The People Pleaser Jungle Juice

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @novinovystanek
    @novinovystanek Год назад +176974

    Take a sip of that and you end up in the 6th dimension

    • @Oreooreoroeoz1111
      @Oreooreoroeoz1111 Год назад +3086

      No ,I'm from Russia , ha-ha

    • @Fg79797
      @Fg79797 Год назад +2205

      As someone who took two sips of that i can confirm that im in 9th dimension

    • @eondrike5481
      @eondrike5481 Год назад +819

      A sip of that will earn you a court date

    • @ClassifGaming
      @ClassifGaming Год назад +286

      AND THERE YOU have it homeboy

    • @AverageIraqEnjoyer
      @AverageIraqEnjoyer Год назад +63

      ​@Dïïvision ok I wont

  • @lonesoldier2485
    @lonesoldier2485 Год назад +6496

    Takes a sip, and begins to hear colors, and see sounds.

    • @missyjezebel6309
      @missyjezebel6309 Год назад +36

      Wrong juice lol

    • @dotdash2284
      @dotdash2284 Год назад +35

      "I just found out I have synesthesia" said Tom, with mixed feelings

    • @yeetkid2175
      @yeetkid2175 Год назад +10

      I’m guessing this is a Paradise PD reference? Cause with all that vodka in there, that’s exactly what’s gonna happen.

    • @Rahnonymous
      @Rahnonymous Год назад +8

      You also start to speak in Willy Wonka computer beeps and bloops

    • @AceW0rld
      @AceW0rld Год назад +7

      I didn't see him add lsd

  • @tortugamaritima6373
    @tortugamaritima6373 Год назад +9652

    you take a drink of that.
    everything turns dark.
    hey you, you're finally awake

    • @RaidenBergeron
      @RaidenBergeron Год назад +157

      Nice Skyrim reference

    • @shadowplaxianthgaming3694
      @shadowplaxianthgaming3694 Год назад +48

      Underrated Comment

    • @KupoPotion
      @KupoPotion Год назад +67

      It's all fun and games until someone takes an arrow to the knee.

    • @immortalkhang8294
      @immortalkhang8294 Год назад +51

      You were trying to cross the border right?

    • @noahschoolfield9411
      @noahschoolfield9411 Год назад +30

      @maxmullets4138you’re the leader of the rebellion! but if they captured you… oh gods, where are they taking us?

  • @ericettenjr5059
    @ericettenjr5059 3 месяца назад +103

    1st sip: your drunk
    2nd sip: your seeing fairies
    3rd sip: your having dinner with the teletubbies
    4th sip: your the founder of Android phones
    5th sip: your brother is Brad Pitt and your sister is Jennifer Hudson
    6th sip: you believe your the newest member of the Power Rangers

    • @CJ_Gaming928
      @CJ_Gaming928 19 дней назад +2

      7th sip: counting your racks in a UFO

    • @Jedi-Nite
      @Jedi-Nite 9 дней назад

      6th: you believe your doing ninja stunts (Power Rangers) , but your actually falling over every time you attempt to stand

    • @CJ_Gaming928
      @CJ_Gaming928 9 дней назад

      @@Jedi-Nite 8th: Doing front flips in a Coke Zero whirlpool

  • @jakeedwards4786
    @jakeedwards4786 Год назад +8183

    “I call it the John wick”
    “Why”
    “Three shots and your dead”

  • @grim.reaper
    @grim.reaper Год назад +11247

    This is also called my "put me in the liver transplant list"

    • @TheAstaroth66
      @TheAstaroth66 Год назад +30

      Worth

    • @omniscientbarebones
      @omniscientbarebones Год назад +44

      6 years you have to wait?
      “Your livers dying right now? Sucks to suck”

    • @firingallcylinders2949
      @firingallcylinders2949 Год назад +30

      ​@@TheAstaroth66a guy I know drank all the time and ended up getting cirrhosis of the Liver....trust me its not worth.

    • @TruStoogeDrew.
      @TruStoogeDrew. Год назад +6

      Gotta be sober for 6 months to even get on a list lol

    • @digitalpickleridgy2971
      @digitalpickleridgy2971 Год назад +8

      Who the hell can drink that all in one go i think that's more for just a cup which if u can get drunk off after 1 cup then you guys are a couple of lightweights

  • @May-gr8bp
    @May-gr8bp Год назад +7303

    Crunching the numbers:
    Everclear at 75% ABV. 1L = 750mL ethanol
    Pineapple Vodka at 35% ABV. 750mL = 262.5mL ethanol
    'Vodka' at 40% ABV. 1.75L= 700mL ethanol
    Strawberry Vodka at 35% ABV. 1L =350mL ethanol
    Malibu (my favourite) at 21% ABV. 1L= 210mL ethanol
    Sprite at 0% ABV. 2L= 0mL ethanol
    Punch at 0%ABV. 7.56L = 0mL ethanol
    Pineapple juice at 0% ABV. 0.2L= 0mL ethanol
    Melon liqueur at 20% ABV. 0.5L= 100mL ethanol
    Blue thing at 20% ethanol. 0.1L= 20mL ethanol
    Total volume is approximately 15.86 litres.
    Total ethanol volume = 2.3925 litres.
    Percentage ethanol = 2.3925÷15.86×100
    Leaving 15.085% ABV for this 'jungle juice'.
    15% ABV is slightly stronger than standard wine, but it's considerably lower than what you'd expect from a fortified wine such as sherry.
    At a party, I would drink the same amount of this as I would wine. Probably one glass.
    Remember to drink responsibly!

