2:56 "Quite a vibrator too, that's probably a good way of getting rid of some painful.. points on your... on your.. on your arm." I'm sure Tim, I'm sure.
Pirate golf balls are really just made for distance hitting. Usually a solid core and advanced dimple design with a smaller diameter than regulation balls. Characterized by slightly better driving distance but less feel on the putting greens. I hit a few several years ago and felt like I was teeing up steel ball bearings. They are also illegal to use in competition for the obvious reasons.
Tim is too pure. He thinks the smoking golf ball should be used to tell how your form is and what you can improve, when I think everyone else would think to claim you hit the ball so hard it's smoking.
I went camping with a friend when we were young and our site was next to a golf course. We snuck over the fence and distributed a whole bag of marshmallows around the green and the surrounding fairway. We watched for hours as guys walked around FUMING with rage because they couldn't find their ball !
In a previous video, the one about vases, he had a vase that every minute or so he could pour water out of, the magic being the water came from the Nile mysteriously into the vase.
Tom New He's trying to keep his videos family friendly and I wouldn't be surprised if after this video, that he had himself a good chuckle at that innuendo joke
if you guys plan to do this again, you should get some spares of those golf balls (because a bunch of them are still totally in joke shops) that turn to smoke and powder and get some good footage of whacking them! Time could even have a guest golfer on to do it for him if he chooses lol
Quite a swell gentleman, honestly I put the video on just to see the collection. However after about 3 minutes of hearing him I just kept the video running just to hear him speak, very well mannered and fun chap. Instant subscribe
Thank you for just existing Tim. I was having a really hard day since today was my first day back to school, and you always make my day better. Thank you Tim, thank you everyone at Grand illusions, and thank you all of Tim's crazy, eccentric bizarre collections and toy collections.
Tim, what a breath of fresh air you are , i`ve sat and watched all manner of things on here , mostly garbage with people being mean to each other , there should be more people like Tim on here , dont be mean , be like Tim.
If a ball has more mass, it'll also have more inertia, meaning it won't be as affected by air resistance. That's the simplest explanation I can think of. Another explanation is that un-even mass distribution makes the ball rotate when it flies through the air after being hit, similar to how a bullet (from a rifled gun barrel) or a rugby ball rotates, but more of an over/under rotation than a clockwise/anticlockwise one.
if a ball was spinning off center that would create more "disc area", more resistance. like a propeller spinning slower than a craft's airspeed will create more drag than a not spinning propeller, or like how an autogyro creates lift with a spinning blade
I think the pirate golf ball is designed to hit straight. they have some out there that use both weight a higher density of dimples in the middle ring to straighten its rotation and stabilize straight in the air. Never used one but both my interest and game want to try it out
That Anti-Slice Golf Tee Would actually work!!! Beautiful idea especially if your golf partners do not realize that you are using it. You’d hit the ball straight down the fairway every time.
The Pirate Golf ball is a non conforming ball. I believe they travel 20-25 yards longer off the tee. I think they are too heavy and too small to meet golf balls standards. I could be completely wrong but I just looked into it for a little bit I hope this helps!
I would love to get some of these for my golfing friends. Anyone ever play a practical joke on a serious hard core golfer? Not a pretty sight. Funny but you had better have your running shoes on. And they say golf is such a relaxing sport. LOL!
Yes, quite a vibration too. That's probably a good way of... ... of getting rid of some painful... *sigh* ... points in your... on your arm... if you... overstretch yourself. So, a vibrating golf ball. That's a nice idea, that.
i would have laughed at myself if i heard i was watching an old guy show off his golf ball collection but here i am at the end of the video prepared to watch more
what a refreshing, humorous & entertaining clip! I wasn't searching for novelty golf balls but what a cheerful change from immature remarks & insulting content normally found on youtube these days, Thank you so much! I've subscribed in hopes of watching more positive material rather than demeaning & belittling videos. :)
You sir are a commenter on Humanity! No student of Human perception including psychologist's or sociologists or other sad students of Human behaviour can compete with your obvious and so timely commentary on what is delightful to the Human mind!
The Pirate Ball claims it will go about 25 yards farther then a regular ball. No idea if that's true, but that's how it's marketed. It's too small and heavy for proper tournament play however.
