Tim's Condiment Clan

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  • Опубликовано: 13 июн 2017
  • Tim is a fan of unusual salt and pepper pots, and he has quite a few in his collection...
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  • @Dr0dd
    @Dr0dd 7 лет назад +1074

    "Tim, could you please pass me the salt?"
    "Here you go" -hands over puzzle salt mill that you have to solve before you can turn it

    • @RadarLakeKosh
      @RadarLakeKosh 7 лет назад +103

      heh

    • @Burair101
      @Burair101 5 лет назад +20

      “ffs Tim I just want some salt.”

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 5 лет назад +28

      Here let me pass you the pepper.
      **Let's a wind up toy go down the table**

    • @johnny2003
      @johnny2003 4 года назад +19

      If you can’t figure it out...you’re not worth your...salt.

    • @ender691
      @ender691 3 года назад

      I think only the top moves kinda like a 5x5 rubic cube bank I have

  • @BubblesTheBard
    @BubblesTheBard 7 лет назад +1023

    More evidence to support my "Tim is an ancient wizard" theory:
    he hasnt sneezed once the entire video.

    • @brudoalken1178
      @brudoalken1178 5 лет назад +5

      CycloneMetal i thought i was the only one😂

    • @eraze5732
      @eraze5732 5 лет назад +4

      Wizards dont sneeze?

    • @omarbjn89
      @omarbjn89 5 лет назад +17

      He is from the Nile

    • @morgansinclair6318
      @morgansinclair6318 4 года назад +3

      That's *_really_* how the salt to pepper trick works. The reservoir is just for show.

    • @ryedj707
      @ryedj707 4 года назад +2

      The grand wizard of the cool condiment clan (CCC)

  • @sadbuttrue319
    @sadbuttrue319 7 лет назад +650

    0:26 "Covers all 9,000 tastebuds... Warm it up, aerate it. That cream; pure vanilla... That's a 10."

    • @thevictimcard7065
      @thevictimcard7065 7 лет назад +19

      C r e a m v a n i l l a

    • @kelpyg4711
      @kelpyg4711 7 лет назад +65

      cream from the nile

    • @Bender1
      @Bender1 5 лет назад +8

      @@kelpyg4711 That top note, mmm pure vanilla, sweeteners Thats a 10

    • @loodlebop
      @loodlebop 5 лет назад +16

      I hate that I know exactly what that's from

    • @ThePianiolist
      @ThePianiolist 3 года назад +7

      **smacks lips repeatedly **

  • @GalvanizedEntropy
    @GalvanizedEntropy 7 лет назад +181

    There's a really fun practical joke you can play if you have an opaque screw-top salt shaker, if the person you are pranking's food can be easily replaced. you pour into the shaker a little bit of vinegar, and then lay across the top of the shaker a paper napkin, on which you place a little baking soda. You then screw the top on and rip off the visible paper excess. When it is inverted, the vinegar soaks through the paper, meets the baking soda, and erupts surprisingly.

    • @toomanymarys7355
      @toomanymarys7355 3 года назад +16

      Punk American teens would just loosen the tops on restaurant salt shakers.

    • @Tommo.
      @Tommo. 3 года назад

      @@toomanymarys7355 or shoot their school friend

    • @whackyjinak4978
      @whackyjinak4978 2 года назад

      @@Tommo. unfortunately you don’t have any friends, so we have to put up with you for a while longer.

  • @citizenofsillycity
    @citizenofsillycity 7 лет назад +357

    Tim is the Bob Ross of our generation

    • @Andrew-zy5tv
      @Andrew-zy5tv 6 лет назад +5

      Bob Ross wishes

    • @AZDeathMetal
      @AZDeathMetal 5 лет назад +3

      What a clever, original comment. :) Wow.

    • @gregdude3
      @gregdude3 4 года назад +2

      Yea if you are 5 years old

    • @goblinoide
      @goblinoide 3 года назад

      I hate it when people comment the same shit everywhere.

