +1

      I alrady have all of the ingredents for salad :D also you could buy a packaged salad too just saying

  • @amaldawoud7082
    @amaldawoud7082 6 лет назад +427

    everyone hates on tasty in the comments, but honestly, this channel is the best food channel i have ever visited. they have a variety of food from sweet to savory, etc. so stop hating and try to make the recipes.

    • @newaccount90356
      @newaccount90356 6 лет назад +7

      Amal Dawoud they make some good videos and recipes, but some videos are absolutely retarded

    • @swordbrine6498
      @swordbrine6498 6 лет назад +2

      Like hh said they have good videos but some not so much

    • @monica-ib8rb
      @monica-ib8rb 5 лет назад

      Amal Dawoud true i love those mother's day breakfast ideas

    • @kimberlyvelasquez78
      @kimberlyvelasquez78 5 лет назад

      Amal Dawoud totally agree

    • @ice-choco-Icecream
      @ice-choco-Icecream 5 лет назад

      Yeah, I’ve made plenty of recipes from Tasty, they’re delicious

  • @helloDina
    @helloDina 4 года назад +65

    That grilled shrimp veggie salad is amazing they honey and lime in the dressing is so good

  • @doonyoo374
    @doonyoo374 6 лет назад +262

    Surprisingly mangos and apples fit perfectly in salads

    • @Anna-pj8te
      @Anna-pj8te 5 лет назад +6

      DooNYoo yes, although I haven’t really eaten apples in salads. Since I get a mildly allergic reaction from them.

    • @devotion_emotion
      @devotion_emotion 5 лет назад +5

      DooseperateNYoo maybe idk im not into 'sweet' salads although i like fruit i love mango ALOT but i rather have them separate

    • @antonhelsgaun
      @antonhelsgaun 5 лет назад +3

      How is that surprising to anyone

  • @0IALYSSAI0
    @0IALYSSAI0 6 лет назад +145

    Super easy salad that won’t take nearly as much effort as these:
    1/2 a chopped apple
    Candied walnuts
    Baby green mix
    Shredded Parmesan
    Honey vinegarette.
    Done. Super easy. My favorite salad.

    • @ganzlove
      @ganzlove 6 лет назад +7

      that's also really good on a sandwich! (maybe not everything but apple/pear, candied pecans/walnuts, spinach, you get the idea)

    • @quixotic7460
      @quixotic7460 6 лет назад +2

      candied walnuts, wut

    • @larrysmith2638
      @larrysmith2638 6 лет назад +4

      Allie Kendrick Sounds delicious. Sometimes I like making the effort for something really different, and sometimes I just want quick and easy. Thanks for sharing.

    • @missball404
      @missball404 5 лет назад

      nope I looooove and prefer iceberg lettuce

    • @ileanaprofeanu7626
      @ileanaprofeanu7626 5 лет назад

      saved it

  • @vilma1674
    @vilma1674 5 лет назад +26

    0:11
    *lettuce:* am I a joke to you

  • @SadeLife-uj5lw
    @SadeLife-uj5lw 6 лет назад +264

    Another tip, put few garlic cloves & dryed red chillies' flakes, in your olive oil bottle/ container, leave over night, and use the mix over any kind of salad.

    • @amaldawoud7082
      @amaldawoud7082 6 лет назад +8

      yum!

    • @Nik-pr7ox
      @Nik-pr7ox 6 лет назад +9

      Sade Life1015 That actually sounds very delicious

    • @violetaura9007
      @violetaura9007 6 лет назад +15

      Whoa No!! Botulism is a real concern! Instead slowly heat the garlic cloves in oil and then store that oil.

    • @DescansosDonne
      @DescansosDonne 6 лет назад +5

      What a quick way to get botulism.

    • @erid6863
      @erid6863 6 лет назад +1

      sweet mochi - What is that?

