Cringiest Band Photos #2

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @purfias
    @purfias 6 лет назад +451

    "that hair is so gringy, it's like from 2006 myspace era"
    Jared... you are aware that you still have that hair right?

    • @mothvile
      @mothvile 4 года назад +13

      He didn't say the hair was cringy. He was saying the band photo was

  • @lydnorth
    @lydnorth 6 лет назад +550

    0:19 Austin's earlobes are trying to escape

    • @TheDickeyDinesShow
      @TheDickeyDinesShow  6 лет назад +103

      NoiselessGranola they are jealous of all the booch attention

    • @kickme5592
      @kickme5592 6 лет назад +1

      lmao

    • @WisconsinParkour
      @WisconsinParkour 6 лет назад +2

      Did you see WHAT HE DID TO THEM?! By the way, thanks for the Allantide mention/use! Cringey didn't begin to describe that.

    • @Exzorius1
      @Exzorius1 6 лет назад +1

      LMFAO

    • @mikebarnes7441
      @mikebarnes7441 5 лет назад

      You're an idiot

  • @dreadveil
    @dreadveil 6 лет назад +180

    "The guy with his hands in his pockets is DEFINITELY the bassist!"
    Or, you know, the guy standing right next to him holding a bass... XD

    • @alexdagayboi9571
      @alexdagayboi9571 5 лет назад +5

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • @braun2041
    @braun2041 6 лет назад +684

    "12 hours, that's a whole day"

  • @emp1263
    @emp1263 6 лет назад +429

    "Whats edgier than a metal band standing in front of a church?" first thought: (black) metal band in front of a burning church.

    • @GlenTropile
      @GlenTropile 6 лет назад +71

      What about a Christian metal band standing in front of an abortion clinic?

    • @metalismychim6536
      @metalismychim6536 6 лет назад +40

      Dustin Bannister burning abortion clinic

    • @GlenTropile
      @GlenTropile 6 лет назад +18

      National Socialist Black Metal band eating lunch at a kosher deli, maybe Infant Annihilator in front of a daycare.

    • @JackClockerinos
      @JackClockerinos 6 лет назад +5

      Infant Annihilator posing their band promo image with a Kindergarten class.

    • @deathbattgaming9648
      @deathbattgaming9648 5 лет назад +2

      That's not edgy that's fuckin cool

  • @averym1539
    @averym1539 6 лет назад +663

    Not sponsored by war robots. Reported

  • @bradleyfortier9682
    @bradleyfortier9682 6 лет назад +117

    Jared dines, "12 hours, that's a whole day, 12 hours". -2018

    • @atlashorne5655
      @atlashorne5655 6 лет назад

      What do Dre and Nighttime have in common? I'll wait.

  • @Sylvanari
    @Sylvanari 6 лет назад +85

    "that's the bass player"
    not the guy holding the bass though

  • @stipulateseven521
    @stipulateseven521 6 лет назад +114

    17:03 I'm so happy you finally got to mine lol In defense of the guy on the right he used to have a giant mohawk but he had it down that day

    • @Forest_V19
      @Forest_V19 6 лет назад +17

      Wow. Didn't realize how bad that looked until you mentioned it. Holy crap. Hope the Mohawk looked good to compensate.

    • @nomadify9
      @nomadify9 5 лет назад +11

      That makes less sense, “let’s do a band promo!” *doesn’t do hair that could be a sick Mohawk*

  • @alecrobbins3989
    @alecrobbins3989 5 лет назад +25

    I love how Dickey’s earlobes shook when he sang heart will go on

  • @seeteasea5497
    @seeteasea5497 5 лет назад +25

    “Fourth in from the left” also known as second from the right 😂

  • @petarstojanovickucamaca123
    @petarstojanovickucamaca123 6 лет назад +126

    -Grandpa why do you have holes in you ears?
    - ...

    • @rayansaid567
      @rayansaid567 4 года назад

      I would like but the number is perfect

  • @dwightschrute4322
    @dwightschrute4322 6 лет назад +801

    Jared you forgot to mention that those wireless earbuds are easy to pair lol

    • @enriquenunez1256
      @enriquenunez1256 6 лет назад +48

      Dwight Schrute did he mention how many hours of battery life they have?

    • @ElectroNinjaHD
      @ElectroNinjaHD 6 лет назад +50

      Did he even explain if you get a pair you get War Robots as a bonus?

    • @skeletonrowdie1768
      @skeletonrowdie1768 6 лет назад +8

      did they mention earbuds?

