Dakota Foote that honestly could be a funny video, do basically this but where we go through a record store and just try to find the absolute worst album cover.
I like how they say alot of these album covers are from the 50s, in the dick pillar one there is literally a 70's dodge tradesman van, the stevïe stiletto one is probably from the 80's
Not too long ago, I ran across a video where the youtuber decided to play music from a lot of these "worst cover" albums. He discovered a LOT of these albums did not, in fact, exist, but were old photoshops.
Love how Fred Emney was signed to one of the labels that turned down The Beatles because they thought, "Guitar music [was] on its way out" and also thought that, "The Beatles [had] no future in showbusiness"
History lesson, because for some reason I've picked this knowledge up somewhere, for reasons. Vibrators have been around since the 1920's, but they weren't called "vibrators" until the late 80's. Initially, they were meant as a medical device, to assist in recovering from "hysteria", which back then was a term for a made-up disease women could suffer from where they became irrational. Basically, and excuse to throw your daughter or wife into the asylum if you got tired of them not obeying you. The name derives from "hystera", the Greek word for uterus. After about 4 decades of quackery, some quack thought that because the word came from "uterus", it might have to do with the reproductive cycle and invented the "medical massager" to try and give the affected women "what was missing". The medical term "hysteria" disappeared shortly after, in the 30's, but the device stuck around... for "other uses". Another fun fact: The battery-powered vibrator didn't come around until the mid-80's. Before then, they were plugged into a wall socket. And yes, this did cause a fair few accidental electrocutions, especially before the electricity safety measures from the post-war era.
Ok, I know these were all from the 40s to the 60s, but I've gotta say, this entire video could be filled with Viper the Rapper albums. They're like really diving into a disturbed and confused man's psyche
You missed such an opportunity for a joke about bum notes with Wasnatch - Front to Back. Funny as hell video though, I love laughing at old goofy record/band images.
This reminds me of an album from a band called "Tu Vieja" ("vieja" is a casual/vulgar way to say "mom". So the name means "your mom") The album name was "Hoy tu vieja está de fiesta", which translate as "Today, your mother is partying".
It's not accurate to say people weren't as sensitive back then, considering you'd be called the spawn of Satan for playing rock music. People were just racist as shit back in the 40s, 50s, and 60s, and it was acceptable to be a racist piece of crap back then. Remember, schools were still segregated into the 70s, even though Brown v. Board happened in 1954. Black people did not gain the equal right to vote until the 1960s and discrimination wasn't outlawed until then, either. People aren't "sensitive" today, we just realize it's wrong to be a racist.
But what if I wanted to stare at your beautiful face AUSTIN!!!! jk lol that was some weird album covers though like, "let me touch you" and "he touched me" hahahahajaja 🤣.
Is no one going to talk about how the Dick Handler Quartet had three people
The fourth one is busy handling
LMAO didn't even notice at first. Now I'm dead
Haha! Didn't notice at first 😂
Beat me to it
It's an edit the original is The Singing Wells Family, Love Thy Neighbour
“If I saw Barbra in my bed I’d square up”-
Austin Dicky 2019
This should be "worst album covers that we know of" because I work at a record store and trust me, there are much, much worse out there.
Dakota Foote that honestly could be a funny video, do basically this but where we go through a record store and just try to find the absolute worst album cover.
I like how they say alot of these album covers are from the 50s, in the dick pillar one there is literally a 70's dodge tradesman van, the stevïe stiletto one is probably from the 80's
My sense of meme culture has got me dying at Fred Emny
Austin: "Just pictures of dead people" Mayhem's Dawn Of The Black Hearts: "Am i a joke to you?"
Or carcass-reek of putrefaction
@@oopirates96 Yeah that's a nice one. Just a collage of gore lol
black hearts
@@Jesterhead-ow6gu Yes of course. My brain probably jumped to Dark Funerals Secrets Of The Black Arts
lmfao neither of these two listen to heavy shit like that come on now. They’re practically normies lmao
You should definitely listen to the music from this albums. Could turn quite interesting.