Cayman Pirate golf balls...Description, The Pirate is the world's longest golf ball! It's designed for players who need more distance to play courses the way they were designed to be played! The Pirate is 20-25 yards longer off the tee! It is the longest illegal ball. The geodesic design of 410 triangulated dimples gives the Pirate less drag and more distance.
There are grandfather's that have lived to tell the tale of war... There are grandfather's that has the most amazing stories about their past lives. And then, theres Tim.
I played a whole round of golf with Tim. Every hole he’d get me with some sort of practical joke or silly hat.. and we laughed and laughed and laughed.. and then I woke up.
What about having an exploding golf ball? One that detonates when you hit it and one that you can remote detonate. So if you're losing, you can just blow up the green before your opponent puts their ball.
Tim can make me interested in literally anything.
he needs to make a video on bring straight so maybe you'll stop being so gay
+zsolt tildy being
zsolt tildy Haha, that took an unexpected turn.
+Michael Dixon not really smooth, I made a similar joke to it, unlucky :(
+Blaziken584 lol just jokes :)
Tim is everyone's favorite online grandfather.
I said something like to that in one of his earliar vids.
+Dan Whitmore didnt realize it was a competition >;00!!!!
With vibrators and squirters. Just like my PopPop.
i don't think you're even trying m8.
hickok45
How does this guy not have 10 million subs? Or his own TV show. I could watch this all day
Agreed
Maybe in the 90s he would have, right before or after Mr. Bean.
Or maybe after Bob Ross and his "happy trees."
He was on TV before. I can't remember the name of the show.
lol or happy clouds :)
htf5555 teletubbies
I like that you kept the hat on for the entire video while you were telling us about your balls.
His balls are lovely.
A fantastic comment! Truly meritorious!
Well, he *is* eccentric. :)
+AussieArcade i AGREE,
Jay Dubs
2:56 "Quite a vibrator too, that's probably a good way of getting rid of some painful.. points on your... on your.. on your arm."
I'm sure Tim, I'm sure.
Really sure
Ah u must be a child clap clap
hes to wholesome to do that
Okay I get it, youre a child.
DogeNetwork it’s a toy channel xD
Pirate golf balls are really just made for distance hitting. Usually a solid core and advanced dimple design with a smaller diameter than regulation balls. Characterized by slightly better driving distance but less feel on the putting greens. I hit a few several years ago and felt like I was teeing up steel ball bearings. They are also illegal to use in competition for the obvious reasons.
May the (almost definitely) rejected title of 'Tim plays with his balls' rest in peace.
"Nice balls tim!"
Samantha’s World I love you
Or ‘Tim shoes his balls’
"This one's actually quite a nice vibrator, if you've got some pain points on your, uh, your arm!"
Tim is too pure. He thinks the smoking golf ball should be used to tell how your form is and what you can improve, when I think everyone else would think to claim you hit the ball so hard it's smoking.
I know right? Tim is a treasure!!!
I think they're also for gender reveals since he said red and blue smoke
@@stargirl.crochet 🙄
@@stargirl.crochet yes. My thought too!
Now a day people just set fire to the forest instead... 😓
i like the part where tim wears the hat the whole time
yeah no that one part thats the whole video
+Cole D
The joke
Your head
smith jon when is that
9:11
Water from the nile
I went camping with a friend when we were young and our site was next to a golf course. We snuck over the fence and distributed a whole bag of marshmallows around the green and the surrounding fairway. We watched for hours as guys walked around FUMING with rage because they couldn't find their ball !
I got to try this
I don't know what Tim said at 7:30 but it was my favorite part.
4 years later, you arent the only one!
@@NIICKHimself “fluthreo”
Will it float in water from the Nile?
It never ends does it?
It keeps streaming on like: water from the Nile !
In a previous video, the one about vases, he had a vase that every minute or so he could pour water out of, the magic being the water came from the Nile mysteriously into the vase.
Hahah ..classic
lol, quite a vibrator... not even a hint of innuendo from Tim.
Especially when he says "over-exert yourself" and it sounds like "over-sex yourself"!
Dude... even without the misheard comment "over-exert yourself" is still realllyyy woww.
over stretch?
Kameron Peterson Listening to it again after I typed that, I'm not quite sure what he said TBH....