    • @dwightschrute4322
      @dwightschrute4322 6 лет назад +6

      Skeleton Rowdie the sponsor of the video was gogroove wireless earbuds and Jared and Austin were talking about how cool they are and he kept mentioning how easy they are to pair with your many devices so i suggest you buy a pair right now lol👍

    • @skeletonrowdie1768
      @skeletonrowdie1768 6 лет назад +3

      Haha sorry Dwight, i saw the sponsor! I just took the question train a bit further.. too far it seems ;)

  • @trevorforrest352
    @trevorforrest352 6 лет назад +47

    That “Oh no..honey..” at 7:41 I just pictured Jared being in Mean Girls for some reason lol

  • @SpokenFlesh
    @SpokenFlesh 6 лет назад +72

    I'll wait for Austin's guitar shred video with War Robots sponsor in it

  • @VenusStateofMind
    @VenusStateofMind 4 года назад +7

    All of Austin's vibrato comes directly from his earlobes

  • @coltondoescars
    @coltondoescars 6 лет назад +13

    *"They're sitting on like, a Pontiac"*
    That's a Corvette... 😂

  • @garethgrubb6729
    @garethgrubb6729 6 лет назад +9

    I like the way Dickys earlobes wobbled during the close up

  • @cosmosdtd3625
    @cosmosdtd3625 6 лет назад +126

    I feel like the cringiness can be overlooked by the fact that you actually took initiative and did something

    • @derekfletcher8934
      @derekfletcher8934 6 лет назад +3

      P.s. if you guys read this, I mean no offense or discouragement in any way at all. You're so cool, you get views from people (me) who aren't even hip 😂

    • @jonartscc968
      @jonartscc968 6 лет назад +4

      Except for the guys who took a selfie in their band room

    • @Tonjit41
      @Tonjit41 Год назад

      I envy their naiveté.

  • @HorrorNightsFan13
    @HorrorNightsFan13 6 лет назад +15

    Fluff has always rocked a dad look.

  • @Adhok77
    @Adhok77 6 лет назад +16

    15:30 "Thats the bass player!"
    The other guy literally holds a bass

  • @mrflipperinvader7922
    @mrflipperinvader7922 5 лет назад +10

    9:40 balck dude looks like wearing a zebra shirt
    16:30 love the squidward pic though, perfect reaction

  • @orphanuprising
    @orphanuprising 6 лет назад +13

    "The TWS automatically re-connect after an initial and simple pairing setup process".. Oh cool. Kind of like every bluetooth device ever?

  • @DarkestofTimes
    @DarkestofTimes 6 лет назад +86

    Called an LTD bass a B C Rich, triggered

    • @cityofglass69
      @cityofglass69 6 лет назад +7

      DarkestofTimes happy to see that someone else saw that too

    • @williamsixx8235
      @williamsixx8235 6 лет назад +7

      As soon as that part came up I went to the comment section to see if anyone said anything about it and thank you!!! I had a wee bit of rage in me for a moment lol

    • @brettboden3571
      @brettboden3571 6 лет назад

      DarkestofTimes exactly what i thought

    • @aryalelfe1476
      @aryalelfe1476 5 лет назад

      I have the exact same and I'm triggered

    • @benchazy1016
      @benchazy1016 5 лет назад

      WILLIAM SIXX same😂😂😂

  • @ViteloElyos
    @ViteloElyos 5 лет назад +7

    Man, all those band pics make me wish that I was that kind of kid back then lol
    Playing an instrument, having a band. Really seems like a missed opportunity.

  • @ITzCrimePvP
    @ITzCrimePvP 6 лет назад +175

    But are they easy to pair??

    • @kailove8767
      @kailove8767 5 лет назад +1

      Mika right? Lol but read the reviews first. Not a lot of people recommend those

    • @brianbarr4689
      @brianbarr4689 5 лет назад +3

      They are. And they last 12 hours. That a whole day!

  • @sandyamaulana2317
    @sandyamaulana2317 6 лет назад +14

    That symponic black metal band has to be from Indonesia.

  • @corinacretu102
    @corinacretu102 6 лет назад +3

    Hands down best intro/cover I've ever witnessed . My ears are bleeding and I'm happy

  • @cityofglass69
    @cityofglass69 6 лет назад +5

    Makes me feel less bad about my old band pictures from 2011

  • @vomito630
    @vomito630 6 лет назад +235

    Sometimes i write Dickey on a banana and eat it

    • @TheDickeyDinesShow
      @TheDickeyDinesShow  6 лет назад +85

      blood i support this choice

    • @vomito630
      @vomito630 6 лет назад +3

      lmao thx

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 6 лет назад +3

      How do you stop the pen going through the banana though? Or do you write on the skin and eat that as well?