    • @nicford1486
      @nicford1486 Год назад +482

      Amazing crunching! You're the real MVP

    • @michaelallen6088
      @michaelallen6088 Год назад +219

      I failed algebra so I don’t get the numbers

    • @Gordon0
      @Gordon0 Год назад +190

      Classic mistake, you forgot to carry the 1.

    • @joosiekawk
      @joosiekawk Год назад +26

      this guy just do too much lol. i can goto any safeway, buy a bunch of fruits and random colorful alcohol and mix them all in a big ass jug , then you will be just like him

    • @LetsGetHighOnMorris
      @LetsGetHighOnMorris Год назад +39

      I really appreciate this random information!

  • @isg4
    @isg4 Год назад +25361

    One sip and you're gonna start speaking enchantment table

    • @SquishyBauBau
      @SquishyBauBau Год назад +499

      Took a sip and now I speak Bane of arthropods

    • @zachs.4371
      @zachs.4371 Год назад +104

      Um, actually, there is less alchohol per sip in that than standard vodka 🤓

    • @funkinforever6308
      @funkinforever6308 Год назад

      ​@@SquishyBauBau Buddy you're trash, im speaking Fire Aspect II after 2 sips. I may need a liver transplant but hey. Beggars can't be choosers.

    • @79dent
      @79dent Год назад +82

      @@zachs.4371 he dumped atleast 10% 190 proof and 90% at minimal 60 proof. That’s pretty stout.

    • @greenray.
      @greenray. Год назад +103

      took a sip and now I speak Projectile Protection III

  • @invaliduserist
    @invaliduserist Год назад +1311

    One sip and you'll be in a horse drawn cart hearing "hey you, you're finally awake'

    • @YourOneandOnlyClown
      @YourOneandOnlyClown Год назад +17

      Skyrim reference

    • @woodie3030
      @woodie3030 Год назад +14

      one sip and you wake up on a boat being deported to Morrowind while some mfer named "Jiub" asks for your name

    • @Mr.Morals
      @Mr.Morals Год назад

      Take one sip and you will end up on a trip to kill a male stripper looking mafia boss with a whole bunch of sexually confused teenagers (golden wind REFRENCE)

    • @TheBalisongBear
      @TheBalisongBear Год назад +3

      Best comment I've ever seen

    • @stevenvalles5
      @stevenvalles5 Год назад +2

      ​@@TheBalisongBearagreed 😂

  • @icyNoobs
    @icyNoobs Год назад +3053

    If liver failure was a beverage

    • @DeertickDaniel
      @DeertickDaniel Год назад +24

      As if one persons gonna drink the entire thing, it’s just as bad as any other alcohol

    • @sigher6438
      @sigher6438 Год назад +15

      don't lie you'd drink it tho

    • @letsbetheawkwardkquorter7159
      @letsbetheawkwardkquorter7159 Год назад +4

      Doesn't look too bad tbh

    • @palerider2143
      @palerider2143 9 месяцев назад +2

      Js don’t overdrink it 😭

    • @JodaroKujo
      @JodaroKujo 8 месяцев назад

      Demoman from team fortress 2: bet

  • @realDBshop
    @realDBshop 3 месяца назад +25

    Take a sip and you’re in that jungle you just heard about 😂

  • @afellowmanofculture8721
    @afellowmanofculture8721 Год назад +2911

    Someone make a 5 hour documentary about this man's liver

  • @fastdog6806
    @fastdog6806 Год назад +2520

    first sip:” O that's good”
    Second sip:”O that's God”.

  • @Konj0
    @Konj0 Год назад +8007

    “Caution: May contain some alcohol.”

    • @brofluffy
      @brofluffy Год назад +40

      Lmao 😂

    • @aizawants2sleep
      @aizawants2sleep Год назад +87

      Just 2 shots of vodka

    • @cubsfan224
      @cubsfan224 Год назад +88

      Warning: This product was made in a facility that also processes alcohol, alcohol, and alcohol products.