Tom New He's trying to keep his videos family friendly and I wouldn't be surprised if after this video, that he had himself a good chuckle at that innuendo joke
I need to know the story of this man’s life.
I love the reshoots, Its kinda like seeing Tim go - I'd rather like to play with those toys again.
if you guys plan to do this again, you should get some spares of those golf balls (because a bunch of them are still totally in joke shops) that turn to smoke and powder and get some good footage of whacking them! Time could even have a guest golfer on to do it for him if he chooses lol
@@Zombiellectuals you're beautiful
Jeez, Tim sure has the balls to HD reshoot all those vids.
Too corny.
Three Nathan.
+fat SIMPSONS WAVE
This old man is awesome. He calms my anxiety 🙏🏻
I could listen to him all day. His voice to me, is on the same level as David Attenborough's.
Quite a swell gentleman, honestly I put the video on just to see the collection. However after about 3 minutes of hearing him I just kept the video running just to hear him speak, very well mannered and fun chap. Instant subscribe
Thank you for just existing Tim. I was having a really hard day since today was my first day back to school, and you always make my day better. Thank you Tim, thank you everyone at Grand illusions, and thank you all of Tim's crazy, eccentric bizarre collections and toy collections.
4:00, You know where that water came from right?
+JBantha Algrank The Nile....
+Bilal Patel Water from the Nile...
water from the nile
Nile water.
From the nile? Yeah I think it's nile water.
Tim, what a breath of fresh air you are , i`ve sat and watched all manner of things on here , mostly garbage with people being mean to each other , there should be more people like Tim on here , dont be mean , be like Tim.
AMEN 2 THAT!
I just spent 13 min watching some guy with his balls...I enjoyed this more then I was expecting! Tim, you have a new subscriber!
"his balls"
Welcome aboard! Try not to lose too much sleep.
I'm glad you can experience these great events...heh!
welcome to the channel! enjoy the "heh"s
What about the 48 seconds?
I can literally watch this channel all day it’s entertaining to the people that want to learn but boring to people that don’t really enjoy learning
4:00 Hahahaha. I love how he always plays up the the surprise.
He kept the hat on. HE KEPT THE HAT ON!!
If a ball has more mass, it'll also have more inertia, meaning it won't be as affected by air resistance. That's the simplest explanation I can think of.
Another explanation is that un-even mass distribution makes the ball rotate when it flies through the air after being hit, similar to how a bullet (from a rifled gun barrel) or a rugby ball rotates, but more of an over/under rotation than a clockwise/anticlockwise one.
if a ball was spinning off center that would create more "disc area", more resistance. like a propeller spinning slower than a craft's airspeed will create more drag than a not spinning propeller, or like how an autogyro creates lift with a spinning blade
Science!
I think the pirate golf ball is designed to hit straight. they have some out there that use both weight a higher density of dimples in the middle ring to straighten its rotation and stabilize straight in the air. Never used one but both my interest and game want to try it out
That Anti-Slice Golf Tee Would actually work!!! Beautiful idea especially if your golf partners do not realize that you are using it. You’d hit the ball straight down the fairway every time.
He's the Bob Ross of golf balls... I wasn't that interested but literally couldn't stop watching :D
before: oh boy boring old man showing off his toys
after: more, more now.
I appreciate the video being longer than a few minutes.
you gotta love and admire tim for collecting half a century. Tim's got it all!
Tim's videos remind me of the sweet and short mini shows that previewed in between longer kids shows on tv back in the 2000's.
How!
Olympics or no, Tim, you're still a Champion!
The Pirate Golf ball is a non conforming ball. I believe they travel 20-25 yards longer off the tee. I think they are too heavy and too small to meet golf balls standards. I could be completely wrong but I just looked into it for a little bit I hope this helps!
I would love to get some of these for my golfing friends. Anyone ever play a practical joke on a serious hard core golfer? Not a pretty sight. Funny but you had better have your running shoes on. And they say golf is such a relaxing sport. LOL!
"Here Buddy, try this Anti-static golf ball Rag, works great!"
Why is this guy so damn likable!?
Such a legend ! Makes me proud to be British this man does!
this gentleman is just wonderful! I enjoy him immensely!!