    • @stpbasss3773
      @stpbasss3773 5 лет назад +1

      @@phantomechelon3628 huh??????

    • @mrpapagiorgio5404
      @mrpapagiorgio5404 5 лет назад +1

      @@stpbasss3773 think about it. Not that hard to understand

  • @TheJokesterSCR
    @TheJokesterSCR 5 лет назад +4

    LMFAO!!! Busted ass phone during your sponsor ad, hahaha! Nice. I legit love it.

  • @yooman9941
    @yooman9941 6 лет назад +16

    5:47 Suomi Perkele🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮 Torilla Tavataan!!!🇫🇮🤘🎸

  • @dorienrose9982
    @dorienrose9982 4 года назад +4

    Owns like 200 guitars and has a cracked phone screen. Priorities: you're doing them right.

  • @memebigboy1946
    @memebigboy1946 6 лет назад +3

    3:26 "The BC Rich bass guitar" ExCUUUSE ME MITSER FISTER DINES BUT THAT IS AN ESP LTD F-200

  • @MaxS8476
    @MaxS8476 5 лет назад +3

    My first band was 1982 we took one promo photo and I saw it and then immediately lit it in fire.

  • @AndruJorj
    @AndruJorj 6 лет назад +179

    2:41 to skip the commercial.

  • @zombiehalo9588
    @zombiehalo9588 6 лет назад +47

    I was going to get that MCR shirt that Jared is wearing

  • @morganstuart8798
    @morganstuart8798 4 года назад +2

    Jared: 12 hrs, that's a whole day...
    Me: hALF

  • @ctk97rlz
    @ctk97rlz 6 лет назад +3

    I had that same A Skylit Drive tshirt in middle school lmao.

  • @TheAir97
    @TheAir97 6 лет назад +2

    Shout out to my boy Dan Jacobs. I know him in person and hes actually a really fucking cool guy. His current band, Garroted, is a fucking insane death metal band who just released a new demo. Will support that band for as long as they're around

  • @migueldy3653
    @migueldy3653 4 года назад +1

    "Holds enough battery power for 12 hours! That's a hold day." ~ Jared Dines

  • @SumnerMultimedia
    @SumnerMultimedia 2 года назад +4

    Jared: We Just wanna give a quick promo to our sponsor...
    Jared, a whole two minutes later: Lets jump into some cringy band photos

  • @aspookyknucklehead1309
    @aspookyknucklehead1309 6 лет назад +298

    Sometimes I eat potato

    • @aspookyknucklehead1309
      @aspookyknucklehead1309 6 лет назад +2

      Cyrus Logan cool

    • @ironanvil3873
      @ironanvil3873 6 лет назад +2

      Cyrus Logan
      I was about so say that

    • @Xoct232
      @Xoct232 6 лет назад +1

      Cool

    • @skeletonrowdie1768
      @skeletonrowdie1768 6 лет назад +2

      God all these potato lovers... potato potáto potato

    • @MartiniAndrini
      @MartiniAndrini 6 лет назад +4

      Dickey7861 No! How could you betray us?! And I don't mean the fact that you sometimes eat potato, it's the fact that you aren't even Austin!

  • @sevscislowicz780
    @sevscislowicz780 6 лет назад +6

    Can't wait to get my bomb ass headphones in the mail!

  • @300productions7
    @300productions7 6 лет назад +1

    I love how he says that’s the bass player when the guy in front of him is holding a thunderbird bass😂😂

  • @thecreatedvoid117
    @thecreatedvoid117 6 лет назад

    Almost 140k?! Happy to see the subscribers going up on this channel - you guys deserve it!

  • @jxstjoeii
    @jxstjoeii 5 лет назад +1

    9:55 omg, Sancity in Silence 😂
    they played my cousins like, 16th birthday party in Tacoma hahaha.

  • @mellehoglind7553
    @mellehoglind7553 6 лет назад +2

    1:34 Hehe, Nicole tryna get that sneaky shout out. I see you guurl xD

  • @samtheguy286
    @samtheguy286 6 лет назад +24

    Cringy band photos are great

  • @jordanbogdan2329
    @jordanbogdan2329 6 лет назад +3

    now that we know what NOT to do I think jared should give us advice on how TO take good band promos

  • @MatthewsTrueShow
    @MatthewsTrueShow 6 лет назад +3

    When all you can think about is, "why, just why?"