    • @Suerte-fl2rk
      @Suerte-fl2rk 3 года назад +3

      I think bob ross is the bob ross of my generation

  • @unbindingfloyd
    @unbindingfloyd 7 лет назад +197

    Here in Texas, my grandma had egg salt and pepper shakers. Salt was a white egg and pepper was more of a tan egg. It was pretty funny seeing my grandmother shaking an egg over her food. I had no idea what was going on the 1st time haha

  • @EggplantsGalore
    @EggplantsGalore 7 лет назад +182

    *1:14** when you make a 12 year old mad on CSGO.*

  • @mhairi5195
    @mhairi5195 6 лет назад +8

    He's such a lovely old man speaking about what he loves. You hardly get this love and appreciation and effort into making videos now a days. I love you Tim 💗

    • @Ivoireee
      @Ivoireee 4 года назад

      I agree with you.

  • @MrSorbias
    @MrSorbias 6 лет назад +185

    I think he should've taste it every time if it's pepper or salt

    • @Tommo.
      @Tommo. 3 года назад

      THAT'S PEPPER YEAH *LICKS FINGER*

  • @alwaysfallingshort
    @alwaysfallingshort 7 лет назад +42

    Tim sure does love his wobblies. Any chance he can, he puts them in a video.

  • @BensoftMedia
    @BensoftMedia 7 лет назад +597

    Pepper from the Nile

  • @angelcathairs
    @angelcathairs 2 года назад +2

    I could listen to this kindly mannered man talk about toys and trinkets for hours. It's so pleasant and it eases my stress away

  • @Brunoki22
    @Brunoki22 7 лет назад +29

    I bet having dinner at Tim's house would be a blast

  • @alexeverett308
    @alexeverett308 7 лет назад +30

    I don't know why this turned up in my recommendations, but I'm very glad it did!

  • @dominantwolf4593
    @dominantwolf4593 6 лет назад +66

    Always practice safe lunch, use condiments.

    • @abluejayc3503
      @abluejayc3503 5 лет назад +2

      Dominant Wolf this is so underrated.

  • @GasgoesAcoustic
    @GasgoesAcoustic 7 лет назад +48

    Strange things they design these...designers

    • @Ivoireee
      @Ivoireee 4 года назад +3

      These p r o g r a m m e r s

  • @salmagutierrez4696
    @salmagutierrez4696 7 лет назад +94

    " Oopsie daisy"

  • @ithrilzyne4542
    @ithrilzyne4542 7 лет назад +16

    I once went to a restraunt where all the salt shakers were the hugging ones

  • @ainleigh2244
    @ainleigh2244 7 лет назад +136

    kill your friends by giving them what they THINK is salt but it's actually ARSENIC

  • @jasonbaylor9865
    @jasonbaylor9865 4 года назад +11

    I love how he constantly tastes the salt and pepper to prove its real 😂

  • @atmic9571
    @atmic9571 4 года назад +7

    His voice is just relaxing I always fall asleep when I listen to him

  • @kzop2847
    @kzop2847 7 лет назад +302

    H E H
    E E
    H E H

  • @johnnypopulus5521
    @johnnypopulus5521 3 года назад

    How is it that hi accent makes everything so pleasant & civilized. God loves you, Tim & so do I.

  • @mipmipmipmipmip
    @mipmipmipmipmip 7 лет назад +383

    that rubik's cube condiment set must be horrible for people with OCD

    • @kuro13wolf
      @kuro13wolf 7 лет назад +37

      You can always just turn it in multiples of 360 degrees and leave it solved every time.

    • @supra107
      @supra107 7 лет назад +4

      The colors of the top are different than the ones of the bottom.

    • @chowderstevens9375
      @chowderstevens9375 7 лет назад

      mipmipmipmipmip why is that?

    • @paulleal6419
      @paulleal6419 7 лет назад +6

      mipmipmipmipmip or people that enjoy solving the cube

    • @MothJosh
      @MothJosh 7 лет назад +5

      But if you turn it 360, you won't have control over the precise amount of salt/pepper you put on.

  • @shadowprogram215
    @shadowprogram215 5 лет назад +9

    “That’s salt yep”
    Thank you for confirming, I wasn’t sure

    • @Kreptic
      @Kreptic 3 года назад +1

      He lied, it was cocain.

  • @noahberger8760
    @noahberger8760 7 лет назад +1

    Those wind up salt/pepper shakers are a great fun idea. Thank you for all your videos, Tim. No matter the day, you never fail to calm me and give me many chuckles.