  • @imanejammy2193
    @imanejammy2193 6 лет назад +291

    Make soups that don't suck please

    • @andym28
      @andym28 6 лет назад +32

      Imane Jammy hardly any soups suck dude.

    • @PickledPlums
      @PickledPlums 5 лет назад +7

      *sputters uncontrollably*
      B-but how have you had a crappy soup? Or do you just need better tips for making soup? ...’Cause I can understand that.

    • @jjjas9320
      @jjjas9320 5 лет назад +1

      Try pozole

    • @biancahodges263
      @biancahodges263 5 лет назад +1

      Mushroom soup.

  • @bridgethealey7188
    @bridgethealey7188 5 лет назад +38

    Damn the Midwest is really coming for tasty after that iceberg lettuce comment

  • @allistrata
    @allistrata 6 лет назад +102

    "Don't overdress your salad!"
    *Adds a full cup of dressing*

  • @0099boomerang
    @0099boomerang 6 лет назад +471

    The roasted shrimp veggie salad looked tasty 😋

    • @freezycold
      @freezycold 6 лет назад +3

      I just tried making it, It's awful D:

    • @juicytomato1738
      @juicytomato1738 6 лет назад +4

      Abhishek Verma by baking the veggies u remove all the important nutrients in it. What is the use of making salad that doesn't have the nutrients u want??

    • @buttcheek9503
      @buttcheek9503 6 лет назад +2

      Tejase Rathod fuck nutrients

    • @juicytomato1738
      @juicytomato1738 6 лет назад +2

      Butt Cheek then don't eat a salad. Just eat pizza and chips

    • @anniegoris
      @anniegoris 6 лет назад +3

      Butt Cheek that’s the point of salads😂

  • @DorasDream
    @DorasDream 5 лет назад +13

    0:39
    Vegans: “Are you challenging me?”

  • @miacalderbank9460
    @miacalderbank9460 6 лет назад +397

    Honestly I wouldn’t cut the salad leaves so finely because it would be hard to pick up with your fork

    • @larrysmith2638
      @larrysmith2638 6 лет назад +28

      Mia Calderbank YES!!! I hate finely chopped greens. Might as well use a spoon. Hmmm, that's not a bad idea.

    • @strawberry-zq5nq
      @strawberry-zq5nq 6 лет назад +10

      Use chopsticks :)

    • @loves_gone4
      @loves_gone4 6 лет назад +3

      maycember again woah thats actually not a bad idea

    • @missasmesshall1506
      @missasmesshall1506 5 лет назад +3

      Mia Calderbank same! I love chopped salads! I hate when big chunks of leaves get stuck on the roof of my mouth

    • @monica-ib8rb
      @monica-ib8rb 5 лет назад

      Mia Calderbank true!!

  • @veblard.potato4210
    @veblard.potato4210 6 лет назад +186

    WHAT IF I LIKE THE TASTE OF WATERY-LETTUCE AND HATE SALAD DRESSING??HUH??

    • @oyaissme4422
      @oyaissme4422 6 лет назад +8

      Veblar the Potato then you do you, hunty. smh

    • @idilakpnar3464
      @idilakpnar3464 5 лет назад +9

      tbh that's actually much healthier. therefore, if you like it more, you're really lucky

    • @heysultana
      @heysultana 5 лет назад +1

      Then you can whine about it on RUclips

    • @helichild2743
      @helichild2743 5 лет назад +1

      I HATE SALAD DRESSING BUT I LOVE LETTUCE!!

    • @nathaliemorales3501
      @nathaliemorales3501 5 лет назад

      Ugh Ranch is disgusting🤮

  • @cherimila
    @cherimila 5 лет назад +47

    Iove this, but i hate when i have a salad and they give me one stingy lid of salad dressing.olive garden is the only place that can get away with it but otherwise the salads are dry af u dont need the whole bottle but a tbsp.cmon lol..im not the only one that feels this way

    • @pam2848
      @pam2848 5 лет назад +1

      I feel the same way! I always have to ask for extras

    • @patriciabernreuter4669
      @patriciabernreuter4669 4 года назад +5

      cherimila I make my salads in a bowl with a cover, or use Saran Wrap. I add the small amount of dressing and then shake it like crazy. It distributes the dressing soooo much more evenly!! You can add more from there as needed. Showed my kids and they do the same now. Good luck!

