I had a woman accidentally bump into me with her shopping cart. She apologized, I said no problem and started walking away. Then she noticed my limp. She became irate for some reason and yelled "I didn't hit you that hard. You don't need to fake limp." At first I had no idea what she was talking about then I said, "Oh I'm not limping because you hit me, I'm limping because I have a fake leg." and showed her.
I think its amazing how you were able to turn a potentially unfortunate situation (i.e. the loss of your leg) into a chance to live a rewarding, exciting and inspiring life. I love you Josh.
This series is so wonderful, my friend, and I'm so glad you have such a wonderful woman to share these with!!! She's not your nurse???LOL Love ya, man, (and I'm a guy)...well, not THAT way!
I can't stop laughing from when you said "THUMBS UP FOR AMPUTEES!!" with no thumb! Ahahahahahahaha :'D you always make my day 100,000,000,000,000 times better :)
"Can't you, like, steal all your shoes? Because the left ones are always on exhibit, and you only need a left one, like, how cheap must your shopping tour be."
inside the wrap? I would suggest -- HAM (cut fresh off the bone), flavoured with some New Zealand PUGH (wine) and a dash of cold TEA - giving you the Hampughtea Wrap .. What do you think, Josh?
Amputee Wrap: Roast Beef, Cream Cheese, leaf lettuce, One strip of sandwitch pickles down the middle, a tiny bit of mustard, and wrapped in a flour tortilla. Drink milk with it.
@DisneyGirl161 i drive manual, for that you use the left leg for the clutch and the right to brake and accelerate, i have never driven automatic so i guess thats what you use?
Would a leg of lamb be in poor taste? ...yeah, I thought so too but I figured it was fitting for the content. But seriously, maybe braised lamb shank, prosciutto, a few slices of grilled portobello mushroom, gruyere, basil chiffonade, sliced roma tomatoes, dressed lightly with a hazelnut and vanilla bean vinaigrette. And if that seems too high brow, there is always bacon wrapped bacon with cheese.
"Thumbs up for amputees!!'' Lol......I feel bad for laughing at that and some of the others... I like that you're able to have fun with it though Josh!!! God bless you!
My first Halloween (after Amputation) I planned and planned my costume but because of an infection I felt so bad I just put on my sweats and handed out candy in my wheelchair. I got more compliments on my costume!!!! where did you hide it???????? VEGAS BABY!!!!!!!! LOL
I'm in a wheelchair from MS, and I can't count the number of times people say, "I saw you move your foot....faker!" Has anyone ever accused you of faking LOL?
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I had a woman accidentally bump into me with her shopping cart. She apologized, I said no problem and started walking away. Then she noticed my limp. She became irate for some reason and yelled "I didn't hit you that hard. You don't need to fake limp." At first I had no idea what she was talking about then I said, "Oh I'm not limping because you hit me, I'm limping because I have a fake leg." and showed her.
that's awkward
Ella Schwartz I don't know or care how she reacted. But she yelled loud enough for everyone in the store to notice and pay attention.
I think its amazing how you were able to turn a potentially unfortunate situation (i.e. the loss of your leg) into a chance to live a rewarding, exciting and inspiring life. I love you Josh.
i am honestly glad this guy is a youtuber , i dont care if he has one leg or 2, this guy is awsome
Best wrap ever done.
Chicken stir fried in groundnut oil, paprika and sweet chili sauce with natural yoghur and cheese, try it.
Excellent!
Awesome !
This series is so wonderful, my friend, and I'm so glad you have such a wonderful woman to share these with!!! She's not your nurse???LOL Love ya, man, (and I'm a guy)...well, not THAT way!
lol love the parking bit thats really good
i just found out you're speaking at a student leadership competition i'm going to..i may have jumped up and down when i found out :) can't wait!
Also, of those recipes, they all sound really good, even though I don't eat almonds.
I can't stop laughing from when you said "THUMBS UP FOR AMPUTEES!!" with no thumb! Ahahahahahahaha :'D you always make my day 100,000,000,000,000 times better :)
Amputee Wrap: 1 of everything
Love these :D
Thumbs up for Amputees was definitely the best.
i love your impression of a little kid.
I was waiting for the first one in the other video ;) That's my favorite!!! Haha
Did you know Legend
Sweet corn in the wrap
"Can't you, like, steal all your shoes? Because the left ones are always on exhibit, and you only need a left one, like, how cheap must your shopping tour be."
@KarloStars dude, you use your left foot for the clutch and the right to brake and accelerate, i have i driverslicense ;)
People always think they are the first to have ever come up with those jokes. Btw I saw you live on stage and you were brilliant! I lolled big time
I've heard "Thumbs up for war amps" before.
The kids ones were the CUTEST!
his EYES!!!!
"Sir please step back, this could blow your leg off!"
I remember when you said that the first time.
turkey, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, cheese?
HAHAHA iHop!
I love how the camera shakes when Josh is filming and trying not to laugh... XD
Wow, he is a much better person than I am. If people said stuff to me like that, I would have given them a piece of my mind.
i saw you on Queen Latifah! Awesome!
