artosis is SCAMMED by his own COMSAT!!!!!!!
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
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He infact did NOT scan there 😂😂
Everywhere surrounding where he actually needed it haha
Yeah it's funny to watch him look at the replay and still think he scanned the area
Lol. He did not at all
Odds of scanning twice and not finding your opponent's lurkers: 1/1000000
Odds of Artosis not paying attention to his army as they move through the unscanned territory: 1/1
In arty’s defense the lurkers could be in attack hold position and you wont notice until the opponent lets go of the hold position and ambushes his marines.
Arty seems to have a 1 in a million day, every day.
hahahahahahaha
I usually make fun of him, but that really was AWFUL luck. He scanned just above and just below the lurks and didn’t see any.
@@Dziaji I make fun of him all the time and I am trying to not look at his content anymore, he sucks and has a toxic personality imo. Its like if hydra had a channel, this is how I picture it you know, pure rage. Experienced players know where to burrow. It all goes around, when you first start playing the game you burrow in stupid places cause you dont know. After 10.000 hs you burrow in stupid places cause the opponent already knows the usual places. Simple. Arty will never accept this, and this is what keeps happening to him over and over, he cant accept the fact that some people in the ladder simply try to win.
Artosis donations and his chat are unparalleled 😂😂😂😂😂🥰
I was just thinking of reading some of these comedic fan fiction, but I don't want my FBI agent thinking something else when he sees it on my browsing history.
Okay okay. Tbh that was pretty unlucky.
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What does this emoji mean referring to RT?
It means insanity
@@DeadlyDreamKiller front facing baby chick crab front facing baby chick crab front facing baby chick crab front facing baby chick crab....
“Kids are the greatest, don’t let them play Terran” 😂
There was at least a screen, maybe two, worth of gap in between those scans but I'm sure Artosis had a dozen other reasons lined up as to why he was the victim of a great injustice that game.
Exactly. he scanned an upper area above the actual location of the lurkers. he's hallucinating..
Between the Mario erotica and Arty flipping out this has to be the weirdest SC stream out there. 🙀
You mean best
It all synchronizes into a form of internet art
"I am the one who truly suffers..."
"We'll be back tomorrow"
lol
"I scanned there!!!" (he didn't)
-> watches replay to see where he scanned
"I scanned above and below there. There's literally this thin horizontal line that wasn't covered by the two scans, and the lurkers were exactly there."
-> reveals the lurkers that are spread vertically on an area 5 times as wide as Arty thought
The ramp, what an absurd place to have defenses or lurkers or walls even... I mean the nerve of this Zerg, it's just unreal.
Equivalent of him playing protoss and getting wrecked by mines and then being like "WHAT? I HAD OBS THERE!" lol
Well at least Crab is front facing baby chick.
frontfacing baby chick crab is prob better than most of the rap songs that came out in the last few years.
First of all, he didn't intend to scan this area, but the flying mutas to give vision to his valks which , secondly, were at least on a screen down the hold lurker area. Brilliant bait by his opponent.
i think youre reading into it a bit much
As it turns out, dear reader. Artosis did not, in fact, scan there.
"with a banana is his 4ss" 😂😂😂
is it me or have i never seen Arty take more than 1 expansion
Correct. He has a skill limit, and adding more expansions is too much for him to keep track of.
@@harizotoh7 pft, he's handicapping himself, otherwise even flash would tremble against might of saltosis
The patented Artosis corner
He can't even track his SCVs when going idle on two bases, as well as having ton of unspent resources...
Artosis' chat trying to give him a heart attack.
Front facing baby chick crab? Plz tell me arty don’t have to listen to that shit repeat 1 million times, poor guy no wonder he goes insane with rage
This is my favourite artosis clip of all time
Can you imagine trying to play anything let alone sc1 and having to listen to text to speech?
He clearly missed the scan lol
I love how You hear a Science Vessel explode right as he Quits.
To be fair ramps are the most likely place for lurkers so its pretty bad to not scan there
1:15 for anyone wondering
at 1:11, he scanned just at 5'oclick of the sqaure block towards thing that is on the map. However his marines got caught way above it. He scanned at the incorrect loction, but he says he scanned there.
Once again artosis is incorrect and blames others but not himself.
He didn’t scan the ramp at the part where the marines would be flooding through due to pathing. Lol.
Holy shit that front facing chimp crab dono message was pissing *ME* off
sick stop lurker
'kids are the best, don't let them play Terran' lol
Imagine playing a game where everything works against you and still be the hardest working terran on the ladder!
Hardest working Terran on the ladder? Lol. If crying = working, sure
@@CoronaHoax-nd2rr That's what he call himself so... just an irony xD
@@EsportsStoryteller oh lol
he scanned so far after the ramp lmao
Holy fuck that text to speech
Anyone who donates more than 3.33 USD is a genuinely wholesome person.
he didnt realise that he didnt scan that area cause he had his Valkyries there
I think it does not require too much IQ to scan on the chokehold instead of the plain areas.
sometimes the drones dont build. they arrive, and despite not being blocked, having enough minerals and gas they just dont build
I love the donos
The Chad Zerg vs The Virgin Terran
не играю в старкрафт, не знаю, кто этот человек, но с удовольствием смотрю его пожары, хотя и мне иногда стыдно за такое
Сейчас он профессиональный комментатор игры, недавно комментировал старик 2 в Эр-Рияде, в прошлом играл на соревнованиях.
scanning too low unfortunately. close but not quite.
he's like the incredible hulk!
salt mine is overflowing 🤣
LOL I'm fucking dying.