  • @sierracrouch6507
    @sierracrouch6507 5 лет назад +409

    Anyone else notice the randomly added lettuce on the left of the bowl from 0:04-0:06?😆

    • @tana1641
      @tana1641 5 лет назад +25

      WOAH

    • @aydeigh
      @aydeigh 5 лет назад +28

      *wait a minute-*

    • @dondeka2086
      @dondeka2086 5 лет назад +57

      I bet your eye can see a leaf falling across frickin australia

    • @kdodoqpqldbfjgklw
      @kdodoqpqldbfjgklw 5 лет назад +23

      Eyy saw it and oh god you have eyes like an eagle

    • @tart6178
      @tart6178 5 лет назад +6

      I'm so confused. Is this supposed to be a joke or something?

  • @MakoTaco
    @MakoTaco 5 лет назад +791

    -Salads that don't suck
    *adds cilantro*

    • @melanieclark7949
      @melanieclark7949 5 лет назад +10

      OK without cilantro.

    • @MeloraCarabas
      @MeloraCarabas 5 лет назад +91

      Dish soap tastes and smells better than cilantro and costs less.

    • @melanieclark7949
      @melanieclark7949 5 лет назад +6

      @@MeloraCarabas That's what I thought, too.

    • @noraneko4848
      @noraneko4848 5 лет назад +107

      cilantro is great you filthy infidels.

    • @melanieclark7949
      @melanieclark7949 5 лет назад +9

      @@noraneko4848 Great! You may have my share.

  • @milesfann33
    @milesfann33 2 года назад +33

    I'm surprised more people don't use nutritional yeast in salads. I love adding a dusting of nutritional yeast, it adds a cheesy flavor, I'm not even vegan and I love it.

  • @blrdnames
    @blrdnames 6 лет назад +440

    so... you have an intro that sets ground rules for good salads and then follow it with a bunch of salads that break those rules? really great coherent video, tasty

    • @tomatosoup7704
      @tomatosoup7704 6 лет назад +6

      Bear ifkr :'l

    • @rubiscas
      @rubiscas 6 лет назад +65

      yasmeen For one thing they said to chop things finely, then they left the lettuce whole & dumped huge chunks on top. They also said not to add too much dressing then completely soaked the salads.

    • @bobbob2932
      @bobbob2932 6 лет назад +6

      It's cause they spliced a bunch of their old videos together to make this one.

  • @ninoashe1147
    @ninoashe1147 6 лет назад +10

    when someone asks you "is the food ready?" and you reply yeah just gotta put my salad in the oven

  • @Catherine_Yong
    @Catherine_Yong 4 года назад +6

    I love cilantro and parsley in my salads! They're so flavorful~

  • @dvbgnn4379
    @dvbgnn4379 5 лет назад +781

    Why does he mix his salad with a surgical forceps
    ;-;

    • @angie6004
      @angie6004 5 лет назад +41

      Lmao you mean tongs?

    • @dvbgnn4379
      @dvbgnn4379 5 лет назад +7

      @@angie6004 Noo look 0:53

    • @angie6004
      @angie6004 5 лет назад +69

      @@dvbgnn4379 welcome to the cooking world, those are metal tongs.

    • @chloebutler8438
      @chloebutler8438 5 лет назад +17

      You mean tongs? Lmao

    • @dvbgnn4379
      @dvbgnn4379 5 лет назад +6

      @@angie6004 But it looks like-

  • @dobytheoctopus
    @dobytheoctopus 6 лет назад +465

    Serious? Right in front of my salad?