  • @starlord7027
    @starlord7027 3 года назад +7

    I like to think that there’s no bin behind the table and Tim is just throwing his salt and pepper on the ground

  • @shookya6976
    @shookya6976 7 лет назад +62

    I hereby declare my life and inevitable demise to Tim's Condiment Clan, Deus Salt!

    • @CanalRadioMax
      @CanalRadioMax 7 лет назад +5

      Hahaha!. You kill me with the "Deus Salt" XD

    • @brudoalken1178
      @brudoalken1178 5 лет назад

      DEUS SALT, CONDIMENT CLAN SHALL RISE 😂

  • @coitusergosum2447
    @coitusergosum2447 7 лет назад +258

    Kool Kondiment Klan

    • @rustroomofdoom
      @rustroomofdoom 7 лет назад +5

      Kool Klown Klan *

    • @grabern
      @grabern 7 лет назад +16

      +RustRoomOfDoom *Killer Keemstar Klan

    • @SomaCruz666
      @SomaCruz666 7 лет назад +47

      Why do I get the feeling the kool kondiment klan wouldn't appreciate the shakers at 4:05?

    • @thewolfhowlersyt5024
      @thewolfhowlersyt5024 7 лет назад +2

      Soma Cruz heh K.K.K.

    • @pepperonipizza8200
      @pepperonipizza8200 6 лет назад +1

      Burn all the sauces!

  • @eronth
    @eronth 7 лет назад +1

    Changing seasonings. Brilliant.

  • @AnMk4evs
    @AnMk4evs 6 лет назад +7

    All this salt has made me thirsty for some water from the Nile ... Heh.

  • @FriggOff361
    @FriggOff361 7 лет назад +1

    Thank you for showing us Tim

  • @user-em8hr5tq5d
    @user-em8hr5tq5d 2 года назад

    Hello from Athens, Greece. Your channel is excellent. It is unique and I really see the beauty of the old years that people had, and the child who was anxiously waiting to get such a toy from his parents on birthdays, etc. to be always well and make such nice videos with new gadgets.

  • @limonx6778
    @limonx6778 3 года назад +3

    6:17
    This one is just amazing, I couldn't even imagine how to make these more accesible, I wish this type of acomodations were cheaper tho

  • @kelpyg4711
    @kelpyg4711 7 лет назад +41

    only Tim can make an 8 minute video solely on salt and pepper!

  • @inisipisTV
    @inisipisTV 7 лет назад +9

    Fascinating as always Tim. heh.

  • @andycollier1268
    @andycollier1268 7 лет назад +2

    2:40 "...And some pepper here.." *CRASH* Ahhh classic Tim and his abysmal coordination haha.

    • @boneclawwalker3778
      @boneclawwalker3778 3 года назад +1

      I know he was once a stage magician but I always wondered HOW with his classic Tim clumsiness... it might have been the most unintentionally hilarious magic show ever

  • @xXmahriXx
    @xXmahriXx 7 лет назад +5

    some old lady was giving away stuff she didn't need and I went to see if there is anything I'd need. saw a small black figurine looking like some weird creeper which I thought its cute and I picked it up. I put it on my window faced outside so he would look out and guard the surroundings
    for some reason it always gave me a loneliness feel whenever I would look at him
    but only now
    at 4:06
    I realized he is missing his friend
    ;_;

  • @brothgurlegion4229
    @brothgurlegion4229 5 лет назад +2

    "Changing seasonings" genius!

  • @thecrowbarfoogle647
    @thecrowbarfoogle647 7 лет назад +2

    The "salt becoming pepper" one reminds me of this picture I saw of two paint cans, one with red paint but a blue label, and the other with blue paint and a red label.

  • @da_pikmin_coder8367
    @da_pikmin_coder8367 3 года назад +1

    Honestly the shakers embracing each other is something I would buy.
    Would really light up a table.

  • @hffhd5658
    @hffhd5658 7 лет назад +5

    Tim is my spirit animal

  • @malekelma3refa
    @malekelma3refa 7 лет назад

    This kind man makes me feel so peaceful

  • @thefilmschlock
    @thefilmschlock 3 года назад +2

    That changing seasons joke is top tier

  • @CristiNeagu
    @CristiNeagu 7 лет назад +18

    You could put salt (or pepper) in a Klein bottle... I don't think it's been done.