DK wasn't the only one that got impaled
@1:20 for those who want to see it quickly.
Watches replay but doesn't watch replay.
Clearly didn't scan there hahahahaha
Thank you, this was a good one 😆
I love this man
hearing him cry is therapeutic
I never thought I’d reach a day where the chat text to speech annoyed ME but here I am
Does artosis not know how to stacks Valkyrie with an scv?
Brutal Lurkers
I don't even watch the game any more, I just watch RT and the chat.
Kids are the greatest... don't let them play Terran 😄
What is with people spamming donations with Mario erotica and other infinite nonsense? Humanity is doomed.
Why does he hate mario erotica so much?
because his wife sends it.
Its part of the gag. If he liked it then it wouldnt be as funny. But hes a closet mario erotica fan though hes laughed here and there.
Thats some quality erotica right there
Are they from Canada, because that how Canada lose.
Put litter in its place symbol
My life IRL is how artys life is in game, its pretty rough i know his pain lol. Love you RT
Definition of skill issue.
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That donos are the worst. He should work on that.
Yep it’s why I don’t watch the stream anymore. So annoying. Idk how people find that funny every single day
No, the donates are 50% of his streams
Where he scanned twice and both spots were so far off, that the lurkers would barely be on the screen if they were unborrowed, if at all. It's his own fault for not being more careful with his units, as once he was getting close to the zerg, he halted his army for a sec and stim one marine to check where the lurkers are for sure with his scans not finding them, but no, he blindly ran the marines to thee zergs base. when the two scans went off.
If the ladder is a failure, and you've spent your entire life on it, that makes you......?
Ah, did Artosis forget that the com sweep only lasts for about 7 seconds? He scanned there, but it was 10 secs ago. Or the player managed to slip in between the scans undetected.
he was giving scans away like a drunk flailing his arms and he doesnt scan the ramp where it provides a perfect choke for his opponents lurkers lmao
3:20 he even says he scanned where he did not scan. The 1st scan was further north than he claims
OK but going bio against zerg is not really viable, and he pushes out with no science vessels to irradiate? And wasting resources and build time on valks? Then wasting vision and APM on killing an overlord while marines walk in a straight line into a lurker?
And it's lucky?
Too busy with the front facing chick crab
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Those fucking trolls on Twitch though...
Artosis should go back to oldschool Terran BASICS. No valk nonsense. Keep in mind no T used valks consistently successfully until around 2010 and Fantasy was embarrassed multiple times including an OSL final trying to use them. Fantasy who is a micro/mechnical GOD compared to Artosis.
You should know that the meta has changed a lot when it comes to muta builds, they are much stronger than they were back then so trying valkyries isn't necessarily wrong. Artois_ just generally struggles, but he's like 56 years old with 9 kids.
@@whitneysmiltank yeah i understand i was just trying to give some perspective along with my comment. its frustrating to even watch him play tvz like this. especially against zergs at his level. i feel like against an equal skill player, valks give the Z the upper hand. when i used to play tvz myself i used to feel stuck, pinned down with no options. relying on Z mistakes.
And yeah to be fair, he is old. But when you see Kwark for example (even though he's P) you can see what can be done with refinement of builds and specialization. Even though the minimum APM requirement is ofc higher for T. Maybe 200 or so.
@@infinityesq.4226 true
Can't do that anymore , most maps use uneven / rocky terrain to restrict terran builds to mineral deposites , so no more walling in or building an outpost to secure your base unless its directly on your doorstep . You have to rely purely on micro and upgrades which suck so much for a game that boast about recieving no updates or rebalances since 2007 , they really gave terran the worst handicap possible .
you didnt scan there lol artosist sucks by his excuses
Imagine needing money so bad u try to play SC with these trolls spamming this stuff in his ear. I love Arty. He stinks for as good as he thinks he is, he’s the golfer who plays once a year and throws his clubs and claims “I cannot believe it”. But still I feel bad for him.
That was nice to hear a legit fan make a comment.
@@canag0d
You forgot to switch accounts.
@@aknopf8173 pretty sure he was referring to the 50$ donation lol
Artosis' stream would be like 50 X betetr if he didn't allow ridiculous spam and gross ass shit. It's discusting and pathetic really, that he needs the money to keep playing so he can feed arty Juinor. Dude just freaking block the spam man,.
Those donations are so annoying.
He really needs to up that donation limit to like 10$ or something to reduce trolls. It was funny for like a week. Now, it's getting seriously annoying.
Man, he's really getting obnoxious and quickly turning into Niko Avocado. Internet feedback loops are bad things.
Dan... You really need to take off the bs donation comments.. it literally ruins your stream, and your RUclips videos.
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Cool match but the TTS make this video unwatchable. A real shame.
"Neither depo built" = " I am terrible at managing my resources so I send SC's to build depo but then spend the minerals so I act surprised at my own stupidity and lack of skill"
Also if you play a failed video game for 20 + years does that not make you a failure?