    • @bi-bibabyblue9649
      @bi-bibabyblue9649 6 лет назад +2

      Selena Gomez News I’m dead 😂

    • @nessawithsmiles
      @nessawithsmiles 6 лет назад +2

      Selena Gomez News no one knew you were eating a salad Selena

    • @GamersComputer
      @GamersComputer 6 лет назад +2

      yes, but how did you know?

    • @sarameiwayne2816
      @sarameiwayne2816 6 лет назад +13

      Are you serious? Did you just bring up that meme?
      Right in front of my salad?

    • @elimkwok938
      @elimkwok938 6 лет назад

      How did she know

  • @binglesnort
    @binglesnort 4 года назад +25

    Me, someone who can only afford lettuce and ranch as a salad: ok hol up

  • @hand2032
    @hand2032 5 лет назад +55

    Oops.
    Accidentally chopped my cabbage to the 4th dimension

  • @Zoey-wt5eq
    @Zoey-wt5eq 6 лет назад +182

    I literally just make myself a kale salad with tomatoes avocado feta cheese and peppers it’s gooood af
    Dressing: lemon vinaigrette

    • @emptyricebowl
      @emptyricebowl 5 лет назад +3

      Zoey 101 I use vinaigrette, olive oil, ham, and cucumbers that’s mixed into the lettuce, I add salt and pepper and that’s it. It’s simple but good, gotta try yours though

    • @jesserodriguez2732
      @jesserodriguez2732 5 лет назад

      Savage Yoongi we
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    • @sharvaripatilarmy3232
      @sharvaripatilarmy3232 5 лет назад

      @@emptyricebowl ARMY str3am Boy with luv

  • @NN-zg5bz
    @NN-zg5bz 3 года назад +3

    "chop everything super small. And now add some fine cut cabbage" *proceeds to put in the biggest chunks of cabbage to have ever gone into a salad*

  • @luvatuva8774
    @luvatuva8774 5 лет назад +53

    I tried the veggie scrimp salad and it's tasted so AMAZING!!!

  • @emilymiller7867
    @emilymiller7867 6 лет назад +352

    Well, iceberg lettuce is a lot cheaper than buying 4 different herbs and lettuces

    • @elizabethshaw734
      @elizabethshaw734 6 лет назад +17

      Choo Choo Gamers you can buy a single bag of mixed baby greens for $0.50 more than a head of iceberg. Nobody but someone who is vegan like myself would buy a bag of each of those! You can get it all in one bag and the family size bag would last you salad for the week.

    • @khdayskh1314
      @khdayskh1314 6 лет назад +14

      Choo Choo Gamers you get what you pay for. Quality

    • @hamu6118
      @hamu6118 6 лет назад +25

      I don't think it was necessary to throw shade at iceberg lettuce, and there's a bunch of lettuce varieties to choose from (purple,butterhead,crisp, romaine, etc) No need for Kale (which tastes too bitter honestly) or straight up basil

    • @miaomiaou_
      @miaomiaou_ 6 лет назад +3

      calamitasCorvus I find it helpful to keep the bag of leaves closed until I’m ready to eat it. I’ve kept them for up to a week that way with no decay:)

    • @quester09
      @quester09 6 лет назад +6

      iceberg is awesome with chunky bleu cheese dressing and cracked peppercorns.
      and a steak :D

  • @alinebristol102
    @alinebristol102 4 года назад +7

    I made the Roasted Brussels Sprouts Salad tonight - omg soooo delish ... I mean TASTY!

  • @theresabutler3922
    @theresabutler3922 6 лет назад +350

    Leftover sweet potatoes are great in salads!

    • @aiyachayothin4693
      @aiyachayothin4693 6 лет назад

      Theresa Butler true

    • @binkao2938
      @binkao2938 6 лет назад +8

      Who ever even gets sweet potato leftovers tho? It has never happened to me..