  • @everytimeidad
    @everytimeidad 6 лет назад +3

    Zesty was far right, Keller was the one on the ground. Ironically the vocalist of the first band I was in grew up with those guys and we were playing music at the same time We Move Mountains was a band👍🏼

  • @tylerschmutz218
    @tylerschmutz218 4 года назад +1

    austin has always reminded me of the caterpillar from a bugs life

  • @MrInitialMan
    @MrInitialMan 6 лет назад

    I have so much fun at conventions with that song you guys opened with. I play recorders at those conventions.

  • @coreyw5981
    @coreyw5981 6 лет назад +1

    That was me in the back of Jestin's photo! Im glad that one made it in.

  • @balockaybumblebee
    @balockaybumblebee 6 лет назад +7

    14:42
    Kid looks more like he watched to many Harry Potter movies and fell in love with Snape.

  • @mooreoutdoor9841
    @mooreoutdoor9841 Год назад

    I've got some epic band photos from back in the day that need to be added the next time you do one of these!!!

  • @Otterpoptheotter
    @Otterpoptheotter 6 лет назад

    The zooms in on Austin’s face made this video everything

  • @MichaelJohnson-bo1tv
    @MichaelJohnson-bo1tv 4 года назад

    YOU TWO ARE BADASS...ALWAYS LAUGHING WATCHING!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @grapefruitsimmons
    @grapefruitsimmons 6 лет назад

    "remember Waking The Cadaver" uhh yess! They played the tiniest, shittiest bar in my small town in Canada and it was amazing. People were literally tearing the ceiling down. WTC were like "who wants to hear a new song" and legit people responded with "nooo, play Bludgeoned again!" lol

  • @Brandons_Heavy_Riffs
    @Brandons_Heavy_Riffs 6 лет назад

    That moment when you're gonna "get right into it " but WAIT!!! ....A word from our sponsors

  • @dogs3700
    @dogs3700 6 лет назад +5

    Jared looks like me when I went through my emo phase and wore hats.

  • @thenecropolis_ov_former_lo3396
    @thenecropolis_ov_former_lo3396 6 лет назад +8

    I keep reading these as cringy band pornos lol

  • @Evilwhiteclownpunk
    @Evilwhiteclownpunk 6 лет назад +1

    Jared thinks at 7:50, "I like that they, like, all have the exact same hair... AS ME!!!"... but the words that come out his mouth are, "I like that they, like, all have the same exact hair, except for the dude on the left, with the curly hair"...

  • @sarty23
    @sarty23 6 лет назад +6

    Austin! Come To Finland and we will take A hellish löyly!

  • @cal2702
    @cal2702 4 года назад +2

    Jared: They last for 12 hours, that's a whole day.
    Earth: Bruh, you forgot about the other 12

  • @thewolfden4680
    @thewolfden4680 5 лет назад +1

    I had the F250 a long time ago for about four hours before I brought it back and decided I'm not going to Veer from Les Paul's ever again

  • @nickXVX
    @nickXVX 6 лет назад +15

    That wallpaper on ya laptop tho 👀👀

  • @drewbeta01
    @drewbeta01 6 лет назад

    I'd have to dig them up, but we had a multi-location, multi-costume, full day photo shoot with a photographer when we first formed the band. It was pretty epic, and they were some of my favorite pictures, but we never did another one after that because it was such an ordeal (and the band was together for like 10 years).

  • @nicknovellin2871
    @nicknovellin2871 3 года назад

    Did anyone else imagine a nice teehee during their my heart will go on opening? 🤣🤣

  • @Ooshton
    @Ooshton 6 лет назад +1

    00:29 the way Jared says “show” sounds so Australian

  • @ricochetrebellion6028
    @ricochetrebellion6028 4 года назад +1

    You guys are like the real life Wayne world show 🤣🤘

  • @Shdwkd666
    @Shdwkd666 4 года назад +1

    Dylan, ThAt skylit Drive shirt is dope!

  • @noctali8049
    @noctali8049 6 лет назад

    That RFLXNS shirt. Dicky you have impeccable taste man

  • @alexhauptmann298
    @alexhauptmann298 4 года назад +2

    You guys planning on doing another one of these? Because EVERY photo my high school band took was fucking PAINFUL. We were called "Between Elements" and we were, to my knowledge, the only Weed Folk band with a microkorg. (I played the microkorg.)

  • @TimmyTantrum
    @TimmyTantrum 6 лет назад +1

    If I can find them, there are some of my old band back when the baggy khaki Dickies and black hoodie with oversized Vans look was cool. Surprisingly, we weren't numetal. We rocked that look after it was cool, too. Yikes.