    • @main_character9766
      @main_character9766 Год назад +10

      Best comment 🎉😂

    • @Reyfan601
      @Reyfan601 Год назад +8

      may💀

  • @chrisharlan3671
    @chrisharlan3671 4 месяца назад +20

    That shit will make you wanna go fold the dishes after one shot 😂😂

  • @kufi250
    @kufi250 Год назад +10480

    shit gon have me waking up in the middle of the Pacific Ocean 💀

    • @hlogipheme4832
      @hlogipheme4832 Год назад +148

      This that shii Benson been drinking fr😂

    • @Ninesniper
      @Ninesniper Год назад +64

      More like the specific ocean

    • @SHROUD_15_
      @SHROUD_15_ Год назад +57

      IF you wake up-

    • @kufi250
      @kufi250 Год назад +4

      @@Ninesniper 💀💀💀

    • @kufi250
      @kufi250 Год назад +5

      @@hlogipheme4832 😭😭😭

  • @byomeshsarmah4768
    @byomeshsarmah4768 Год назад +3478

    1st sip : Oh that's good
    2nd sip : Oh that's God

  • @-tg3pb
    @-tg3pb Год назад +29306

    Bro was steps away from making power puff girls 💀

  • @luriddream
    @luriddream 3 месяца назад +9

    That friend who claims to make the best cocktails:

  • @kidwoodstudios8822
    @kidwoodstudios8822 Год назад +1111

    I have never seen a more potent poison that doesnt outright kill you

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax Год назад

      Dude alcohol is all poison lmao the way your body reacts to it even doctors dont recommend drinking ANY alcohol anymore. That whole red wine glass a day being good for you B.S was debunked this century

    • @welredd
      @welredd Год назад +8

      Honestly it might

    • @Evacer
      @Evacer Год назад +7

      Nah he put like two gallons of Hawaiian Punch in.

    • @Ericsaidful
      @Ericsaidful Год назад +6

      ​@Evacer the problem is you can't taste the alcohol. Three solo cups later and you're hammered.

    • @Ernte-X
      @Ernte-X Год назад +2

      ​@@Ericsaidfulthis shit is like 30/70 ~40%, why would anyone above 1,50m and 50kg of bodyweight be hammered from this 😂

  • @ryanmccrary1880
    @ryanmccrary1880 Год назад +4993

    My man really made a beverage with 150% alcohol

  • @D-bowlin24
    @D-bowlin24 2 месяца назад +2

    I love your videos so much keep up the tipsy bartender❤❤

  • @mmdrahaman
    @mmdrahaman Год назад +1513

    “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

  • @Happy34761
    @Happy34761 25 дней назад +2

    Bro created a gate to heaven and didn't even notice 😂

  • @misterpig1364
    @misterpig1364 Год назад +3325

    The first sip tastes like heaven, the next one takes you there

  • @richym7324
    @richym7324 Год назад +13917

    prob got a 50/50 chance to wake up again💀😂

    • @LOADING_ERROR
      @LOADING_ERROR Год назад +88

      The "last"
      A sip and you wake up or not

    • @parauid
      @parauid Год назад +46

      First 50/50 n second pity is guaranteed death

    • @Insanepixel73
      @Insanepixel73 Год назад +12

      ​@@parauidis that a genshin impact ref bro ☠️😑

    • @seanmurphy9913
      @seanmurphy9913 Год назад +2

      5/95…5 is the waking up again number 😂

    • @Moldybred
      @Moldybred Год назад

      @@Insanepixel73 niggas when they see a pity system

  • @XRAY81
    @XRAY81 Год назад +3829

    First sip tastes like heaven, second sends you there

    • @user-yn4rk2uw6r
      @user-yn4rk2uw6r Год назад +23

      😅😅😅this dude tryin get everyone dui geezz

    • @CyberSec_Vin
      @CyberSec_Vin Год назад +19

      But we both know we would all try it.

    • @WestCoastCheeseHead
      @WestCoastCheeseHead Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rexbestclone
      @rexbestclone Год назад +4

      at this point its beyond heaven

    • @May-gr8bp
      @May-gr8bp Год назад +10

      The percentage ABV is only around 15%, similar to wine. You could safely consume 200mL of this stuff

  • @thealetube3509
    @thealetube3509 3 месяца назад +3

    You take One sip of that, you’re gonna end up pissing Gasoline😂

  • @piddlesmcgee
    @piddlesmcgee Год назад +283

    “The hangover would be terrible”
    Good thing you’re not waking up the next day

  • @thebasiccharlie1324
    @thebasiccharlie1324 Год назад +3732

    5 year old me making a cure for cancer in the kitchen

  • @bigfatsupremeistrider8225
    @bigfatsupremeistrider8225 Год назад +3860

    Bros finna be Walter White at highschool parties 💀

  • @ivanivan4265
    @ivanivan4265 4 дня назад +1

    say goodbye to Kidneys & Liver 😂😂😂

  • @harsimrank6378
    @harsimrank6378 4 месяца назад +1106

    If a red bull gives you wings, this shit takes you up and beyond

    • @Mmm_gravy
      @Mmm_gravy 3 месяца назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @sunburntsatan6475
      @sunburntsatan6475 3 месяца назад +21

      This shit gives you an ankle monitor 😂

    • @michealowns21
      @michealowns21 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@sunburntsatan6475 and a new starting device in your car ,that you breathe in to start. Lol also maybe some bail money in the center console for later.