    • @ganzlove
      @ganzlove 6 лет назад

      you can roast like 10 sweet potatoes for the whole week

    • @anniegoris
      @anniegoris 6 лет назад +1

      Oooh, yum!! I also recommend bacon bits and raisins for better flavor and crunch. It makes a salad much tastier😋☺️👍🏻

    • @joanaoshie6684
      @joanaoshie6684 6 лет назад

      Theresa Butler 🍆💦💧💧💩🙈🙉🙊👌👌👌✌😳😣jk......im fucking depressed 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @horses4555
    @horses4555 5 лет назад +185

    Says not to use too much dressing but then pours a whole bowl of dressing on the salad (2:44) 🙃

  • @wackmack7708
    @wackmack7708 5 лет назад +2

    Mmm..That shrimp salad looks delicious

  • @michalviktorin6758
    @michalviktorin6758 5 лет назад +21

    You forgot to mention to add eggs or cheese for more substance.

  • @vaa1155
    @vaa1155 6 лет назад +396

    DON'T F*CK WITH MY ICEBERG LETTUCE

    • @yerimwon1995
      @yerimwon1995 6 лет назад +31

      Namjin army. I mean, if you want to eat your water than go ahead.

    • @clown_lad
      @clown_lad 6 лет назад +41

      Iceberg lettuce is crunchy water and deserves to sit in the corner and watch the real lettuces at work

    • @miaporche2256
      @miaporche2256 6 лет назад

      Dearest Satan lol!

    • @crystala7x182
      @crystala7x182 6 лет назад +13

      I mean... everyone deserves to have their own opinions and tastes, but giiiirl. Iceberg lettuce is so bland and boring. One day you'll learn ;)

    • @yana8644
      @yana8644 6 лет назад +1

      Namjin Ship hello fellow namjin shipper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @dwightschrute2021
    @dwightschrute2021 3 года назад +7

    I think we all want a “glass of water” in our salads.

  • @kellydabaddieproductions5047
    @kellydabaddieproductions5047 6 лет назад +158

    I'd rather have a burrito

  • @TT-pe1dp
    @TT-pe1dp 6 лет назад +14

    I eat salad at least everyday now for breakfast and I just the bag of salad mix with tomato and cucumber.. The dressing is a oil based lemon with black pepper... What I do os similar to one of the ones that were shown but I would NEVER put in onion.. I hate onions lol. But I do lile avacado!!

  • @CandidumFires
    @CandidumFires 4 года назад +1

    Can we just appreciate the fact that junk food is not being peddled to us for once? If videos like this end up in peoples recommended more often, healthier eating would be easier.

  • @slayldrm2695
    @slayldrm2695 6 лет назад +15

    In my country, there is a salad that easy to make and tastes perfect.
    If anyones interested, here the recipe!
    Dice cucumber and tomatoes
    Chop the onions and pepper
    Mix them in a bowl, add oil (sunflower), salt, scaly pepper and mint. And mix again and enjoy! Its easy to make and tastes delicious

    • @nikib4586
      @nikib4586 5 лет назад +2

      thank you for the recipe! I'll try it sometime. Where are you from?

    • @slayldrm2695
      @slayldrm2695 5 лет назад

      @@nikib4586 from turkey!!

  • @sophiechamberlain6732
    @sophiechamberlain6732 6 лет назад +213

    Ingredients i would put in my salad
    Pop tarts
    Candy
    Chocolate
    Best salad ever!!

  • @hnrocc6752
    @hnrocc6752 3 года назад

    Lettuce, tomato, feta, black olives, cilantro, shrimp & red onions. 🙌🏾 my go to.

  • @larissadeves1776
    @larissadeves1776 6 лет назад +43

    40 minutes baking a salad???????????????

  • @adammabsout8273
    @adammabsout8273 5 лет назад +91

    You forgot tabouli, best salad ever

    • @brittspeijer
      @brittspeijer 5 лет назад +2

      Adam Mabsout tabouleh is great! Don't know if it counts as a salad though lol

    • @robenkhoury7079
      @robenkhoury7079 4 года назад

      @@brittspeijer why not!!?? I love tabbouleh!!!!