Yes Josh, we should hang out sometime, literally, not as a pickup line.
chicken, bacon, lettuce, a strawberry-mango chili salsa, and the option of cheese
Do people ever ask you how many legs your kids would have?
I love you, you're so inspirational.
I think turkey, bacon, avocado, lettuce, and tomatoes with chipotle mayo would be delish!
chicken, lettuce, and some other good stuff.
Not gonna lie, the iHop line was golden.
The tripod one made me laugh.
Turkey bacon, romaine lettuce, grilled chicken, olive oil, and tomato.
barbeque chicken wrap!
Wait, what *do* you do with your left socks?
omg my jaw dropped at the 'thumbs up for amputees' part
the wrap should have one thing missing every time they make it.
She's a keeper. Lovely girl!
Sprouts, banana peppers cucumber,tomatoes... amd make it gluten free please! Love for Sweden!
"Hey did you notice that you only have one leg?"
I love the "I´m just pulling your leg. eh eh get it?" part. That´s something I would totally say.
I like that sweater/shirt on ya,Josh! You look quite spiffy in it! :D
inside the wrap? I would suggest -- HAM (cut fresh off the bone), flavoured with some New Zealand PUGH (wine) and a dash of cold TEA - giving you the Hampughtea Wrap ..
What do you think, Josh?
Wow, these are really good! As in, clever.. You did make them up yourself, right?
i love crispy chicken,and falavel
OMG IN THIS VIDEO UR RIGHT NEAR WHERE I LIVE!
She is really pretty! You are very lucky to have eachother
I also hope that previous comment caused no offence to anyone, yourself included as you're awesome and I love your vids so much.
Amputee Wrap: Roast Beef, Cream Cheese, leaf lettuce, One strip of sandwitch pickles down the middle, a tiny bit of mustard, and wrapped in a flour tortilla. Drink milk with it.
"Hey wanna go to the game with me?! Because I'm running late and I really need some good parking..." omg lol best part(:
Amputee Wrap: Put on whatever you say but leave one thing out
Yes, but will the proceeds go to help the Winter Park Disabled Ski Team buy a less disabled team van?
"...did you try looking for your leg in your pocket?"
Cinema projector guy reference!
Ahaaa "i bet ihop would hire u" ♥
this thing'll blow your leg off, Nice reference to a different video you made lol.
Can they put pure awesome in it?
@DisneyGirl161 i drive manual, for that you use the left leg for the clutch and the right to brake and accelerate, i have never driven automatic so i guess thats what you use?
OH MY GOD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I BASICALLY LIVE AT AT SOUTH BLOCK. alright, hitting up this poll supah hard.
definitely the one with guac. definitely.
OMG THE EYES!
i just wanna see what the amputee wrap will look like.... and avocado.
Lettuce, tons of lettuce. Avocado! Cheddar or Gouda cheese.
LOL The people thinking your significant other is your nurse or caretaker is utterly infuriating.
a whole fried chicken but with only one leg
Would a leg of lamb be in poor taste? ...yeah, I thought so too but I figured it was fitting for the content.
But seriously, maybe braised lamb shank, prosciutto, a few slices of grilled portobello mushroom, gruyere, basil chiffonade, sliced roma tomatoes, dressed lightly with a hazelnut and vanilla bean vinaigrette.
And if that seems too high brow, there is always bacon wrapped bacon with cheese.
When will you come to boston
As long as it has bacon
"Did you try looking for your leg in your pocket?"
If only.
How about when they ask about the phantom touch i tell them yes just to freak them out😂
food.
ham and bacon definitely
you missed the person asking you if the foot was real
Hahahaha this one is even better than the first video of the s%*it people talk!
And Ashley is so adorable!!! =)
I seriously hope no one has EVER said anything like that to you or any amputee and that you're just a really cool stand up comedian.
Was that a pun?
Um, not intended :-/ sorry
They should cover the wrap with edible sparkles.
"Thumbs up for amputees!!'' Lol......I feel bad for laughing at that and some of the others... I like that you're able to have fun with it though Josh!!! God bless you!
considering the name...it should have half a chicken breast...and other wrap like ingridients.
i thought she was your nurse!
ceasar salad wrap. mmm
skryim reference YES
Some of those things were what kids who didn't know better would say
"did your leg go to be with Jesus like grandpa?" hahahaha
@slytherkatify My bad. Didn't do any research was just trying to point out that you can drive with one leg =S
My first Halloween (after Amputation) I planned and planned my costume but because of an infection I felt so bad I just put on my sweats and handed out candy in my wheelchair. I got more compliments on my costume!!!! where did you hide it???????? VEGAS BABY!!!!!!!! LOL
it's football...
I can't believe people actually ask how you drive a car... I would say like 90% of people only use one foot to drive a car, unless it's a stick shift.
omg i should goto the south block in Alexandria and get one :D
I'm in a wheelchair from MS, and I can't count the number of times people say, "I saw you move your foot....faker!" Has anyone ever accused you of faking LOL?
hilarious video.
I felt bad for laughing at some of the awkward puns. The thumb one was kind of genius.
IM THINKING BACON
hmmm one of everything....i
"...And then you took an arrow to the knee."
Good. Very good.
Anything with BACON!