    • @NexusofLight777
      @NexusofLight777 2 месяца назад +2

      To Infinity....and beyond!!!!

    • @flylady_project
      @flylady_project 2 месяца назад

      On the other side of space further up in island up there

  • @csis8460
    @csis8460 7 месяцев назад +501

    Bro's been making the same drink in different containers for the past 5 years

    • @drinfernodds
      @drinfernodds 7 месяцев назад +26

      He's putting the liquor store owner's kids through college at this rate.

    • @Fattyyyyx
      @Fattyyyyx 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@drinfernodds No, He refills the same bottles with water.

    • @drinfernodds
      @drinfernodds 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Fattyyyyx liquor store owner and his kids in shambles.

    • @Fattyyyyx
      @Fattyyyyx 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@drinfernodds 💀💀

  • @tekature
    @tekature Год назад +2158

    Bro fr brought back the chug-jug 💀

  • @Redawesomeoby
    @Redawesomeoby 2 месяца назад +3

    One sip and you're waking up next week

  • @fullmetalboomba4530
    @fullmetalboomba4530 7 месяцев назад +1921

    "And there you have it"
    Was the last thing I heard before I woke up in the hospital 😂😂

    • @missymissy101
      @missymissy101 7 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @WF.Endrys
      @WF.Endrys 6 месяцев назад +1

      Мне такой бутылки на пару дней

    • @BigTastey
      @BigTastey 6 месяцев назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DMTInfinity
      @DMTInfinity 6 месяцев назад +2

      😂 🤣 😂 🤣

  • @GCurtisJr
    @GCurtisJr Год назад +577

    “A lil bit of Malibu”
    Drains bottle

  • @mortalff3998
    @mortalff3998 Год назад +3120

    Bro making some poisonous drink for the party💀

    • @rafiiahmad9654
      @rafiiahmad9654 Год назад +7

      xd

    • @GnA_000
      @GnA_000 Год назад +26

      Getting deathed by fruit poison is not how I plan to go out

    • @VK19L
      @VK19L Год назад +1

      Fr
      Bro is a new killer🦍.

    • @Khairan99
      @Khairan99 Год назад +1

      indeed

    • @normaleverydayman7004
      @normaleverydayman7004 Год назад +3

      Ngl
      That bottle of everclear is enough alcohol and he added three more bottle of vodka.

  • @williammason475
    @williammason475 4 месяца назад +4

    My kidneys and liver are squinting from this

  • @hullygan8476
    @hullygan8476 Год назад +345

    “A little bit of Malibu” pours the whole damn thing 💀

  • @SomeRandomIdt
    @SomeRandomIdt Год назад +1677

    Bro has the entire abusive father pack

  • @joshuahatcher2524
    @joshuahatcher2524 7 месяцев назад +969

    One sip of that would turn yo world into a regular show moment.

    • @dahney808
      @dahney808 7 месяцев назад +2

      54 likes and no comment,let me fix that

    • @Papafuica36
      @Papafuica36 7 месяцев назад +18

      “The Mississippi queen”

    • @BlackVortex604
      @BlackVortex604 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Papafuica36 One of the best episodes fr

    • @scribese7en
      @scribese7en 6 месяцев назад

      *MORIANIS!?*

    • @lethalhotbox3778
      @lethalhotbox3778 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂

  • @BlackKoshinomi
    @BlackKoshinomi 25 дней назад +1

    Take a sip and you gonna be hearing the undertaker theme

  • @gavincooper3384
    @gavincooper3384 Год назад +754

    This guy single handedly keeps Hawaiian Punch in business.

    • @jonathanmol4489
      @jonathanmol4489 Год назад +4

      Because he couldn't find Hi-C in big cans 🥫 😊

    • @TylerSmith-qx6uz
      @TylerSmith-qx6uz Год назад +6

      Because he couldn’t find grape drank

  • @UmbralAnima
    @UmbralAnima Год назад +619

    “AND THERE YA HAVE IT”
    *liquid death*

    • @MaskinaHat07
      @MaskinaHat07 Год назад

      Why do you think its the people pleaser jungle juice? It feels like a jaguar eating your guts in a jungle

  • @e-unit1579
    @e-unit1579 Год назад +1956

    “Just one drink right Arthur?”
    “Yeah just a drink”

  • @Mariedust
    @Mariedust Месяц назад +1

    Moms after taking the divorce ''well"

  • @tofugai9680
    @tofugai9680 Год назад +4073

    Хороший рецепт. К сожалению некоторых ингредиентов не оказалось и у меня была только водка. Но получилось всё равно вкусно.