    • @anknees2352
      @anknees2352 4 года назад +6

      The whites wouldnt know

    • @sophiehanna2069
      @sophiehanna2069 4 года назад

      @@brittspeijer depends on which region's tabboule you mean....

    • @magidal5421
      @magidal5421 4 года назад

      An Knees I think european whites know about it

  • @Kuralai95
    @Kuralai95 5 лет назад +1

    My ultimate favorite salad:
    Cut in thin layers cucumber, tomatoes, radish, chili pepper and garlic. Add salt and black pepper. Slightly spicy and delicious. You can add olive oil if you like but I prefer without it.
    They’re lots of other kinds I still love though.

  • @sravanthireddy6755
    @sravanthireddy6755 5 лет назад +22

    Says more you you pick on your fork the better....
    Picks up ONE piece of avocado..

  • @ZyrusEclipse
    @ZyrusEclipse 6 лет назад +74

    Iceberg lettuce
    Boiled egg chopped
    Bacon chopped
    Chicken tenders chopped
    Best salad ever

    • @spicybiscuit88
      @spicybiscuit88 6 лет назад +25

      Juuzou Suzuya Not sure that's a salad...

    • @Malik-jt8hi
      @Malik-jt8hi 6 лет назад +10

      Juuzou Suzuya it’s not a salad if there are only 4 ingredients and half of them are meats

    • @sohelag1220
      @sohelag1220 6 лет назад

      Juuzou Suzuya yup

    • @loves_gone4
      @loves_gone4 6 лет назад +4

      Sir I don't think that's classified as a salad but ok

    • @ninoashe1147
      @ninoashe1147 6 лет назад +1

      that's a huge mix of meat i guess salad is about vegies

  • @ravi2047
    @ravi2047 4 года назад +3

    A salad is something I can make in under 15min. The roasting 30~40min is a lot for me. The rest is great!

    • @thaliacrafts407
      @thaliacrafts407 2 года назад

      True, but at least you can use the time to clean some dishes or something

  • @antoniostoian7409
    @antoniostoian7409 5 лет назад +34

    First Step Don't use Iceberg Lettuce.
    This Salat already sucks now.

  • @manhat7691
    @manhat7691 5 лет назад +16

    EXCUSE ME but I love me some iceberg lettuce in .....EVERYTHING

  • @purplelamington279
    @purplelamington279 Год назад +2

    I swear, the amount of bbqs ive gone to in my lifetime... someone ALWAYS drowns the salad in dressing. I dont want to drink it, i want to eat it😂

  • @paganwitchofthedarkwoods3057
    @paganwitchofthedarkwoods3057 6 лет назад +46

    "Here's how to pick a wrist tattoo that doesn't suck".

  • @M4Nathan007
    @M4Nathan007 6 лет назад +975

    Nice looking but who wants an onion that big in a bite?

  • @aoj53
    @aoj53 2 года назад +2

    I think of this video each time I go to a salad bar or I’m given a Caesar that’s just iceberg, chicken, and dressing.

  • @__-wk3np
    @__-wk3np 5 лет назад +139

    This is not a salad man.
    This is a main course

  • @sneeziies
    @sneeziies 6 лет назад +11

    I LOVE SALAD. My softball team is calling me the crazy healthy salad lady because all I eat for the tournament lunches are salads and fruit. So I am now known as the crazy healthy salad lady XD

  • @jonjb4025
    @jonjb4025 5 лет назад +1

    I love Brussels sprouts so much. Roasted Brussels sprouts are especially scrumptious. They get a bad wrap, idg why so many people don’t like them.

  • @danielbaker849
    @danielbaker849 5 лет назад +185

    they should make a salad that's so good that a picky person like me would eat it

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 5 лет назад +21

      That roasted shrimp salad looks fucking marvelous thou..