I agree with you 100% just the choruses to save on time though.
couldnt find cody matherson on youtube :c
but knorkator is pretty good
Cody Matheson looks like the “Florida Man” in all those headlines😂😂🤷♂️
They had "The Strategy of Penetration" back then, we have "The Sound of Perseverance" today.
Yo y’all should do a video of reacting to the actual songs😂
Not too long ago, I ran across a video where the youtuber decided to play music from a lot of these "worst cover" albums. He discovered a LOT of these albums did not, in fact, exist, but were old photoshops.
"Smell the sock" was like "Smell the glove" in the movie "This is Spinal Tap" a rock comedy classic!
Love how Fred Emney was signed to one of the labels that turned down The Beatles because they thought, "Guitar music [was] on its way out" and also thought that, "The Beatles [had] no future in showbusiness"
That Stevie Stiletto thing has to be inspired by Spinal Tap's Smell the Glove.
Y’all ever be in class watching a funny video and trying not to laugh so you have to pause it every time something funny happens to gather yourself
History lesson, because for some reason I've picked this knowledge up somewhere, for reasons.
Vibrators have been around since the 1920's, but they weren't called "vibrators" until the late 80's.
Initially, they were meant as a medical device, to assist in recovering from "hysteria", which back then was a term for a made-up disease women could suffer from where they became irrational. Basically, and excuse to throw your daughter or wife into the asylum if you got tired of them not obeying you.
The name derives from "hystera", the Greek word for uterus.
After about 4 decades of quackery, some quack thought that because the word came from "uterus", it might have to do with the reproductive cycle and invented the "medical massager" to try and give the affected women "what was missing".
The medical term "hysteria" disappeared shortly after, in the 30's, but the device stuck around... for "other uses".
Another fun fact: The battery-powered vibrator didn't come around until the mid-80's. Before then, they were plugged into a wall socket. And yes, this did cause a fair few accidental electrocutions, especially before the electricity safety measures from the post-war era.
The vast majority of these are 60's and 70's.
Ok, I know these were all from the 40s to the 60s, but I've gotta say, this entire video could be filled with Viper the Rapper albums. They're like really diving into a disturbed and confused man's psyche
"Jimmy Rhodes Plays for Deborah" is the weirdest War Machine story I've ever seen.
About "fingering". That IS the correct term for using the keys or valves on a wind instrument, and she's holding a flute.
I've seen a lot of these before, but it still cracks me up... Whatching people laugh about is is also very hilarious...
Straight guys:
James Charles: 1:33
Original album cover of Type O Negatives "The Origin Of The Feces"
Wasnatch is from this decade, so that quote about drugs is true Jared
That Cody Mathewson guy looks like he wants to “borrow” your couch.
I wonder where all those people on those covers are now.....
"The Dick Handler Quartet" and there are 3 people on the cover... Btw: Knorkator is a german comedy rock/metal band and they're absolutely awesome!
Knorkator is actually a German kind of satire-ish hardrock/metal band. They're pretty creative and fun sometimes.
Funfact Knorkator [knoʀkatoʀ] actually has Till Lindemann sitting perfectly still though the entire length of one of their music videos.
9:33 Svetlana followed "My Lips are for Blowing" with her classic, underrated breakup album, "My Butt is for Pooping."
Fun Fact: The "Wasnatch" album is from the 2010's, and is a Utah local reggae band.
"is that Jesus"
"No that's Randy"
Knorkator - Full Show - Live at Wacken Open Air 2018. Look it up.
That doc punch tho 😂
You missed such an opportunity for a joke about bum notes with Wasnatch - Front to Back. Funny as hell video though, I love laughing at old goofy record/band images.
Well, if i ever form a band, I want you, guys, review it's album covers!
Little trivia on the album at 3:24, it was released in 2013.
Why do I get the feeling that if I click "like", I'll be put on a federal list somewhere?
I'm surprised they didn't notice on the last cover the 69 on the puppet's jacket 😂
Petition to make them listen to Knorkator. They're fucking awesome
Eating Danny devito
I wish yall would do like an hour show. Random topics lol love it
11:31 is ruth mckenny aware, he is holding his bass guitar backwards?
You should do one like this but with modern cover art! Could be fun
Salsa attack is when a spicy tomato-based dip gets in your eyes.