  • @seanrydell112
    @seanrydell112 6 лет назад +3

    When Daniel Burris is in a video and nobody mentions gamma sector r.i.p

    • @НикитаЛубин
      @НикитаЛубин 5 лет назад

      well, it's probably not like they didn't knew a band, i'm fairly sertain they've heard their album, it's more like Daniel by himself is not recognized as a standalone vocalist yet like Ben Duerr or Dickie Allen or any other big name

  • @DieCryMan
    @DieCryMan 6 лет назад +1

    6:09 on the other hand, there's nothing that makes us even think we're a band

  • @tamiswanson8761
    @tamiswanson8761 6 лет назад +1

    Making fun of the kid with the bull cut but hes rockung a badass Germs shirt... hes probably low key cooler then everyone here lol

  • @kennymort676
    @kennymort676 6 лет назад

    “12 hours, that’s a whole day”-Jared Dines

  • @Floruebergehend
    @Floruebergehend 6 лет назад

    18:15 They even stole the Background xD It's the album cover of Mantra by In Vain. LOL That looked so familiar.

  • @phil381100
    @phil381100 6 лет назад +5

    Love the shirt Jared!!!

  • @5612-e3d
    @5612-e3d 5 лет назад +3

    3:05 i wanted to hear what he was gonna say about a7x damn

  • @duffelbagbaby7696
    @duffelbagbaby7696 5 лет назад +1

    “Oh no honey,oh no” Are you MAC? You two should meet.

  • @JFrohlichMusic
    @JFrohlichMusic 5 лет назад +1

    So I'm binge watching all the dickeydines show episodes (even the ones on Jared's channel.) And I'm noticing Austin low-key has air pods in this video

  • @ik1ll3dk3nny
    @ik1ll3dk3nny 6 лет назад

    The blood shoot reminded me of that one BMTH promo I obsessed over in my emo phase

  • @samjames8259
    @samjames8259 6 лет назад +2

    0:17 when you find someone just as weird as you

  • @tomtik101
    @tomtik101 5 лет назад +1

    Crazy thing is, Austin looked the absolute best out of his bandmates in the thumbnail photo. Goodness gracious, that was horrible.

  • @RivLoveshine
    @RivLoveshine 5 лет назад +2

    To their comments on the photos where the people aren’t centered:
    It’s called rule of thirds. It’s an element of photography.

    • @connormckee4431
      @connormckee4431 5 лет назад

      sneakyMCR Howlter but they’re not even in rule of thirds and they hit the edge of the frame

    • @CarolynDestruction
      @CarolynDestruction 4 года назад

      What is your profile pic?

    • @RivLoveshine
      @RivLoveshine 4 года назад

      @@CarolynDestruction a collage of pictures of Gerard Way, singer of the band My Chemical Romance. I wish I knew who did the photo.

  • @JoshRiffMonster
    @JoshRiffMonster 6 лет назад +4

    *_make a 3rd part_*

  • @jadeglycerine8014
    @jadeglycerine8014 5 лет назад

    17:04 that kid had a dope ass mohawk in highschool when that photo was taken 😂 holy flashback.

  • @lesbomatic2848
    @lesbomatic2848 4 года назад

    5:29 my first thought was "looks like a rip-off of an early 2000s fall out boy photoshoot bc Pete was always just climbing things"
    "watch him be the bass player wanting to stand out"

  • @niksmith9781
    @niksmith9781 6 лет назад

    to be fair, the dude with the bowl cut at 9:21 is wearing the Germs GI album tshirt. Historic Punk album, that.

  • @onemoreseptember2550
    @onemoreseptember2550 6 лет назад

    High key waiting for the old tøp band pics.

  • @Mr.Goldbar
    @Mr.Goldbar 6 лет назад +14

    I wanna feel triggered from that symponic black metal band, but unfortunately I'm too mature and proud to feel triggered

  • @xFATBOYDSIx
    @xFATBOYDSIx 5 лет назад +1

    I hate that I never saw these shows till this year. But love them so much. "12 HOURS. That's a whole day" lmao

  • @reinieden2379
    @reinieden2379 6 лет назад

    I'm dying at the beginning already because of dickeys ears flapping.

  • @autumnautiee6510
    @autumnautiee6510 4 года назад

    Gotta love the ear jiggle🤣🙌 love you guys

  • @ryansmith1349
    @ryansmith1349 4 года назад +1

    In the first pic it's not a B.C. Rich bass. It's an ESP F type bass. I know cuz I have an ESP E-II Doris Yeh Signiture Andromeda Bass, which is an F type bass

  • @beautifulsouth985
    @beautifulsouth985 6 лет назад +2

    Wow! I can use these earbuds to listen to my war robots game!