    • @kafkaesky7316
      @kafkaesky7316 5 лет назад +3

      try lebanese fattoush salad if you didn’t yet

    • @yangnyumchicken6689
      @yangnyumchicken6689 5 лет назад +15

      I hate being a picky eater. Sometimes I wish I couldn’t taste anything when I eat something like salads, but at the same time I would actually like to taste the food that I eat so😔

    • @AmitB
      @AmitB 5 лет назад +3

      Greek salad? I consider myself a somewhat picky eater and I looooove it

    • @Fthisappihateutube
      @Fthisappihateutube 4 года назад +3

      Tip: stop being picky.

  • @toukendanshiwarrior2846
    @toukendanshiwarrior2846 6 лет назад +15

    Wendy's Strawberry Fields Chicken Salad (in Summer only) is really good. The best salad I had so far.

  • @mayaburchfield1115
    @mayaburchfield1115 5 лет назад +1

    am i the only one that actually loves those salads that were shown in the beginning

  • @metric3450
    @metric3450 6 лет назад +98

    I cant take a salad to school without this happening
    Me: takes salad
    Closeminded: omg is that a salad
    Me: Hi its a salad
    Closeminded: omg hhahha that food is for girls
    Me: wha-
    Closeminded: lmfao like are you gay eat a burger
    Me: .... its a salad... a good salad... its food...
    Closeminded: yes but like xd 😂 its food for girls only hahaha
    Me: it’s lettuce, with tomatoes, with greens, with dressing and avocado. *avocado*
    Closeminded: but like hahahahaha only girls bring salad to school
    Me: no salad for you then
    Closeminded: lol gay
    Me: e.e

    • @larrysmith2638
      @larrysmith2638 6 лет назад +84

      Merc Dude, find some new friends. Better yet, make enough for two, then offer to share with a nice girl. Chicks dig a man who appreciates something besides hot cheetos.

    • @vollickplaysgames
      @vollickplaysgames 6 лет назад +19

      r/thathappened

    • @marygrace9378
      @marygrace9378 6 лет назад +12

      r/quityourbullshit

    • @k.sharma6104
      @k.sharma6104 6 лет назад +49

      Fuck that dude. Eating healthy is good for everyone. Plus, as a girl, I can tell you that most of us do appreciate guys who aren't fuckboys that live off bacon and value their health instead.

    • @yolandajustme9122
      @yolandajustme9122 6 лет назад

      @@larrysmith2638 . Yes

  • @harshgharlute9524
    @harshgharlute9524 5 лет назад +51

    😭
    Only those people can understand my feelings who don't have an oven and air fryer!!!!

    • @oh-ohstinky5819
      @oh-ohstinky5819 5 лет назад +1

      Harsh Gharlute but, you can buy a microwave… or little oven

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 года назад

      You can just fry thing on the stove, over a low flame. It'll work fine, just be a little more work

  • @isabellind1292
    @isabellind1292 3 года назад +1

    My perfect salad:
    🥗 🥗 🥗 🥗 🥗 🥗 🥗 🥗 🥗 🥗
    Butter lettuce.🍃🍃🍃
    Chopped carrots/celery/cherry tomatoes.🥕🍅
    Hard-boiled egg (chopped).🥚
    Caramelized onions.🧅
    Roasted sunflower seeds.🌻
    Shavings of fresh Parmesan.🧀
    Freshly made garlic croutons.🥖
    "Jamaica Mistake" salad dressing!🍾
    💗 💗 🥗 Perfecto! 🥗 💗 💗

  • @michiyosayu5196
    @michiyosayu5196 5 лет назад +108

    I don't think berries and chicken can go together at the same bowl
    That's illegal

  • @furnature2908
    @furnature2908 5 лет назад +35

    Iceburg lettuce is 99cents. Other stuff is expensive. My salad reflects my finances.
    More money, more extras.
    I love iceberg lettuce b/c the water is cleansing. Carrots are cheap to add and I use my Gizmo to shred them.