    • @rabchenrabe6046
      @rabchenrabe6046 Год назад +113

      А потом я отравился печенькой😂

    • @Anzhelika19
      @Anzhelika19 Год назад

      @@rabchenrabe6046🤣👍

    • @АзекеБисенгали
      @АзекеБисенгали Год назад +72

      Только от просмотра голова болела на следующий день

    • @tych1652
      @tych1652 Год назад +39

      Неужели он патриот раз столько водки, чернорусам быть

    • @maxbaggio839
      @maxbaggio839 Год назад +12

      Ну по сути вкусно

  • @kmartwifi4491
    @kmartwifi4491 Год назад +922

    I appreciate that he used three different brands of vodka, really adds to the incredibly chaotic aura

    • @danibeck3771
      @danibeck3771 Год назад +6

      Four if you count the everclear

  • @spacecase2187
    @spacecase2187 6 месяцев назад +2125

    That shit gon kill an elephant

    • @whirlwind3207
      @whirlwind3207 6 месяцев назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @askinnyshademan
      @askinnyshademan 6 месяцев назад +16

      good thing we ain't elephants

    • @noobkowypros6998
      @noobkowypros6998 6 месяцев назад

      But don't polisch men

    • @grumpyginger9783
      @grumpyginger9783 6 месяцев назад

      It's gonna be dumped down the drain.

    • @SigmaPon15
      @SigmaPon15 6 месяцев назад

      Мы русские с 4 лет такое пьём

  • @Blazee2897
    @Blazee2897 17 дней назад

    This has more spirit than juice 😂😂
    He accidentally made everclear

  • @_alexcr
    @_alexcr Год назад +3015

    That ain't getting you drunk, that's getting yo ass high in heaven 💀💀

  • @beratedbandit5196
    @beratedbandit5196 Год назад +1018

    One sip of this shit and you became a celestial being

    • @JaxDagger
      @JaxDagger Год назад +7

      nah its actually pretty weak if you do the math on it all, if anything you'll likely just feel ill later on or in the morning from mixing a bunch of spirits that dont even really mix well together haha

    • @Laufeycalled
      @Laufeycalled Год назад

      @@JaxDagger nah let them believe. they probably think if you add conc 20% solution with a solution of 10% it’ll create 30

    • @srensen3081
      @srensen3081 Год назад +1

      @@JaxDagger yeah, a sip of this is just gonna contain the average alcohol % of all the drinks that were mixed so prolly like around 35 ish? % alcohol

    • @beratedbandit5196
      @beratedbandit5196 Год назад +1

      @@JaxDagger I still ain't drinking that lmao

    • @darkelixer2239
      @darkelixer2239 Год назад +1

      Not rlly it jsut tastes different

  • @Agent241
    @Agent241 Год назад +1836

    Nine year old me, mixing all the shampoos in the bathroom to make a “magic potion”

  • @9ghostboys954
    @9ghostboys954 2 месяца назад

    😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤ I love when you twist the bottle it's like the coolest thing ever

  • @Feneture
    @Feneture Год назад +2521

    One sip of this and the words "FATALITY" will be floating above your head 😅

    • @wrinklybrain832
      @wrinklybrain832 Год назад +7

      This one of those rare insults

    • @drokhalis3338
      @drokhalis3338 Год назад +11

      Each milliliter takes 1 HP.

    • @pietrovitale9940
      @pietrovitale9940 Год назад +7

      well,most people can get a shot of only Vodka and go on just fine and Vodka is the most alcohoolic beverage in that mix. Since there is also less alcohholic and also not alcohoolic stuff that dilute the Vodka taking a shot of it should be fine. It's not like you are adding up the alcohool, you are mixing it

    • @lowiqplays4944
      @lowiqplays4944 Год назад +3

      Bro I was adding percentages I’m glad you said this

    • @jimyendme8893
      @jimyendme8893 Год назад +1

      liver failure speedrun

  • @brunomonteiro3646
    @brunomonteiro3646 Год назад +1485

    The magic drink: one sip and you are immediately at the liver transplant list.

    • @fierywolf2179
      @fierywolf2179 Год назад +8

      This the type of concoction we make during school lunch 💀

    • @ScottyRotten1984
      @ScottyRotten1984 Год назад

      😂 this is a Saturday morning breakfast after a party in the UK. Then, off to the pub.

    • @tjenadonn6158
      @tjenadonn6158 Год назад

      Just being in the same room as this would instantly kill Gwyneth Paltrow.

    • @thesunris
      @thesunris Год назад

      Why? The alcohol percent is like a normal drink? Probably less coz of the juice diluent

    • @averageeughenjoyer6429
      @averageeughenjoyer6429 Год назад

      I don’t think alcohol stacks debuffs

  • @lul2322
    @lul2322 Год назад +193

    "Officer it was just one drink"

  • @sweeety969
    @sweeety969 Месяц назад +1

    It's called jungle juice cause after you drink it you wake up in a jungle

  • @NoahIsHawt
    @NoahIsHawt Год назад +1011

    That one homeless person when you give him money:

    • @meetprakasit1447
      @meetprakasit1447 Год назад +4

      Bro starts Shang Tsung on all 🥃 🥃 🥃 hahahahahsh

    • @qorcttvtbtb-29935
      @qorcttvtbtb-29935 Год назад +3

      Why should he?