  • @Random13
    @Random13 7 лет назад +1

    I always enjoy watching your videos Tim, good job!

  • @chao9111
    @chao9111 3 года назад +3

    Absolutely love how he has a black/white piece of paper, to prove that these shakers do indeed dispense. Like were we doubting that?

  • @nocomprendo1409
    @nocomprendo1409 7 лет назад +2

    windup robot: "What is our porpuse?"
    Tim: "To serve salt, and you pepper."

  • @holographer
    @holographer 3 года назад

    Just found and subscribed to this channel. This is perhaps the best RUclips channel.

  • @ProxCyde
    @ProxCyde 7 лет назад +3

    Can we take some time to appreciate the effort of making part of the paper black so the salt would show up.

  • @joannegray5138
    @joannegray5138 7 лет назад +1

    I need those Rubik Cubes in my life, they're fascinating.

  • @psychomrw
    @psychomrw 3 года назад

    That pun at the end was gold.

  • @ianvicedomini2648
    @ianvicedomini2648 5 лет назад

    Fascinating collection

  • @opiekachak
    @opiekachak 7 лет назад +47

    heh squad anyone??

  • @iambiggus
    @iambiggus 7 лет назад

    Diners often have the glass shakers with the chrome lid that screw on and off. If you put a bit of napkin full of pepper under the lid and screw it back on, you get the effect like the last example Tim showed. Yes, this was back in my delinquent days, yes I was a nerd, yes we found it hilarious.

  • @mynameisnothenry
    @mynameisnothenry 6 лет назад

    tim's videos lifts my spirit and releases my anger along with depression

  • @CronicasdeunaVilla
    @CronicasdeunaVilla 7 лет назад +8

    This channel is just magic

  • @kumikovezina3649
    @kumikovezina3649 3 года назад +2

    Tim tasting the suspicious stuff coming out of the cube... Yeah, that’s definitely salt, or is it...

  • @ToryuMau
    @ToryuMau 7 лет назад

    The "Embrace" salt and pepper set says more then what could be described in words.
    That's some profound message the designer managed to portray with something so simple.

  • @jeroenvdbeken126
    @jeroenvdbeken126 7 лет назад +18

    there really is no need to proove there's salt and pepper in every single one of them... xD

  • @saintbobo3330
    @saintbobo3330 7 лет назад

    God bless you Tim I hope you never die.

  • @tbjas
    @tbjas 7 лет назад +11

    Oopsy daisy @2:46.

  • @GrouchyGander
    @GrouchyGander 7 лет назад

    Changing Seasonings...
    A brilliant idea.

  • @commanderlouie8921
    @commanderlouie8921 7 лет назад

    I love the last one Tim.:3 very lovely.

  • @Aussiemanjkkk
    @Aussiemanjkkk 3 года назад +1

    *Lovely Idea* 😀

  • @aboo3216
    @aboo3216 4 года назад

    Hugging Salt and pepper, Now I need it, lol my favorite. I
    love the idea. Ty.

  • @haydenyork8414
    @haydenyork8414 2 года назад +1

    This man is keeping me from losing my mind my second Dad is gonna die tonight from cancer and I'm binge watching Tim... Thank you Tim.

  • @samiamm5764
    @samiamm5764 7 лет назад

    Hi Tim 👋
    I just saw a video for a Sony toio and it seemed like fun and you're the first person I thought to tell about it 🙂👍

  • @RussellTeapot
    @RussellTeapot 7 лет назад +1

    pun + *heh* at the end, lovely idea

  • @iannickCZ
    @iannickCZ 7 лет назад

    I like how Tim demonstrate all pots, how prepare dark paper for white salt. And none of "used" pepper and salt was wasted...for sure

  • @MotherSoren
    @MotherSoren 7 лет назад +5

    I read it as "Compliment Clam" at first, but got more confused when I realized it said Condiment.

  • @TOYMOUNTAIN
    @TOYMOUNTAIN 6 лет назад

    You are the purest man who ever lived.

  • @lemolea9571
    @lemolea9571 10 месяцев назад

    I came across the ceramic hugging salt and pepper shakers sealed in a charity shop a while ago and thought they were the sweetest thing and bought them on the spot. My boyfriend didn't think it was as important a purchase as I did but oh well

  • @dr.inkwell1070
    @dr.inkwell1070 3 года назад +1

    I can't stop paying these at .5x speed😂😂😂🍻

    • @Kreptic
      @Kreptic 3 года назад

      Paying, sure ok.