Every video "been collecting these for 40 years" bro, you collect everything
Yes, quite a vibration too. That's probably a good way of... ... of getting rid of some painful... *sigh* ... points in your... on your arm... if you... overstretch yourself. So, a vibrating golf ball. That's a nice idea, that.
i would have laughed at myself if i heard i was watching an old guy show off his golf ball collection but here i am at the end of the video prepared to watch more
I wonder what his house looks like.
Lots of cool things you got today, Tim :D
"I'm afraid it's a golf squirter."
Tim your videos are Amazing. Keep up the good work
"A little goof squirter that squirts you in the face" Oh Tim 😂
Who doesn't like this guy? He's awesome!
what a refreshing, humorous & entertaining clip! I wasn't searching for novelty golf balls but what a cheerful change from immature remarks & insulting content normally found on youtube these days, Thank you so much! I've subscribed in hopes of watching more positive material rather than demeaning & belittling videos. :)
this guys accent and mannerisms are entertaining, a real hoot
We love watching you share your collection! Thank you so much!
I love the golf cross balls...I bought a dozen last year.
Some of these look like gadgets a golf-themed supervillian would use.
2:45 Just imagine that screaming ball flying over the fairway... :D
I like how he has collection of everything.
watching tim's videos make me so happy
Tim's Crazy Balls
I love you Tim. :)
You sir are a commenter on Humanity! No student of Human perception including psychologist's or sociologists or other sad students of Human behaviour can compete with your obvious and so timely commentary on what is delightful to the Human mind!
the Internet doesnt deserve this man
I'm surprised Tim doesn't have glow in the dark golf balls for night golf
The Pirate Ball claims it will go about 25 yards farther then a regular ball. No idea if that's true, but that's how it's marketed. It's too small and heavy for proper tournament play however.
The exploding balls are hilarious.
He is that one person when as a kid you ask to play with a toy and he gives you an hour long story about it
This mans wore the Head Freezer the whole dang episode. Legendary.
Looked away then looked back like " Is that a bag of weed?"😂😂😂
According to fact that this video is from yesterday Tim must be still alive
Tim always ballin
The squashed fairy was so funny.
+Grand Illusions Where does tim keep all his toys, and have you seen his whole collection?
"I doubt it. *hmh*"
Less war, more Tim
All we are saying, is give Heh a chance
i insane that you have 100 million views but still only around 400 thousand. you guys deserve much more
4:00 HAHAHHA XD
The vibrating golf ball is a perfect size
Waiting on the trademark "Heh" at the end of the video, But got the more rare "Hmh" This one is being archived.
4:20 Tim you’ve caught a Pokémon
Cayman Pirate golf balls...Description, The Pirate is the world's longest golf ball! It's designed for players who need more distance to play courses the way they were designed to be played! The Pirate is 20-25 yards longer off the tee! It is the longest illegal ball. The geodesic design of 410 triangulated dimples gives the Pirate less drag and more distance.
Tim and his vibrating golf ball. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
You stole my exact comment...
+Cameron Pearce cool
I'd definitely watch the Olympics more if Tim was participating in them
ty 4 yer random stuff. If weren't for this, I would think my life was rather random as well. Good onya
I was not ready for a "heh" that early
There are grandfather's that have lived to tell the tale of war... There are grandfather's that has the most amazing stories about their past lives. And then, theres Tim.
this has so much ytp potential
Camoflauge golf balls is basically the hard mode to Golf
I played a whole round of golf with Tim. Every hole he’d get me with some sort of practical joke or silly hat.. and we laughed and laughed and laughed.. and then I woke up.
tim, if I might ask, if you got a chance to have a television show, or maybe like a short segment that would come on between shows, would you take it?
“My vision is augmented”
Shy is youtube recommending me a video about Tim's Balls..
Pirate balls have 410 dimples, rather than the standard 360. It gets them 20-25 more yards of distance.
I didn't watch the video yet and automatically liked
Fair play..... he kept the hat on lol
Very splendid video!
I play rugby, it is a huge sport in Colorado USA, I love rugby
I love this guy his voice is so good
Tim for the olympics 2020!
What about having an exploding golf ball? One that detonates when you hit it and one that you can remote detonate. So if you're losing, you can just blow up the green before your opponent puts their ball.
In Tim's world, one yard equals one foot lol.
😂😂😂 is the water squirter an inside joke cause this is the second video I've seen he gets squirter and reacts like that