    • @googy2251
      @googy2251 Год назад

      ​@@qorcttvtbtb-29935if he doesn't buy drugs he buys that

    • @augustopanama8905
      @augustopanama8905 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Enriqueshockwave587
    @Enriqueshockwave587 Год назад +6801

    Bro is gonna kill the whole party

    • @kylemax7300
      @kylemax7300 Год назад +16

      Nice profile picture bro 👌 NFA family

    • @connorstrauss9532
      @connorstrauss9532 Год назад +11

      Men of culture

    • @leslie7988
      @leslie7988 Год назад +1

      @@connorstrauss9532 @Kyle @Enriqie shockwave Who dufuq yall with the same profile pictures?

    • @kylemax7300
      @kylemax7300 Год назад +5

      @Leslie our pictures are called "steel your face" it's a logo for a band called "Grateful Dead"
      Back in the 60s they used the logo to be able to identify their music equipment easily when it was mixed up with all the other bands equipment either in the back of a semi truck or on stage somewhere.

    • @leslie7988
      @leslie7988 Год назад +3

      @@kylemax7300 yo, thats a nice story 🙂

  • @threekeysmusic
    @threekeysmusic Год назад +384

    “How drunk you wanna get tonight?”
    “Of course!”

    • @nakolulu411
      @nakolulu411 Год назад +3

      "And how high do you want your sugar be?"
      "Hell yes"

  • @rdssimpletips
    @rdssimpletips 2 месяца назад

    After taking a sip from this and you know all the world 300+ languages...

  • @lemniscatelogos7917
    @lemniscatelogos7917 Год назад +1882

    My liver and and pancreas been real quiet since this dropped

  • @InsaneLegenD756
    @InsaneLegenD756 7 месяцев назад +1491

    "How much alcohol do you want?"
    This guy: "Yes"

    • @DeadPiixxel
      @DeadPiixxel 7 месяцев назад +4

      Yes is not a number

    • @bradsome2007
      @bradsome2007 7 месяцев назад +2

      I needed a liver transplant just watching this short.

    • @aquaterrafootage9547
      @aquaterrafootage9547 7 месяцев назад

      Hsha

    • @ninjakio3117
      @ninjakio3117 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@DeadPiixxelyes it is

    • @shawndavis2616
      @shawndavis2616 7 месяцев назад

      I'm sorry, the correct answer was "vodka".

  • @Hano..
    @Hano.. 2 года назад +58868

    The homeless guy after I give him $20

  • @tabby_playz597
    @tabby_playz597 2 месяца назад

    Some of your drinks gotta have a "Drink!, if you dare" sign 😂

  • @norskate98
    @norskate98 Год назад +863

    Perfect drink before work or a Saturday morning drive through your local school zone

    • @getusome6776
      @getusome6776 Год назад +6

      bruh 💀

    • @ellusiv5121
      @ellusiv5121 Год назад +5

      You good?

    • @twisted1294
      @twisted1294 Год назад +7

      One of the funniest comments I’ve seen in a while

    • @artangel420
      @artangel420 Год назад +13

      But Saturday morning is the worst time to drive drunk in a school zone. Nah I'm gonna do this on a Monday afternoon

    • @wtfoffmy
      @wtfoffmy Год назад

      Lmfao!!!

  • @Eighty8k
    @Eighty8k Год назад +1515

    I’m convinced he doesn’t even plan these mixes anymore, he just tells his assistant to hand him anything 😂

    • @IKnowImGayWhenISayThisBut
      @IKnowImGayWhenISayThisBut Год назад +39

      Pretty much. I miss when he’d do real mixers.. now he just wastes alcohol for jungle juice videos

    • @moxmodtygamer
      @moxmodtygamer Год назад +1

      I agree with yall😂

    • @aguynamedsmith6489
      @aguynamedsmith6489 Год назад +7

      ​@@IKnowImGayWhenISayThisBut I mean, is it a waste if it's at least being drank at party or something?

    • @ggmann13
      @ggmann13 Год назад +9

      ​@@IKnowImGayWhenISayThisButit's not a waste if you drink it

    • @IKnowImGayWhenISayThisBut
      @IKnowImGayWhenISayThisBut Год назад +12

      @@ggmann13 lmao ain’t nobody drinking that bullshit and living to tell the tale

  • @mushroomsrcool1449
    @mushroomsrcool1449 Год назад +3692

    Woman: "This is kinda poison"
    Bartender: "V O D K A"

    • @goodern_
      @goodern_ Год назад +36

      For russian "Vodka" is normal water

    • @Klet4atiiKa4ok
      @Klet4atiiKa4ok Год назад +15

      this is a stereotype Russians do not drink it so often, preferring less strong drinks

    • @Klet4atiiKa4ok
      @Klet4atiiKa4ok Год назад +4

      З з 3 small number three

    • @Klet4atiiKa4ok
      @Klet4atiiKa4ok Год назад +2

      ззззззззззз

    • @goodern_
      @goodern_ Год назад

      @@Klet4atiiKa4ok Ага

  • @moseschong33
    @moseschong33 3 месяца назад +2

    1st sip: hhmm that's good
    2nd sip: hhhmmm that's god

  • @bigsean6045
    @bigsean6045 Год назад +727

    Homeless guy with the $5 you gave him:

  • @ethanfisher3844
    @ethanfisher3844 2 года назад +7307

    “I only had one officer, drink.”