I legit thought Austins shirt said "Avoid Alonge".
fred emney looks a little like patrick moore, but he played the xylophone and did shows called Sky at night and Games Master in the 90s.
Lol.. Spinal tap. "Smell the glove".
“Wasnatch : Front to back” came out in 2013
I laughed like a hyena. Thank you.
This reminds me of an album from a band called "Tu Vieja" ("vieja" is a casual/vulgar way to say "mom". So the name means "your mom")
The album name was "Hoy tu vieja está de fiesta", which translate as "Today, your mother is partying".
10:59 he sounds like Jacksepticeye
Also, you guys need to check out Drown in Sulphur. They are a sick Italian Death Core band. They came out with a new song called Moths
7:21 Edge of Sanity - Crimson
The Satan logo on that Rudy Ray album is saying something 🤘🏿😈😎
Stevie’s mom has got his sock on
You can thank my country for Knorkator
Von Freeman - Doin’ it right now
Call us Nifkin Nibblers next episode
Knorkator is a Great band. And its spoken Knor-ka-tor
What's for dinner?
Churken nurkatura!
Hey guys... Stevie Stiletto and the Switchblade were a punk band. The album "smell the sock" isnt bad if you like punk.... Wow!!!
5:54 carol doda you’re welcome
5:40 it's like the Spinal Tap one "Smell the Glove"
Watching this in a study hall was a bad idea 😂
Actually knew the singer from Stevie stiletto. Super rad dude. RIP RAYRAY! A real punk rocker.
Wasnatch- Front to Back came out in 2013
I'd love to see you guys react to some of this music!
Knorkator cover art is exactly as intended 🤪
6:51 Deborah is actually Jimmy Rhodes’s daughter. I looked it up on Discogs. It’s there.
There’s a UK punk band from the 70s called the Vibrators too
11:46 looks like Ride The Lightning era James Hetfield after an all-night bender
Damn that Yoko Ono joke was great.
What a way to wake up
Just subbed!! You guys are hilarious!!!! XD
Jackson Jones thank you so much :)
You should do the most brutal metal album covers
That was hilarias! Do some from 80's. You know they're some fucked up funny covers on s few of those lol
Ayyyyye Austin rockin the avoid shirt, just saw them earlier this year and they were amazing!
It's not accurate to say people weren't as sensitive back then, considering you'd be called the spawn of Satan for playing rock music. People were just racist as shit back in the 40s, 50s, and 60s, and it was acceptable to be a racist piece of crap back then. Remember, schools were still segregated into the 70s, even though Brown v. Board happened in 1954. Black people did not gain the equal right to vote until the 1960s and discrimination wasn't outlawed until then, either. People aren't "sensitive" today, we just realize it's wrong to be a racist.
A lot of these are either modern albums made to look old or parody photoshops. Really poor research all around in this one.
Is that Banjo Kazooie music hiding way down there in the mix?
@11:47 That’s Heisenberg if he went into witness protection
That dr disrespect punch line was brutal
If you switched the M. And A. on Fred Emney, it would be Fred Enmey/Fred Enemy
I would love if you guys called us all Panty Parachuter's at the beginning just cause I like the way it sounds.
Don't watch this while eating i almost choked laughing so hard
Cody Matherson is James Hetfield's unsobered twin
Shit, I thought the last bad album covers episode was bad.... PHEW
But what if I wanted to stare at your beautiful face AUSTIN!!!! jk lol that was some weird album covers though like, "let me touch you" and "he touched me" hahahahajaja 🤣.
Actual tears
yo anyone realize Ruth McKenny is holding the bass upside down
Eyy, a shout-out to my bois Knorkator!
Ding dong
Austin! Come To Finland and we will take A hellish löyly! Now!
Wasnatch...
Somebody needs to call Shrezzers.
That is going down soon
I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!! Fred Enmey 2:43
i love watching these guys stoned
Live It Up by CS&N to me is the worst. There are others that are that terrible that are hilariously bad. lol
knorkator ist awesome, i saw them at wacken and summer breeze, i could not stop laughing xD
also cody matherson looks like james hetfield on meth