  • @michaelc.4321
    @michaelc.4321 5 лет назад +1

    Wow! What a Kool Kondiment Klan

  • @yellow9053
    @yellow9053 6 лет назад

    I mostly watch these videos for Tim now. The toys are cool but no one can calm you down like he does

  • @zenithstudio6819
    @zenithstudio6819 3 года назад +2

    Tim is like the wacky grandad the brings you wired toys

  • @RSpudieD
    @RSpudieD 7 лет назад

    I love how he just sends them off right out of frame.

  • @happysad2
    @happysad2 5 лет назад +1

    4.05 My mum and dad have those (though the pepper shaker is black instead of brown xx👍☺

  • @birb3762
    @birb3762 5 лет назад +1

    The fact that the camera man has to watch this grown man play with condiment dispensers is great. I would just be mostly questioning him

  • @LuisLopez2
    @LuisLopez2 Год назад

    I love reading the comments on these videos.... It's like an oasis of politeness, a snark-free channel and immune to internet malevolence.

  • @TheSonicWafflez
    @TheSonicWafflez 7 лет назад

    I've got the hugging ones but in White and Green. They're great!

  • @HumanGuineaPig247
    @HumanGuineaPig247 3 года назад

    This guy will eventually have his own museum

  • @danielclavette9007
    @danielclavette9007 7 лет назад +5

    heh from the Nile

  • @itsapeacefullife201
    @itsapeacefullife201 3 года назад +1

    Tim's just got a big pot of soup under his table

  • @veronicaravello-arceo
    @veronicaravello-arceo 6 лет назад

    Wow so changing seasonings....winter pepper and summersalt

  • @SeanPGribbons
    @SeanPGribbons 3 года назад

    ABSOLUTELY LOVELY

  • @gearsandgeckos523
    @gearsandgeckos523 6 лет назад

    The hugging one... they cry salt and pepper

  • @v11a03
    @v11a03 7 лет назад

    Who in their mind would dislike this video.

  • @meepmoopmusic
    @meepmoopmusic 7 лет назад +125

    his tie is in his pants

    • @JohnnyHikesSW
      @JohnnyHikesSW 7 лет назад +1

      I've never understood why people do that

    • @NaHaldIch
      @NaHaldIch 7 лет назад +10

      probably when people bow over to pick something up from the ground, the tie would hang on the floor or in their faces, and that way it couldn`t do that
      i can`t imagine another use for a tie being put behind ones belt^^

    • @larrykippings
      @larrykippings 7 лет назад +23

      +Meep Moop *trousers

    • @amit9287
      @amit9287 7 лет назад +6

      Swag

    • @gordonwhyte1553
      @gordonwhyte1553 7 лет назад +1

      Meep Moop, lol. I wouldn't worry about it 👙👔🤗

  • @bobiwasbi9918
    @bobiwasbi9918 5 лет назад

    Imagine the gold mine he lives under with all of those old things! Astonishing

  • @dancingcow8640
    @dancingcow8640 2 года назад

    Idk why but I love this lad

  • @BenCol
    @BenCol 7 лет назад +2

    Boom Boom Boom Boom!
    Plenty of Salt

  • @Poly_0000
    @Poly_0000 3 года назад

    I have one of these. those two shakers hugging.

  • @sachinverma4757
    @sachinverma4757 6 лет назад

    yup. I believe you Tim. Just regular salt and pepper. No drugs and stuff. Totally convinced.

  • @thefilmschlock
    @thefilmschlock 3 года назад

    I guess you could say Tim is the Condiment King

  • @sugarpuff2978
    @sugarpuff2978 7 лет назад +2

    How is Grandpa Tim not sneezing from all that pepper? My nose would be streaming! Heh.

  • @bumgravymmmmatt350
    @bumgravymmmmatt350 7 лет назад

    Tim your an absolute legend

  • @somemango9587
    @somemango9587 6 лет назад

    He looks so bored but he sounds so entertained

  • @bluecar996
    @bluecar996 7 лет назад

    I so need the last one, such a brilliant idea :D