    • @NateDogg-if5id
      @NateDogg-if5id 2 года назад +75

      LMAO

    • @jopopocodm4754
      @jopopocodm4754 2 года назад +41

      😂😂😂

    • @rodrigopires5261
      @rodrigopires5261 2 года назад +24

      Nice one

    • @Astro-J85
      @Astro-J85 2 года назад +95

      "Only one, you say? 🤨"
      - "(Burps!) Yes ociffer only one" 😂

    • @Ep4368
      @Ep4368 2 года назад +13

      I get it, when you’re drunk, you can’t think or speak correctly.

  • @AverageAussie0
    @AverageAussie0 Год назад +1255

    One sip and you accidentally break two billion important universes

  • @youngdresbaby
    @youngdresbaby 3 месяца назад

    Takes a sip, everything goes grey, ragdoll physics kick in as you fall to the floor, and then red text pops up out of nowhere reading WASTED. Finds yourselves at a hospital seconds later, 147 dollars poorer.

  • @_Drain
    @_Drain Год назад +362

    "Just one more drink."
    The drink:

    • @misteri2631
      @misteri2631 Год назад

      It would make you "not alive" so long Bro about to start a whole new live in bros dream 💀

  • @theseriousgamer704
    @theseriousgamer704 Год назад +931

    7 year old me mixing every liquid I could find

    • @acesghost
      @acesghost Год назад +7

      Bro we had a barrel in my buddys backyard where we’d just throw all types of random fluid it was NASTY 🤣

  • @rialvita7141
    @rialvita7141 Год назад +821

    One sip tastes like heaven, the second will take you there.

    • @raphu2272
      @raphu2272 Год назад +11

      good job on copying the most oveeused line this month

    • @sanksioi6
      @sanksioi6 Год назад

      😂

    • @sixtystrawberries
      @sixtystrawberries Год назад +2

      @@raphu2272 fr

    • @IlIIIlIIl
      @IlIIIlIIl Год назад +1

      Bro no matter what the thing is there's always gonna be some bot like you who comments this

    • @grau2809
      @grau2809 Год назад

      Iam german and this is a decent cocktail

  • @bobborlog1677
    @bobborlog1677 3 месяца назад +2

    Dear God that will tranquilize an elephant

    • @djtula501
      @djtula501 3 месяца назад

      No it wouldn’t look how much chaser is there to dilute, at least 500ml before tipsy, should taste gd to.

  • @bigbrother3465
    @bigbrother3465 Год назад +321

    One sip makes you wake up in 1998 and your friend tells you "Damn dude, that was quite a fall, I thought you'd never wake up!"

    • @gdtrggaming9855
      @gdtrggaming9855 Год назад +1

      oof💀

    • @DrDrops420
      @DrDrops420 Год назад

      at that exact moment, i would make everything to stay in there😂😂😂

    • @Joker.3116
      @Joker.3116 Год назад

      Why 1998? 🤔

  • @dainiusnavickas3935
    @dainiusnavickas3935 Год назад +516

    First sip tastes like heaven
    Second sip sends you there

    • @JustDoRight
      @JustDoRight Год назад +5

      PPPUUUAAAHHH 😂😂😂

    • @benharbyessine230
      @benharbyessine230 Год назад +6

      XDDDDD😂😂

    • @mpriel1683
      @mpriel1683 Год назад +4

      Naw first sip sends you to hell

    • @chahdnouni1626
      @chahdnouni1626 Год назад +5

      U miss calculated you can't go to heaven while your drinking alcohool 😂

  • @majesticwaves826
    @majesticwaves826 Год назад +292

    Honey wheres the kids? "The jungle...."😊

  • @a-fexontop7046
    @a-fexontop7046 3 месяца назад +1

    This shit will start a generational curse

  • @RomainLettuce1457
    @RomainLettuce1457 Год назад +641

    “Therapist I can’t stop drinking”!
    “I can help you”.
    *Card Declines
    Therapist:

    • @aerusly
      @aerusly Год назад

      69 likes no comments? I’ll- what did you think I was gonna say?