    • @lyricvideos166
      @lyricvideos166 5 лет назад +1

      romaine lettuce is pretty affordable, and you can get mixed greens for cheap at the 99 cent store (if you live in the states).

  • @roseeze166
    @roseeze166 4 года назад

    This was brutally blunt honest and HILARIOUS!

  • @winternight8917
    @winternight8917 6 лет назад +117

    Iceberg is my favourite 😐

  • @ItsFadiSalam
    @ItsFadiSalam 6 лет назад +8

    “How To Make a Salad That Doesn’t Suck”
    *Don’t make a salad at all*

  • @VanNessy97
    @VanNessy97 2 года назад

    Leaves: Cabbage, kale, spinach, arugula, basil
    Plant toppings: Broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, cucumber, chickpeas, craisins
    Non-plant toppings: Croutons, chicken, cheese
    Dressing: A literal tablespoon of vinaigrette, tossed thoroughly throughout the salad

  • @yasmin-lq8pp
    @yasmin-lq8pp 6 лет назад +5

    The roasted Shrimp and veggie one tho😍🤤

  • @peep6017
    @peep6017 5 лет назад +6

    My favorite salad:
    •Get 2 cups of you favorite vegetables
    •make sure to dry it
    •add any extra additives
    Time to make the dressing:
    •Take 3 parts olive oil
    •Add lemon but only half the amount
    •Add salt and pepper but make sure to make it a little to salty because the vegetables will water it down
    Lastly
    •Add the dressing and lettuce together
    And ENJOY!!!

  • @hernameisjuliet
    @hernameisjuliet Год назад

    She’s always grateful for the food she eats. Love you Karissa ❤

  • @Reagan_Calamity
    @Reagan_Calamity 6 лет назад +59

    Who said that they did suck?

    • @mightybfool
      @mightybfool 6 лет назад +3

      RifRafy Dragon me

    • @MyUniqueBeauty
      @MyUniqueBeauty 6 лет назад +12

      People who are afraid of vegetables.

    • @nope-ve9ks
      @nope-ve9ks 6 лет назад +1

      i did. but that kale one looks p good. i just dont like iceburg lettuce (which most salads are made with)

    • @ganzlove
      @ganzlove 6 лет назад +2

      Buzzfeed

    • @sohelag1220
      @sohelag1220 6 лет назад

      RifRafy Dragon some weirdos

  • @yeaboi8725
    @yeaboi8725 6 лет назад +104

    How does iceburg have a worse texture that these other things especially spinach

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 6 лет назад +27

      pearl Raw Kale tastes like rubber soaked in Pool Water

    • @shonaigharvey4709
      @shonaigharvey4709 6 лет назад +27

      Baby spinach is a lot better than normal spinach

    • @georgiivanov61
      @georgiivanov61 6 лет назад +47

      Exactly. None of these things has better texture than a fresh and crunchy iceberg.

    • @MyUniqueBeauty
      @MyUniqueBeauty 6 лет назад +6

      I love Iceberg, but I cannot deal with Kale, not in a salad...In my collards though, maybe.

    • @elizabethshaw734
      @elizabethshaw734 6 лет назад +3

      pearl as far as text your goes it probably has the best texture of any of them. However it lacks in all nutrition it has no nutrition whatsoever.

  • @cassie_004
    @cassie_004 4 года назад +3

    "You'd be surprised how far a tablespoon of dressing goes if you toss it enough"
    Me sitting there with a salad that has much more than a table spoon of ranch: "Really?.."

  • @philochristos
    @philochristos 5 лет назад +5

    That shrimp salad looked so good I almost bit my screen.

    • @ennoidyam
      @ennoidyam 3 года назад

      Out of all the salads that's the one I chose to make and everyone loved it. My brother had 3 helpings and he's like 300 pounds and not really a salad guy