    • @internetuser4210
      @internetuser4210 Год назад +1

      @@DarkDomain0001 ok

    • @abhrachowdhury1231
      @abhrachowdhury1231 Год назад

      ​@@DarkDomain0001 don't even bother

  • @karmaservas2736
    @karmaservas2736 Год назад +3789

    “How fucked up do you wanna be, later?”
    Him: “Yes”

    • @captainoftheoldchads1743
      @captainoftheoldchads1743 Год назад +7

      ​@Levi Chicwown nah its sour i like sour i would drink 1 cup boom nothing happens because its impossible to black out when drinking unless you drink 15 boxs

    • @menigga6534
      @menigga6534 Год назад +4

      All that vodka is weak it ain’t that serious

    • @Flabbergash
      @Flabbergash Год назад +1

      From water? Lmao
      He never cracks the seals

    • @KANNESTEINEN
      @KANNESTEINEN Год назад +1

      Yogurt

    • @yahyabaker8535
      @yahyabaker8535 Год назад

      ​@@Flabbergash you must be seeing with your eyes closed. He poured all that vodka

  • @JJdoesedits
    @JJdoesedits Год назад +3743

    The homeless man using the 6 dollars I gave him:

    • @babywhat7786
      @babywhat7786 Год назад +84

      I don’t even understand why this made me laugh😂

    • @tqrrxr
      @tqrrxr Год назад +14

      😂😂😂

    • @seanellis4878
      @seanellis4878 Год назад +15

      💀💀💀

    • @corncobbob2326
      @corncobbob2326 Год назад +4

      I'm confused with this joke sorry.

    • @tqrrxr
      @tqrrxr Год назад +39

      @@corncobbob2326 basically most homeless people when they get money by begging they go buy alcohol instead of essential things

  • @matthijsmicsky
    @matthijsmicsky 3 месяца назад +1

    Bru lives in a fever dream

  • @samurai_korvich
    @samurai_korvich 7 месяцев назад +597

    "Hawaii punch" looks like something I would add to the washing machine.

    • @homieslayer1807
      @homieslayer1807 6 месяцев назад +14

      Tastes like it too

    • @iitstre_4550
      @iitstre_4550 6 месяцев назад +4

      That shit has been around for like 60 years! It’s great 😂😂

    • @lukefriedman9333
      @lukefriedman9333 6 месяцев назад +3

      That shit never got cold no matter how much ice you put in it

    • @kingumbreon8062
      @kingumbreon8062 6 месяцев назад +1

      Bluds never had Hawaiian punch

    • @tylerroberts8306
      @tylerroberts8306 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@kingumbreon8062blud?

  • @OjeIsGooder
    @OjeIsGooder Год назад +2102

    that one unemployed friend at 2:52PM:

  • @helixzenith
    @helixzenith Год назад +1074

    The homeless guy after I gave him my hourly wage.

    • @emzdon7614
      @emzdon7614 Год назад +9

      Underrated comment 😂

  • @cowboysvstheworld3879
    @cowboysvstheworld3879 3 месяца назад

    Bro said "Ever Clear Time, Tornado" like he was choosing a pokemon.

  • @Turk0171
    @Turk0171 Год назад +1182

    Bro made rocket fuel 💀

    • @Cblizy
      @Cblizy 7 месяцев назад +1

      Avgas is actually blue.

    • @Kevin.Mammar
      @Kevin.Mammar 7 месяцев назад +1

      You got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @curiouscat729
      @curiouscat729 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MellaYella
      @MellaYella 7 месяцев назад

      Omg😂

    • @orlowski2018
      @orlowski2018 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @ColvyMolvy
    @ColvyMolvy 7 месяцев назад +182

    "What flavour drink do you want?"
    "Yes"

  • @Wolltazar
    @Wolltazar Год назад +301

    There's enough vodka to turn anyone into Peter Griffin

  • @Smurshes
    @Smurshes 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro's trying to get people f*cked up. 😂

  • @Took_D_Arm
    @Took_D_Arm Год назад +1036

    That one unemployed friend on a Monday morning:

    • @renn7342
      @renn7342 Год назад

      😂😂😂

    • @RandomNamewrx
      @RandomNamewrx Год назад +6

      You calling me out?

    • @dripjigen1733
      @dripjigen1733 Год назад

      @@RandomNamewrxLOL

    • @sethemerton2940
      @sethemerton2940 Год назад

      I work and that’s still me

    • @jesseukleja5704
      @jesseukleja5704 Год назад

      No fuckin way guys 😂 im working but today the doc Said no and i have just put the jim and the threesixty into the freezer😂

  • @lolno6975
    @lolno6975 Год назад +684

    The last time this guy was sober was when he was learning what 3×2 is

    • @jjohnsonnccc
      @jjohnsonnccc Год назад +23

      Supposedly he is sober and doesn’t drink. Which actually kinda makes sense, cause these concoctions he makes don’t even look fit for human consumption. It’s like being a chef who has no tastebuds.

    • @Alexmcnicholl
      @Alexmcnicholl Год назад +2

      Underrated

  • @certifiedsenpai2
    @certifiedsenpai2 Год назад +2395

    Bro's liver is in life support 💀

  • @edwardcoats8776
    @edwardcoats8776 3 месяца назад +3

    This is what Arya Stark gave the Freys.